/cyc/ /TdF/ - stage 2 Bruxelles - Bruxelles (TTT)

Going into the Team Time Trial, for the first time in 30 years there is a Dutchman wearing the yellow jersey. Is it finally /our year/? Going into the Tour it seemed to be the year of the Bird, unfortunately Jakob Fuglsang has died already in a crash yesterday, press F for him and all Danes. Taking over from Groenewegen who also crashed, Mike Teunissen surprised the bunch with a sprint victory over Peter 2agan and Caleb Ewan and is in the lead now. His Jumbo team will be the last to start today, Team INEOS will go first. BOOOO

Starting times (CET):

1. Team Ineos (GBr) 2.30pm
2. Arkéa-Samsic (Fra) 2.35pm
3. Astana (Kaz) 2.40pm
4. Groupama-FDJ (Fra) 2.45pm
5. Ag2r La Mondiale (Fra) 2.50pm
6. Movistar (Esp) 2.55pm
7. Total-Direct Energie (Fra) 3pm
8. CCC Team (Pol) 3.05pm
9. UAE Team Emirates (UAE) 3.10pm
10. Trek-Segafredo (USA) 3.15pm
11. Katusha-Alpecin (Sui) 3.20pm
12. Cofidis, Solutions Credits (Fra) 3.25pm
13. Dimension Data (RSA) 3.30pm
14. Sunweb (Ger) 3.35pm
15. Bora-Hansgrohe (Ger) 3.40pm.
16. Lotto-Soudal (Bel) 3.45pm
17. Mitchelton-Scott (Aus) 3.50pm
18. Bahrain-Merida (Brn) 3.55pm
19. EF Education First (USA) 4pm
20. Deceuninck – Quick-Step (Bel) 4.05pm
21. Wanty-Gobert (Bel) 4.10pm
22. Jumbo-Visma (Ned) 4.15pm

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just put a cheeky 5000 euro on Wanty

Hmm yes Quickstep will win today and then Asgreen will be in the break that wins the stage tomorrow, taking yellow.

Video of the birdsong assassination
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>meme team time trail

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Wow that Bahrain guy wiped him the FUCK out

is karate stage the new altitude stage?

Could EF Education win this one? Tejangles' ITT was the sole reason he was podium at the Dauphine.

Strike First, Strike Hard, Strike from the Middle East.

It's days like this I wish Diamondback sponsored a team so I could see all those ducks in a row riding an Andean.

He's mostly fine btw. A few stitches in the face but nothing broken. Will see today how bad the bruising is.

Dunno who wins, but Bahrain will finish ahead of Mitchelton and Ineos.

Movistar will already lose a bunch of time, and Quintana will attack for sure in the next stages, kekeke.

He didn't sing so good

Ineos? More like adios

Today Bardet's hopes and dreams will vanish
F

Birdsong will pull through.
There were rumours about his knee being damaged, but couldn't find anything concrete.
A few stiches in the face, which is no biggie.

As of todays stage, we're hoping Astana won't lose more than 30 seconds. 60 seconds would be a nightmare

>TTT
skipping

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Bahrain-Merida or Jumbo-Visma will win, Mitchelton in third likely
Ineos and Astana will do okay
Movistar and AG2R will lose a lot of time

Looking for some restream help.

I got a VPN so that I can watch the SBS "extended highlights" of the stages. I'm unable to watch them live, but the 1h highlight videos are perfect for me. However, the videos won't fucking play. They just repeat ads over and over again, ad infinitum, for the SBS On Demand player.

The VPN grants me access to NBC for their highlight vid, but it's only 16 minutes and that's just not long enough.

Is anyone aware of a place to get good comprehensive race highlights that are at least half an hour long and show more than just the final 20km (which is what Tiz only shows). Anyone know a separate website where the SBS vids are shown?

Sorry bro, can't help you, I always either watch live or read recaps afterwards. Hope someone can help you out.

Astanas communique said something about muscle contusions around his knee.

