>Dutch player
>last name starts with van
>Icelandic player
>last name ends with son
Dutch player
Cameron Edwards
Jonathan Reed
>Irish plays
>first name starts with Mc
Isaac Reed
>Croatian player
>last name ends with -ic
Ryan Taylor
>American poster
>is fat
Carter King
>American player
>Has a German surname
Carson Williams
>English player
>mulatto with a double barrelled surname
Ayden Perez
>Scottish/Irish/Welsh player
>is actually English
Jaxon Ramirez
>american player
>is a cunt
Mason Morales
>northern irish player
>first name is William
Aaron Stewart
This is top tier based though
Jack Harris
>Brazilian player
>Nickname ends with "inho"
Josiah Anderson
Mywifèsson
Adam Bailey
>american player
>non english surname
Jordan Parker
>american player
>wins because the ref rewatched a video of her getting unintentionally hit by a defender who wasn't aware of her presence (she was running toward her from her back) and thought the hit was too hard (despite barely touching and getting up immediately after the impact)
Blake Sullivan
what white people remain in this country are largely german. beyond the very beginning of US history, bongs want fuck all to do with coming over here.
Henry Davis
>portuguese player
>the ‘j’ isn’t silent
Chase Walker
Carson Turner
>no meme tabs
Ryder Nelson
>american player
>last name Lopez
Gavin Phillips
>asian player
>ching chong ping pong
Josiah Young
>American player
>Last name ends with -ez
Adrian Price
>Alina Lopez
Lucas Carter
lol
Dylan Davis
this
Henry Harris
>That post
>That flag
Elijah Perez
Literaly every single Icalandic surname ends with son or dottir.
Sebastian Richardson
>mfw one of my ancestors put out to a slav and now I'm stuck with a polish last name
David Hernandez
>Korean player
>3 syllable name
>park, kim or lee