/heem/ is Always Wrong edition

Threadly heeminder that Ben Asscream is a BUM

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I really hope Ben reads his twitter. Everyone is shitting on him lmao back to disc golf

Based

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As good as it was to see Askren get exposed, watching smug Rockhold get heemed felt pretty good too.

>b-but it wasn't fair!!
>i-it was a lucky shot!!
OH NO NO NO NO

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Tony Ferguson vs. Jorge Masvidal is the fight to make at 155 and 170

>Boying a bum who's riding a highspeed pipe straight to the sewer
Big mistake ranjeet

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Woodley is going to heem Masvidal.

I predicted that Askren would easily beat Masvidal haha what am I like?

>wrestling is a sport

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In many ways, Ben won the fight by absorbing the knee with his head.

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"oh what an artist dies in me"

Till wins the rematch.

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he was robbed
A brown skinned ben askren would be really hard on the eyes so probably yes

You literally posted the same exact nigger reaction pic like 5 hrs ago asking 'How do we cope ben bros'.
Shut the fuck up bro LOL

>he actually thought Kekhold wasn't gonna get heemed

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Virgin: /heem/

Chad: /box/

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ur seeing Bens boomer banter as something alot more insidious.
Non whites are paranoid and in a constant sate of coping

It hit bens neck. Masvidal got lucky as fuck, the forehead is the hardest bone in the body, if he blocked it like he was trying to masvidals knee would shatter and his carrier would be over.

>still manages to put masvi on his back despite being unconscious
Who can stop this madman's double?

noooo don't bully us /box/chad

fuck wrestlers

can't wait until this sperg gets knocked out by germaine

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certified based

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You can't escape autism Luke. It will always catch up to you.

Does anyone have the full webm of Cockhold getting KO'd?

Cain: Deleted
DC: Gadooshed
Luke: Flushed

Is Khabib next?

Both of CM Punk's performances were more impressive than Asscream's performance tonight

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Did I also post this rare image 8 years ago when I told you Serbia is gay?

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i want a webm of satnos dabbing on jon jones

Yes, but Tony not Poirer will do it.

NOOOOOOO
LUKE YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

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the crappiest signed ufc flyweight male vs. amanda nunes for the survival of the division

Luke still has one more war in him.
Book him v Ngannou and let him clown the HW bums

I've seen a lot of people calling it a lucky shit on Twitter. It really wasn't. I watched a bunch of Askren's One fights last week. He's one of the most predictable fighters in MMA. There was a 0% chance he didn't shoot for a takedown to start that fight and everyone at American Top Team knew it. They planned for it and Jorge executed it perfectly.

This would be litty

i'd enjoy a Cejudo vs Amanda/Cyborg

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One last run at the strap, male relative.

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It was a solid strategy b fer ser I agree b you can't blame Ben that's fer ser. Diving into the flying knee is fundamental defense Masvidal is fortunate to be walking.

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it was a great heem day.Although i lost 3/5 (Rockhold,Sanchez,Santos) Masvidal ko over Askren was a joy to behold.Askren wanted to be the next bigmouth like Conor.Both got what they deserved.Something changing

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Speaking of Henry Cejudo, who do you think he will fight next? He teased that he'd challenge Frankie if Frankie beat Max, that would be crazy hey

So glad that this walking boomer comic got put away

Michael Bisping.

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absolutely. probably not as much but still would hate him.

Jorge explained it was just to make him think twice, he didn't think Ben was such a bum he would get knocked out by it. DC had a gimmick strategy vs stipe, his whole gameplan was landing the punch in the clinch to exploit a bad tendency he noticed in stipe, a gimmick because it's not going to work if the other guy is aware of the weakness now. masvidal just had it as an element of the gameplan, he intended to just beat askren up standing for 15 mins and not avoid takedowns.

I’d love to pork those buns if you know what i mean

>this is what passes for a 10/10 in muttmerica

I am not anti-WOO or anti-BOO when the fight is dead.
But don't you lads think arena fans have gotten awfully trigger happy with shitting on a fight?

They were booing Bones/Santos yesterday, they were booing Chiesa/Sanchez, they were booing Blachowicz/Cuckhold in their clinch before it was ended with that left hook

They're turning into those spoilt brats on MTV's My Sweet 16

Post what you consider a 10/10

>Luke still has one more war in him.
Awful take.

I'd get banned again if I did

If it gets fighters to bang harder it's all good

>p-pls

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The really big cards bring out the worst fans

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what's better?Pork the buns or park the bus?

How do you want your record senpai?

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doubley true for vegas I say

Jorge sacrificed bum asscream in honor of Kid.
He can rest easy now.

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>people saying santos exposed Jones by attacking his legs
>cant properly stand after attacking jones' legs while jones cruised to a victory

>dabs into cte

should have quit when he still had some brain cells left.

anyone who yells at sporting events is an idiot

Did it hurt

t.

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wrestling has no counter to the meme charge and knee. its over for grapplets.

This card was a turning point in MMA history.

In a rematch does ben still go for head down no look takedown ?

that kid looks like he yells

who is Ben? do you mean Bum?

>absolutely zero concern from Masvidal about Askren's health

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DC's gimmick strategy for Stipe was poking him in the eyes several times.

>ben folds five was calling jorge the brainlet

leg kicks are the biggest meme. almost as dumb as body shots (not to the liver)

there wont be a rematch you retard

02:00
youtu.be/VnjMGesM-JE?t=117

Just call him Mystic Masvidal.

LMMFAO that is literally perfect

jones got whooped and that split decision will be there to remind everybody that it was a robbery

I've taken to calling him Mystic Masvidal

eye pokes aren't gimmicks, it's a legit strategy and one of the best things you can do. You don't even lose points for doing it and even get a short break.

