/cric/ WORLD CUP 2019

>10/75
THERE MUST BE A MISTAKE
wtf bros I was told that women's cricket was just as skillful and competitive a the m*n's version??

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sauce me up famalams

your mum

rude. now i won't watch your sport.

oh please, you come here, dick in hand, asking for the name of some slut someone posted. you have no interest in cricket. get out of my face

elyse for me thanks

*be's not in the team*

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fake news

*bes hot in a wholesome, lovable way*

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Rate my prawn biriyani

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looks like a pile of moss.

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terrible photography that makes it look like dog vomit/10

>Ashes
based
>rugby world cup
cringe
>KFC summer of cricket
based
>anime
yikes
>classic wow
have sex

/cric/ is a thugby free zone

/crug/

some instagram hoe

Coping already.
Dude, he's gonna get his ass handed to him on a plate.

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Will there be any English people at the grounds during the ashes or will it all be Indians like in the WC?

Why is it a mouldy shade of beige?

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Shan't be attending any game with more than 50 overs a side

Should have got butter chicken instead

/rug/ has run /cric/ for years.

don't think i've ever seen an indian in the WC
thought they exclusively used designated shitting streets

indians don't go to england home tests in any significant number unless india are playing, and even then it is still vastly english

>anglo block
no thanks

just became unbanned ama

have the bogdanoffs been helping pakistan?

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i think they took keeping out rubbish afghan players too far

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absolute gun

youtube.com/watch?v=KMN0f1fmx7A

500 test wickets on the cards lads

oi the deano who called out my shaheen shah afridi tip u here m8

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2005 ashes documentary on channel 4 lads

Based and redballed

Which semi is this Shaheen lad playing in ?

love an Abu Dhabi dustmine
love a harara green mamba
love a Mogadishu mare

>2005 ashes documentary on channel 4 lads

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awful post that really

Channel 4 is pretty cringe tbeh

Rain will see the Aussies go to the final.

Reckon we’re going to see an ANZAC final lads.

cry more seethelord

fuck india haka on the cards

let me know m8, i'll send a pukana in support

>guppy
>munro
>bane
>taylor
>nicholls
>neesham
>de grandmeme
>blundell
>henry
>ferGOD
>el boulto
why have we not done this yet, it is objectively our a team

>pootill
>munpoo
>pooane
>pooylor
>poocholls
>poosham
>de grandpoo
>poodell
>poonry
>poogerson
>pooult
not a real cricketer among them

santner is more useful than blundell at 8
swap munro for nicholls and put blundell in after taylor

Waterloo (1970)

this is fair, only by now I expect nothing from our top pair so munro might as well get an 8 off 3 balls, also feel like santner has been useful at restricting the runs but whenever kane has bowled himself he's done the job so having blundell down the order seems like the elite move

what are the chances the indians do a rain poo to try and dodge us again?

what team should I cheer for
I like underdogs

NZ

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cool. how long until they do the cricket

not sure mate, been watching their matches for over a year and haven't seen them play cricket once

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nothing wrong with being gay
shan't be using it as an insult

yknow, I get that the OP image was meant to insult me, but it still did, *please* include us. we made it fair and square, and we might win, so what's the deal?

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>we
>us

Haha you know what's scary lads? A group of men doing a gay dance together whilst chanting words no one understands

I am literally colin munro

is world cup ODI or test, because I don't have the focus to follow an entire test match

'chabin bla x

nevermind I looked it up, it's ODI
thanks anyways

they should just do world cup T20 instead. T20 is objectively the best format. That's why I only watch the big brain league usually

wouldn't mind watching a bit of criccy today lads
grim how there's nowt on

anyone catch the amir show?

yeah I wouldn't mind watching some cricket too buddy. I was scrolling through Yea Forums looking for some sports to watch but the only thing happening tonight is womens soccer and I don't give 2 fucks about that

they do, every 2 years

nz are the HUGE underdogs
India england and aus all have a decent chance of winning it all