Apparently the wind will be stronger in the evening and headwind is expected, so advantage for the early starters. Think Astana will loose at least a minute to the best gc team tho, Fuglsang will probably only put in 90% and he is one of the 3 good TT they have (Bilbao, Sanchez)

why is this allowed?

G. Izzaguire and Lutsenko can also finish inside top 30 constantly so at least the last 5 should be strong.

welp

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>all jakob has to do today is just hang on for 27 km

it's basically a free rest day after the crash, i bet he bikes 27 km to get to the baker in monaco on the daily

>Apparently the wind will be stronger in the evening and headwind is expected, so advantage for the early starters
>advantage for Ineos, disadvantage for jumbo
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>advantage for Ineos

INEOS MERDA

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not his fault, the motor in the bike didn't stop quickly so the bike had a weird turn while already on the asphalt; WE NEED BETTER MOTORS with safety stops; also airbags on the helmets

FUGLSANG WILL PREVAIL

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Thanks, lad. Here's hoping.

TTT can offer tension and emotions
youtube.com/watch?v=E0a1lZWoMu8

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726 days till Grand Depart in Copenhagen, Denmark.

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We already have airbag cycling helmets. I see way more of these than actualy helmets in Copenhagen.
I hope they get introduced in the professional sport soon so we can start seeing the faces of the riders again.

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It's pouring rain here in Bavaria since yesterday night.

Good, finally I can get a better sleep, but bad because I won't be able to go outsides for a bike ride.

>one crash early in stage
>half the peloton spends the rest of the day looking like popped popcorn
10/10 would pay money to see

im still unsure if i should drive all the way to copenhagen on the first day, it's probably going to be a sight to see

>tfw /tdf/ meetup
When do we find out the precise routes?
Hoping they pass close to my apartment on the TT

>mountain stage
>everybody in crowd sets them of

>throw shit at froome to make his helmet pop so he is less aero

hate to be that guy but the sole redeeming thing on there which shall not be named is r/peloton and their recaps done by km marker.

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They are fucking expensive and they are 1-use no?

I just use a regular fugly helmet at 300kr. I think the one you posted is about 1200kr

moment when bird gone down.
also, some quick reaction from Tratnik

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Thomas was in this crash and hugged a barrier. He finished 111 and that's why Ineos starts first today.

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thats nearly as retarded as israel desu, too much distance

Whats your browser setup ?
Do you use ublock origin ?

heh

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Punished Bird

Hopefully they'll go Viking way and do the following stages in Normandy
please ASO

Anti Ion Gôttlich crew reporting in

it's HIS turn

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yes, those were the times!
*slip*

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Yikes

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>not supporting based Göttlich
cringe & sóypilled

Can't get over Allahflip (being like 10 seconds behind Yates at the time) telling his DS "I'm going to wait for him!" like an idiot.

I hope these batteries are fully charged. Geraint Thomas have to seize the jersey in memory of his late friend Sir Cristopher Froome.

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>why yes I do use tublar tyres, how could you tell?

quickstepwinslol

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Inhalers can have different colours

meh TT
but I like the bikes

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>tfw no 200km ITT stages

Would be kino. Put it before a rest day, so they can kill themselves completely

Stage 19 of the 1947 Tour. 139 km ITT.

Top 10 on the stage:

1 Raymond Impanis 3h 49' 36"
2 Jean Robic + 4' 54"
3 Aldo Ronconi + 6' 32"
4 Giordano Cottur + 7' 11"
5 Pierre Brambilla + 8' 00"
6 Fermo Camellini + 8' 19"
7 Primo Volpi + 8' 40"
8 Édouard Fachleitner + 9' 44"
9 Lucien Teisseire + 10' 26"
10 Kléber Piot + 10' 57"

Brutal.

>TTT
>only 27km
yare yare daze

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Can FDJ not loose that much time?

>using gears

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If every other team crashes, yes

Who is /ourguy/ other than >Pinot?

