USA vs Mexico Gold Cup Final Pre-match thread

>off by one
lol nope

>rolan for chimpout by the whities

Gonna be bummed when Mexico 2-0's us in front of 60000 Mexican fans

>REEEE wimminz lickin' each other's coochies makes me mad instead of hard
Go be a homosexual male in another locale.

anime

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HELP HELP I FUCKED UP
I thought the archive saved threads for a week, not 3 days. I literally lost the shit that was going to the collage from the past 4 games.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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who gives a fuck about the men's team lmfao? might as well watch fucking mls at that point.

Classical mexican incompetence

>can shitpost if the US wins
>can shitpost if MX wins
Having so many chicanos in this country can be a benefit sometimes

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strawpoll.me/18284411

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fuck drumpf and fuck usa

How can Mexico possibly compete when all of the Mexicans who can run, jump, or swim are over here?

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Are you an incel? Do you fear the immigrants are taking your women, job and welfare?
I'm rooting for usa but Christ man, don't bring your one sided views on this. It's just a soccer game

US players are legitimately playing for their sporting livelihoods.

with the women winning again today, if they lose to Mexico there will be a huge push for them to take huge pay cuts. (they won't pay the women more since money trees aren't real, so the only way to get parity is cutting the men down).

>US wins world cup
>US men lose to Mexico
I will be so fucking happy

Trump will be seething mad at both results and it will prove how much better the girls are and they will get paid 10 times as much as the men

Pulisic going to open eyes tonight. Going to take Chelsea by storm.

I know this is bait but as much as I dislike Trump, we cannot let Mexico fans be cocky ever.

Im clenching my asshole. Mexico is going to push our shits in senpai.

RIP xD

>tons of cholas in my middle school
>disgusted
>years later I wish I had a pair of balls to fuck one cause they are my fetish now
I'll never get to fuck one, bros

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I think it's mostly chilangos and chivistas. Rest know exactly where they stand. Same as Americans, only /Pol/ gets cocky and most others know...

>dykemuttball is finally over
Thank fucking christ

This posts reeks of soi. Leave, summerfag

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>we wont go to white house and disrepect the pride for our country bcuz fuck drumpft
Yeah fuck dykegrass.
I seriously hope USA wins and the male team goes to white house.

Because at the end we keep all the ones that can dive

Kek.

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REMINDER

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>The mad incel

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based

>cries about libtard nonsense out of nowhere
>loves dykegrass
It was never in question that you're a soiboy incel, the real question is that why havent you fucked off to plebbit

Bros why didnt The Trump Curse work? Is meme magic losing it's power?

dubs and Mexico rapes USA again.

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Mexico will win again. Come on guys, pack it up

>dykegrass
I don't even care about women's soccer, apparently you know more than me, cuck

Fucking dykes on the grass is a pretty sweet hobby

All those lesbos need is a good dickin

God the Mexican football crest is so much better than the American's.

Dykegrass is not a sport

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Hyper cringe.

last four digits are mexico's next world cup win

>spics say estadounidense despite usa being the only country with america in its name
>don't call the estados unidos mexicanos "estadounidense"
???

>2407
sounds possible

They're just assmad that the rest of the world sees us as the only Americans.

>tfw no more /oro/

will winning this have any impact on World Cup qualification?

Behold, the average dykegrass watcher:

youtube.com/watch?v=ecNy6Fp6gUI

no

Neither is faggrass but here we are.

Stream of this shitshow?

archive.4plebs.org/sp/

Remember Mexico, Concabros before hoes.

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ConcaCHADS will dominate Qatar

Fuck sudacas

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>Klinsmann fucks up world cup qualifying
>Arena fucks up world cup qualifying
>Berhalter is gonna fuck up world cup qualifying

Who do you want? Maybe it isn't the manager, but the players.

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>>Klinsmann fucks up world cup qualifying
He lost the two hardest games of the hex and was promptly fired when he told US Soccer that he wasn't gonna call up Bradley anymore
>Arena fucks up world cup qualifying
Correct
>Berhalter is gonna fuck up world cup qualifying
Correct
>Who do you want? Maybe it isn't the manager, but the players.
A coach who isn't afraid to say no to MLS all star primadonnas.

1) The "of" in the name "United States of America" indicates belonging, NOT apposition. And they were the first free, united states in the continent so their name is fitting.
2) In Spanish, The Americas are considered a single continent (América), so "Americano" is anyone from it.
3) "Estados Unidos Mexicanos" has only been out name since 1917. Our demonym comes from the early 1800s when we were called Mexican Empire.
Did I properly answer your condescending reply?