WE don't have a middle order mate

PlayStation Portable Handscomb

you have carey

never understood that meme

/hoc/ and /cric/ may not get along but lets not forget about the memories we've made over the years

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Imagine being retarded

Go Kiwi's!

hey come on why you gotta bring that up? we were just starting to get on good terms

remember that one time we made fun of india? good times

hockey is basically cricket on ice but the rules are slightly different

Also Cricket is a bit more handsome and intelligent

ice hockey is real hockey on ice

>T20 is objectively the best format. That's why I only watch the big brain league usually

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maybe so but hockey has more GUSTO

>tfw no Test Cricket World Cup

I like to watch from beginning to end and I'm not on the dole

imagine not being retired and watching the cricket

what are you listening to lads?
for me, it's youtube.com/watch?v=ekcHKQDLUK8

whens the next one? that sounds pretty cool

twenty20wiki.com/icc-world-t20-2020-schedule-fixtures/

Why does the Cricket Australia (CA) say players must play in Test cricket? Do we need to introduce new regulations in order to introduce all-rounder cricket to Australia? Do we need to ban any of these players from playing in any international cricket for the next five-year period?

So much for black-ball cricket. Let me re-introduce the old argument of white-ball to this discussion. To understand this game, you need to understand its fundamental structure: white-ball. To play out white-ball cricket, players must:
1. be from an area that is white under the surface of the playing surface;
2. be white in every aspect. This allows the player to feel confident that the ball will not go under his hand. The colour of the playing surface will not affect the mental level of the player.

I have no doubt that white-ball cricket was a unique skill when first created, but I don't believe it is sustainable. It is something we would never see in a contemporary game. To the white-ball proponents: I am not here to defend the old laws against you. I am only asking that you reconsider your thinking on how to apply them and to come up with a more practical approach to them to bring them back to the national agenda.

The most commonly used ball statutes of England are one-inch wide, one-inch long and one-inch wide for players 6 feet and over. Many other statutes of England use a wider width for a similar purpose. For example, it is illegal to use a ball larger than 1/4 inch in circumference with a hand or face. We have statutes for throwing an "U" shaped ball, with a "U" shaped ball it is legal to drive it in the air and throw it in the air on your knee. However, the U shaped ball used in play today is used to create a U shaped "piss" as a penalty throw. The "piss" is what is called a "ball". Ball in play today is not ball in the game.

but they gave us a cricket team

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India shall atroplelate everyone

youtube.com/watch?v=j_QLzthSkfM

reckon it's almost time for a snake sesh to fix the brainlet music opinions itt

me on the left

youtube.com/watch?v=b8AD6mCNZrQ

When did /cric/ get so shit?

this!! x

reckon from this post and above

holy shit this !!! x

since you've been here xx

based blabla
based leafbla

since big brain league ended

youtu.be/8uYWNACGUU0

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youtu.be/GbQaKeCOtG8
x

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BASED \o/

youtu.be/J0JcoZZwLEo
x

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Shitty zoomer dance music gets a big yikes from me.

youtu.be/rRj3QLrik0E
x

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>zoomer
youtu.be/1LQF8npb65o
x

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You know exactly when.