>Santos beat
>Rockhold flushed
>LHW back to being an issue of nobody being able to beat Jones.

"Luck" is a meme

what else can askren even do

Ben saw the knee coming hoping to absorb it on his traps, Masvidal adjusted by opening his knee-ing hips. It was a 2 second chess game.

>Ben saw the knee coming hoping to absorb it on his traps
Nah he just went auto-pilot and his wrestling instincts kicked in. Surprise danger=go for double leg for wrestlers, the reflex is drilled into them all their lives.

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Cuckold called Santos a "sloppy bum" yet Santos got a split decision against Jon Jones with one knee, and Luke still can't block left hooks

It WAS a fluke, just like conor-aldo. It goes the other way 9 imes out of 10. It simply doesn't count.

second coming next week guys

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Conor should have done that to Khabib

not gallop forward in a straight line but circle around for the first 20 seconds.

pretty boys getting BTFO

Rewatch the 360 matrix slomo thing.

>luke vs lefts
>cody vs rights
what are some other repetitive weaknesses?

Khabib is an actual mixed martial artist with a proficiency in wrestling, Ben is literally just a wrestler who memed his way though the sport.

What's the deal with masvidal
>If I see that fool at whole foods I'll still slap him upside the head
Most fighters, even the trash talking is personal to me street niggas, settle the beef after winning the fight. Especially in such a brutal fashion. How can you still be butthurt?
Artem got fucking spat on but embraced pauli immediatley after.

I've seen that look in Masvidal's eyes. It happens when a predator has committed to killing its prey utterly and completely and they know there is nothing their prey can do.

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Was that first judge blind? How did anyone score the card for Santos? Jones literally dominated every round while Santos swung at air like a chump.

Not going forward face down in the first second of the fight might be a good start.
I know I'm going to say something insane here, but maybe he could try to actually set up his takedown.

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I think he's insecure in his masculinity

go to bed dana.

But what are his deepest fastest instincts when he gets rushed? That's what I am thinking about personally.

Mix up his martial arts lol

santos won every round you little bitch

Some people are desperate to see Jones lose

Why didn't you save her?

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Maybe that judge didn't think much of ring control. Which advantages Jones too much with his poking hand.

KNEE PIECE AND A SODA

Can't fix stupid.

I have to wonder what Ben was thinking putting his head and arms down like that. At best he'd block the knee but still feel some effects from it, but there's no way he could just catch Jorge when he ran at him full sprint with his knees out. What was the plan? Or did he revert to wrestling drills and just not consider a knee coming?

i spammed about how terrible standing side kicks are but she obviously doesn't read 4channel.

>leave Jef
>get sheemed
it's karma

Yeah, if he was fighting the invisible man

Why do Blazkowicz from Wolfenstein, and Jan Blachowicz look identical?

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>What's the deal with masvidal

low IQ and spic macho mentality

>>wasnt personal I just dont like the dude and knew how to get into his head

his exact words

>saving a divorce

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It's MMA judging. Just be glad Jones didn't lose an unanimous decision with scores like 49 - 46.

>5 second KO

Did based retards actually pay for this?

Jones landed some teeps. pointless strikes. he got whooped.

He's enough of a MMA to probably have different instinctual reactions for different situations

>psst
>hey George
>George
>you still sound dumb and dont know what 3 piece soda means you are just like cash me osside girl

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santos is just one dimensional and got bested by jones in every aspect of his game

I know some nigger was bragging about spending $80 in previous threads lmao

an user earlier had a great take on this; askren panicked when he saw jorge running at him and shot for a leg

santos easily won and jones is looking to fight the fat can again to avoid getting knocked out by a 2 legged santos in the rematch

mmafighting.com/2019/7/7/20684841/dana-white-calls-for-luke-rockhold-to-retire-after-suffering-broken-jaw-at-ufc-239

J U S T

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Don't football and rugby players get knocked out by doing that?

>2 legged santos
I hope this won't be a Sea-level Cain type of curse

Who can stop Masvidal?

the jones fight is the only one i didn't watch last night, but i have a hard time believing it was as close as people are saying it is.

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hahaha easily won. bum broke his knee on the first kick and was left punching air for the remaining 24 minutes.
If Askrens braind didn't give out on him he would shattered masvidals kneep eventually...

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>Askren thought he could beat GSP

Howling

It wasn't. Santos had an early lead until he popped his knee on a check. Then he literally hobbled around for the rest of the fight while wildly missing haymakers.

GSP wouldnt KO him. ergo GSP would lose

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considering that he didn't get beat up and tapped but rather robbed I don't think so.

and Jones was lighting him up

What did Dana say about askren?
Did he tell him to retire?

beats Montano
fights Nunes next

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True. I was worrying about his knee longevity more.

something happened to him recently and now he loathes white people, he's not friends with colby any more. He was accusing askren of racism for the "marty" stuff or something.

Man Rockhold looked like shit against Jan

i saw postfight interviews in the ring.

it looked like there wasn't a mark upon either of their faces.

>that pic
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

HAHAHAHAHAH

LET ME TRY MY FUNKY REDDIT STYLE!

Watch it and form your own opinions.
Imo Santos definitely one at least 2 rounds, but I don't hate the decision and wanna see a rematch when his knees good. Let Santos heal and knock out Smith to bounce back into contention.

All the damage was done to the legs and body. Both fighters needed help leaving the ring. Santos had a shot at winning if he didn't fuck up his knee early

Anyone got a link to the thread when Askren got heem'd?

Won* I'm retarded but still wanna see the lhw smif Santos rematch.

>GSP wouldnt KO him
He would.

tu koristis americke fore ko zoomer

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I thought Askren was going to molest Masvidal. I'm the guy from the OP.