>A coach who isn't afraid to say no to MLS all star primadonnas.
What a terrible and vague answer. You seem like you want to offer criticism that isn't constructive. Just shitting on everything. Klinsmann shared your mentality on MLS and brought in third rate bundesliga players such as:
John Brooks
Aron Johansson
Mix Diskerud
Julian Green
Tim Chandler
Fabian Johnson
That didn't get us very far. The US manager has to play MLS players because unfortunately some of them are the best we have.

>Berhalter's at the wheel

Most people call them Americanos here, but its probably because we are a border city.

Can't wait to banter the chicanos when mexikek loses this one

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>third-rate Bundesliga players
>Brooks, Johannson, Johnson
Agree on the rest, but what the hell are you smoking?

nobody cares about this...

>tfw have to work tomorrow and won't be able to watch the best match today

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Dubs and Mexico wins

Mexico is playing this match at home. Us anthem will be booed

PUuuuutomcan you see

The reason the wall only needs to be 5ft tall.

Attention all spics: Although both of our teams have big names absent, at least all of our players are missing due to injury, not because they just didn't want to represent their country.

Dubs for pulisic hat trick

What the fuck is wrong with soiboys?

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>Pulisic
That is not an english name. That again USA is civic artifical nation

Kek

Post bunda

My country is 200 years older than yours, Slavan.
>inb4 muh history
You've always been the rapebabby of greeks, turks, and russians.

Have sex

>That again USA is civic artifical nation
I think you need to retake that English course, Ivan.

The women world cup, basically a mickey mouse cup

Will Mexico actually play their A team, tired of watching their subs get outplayed by island niggers

Green scored against France
Diskerud flopped but scored against germany in a friendly

>American
>Everybody who believes in the constitution regardless of race, religion or place of birth

Kek

>The US manager has to play MLS players because unfortunately some of them are the best we have.
No one other than deluded mlelshitter fanboys believes this.
Brooks and Johnson are the best in their positions for the national team. Green and Diskerud were meme Klinsmann players that he thought could serve the national team, no different to Klinsmann picking a useless shitter like Morris who everyone knows is garbage. Not every manager picks the best players. Chandler is the best depth behind Yedlin and Johansson was never shit, just constantly injured and brittle. Berhalter is a literally who mediocre mlelshitter manager who has won nothing in mlels and yet picks mlels trash because the federation loves marketing this league.

I cannot take anyone seriously who thinks that Arriola, Zardes, Bradley, Trapp, Roldan, Lima, Lovitz, Long and Mihailovic are "the best we got" when Weah, Amon, Sargent, Morales, Johnson, Robinson, Carter-Vickers and even a dutch shitter like Novakovic are either more talented or playing in better leagues than mlels and yet can't even get into a preliminary 40 man roster for a shit tournament. And if you want to use this joke of a tournament to justify Berhalter's choices, keep in mind we've been playing literal amateur islands to get to the final and yet still looked like shit winning each of those games for long periods of time until Pulisic and McKennie had the balls to carry the team.

norteños, cringy as always

I was in Monterrey recently. Nortenos are the biggest assholes in Mexico

We are the greatest nation on earth. What has Croatia ever done in its tiny irrelevant history? What has your religion or race done anything to cement itself as a world leader in history?

You are living in an American world.

What is it about soccer that attracts the most cucked libtards? Is it the semen slurping.

I'm still mad that those faggot american outlaws refused any trump celebratory chants in that game
t. went to the game. They unironically had these faggots walking around the stadium telling people that if they chanted "politically divisive speech", they would be kicked out of the stadium. And yet these subhumans have no issue with "FCK DR*MPF* and tranny pride flags, unbelievable.

How can you be proud on something that is a literary social construct? Even niggers can claim ""your"" achievement.

We tried to save Europe from degeneracy.

Desperate desire to be 'unique' since other sports are too popular. Guys who grew up playing soccer don't act like this; it's the hipsters who latched on to it as adults that do.

Americans who care about divegrass are typically faggots who worship europe because they think they're a bunch of progressive tolerant socialists, and so much better than the US. They then ape shit that they think euros like to be more like them, even when it's ridiculous ie homo-loving cosmopolitans larping as football ultras while waving tranny flags.

The world would be a better place if all of these people were just shot.

Nobody really care about woman's Football beside low IQ amerimutts

You guys had that nice siege that the Pope declared "the battle that saved civilization" against the turks a while back, that was pretty cool.

I can always recognize your terrible posts because of your crush on Alfredo Morales. Stop trying to make him a thing.

it's time for Uncle Sam to time to dab on these Mexican border-jumping beans.