youtu.be/DNmc0Fxg-KM
fín*
~~~~x~~~~
*locals are getting rowdy

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encore x 1
youtu.be/T1kIJ7h2hOU
x

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mmm bet that sounds real good on vinyl

just recently found it bla. by the way, highly recommended this dude's channel
youtu.be/2pDsbHKqFcg
x

Are there /cric/-approved podcasts lads?

Infinite monkey cage

TMS x

sportsradio.com.au/show/just-short-of-a-length-with-roy-h-g/

that was a trick question you cazzies: podcasts and talk radio are reddit incarnate

ummm..liking this looking into this try it la x

I'm sure it looks great irl but you're doing it no favours with that God awful photo quality

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well if i ever find a decent copy (i.e., not someone pointing a cell phone at a tv) that i can access, i'll do it anyway

test

seething antipoodeans done fucked up this time
doing the rain haka for both semis and the final

did NOT know this tbqh ngl bla x
sportstar.thehindu.com/cricket/icc-cricket-world-cup/news/virat-kohli-and-kane-williamson-captains-india-vs-new-zealand-under-19-world-cup-2019-semifinal/article28310826.ece

>Anderson in doubt
>Cook out
>England can’t face a swinging ball to save their life
>whooped by the west tendies just recently
yeah I’m thinking >you’re done

when sebbo arrived

Shit pooskin BTFO lmaoooooooooo

god i hate soccer lads

all of my this

Haloooo (i’m not girl)

Same

it's not even a legitimate sport, it's just kicking a ball around. there's no real long-term strategy over the course of a match, let alone a series.

>score 1 goal and then just immediately stop playing and try to waste as much time as possible

what is the cricket equivalent of this

I wanted USA to win because they’re so empowering for women and dykes. Go girl power! And save the refugees

playing for a draw in test cricket

Letting Amla stay on the field and dismissing the rest

So true

hate soccer
hate basketball

Seething /cric/oids mad that based muscular and elite football dominates world sport

love cricket
hate /cric/

name on proxy on josh

gookmoot should get to work on programming a filter for Yea Forums's native site

>the virgin filterfag
>the chad septic

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will we lose by more or fewer than 90 runs?

>will we lose

Definitely.

William We is a consultant mate. He was involved in two eps of Police Files: Unlocked.

another corny meme completely worn out and ruined by fatguts.

gday seething peewee

>LE ZEETHING XDXD
Brainless twat

Hmm, so much for being a cricket-loving people.

have sex

Recite your baseline.

Let's begin.

Jews.

Have you ever noticed things are off in the world? Jews.
>Jews.
Do you ever notice coincidence? Jews.
>Jews.
Have you ever been in an institution? Jews.
>Jews.
Do they keep you in a cell? Jews.
>Jews.
When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box? Jews.
>Jews.
Coincidence.

Have you ever noticed things are off in the world? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
What's it like to hold in your hands a new video game? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
Do you long for the latest capeshit? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
Do you dream about coincidence?
>Coincidence.
Have they left a place for you where you can dream? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
Do you feel that there's a part of you that's missing? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
Within Jews coincidence.

Why don't you say that three times?
>Within Jews coincidence.
>Within Jews coincidence.
>Within Jews coincidence.

Constant K...

You can pick up your shekels.

hope the semis and final are all rained out and we get N/R

been doing the rain haka for a couple hours already

please stop ruining our jokes. absolute touch of death.

the only original bone in fatguts body is KFC original recipe.

original recipe is based desu
would be proud to be cooked that way

I hear he's very overweight

really not sure how these rumours get started

I can't believe I was willing to risk catching herpes from a girl who ended up ghosting me after our night together. Jesus fucking Christ.

wrap it up m8

>getting ghosted by josh

lmao state

The calm before the storm

Scary stuff

The fart before the poo as it were.

reckon the poopees will be reciting a poem soon.
>Here I sit
>Broken hearted
>Tried to shit
>But merely farted

kek

Based bushpigbro

Then one day I took a chance, tried to fart but I shit my pants

at my uni it was "better than than take a chance, to try to fart but shit my pants"

better that than take a chance*

why's she so perfect bros?

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because you're a brown third worlder and anything blonde looks like a supermodel to you. she's ugly af.

Execute yourself poojibul

