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First for Joey the mexecutioner beltran

What went wrong?

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>every single loss in Rockhold's carrier is a hard KO + punches after the KO
>he's a BJJ pro with good takedowns
>he still chooses to stay on the feet and box

Low IQ?

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Ben Askren won the Story of The Fight. George was SO shaken that he had to end the fight in 2 seconds because he was so terrified of GOATren's wrestling. Rattledvidal is flushed and scared of the real man. If there had been a third round, Ben would undoubtedly have won it. In many ways, Askren won the fight itself.

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Jones is going down hill. Holy shit. He couldn't beat a middle weight who had one leg. He won't ever move up to heavy weight. He would get heemed by any top 5 heavy weight

Masvidal ram the whole fight

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not mixing it up, woodley would have thrown blacksposive right and got the fastest ko in ufc history instead

Toilet Askren? Yep, I invented that meme

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askrens style has always been shoot and take it on his chin, this time his chin couldn't take it

He didn't watch Khabib tape to improve his wrestling, and mask his takedowns by fainting a strike, or switching direction mid move.

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Me in the back behind ali

he attempted a take down and got stuffed

God I hate Ali and I don't even know why

He can barely throw a punch. Khabib can actually drop people, no one is afraid of getting punched by askren. wouldn't work

Askren is a phenomenal wrestler but a shitty fighter. His instincts are always to wrestler when threatened so when he sees Mas charging him, he dives for the takedown without even thinking.

Jorge and his camp knew it was going to happen and timed the knee perfectly.

Prime Dan Severn would heem Ben Askren.

Now that the dust has settled. Was Askren out or not?

Uh, he spent most of the fight trying to take Jan down but he has terrible wrestling. He usually goes to the ground by reversing somebody else, or like when he clipped machida before taking him down. You don’t go up in weight classes to be a grappler, you go down in weight classes to do that so you can have the size. You go up in weight classes to have a speed advantage in striking. Kelvin and Whittaker are good examples or Frankie dropping to 145 or Maia to 170.

>keeping his hands low all the time and expecting anything different
at the beggining, even in this fight he would have been fine if he didnt drop his hands every fucking time.

who will Jon fight at UFC 245 in December?
Heavyweight title perhaps?

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>you will never invent toilet Gianna

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Robbie was out.
Ben was in.

>why yes i DID get perfect picks two weeks in a row back to back
>suck my dick

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*kicks you in the head after the bell*

heh.... nothing personnel

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i dot think so i saw his arm twitch and makes a thumbs up

WMMA is actually unironically getting better. Slowly at first, with only a few elite fighters, but the ball has started to roll. When MMA first came about, you had specialists like Royce, like how Ronda was in the starts of WMMA. In the late 90s and early 2000s we had the first well rounded, extremely talented mma fighters emerging, the women that are here now are the equivalent to them. Nunes, Shevchenko, Joanna, Rose, Andrade, all great at every part of the sport and constantly providing high level exciting fights. The rest of the women will catch up in the next decade, and before too long WMMA will be as good as the men's.

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>N-Nunes w-will lose.. THIS TIME!

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If Askren wasn't retarded after this fight and they did it 10 times how many does he win?

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Ref was not there to handle it. T-spergs was more blatant.

fuck off dickhead there were ALWAYS good male mma fighters right from the start
Current Zombie Sakuraba heems literally every wmma fighter ever into an unliving death if he fought all of them at once

There is only 3 women that are worth a shit and they just murder the shit ones. Nunes, Cyborg, and Schev...

He unironically is a fucking beast on the ground, literally world-class, but somehow he's actually really bad at getting the fight to the ground. His takedown game is mediocre. And yeah his boxing has always been garbage, his only good strikes are kicks, which last night he was throwing retardedly, telegraphing them from way too far away with no setup. He is done in MMA

Somebody actually took the time to type this crap out

is that sneaky Rashad? kek

Rockhold wins by disqualification for blows after the bell.
Askren wins by disqualification for unsportsmanlike behavior after the referee stoppage.
Jon Jones wins by corrupted refs.

If it was a BJJ tournament Masvidal would have been disqualified. Askren basically won due to this.

>He unironically is a fucking beast on the ground, literally world-class, but somehow he's actually really bad at getting the fight to the ground.
Anthony Smith said the same thing about himself, to describe his skills. "There is no world in witch John (Jones) beats me on the ground", he added. That was before their fight.

*wins*

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Show me a more punchable guy the Ali in all of mma

Yeah if you don't type like a child that would take like 2 minutes retard

The comical Luke Rockhold.

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10/10 times

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Unironically agree but disagree. There is no depth to WMMA at all, look at the top 5 in any division, only top 1 or 2, maybe 3 are any good, the rest are cans

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Rockhold is so flushed holy shit

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I dislike the revisionist history from George that HE was the one inside Ben's head. It was obviously the opposite buddeh regardless of the heem

Who is your favorite fighter?

Post the calm and collected George leaning laid back on the cage, smiling.

Drop the anti-semitism, bro

Ben Funky Askren

Well Jon didn't beat him on the ground and also I don't see the relevance..

So let's say Asscream grits down and goes on a winning streak against legitimate opponents would this eventually be put down as a complete fluke or is he tarnished forever?

are there any other fighters who got their jaws broken by a punch? isn't it usually knees and kicks

wrestlefags on suicide watch

One more run at the strap, brother.

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I have a few boys.

Wanderlei Silva
Dan Hooker
Brian Ebersole

There's more but I'm tired and can't think

>I don't see the relevance
I'm just saying that this narrative is already taken. Its a just so story we tell each other. We haven't seen much proof for it. For all we know Jack Hermansson can tie up both of them.