Santos won that fight, you're a fucking retard.

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Search the archives, you lazy bum.

Its good to admit the times we were wrong.
Honesty is the heart of good communities.

Hahahahhaha just saw that ass cream is out clubbing.
That's literally the worst thing you can do for a concussionsl, the brain needs to be in a quiet environment with no lights to properly heal, it can't handle the stimulus.
Askren confirmed flushed and not recovering.

imagine being an askren fan in the year of our Lord 2019.

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Lol just eat magic mushrooms and heal your brain. Simple as.

Stop bullying me!

>Hahahahhaha just saw that ass cream is out clubbing.
sauce?

Two legged Santos beats Jones

source?

it doesn't matter.If there isn't any ko power in this division and we have to watch all of them fight for 5 rounds with Jones it ain't worth it.Judges always favor champs in dec which is fine with me cuz the challenger is the one who has to put on a great show.Either you ko Jones in R1 or fuck it just close the division

Ben's not looking so good bros

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It's seriously insane with how hard most of this sub is sucking Masvidals dick right now when he's such a dick when he wins. Askren's so called shit talking was so corny and Masvidal just gets SO pissed over nothing.

Edit: thanks for the silver, stranger, wtf?

Does he beat motivated BJ Penn?

three legged jones heems santos

end your own life

did you find this on redd1t

>ben askren has MONSTER level wrestling
>NEVER defeated
>NEVER TOOK ANY DAMAGE IN HIS CAREER
>NO CTE HERE SIR
>he could EASILY take on the ufc bad man dana won't let him because he's scared
>first two fights in the ufc
>gets dropped on his head from a dangerous angle and gets repeatedly hit in the head with clean shots
>gets knocked out the fastest in ufc history and was stiff afterwards for 3 minutes and eats two big cleanshots whilst unconsciouss
>didn't even look lucid when he was up
>couldn't even get down the steps
has anyone in the history of this sport been JUST this hard?

Where, who? Where am i

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Your penis must be inside the cup at all times though
It's in Da Rulez

Why are there so many scary out-cold KOs this year? What's going on?

Peak heeming season

>wake up
>remember the knee
>smile

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the up and bumming knock out the current bums and the cycle continues

it's karma for being such a fucking wanker

why south american women look like smelly feet?

whats weird is that i think he could have been justed harder
its almost like he's had his legs taken from under him before the UFC could even build him up properly

idk whats worse, losing like this or making it to the title decider, being hyped as potential goat on billboards and ads everywhere and *then* getting heemed in 5 seconds

He's not going to clubs even when he's healthy, he's too autistic

Fuck yes!! I've been looking for this clip all night. Look at that faggot hobble out

NOOOO WAKE UP BEEEEENNN

THE FIGHT JUST STARTED BEEEENNN

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>getting KO'd in 5 seconds
Name a more embarassing thing that could happen

one legged santos beats jones
two legged santos goes thor on jones

the long hair and beard looks so much better on him tbqh

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instagram.com/p/Bzm504FHUJy/

on thiago vs jones last night

at the 5th round thiago's team was shouting "ele não tem coração" (he doesn't have a heart like you), shit was really emotional, if thiago managed one KD that round he'd have won the fight I think

>knocks ben the fuck out
>gets the extra punches in too
>askren fans literally on suicide watch over this
>fastest ko in ufc history which probably will not be broken in the immediate future
>made askren look like the dickhead fool he is
Jorge is the peoples GOAT

who... one run at the ss....ss...strap .. broder

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kek his brain's gonna be running out his ears

conditioning his growing schizophrenia

didn't feel a thing

Getting KO'd by a lightweight in 5 seconds after months of cringe trash talk and getting hyped as the next big thing by Chael Sonnen and just before a dull main event.

it's definitively over.

Can we talk about how much of a can Holm is? Jesus fucking christ.
>hesitates in-between jabs
>zero ground game
>crumbles immediately in the face of true opposition

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Cope. Ben is just a BUM

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he's fucking lost kek
Bet the doctor's told him to get some rest and he ended up in a club instead of his hotel

She was scared of Amanda's power

>leaves husband just to be Jon Jones side piece
This coal burner deserved to lose.

>that tiny shove by marc sends amanda flying

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It's just Nunes who is much better, bigger and stronger than everyone else

I don't like jorge masvidal. He was very rude to my boy Askren leading up to the fight

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They literally carried Jones out because he couldn't walk

I like how the ref barley pushes Nunes and she has to use all her energy to stop from falling over. Would like to see her fight the worst male flyweight so people realize how shit wmma is. The sad thing is there are people here who think it was crazy to say Ronda could beat dudes, but it's not crazy to say the same about Nunes.

How can some people have granite chins and others are chinlets?

Jones has an amazing chin, he didnt even flinch when Santos landed flush. While Chinletold get's ko'd by a gust of wind

youtube.com/watch?v=rdZLaH-N9B4

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would like to see a meme
on one side it's the knee landing and BOOM
the other side it's Ben knocked out and ROASTED

amanda would kick your ass though

Put her next to dominick cruz and she'd mog the fuck out of him

I heard Masvidal, like some Cuban-Americans, is a lowkey Trump supporter? Is this true?

chinetics

someone needs to work out a surgery to fix it. Being a chinlet is a death sentence as far as Championship contention. Overeem's whole UFC career was compromised because of it

If you didn’t know the ending, who would you say had the upper hand st this point?

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he's searching for masvidal

Clearly Askren, his hands are higher

CM Punk would unironically last longer against Jorge than Ben did.

Ben clearly is controlling the octagon. Seems obvious he wins the rematch.

