Engen

Now that that shit is finally over, can we have a final Engen thread before everyone rightfully goes back to not caring again?

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Based /engen/ general

Gross

>yo gimme that Olivia Munn but shape her head like a legoman's senpai
>comin right up

Have sed you incel freak

alison tyler?

I'm confused

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>I'm confused
He's an American shitposter. He probably finds Rapeinhoe attractive. Or watches women's football "for the sport".

>yfw no dykegrass for 4 more years

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Having waifus is one of the most harmful and cucckest things you can do to yourself, since youre subconsciously putting them on a pedestal
then irl youll start seeing ordinary/cute women as deities, which is not good for you

UEFA dykegrass championship in 2 years.

Let's hope Engen wins that one at least.

>tfw gonna be 30 by then
Holy FUCK, I wanna get off this ride

>he's not watching the U19 European Championship later this month

>U19 European Championship
Engen's not in it, user!

>minnie mouse tournament
SheBelieves and Algarve Cups in like 8 months, Tournament of Nations in 2021, Olympics next year.

and no burgermutts to force it down our throat

>Olympics next year.
The funny thing about the Olympics is that they don't allow men's national teams (just the junior teams), but they do allow women's national teams.
You know why that is? Because they consider themselves an "amateur" competition.

But it's where we'll discover the new Engen

>But it's where we'll discover the new Engen
I admire your optimism.
Because it might instead be where we'll discover the new Rapinoe.

>Olympics are next year

???

Japan

she's literally braindead

I will always post (but not "it") in an engen thread

Also
>post it

so how good are Wolfsburg, will they make it far in champions league next season?

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So, the perfect woman

Is Engen Wolfsburg's player instead of Lillestrom's now?

Wolfsbrug won CL in 2013 and 2014 plus they're 3 times in a row Bundesliga champions right now. Their goal should be the CL title in 2020

>so how good are Wolfsburg
Not that good in actual (men's) football. No idea how their women's team is doing and I'm too lazy to look it up. But let's hope Engen will lead them to many victories!

nice. i saw that graham were transferring away so were assuming they were second tier-ish

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Loves girls.

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Pernille Harder plays for Wolfsburg

Dunno ... the blond one kinda has an ugly face.

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eh looks more like Olivia Wilde

How much money do I need to have in my bank account to get a wife like her? I'm a nice guy so my using my personality alone will not work.

30 millions if you are young enough
otherwise 70 millions

So I can't find a poor version of her with 100,000 Euros in my bank account?

kek
you are technically poor, deal with it, and don't touch women unless they are cheap prostitutes and you put some rubber on

>average net worth of Italians is 79,239
>hurr durr poorfag
No I'm serious Italy friend is 100,000 in the bank enough?

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W-why is she holding her coke there and like that?

And I'm proud to be an American
Where at least I know I'm free
And I won't forget the men who died
Who gave that right to me
And I'd gladly stand up next to you
And defend Her still today
'Cause there ain't no doubt
I love this land
God Bless the U.S.A.

It probably was a hot day and she found the cold coke "refreshing" in those places.

She's cute in the actually attainable sort of way.

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Except for the part where she likes women.

>Except for the part where she likes women.
I'm sure she likes men just as much. But most of all, she likes posing for kinky pictures.

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What would she think if she ever found out she is idolized by a bunch of virgins?

>implying that she doesn't know already
>implying that she's not lurking these threads

(Hey, Ingrid!)

and date her.... there is a chance at 19yo she might be bf-less and even a virgin

maybe this is just her sister? could be

most attractive women are

based retardess

>maybe this is just her sister? could be
No, pretty sure that's a teammate of hers.
I think pic related is her sister (or something like that).

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Middle pic doesn't look like a sisterly kiss to me. Plus one of them is blonde and the other brunette.

they're pretty decent. made it to semis/finals last couple years. a couple good players are leaving in addition to the new adds so will be interesting to see how they perform

autism

Just makes her more cooperative innit lad.

You dont want to watch cute 19 year old girls with thick footballer thighs running about all sweaty for 90 minutes?

She's not American.

Depends on those girls.
If they're like Engen: Sure.
If they're American: No, thanks.

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

She's 21, user.

>you now remember eternal eve threads
faggots

Seems like they weren't eternal after all if one has to remember them instead of actually seeing them

>Algarve Cup
woah this is actually a thing

We need an Engen cup. Where all of her girlfriends compete for her affection.

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Well, then. This thread's done (autosaged).
See you around, everyone!

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