>How can you be proud on something that is a literary social construct?
How can I be proud of living in the greatest nation in history? How can I be proud of living in a country where I'm allowed to shoot anyone dead who threatens to kill me? How can I be proud of the economic and cultural might of my country? How can I be proud of my country being able to nuke the entire world out of existence if they so much as threatened our free people? How can I be proud of my country putting a man on the moon and rovers and satellites across the solar system? How can I be proud of my country being the sole superpower of its time?

Simple, because I'm an American and you're not. You are nothing, your peoples are nothing. All you slavs ever done is bicker and fight amongst yourselves over tiny irrelevant portions of land, whether from outsiders who subjugated you and incorporated you into their empires or against each other. Croatia has done nothing. You have no world-renowned scientists, philosophers or politicians. You have no cultural relevance to anyone other than former yugoslav republics. Honestly, how can you sit there and enjoy your pathetic meager existence?

Dont even know who the fuck you're referring to but I guess I can also say I can recognize you for your mlels cocksucking if that makes you feel better.

basado

based and FREEDOMpilled

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>makes yuropoors seethe
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based

So is this B team vs B team?

could this game spark race riots, anons?

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Shut up mutt

BTFO
I hope so and for ICE to come and deport half the stadium

based

FIIIIIIIIGHT

AND

WIIIIIIIIN

There is no American. It is not a real etnicity but a social construct. Even your minority indentify with their race than USA

Yes, stupid Euros dont appretiate this. I wish the Turks conquered all western europe

Jordan Morris is going to score, and you're all going to have to apologize.

GO MEXICO
WEY
MOTA
AJAJAJJAJA

DONDE ESTAN LAS GRINGAS CHICHONAS?!?!

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COME ON PERU TAKE MY ENERGY AND FUCK VARZIL

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who /chicano/ here?

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Si eres chicano y ni puedes hablar en espanol, simplemente eres un malinchista hijo de puta.

Deport them all

Pulisic will score a brace but Mexico will win

ay fuck you nigga

Croatia is a social construct.

imagine being proud of speaking the language of your conquerors lol

We are not. We are a race

>gabriel gaysus

If Copa Cuckmerica got a sticky and the dykeball cup got one as well, will we get one for this kino final?

Kys bargain brand Slav, go back to listening to hardbass in your straw roofed hut.

...

kek

Hopefully no, Gold Cup will remain comfy zone

Faggot

Ya jelly of da tru power in mexico, the north carries this shithole

will this be a good final? trying to decide if i should stay up

>tfw no white gf

better you mutts win this match cause I wanna bring this board DOWN with memes and shitposting

Could be

>gold cup
cringe

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>VAR sinson strikes again

Me but I speak English I’m not a fucking ignorant faggot.

Nah, Im gonna whine to the mods to make us a sticky.

SI ERA

I hate memechoa and his stupid fucking hair

mmmmm makes me think

We're gonna win and you and i will both be champion bros whether you like it or not

The best part about memechoa is his hair tho.

how many of the American flags ITT will root for Mexico?

Kinda want the US to lose just to see the "WOMEN BETTER THAN MEN" memes.

in reality:

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Based

ESPN said Tite was thinking of leaving, is that true or are they full of shit once again.

>OMG BROS LETS TALK ABOUT THE WAYMENS WORLD CUP
fuck off

>how many of the American flags ITT will root for Mexico?
Hopefully all of us, we really really need to get rid of our meme coach before we miss another WC.

The only good result in this match would be if it rained and lightning hit the pitch and all the players were electrocuted

is it memes if it's true?

Anyone got a stream link

Here’s your stream
*pisses on you*

what's so bad about him? he seems to be doing good

Stop coming to my country

he's lucky cause winning this cup will guarantee him for at least 3 more years

lol what a fag

>game isn't until 8 pm

the fuck do I do until then?

i think i'm gonna watch my first US men's game outside of the world cup lads, what channel will this be on?

>implying they'll fire him tomorrow and not in the middle of qualifiers again

cringe

The difference is actually higher LMAO

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who still says soi? have sex please

>he's lucky cause winning this cup will guarantee him for at least 3 more years
Wait so you guys don't want Tite, cause he seems like a good coach to me, Brazil was the best team in Copa America.

Lads will mexico be using their dreaded A team for this match?