He might be done after that heem

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Kek id love to see someone start posting fan fiction of how askren beat masvidal with shopped pics of askren flying kneeing masvidal

>UFC Fight Night: Randamie vs Ladd

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^ Khabib getting Askren'd.

Askren was never good

zero point zero

Chuh-chuh motherfuckers!

Amanda Nunes: $590,000 ($300,000 to show, $200,000 win bonus, $50,000 Performance of the Night bonus, $40,000 fight week incentive pay)

Jon Jones: $540,000 ($500,000 to show, $40,000 fight week incentive pay)

Thiago Silva: $380,000 ($350,000 to show, $30,000 fight week incentive pay)

Holly Holm: $330,000 ($300,000 to show, $30,000 fight week incentive pay)

Jorge Masvidal: $265,000 ($100,000 to show, $100,000 win bonus, $50,000 Performance of the Night bonus, $15,000 fight week incentive pay)

Ben Askren: $213,500 ($210,000 to show, $3,500 fight week incentive pay)

Luke Rockhold: $210,000 ($200,000 to show, $10,000 fight week incentive pay)

Gilbert Melendez: $210,000 ($200,000 to show, $10,000 fight week incentive pay)

Jan Blachowicz: $152,000 ($46,000 to show, $46,000 win bonus, $50,000 Performance of the Night bonus, $10,000 fight week incentive pay)

Song Yadong: $144,000 ($45,000 to show, $45,000 win bonus, $50,000 Performance of the Night bonus, $4,000 fight week incentive pay)

Diego Sanchez: $123,000 ($103,000 to show, $20,000 fight week incentive pay)

Michael Chiesa: $114,000 ($52,000 to show, $52,000 win bonus, $10,000 fight week incentive pay)

Claudia Gadelha: $107,000 ($51,000 to show, $51,000 win bonus, $5,000 fight week incentive pay)

dude is 34 he's not suddenly gonna change his whole fighting style. he's a wrestler doing mma as a hobby, he will never beat true mma fighters

vs staph masvidal? probably most

Askren wins the rematch

Diego won the story.

how can trannies even compete

Mike Perry has spoken.

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Like Rockhold was good enough to go to BJJ world championships and chose not to for some undoubtedly stupid reason. Everyone he rolls with talks about how strong and slick he is on the ground. He just doesn't have very good takedowns. And I'm not saying he could submit Jon, obviously Jon would piece him up on the feet and stuff his telegraphed takedown attempts with ease

>Ben Askren: $213,500
42,700k a second

it will never be a fluke, its just low iq fight strat, train overhand right for next rematch vs masvidal, and throw when he gets close, bam fastest ko beaten

Jacare and Werdum are BJJ champs and they got subbed in MMA.

They're doing my boy Jan dirty

GSP got rekt before too by Matt Serra, it was bad. GSP was even tapping to strikes like a bitch. After that he became a different person, became way more serious. He has been undefeated for years now.

Also Ben made the same mistake that GSP did. They didnt respect there opponent and take it serious. He can come back, but its going to be hard to overcome such deep humiliation.

>Nunes makes more than Jones

There's no way

Also
>Thiago Silva
lmao whoever wrote this doesn't even know the fighter names

Unpopular opinion: Women shouldn't fight.

send me a discord invite you fucking losers

>GOAT
>currently

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No they didn't? lol

askren unironically wins 9/10 times

dang the card rly didnt dissapoint

>Popular opinion: I watch womens mma for purely sexual reasons

>nunes making more than jbj
kek what?!

>the moment has arrived, the rematch of all rematches, are you ready?
>HEEEEERRRRREEE WEEEEEEEEEEE GO!
>Askren rushes out, OHHHH he tags Masvidal hard with a spinning elbow!
>WATCH OUT WATCH OUT JORGE SHOOTS FOR THE LEG
>OHHHHHHHH HE GOT FRONT KICKED IN THE FAAAAAAAAACE
>THATS IT THATS IT
>AND THE NEW
>OH MY GOD
>UNDISPUTED
>HO
>UFC
>LEE
>WELTERWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
>SHIT!
>BEN
>FUNKY
>ASKREN
>That's the greatest Welterweight of all time folks. That's the greatest ever right there.
>Jordan-esque is his striking, Joe

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Those are just disclosed pay. They get other shit and Jones got PPV points.

jbj isnt a big draw anyway, also muh equal pay bs

AMANda Nunes isn't a woman.

>that spin

Reminds me of Brock an Ronda lel. Tony too but he managed to survive.

You are correct, must be thinking of some decision loss where they got beat on the ground. My bad.

>no HE'S OUT HE'S OUT
come on man

>points on ESPN+
Oof

Imagine Jones getting Heemed dead by Black Beast.

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Dead sport

>i-i-it was a f-f-fluke

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Based brainlet Perry

Jones
Reem
Walker
(in that order)

Dana White

Luke looked slow as fuck, like he added too much weight, did he fuck his leg again too?

He's always looked pretty bad standing; can't box for shit. He has sick top control but shit takedowns.

he fcuked everything

luke is a can

staph

My favourite part is when he's knocked on his ass, slowly rising, eyes slowly registering the Polish heemer incoming, incapable of moving fast enough to stop what's coming.

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luke is more can than askren

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Jon is my number 1 ranked boy but at this point I'm hoping he loses a decision so he can unleash his full power. He was fucking around with Santos instead of murking him in the first like he could have.
Hopefully Jon loses a split decision soon so he goes full Punished Jon and starts absolutely murdering fighters again.

Anyone got a hi res photo of unconscious Asskren face?