Butter chicken on the cards

think she might be stuffing her bra there lads
tf
tp

fuck are you on about you utter clown

>poopee
>calling anyone brown
>calling anyone a third-worlder
>criticizing anyone for thinking any blonde looks like a supermodel

straightforward

you're a cringy fucking idiot

The only breasts fatguts will ever handle are coated in herbs and spices and fried

>LE GRINGE

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my ex had H-cups
BIG canadian milkers lads

or his own greasy tits

sebbesity hours are truly grim.

have sex

Seems to be 18 hours a day, 7 days a week unfortunately.

The other six hours are for eating

>every american flag is sebbo
>LE 18 HOURS A DAY MAN

Michael Vaughan has let himself go

hate seething paki burger
love seb
simplicity, it is

could be based
where do you stand on blabla though?

good evening lads
get fucked sebbo

Actually concerned Ausfailia will win the ashes. >our batting is shit, Andergoat out, Smoth and Warner back. The prospect is grim

alri r*cho
how's life in stir?

no fucking cricket on lads

absolutely grim

my own bias aside, the ultimate outcome is that nz beats india and gets absolutely crushed in the final by chasing 350 and batting out the overs for 180, preferably against england. that way, everyone gets something to be smug about except for the entire third world who are already seething about nz being too shit to be in the semis.

just woke up to see sebbo replied to my post telling me to have sex
sebbo of all people

India shafts us, Aussie shafts England, and I don't even watch the final tbph family member.

the honourable membah will leave the house

Look at me

I am the captain now

amazing how he fits in in while being a high flying lawyer working in litigation, by all accounts a high stress career

reckon you're seething a bit much over it mate

work hard play hard
also do a lot of shit mate, not just litigation, pay attention. did a home closing last week.

reckon is just ironic

nz kicking india out would be a very glorious moment. although kiwis lack the mental strength to be able to win crunch games or handle any sort fo pressure. poothetic honestly

youtube.com/watch?v=KVjultS9MsQ
good video lads. don't personally have a problem with building size on my tris but this was very informative nonetheless.

Getting fish and chips lads

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fun fact: exercise- and athletics-related triceps tears are most commonly seen in men who abuse anabolic steroids

nice
whats on the card

get me a hot dog m8

enjoy for me

Post your athlean x Jesse cameo kino

m.youtube.com/watch?v=m2QHjB2IRXs

Looking good mate

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>another night of no cricket
Not feeling it tbqh.

fairly solid hairline and nice face genetics, looking good mate

>image.jpg
Mate...

Its ran by greeks so I always go for a chicken souva with garlic and chilli. Good feed

KEK
I didn't notice this at all

WA lads come metros freo this Saturday I'll sort you all out with wog gfs

Yuck

bit racist

No I mean girls a yuck. A hot wog boy would be great

anyone got the shane warne body copypasta?

based statsy
how's the bf mate

Your favourite cricketing body?

Mine is Shane Warne (circa '91).

Shane's Physique in the early 90's was very impressive. He has a naturally thick frame and his ample stomach mass really complemented this. Great defined love handles and body girth that could make any girl blush. An aspect I loved of his body was the rugged odour of beer and cigarettes. It really complimented his 'boy coming into manhood' phase. I often find myself watching his old matches just to stare and look at his 'sexy boy' body. Any wicket celebration move he performed really showcased his pristine body. A complete joy to watch, especially his agressive sledging of opposition batsmen. Sometimes I replay it numerous times. The reveal of his wrong-un never ceases to excite me. Warney will forever be my 'boy toy'

For me, it's Mark Cosgrove

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unit.

NZ would have won 2015 and this world cup if Jesse Ryder was selected

saw a few shield games where he was batting

the great man could manage about five singles before looking like he was going to collapse and having to rely on boundaries

night on the town with jesse ryder ben stokes and mark vermuelen

might abandon my engineering degree and move to scotland so I can plow obese americans

i'll be there mate

> engineering degree has a mandatory internship requirement to graduate
WAKE ME UP

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not that bad mate just google engineering firms and give them a ring early and see if they'll take you

youtube.com/watch?v=wbq571QME2Y

cast them
for me it's Seth Rogan, Damian Lewis and James Franco