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you can get out of the fucking midwest for a start

stop lying beaner. When i was visiting cancun i was watching the news and you spics kept calling us "norte americanos" lol

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I live in Texas stupid bong

Set a new fap record

No, the match itself will be boring as hell, but eh the shitposting will be ok

they are busy playing in the astral plane tournament

Nope, they're in rebuild mode so they don't have an A team right now and plus all their good players are injured.

That's their secret, they never use their A team.

WELL HOWDY THARE PARDNER
WOULDN'T WANNA BOTHER YOU WITH THIS HERE SPORT MADE FOR EUROPEAN LADIES I'LL TELL YOU H'WHAT

If the USMNT wins today are they going to be invited to the white house?

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USA - 14
mex - 0

screencap this.

Game will be mediocre to good but the shitposting will be great.

it's on at 9? there's no way i'm gonna get this 2 page essay done before that what the fuck

lol, why doesn't Chelsea just sell that guy instead of keep loaning him out to random clubs all over Europe?

Our men playing for a CONCACAF title while our women are winning a world title. How cute.

Rewatch womens matches for Lavelle so you can see an American with good ball skills before you have to suffer through 90 minutes of this Gold Cup shit show,

>Confederations Cup is kill

If Mexico wins are you guys still going to play the Confederations Cup playoff for funsies?

Trump probably thinks the Gold Cup is some kind of boat race

>have Mexican family, but live in USA
>Actually not a fan of illegal beaners, build the wall
>but hate faggy USA soccer too, team sucks too much MLS dick to be good
>have always rooted for Mexico because of senpai, but don't want to be a disgusting traitor either

who the fuck do I go for

also inb4 >CHI I'm not a Chi my skin is white deal w it /pol/tards

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WE WILL WIN THIS ONE TOO
Too bad there are only two genders so we can't field a 3rd team to win Copa AMerica !!!

Cuba's team would destroy US women's team tho

FS1

whiter than u mohammad

>he doesn't get 6'0 vs 5'11 memes
lurk more

Is there caca in CONCACAF?!

Just kill yourself dude

just watch for the memes

Were you born in Mexico or USA?

>Too bad there are only two genders so we can't field a 3rd team to win Copa AMerica !!!
Should've just fielded the tranny team m8.

>who the fuck do I go for
You should instead just go back.

>this self-hatred

Worst thing about Concacaf is it is THE most predictable confederation of them all.

Except for Curacao spicing things up very very slightly this year's games have been more predictable than the sun coming up tomorrow.
And here we lie in wait of a US-Mex final. Thrilling.

whoever your dad cheers for

No, we will win this because this is a sport for real men. Our women are busy making tacos for us so we don't invest on them to play this sport like cucks

CHI

Is honestly hilarious how CHIs try to get the approval from Amerimutts, the same goes to the americanized mexicans on Yea Forums

root for USA to make your family fucking seethe.
banter them if USA win

USA
so mexico
go back to America? already here dumbass

Dude, go to the game, don't cheer for anyone just shit on both teams.
Once the winner is declared join the party with them.

this

its not hard, people just fucking root for the country you were born in.

>LMAO at these asshurt sudacas on telemundo cause Brazil won
They're still crying about the fucking penalty(SI ERA), fucking biased asshurt faggots.

ah yes the mighty concacaf gold cup final how could I forget this was today

just watch the game and relax.
i don't even care about soccer especially womens soccer i am here for the memes and a few good goals and sudaca antics.

>so mexico
exactly
i mean that's what i would do if i was mexican

>Is honestly hilarious how CHIs try to get the approval from Amerimutts
you've got that twisted ese

they try to get approval from Mexicans by proving their Mexicanness 24/7 and speaking Spanglish and speaking like a south cali nigger

do they tho?

i sometimes watch videos of leftist protests in america on youtube and there are usually a shitton of mexicans who wave mexican flags and shout "fuck USA" and stuff like that

You can't even win a gold cup against the likes of Cucknada

So would a 15-year-old boys' team apparently, but at least our women are competitive against their own sex, unlike our men.

What a sad existence

Being this stupid

you jelly bong?

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Only if Yea Forums. Go check fox soccer Facebook comment section. And you will find the total opposite

These, chicanos act like they are mexicans but the moment they get deported they want to return to the US

colombia would assrape our national team lol we made a striker play left back this year

We're free

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They do on Yea Forums, my post wasn't meant to generalize
Like I said, it's mostly on Yea Forums and other boards, Idc either way, I just think that it's hilarious

I know, Chis and peruANOS should be exterminated

what do you've against peruANOS?