>With only three stages to go in the Tour, Vietto was still in the lead, 94 seconds ahead of Pierre Brambilla. The nineteenth stage was an individual time trial, the longest in Tour history.[9] In that stage, Vietto lost considerable time, and Brambilla took over the lead in the general classification.[9] Vietto performed worse than expected; there was speculation about why he performed so badly, and some said it was because of the motorcycle accident of a friend, while others said it was because he drank a bottle of cider during the time trial.

>The last stage was flat, which makes it hard for escapers to win time.[14] In that last stage, there was a hilltop prime, where money could be won by the first cyclist that passed. Although a group had already passed that hill, Robic was not aware of this, and sprinted for this prime.[9] When he reached the top, Brambilla had been dropped. Robic and Fachleitner, fifth in the general classification, started to work together, and left Brambilla and Ronconi minutes behind. Around 140 km before the finish, they were three minutes ahead of Brambilla, which made Robic the virtual leader of the race. At that point Robic told Fachleitner: "You can not win the Tour, because I will not let you escape. If you ride with me, I will pay you 100.000 Francs."[14]

When they reached Paris, they had won 13 minutes on them, enough to make Robic the winner of the Tour de France

I love reading these old time stories about the Tour, so comfy

>using short hair

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Bardet

>2agan

I arrived in Switzerland yesterday lads, ill try to make all you niggas mad jelly again like I did the past couple of years in the /tdf/ threads. Nothing spectacular today unfortunately, just climbed some local goat tracks. Ill try to do better tomorrow :(

At least the legs were fucking amazing today so thats promising.

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what did she meme by this and so on

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For me, it's Jakob Fuglsang.

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Reality show culture has really destroyed the English.

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I remember you posting pics in the /tdf/ 3-4 years ago ye?

congrats are those elite corsa bottles ? i have a 950ml one, they are amazing

post landscapes

Me too, I always support riders who have been racing all season rather than those more focused on training in obscurity for a specific grand tour. Its why Roglic and Birdsong are /my guys/.

What are drinking if you are riding longer than a hour ?

Sugary drinks

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Supreme bike handling skills from Abdul bin Yates

>Bruxelles-Bruxelles
Based, fuck brussel :DDD

The past 3 years I think yes
Yes, they are great. Its difficult to find larger bottles so im happy ive got a couple of them.
I never got out of the trees today so I only have this comfy flowery field for you.

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Basedet from /AG2R/
Crush-the-weak
Niki 'makes redditors seethe' Terpstra

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user I love your pics always but I also hate you
obligatory fuck you I'm jealous

HE'S GONNA MAKE IT!

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>That mad Antwerpen twerp
Seeth more Koen

>TTT

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Becareful, with the upsurge of ufos and alien encounters lately, they could be waiting for you around the next bend. Don`t think it can`t happen to you, shit happens all the time when alone in some desolate forest. Keep your eyes and ears open, they could be watching you from the side of the road in those dark forests. Stay safe and ride like the wind if you spot them.

This, I don't know why foreigners feel the need to change the names of the cities.

*Anvers

*Anversa

The Danish TV2 has a hightech augmented simulation to show how teams work

Eurosport BTFO

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t. Turin

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lmao they are trying too hard

>watching Eurosport
>ever

This is just retarded lmao

I used to live in Switzerland. Go climb Col du Sanetsch. You won't regret it when you reach the top, it's beautiful up there.

camera man tripped, i guess the top of the green screen isnt supposed to be filmed

I'm only rooting for flemish riders desu

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So your only hope is a few breakaway wins? Maybe a punchy sprint win with WVA?

Seems sad

Thats way too far for me, im in Fiesch. Ive got the Grimsel, Furka and Nufenenpass nearby so I guess thats enough big passes for me. I also got my mountainbike with me so im looking to go about 50/50 mtb and road.

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Are they actually significantly better than bottom tier bidons like the lame high5 bottles I have, or just... bigger? Kinda fet up with the faint leaking and trouble opening :-|

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Stop posting crashes please it makes me scared of going fast on my new bike

Supporting anyone outside of your own country is pretty beta tbqh senpai

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>Marion Rousse with ponytail on French TV
Dear Lord

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Outside of dutchies, the only riders I support are French because I feel bad for them (and because Pinot and Bardet are based)

I rode with Brian Holm today, but he turned away early

Not that flikker, but i really don't care who wins. Just want to see a good race.

