/heem/ Roman Statue Edition
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1st for DC!
w-will he win the war lads? this was merely a battle.
wypipo always be makin this face
He already won the story and our heawlrts, just a mawltter of time b.
I tought he was the one bros wtf
I don't think he enjoys the spotlight.
Certainly not like a lot other fighters do.
me in back
>N-no Dana...pls... no make me fight Nate
>I-I’m in charge here!
Jorge won the contest
Askren won the story
The fight didn't happen
The war is still in the air
he wins the rematch
Ben won the story of the fight while the dirty spic may get disqualified for the unsportsmanlike behavior. Boom roasted.
reminder they traded Mighty Mouse for Ben Askren
Was Akren out?
God i hope this is true
Deal of the century.
heeminder cepoodo lost to dj but it was rigged so they could get rid of him because he wasnt a drawl (but neither is cepoodo)
Found the Reddit poster
Askren wins the story of the deal lol
What are the chances of Dustin catching Khabib with a similar technique?
>Rockhold
BAHAHAHAHAHA holy shit please don’t retire. I love seeing this smug asshole talk all kinds of shit and then get brutally KO’d. Wasn’t even a lucky shot by Jan, he was outclassing him. If there was 10 more seconds in the 1st round Jan would have finished it there
Sub 1 minute KOs are a bad outcome unless you're a caz.
You can tell who really won the story of the fight if they don't actually fight.
he was always a bum
Askren unironically drew more attention for being a bum than Mighty Manlet ever did for being good.
Reminder that both of Askren's fights were fight of the night
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fellas whos the cutey on the right with the pink headset? Its right when Jorge connects
That win was a fluke, Askren is 100% fine just saw him at the club
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>There’s not too many people I’ve disliked more. I have over 50 pro fights and he’s one of them,” Masvidal said. “He talked about my manhood, he talked about my culture, my ethnicity. Where do we draw the line? Why do certain people get to do stuff online? So everything is cool before the fight? Other fighters are talking about people’s religions, wife, even kids? That’s cool? But after a fight I’m not allowed to showboat and rub it in your face so guys think ‘maybe I shouldn’t talk so much shit because when I cross these real mother fuckers they’re going to make me pay for it, they’re going to embarrass the sh*t out of me.'
>Masvidal concluded his epic rant by saying that despite finishing Askren in devastating fashion on Saturday night, he still holds a grudge for everything he said to him before the fight.
>“It’s not over for Ben,” Masvidal said.” If I see that dude at Whole Foods, I’m going to slap that dude up because I don’t like him.”
He's worried about getting too famous and having the national media pull the string on his kadyrov connections
Grow some balls retarded cucked withoids, that's why you are going extinct.
Khabib is actually a pretty good fighter with lots of UFC experience so I'm thinking the chances are very low, as well as Dustin's chances of winning being overall very low
What story? That hes a BITCH?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA.
His legacy won't be an impressive fight record, technique or style. Its going to be that he was on the receiving end of the fastest UFC KO in MMA history.
It'll be just like looking up old greats in boxing, to see how the victor flourishes and how the loser is just a pedestal to prop him up.
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dont even think about it bud, i claimed her a long time ago
you're right guys
Askren wins the story of the fight 24 times
Askren wins the social media 34.589 times
based spammy identifying himself as a black man
Don't think I've ever been this gutted for any fighter, ever.
Askren didn't deserve this. He really didn't. I was ready for him to maybe get heemed, but not like this. And fuck Michael Bisping so much.
I'm done with this terrible, semen slurping sport. I'm off /heem/ for a long time. I may lurk for the Colby fight, but other than that I'm done at the very least for a couple months.
You just knew he was about to get heemed in devestating fashion it's like clockwork now. I hope they give him the Smiff fight and Cuckhold convinces himself he's still a champ before getting heemed in devestating fashion again. When he tried to tell Jan he has small feet in staredowns it made it incredibly obvious he was going to lose and made it that much funnier.
>gets concussed hard
>subjects his recovering brain to loud noises and flashing strobe lights
Sad to see hes not taking his recovery seriously. Hes going to retire soon.
>there are people who thought AssCreem>KhaBeast
In many ways Ben is still a winner.
He made $210K in 5 seconds.
I like Ben but your bias is extremely obvious.
boom roasted
Some random girl sitting front row watching the screen and listening to the commentary instead of seeing the actual thing a couple feet away from her
WHO THE FUCK IS SHE?!??!?!
>is sitting ringside as the fastest KO in UFC history occurs before her pretty eyes
>doesn't care
Think she was texting someone (chad bf) or playing candy crush and RPing as a gamer?
happiest dana's looked in awhile
kek'd
>punks your whole team
>put on a dreads hairstyle
Look lads I am a black man like you.
Unless Askren took some serious CTE, I think he will be champ in time, it was just stupid to rush into a takedown like he did vs Lawler
No idea who that is but she's at every UFC event in States so probably UFC employee.