MK Ultra programming breaking down

i been said this

Mas. He was ice cold chilling before the ref started the fight. He wanted to wreck him.

I dont think rockhold has an especially weak chin, he just finds a way of getting cracked on the button. That slav last night is a heavy hitter and hit him perfectly

Cruz was the best defensive fighter of that time. Nunes will get destroyed by guys in 15-10 rank region. Women are much weaker. It's not even comparable

Masvidal said that Nunes beats decent guys in training

nunes can't even beat alexis davis

It's a sport, Cejudo would be toyed with as bad by any low ranked heavyweight.
That doesn't makes low divisions shit ( Well Flyweight and Bantamweight are shit but you get my point )

the grip is fucked where he steps on that logo

I invented mystic masvidal

niggas iffy uh
benny got the stiffy uh

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She wasn't expecting it you caz. I bet I could shove Stipe if I blind sided him

cruz fought cans

In many ways Askren wasnt out

They should put all the women fights on separate cards kek.

Hope Jorge's knee is OK

ok pay attention cuz this is the last time i'm doing this.Its all about the footwork.Anything starts with how your feet are placed on the kanvas

A.Most possible scenario a front kick with the right leg cuz he uses his left one as the base.His legs distance is legit.Look also the switch of his right leg which is the most basic move in muay thai.His guard is down.He doesnt care about been punched by Askren which defines his morale boost.The guy is on for a full kick attack or something else like he did with the jump knee but of course we still dont know this

B.Not a fuckin muay thai stance.His legs are stucked on the canvas.The guy simply is walking on the canvas.His guard is up probably goes defensive to Masvidal punches,completely ignoring that Masvidal doesnt look to punch him cuz YOU FUCKIN IDIOT ASKREN MASVIDAL ALREADY GOT THE MUAY THAI STANCE AND HIS GUARD IS DOWN

Thats all.Thank u

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ASPERGERS American gets FUCKED by CHAD Cuban

agree
wmma is a joke

how many times do you think it takes being humbled and knocked out brutally before you realise you're shit and need to adjust your attitude and style?

"Jorge you're a dirty spic and lost the story of the fight, boom roasted"

Just send them to Invicta LOL.

askren looks scared

between Cockhold, Ben, Holms(I guess.. who really cares about ugly bitches fighting lol) getting heemd and Jon Jones being exposed as a can... How successful was HEEM Day?

>Amanda Nunes
>ugly bitch
You're about a picosecond away from getting heemed buddy

>got side chick over
>watch jorge and amanda own
>turn it off because I know Jon is gonna win and I want to get laid
>she cockblocks me
>now I have to listen to people call Jon a can now and I'll never have experienced live his reckoning

Two times. The first one is always "a fluke"

>>/biz/14632542

Look at him and laugh.

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that man is a champion and his team takes care of him, so what? He moved fine when he needed to

>Cant even link

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meet me in Uppsala and we'll settle this like refugees

>Biz cazzies think it was a fluke

>sidechick
>not just fucking her
pathetic desu

>betting 5 grand straight on a -230 fav
moron

Thank you for posting this. Fuck Askren and all his newfag fanboys.

XD that Canadian got his weekend ruined

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>BETTING 5K ON ASSCREAM

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Heh, I'll do you one better, buster. Come on down to Malmö and let's see how you fare. Not so tough all of a sudden, huh?

>not fucking to heem
you deserved to cockblocked you cuck

literally all ben had to do was not shoot and eat that hilariously telegraphed knee and he wins the fight

SANTOS GOT ROBBED

Malmo?!? kek you wish
make it Gothenburg then Axel Axelssön

>Luke still overconfident, weak defensed and hasnt learned anything in years, talent wasted
>Memevidal gets good timing on a knee but doesnt realize he's never beating usman, colby or tyron
>Holly gets taught oblique kicks by jones but doesnt have any experience, technique, speed or long legs jones has to utilize them effectively and relies on new shit instead of focusing on her usual fight style.
>Santos is the first man to beat jones and did so with one leg essentially beating jones at his own game with kicks but gets robbed and most likely will lose in the rematch once jones adapts like gus v jones 2
>Julia avila made a good debut, based geowoman
>Cyborg is the only one that can save us from the bulldog dyke weightcutting babby
Shame all the attention is on the meme knockouts, meanwhile the GOAT got beat at his own game. MARETTA IS THE REAL DEAL.

Chinlethold broke his jaw, he's even more a chinlet now

Dana looks pretty happy here. How much money did he bet on Jorge

If you didn't see Masvidal beating Asscream then you are silly:
• Askren was visibly agitated in interviews
• cuts interviewers off
• doesn't believe what he's saying
• feigning confidence
• repeating same tropes he's used since day 1: why you mad Jorge
• shook

As the fight got closer ben realised gorgeous Jorge had a different mentality: Askren wasn't in his head and the shit talk just motivates Jorge more

It's the remix to ignition
Masvidal knee edition
Asscream got heemed
He's in critical condition

>literally throws his head straight at the knee

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>It's the remix to ignition
>Masvidal knee edition
>Asscream got heemed
>He's in critical condition
really dude? did you really think that would be funny? Do better

I dont think wmma is that bad. The holmes/nunes fight was a lot bettet than some of the undercard men.

Sipping on coke and rum
Smoking Cubans in the sun
It's Colby and Jorge's world
Shook bitches run

Conor in the first or second, instead of stuffing a takedown, committed to a knee.

I dont remember if he either missed or if khabib ate it and pushed through

You're German fella. Sit down hitler fucker

>Amanda Nunes will never cuddle you
Why the FUCK heemven live

The most obvious way to kill a wrestler is to knee them in the head as they go for a takedown, ben seethers are hilarious

Autist, unironically cringy.

maybe idk, I just dont like watching people smaller/ weaker then me compete. its like paying to watch two little kids fight
>"Shes the best Female MMA fighter of all time!!!"
kek ok a highschool kid could heem her

What do you mean?