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>luke heemed
>ben heemed
>holly heemed

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why do you keep writing fanfiction

Yeah but he looked light on his feet at middleweight, everything was quick, even Blachowicz was a lot faster than him yesterday

What will Askren say in his next interview lads

>Jorge admitted to having staph
>Askren wouldve unironically tired him out halfway through the first then fucked his ass for the rest of the 12 minutes.
does staph make you gay? asking for a friend

>He unironically is a fucking beast on the ground, literally world-class, but somehow he's actually really bad at getting the fight to the ground
That's because wrestling and submission grappling are two different disciplines. Luke has phenomenal joojitsu, but his wrestling is flaming garbage, he literally relies on overpowering people to get the fight to the ground, which worked at lower weightclasses sometimes, but not against a fat slav like Jan. Funny thing is, Jan isn't even a wrestler, lmao.

We can all meme about AKA being a knee destruction academy, but the best thing for Luke would have unironically been staying at AKA and focusing on his wrestling so that he could combine it with his absolutely devastating ground game. Sadly, he wanted to throw meme kicks more and paid the price for being a dumdum.

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"uhhh"

dana always win baby

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It's not fanfiction, it's fanfuture. I predict deez tings.

probably from that infection on his leg then

Why does Jon Jones only try his hardest against DC?

based

I like it when he's starting to get up and realize he was heemed, his facial expression was kino. He had the same look on his face at the end of round 1 after the head kick, he just realizes he's fucked

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Yeah he's toyed with his last 2 opponents
He needs to fight cuckmier again

Just took a massive Luke on Askren-Masvidal, almost ripped my Thomas, so huge it was. Eat up, children!

youtu.be/X7GAAoJDEfo

he needs to get back on the steroids. he sucks right now.

>Gilbert Melendez: $210,000 ($200,000 to show,
lol that won't last long.

He needs to change his camp too bad it won't happen. His trash corner almost cost him this fight.

Because DC is the only one that challenges him and he doesn't like him. Jones just coasts against the shit LHW division.

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Luke should have been given a few minutes for the post-bell heem. He walked into the second round already finished

He's pretty fucking dumb to "toy" with guys. But hey, IQ is not his best weapon.

he almost lost like aldo in the volka fight

>luke thomas posting
pls stop

Luke Chinlethold, there i said it

Jones is like Tiger Woods after he got caught. Both were the best ever when they were being wild as fuck. Jones needs the coke, whores, and crazy shit.

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>Extended fingers
>In the standing position, a fighter that moves their arm(s) toward their opponent with an open hand, fingers pointing at the opponent's face/eyes, will be a foul. Referees are to prevent this dangerous behavior by communicating clearly to fighters. Fighters are directed to close their fists or point their fingers straight in the air when reaching toward their opponent.

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I don't know which one always gets knocked out more gloriously Bisping or Luke

>walk in the bar
>see this
what do you do?

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Fuck I forgot this. Not a single warning for that. Herb with the herb.

This.

G-guise? There's a crazy Cuban dude who just ran straight at me and now he's flying through the air; any advice on how I should counter would be greatly appreciated.

Jon didn't even eyepoke marreta once. He's lost his fire.

Sorry if I'm a Pleb but was Askren's takedown technique in this instance actually high level if he wasn't knee-heemed? He looks like he's literally just bending down to scoop up a baby

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>thinking anyone gives a fuck about WMMA

Jones unironically almost lost to Santos

he's a can

Because its his only threat for GOAT status

who prefers nunes fighting cans than seeing jbj possible lost

that's just proof santos never pushed him

That was cool at first but as usual the ufc production team held the shot until it became awkward and cringe. But I do like Val.

why is this so funny when it's paused. looks like both were shopped in.

Go for double-leg, charge her onto the arcade machine. Lift her up and dump her on top. Take off jeans with teeth. Jodie Foster her till the ref steps in.

Ferguson and Walker and it ain't even close. Bisking before he retired aswell.

I invented pussycan askren.

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He's a turbo can who should've stayed retired

>ywn get Cocaine Jon back
youtube.com/watch?v=PSnwg4xF_T0
The UFC has become a no fun allowed organisation. The natty meme is ruining the sport

There's a stereotype that socially awkward people are often more intelligent, but in Lukes case this is not true. He's actually just a remarkably stupid human bean

Honestly they should do like Pride and just let everyone juice to the tits. That would even the playing field more than 1/2 of them juicing now and 1/2 not.

I may have found the reason why

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>Santos will get fucked out of the rematch because Dana doesn't want his cash cow threatened
Fucking lol the absolute state of this """""sport"""". I'll still watch though because I'm a mark.

nunes got bonus for finish retard

He's a genius in one aspect (grappling), but a big fucking dumbass in others.

The sly fox of mma

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It's called a blast double, you don't actually "shoot" your knee in between their legs but rather rely on their forward momentum to carry their weight on top of you as you collide with their hips. GSP was very good at this, he never actually touched his knees to the mat. Askren didn't expect the knee and thought Jorge was going to swing at him, so he ducked down, hoping Jorge's momentum would carry him into the takedown.

The only thing I don't understand is how Askren didn't know he would start with flying knee. He started his fight with Till the same way. It was extremely obvious that he would try it

He might have known. Problem is, he didn't drill to defend it, he literally just acted on muscle memory and bent over in a fit of panic wrestling.

so /heem/ is bullying a disabled person, good job ableists

He played ben like a fiddle.

name a better buildup than askren vs jorge
i cant stop rewatching it

Is that REALLY the only thing?

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I mean in hindsight it was pretty smart from Jorge. Askren automatically goes to wrestling in any situation were something is going wrong. Jorge running at him triggered it.

more like a drum desu

because he's a bum

like i said, he needs to take page from woodleys book and load up that overhand right. imagine he did that shit to him hed be sleeeeeeepy

woah calm down this is a family friendly forum

He did see it though didnt he? He just thought to try and intercept it before he launched?