>askren gets heemed so hard his fans leave the sport
LOL TRULY PATHETIC.
>FLAKE FIGHTER
>FLAKE FANS
HAHAAHHAHAAAA
lad in back has had it with Nate's spic antics and is ready to heem him
>B-b-but Dana why I have to fight heem?
>Nate don't... don't d-d-deserve... please no Dana!
But why? Why do you think this? He has looked like complete garbage in his last two fights.
Joe Rogan has brainwashed you delusional retards.
CBS sport had this picture on their website and this is their actually file name.
That's a major news organisation dabbing on ben.
lol your women are getting raped by muslims
210K right now is how much Colby's left nut costs *deep
Guys..... where did this CAN meme word come from???????????? Its only started being used TODAY!
Nate was the real G, he went there just with that bald dude to back him up. Khabib had everybody there from his partners and his agent Ali who was instigating the fight by acting like a big guy
Just watched the card - UFC hasnt been this fun in a while.
I dont get how no-chin Luke was a favorite. He should retire before CTE sets in.
And Tiago was very impressive, I expected him to get flushed just like Smith.
idk she's just some qt who is at these vegas cards with her headphones and like i said shes already claimed by me
Askren took down and coked lawler so he has skills. Hes just too slow to be champ
As soon as Jan was able to stuff the takedowns it was all over for Rockhold. Blachowicz by KO was a juicy +600 odds.
lads help me build my /heem/ folder
t. newfag from /RBMK/
Cm punk invented it when he called Mickey Gall a tomato can
This is EXTREMELY relevant and I think the entirety of heem needs to view this one minute long video right now
In many ways, Askren is the new CM Punk.
Yeah, I'm thinking Askren got that title shot.
You walk into the Octagon, Bruce Buffer introduces, then you look up and see this across the cage. What's going through your mind?
It's remix to ignition
Flying knee edition
Askren's in the shadow realm
It's critical condition
pretty low. khabib usually sets his double legs up unlike asskren. also unlike askren he can do techniques other than a double leg as well.
give me ben askren
Roll to abuse i-frames.
Don’t come complaining about our in jokes that go over your head when you do come back.
There is nothing worse than 200 posts on a thread asking what heem means or arguing with Schaub posters unironically.
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAA
>asscream fags think ben will win the story
>gets dabbed on by major news organizations
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAAAAAAA
I'm thinking if he sprints at me I should do anything but shoot a takedown
"Move to the side, and then win via wresltefuck"
Great trade for UFC. Askren has drawn more interest in his two meme fights than a decade of mighty mouse
Masvidal's new gimmick is running straight to the opponent and starting the fight with hitting his opponent's weak spot
With Till is was his balls, with Askren it was his head
>W-why didn't Masvidal love him??
I'm so glad the Asscream meme is over
CM punk got more than twice as much UFC fighttime than askren lmao
>eyebrows did
>countr make up
>red heaphones
>sleek black hair
omg shes hot and wearing shit for attention, this thot absolutely HAS an instagram or some other media.
And I know you have it. If you truly love something you'll share it, SHARE IT.
Khabib fights nothing like that bum. These comparisons are just cazzies exposing themselves.
t. guy who just had a vintage heem reference go right over his cazzie head
Askren wins the rematch and the story.
He heemed himself on purpose to set up the long con.
rush rush get the yayo
zoomers don't understand this one senpai
Thawlts? youtube.com
first jade is on the house
kinda skinny and doesnt look strong
and how it that a bad deal? everybodys talking about the roman statue
>twitter.com
>unironically quotes the office
Hes basically a dumb white girl.
in many ways, askren won this fight.
Smif will break Luke's jaw a third time
he already won the story by losing the fight to a fluke
This
Jm should thank askren for the hype
Holy fuck... This is Poe’s Law situation.
Sniff his crotch
This. UFC was so tired of Mighty Mouse, he was never really properly hyped up or marketted. Askren was great fodder for the UFC to get awesome highlight reels like the latest fight.
based smif, luke absolutely btfo
all in all nate diaz won the story of the card
He's the record holder for fastest KO victory in UFC history
His strength meter is maxed out
based
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Thread theme btw
>asskren calling khabib not well rounded
oh no no no no
ben pisskren
how many times do you have to get brutally heemed before you realise your shit?
Thanks
>CM PUNK
that fight was like broadcasting BLACKED porn for 20 minutes in its entirety.
Askren vs Ponzi is the fight
>I’m not watching this semen slurping sport again
>see you guys next fight night
Is hard to seperate from the sheer volume of Asscan fan cope
>twitter.com
This didn’t age well. And neither will you, ‘cause you definitely have CTE now.