>800hrs of my life spent studying motorway traffic flow for a government project bid
Get ready for the most boring busy work imaginable m8

DUDE

For me, it's Brad Hogg.

there are unironically people (eg Germans) who would consider this a dream job

What sort of engineer are you mate? I'm civil but I've found my hydraulic subjects interesting, might pursue a career there. The money must be decent atleast?

Steve Coogan

'chabin bla
y'all stayin yamagucci x

Mate what the fuck are you even saying just fuck off

sebbo LARPing as the blacunt and thinking we all don't know

can't imagine the monstrously schizo mind that has simultaneously produced the arizona lawyer larp and blacunt

cheeky whittaker's coconut slice on the cards
little post toil treat

don't forget the classic gimmick """Tim""""

going to Yea Forums for some new music

the womens ashes are fucking ours lads

nothing there but the same tired essentials except they've managed to get even more narrow now

just finished the morning run and now getting ready for toil bla, catch y'all later x

had a cheeky scoop of icecream straight from the tub lads
got a brain freeze

life is brutal

fuuuuuuuuck at least the ice cream was good though?

look it up on Urban dictionary bla x

soundcloud.com/cantabileeee/cantabil-edit-6

yeh mate, worth it

just looked it up, says you're a faggot and should fuck off

Civil. If you like hydraulic you should pursue it, what with climate change and all hah.

wish I did economics lads

loved every minute of my electives in it

Would kill for some Kapti Gingernut ice cream right now, might even go get some.

fuck Yea Forums this is sick

>knowing ice cream brands

based fucking fatties

Wait, has this been posted on Yea Forums before?

Alri lads, bit of a slow day for the cricket today, so does anybody have any song requests?

nah only meant I don't need to check Yea Forums for new tunes

me?? when it comes to dessert, think fresh Greek yogurt with a spoon of Mänuka honey, fresh berries and some granola is the king tbqh ngl bla. HIGHLY suggest y'all get some since y'all have are so close to source and all x

Psycho Killer
stop making sense version

youtu.be/c2GFGsFdURU

Get appleby farms

btw all of cantabile's stuff is really good, just a lot of anime song remixes if you dont mind that

so true, so mangy bangers from /cric/

/aus/ generals up on Yea Forums. Shall be heading there for the evening

I thought you were pretending to like it ironically. it's fucking garbage mate

shit taste idiot

grim dinner

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just saw goosey moeposting in a Sneed thread

fuck I love using that >LE FUCK OFF WANKER CUNT pasta on non Yea Forums aussie Yea Forums

link it, i dont believe you

can't think of any posters more influential on Yea Forums as a whole than /cric/

what about aus/o/

literally every /cric/ "meme" bar the goosey pasta, is an au/sp/ meme newcunt

/cric/ and au/sp/ are synonymous now oldcunt

/cric/ is /nrl/ + /afl/ which is all au/sp/ ever was

incorrect newcunt

Had a go

vocaroo.com/i/s0krOjwqIxf8

No matter how many times you request this I'm sorry to say that the chords simply aren't online, and I'm not good enough to work it out by ear

>this newcunt thinks he knows what he's talking about
yikes

mfw oldcunts try desperately clinging to some dead poomunity

thought the game was on today
grim and fuck ICC

you will someday bla x i will keep asking until then

based

Yikes honestly

mfw larping as josh larping as some /fit/ roidnigger
got all of au/sp/ on a string

state of that thread

Considering a new gimmick where I cover Eminem songs but with a Yorkshire accent. Fucked this one up halfway through, but the general idea is still there. Thoughts?

vocaroo.com/i/s0uqU70wO7jB

Back home lads. Time for grigg.......
:(

grim

M&Ms is for boomers. Cover some better rappers like migos, Rae Sremmurd, playboi carti, 21 savage

i've said this for a while but newcunts don't seem to realise it, josh hasn't posted here in years.

there's still one guy that likes to larp as him

Impeccable timing

yeah, he's the guy who's mentioned that he watches like 12 different sports in these threads before. he's been in all the south american soccer threads

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AFL news , trades , rumours , results

Fatarse Finch may enter the pantheon of world cup winning captains but stove shit never will

shakib

bro

it

Never heard of any of them desu, it's possible I might be a boomer

is it shakib bro?

Shake it like Shakib

Getting the non-cricket-watching lads to go to a t20 match in August after buttering them up with world cup talk, reckon they'll be full test watching anoraks when I'm done with them

fucking cheat kiwis with two captains.

deano my son

Been trying to do that with some European lads at my office, but it's bloody difficult. So far all I've managed to do is get them to watch the highlights of Worcestershire's glorious win in the T20 blast, and for some reason they weren't that impressed