Ben is a pompous dickhead and got exposed for exactly what he is. A can.

What??? Is this all the money they made from fighting??? I thought they make millions??

yuuuuge Schaub just dropped from my Askren on the Till, along with an immense stream of Lee

>adds up to 5.2m
>gate is 6m
this can't be right

Thanks, I can imagine how it would have played out if he wasn't baited by the kneecap defibrillator

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Askren has shit fight iq

Askren is still the greatest MMA wrestler of all time

That didn't even land properly, Askren is a chinlet. Lawler is explosive but has pillowfists

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any of you lads want to see a naked Amanda Nunes you'll get your chance in 3 months

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Who has he outwrestled?

kek. So who's the toilet brush of MMA?

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kino

Everyone except Jorge, but that was a fluke

You have to take into account both were moving forward.

Everyone as in who?

Tony Ferguson

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The first point of contact was on Askren's jaw

He look sleepy but he finna bouta heem your heart with a ferocious lick based offence b fur shure.

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Israel, Tony, Jorge

LADS I JUST CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I WITNESSED LAST NIGHT.
Tripping balls on the strongest acid tabs I've ever had, watching this crazy card, was probably one of the most incredible nights of my life. From diego sanchez's eyes of hell to rockhold underestimating yet another opponent, just unreal.

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MMA fighters get absolutely jewed.

why don't they release this footage from all the kos, looks so neat

Look at his wiki page if you are so curious

I hope this is true and that there's footage

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Ben doing the CM Punk gallop forward....

was a great night indeed. probably top 10

So you're ashamed to name the best wrestler Askren outwrestled? Got it.

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What's it like tripping on acid during fights, I just smoke weed and maybe have a few shots if I'm in the mood.
>t. Person that has never tried acid

imagine the smell

Robin black made a good point on his post fight special. Schaub h8rs are just jealous of his work ethnic.

youtube.com/watch?v=HGZ4E-qUd1A

What does Ryan Hall have?

Based Street Jesus knocking internet trolls back into the heem realm

nope, he dominated good competition

It's not

Name that good competition.

Jon comes out and brutally murders him in the rematch to prove that he can like he did with Gus and DC, then he will go back to coasting until someone ends up pushing him

you missed the part where the knee hits the side of his head first. Contact was already made once the camera did that 180 spin

you too

What happened

Izzy called him Ghetto Jesus

Tourettes. Not the same.

askren would be a beast at lightweight

Jones was intentionally bad to trick DC into taking the fight. 200 IQ move by Jones.

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I unironically feel bad now

anyone have Askren KO with audio, the long version where Jorge goes to taunt him. supposedly you can hear Askren grunt some weird sounds in the clip

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Lol this isn't soccer where a 14 year old boys team can beat the best Nationals woman's team on the planet. Nunes would wreck any average dude in the cage. Ffs you could stick that manlet Cejudo in the cage with the Lioness and she would wipe the floor with him.

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why would jones bait DC into getting bullied for the 3rd time? that's just evil

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DC would have unironically heemed the Jones from last night. shame Jones always fights up and down to his competition

easily the best cope answer

Look it up

Taking a break from posting that soccer dyke I see.

Jon talks a lot of shit from lhw. When he's gonna step up to HW for the DC fight ?

Ricky Simon flushes team betamale

Jon said he wanted the winner of DC/Stipe. HW powerlifter Jon incoming baybee

>asscream has assburguers
you can't make this shit up

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for real tho she looks like fiona

Every card until UFC 241 is kinda trash.

Is it just me or did Holly look drained as fuck? Why did she come in under?

jon is small for heavyweight

Perhaps, but I'd still like to see it. Santos deserves another crack, if nothing else.

And natty Paulo

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the tism

Because the scale was intentionally miscalibrated so Nunes could make weight

youtube.com/watch?v=o7EOW5xw5hY

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>Taking a break from posting that soccer dyke I see
what are you talking about

She kept throwing knee taps with no power all night. I guess to try and keep Nunes at distance. Not sure what the plan was because they were with no power.

>askrenfag literally ashamed of naming the best wrestler Askren has outwrestled
Everything is clear with you, fagget.

why does it always take so long until the official ppv numbers get released?

i thought amanda nunes looked worse in the weigh ins

>the snarky autist kid got permaheemed by the literal short bus taking brainlet bully
Ben is my boy but this is pretty funny

go back leech

Moraes is faster and hits harder than her. Cejudo would flush her. She might heem Cody though.

Nope I just want you to educate yourself

Is this bod achievable natty?

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>this tub of shit is one fight away from a title shot against amanda nunes

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shit, now I wanna see Nunes vs Cejudo

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requesting nunes vs holm ko

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khabib is based fuck off

WMMA is a joke. Just look at the rankings and you'll see. Markos was 9-7 before the CLAWJA fight and was top 10.

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>jbj gets no win bonus
can't be right

>LE SHE KAN BEAT UP GUIZE LOLZ!!!!!!
just stop

>zabit
>natty

for sure ronda is a top 15 in mens bantamweight my guy

CejuGOAT will transition and take all WMMA belts

What team is Ben with now anyway? Wasnt he with Roufusport for a while?

I wish I could get his cup after he fights and strap it to my face while role playing I am Bane.

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(Smart) Champs and vets negotiate flat fees so they get more guaranteed money

is his penis erect?

Someone post the webm of her dog mounting her and she starts laughing, but the confused look on the dogs face says "Why isn't she letting me fuck her like normal?"