Can and Puke are flushed, all that is left is Khababy and Double Cuckmier to get flushed as well and AKA is donezo
Boom roasted
I invented Ben "Poopy" Asscan
jesus fucking christ he was so reddit he became meta heem
we can never let that happen again
imagine unironically replying to a pasta and then calling someone else a casual lol
Khabib will NEVER lose
Screen cap this fucking post
Where does he hit Usman? His watermelons?
irony: the post
that whole post is pasta my guy
Thanks for the info
his daughter at ringside
It's always the bongs doing this shit, they never even do it as bait, it's like pasta is a foreign concept to them.
Tell me, how do you market a man that is 5'2, weighs as much as my left nutsack? All lower weight classes are anti-draws and Dana knows it.
Beige frequency is our guy
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Why does the same brit keep posting ignition
>Wahh I'm having seizures trying to cut weight Allah help me
I like Nate, Spics are national treasures, I love Khabib like a brother, but sometimes you have to admit when you're boring as fuck. Guys like Nate, Tony, Jorge, Diego and Gastelum have that energy where they could show up building with a bunch of fruits in their hands, and everyone would just laugh because they could come up with stupid shit on the spot like "I had nowhere else to put them", or "I was gonna put them down, but I didn't seem like a good idea to put fruits on the ground".
With Khabib, and in general Muslim fighters, they all seem to have a mix of bipolar disorder, and insecurity. Always fishes out of water, that act to humble to nice for their own good on one day, to inflated ego, and overly emotional assholes on Tuesday that always have a smugness.
I don't know if you guys know this, but Al-Qeada's spokesman in Syria, Bilal Abdul Kareem (An American BTW) chastised Khabib for not calling out Russia, and shaking hands with Putin. And I felt incredibly bad for Khabib, but I came to the realization that every Muslim fighter will be like this if they ever get a belt.
In short. Spics = Sitcom. Muslims = Al Jazeera.
*cancelar tu post*
>being this new
I think it was more he was a boring fighter and kept winning. Henry Cejudo, despite being a cringy goober, had some hype behind him after his win over MM, and going into his fight with Dillashaw.
The only thing that would be funnier than Askren recovering and becoming double champ
would be him retiring to pursue a career in padcaste and cawlmedy
he's already like 3/4 of the way to the Schaubrealm
that or Jamal being Asian
Here and what's rbmk
Cejudo still isn't a drawl b
I want to see Ngannou vs Askren so bad
The story starts before the fight and finish only long after it ended. The story is a living thing which evolves in time, it isn't a picture but more like a movie.
Askren would be shadow realmed beyond human comprehension if they actually booked that
Who else wanted Askren to win but didn't like him or his personality?
If he racks up enough CTE and keeps cracking shit jokes, he might be worthy of getting roasted by real comedians on a podcast or two
>I love Khabib like a brother
No, you don't faggot.
not me
>I love Khabib like a brother
>that energy where they could show up building with a bunch of fruits in their hands, and everyone would just laugh because they could come up with stupid shit on the spot like "I had nowhere else to put them", or "I was gonna put them down, but I didn't seem like a good idea to put fruits on the ground"
wtf
Also yeah Spics usually steal the show by going in for the kill. Nate called out Khabib saying that hes a boring fighter and his technique is easy, literally just wrestlefuck everyone. Nate is a BJJ master but his fightstyle doesn't revolve around it, he boxes and slaps to send a message then if it goes to theground he has the upper hand. Tony is just on another level.
I made a rendition of ignition for the first girl I ever loved. She broke my heart fellas
It means much to me and it rhymes well
inb4 ben breaks down like till and crushes a taxi drivers head like a watermelon or some shit
Taxi driver would outbox him desu
I literally could heem every member of heem
>The only thing that would be funnier than Askren recovering and becoming double champ
Asscream got CTE'd so hard his fans are getting it.
I was sad when he regained consciousness
It's true. I would if he were Arab though.
I think he was trying to break Till's knee but he missed. Till got some flak for those kicks he kept throwing against wonderboy. So Masvidal probably just wanted to let him know that it was a bitch tactic the hard way.
Very esoteric fruit reference my friend
>its Paulie
thread on Yea Forums about one of the most kino series this year, Chernobyl
chiesa wil avenge askren
This.
>ben sits in the front seat with his taxi driver
>recalls jorge saying you can't talk shit then throw your head into people's crotches thinking its fighting
>headbutts taxi man's crotch and viciously sucks him off as car careens off a bridge.
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does mookie alexander use a voice box?
Have this one bro, it's very rare I made it myself yesterday
Can Luke hit the gym and grow a chin for his next fight?
Ben getting fluked sets up the rematch after Masvidal gets smothered by Woodley
How would Askren do in bare knuckle?
I invented Been Trashcan
No you didn’t you fat piece of shit and we can fight
BASED
Against your Mum? Five knuckle shuffle straight to the womb so fierce it retro-actively deletes your life.
Ben Askren is going to be walking around Walmart and suddenly turtle up out of the pure fear the Jorge is lurking around the corner.