Shall US of A be atropelated tonight?

mexicans are like, half nice half mean on this board, i don't notice it going one way or another

>Oh and fuck dykegrass.
Based

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They are all paedos...

literally the only based CHI ever

fuck aj and fuck matchroom

Will Var Sinson make a third appearance today?

it's literally one guy which begs the question of how the hell is he not in jail
he does this every single time peru is playing

Well...

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its peru. you think the 5 policemen in that shithole care what a retard does on Yea Forums when people are getting mugged 5 yards outside their police mudhut and they dont even have the internet

Go fuck yourself and Fuck USA

I remember reading a couple of years ago that laws against pedophilia are kinda fucked in most Latin American countries, isn't against the law to watch paedo porn because you could just use the excuse that you came across it accidentally, sharing and downloading is another thing...

bong, isn't it going to be like 3 am when this gane starts for you?

i have 2 sides to me. im the nicest guy youll ever meet

BUT ALSO A FUCKING MAD CUNT THAT STAYS UP TO 3M FOR USA VS MEXICO B TEAM

welp
shouldn't have doubted

WE NEED A STICKY

VAMPIRO FRONTERIZO
QUE POR LAS NOCHES VOLARÁS
A PESAR DE TUS HECHIZOS
MIS NALGAS NO LAS TENDRÁS

It's safe to say everybody will be rooting for mexico

S T I C K Y
T
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C
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How did Yea Forums handle the women worlds cup? I was out, were they rooting for Neetherlands?

fucking based

>It's safe to say everybody will be rooting for mexico
Only cause I hate our bald fraud coach and cause the memes and shitposting will probably be better if our men's team loses while the womyn win.

everyone was rooting for the netherlands, the women’s team represents the future for the world, that future is bleak

I have American relatives so nah

UNBAN IMAGEBRO
&
S T I C K Y

>were they rooting for Neetherlands?
I didn't watch cause women's sports are irrelevant.

Memes, Hope Solo's roast beef sandwich, ERA PENAL.

I hide all threads relating to it

how long til the game? 50 bings?

>UNBAN IMAGEBRO
He'll be unbanned when he lets our interdimensional aliens take over his mind once again.

strawpoll.me/18286336

Should be a 'both are bad guys' option

NEVER

Imagebro is a free soul.

just wondering, when was the last time the final was without mexico and US?

this is a bad guy final, the goog guys were Curacao and Jamaica

Mexico are the good guys.

S
T
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C
K
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2 years ago you tripfag

Can anyone tell me if USA has ANY chance of winning this? I'm not in the mood to watch another steamroll for 90 minutes

Unironcally since 2011. It's hilarious because these meme cup is rigged for both sides to meet in the final just like UEFA rigging it for Barcelona and Real to meet in the CL final.

2000 was Canada and Columbia

...

What the fuck is a gold cup?

> Estados Unidos 2000, Canada 2 - 0 Colombia

It's a 50/50 game. We probably have the edge because of Pulisic but Mexico has a better B team.

Someone use the irc chat and ask one of the mods for a sticky. idk how to use that shit text chat

watch the final

Now that the general is dead might as well shit up the match threads.

How big will the shitstorm be?

WE OUTCHA

Barcelona and Real never once met in the CL final though, literally never.

Dykemuttball is not a sport, good riddance.

The last 2 gold cups had Jamaica as one of the finalists.

I know they met in a semifinal and not a final, I was referring to the rigging done.

No.

The qualification structure was as follows:[4][6]

--First round: 14 teams (lowest ranked teams are assigned spots 22–35) played home-and-away over two legs. The winners advanced to the second round.
--Second round: 20 teams (second lowest ranked teams are assigned spots 9–21 and seven first round winners) played home-and-away over two legs. The winners advanced to the third round.
--Third round: 12 teams (teams ranked 7–8 by CONCACAF and ten second round winners) played home-and-away over two legs. The winners advanced to the fourth round.
--Fourth round: 12 teams (teams ranked 1–6 by CONCACAF and six third round winners) were divided into three groups of four teams to play home-and-away round-robin matches. The top two of each group advanced to the fifth round.
--Fifth round: The six teams which had advanced from the fourth round played home-and-away round-robin matches in one group (often referred to as the "Hexagonal"). The top three qualified for the 2018 FIFA World Cup, and the fourth-placed team advanced to the inter-confederation play-offs.

Like a silver or bronze cup, but gold.

/int/ told me New England was le redpilled and le maga region of the US, wtf...