I want to suck hollys roid clit

CTE-AM

go back to morocco, low iq savage

Yawn this is exactly the retarded shit people would say about fucking ronda. Hurrr durrr she'd beat mayweather. Fuck off retard

>not realizing this was jones' exact plan so he can continue to stay at LHW

dont be a brainlet m8 he could've ended that fight any time he wanted or at least grappled

He still is, that and still wrestling at his own wrestling academy and coaching at Wisconsin

He looks like the Kingpin

nunes need to heem andrade

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That's how he does his doubles, nothing wrong with it. May not be so great for wrestling but it's fine for fighting... until some cunt force feeds you his knee.
youtu.be/_KKAvqFZiTk

Zabit sleeps khabib in 1 second with a flying elbow

I could flying knee everyone here

wizigoths were literal g*rmanic brainlets who had so much in fighting that they got efortlestly crushed by based abdirahman. I wish i was from morocco.
Khabib is a strong religious masculine figure. You probably don't like that tho and prefer our BASED gay parades

I fucking hate ad reads during fights. The quickest heem ever is tainted by anik talking about stupid fucking modelo. Jew cunts.

Ah. I just rewatched the intro and didnt recognize his cornermen. Was wondering what team was in Hartford Wisconsin.

I would just do a worm dance move and be in your back in no sec

Did Jon make Holly give him his victory pussy last night? I feel bad

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go back to whatever low iq brown shithole you came from

my chin can take it

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>whatever low iq brown shithole you came from
Literally Spain lmao

>this fighting clock is brought to you by mode-
>OOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh, that`s great

Anybody got any webms of chiesa bjj styling on diego "flushed" sanchez

Currently reading this shitpost when I started panicking about my phone.

Luckily I'm covered by Metro PCS which covers 99% of American households.
Order yours today and get yourself a copy of EA Sports UFC 3 75% off.

>car ran into my head going about 10 mph when i was 6
>walked it off
i'm actually unheemable

gooby and only gooby does

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okay lads can we be honest?
CAN we be honest now?

Faggot normies like blonde bimbos like Paige.
Autistic losers like uggos like Aspen Ladd.
But intellectual patricians? They love Clawja

youtube.com/watch?v=VLlGSIAUP7Q

what’s the name of this gentlemen?

People trying to have a good scrap meanwhile commentators talking about fucking hardcore henry, fuck off

Big Ladd unironically gadoosh aMANda Nounes

Can Diego fight BJ or did Dana say he wasnt giving BJ anymore fights?

>askrena
>masvidalia

>tells the world shes gonna stop being a fun brawler and now become a boring mma fighter
DROPPED

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Gig A. Chad

Tonyschmokino
youtu.be/T6eIhw3jkJg

Sanchez got dad dicked that whole fight. Looked like someone picking on his little brother.

Why is Khabib not in the GOAT conversaiton?

hot

>Fight clock presented by Bud Light. Here... We... Go...

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Mike "Platinum" Perry

post the other half please

Motivated Post-Bouncer BJ fucking murks flushed digaygo. One more run at the strap baby jay let's go

Last night proved why boxing is more about actual skill. MMA is just a bunch of fluke shit and we still don't know who is better.

sanchez had a rabid gaze and he was foaming from the mouth like a rabid dog.
In my book, he won

He had a way of doing it that was based.

Schmo is a faggot

Who has he beaten that other guys haven't too?

>He started his fight with Till the same way

Sprinting dick kick?

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Bonglads.
Remember back in December where the UFC was scheduled to go to that online subscription service Eleven Sports but it got squandered at the last minute because of their retarded investments?
Do you think we'd have to deal with this PPV bullshit if they had won the rights?

BT Sport costs ÂŁ35 per month and ON TOP OF THAT you have to pay ÂŁ20 for the five fight PPV.
So you're paying ÂŁ55 quid for five fucking fights.
ÂŁ11 per fight.

I think we got a pretty good showing that mma beats one dimensional wrestling

Padded record, fought a flushed Gooby who had spent a year boxing.
Hardly the GOAT.

Because he padded his record with a bunch of whos with no wikipedia pages and he has like one good win against a coked up Gooby.

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Miss him so much lads. Imagine binning him but havin hardy, Lelder and bisping on the mic.

>khabib shown on screen
>crickets

>cowboy cerrone shown on screen
>crowd leaps to their feet and cheers
>cowboy sips his budweiser
>the roof of the t mobile arena blows off

Just stream it like everyone else? It's not 2012 when the best you could get is 360p.

still cheaper than here lol

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What will this madman do next?

Just get an IPTV sub.

Is Diaz just trying to get in the limelight and get a big money fight or do they not like each other? Video is of last night.

youtube.com/watch?v=g_Y3rmDxIc0

>ÂŁ55 = $69
>American PPVs = $65

Duckbib fucking shaken LMAO based Bobby

because he fought 17 cans

>wider than a champion multiple weight classes higher
Canbib really is a cutbabby

Guys Funky and Rockhold are trapped in the shadow realm. Does anyone here have a good Yu-Gi-Oh deck? Its the only way to set them free.

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Fastest eye poke in UFC history completes the trilogy.

Wait you get FIVE PPVs for the equivalent of $68 USD? And you're bitching?

yeah but then I'm behind the heem thread and it's just ughhhh

This PPV service is completely brand new.
For some reason 238 wasn't PPV but 239 absolutely had to be.
What the fuck.

They don’t have to stay up until 5AM to catch a PPV.

A lot of people don't know this but Dern is a professional commentator.

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Diaz's hobby is fucking with fighters in public places.

Look if you have a blue eyes white dragon laying around you could be the difference if freeing these mens souls.

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The streams I use are only like 20 seconds behind cable and are synced up the same when I watch on ESPN online.

FIVE FIGHT ppvs
aka ONE ppv = 5 fights
so we should be charged less than them
not more

A lot of people dont know this but Dan Hardy calls PPVs for BBC Radio

youtube.com/watch?v=Bt-Z7D4o2PQ

I would beat her dyke ass within 2 minutes. Guaranteed. Stop with this bullshit.