Based and redpilled
That was probably a lot funnier in your head buddeh
I literally did, I have a patent, trademarks, copyrights, the whole nine yards; we can still fight, that's cool, just know that you're wrong when I heem you
>The Incrawldables
Why am I laughing so hard at this?
Fights (WW) to make after UFC 239:
Usman vs Covington/Lawler
Woodley vs Masvidal
dos Anjos vs Pettis/Diaz
Askren vs Till
Thompson vs Edwards
Who is the bigger chinlet
>Rockhold
>Askren
Masvidal clearly tapped
based
Boom Roasted
RDA is already fight Edwards you turbo caz
The real fight is Askren vs Ponzi
Wonderboy needs to go to 185
Usman vs Covington (if he wins)/Masvidal (if Lawler wins)
Woodley vs Lawler
Edwards/RDA vs Wonderboy
others I'm not sure what they want to do next, since Till might move up, Askren might take a break, Pettis might go to LW, Diaz might wait for the Conor fight.
most based meme ever lmao
>3.6 RONTGEN
why do usman and dos anjos have to fight two dudes?
It's not even a contest, Askren have an excellent chin but a knee like that would have sent even Roy Nelson in the shadow realm.
I ain’t laughing buddeh
Rockhold gets heemed by plumbers, Ben has been heemed once and survived being spiked onto his head.
Rockhold for sure, that knee would have KO'd anyone. most people just wouldn't have dived headfirst into it lol
he is saying the winner of their respective bouts
wtf too many casuals on heem this morning, I miss when it was just me and Dernposter
Roy Nelson wakes up in the shadow realm
I think the smart move for Askren from here is to move up to middleweight.
oh yeah sorry I thought maybe he meant old school two on one tag team style, my bad
we will have to see how badly Askren is flushed after this, but going into the fight Askren’s chin was actually granite
Basically it means they're secretly racist.
Daily reminder that Askren fans are redditard visitors
Now usually I don't do this but ahhh
Gonna give em a little preview of the remix
Now Ben I'm not being rude
But man you look like a jewwww
The way you fight is poo
Reminds me of a fooool
Masvidal all up in ya grill
Trying to take you to the shadow realm
Ya must be a Roman statue
The way he stopped ya move
So give me that HEEM HEEM
now give me that KNEE KNEE
Running ya teeth down ya throat
Flying knee to ya dome
It's the remix to ignition
Masvidal edition
5 second knockout
Bens in critical condition
Boi you got fucking done
Dead and buried son
Released at the end of your contract
Boy you a bum
Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce
Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce
It's the remix to ignition
Bens been retired edition
CTE from head to toe
We won't be seeing ben in the rankings no more
Yeah he should get the winner of Yoel/Costa
Was Jon Jones robbed?
Was Jones exposed, or is Santos a bad style matchup for him?
unregulated handicap match
We'll see. I think him have an inconclusive fight with Lawler, that was going in his direction points to him looking like he's gonna stay. This isn't Ronda Rousey getting bullied levels.
>oh yeah sorry I thought maybe he meant old school two on one tag team style, my bad
Askren should have stayed retired lmao
is this the goat face apping?
Lineker should sign with BKFC
usman v masvidal
lawlwer v ponzi
are the only WW fights
You just outed yourself as the redditard visitor, 229er
someone vocaroo this shit
askren fell unconscious and this dirty spic still threw him bombs, what a dirty monkey
He just funk on them on both and take them to deepwater.
Boom roasted
In many ways Askren wasnt out
we need webm of all rockhold knockouts a la schaub
Remember when he punked Schaub?
fuck I feel stupid now. RDA will literally fight anyone I guess, even if it makes no sense for him to
BONG VOCAROO IT PLEASE OH DEAR GOD
file size would be too big to post here
high iq fighting, if ben recovered he would have bulldog choked jorge.
Schaub was 2 seconds away from killing that retard.
holy shit
schaub is so fucking fake
“He knows I like to go in low, and he knows I know it. So he thinks I’ll go in high and is preparing for that. So I’ll go in low to surprise him.”
Could Nate heem the shwabster?
Will Ben forever be a meme now?
Ben Askren should have never come to the UFC. If he had stayed retired and undefeated, there would have always been people saying he'd be UFC champ. Now he's 1-1, and realistically he got knocked out in both fights. A true legacy heeming if I've ever seen one.
oh god yeah eternally
wtf this is so good
>thinking masvidal knows anything
That's where he fucked up.
I'm just playing, Jorge, please don't flush me
>All the discord trannies think its good
0. Khabib is a legit fighter. Askren is a 1-dimensional wrestler who made his career off laying on bums
lol fuck ben askren that faggot got rekt and will NEVER live that shit down.
Ben wanted cte. Cte is part of his game plan
See how his arms straightened and went together - thats real neurological damage
awful. leave the mma poems to adan.
>DQ'd for unsportsmanlike conduct
BAHAHAHA! Some real soft pussies in here lately
Bens fights are far more entertaining than active blanket khabib.