ash barty playing like shit

Being in proximity to Daniel must be living hell

>overhyped WTA player unexpectedly wins won slam only to crash out of the next one early on
where have I seen this episode before

I've been out with/hooked up with 42 girls so far in 2019. Out of all of them, only 4 I could see myself with long term.

They call you bushpigbro

Only 3 have been bushpigs

Women's tennis players can't win when they're on their period. The lowered iron levels and hormones cause too much physiological disruption. You can make a lot of money betting on womens sports if you know an individuals menstrual cycle.

Just made post-workout food lads, chicken thigh fillets fried up with some sriracha sauce and butter

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grim

>what is contraceptive pill
retard

Not sure if you need to add butter to thighs lad but who am I to judge you eat whatever you like

Honestly starting to think there's some legitimacy to this theory. It's ridiculous how inconsistent results are
I thought Barty would break the cycle (pun unintended) since she has a body like a fat teenage boy but I guess not

Will rains

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Depending on the type, It suppresses testosterone further. Teenage girls often take it to clear acne. They still have periods but less frequently.

Lanklets BTFO

>taking pills for a competitive advantage
hmmmmm....
and they only create more hormonal problems since they just emulate a hormone in the cycle

My Stomach is hungry

looks like Kohli has got a stiffy

issue is that their periods will all sync together when on tour

For me? It's a big load of falafel and a pitta and loads of salad and stuff, only 6 pounds

Will marathon bananas and Cadbury breadspread when I reach home

Spreadable bread? Indians are living in the year 3000

The holy alliance

THIS is going to be my lunch today bla, with a side of taboleh x

good guys in the centre facing off against the bad guys

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-ia vs -land

Got any good youtube vids?

Kek

grim

Seen this today
youtu.be/n-wEvzqdDZg

meant cric related lad. cool vid though

youtube.com/watch?v=ePmiyHWxMDk

WHAT THE FUCK
T
F

WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT ELEPHANTS WERE THE WISEST ANIMALS? WTF?

Bit peckish

OI WHERE'S THE FAKKIN' CRICKET

Having dal chawal lad

wisest are humans
after that, dolphins, killer whales and then brazilians

The wisest are trees and mushrooms

>forgetting crows
>brazilians that high

all of creation shares in a universal wisdom

reckon I'm going to reel a bit in here lads

So true

Blad tarantula,
Time for the massive come sing ya,
Blad tarantula,
Don't play with my style I might sting ya,
Blad tarantula,
You want me inject me bacteria,
And if ya body goin' stiff,
And your spine goin' numb,
Now come for get some...
Time to fix you up something here right nowâ?¦
Shotter, hitter, serial killer,
Go a your funeral and all drink out your liquor,
When you are bury we a-stand next to the vicar,
Fling on some dirt and make your bury a little quicker,
Shouldn't test the youth them in the Tommy Hilfiger,
Hug up you mama, say sorry to you papa,
All a get number for the little sister
A shall we call her Ill ask her, freeza,

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> talking to girl on tinder
> getting along well
> asks about my Facebook or Instagram
> tell her I don’t really do them
> she stops talking straight away
Every time

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quite wise to know that there was a feed on the cards there, I'll give him that

For me it's robelinda

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that name is familiar, is he the one who uploads cricket highlights with low key the most aggressive titles like "World's Dumbest Bowler. Pathetic. Don't Even Fucking Watch This"

yes mate

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Isn’t Robelinda some teacher from Australia? Remember this from the betoota article

you now remember that tripfag who said robelinda was his brother

he's a guitar teacher

youtube.com/watch?v=I5VaPQflLq0

Robelinda is a redditor

cricket.com.au/news/test-whites-names-numbers-australia-a-tim-paine-ashes-test-championship/2019-07-08
so so so grim

>and part of the playing conditions is the introduction of names and numbers on shirts in order to engage new fans and help identify the players.
literally HOW will this engage new fans? some zoomer who thinks cricket is "boring" will see that joe root has a number on his back and suddenly like cricket?

>didn't archive in 21hrs
Yep I feel we are back now that tourists have left.

Haloooo

>grimfartgay

Test

why do americans love muh marines so much

