OFFICIAL boston red sox @ detroit tigers GAMETHREAD

if you're waiting for a 4 hour rain delay agaain prepare to be disappointed they already started play ball

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one half inning already over all posters over one half inning late

IDIOT BENINTENDI

losing already and you're not watching

loool stop yelling

sorry im late i forgot game was early

just ejection

looooool wtf

what did they do to get ejected
its joe west so they probably just called him a boomer hes a fr*cking loser

actually it was pretty obvious what happened if you saw first inning

i didnt see it cause i was late i just fr*cking said that

right but if you hadn't be late you would've seen everything

4 memesters individual

umm no shit? and if u didnt have an extra chromosome u wouldnt be a retard

all star power

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Hopefully Red Sox win today for my birthday

birthday whiner has posted

wtf

Is Marco the best player on this team

he's one HECK of a lot better than mookie that's for sure

stop throwing paper airpolatne at dever

any1 want to flyer mcdonalds with picture of mcnugget workout kid and say no sell him nuggets he addict

sorry im late i was sleeping

nobody reads fliers put it on their twitter page

What vazquez has done in the past 3 weeks, Gary has done all year. 2-1 yanks

ok now ask posters who were responsible and here on time to explain events from game to you for free

>takes vaz 3 weeks to do what it takes gary an entire year

wow.. based

no

Misread my post. Gary has been a stud all year. Vazquez is on a heater.

They don't call him the Great Sanchino for nothing

wow holy shit vazueqz is a heater that's BASED

holy based

Ok....Vaz is epic

okay confession first time sober in nesn thread in months but thats not going to last...

is drinking every day ok

I drink water everyday or I die

no you die from liver

thats why you smoke WEED

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ill dent any posters brain in this thread who question my authority

This is the Dodgers butt girl actually.

take your finger out of yoru nnose first lol

just freaking dent my brain....

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Stop policing me

LMAO GET SWETP ON

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any1 want to play mordhau with me...

ok im in guild called destroyers destroyers

me dent your brain

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for some reason i cant stop thinking about outback steakhouse....

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me on left

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marco hernandez my favorite player on the team

for my money its white macro hernandez

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Ok you play in Red Sox who is your friend you sit in dugout and you talk with

mookie i help him raise his daughter so he can focus on baseball again

when can he go bowling

wow

brock holt we just sit around and tell baseball puns and dirty jokes all day

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did they fix benintendi swing

what happen i was talking about scout from team fortress 2 with friend about how hes from boston and has accent and how tracer is basically based off him

great....perpetuating toxic locker room behavior....

Notice Nintendo suck until someone said happy birthday

sorry im late i was unironically sleeping. who just yelled after that out

Me yelling to wake you up

did anybody see game on time today

me too slept until 2 am missed BBQ cousin was throwing i really wanted to go to to get some tan to hide how pale i am and see family member i havent seen since before the winter

wtf was that jbj u cant catch with elbow i dont think

Jbj sucks

You think tan look good but it damage skin and put you at great risk of cancer

you say that but not bright white almost translucent and get jokes from family saying that you got all the irish in the family and how pale you are even when you already have tan from going to south carolina in winter

>umped 5,372 games
literally more than the number of days ive been alive

>Nunez
Why is he still exist when Marco and white Marco is better objectively

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ok maybe in your family of peanut

>over 33 years
yeah same me too i think

14.718 year old poster has posted

Uhh brainlet

sorry dented brain

dented brain good

i love that i made you get out a calculator to do that out

He didn’t account for leap year

windows r 'calc' enter

what about double header

DONT DO THIS

any1 hear FBI agent telling nesn josh taylor warming up

more guerin notebook tlak

I get fbi special agent job reccomendd in LinkedIn I have 8/10 skills for application

they need someone to go plant hedges at ceo houses and eavesdrop on their crimes

loool get cold zoned brandon dixon

Me reporting all posters here after I get new fbi job for incel terrorist

vaz is the most surprising thing of the first half and its not even close everybody knew devers was a stud in the making

the benintendi sting

most suprrising thing to me is steve pearce didndt come in after that contract and hit .350 50 hrs and 120 rbis

fbi hires incel terrorists?

You say that but curse devers ever minute he made one error and even begged for trade don’t make me post the screen cap from archives....

that was his payment for world series mvp

ok youre saying all that but i begged for them trade mookie and no one's giving me anyc redit?

never did any of that... always called him an expert....

me daydreaming of giving dugout speech again

benintendi has most heart in this entire team this season

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queuing up reply to this post

>Xander and Devers statistically best players on team
>didn’t actually get voted in
>JD and Mookie did
This is why voting is dumb and only me and OOTP poster should decide all star roster

genius idea

all yankee players forced to play all all star game and home run derby red sock players get vacation

>OOTP poster should decide all star roster
he start 1975 Eck and Okajima.....idiot

impressed you remember what year

looooool

Is that legal

WTF how’s that incel get the cute tan jean shirt Red Sox gf

internship

hundred and a half a day internship

I don’t think she’s that cute

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5,372 day internship

i dont like his stupid watch...

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I waited all day thanks

ball game started yesterday right as i fell asleep...

what is your opinion on my lineup would u change anything for allstar game

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loooool babe Ruth worst player statistically on your team

Why doesn’t Babe Ruth get to bat

loooool free run

its special edition retarded sox babe ruth he mostly a pitcher contact stats too low but he would be a good pinch hitter if I ever pinch hit for position player because hes not better DH than bottomly (who has no defensive stats so he can only DH)

When you write drawn out lol doesn’t even make sense “laugh out out out out out out out out out out out out out loud”

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but writing just lol doesnt acturately convey how funny i found it

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going to go dent my brain

Chapman just threw a 103 pitch

Brasier can suck my nards and I wouldn't be mad

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Love the bullpen

aaaaaaaaa

Aroldis Fucking Chapman

103 mile Sinker

Find a flaw

ok brasier not sure what you meant by this

BRAISER

?

i pointed that out threads ago..

can cora bring back some relievers from all star team

Sorry all money going to Puerto Rico now

marco 'mvp' hernandez

marco "no steals" hernandez

honorable upstanding citizen

dfa devers

ok time for red sox bullpen to nail this save down and dent its brain in

dfa this poster

why not workman

workman already pitch...

can you review a balk?

yes so leave him in

freaking stupid grass...

idk let me check

dont think thats allowed...

COLLAPSE

Yankees keep winning, I keep grinning

okay hembree whatever you do do NOT give up a grand salam

he can do whatever he wants. it's his life

gg tigers see everyone after all star break

no i'm going to police him

Stop posting this bitch please

ok i wont post her for 4 days

ugh, toxic masculinity

Hembree just threw 190mph fastball

hembree a heater just like vazquez

yeah but did he dented brain

biggest moment of hembree's career......

It took Hembree one game to do what Vazquez did in three week

hembree is elite

ok good out great series red sox what's time's game tomrrow

red sock win hembree didn't choke thank you red sock no games for a week time for bed everyone week long sleep good night

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good game red sox win bed time no game next 4 days rest all nesn posters big games after the break

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Posting Charlie Moore game
Thread after work

I won’t rest over all star break I’m going to practice and refine posting. Maybe write and save some
Good ones for after

u injured game 1 of battle of the butt rematch

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looool how’s you know that was me making op

Dented bran poster