Plus he doesnt have that retarded muslim beard
Adan is long gone user, it is time to look to the future.
What is this
Schweppes would heem both Diaz brother under a minute.
Don't get fooled by the bravado of the Diaz bro, they are bitches, their real talents are shit talking and knowing when and how to back down without looking bad.
reminded me of stone cold steve austin yelling at his opponents face after knocking them out
i think you'd be surprised
We havent talk enough how flushed Diego Sanchez is. Genuinely worried and feel bad for him.
Now that we see Askrens chin is deleted, is it possible Robbie won the story after all?
I go into every Sanchez fight terrified he's going to get heemed dead again. Him losing a wrestlefuck decision in many ways feels like a win
He needs to go to lightweight again and have a Cerronesque run at the strap
What's Usman's excuse for ducking Masvidal?
What's that bulge on his cheek. Weird heem reaction if you ask me
How did Ben lose his chin so fast?
murked
When Robbie heems Covington, Woodley, and Usman back to back to back he will have won the all time story of the UFC
new to /heem/
can anyone explain why I find Schaub getting heem'd funny as shit?
Masvidal aint that good just because he beat a can
How do we answer the Dagestani question?
Michael chiesa and Clay guida could have literally killed Diego Sanchez and bj penn respectively but decided to decision them instead.
he doesn’t have a bad chin, he got hit by a running flying knee from valhalla
would’ve KO’d a heavyweight
Now that the novelty of him being a supposed undefeated wrestler is completely gone, they can now advertise Askren's real record. 18-3. Losses against Masvidal, Lawler and Luis Santos.
he’s a natural cawlmedian bee
you think THAT’S funny, try his special
He looked good yesterday considering he got knocked out by Joe lauzon you caz
He needs to the bum out of his corner or retire
He should at least be fined and suspended like khapoop. Conor and Ben are champions of their respective timelines.
Because you're a h8er, work on yourself, get a life, have sex and maybe you won't be crippled with envy.
surely Khabib wouldn’t be able to wrestlefuck him the way Michael Chiesa did
for posterity
not worth the save
you're a moron
that was a good heem day
Saving this post for my cringe comp
bro that definitely wasn’t bait
He's no Post Malone.
seething spic
for posterity
really hope cockhold takes a fight against smif or something before he retires so we can see him get killed one last time
he went postmortem waste down
ben was really saying he’s the best welterweight in the world but got deaded by a lightweight journeyman. he was never good
Did Schaub say "I've seen [Conor] piece you up"?
why does every single leaf post like a redditor
every single one
It's ignition by R Kelly
It's not a poem
My nigga
I will vocaroo it one day.
Based
(I’m a big Askren fan and have liked Masvidal for a long time - I don’t have a problem with how that fight went down.
My problem is seeing Dana White jumping into the cage to celebrate - what the fuck was that? He spent the last six months saying that he doesn’t have a problem with Ben and then he can’t handle himself like a professional when Ben loses brutally...? When the shotcaller is showing blatant bias like that then it makes me want to puke.
Combine that with shit like going to a paid espn service, changing a venue for Jones because he’s a roider and then actively trying to rewrite history with the Jones 12/6 elbow loss....
I’m done with this clown show. Bellator is good enough for my mma fix - Coker actually treats his athletes with respect. Fuck off Dana)
>LMAO
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lmao. best post in this thread.
knee piece and a coma bless.
Nice try Bellator shill 239 was card of the year
I think rn the narrative is that Ben can't hang in the UFC. 2 very questionable performances, if he loses his next I wouldn't be surprised if he was cut. Dana would love to cut him and say askren wasn't good enough for the UFC. Hopefully he learns some damn striking. Kinda shows how lazy he is, he's been an elite wrestle for years and never bothered to slowly add striking. Atleast enough to exchange and set up takedowns. With that chin Ben could've dominated.
Why does UFC owners keeps this tantrum-prone manchild ?
Was it in the contracts when they bought ?
based
shes so cute
Sean Shelby makes the fights not Dana
How was the fight? Did he look bad?
>unheemable
HAHAHA literally blew my sides
Germaine de Randamie vs. Aspen Ladd
Urijah Faber vs. Ricky Simon
Josh Emmett vs. Mirsad Bektic
Beneil Dariush vs. Drakkar Klose
Karl Roberson vs. Wellington Turman
Marvin Vettori vs. Cezar Ferreira
hurr durr
Dana is a fight fan. 95% of people had the same reaction. Pay debts
scared*
lellator
>tantrum-prone manchild
scientific answer
>Some kids are more inclined toward tantrums than others. Children with high needs, strong wills, and who have trouble controlling their emotions are more likely to fall into tantrum behavior. They have more difficulty achieving equilibrium, an inner emotional balance that helps people bounce back from life’s many setbacks and regain composure. These babies have problems emotionally in two ways: they are more prone to blow their lid, and they are less able to put the lid back on once it has blown.