when did they get so brainwashed lads

just laughable

numbers are disgusting in cricket especially test cricket. you need the clean whites/creams

>wear jumpers because it's England
>no one ever sees them

atrocious that yellow trim on the creams though

fucking hate numbers in any sport. literally WHAT is the point especially when you're in a sport with no positions.

should wear bibs saying what fielding position they're in like in netball
reckon this will help engage new fans because they may not know what each fielding position is called. we've got to get people interested and this is how we're doing it
no we're not putting cricket on free tv stop asking

KEK so fucking true

bit fucked for this exam tomorrow

just be yourself

Cheat mate

Good luck lad

may well do

hello friends and brown "people"

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tone down the racism a bit mate ta

hmm

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no

youtube.com/watch?v=YBAV8ISqBcw
watching this video

Reported to ramaphosa

Hope you have a cricket bat under your bed m8

No fuckface i have guns.

I actually don't mind names and numbers on the back in tests
their reasons for doing it are absurd but I actually wouldnt mind it at all. they already do it in county championship

They do it in shield cricket too but i think it looks awful. the name is not as bad as the giant, pointless number though

watching the waifu Ashes highlights lads yup pretty based

>Me going out to bat at 21/6 trailing by 150

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flicking your brown bean...

finna boutta doxx this punk Saffa to the niggers lads

do it tea wallah

This girl I'm talking to just made a joke about how feminists must be losing their shit at something that objectified women a bit. Do you think she actually is taking the piss out of feminists or is she trying to bait me into agreeing with her so she can gauge if I'm an ally or some shit?

when in doubt, change the topic

True, think you're right.

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for me its "i kiss your full body"

>all those meme names

i have more recent pics if u want

Now she's talking about the downsides of having a shitload of cultures in one country what the fuck? dont understand women lads

oi redpilled femanon, you here m8

why does indian poos think they are a welcome addition to english speaking boards?

Hmmmm

>pooth poofrika
oh nononononononono

>why does
Why do
>english speaking
English-speaking

why dont you go back to india brown man?

>why dont you go back to india brown man?
Why don't you go back to India, brown man.

ooga booga

ooga booga all you want shit skin, you are still not welcome here

boers are stretch the definition of white Tbh
rather the indians than them any day of the week

Not a fan of racism.

boers are stretch? wat?

just shitposting lad ;^)

think its ignorant to complain about a south african being racist. we dont know what its like to live in a country where you're a minority. its like saying blacks shouldnt be racist to whites in america

what i was thinking

whats the difference between a racist and a tourist to south africa?

1 week here

So true

i unironically had a mate who moved to cape town on a work holiday and his biggest issue before going there was that he wouldnt be able to stomach the racism. came back a full blown racist. not even kidding. pretty much cut all ties with our group of mates because he ostracised himself by being racist literally all the time.

Lads is the original twilight zone spoopy? Can I watch it? I have only watched one episode, the mind reader one.

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never seen it desu lad. not that good with scary stuff

me too thats why asking

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imagine living in australia but with 90% abbos.

I think that he was trying to renew his gut's supply of bacteria. Elephants need them to digest cellulose. The perks of being a herbivore is the need to eat shit once in a while.

Some kind of a pilot whale species had a bigger cerebrum than humans.

it's too old-timey. can't watch anything that old. feels like shit from that era are always overrated

I really didn't like the Hitchcock films but that one TZ episode I watched alright

So like who do you guys think will win tomorrow?

yeah has some good test highlights from old series too

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lads
LADS

>/hoc/

just woke up

>tfw india loses tomorrow
>tfw new memeland wins tomorrow

>come to Yea Forums for advice on women
You'd be better off on Yea Forums, mate, they know about women.

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Looking at the forecast, I'm calling a NR in both semis. Trophy split four ways.

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just woke up