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>Can anyone tell me if USA has ANY chance of winning this?
We've got pulisic and adams, while the mexicans have an overall better team,so it's gonna be pretty close I'd say 2-1 or something like that.

well , i'm gonna watch it. I better buy some snacks

They haven't met in a CL semi-final since 2011

El Clasico doesn't really happen all that often in the CL

New england is filled with cucked whites that dont have to put up with diversity which is why they love it so much

want beers, but too lazy to go and buy

>but Mexico has a better B team.
What does that mean? They're not playing their A team?

Yanks is your GK any good?

how many bings and bongs till this starts

my remaining beers are going down fast and im not watching this without any

>Shitffen
Overrated and yet Man Shitty bought him and will loan him out to some meme bundes team. I think Ethan Horvath is a better gk.

Have a younger relative go get some?

Isn't New England actually Leftist as fuck?

Bernie Sanders and that wannabe Native American white woman who is als running for president are from there afaik

Pretty sure it's 2 bongs.
Go buy more

2 bongs and 20 something bings for commercials

Memes aside neither team is playing their A team due to injuries/absences.

dammit
markets closed here and gas stations charge too much for it
guess ill see the banter tomorrow

>diversity
Yeah fuck diversity. I want to watch a sport, like basketball or nog collide, with 90%+ black players

why aren't you out in the streets celebrating?

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Based 200iq coach

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celebrating what
>implying people care about copamerica

Ah, got it.

He aight. Btw how bad are we gonna rape Mexico?

This, everyone's too busy celebrating, just loot it lmao

i'm the "young" one in the family

RIP in Piss Water

In my city all places stop selling alcohol at 6pm on sundays.

Go back

What about Oxxos? don't they've shitty alcohol?

it's your first title in 12 years

your drought is over, go celebrate

based prez

its not, we had copa confed and olympics
both as irrelevant as copa america

no, no its not

Actually, they won Copa confederaciones in 2013 (but for everyone is a milk cup, so whatever).

I remember none sold alcohol on Sundays in Zamora, Michoacan, niggas has a fucking church literally on every square.

Me, I speak English, have no Mexican accent and don't have Mexican culture. You'd assume I'm white except for the fact my dad's family when they visit

do we have a chance at all?

dubs and I'll set an alarm to wake up for this borefest, haven't slept in 30 hrs

All places, it's a state law. Oxxos are now selling some good alcohol, even some craft beers.

Yes, Mexico is only Ochoa/Jimenez + 9 shit tier players

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sauce?

>tfw tall and blonde in the American southwest where I have access to unlimited brown girls
I love my life

>tfw tall black and with a big dick in the midwest and have access to white women who crave BBC

i love my life too bro

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So is Mexico playing C team or D team?

Should I move to Mexico just for this? The money I have is probably worth more in pesos

That show is fucking awful.

What show is that? at this point it wouldn't be surprising if you say some Disney related shit

are you white at all?
latinas love white men

Half C, half B

what was this bitch called again?

>fuck dykegrass
dont mind if I do

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Nah it's british. It's called sex education.

dem thighs tho, damn i'm on no fap

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Gemma KIDM-747B

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Only if you're white Chad. I'm a 5'6 white manlet and my mexican friend tried to set me up with a few Latina girls he knows and they all turned me down.

So is this game part of a tournament? Or is it just an annual game between US and Mex?

Yeah, fit too

>ywn get invited to alex morgan soccer camp
Why even live?

even when making them about whites, the japanese are the best at this

Are mexican telenovelas still terrible or did they improve.

Gold Cup 2019 final. Keep up, bucko

>she'll never give me a cupcheck
should i just end it?

soraya was fucking hot tbqh

JUST

>ywn get invited to alex morgan soccer camp
>ywn get invited back to her room after

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That's it lads, I think we might need to unlock Pizarro for this game

i dont know anything about soccer. new to this

All of them fell for the faggot and cuck thing.

They're still shit.

>5'6
there's your problem m80
gotta be ~6ft or taller for it to work

You can always tell it’s the A team because they lose in the round of 16

>5'6
>1.70 cm
Wew lad

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Yah...that's how it goes at this height unfortunately. Pretty sucky, but not much I can do except LDAR

He was supposed to be unlocked by Turco Mohamed.

>tfw no taqueria goku in my area

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nice

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We don't have enough time. It's time to unlock this lad

>gamer bath water

and you niggas laughed at my BRAAAAP cans

i would buy it desu

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>tfw a Naruto sushi house near my house

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So what's up with the asshurt Costa Rican crying all over spee.

I hope they can stop the bradlel meme
vamos mexico !!

>you niggas laughed at my BRAAAAP cans
I still think braap cans won't do that well, water doesn't surprise considering how people buy used/sweaty underwear or clothers.

i steal my gfs used underwear

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what about bath water with fart bubbles in it?