At the stage lads
Lots of Germans in polkadot jerseys here for some reason

Antwerp for the twerp rhyme Crétin

Ill cheer for any Belgian but deep down I can't help but love Bardet desu

Where can I watch this live on the internet? ITV, BBC?

I think it starts right now but I can't find a stream.

>no screencap
asshole

>>Team Sky

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I saw Brian Holm at a grocery store in Frederiksberg yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Power Gels in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the gels and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each gel and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

get a good vpn and you can watch it everywhere.

They do this every year. It's a stable of Le Tour in Denmark

Mine dont leak and are very easy to use so I guess its fine. Their main purpose is their size though, im sure there are better quality bottles in regular sizes.

Team Ineos are going to win

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Brexit best day of my life.

based and brian pilled

twitter.com/i/status/1147590220088578049
>you'll never get these feelings

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Should I throw a rock at team Ineos y/n

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n, i have them on my tour game today

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

wouldn't mind a high paying bureaucrat job in EU 2bh

Me in Molenbeek lads

>not using a more streamlined helmet in a TTT

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So many people in one team, wtf. I thought it was like 5 max

The Brussels centre is unironically pretty and charming. I always thought it was a big city shithole but I went for a day with some friends and it's beautiful

Is stage 6 going to be the meme stage?

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Is it pronounced Jakob Ful-sang or Jakob Fu-gel-sang?

Only the western part of Brussels is ass desu (and St Josse), the rest of it p decent

Vogelzang

Ful-sang

Vo-gel-zang

first one

no leaking, bpa free and 950ml so you need less bottles ideally. They are only 3,50 at Amazon here so a steal

>ends on 24% incline
yes

Why is not everyone from INEOS on the aero bars?

I enjoyed how everyone pronounced Teunissen

based

They are pretty expensive and takes time to make

>those cofidis helmets

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That blood is thick looking.
He is ready!

thats the german way

the clothes gnome

/pinot/

PINOT missile launch

>all this cheering for Ineos
Didn't know Belgians were so unbased and cucked

>INEOS LEADING AT THE FIRST INTERMEDIATE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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P I N O T
I
N
O
T

>dutch commentators bullying Bardet

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Cause it's the first time we see the British leave Brussels at that speed!

Don't be fooled by the percentage max, look at the average per km.

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yeah I know it's only 24% for like 200m but still
kek

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>That Ineos form.

They look so, so precise, so calculated, so evil.

Pretty much the antagonist team in any sports movie.

how many minutes will ag2r lose today?
more than 2?

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Whats the hardest climb near you ?
Here its 1,5km at 7,5% average with 17% top i think

Their new kit really doesnt help. Also sponsored by big oil

>Roglic
>Bob Jungels
>Poomoulin

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>Bardet

>french in charge of ttt

This beast

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Not oil. Chemicals. Total Direct Energy is big oil.
Total bought Maersk Oil a few years ago

>bob jungles
>Le fight hard to defend 11th place man

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I don't know why they don't take TT or anything seriously. They are stuck in traditionalism

>arkea samsic 5:46 back at dirst timecheck

holy shit entire team to be DQd

My bad, but they are also in oil

>67 km/h average on straight

WTF

INEOS MERDA

/Bardet/ is coming home

Arkea doesnt give a shit lmao

>Cause it's the first time we see the British leave Brussels at that speed!

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Team Ineos
Formerly team sky pass on plastic

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That was wrong, its 47 seconds

>tfw no Finnish riders

BIRDSONG
BIRDSONG
BIRDSONG

6km at around 6.5%
would be a cat. 2 in the tour.

>58x11
gotta go fast

Poels closed

>Poels dropped

>Poels

goddamnit, I was hoping he would be a cheeky shadow leader for ineos

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Poels saving the day

Valverde has dropped weight for the tour, I think he's like 58.6kg now

Poels is notoriously shit in the first week.