technically between Ind and englel if that happens

Imagine being considered too racist to fit in amongst Australians.

Just woke up

Honestly? Based. Can't fucking believe the poo in loos have been allowed to wriggle back onto Yea Forums after being bullied the fuck off.

cant stand racism

hm

for me its racism. go on saffer my son, i'm with you.

swat racism for six lads

What a fucking sport ... it's just a success in India, a country that lives on the edge of extreme poverty ... football is the king of sports

not really these days but it's enjoyable

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just found out popularity is the only metric of quality lads

big match in a few hours haha

>anti racism
>can't stand racism
>be's rabid frothing tiny minded racist anyway
what exactly did /cric/ mean by dis bla x

BOULT
O
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Dubai it.

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keen to only watch the first hour or so before dabbing into bed and waking up to a disappointment

rabidly*

might cave in Jarrod Kimber's skull if he writes another shitty article

good plan, will save you the long heartache

Reckon if poo peeland bats first they'll skittle India on the chase.

I give him a lot of shit, but he is perhaps the most articulate and well spoken cricketer of all time
espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/27146524/where-india-v-new-zealand-semi-final-won-lost

Just going to ignore the cricket. I don't care anyway

>Just going to ignore the cricket. I don't care anyway

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unironically could go either way

remember when Angelo Mathews was a gun?

just found out he's quarter Portuguese

that finger of god painting he did was alright

topspinners in tashkent

heaps sick

cricket gf

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if i was india, i would bowl first and drop a few poos on the outfield to make it harder for new zealand in the 2nd innings

cuckposting is forbidden

hitting a poo would be a five run penalty mate I wouldn't recommend that

might be worth giving up 5 runs for the swing a poo-infused ball could provide

think Daniel Worrall was caught doing a poo on a wicket and carving a penis in the ground

same lol

new zealand v australia is the ideal result here

won't happen. good luck anyway.

t. webm related

Cricket is a British-originated sport, no wonder it drives you nuts.

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reminder cric will die if the final is eng vs india

sounds based to me

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Cricket? Shit game

that photo is confusing, its either a great shot or a terrible miss

both in terms of the cricket and in terms of the upskirt

the look backs at the old tests are a cope,watch how many times ptv sports repeats the pakistan 1992 world cup win game for an example of this.

it gets embarassing like the football wordcup win in 1966 and thirty years of hurt being the british anthem.

youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM

it's 2115 and im pooooped
g'nite bla will catch the first few overs before toil tomorrow with y'all x

nana bla x

I had a dream I had a sex with ash barty

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>What if no play is possible on the Reserve Day?

>If after the scheduled day and reserve day the semifinal match has still not reached a result, the higher-placed team from the league stage will progress to the final.

>If there is no play possible on either the originally schedule day of the final, nor the reserve day, the World Cup will be shared by the two finalist teams.

can you fucking imagine

>tennis
not even once

i dunno she looks kind of masculine

englel getting knocked out by their own rain to australia would be a premium lel

Imagine if India and Pakistan had advanced to the final and it got rained out.

250,000,000 people would die in the first 24 hours.

Business idea: racial sledging to put the Indians off their game

>India and Australia share the trophy

trophy was shared between india and sri lanka one year for the champions trophy iirc

Found some video of the SL side practising lads: youtu.be/WmeeDhUVc9A

youtu.be/F6aDwPgL__g
kek
KEK
K E K

Sad but funny

thought I'd be hyped for the big game today, but I just have this grim depressed feeling instead.

so who's winning the crickey cup

hopefully England get cucked by their own foul climate

Don't have faith in the Blackcaps?

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same

cringe

...

nope, they've been thrashed by the good teams, the selection has been abysmal and the captaincy at times timid and poor. the batsmen have been a let down in particular. forever the bridesmaid. hope I'm wrong, but I'm not.

exam was alright lads thanks for the prayers

cricket belongs to the anglo