>wmma and urijah fabers corpse
wgaf
We won the World Cup lads
Schaub was just being nice to class retard.
football is gay and boring
Big Ladd
Faber, fuck it
Bektic
Dariush
Roberson
Vettori
lads these marks that actually think there's a Dana/Askren beef are hilarious
for sure he signed a guy and gave him 500k per fight because he hates him. 100% there's a YUUUUUGE beef because Askren tells you there is
>Schaub was scared of someone 3 weightclasses under him
im so glad he retired
Jon had money on himself to win via decision and once Thiago messed up his leg he had to play so to not accidently knock him out
He's not going to lear anything at this point in his career, he's too old. Khabib has been training striking as his side-discipline literally his entire life, since he's a combat sambo fighter, and even his striking is very suspect, because it was never the main part of his game.
It's over for Ben, he has two choices: retire now with a modicum of grace or continue to fight and get heemed even more by fighters who will keep exploring the glaring hole in his game.
Be should just retire and save his health.
germaine will avenge this
wmma fights but yes got your point
dana is the easy target,yes,elections closed.new gov lol
LMAO
literally wwe tier
if anything Dana hoped he would win and become a cash cow
Suffer not a redditfag to live
funny thing is you actually believe that
For sure, I agree.
But I disagree.
dana has half a billion dollars he doesn't give a shit one way or another about anyone but himself
honestly the fact that there are a bunch of Americans on this board who really care makes me cringe
it is women’s fucking soccer
Jones didn’t even use his wrestling or clinch grappling for which Santos has no answer. The only one that got exposed was the UFC casual once again.
look at this low test faggot
Santos’ answer was to throw heat and get Jones too shook to even try that
and it literally worked, that fight was a coin flip for the judges
A win is a win.
Is this actually a stereotype?
>soccer
>women's soccer
heh
>"Jones fought like shit on purpose!"
For sure b
No I'm just playing around
can you call yourself an athlete if you put on makeup before you compete?
Jones barely won against 35 yo injured "new breed" lmao, and even that is questionable
>going to the judges vs the champ
Santos was the one backing away the whole time too, jones could have jumped on him when he fell over in every round for an easy gnp win
>really care
it's just shitposting retards and incels waifuing old dykes
it was a good fight, have some respect
askren threw the fight dumbasses
>knee to the shoulder
>opponent uses arm to pull down opponent for a safe landing
it's the WWE all over again, more profitable to create fake drama and sell tickets on it.
Have you guys noticed that shook fighters often try and project their shookness on their opponent?
It's a pretty good indicator of shookness when a fighter starts talking about how shook the other is.
>Jones almost lost!
absolutely pathetic. grow up.
best deal for ufc ever, nobody watches te boring midget fight
yes
Lads, why am I disappointed with that meme knee finish?
I should be glad, but it feels like a let down instead.
Yeah it was and Jones is not G.O.A.T
what a waste of trips
Nobody?
Based Herb had money on the over
Hopefully now Jones will be an underdog against a hype train like Walker
It's humiliating but not as thoroughly humiliating as taking him apart would be. It's based but not redpilled.
khabib had like 5 real fights, if that
I'll post my meagre collection friend
*moves to your weightclass*
*drops hands*
Heh, nothing personal Light heavyweights.
>He isnt on the Dong train
How much money did you guys come out with last night?
$100 here for a $35 parlay
Jones will slow roll walker with evasive defense and drag him to the 5th round as usual.
his mouthguard getting knocked out of place
>all the wh*te people lost
free money
that is why we push the narrative that Jones is done
downvoted
please don't ever post on my heem again
thank you
Chiesa dabbed on a spic idiot
jon is a can and gets heemed in the first
walker is just as big and roided as jon, it's over. couldnt even take out manlet santos
not gonna lie bong, yer dun gud ked
you have a wh*te president, n*gger. have some respect
>Spic got brutally heem'd by a chink
yikes!
Askren has gotten CTE from just 2 fights in the UFC
What were they even arguing about?
Too damn quick
im surprised that tony is not a pulp fiction like killer for a cartel
he is straight up insane
Conor fans show glimpses of true enlightnment
nobody gives a shit about this card
Yeah he got the fastest ko in ufc history, but is it really that impressive?
He did it against a guy that doesnt throw punches and has 0 mobility.
STILL MY BOY.
The sad thing is, despite all you redditors cheering, is that George is just going to have the most boring wrestlefucking ever with Marty. He can't beat him, only Ben can.
Ladd
Simon
Emmett
Dariush
Robertson
Vettori
Yadong
All the double champs on suicide watch because they will never have an accomplishment like KO'ing someone in 3 seconds flat.
holy shit based find
Fuck wrestling and fuck wrestlers.
lol please just go kill yourself now
if ben was black and could throw that blacksplosive right once in a while hed be the champ
Ben still 0-2 in the UFC
What did he mean by this?