He beat Fuglsang in the dauphine tho, more likely he had to work the most

60 meters at 30%, a stupid street.

just really good chains la'

>hitting the ground like dead pigs

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These Ineos guys remind me of that other British team which had all those doping rumours buried.

How old is the boomer? 40? Why even bother.

Bruxelles and Brussel are two different places? I thought it was the same place in French and Dutch language.

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>is this person sleeping or dead.jpg

If only someone could punch that Terronigger Moscon

>Muh plastic

There's literally nothing wrong with it

2.5 [email protected]% w/ 15% finish.

Brussel is in the Netherlands, Bruxelles in France.

FDJ is doing well

Damn that's a good time from Ineos

FDJ 7 sec down at first intermediate

>(You)

> Pinot

Astana 19 down 2nd i.

ah ah Moscon didn't know he could be in yellow

>average speed of 56 kmh
bruh

not bad all things considered
need Movistar's time for comparison

It's the same city

based FDJ only 7 seconds down on the 2nd intermediary to ineos

/pinot/

rightful dutch clay

Movistar time in 2 minutes

Yeah I have no idea what they meant by that

Bardet was 28 down at first intermediate

In '13 the winning avg speed by orica was almost 58km/h

so if understand it right the time is calculated with the 5th guy crossing the line?

t. cycling brainlet

4

>AG2R 28 secs down
They're gonna pick up in the second half, r-right

Movistar +27

>Astana finishing with the full team instead of working a few people to death and dropping them
Absolutely retarded

you know the answer

probably gonna finish 14th

They speak French though.

Having more hope for Birdsong now,
Movistar and AG2R loosing 30 seconds already at first intermediate

>full white team kit

This was a pheonemenal time for Astana

Inb4 they drop Bardet

Jumbo and DQS will smash this INEOS time

Yeah true, I said that before they got their actual time, was surprisingly decent

Fuck Thomas
Fuck Ineos
and
Fuck Anglos

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aight thanks

also looking at the teams why the fuck is Gilbert not there?

>working a few people to death and dropping them
It's not always the best tactic, when there's only 4 left they tire very fast.

Bardet +40 at 2nd Intermediate

they might manage to finish 12th then!

holy shit fdj good

based FDJ
/pinot/

chute

>Pinot leaving his teammates in the dust

Based an Kinopilled.

>banana peel of peace

lol

>FDJ can TT now
wtf
Who was that in the chute?

P I N O T

thinking everything setting up for a >PINOT
suddenly
>crash
kek

Based

David Gaudu

The sacrificed needed so Pinot can win the Tour

He’s too old. Quickstep have entered the Asgreen era.

Gaudu

>White skinsuits
bit gay

Wait isn't Allah Plip QuickStep's best guy?

What are the chances of me getting last place in the office Tour poule?

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Movistar +38 at 2nd

>movistar +38 at 20km
holy kek
absolute state

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They suck balls.

>ag2r only lost a minute

yaaaay

>only
Bardet will also ship 1:30-2:00 at the ITT

yes, which is why he's too expensive now and will get ditched, as is Quickstep tradition

Noice, was expecting more
Stage is set for Barday

I guess he’s pretty good too. Can’t win Roubaix or Flanders (probably) though.

Didn’t he just extend his contract?

*6 minutes after the winner

who /birdsong/ here?

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>La Tour Japonaise
Umm wtf, I thought I was watching Le Tour de France? Dropped

German commentators had a long talk about how everyone coming from quickstep loses his edge and thats probably because of their team """"culture""" (read DOPING)

Bardet will recover it in the central massif stages, everything is gonna be fine

to fight for 4th

yeah wtf is that

fucking weeaboos are everywhere.

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Movistar finishes 45 down

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For real though, when will Cofidis ever deliver anything?

hate us cuz you aint us

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Wind will pick up and kill Jumbo Shitma chances

Their own fault. They should've taken Jesper Hansen over literal whos.