Based.

I turn my brain off watching manlet fights. Same for women. I am 6ft 4 and think I can probably beat cujudo with my reach.

>>Cyborg is the only one that can save us from the bulldog dyke weightcutting babby
Did the miss the part where this same dyke fucking FLUSHED Cyborg?

Your mum's an alcoholic because she wants to forget that she gave birth to such a disgrace as you fella
I mean you shag hitler you fucking gay booii

Germans are NPC's incapable of humor

seems like a dishonorable way to fight desu

honestly I know were probly wrong but I feel the same way, ugly chicks or girls who've been sexually abused and dudes under 5'10" use mma to cope too much

Should Holly Holm retire?

Just rewatched, he missed.

Yep but ben aint either of those and he's only won a single high level UFC fight despite getting beat the fuck up so he wasn't prepared for this.

wow guys... boom roasted

Are undefeated records a meme?

Like anybody can be undefeated if they fight cans

>Asscream

Mike Tyson was 5'10 you dickhead could you beat him?
Of course you are wrong. Cejudo would take your leg and arm bar your stinking long arse skinny German sweaty eczema pussy arms before you even have a chance to shout "nein, hitler help me!" You hitler shagger

Jon Jones is undefeated soon

If Khabib can win against Poirer, Tony and McGregor again it won't.

Colby
Usman
Pettis
Woodley

Top bants.

Romero

Pettis is a no heart bum who will get flushed by Nate.

He'd dislike him less. But Askren brought up a good point of people playing the race card when it suits them.

Boxing is different than fighting. And we are talking real manlets. 5 ft 10 is damn short but not manlet.

Usman
Romero
Colby

good to see dana btfo brett okamoron. anyone who scored that fight for santos shouldn't be scoring fights, not even on twitter.

Lmao aldo is a fucking bum dude

They need an Ultimate Karma Championship to cater to fans with victim complexes who think dad jokes and playground teasing are the pinnacle of immorality.

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i always wear my homemade proper 12 cap. you never know when you and the boys will bump into conor.

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> implying Masvidal hasn't hit Woodley 6 times before the overhand lands
> implying kamaru niggersman doesn't get the same knee that Asscream did

>abloobloo please keep me im a clown i entertain people

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Bitch thought she was hworang from tekken with that retarded flamingo stance shit

yes. Its a marketing tool and nothing else. No one examining the history of boxing is going to remember floyd mayweather with anywhere near the same kind of reverence they give to guys like ali, hagler, duran, louis, etc.

For me it's The Bullet
*bang*

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Honestly watching Ben's standup it's like watching CM Punk.
Ben vs top ranked guys isn't much different than CM Punk vs top ranked guys as far as standup is concerned. My heart is always on edge watching Ben because it's like "what the fuck is this guy doing in there against a pro fighter?"

This. She left herself completely open.

CHECKED

Welterweight Snacktime Pettis is a different peach, my guy, he’s heeming Nate, Conor, Masvidal, and Marty in that order for one last run at the strap

anything under 6 feet is a manlet in sports and outside of sports

please you pajeet... id split decision that clown and dick mogg him... also dont (you) me again or I'll make the holocaust look like tea and chips

>My heart is always on edge
Maybe you should watch water polo instead, onions boy.

Why do Wrestltards literally duck into flying knees?

mike perry is saving that card from being the worst in ufc history

this

God damn that image got me

because they're pussies who are scared of getting punched

*wins*

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its basically ingrained in them to shoot for a takedown whenever someone bullrushes them like that

Askren would have lost either way but it sucks it had to end like that, altough he really got off easy, Masvidal would have tortured the guy for 14 minutes just like he said and then executed him last minute or so.

I fucking love that the entire time Masvidal was giving the plan away.
>If he tries to sniff my crotch he pays for it
>All he does is sniff crotches
>he's gonna get the head destroyer

Day of the fight it literally looks like Askren shoots straight for Masvidals crotch, so he jumps and eat the knee instead.

5'10 and 5'11 is Alpha Manlet. It's not insult, Mike Tyson was one, desu.

> Boxing is different than fighting
Boxing is part of fighting. You might think that you can take down Mike Tyson because you are a blue belt, but Mike hits you three times before you even get a hand on him. You are in the hospital before you wake up.
Grappling is only effective when you have the knowledge of when to grapple.
Cejudo's footwork and timing beats any non-professional fighter, even good amateurs, I would put money on that 5'3 manlet would take most bouncers out
There are SO MANY factors that come into fighting man. Your stupid self would find yourself unconscious before that range you think you have even comes into use. Cejudo would close the distance and trip you onto the floor before you've even thrown a jab you big dumb faggot

i missed the build up. why was he still talking smack after he won? how did ben askren get under his skin so bad?

Nunes vs the lowest rank male of whatever weight they fight at, what odds would Vegas give her?

also threw a knee while talking on embedded

How do you say "EXPOSED" in your language ?

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Chael was doing the same thing against Machida, same shit with Pico

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Latinos are stereotypically hotheaded especially the lower class ones.

Who threw his knee better, masvidal or santos?

> id make the holocaust look like tea and chips
Absolutely shit tier humour but based and sinisterpilled

Your trying way too hard my 5 ft 7 friend.

how tall are you m8?