Based Dong posters
Asscream got destroyed and will literally never recover from this, but does anybody actually think Jorge has a better shot against Usman than Ben would? Jorge is getting humped for 25 minutes 100%, I have literally never been as sure of anything in my life. At least Askren would have had a chance in the grappling.
Holy fuck Bellator's putting on some good cards
Ladd
Faber
Bektic
Dariush
Turnam
Vettori
Flying knees usman in 5 secs too
Bonus on me kid.
Askren would get punched in the face by
Usman over and over and over and over
Now that the dust as settled rate the main card
>Cheisa dad dicked Sanchez
>Lukes Chad jaw flushed again
>Askren was winning and got caught
>Holm got Rousey'd
>Jones walk forward to retain belt
Maybe that got the assburgers out of Funky right haha
Dana flushing Luke
its tuf, bee
I like how Askren calls Usman “Marty” and Jorge “George”
Like he’s trying to handle his fear by convincing himself he is fighting a white guy
best meme today
Heem day was great
>Blows his shoulder out celebrating
The Walker strat
9.25
Sanchez and Chiesa fight was boring but I don’t think anyone was really surprised by that. At least not the non-cazzies.
Jones fight was a 4/10 I’ve seen worse fights and worse decisions but still... ouch
everything else was glorious and way outweighs the bad
I was rooting, and shitposting for askren but man Whorehay looked pretty gangster starting the match with the hands behind its back. It was like a sucker punch (knee) that wasn't a sucker punch at all.
So who won the story?
Santos
Nunes
Masvidal
Rockhold
Cheisa
Yea.
fuck can you add Rockhold?
this has potential
Ben wins the fight on literally any other day than Heem Day. Imagine being this much of a cazzie.
Can't fucking wait for UFC 240. About to buy tickets and book a plane for Canada today.
it really was
not even fight night worthy
won’t tune in until the main event
youtube.com
masvidal did
Imagine being Luke Chinlethold and getting CTE
Based. keep at it.
That's all I've got right now, excluding a few pics of mma cuties but that's not for beginners
that card is utter dogshit tho
Masvidal, Santos, and also Anthony Smith mobile.twitter.com
No he won't
Why did that mong lower his head anyway? What the hell was he going for?
For sure. Don't know if it was the rips but Rogan and company screaming after KO's breaking the mics was sweet.
After Khabib fights Sperg he has to move up to 170. Win or lose.
Is this what the Spanish conquistadors who conquered the Natives looked like?
bruhs i just took a massive watery Schaub. my whole apartment smells like Schaub but man did it feel good.
>Sanchez and Chiesa fight was boring
Opinion immediately discarded for being a cazzie grapplet who would get choked the fuck out the minute it hit the mat. Not even going to bother reading the rest of that garbage post.
Rockhold and Chiesa both lost the story
Who is your favourite fighter to watch get KO'd?
For me its Luke Rockhold
I would banana split you unironically you fat dyke
Conquistadors was Chads.
>heems a 17-1 fighter
>heems a 19-0 fighter
Fuck me lads if he faces Usman next and heems him as well? How can you deny that he's the GOAT?
Ben Funky Askren by far
Both were cans though
>Lost the story of the fight vs both Till and Askren
top tier folder user
gratitude for you kindness
have something from my /RBMK/ folder in return
How would Askren do in BFKC?
Imagine getting heemd twice in a fight. Puke Cockhold is trash.
was this card better than ufc 236?
>being this retarded
pathetic, Jorge won in every aspect.
if you cant beat Al Iabumta and have thirteen losses then there is no hope fr you
Have fun looking for my leg when you're fucking UNCONSCIOUS lmao
Wait, so theyre friends now?
He lost the story, the war, the battle and the day
He only won the fight
yes heems > wars
Edgar shouldn't get a title shot for beating up Cub in a boring manner. Max wins this easy and there is no other good fights on this card except maybe the Price fight.
He talked on JRE about them being cool now
You all realize this was fluke
How long did you work on this bud? Cringe
Max is already -400 and I think it look like the Diego fight with Edgar betting bullied.
how come Jorge has had 50 fights and yet his chin is in tact and he isn't flushed or CTE'd?
like 5 minutes.
:(
Based.
8/10 Would of been perfect if Santos wasn't robbed
slicc
>"unheemable" guy gets starched in record time
askren is so good he even switched his gloves to celebrate
Cheers! I must watch that show soon!
i invented Britdern
what kind of jealous incel beta male FAGGOT would make this video?
based
This is official /heem/ cannon now. Sorry George
sold 125lbs of GOAT for 170lbs of GOAT
bad deal by ONE Championship
Somebody faceapp Askren. Why the fuck hasn’t this been done yet?
Does not get hit.
Its sad that she deleted all her slut pics.
Till knocked him down in like 15 seconds
Is Luke Cuckhold the king of getting hit while semi-unconscious?
Bisping, Romero, Blachowitz all desecrated his half corpse before the judge could react.