No, 5 fight ppv he said. Not 5 ppvs.

Nate definitely hates khabib because him and conor are secretly mates though neither will admit it to themselves

He's does some good interviews.

what site do you use?
Any time anyone asks for a stream during game threads you have ten faggots saying ufc.tv

>also just invite over 5 of your buddies at 3 in the morning and you all chip in
does that sound like a normal sentence to you?
Who the fuck can find FIVE people to hang out with at 5 in the morning?
Who can find one?

Hunnit pussent

like everyone in the united eff of sea

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why is it always an American lying about their fighting prowess

what's crazy is to my recollection ÂŁ20 was the fee for Floyd/Conor AND Wilder/Fury
so the best of the best biggest boxing fights (Which is a bigger sport than MMA in the UK) are considered EQUAL to some merely average UFC ppv.
Baffling.

Nate having no time for Schaub's retardation was hilarious, i wish he hit him

Based cuck thomas actually defending Masvidal's shots on askren after he went sleepy.
Can't believe his body is finally producing some test

stop lying, nerd.

Any beef they had was gadooshed when gooby got his win back. Nate respects him now, they might even be friends who knows.

Blame fatass John Morgan for causing this "questionable" behavior

buffstreams is reliable - just go to their site when the fight starts and they have a link for watch.

They think it's a proper way to socialize and make a point.
It's common for them to say "i'll beat your ass" " i could choke you so quick you couldn't even tap" " You don't know about my mentality, when i go crazy no one can stop me" etc etc
even if they're obese castrated cripples

how did his hairline become el justo tier in like a year or so? He used to have a perfect nw0 tier hairline

How is luke this bad when he trains with dc, khabib and cain? Extremely low iq?

Get IPTV bro. £60 a year, roughly. You’ll get obscure PPVs too on the Fight Network and shit.

That's what browsing /heem/ does to your body

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youtube.com/watch?v=ElLfxqN8LoU

Masvidal definitely prepped for that with Romero

I have no fighting prowess and I could still beat her ass. That's the point you fucking absolute mong.

good night altright

No chin, bad boxing, bad take downs, great top control = Luke

Bisping deleted his chin.

I could choke your bitch ass out in less than a minute. How about that? BOOM ROASTED.

Bisping's win is forever tainted. He beat a literal chinlet and is in the HOF. What a joke.

Based and all-american pilled

>You don't know about my mentality, when i go crazy no one can stop me

Literally the most american sentence imaginable, I've cringed so hard listening to west coast accents saying this exact shit.

For Cable? Fuck dude, how’s your internet?

Every one in this thread needs to get an IPTV sub.

What is this the fucking money general?

embarrassing

>That cheeky mention of knees as a counte

Nonono, Rockhold HAD a chin until he got heemed by Bisping. He broke him.

Bisping is in the hall of fame for generating a UK MMA fanbase and for going viral on youtube.

4:58

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Bro seriously like i just see red and start swinging. I black out and wake up with dudes lying knocked out on the floor

And ending the Spider meme once and for all.

>s-she's tuff!!!!!
just stop

They train like dumbasses at AKA, they brag about knocking each other out in sparring unironically. Dont be surprised if DC and Khabib get fucking gadooshed & flushed into the Askren ether of Toilet Till World next

10/10 would recommend. It's awesome

Are we calling the Shadow Realm Toilet Till World now? If so, I invented it.

two sides of the same shekel

I watched the Wilder/Fury fight on acid and it was wild.

>DC and Khabib get fucking gadooshed & flushed into the Askren ether
The end of the wrestling meme

You now remember the 18-2 padded record mudslime Austrian that h got his meme train instantly derailed by the Tomahawk samurai

Canbib is ducking George and all WW's

Ben completely duped me into believing he had some magical ability to time double legs so well that it didn't matter he was one dimensional. Lawler and Masvidal both stuffed his first attempt on them in devastating fashion. Thinking he really is just a can

Jan is a really nice guy. Like a humble European peasant who knows how to fight. Real character. Good for him for winning.

>Stipe is pissed as fuck at being denied a title rematch and will heem DC in rage.
>Tony is pissed as fuck at being denied a title shot and will cut Khabib's face off in rage.

I'm betting on both of them.

It’s sad that a Chink is the last great white hope.

Cyborg unironically wins the rematch.

Post your bill or stfu.

All time? Adlan Amagov.
Now? Habeeb Nurmahomedov

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Except Jones is still winning

Askren wins the rematch

Wish Kron would go to ATT. I worry about my boy training in dopeland all by himself and with those stonerboys.

>slowly
kek

Nunes would certainly heem you or me but any pro male MMA fighter at any level would destroy her in less than 30 seconds

because he’s a cutbaby and has never faced a wrestler in his career, oh yeah he has, in that sambo match that he lost and cried like a faggot and the tibau match where he cried too because even he tought he lost that fight

Does Ben have CTE now?

just puked in my mouth

that knee should be allowed, pretty bullshit favoritism to grapplers to disallow that

These guys plagiarized my post

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This fight had so much potential. I needed at least a couple of minutes of action before feeling satisfied.5 seconds is just bad

Why does Dana always make the women pose nude? Seems kinda outdated and sexist. Amy Schumer should do a bit about it in her next comedy special.

Asians are in the same Story of fights as whites, allied against the black, hue and mud
Bobby will lead us to victory by BTFOing both nigerians and anime forever

If Diego does't have one then Ben should be fine

Nunes isn't for dick-pleasing, Nunes is for heart-pleasing.

jon lost

So this is how white civilization ends. Not with a bang, but with a heeming.