Santos was robbed, sorry huebro's

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askren is a faggot bum and needed to be emasculated

BJJ blue belts get smashed by bigger stronger white belts all the time and then go on forums to complain about it like they got cheated or the person did something underhanded lmao, those same blue belts whove never been in a real fight will tell you all about how they could totally own without breaking a sweat.

dont waste your time. Theres a reason whenever you go into actual competition in any sensibly regulated combat sport, they match you up based on how many FIGHTS youve had, not how long youve been "training" or what color belt you put on your pajamas or whose gym you're repping.

me unironically

Daily reminder that wrestling is still the most dominant discipline, it's just that Asscream is quite literally the most one-dimensional fighter in history.

I love you french poster
Jusiqici tout via bien mon frere
Keep fighting the good fight

Me heeming everyone in this thread

I'll shove a water polo ball up your ass, faggot. Go watch your insufferable, loud, entitled women kick a ball around a field that no one gives a fuck about, nigger.

Jorge never really got mad. It was really just him saying his weird Cuban-Hispanicisms. You never saw Jorge charged like how when you saw khabib, or Bisping get emotional. It was hard to tell, like how when Jorge got charged from Leon Edwards, but he looked calm, only to deliver a three piece and a soda.

But for Askren. Post Fight. He said he'd like to remind fighters that there are consequences to talking shit, and mockery post fight should be the standard, not the exception.

what's this wrestling technique called?

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>how did ben askren get under his skin so bad?
By simply existing, apparently. It's pretty bad when you desperately manufacture drama with the most demure fighter on the UFC roster to make yourself relevant.

*finishes Thiago in the 1st round*

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Luke is genuinely delusional.

please you fucking leaf meet me in thunder bay

Mummy Guard.

roman statue

Sodomy is always on your mind. The absolute state of white people.

boom roasted

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Rigor mortis knee escape

CAUSE HES A BUM

Did the picks survive heem day?

Hall is also one-dimensional bjj fighter but he never starts his fight on a standing position cuz he's smart

unironically all ben had to do was not get hit by that knee and he could easily get a hold of jorge and who knows what happens, but that's the fight game. it's tuff

Is not the point Cambodian friend. The point is that some 6'3 130lb German kid thinks he beats a professional fighter because the professional fighter is 5'3. Cejudo beats any untrained taller person, he beats 99% of non professional trained people, he's a gold medalist Olympian for Christ sake and burger eaters on heem think they're gonna rinse him. Ridiculous

Who knew Ben was a turbo Luke Rockhold tier chinlet

Kek hitler shagger strikes again

>wins

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7 winners.

He is not a chinlet. He got hit to the side of the head. He got a heavy concussion

"I'm talented as fuck man. Physically and mentally"

how tall are you? i bet id heem you

test

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>KO'd
>Not a chinlet

> demure
Pseudointellectual detected. Do you read books friend? Do you study wu shu and train with a katana? Did you study the blade?

You're a low IQ faggot and your boy got absolutely bopped by a real one. Faggot

>MFW come from another universe
>In that universe, Asskren won in 5 seconds
>I got the 3 piece and soda in this universe

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I miss Ben Askren. He was a good man and he will always be remembered for the good things he did while he was alive.

in many ways nobody survived heem day

>He trained in camp
>He planned to do it
>it's a well known strategy
>He executed it perfectly
>ITS A FLUKE! LEAVE BEN ALONE
Insane levels of cope from benfags

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"How tall are you"
See this is why you are a low IQ monkeynigger. You think because you are taller than people, you will beat them. I am 5'9 85kg. They call me the white Woodley and I would fuck you up sideways schnitzel bitch

Hey, Hitler youth... go get fucked by a black refugee. You're not heeming anyone but yourself with your tryhard comments.

Fights were good all around. The Rockhold one was kinda hard to watch though.

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Jorge is a low iq spic. I love how mma fans rally behind him. really makes you think.

>tryhard
What is this, 2009?

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Based on Jorge’s twitter I’d say Askren has won the story.

Are you sad that Ben lost?

HOLY FUCK
WORKED ALL DAY LADS
BLESSED BY HEEMS

HAHAHAHA ASKREN FAGS BTFO ETERNALLY
DONT EVEN POST HERE ANYMORE FAGGOTS

And Askren is an Aspergers faggot. I love how faggots in heem rally behind him. Really makes you think

The fans absolutely adore inarticulate trailer park thugs like him and Nate Diaz.

ynw Ben "The Roman Statue" Askren

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Was he wrong?

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made a thread about the following quote
>“The referee hadn’t pulled me off, and my job is to hit somebody until the referee pulls me off,” Masvidal said. “So to those people, I would say maybe don’t watch MMA. Go back to soccer.”

divegrass obsessed janny immediately deleted it, super duper cringe!

he did tried to wrestle him
and joe did ask him about it afterwards
everyone buys into jon's just wanting to beat him at his own game spiel
but the fact of the matter is: thiago was beating him up during every exchange
while jon didn't ever looked rocked, he got hit hard plenty of times
that's why he didn't get to close (only at times to spam his spinning elbow)
but santos really scared him

ben's fight iq is really low
surprises me t b h
you look at khabib going for the takedown in the first round against conor
he knows conor favor's his left leg so he makes sure he tucks his head towards conor's right leg so that he avoids getting kneed in the head
ben basically dives with his head towards masvidal's knee

really poor
you'd expect better from such an experienced fighter

>I am 5'9
oh boy
>low IQ monkeynigger
>They call me the white Woodley

how are you a black NCAA wrestler? Or a you some drunk manlet britcuck ? i doubt you even train

Heem day delivered lads.

What a night.

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Truly the high IQ practice of crotch sniffing is only applicable to crotch sniffing white nobility, such as yourself and Ben Asscream

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He would hate him more. Masvidal is a trump supporter

Rockhold looked good at the start too then completely abandoned trying to grapple. Almost had Jan down several times in the exchange and then he said fuck it I'm gonna box with this boxer

no, I think Ben is autistic. Regardless, all I see is omgggg based Jorgeeeee.