>if her bf white she single

What do you think Perrier is?

I didn't.
Why stop at BRAAAP cans, tho? Make body spray with their armpit sweat and they'll buy that too.

what's in the "especial goku"?

You can go to the southern states in Mexico, their women are like 4'11

>>tfw no taqueria goku in my area
For me it's la farmacia Goku

>blacked

Ok... I can also sell a line for cucks with "strong man aroma mixed with pussy and cum smell"

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fuck mexcrements and fuck amerifats

>their women are like 4'11
And they are the ugliest bitches on earth.

>toothpaste

I dont know Spanish and it would be hard for me to just uproot and go there. I'm pretty tied down at home.

The girls my mexican friend introduced me too where short too. it could be that they have been in the states awhile and demand Chads only.

I've pretty much resided to my fate.

Who should I root for?

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Lose weight

usa

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gemma

peruvians?

Try black women, they are by far the most desperate

Bongs and bings lads?

Mexico

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Where are they playing?

nigresses are the biggest height supremacists on the planet. theres some twitter account that retweets manlet hate and its 75 percent black/mixed girls

1 Bong, 10 bings

1 bongo 15 bings

sauce

around a bong

1 bong and 15 bings.

what is a gringa? you can buy white girls here?

I'll root for you guys, I liked chapulin when I was a niño

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black girls dont typically like white guys. plus i live in an area thats like 98 percent white.

>linking a picture on an imageboard

this is when the broadcast will start, the actual match won't be another 15 because boomer TV viewers need to learn about what the fuck is going on first

Mex vs USA

geez, let the less bad come out victorious

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Thanks fellas

>black girls dont typically like white guys
based retard
you must LITERALLY not even be trying

okay taco... its time for you juan, julio ,miguel and the others to lose or else

>black girls dont typically like white guys
The one black girl I know is basically obsessed with me, has not backed down for over a year, and she lives 2 hours away most of the time. But then again i'm 6'0

I love Mexican art

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Lineups for USA out, same as last game. Boyd will be the first sub.

losing to canada... really culombia will always be the biggest pecho frio team in the world not matter how good they think they are for having pacey niggas playing in europe

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sorry, range banned

She's based and redpilled.
And a qt.
Go USA

>basically obsessed with me
das rite

>he aint cute

it's shopped

lol are you ugly?

I like this BotW2 artwork.

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hey sharkniqua u think user cute
heeeeelll nawww queentigua he 2 SMALL nigga

I suppose not

I think it's mostly height. I'm not hot, but not ugly. Probably exceedingly average.

Good, fuck that faggot. I hope he never gets in

Pulls off some insane saves but sometimes tries a bit too hard to play out of the back which gets him into trouble sometimes. He's better at coming off of his line than Horvath and is generally more comfortable with his feet (sans the aforementioned tendency). Hopefully his move to Europe will sharpen him up.

Don't give up bro, find a qt and make love.

this is a veritable whos who of EPL rejects

which one bros?

California and New England for life!

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tim can ream me anyday

forgot pic lol

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Memeis is fucking garbage, how is he starting over Boyd?

my gf on the right

and i'm selling literally air kek

A taco with a Lot of chesse and meat

middle

Good racial composition

The dog is cute

Excuse me sir, I think you might have missed Christian "the American Hazard" Pulisic...

For me, it's Alex Morgan.
lmfao

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me on the bottom left

that dog looks exactly like mine except more orange

were they rich bitches? are you blonde?
if yes and no ;then they had no reason to be interesed in you as they already have acces to men like you, in taller, try more humble girls

Doggo

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>Picking
All of them, one by one and all at once as needed.

youve got a summer more of pulisic before chelsea ruins him then benches/loans him to eredivisie, so enjoy it

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Is fucking 17y 364 days girl wrong?

I will protect the dog from those disgusting and microchimerist thots

I would worship her anus like a beta negro

Jordan Morris Vs Cuauhtemoc Blanco

not in this country

Can we use this pic for next thread?

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even thinking about it is 9001 days with jamal in the showers m8

cant wait until we have mind reading devices and anyone like you is locked up for life

>altidore is only 29
damn, americans will have to watch him play for 5 more years easy

team USA is literally all european kids

>pulisic

croatian

I would worship her anus like a beta negro

Thanks, but I'm just very tired and having a harder time coping.

I recently reopened my social media as a way to help. Maybe I'll meet someone that way but I doubt it.

No not rich. They were just waitresses at a Mexican restaurant. I knew the bartender and he introduced me to 2 different ones. But they weren't interested.