He got knocked down in his last 2 fights before yesterday
this
It's even sadder that she lost her virginity to Dr. Larry.
>look at me in the face when you talking to me tho
Imagine being an asscream fan when he literally got treated like a little bitch before and after the fight.
kek i forgot about that
Imagine getting dropped by "Toilet" Till
Thats the only 2 times he has been hit. Truly the goat
FAWK YEAH, SOCKKEKER!
based
Who?
Oh, and Vitor Belfort too.
Ben Folds Five was never good.
Like looked so bad this whole fight. The ONLY thing he had is power in his kicks, which were extremely telegraphed because he was throwing them from eight feet away with no setup, just single strike's. He has a beast of a peach of a ground game but that doesn't count for shot if you can't even get it to the ground. And his boxing was absolute garbage, I saw the KO coming a mile away. Jan looked way more dangerous with his hands, and even when he was getting boxed up on the feet Luke kept hanging his hands low and acting like a cocky fag. He fought like an absolute tomato can, very very sub-par performance. He should retire and stick to his modeling career while his face is still pretty, because in a couple more fights it'll be ruined and he'll have nothing, no skills and no intelligence to rely on, just a guy who used to be handsome. Fuck that clown
I like that bouncing his body does while getting punched, it looks like pro wrestling acting
this was the story of the fight
No idea my friend, I got these in an old thread
Algun lad mexicano que me diga como apostar en linea?
I came to a few conclusions after last nights events.
>Masvidal got lucky. Ben was an idiot for shooting head first into a flying knee. He should've been more patient. As soon as he would've gotten ahold, fight over for masvidal
>Jones is overrated and so is his so called high fight IQ. He exclusively relies on his length and his athleticism. No setting up shots, nothing impressive about his standup. Literally just spams oblique kicks when ever someone gets near and throws the same 1 2s or spinning elbows. Barely scrapped an SD against a middle weight with one working leg
>rockhold is and has always been a chinlet.
>chiesa is top 5
>womens mma should be cancelled. Amanda nunes is the only fighter who can reliably finish a fight. Every other mma fight is like watching two tired amateurs lightly spare at the gym.
aboogaboogawoogawooga speak God's english motherfucker
get the fuck out
No.
Last one I have.
Best bunda I've seen
All correct except Chiesa. He is going to get floored by anyone with decent striking
Yes. Beat it you fucking dork
I have never seen a slavic woman with such a large ass. I will find her and marry her, hopefully she is Orthodox.
inducted coma
>chiesa is top 5
holy fucking bad take
the two guys he beat on this 170 “streak” were ultra bums
No. poopyface
*decapitates you*
khabib has serviceable striking.
askren has literally zero striking and his sole plan is "get ahold of you and force a scramble".
conor's whole plan against khabib was land the knee, he tried it a bunch and failed it every time.
I want dustin to win but I don't see it happening. At least he's bigger than khabib.
Jorge admitted to having staph
Askren wouldve unironically tired him out halfway through the first then fucked his ass for the rest of the 12 minutes.
It's in my town and even I'm not going. $200 canuckbux MINIMUM for a decent seat just to watch women, manlets, literal who's, and MAYBE two good fight? Fuck that
>Masvidal got lucky.
>Ben was an idiot for shooting head first into a flying knee.
pick one
I heard that ring girl is an actual fighter right?
Masvidal was lucky that Ben made an idiotic mistake. What do you not understand about that kid?
New thread
SUG in 54 bings btw
I haven't a clue but she can try fighting her way out of my cellar
>Fluke
Nah plenty of people get knocked the fuck out when they eat a knee to the face.
>Askren wouldve unironically tired him out halfway through the first then fucked his ass for the rest of the 12 minutes.
>instead he got heem'd in the first 3 seconds
ASKREN IS A CAN
nothing lucky about that. every fighter makes mistakes all the time
Very true. When was the last time Dana was in the cage for a non title fight? This wasn’t even a #1 contenders match. Way too biased.
What do you think masvidal meant by “you’re welcome for ending that guy”. Dana hates Ben it’s very obvious.
Dana just rejected people on his contender series because they went for takedowns instead of JUST BLEED STAND AND BANG! But you think he wants Ben askren to become a star?
That ass is pure fucking kino.
8.8/10
Ben literally turned my world upside down, jones wasnt great but santos won the story. (-1.2 points for wmma as main event)
Masvidal also got dropped when he fought Chiesa at 155.
He looks tough, better shoot for the takedown immediately
>Masvidal got lucky.
Masvidal put him self on record before the fight that he's going in knees flying. If this isn't sticking to the plan I don't know what is.
Also, this is the second time Askren seemed completely absent that he's in the octagon, and not on the wrestling mat.
>Jones is overrated...
I also think Santos was the better fighter tonight, but you need more than a slight edge on a split decision to dethrone a 25-1 champion who outmatched every single LHW in the past decade.