Well as ben said himself. He's not the referee.

George is a fucking whiny nigger bitch
>h-hes r-racist!
>h-he said bad words!
This "win" was a total fluke, he'll get boom roasted by every competent top10er now.

we aint lookin for scholars out here b

> Askren won the story
Which story were you watching because I distinctly remember Askren resembling a zombie from the walking dead
> conor won the story
Which story was this because I remember Conor tapping on Khabib's wrist like he was on amphetamines playing an African war drum

Both bitches

I had Bones winning 49-46 but 3 rounds were real close

>Jeorge Masvidal is Charles Manson. Even has his creepy, personality. Congrats Jeorge on your 1-10,000 lottery KO, but your actions afterwards was low-life despicable. You should have been more like Max Hollaway - humble... Karma will find you soon enough.
s e e t h e

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Santos literally won 48-47 with one leg

Jones is a can

dc vs stipe esque

lol now they think they're doing something by getting beaten.The absolute state of pessimism

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I'm also sad that Ben lost.

i love the foreshadowing he made in several interviews and confirmations after the fight doing flying knee's for the camera

They're right though.

I do not need to justify myself on heem. Woodley is 5'9 could you beat him? Faggot, RDA is 5'8, could you beat him? Faggot, Gastelum is 5'8, could you beat him? Romero is 5'10, could you beat him? Faggot

Yea Forums has poisoned your mind about height idiot, I've only ever been called short once in my life, by a 4'11 Filipino girl when I was 17

You are really bad at making predictions.

Colby called him he’s best friend and picked him to beat Askren the day before the fight, he also loves rich white boy Dan Lambert
Cope harder

just woke up, did Been slip into/out of his coma?

He's doing cuban clubs now
instagram.com/p/Bzm504FHUJy/

>I've only ever been called short once in my life, by a 4'11 Filipino girl when I was 17
damn dude I'm sorry but why so much cope

Leddit

Unless something changed in the span of a single day. He's still good friends with Colby.

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Weird he didn't get the decision then

"He got them punches to the face because, you know, I thought he was gonna get up."

*laughs in Cuban*

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Fuck off, Dana. Jon is a can who barely eeked out a split decision against a bloated middleweight wash-out.

Cyborg wins the rematch.
Told you guys many times, NGANNOU HEEMS JONES.

how to think? please help :(

>recently
No. Remember when he started calling Bisping a racist imperialist 2 years ago

is it me, or did askren have trouble implementing his gameplan

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Chronic cte looks good on him, he'll be back, at the doctor's office

For sure B, he had a great strategy.

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You'd get starched by my short arms faggot
We all know the Germans can't fight. That's why we took Berlin :-)

Did you also think Cyborg was going to win the first match?

Lads a cazzy was watching the card with me, and he basically said Santos won the story of the fight and 2 legged Santos wins the rematch.

Santos unironically did look good and had a solid gameplan for the first 2 though, was very impressive.

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right about what? the ultimate goal in their mma life is legacy is to remember you when you die.Everybody gonna remember Nunes,Ronda,Val,Cyborg...Who gives a fook about Kianzad?

Or he’ll be champ. There’s nothing keeping track of justice in the universe. In his mind he is just and good, the street says askren didnt deserve his win, jorge vindicated the street, and he made money for his family

360 DEGREES MEME

Jorge has always been /ourguy/ and the redditors who tried to make him reddit and Asscream Yea Forums got exposed.

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the cope in the thread is overwhelming

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There is zero debate about Santos winning the story, which in many ways more important than the fight itself

If they had allowed Ben Askren to wear a helmet, he would have won.

Heavyweight DC heems Jones

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What is it with fans that want their favourite fighters to retire? It's a common belief I keep seeing. Fucking gayness

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>Rockhold is the best fighter on the top I have ever seen

Fucking everybody is good on top. Rockhold sucks where shit counts, the clinch, on the feet, he can’t take shit down

>falsely claims he had a sidechick
>thereby falsely implying he actually has a gf
>doesn't actually fuck his imaginary sidechick

bro... that's sad man

Kellerman invented the story of the fight.

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you can keep berlin, and youve never seen distance control like mine... no more (you)s

>street fighter
>friends with Colby
>3 piece tag was funny in the moment and not taken from The Office
>brutal heems
>randomly hits Edwards for shit talking
he was always our guy

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They don't want them to go full Aaron Hernandez.

I mean he was already semi-retired when he fought for ONE

Dana wins in every scenario

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>askren fagboys are still posting

because he couldn't get the takedown against people his own size. Fucking cutbaby could only take down manlets

Hernandez was a wannabe gangbanger who smoked pcp on a daily basis

Why does heem always find a reason to hate the true chads like Masvidal and Khabib?

They literally fight people outside of the cage, I will never be convinced that isn’t based.

Its really simple, dont dive into a knee

Just dont go for predictable dumb doubles/singles against someone who can throw a knee. In fact, at a high level charge is stupid as fuck but works against cans whose brains default to one thing

Based fighters
• Masvidal
• Colby
• nick
• nate
• Jan
• Khabib

Faggot fighters
• Askren
• conor
• Marty
• Fat titty Cormier

Jorge is great. I like askren too tho

>Askren Fags are gay
Shocking

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*dies*

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considering to sign up to twitter so i can retweet this @ ben

>nick
>nate
>based

He was semi rretired becaue dana wouldnt let him in the ufc

redpilled

KEK

Crowd is so fickle. When jorge loses his next fight people will think he’s shit and tell him to retire

Maybe Asscan should fight that guy who got his skull crushed in by MVP and they can have a flying knee battle to the death

Yeah they are

Someone already did.