Will probably rub one out to this desu

Just rewatch the Askren Lawler fight if you want to see how it would have gone without a KO.

fuck off dc you eye poking pussy

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i invented john (as in toilet) jones

whats wrong with these people

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Below are my favorite unranked fighters in each division. Rate my taste.
>BW
Montel Jackson
>FW
Doo Ho Choi
>LW
Islam Makhachev
>WW
Abdul Razak Alhassan
>MW
Rodolfo Vieira
>LHW
Magomes Ankalaev
>HW
Jairzinho Rozenstruik

Nice

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delet pls

I agree but it was worth the memes seeing Bum Askren get btfo after talking all that shit

white girls fuck dogs

You have a taste for cans

Sue them

Sleeping on BJ, cazzie

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why are you looking for cringe posts in her instagram?

I only listed one Brazilian fighter lad

I invented toilet till

>Conor
>Askren
>Rockhold
Oh wow.. the arrogant trashtalkers are all getting flushed

Ben's chin just got deleted lads. He is flushed now.

fun fact this webm is the entire reason joanna had so much plastic surgery done

Prime Maroney would heem Van Slutten

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Why are there no indian fighters?

kek as if conor got flushed

he got paid 8 figures to deal with some backwards ass cunt hugging him for dear life

you average person commenting on instagrams is unironically a lower form of life than those fapping to them

>just bends forward holding his chin out

Lmao he deserved it

His cocksuckers are trying to pretend that didn't happen last night.

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Are you forgetting about Arjan "The Indian BVLL" Bhullar??

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Shoulda kept your hans up DCuck

conor got fucking flushed.. he got dropped and outstruck by a wrestler. in his time off his striking got worse, his cardio stagnated, his footwork got worse, his kicks got worse, even his trashtalk got worst

literally the definition of flushed

?

Bharat Kandare, Arjan Bhullar, and Amir Khan are all making a run for the strap

2019 .... i am forgotten

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Fucking hell lol

Kek

sorry sweetie, he's canadian

He won a fight against a capoeira and Muay Thai specialist without using any grappling. Jon truly is the GOAT.

Based Claudia

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Imagine what Jones will be like when he retires one day. Dude isn't going to have fighting as a way to get adrenaline. He's gonna be slamming coke and wrecking cars within that year.

n.i.h.d = no intelligent here desu

homies
jbj kept talking about santos having a black belt in muay thai
since when does muay thai have belts?

Joanna is such a fucking goblin bully. Wish Claudia woulda slapped this dumb mean girl hoe.

you know he posts here

DC didn't beat him, but Thiago fucking Santos, an overweight middleweight who haymakers his strikes, just ruined his legacy. Now everyone knows what an empty division 205 is.

heeminder that i am the underdog king

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Two things in my opinion.
1. Overconfidence. Ben has legit insane physical attributes, pound for pound he might be the strongest fighter in the world, his cardio is ridiculous, and his chin at one point was fucking granite. He got comfortable running through cans by just being physically better than him so he's overly used to just shooting and winning.

2. Shook as fuck. Right before the ref started the fight, there was genuine frustration and confusion in his face. Masdival wasn't reacting the way he wanted him too and it affected Ben pretty bad, leading him to Jose Aldo his fat ass to the fastest ko in history.

I like Ben a lot and am deeply disappointed by his performance, but it's not unexpected. I'd like to say that he could make adjustments and comeback better than ever but after a knock like that I have my doubts he'll be medically cleared to come back or even be the same man if he did.

she was just breakin her balls a liraa biit

Anyone that refers to Jon Jones as "JBJ" is a massive faggot. Just as cringe as the dorks that call paquiao "pacman"

I thought they got a different color rope to wrap around their head

After watching Khabib-Conor Main Event Special on TV earlier, my mind has been changed. My mind has been changed in that the fight was MORE competitive than I’d originally thought. He was beating the shit out of khabib on the feet. His cardio has increased and held up tenfold. Conor not only won the third round against khabib, but he won the first round, he was winning most of the fourth round, but he won the story of the fight, and most importantly,Conor McGregor won the fight against Khabib Nurmagomedov that night. And he will win the war.

Conor beats khabib in the rematch and I don’t have a single doubt in my mind about it.

he's incapable of fear or anger

since brazil

>Jaw drops to the floor
>eyes pop out
>Sound effect of, "AWOOOOGA AWOOOOGA!!!!"
>Places eyes and jaw back in place.
>Regains composure.
Eh hem, you three look quite lovely.

*gets heemed by David Branch*

The smells... imagine them.

He didnt wanna say praijed for the cazzie crowd

yeah welcome to mma the rules are never gonna change for anything positive

knees to downed opponent are disallowed by stomping opponent's knees (which only injures opponents) and eye pokes are allowed

Eat shit. Claudia is a tree climbing monkey who got btfo TWICE by based Joanna.

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>Masdival wasn't reacting the way he wanted him too
>cocky spic acting cocky
if that was unexpected,he is a truly is a brainlet

Fun fact: Jones has never fought opponent younger than himself in the UFC

Imagine if they got together and decided to have a one on one match, first one to orgasm loses.

G-Georges?

some Muay Thai schools have a belt-like ranking system, instead of belts they use prajieds
Anderson Silva is a Chute Boxe black prajied for example

PEDs
He's getting USADA'd
Cap this

Lol this, he put his fingers out the whole fucking fight so santos would have to risk permanent eye damage if he charged forward. based cheater Jones

brett okamoto is a moron for scoring the fight for santos

for sure jon is a munster my guy

gib lake titicaca pls

Fuck, my mistake, Smif is year younger.