No I don't have blonde hair.

MODS

>bradley still plays
how

>black girls dont typically like white guys

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based but who?

hes altidores soulmate they need eachother

It’s no longer fun to watch porn, I just feel sick fapping to it

Please don't tell me this thread is just going to be betas whining that they can't get Mexican chicks

nah, they paid a lot for him and they need someone to fill the void hazard left
he wont be able to fill it but chelsea need to try

white men are fucking weirdos

Just watch joi lol

You fell for the /pol/ meme didn't you

theres only 40 more posts m8

There's a theory that Boyd isn't dropping deep enough for Berhalter's system. If you watched his last couple of games, you could hear Gregg trying to tell him to go lower. He's technically better than Morris (which is why he originally started), but the winger's positioning is really important. I'm sure he's first off the bench if we need a goal, though.

I've never met one so cant comment

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Nah not really. It’s just no longer enjoyable

I'm gonna vote for AOC guys, wish me luck.

pretty sure /pol/ try to purposely sabotage peoples lives.

everything enjoyable you do is bad and you need to stop it

You know what I meant

mexican chicks love white guys though.

t. chicano with white gf

>Mexican chicks
qt mexicana chicas actualmente

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>pretty sure /pol/ try to purposely sabotage peoples lives
why is /pol/ hated so much?

what has alex oxelade chamberlain been doing to get voted in?

I'm actually rooting for the Americhads, hope you beat those beaner-narco-drug addict-chicano-spics of Mexico. Trump will be proud of you guys.

thanx bro

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Thanks Hugo Rogelio Williamson

Pulisic was born in Pennsylvania

Because it's based and red pilled.

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someone needs to be blamed for his misery and he doesnt want to blame the jews because only muh /pol/ does that and it's hip to hate everything /pol/

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>Morris
But why. I can more a less understand everyone else but him

so a quesadilla?

i hate /pol/ AND the jews
get on my level

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>why is /pol/ hated so much?
because I cant go on any board without some autist freaking out that women or black people exist

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im saying his parents are from yurop.

a lot of people can play for their home country if they want to but since croatia is stacked, his odds are better in US.

is jordan morris jody morris brother?

at what age do mexican girls become obese?

disgusting

>Our defense is so totally shit and it's going to get passed by so easily by Pulisic
It's not even funny lads

>at what age do mexican girls become obese?
its just a meme bro just how brits have fucked up teeth

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>left
cute
>right
WEW

I wanna fuck that fat fuck on the right cot damn

furries 3.0, which is mlp 2.0

26–32

He's an MLelS baby.

would definitely smash the one on the right over left

People bitch about MLS, but 7/11 of these guys play or have played in Europe. Arriola played in LigaMX for a while, too, so that makes 8/11 non-MLS lifers. Adams would have made 9/11.

I came here just for the thotposting.

Bradley, Ream, Altidore are shit though.

Based and testosteronepilled

his parents are born in america, his grandparents were from eu yes
also actually croatia asked him if he wanted to play for them because he applied for citizenship there so he don't have to be hassled with germany work visa, but he declined

take an angel

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mah nigga

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i sure hope not, that'd mean there's non-whites here

t. fatties

he should go Croatia, America doesn't give a shit about soccer/football in general

MATCH THREAD

mlels is bigger than croatia's league will ever be
even usl is bigger

3

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Not a single mlelshit team would beat Dinamo Zagreb

>Adams would have made 9/11
We know ((((who)))) did though.

/mlpol/ shoud have stayed

irrelevant, learn to read my guy

i guess it is a bit like the messi conundrum except a bit worse
could have played for spain but he stick with argentina, but at least argentina is quite respectable
desu the way i see it unless pulisic crash super hard, he gonna spend the good part of his career in eu playing club football anyway and then play for the us internationally

I respect his choice but his talent is wasted in US

>Messi has Italian grandparents

>he could have played for Italy

if only

what other US new prospect i should be awared about, bros?
beside pulisic and kenzie i only know weah and sargent

Is that the actual cup? Holy shit, who made it? Thanos?

it was the en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DFB-Pokal
from when he played for dortmund in germany
they won it in 2017 i think

fuckin putos chicanos and mutts are getting rekt

What a strange cup, looks like a fake grail.

it's a big cup

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Paxton Pomykal, Brendan Aaronson, James Sands, Sebastian Soto, Miles Robinson, and Sergino Dest, to name a few.

Yeah it is not very pleasing looking, kinda crude and gaudy. maybe some german user will know about its history

gio reyna

Well, you are "americans( americas continent)" from the north