Nice list, Mehmet ibn Mahmoud

This shouldn't be funny, but it is.

>Be top tier wrestler
>Have shitty takedowns
>Go to mma
>Get away with shitty takedowns on cans
>Go for another shitty takedown
>
>Fucking Die
It's tawlf b fer ser I mean wader we evun duin heur

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Yeah but he would smash Mas

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who gives a fuck about the crowd

If he gets KTFO then yeah, decision'd no.

god i cant wait for the next jre with brendan

Was Wiz Khalifa and a few handegg Jamals the most famous people at UFC 239? What happened to real fans like Kiedas and Sly Stalone

Different weight class

blessed image

So what? More the merrier

He only really tried once though and he did almost get him down. Was just dumb that he immediately went full boxing mode and completely abandoned takedowns when that is his best chance of winning against a good striker. But I guess it comes back to Luke still not getting his standup is dogshit and can't win him fights

I had it 60-40 in favor of cyborg but i knew she was emotional and wanted to make a statement and got sloppy. Cyborg has all the tools to beat nunes, but fights dont always go like that. I just wish cyborg fought smart, so obvious nunes was only throwing haymakers, cyborg should have gassed nunes out and finished her later rounds, nunes has shit cardio.

Anyone have pic of the basket ball player with his gf txt’ing next to him and looking like a total cunt

cringed

god i cant wait to take the picks for ladd vs germaine

toilets recognize toilets

Jones clearly lost yesterday
his corner is retarded too, Santos clearly was injured and his corner weren't telling him to throw leg kicks

only low iq individuals scream at sporting events

who will heem dillon like jorge heemed ben?
i cannot wait for that moment to arrive
it must happen

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Rockhold used to have a chin but Bisping deleted it.

This is colloquially known on /heem/ as being flushed.

5 minutes at a boxing gym and Ben would have known to step to the side instead of dive toward the strike

the exact formula is
80% genes including (natural&talent&karma)+ 15% work + 5% roids = success
Whoever thinks of something else is stupid af and eternally slave to commerciality such as "impossible is nothing" etc "just do it"
When they sign to the ufc either they re cans or not.Working their asses of later is only a 15% in which they try to brainwash u that the number is bigger cuz the bigger the number the greater the hope is and hope means big cash for the betting companies

i forgot about that

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Yeah leg kicks have been exposed harder than Askren.

These "great champs" like Aldo, DJ, and Jones have been spamming this retarded move for too long.

t. never been to a heem event literally everyone impulsively goes OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH when someones rocked or gadooshed

>octagon control

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2 fighters had each other limping wtf are you talking about

"But boxing is for spics" "Funky" Ben Askren

MARRETA WON, DANA THE SEETHING BALD WHITE MALTESAR DEFENDING HIS CASHCOW, SANTOS IS THE PEOPLES CHAMP AND THATS THE ONLY ONE THAT MATTERS

you're an extremely low iq individual here learn something about mma:

youtube.com/watch?v=aY8FgdWrD_8

let benfag make the thread

wouldn't say that... def sick of rogan screaming about them tho

did jon test positive for this fight, by the way ?
whatever happened to it showing up for the next 4 years, or usada just not bothering to put out a statement

Cazzies have no chill, Jesus Christ
>taking “he won the story” posters seriously
Hunner pissent agree but I also gotta disagree my guy

I see you are a man of culture, intelligence, and no friends at all *tips fedora*

santos won

Ben is a slow marshmallow and cant close the distance and too slow to punch, so he tries to close the distance fast by running in with his head down

leg kicks are worse than wrestlefucking

This, but unironically.

I fucking hate cazzies

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Everyone says Thiago hits really fucking hard. I remember he had to fight some young black guy as filler and the young black kept screaming how the fuck do you hit so hard?
Think hes a one trick pony? He keeps getting caught and exhausting himself.

Just accept that Jon is allowed to openly juice now and get over it

ben won the story and will win the rematch of the story

Hammerfisting legs in GnP is kino

Jorge won the contest
Askren won the story
The fight didn't happen
The war is still in the air

Dillon is a fucking joke

reminder that nerdvirgins think she can heem holloway like they thought Rousey would be able to heem Mayweather

It's just them pulsating pico grams acting up again. Don't worry about

>62 views
lol
This, Chad MMAfans yell OOOOOH after every hit while watching ringside. Virgins sit silent while at home watching from the TV

He went 5 rounds with a fucked knee against jones. And actually did okay considering.

I think he merks everyone else and puts on a much better performance with a healthy knee in a rematch.

Dude its not even that. You dont have to do any crazy circling or deflecting or dodging, just dont default to a double leg the second someone makes a motion near you. Askren is a one dimensional wrestler who forgot he was in there with a pro fighter who isnt going to rush for no reason. Like what did he think jorge would do in that moment? Keep running and just get double legged like some middle schooler in his first fight?

New

Ultimately every person on Earth was exposed as cazzie for Santos winning that fight 3-2.

Literally nobody knows how to pick fights, and I'm starting to think betting is stupid.

What story? That hes a BITCH?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA.
His legacy won't be an impressive fight record, technique or style. Its going to be that he was on the receiving end of the fastest UFC KO in MMA history.
It'll be just like looking up old greats in boxing, to see how the victor flourishes and how the loser is just a pedestal to prop him up.

Santos was throwing hard but not landing clean at all.

>autistic cazzies crying about Jones winning while sitting at home to socially awkward to make noises in case their neighbour hears
Seems legit. They’re annoyed because they don’t get that when 2 legged Santos gets the rematch, he wins the Story, the Fight and the War as well as our hearts.

Some fights are more predictable than others.
fx Masvidal vs askren

Halle Berry was there