*loses against 15 year old male soccer team*

Abstain

Did you miss the Nike ad?
They are striving to not just be the best women’s soccer team in the world but the BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD

Yes it does

winning the women's world cup is the equivalent of winning a gold medal in the special olympics

LOL "soccer"

Paralympics is unironically great though.

That is the peak female right there. She looks like a wannabe 15 year old boy.

What's that, toothpaste? Couldn't hear you over the sound of your choking.

It does not

Yes it does

think about that for a second... the "best" women's soccer team in the world got beat by high school aged boys. lol

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With a hooker?? It does not

The only person who decides if it counts is yourself

it does too

Freshmen at that.

That means it is not cheating if it is with a hooker

Hookers are an incel cope lol how contrived having to pay someone like your disgusting ass

Meant for

>having to pay someone like your disgusting ass
How is that any different to normal relationships?

b b but we demand the same paycheck as messi and tsuuu

>I-I-I h-had to pay to have s-sex!! it counts!!!
it does not

It doesn't

>doesn't even qualify for WWC
COPE

if chad fucks a hooker, does it count?

Virginity is a social construct

could they beat a team of 12-13 year olds? how low do you have to go until the women actually win

Uhhh
Sticky semen uh
Lucky demon uh
Yo

just have sex incels

It does if you consider all women to be whores which is objectively true

H a v e s e x

Once you get in middle school, you have the boys starting to be smaller than the fully grown women so I would say around 13-14.

based

Chads don't need hookers.

how many world cups has those 15 year old boys won?

They'd win the womans world cup if they were alowed to enter.

Incels need hookers to have sex
Chad can get sex elsewhere, he only uses hookers so he doesn't have to deal with a girl in the morning