>expect an actual discussion
>get a stale pasta
how contrived

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Which gyms are heem approved nowadays, and which ones are flushed?

jon looked terrible in his last two fights, is he flushed?

el justo? it looks sexy as fuck

He was expecting him to be angrier and chimp out a bit, but Boy George was clearly comfortable in there and that's what got to Ben imo

champ shit only of course

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Yes, the pictogram pulsing is actually destroying his body! Many such cases - Very sad.

this guy is based as fuck. the chad enlightened blinker

SBG, home of the BKFC GOAT is the only relevant gym

anthony smith is younger

They're both welters really

i dont think jones has a killer instinct to go for a finish unless he has real heat with a fighter like DC

he did the same shit to OSP and Smith

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>>he's a BJJ pro with good takedowns
>>he still chooses to stay on the feet
fighters have finnally caught to the idea of kneeing them in the fucking face

who got new

it seems Jon's weakness is the disabled.

That "pasta" is scripture. It must be revisited when you have lost your away.

no

why do wrestlers always lean into knees?
what is it about wrestling that teaches them to do that?

wrestle fuckers finally getting kneed to the fucking face is what

actually, I did

clean dim mak
That man is dead

Like 2 people on heem train so who gives a fuck what these fat bozos think?

false dichotomy

Wake up, Jon

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he went off on a bit of a tangent there

It literally happened at the bell. Pay attention. Herb knows more than you.
>initiated before bell
>lands at bell
>HURRRRR HEEE CHEATING!!!!!!!

i dont know but in this case jones was setting him up for it the entire fight by going like 95% to the body with that kick

That boy likes to eat.

>mememem hrugh hrugugh blurghlballllllblllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarhghgg!
Faggot, this is sports we choose sides for entertainments sake nigger

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>BBJ exposed as a meme
>Wrestling exposed as a meme
Have we come full circle and are about to finally enter the sprawl and brawl JUST BLEED era 2.0!?

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1.Physical condition is great asset to fighters but as long you climb up the stairs maybe you gonna meet fighters with ko power
2.Masvidal caught him guessing and this is well known symptom of one-dimensional.Everytime in interviews Askren states that he cares only about his own game and this is so untrue cuz when time comes your style is versus 2,3

reminds me of gronk and his weight loss since he stopped roiding at the end of his nfl career

his face looks like the sun in the argentina flag lmao

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which one of you posted this shit ffs

t. frail skelly

As soon as gamebred goes against someone thats not been pushed way too quickly and is a egotistical bellend or against someone whose a one trick pony and also an egotistical bellend i dont see him winning.

Above him in the rankings is Usman, Woodley, Covington and Dos Anjos.

I cant see him beating any of them. hes so overhyped.

>525 posts

his nickname is 'Sikh and destroy' nonce

>m-masividal will lose...THIS TIME!!

to bad claudia is a bum

I hope he gets KO'd so that faggot Masvibung comes back and seethes for weeks. He was the biggest autist heem ever had and that includes spammy.

This was the most tasteful dab I've ever seen

>loses to raging lel
Beast fur sure

was he going for the knee, then pulled out? can't imagine he was going for a sprinting thigh kick.

he doesn't train with them anymore
the retard thought he'd be better off at hadd knocks 365 under hooft
that move has only made him worse
before he'd rely on his kicks and wrestling/bjj
now he actually thinks he can box
his career is over

mas wins the rematch

>This used to fight at 170

Hard knocks 365, more like hard CTE 365.

Conn-uh
Ben-eeesh
Tony Ferguson

new

migrate

migrate

>There's a very strong probability that Colby and his best mate Jorge will have to fight for 25 minutes to the heem
Fucked up desu

Why does Woodley look uncomfortable? Aren't they in different divisions? Also, do you think he's upset about getting dabbed on?

>before he'd rely on his kicks and wrestling/bjj

in this last fight he literally came out spamming nothing but kicks and then insta grappling (or attempting to)

so im not sure the camp switch made any difference

for all the talk of his elite level grappling he doesnt have elite ways to get it to the ground, and going up a weight class was only gonna make that worse

George won that fight

sprinting headbutt

How the fuck can MAGA Covington and an immigrant from Scarface be friends?

"Many" Florida spics are conservative republicans.

I'll never understand people like you. Weak people who would never spend their life perusing a sport where they could be killed. Where every single match could end in embarrassment. You type on your keyboard insulting a legend. Someone who would literally kill you with his bare hands if you came at you. You are so weak and hollow that you find enjoyment in watching another man (a real man) getting beaten by a peer. These men have the fucking balls to take a one on one fight where the only objective is to knock the other person out or make them submit. While you sit your fat ass on the computer larping that they are somehow less for losing. You are pathetic and weak. You will never step foot inside a ring, octagon, or mat to prove yourself. You will continue to compare yourself to titans of men because you have no idea that they are mountains above you.

Khalil Rountree and Two-Legged Thiago Santos will usher in a new era of Muey Thai dominance.

Santos lost, user. Plz cope soon.

hot

nice to see you're not completely braindead Luke, but your post is still cope

Based Khalil saving that mental image for his post-fight wank.

Woodley hates anyone not black

Cormier's head movement is completely based on leans and ducks. It's a wonder no one else has busted him up like that.

kek'd

>for all the talk of his elite level grappling he doesnt have elite ways to get it to the ground
This is why he should have stayed at AKA and wrestled with DC and Khabib 24/7.

youtube.com/watch?v=KVsHIvxQmR4

Let's have your navy meet our navy tomorrow after school and we'll fight for it.

Except with Ronda it was all bullshit because she couldn't punch worth a shit which is 100% the most important thing in MMA. You can tell Nunes hits abnormally hard for a woman by the way every girl she's hit looks like a deer in the headlights. Even a vet like Holly was shell shocked after taking the first good punch from Nunes.

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he's old as f and should have retire after the hendo heem

I made both of them :)