When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east, when hell freezes over, when Quintana succesfully attacks

tranny

rate my squad

>implying you shouldn't be scared

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did he perform anywhere ? he was dogshit for astana

It's neat as fuck up close desu

Just one of Leopold II's many pet projects

>when Quintana succesfully attacks
Shut your whore mouth. Any minute now.

So if BIG TOM goes to TJV, does that mean Kruiswijk will be demoted to domestique or is he going to move ship?

Any stream?

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what's this even

At the first intermediary point, Richie Porte has not crashed yet

>tfw no comfy mountain streams to go take a nap besides

Porte +25 at the first checkpoint

kunst

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Based swedish stream? poster

it's not stage 9, he's safe for now

pretty bad desu

check your dm

kek

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He has been somewhat decent this season for Cofidis. Could go a break away win in the mountains, which is certainly better than what Cofidis can do with their current team

sent :)

based SaGOAT

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sagan is so unaero on a tt bike holy shit

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My body is ready

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NEW LEADER AT 1st SPLIT

Nobody likes Poles or GVA

Reminder that Sagan is in green today

>88
checked

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>tfw posted that katusha could be a surprise in a wrong thread

1,6 km with 11-12%

Katusha lmao

Classic
Felt weird seeing him yesterday in a normal kit

Porte and Bollema +41 at the 2nd point

this one is quite clear

Don't bully me please, I just want to watch tdf.

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America light is getting rekt in a TTT? Happening?

Katusha has nobody for the mountains that explains their time
will lose a minute as well

have you tried tiz-cycling?

maybe the wind is changing

>tfw all my friends bully me for liking cycling

ALL SMILES

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1.5km at 7% average, 200m. Cat 4

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Nice """friends""" you have

still better than being a faggot like penaldo

I don't know why I like this girl.

I bet you enjoy it, fag

reminder that van der poel got more world tour points that dimension data during the spring season

Thank you user

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WIth the horse power he has, it prob doesnt matter

>NOS pushing women football again
FUCK. OFF.

appearantly Gilbert is off to Lotto Soudal for 3 seasons
I also heard that Tiesj Benoot is going to sunweb

Get cyclist friends

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>you will never be bullied and called a sissy by your handsome chad friends for liking a low test sport like cycling

why even live

It does matter, my guess is that they dont focus on him doing TTs so he doesnt get an agressive setup, so he can stay fresh

This is the hardest near my parents that I'd used to climb. There isn't really much near where I live now...

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I thought the skier was doing the double. What happened?

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tz cycling stream fucking suck

>tour day two on the weekend!
>haha let's have a TTT
despicable animals run this show

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I fucking knew it

Stop embarassing my country

how many km

Brexit means Brexit. Leave this thread.

Bottom is km scale, lmao

With stage 6 they probably want to force attacks instead if waiting for “muh 3rd week”

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/tdf/, who would you want to have in front of you in the TTT train?

hahaha joao actually watches men that wear skintight shorts just to present their balls. i bet he wears them aswell. he is so gay lmao

Mock Benfica as retaliation

*puts 20€ on zakarin podium finish*

Big Tom, so I can ride in a pure vacuum with my manlet body

The proto germans ladies and gentlemen

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I voted remain m8.
[summons the faragefaggot and his stale memes]

None of my friends are retarded enough to support Benfica

>Ride
I'm going to sit on one of his shoulders.

klimtijd is a kino website. i use it all the time for my trips

Contador was saying Benatia used to do 55km+ easily. Probably him, Wiggins, big T, Rohan or Froome

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let's be honest cycling is easily the gayest sport you can watch judging by the sheer amount of brightly dressed scantily clad men on screen at any time

Big Tom is a german from Limburg

kek, based.

Danebros... Is Rofl turning into a senile old man? Dennis and Chris talking about stuff, having a dialogue, while Rolf just mumbles to himself a lot of the time

Her

>Ineos will be beaten just wait and watch 3 more hours user
fools

Nah its not gay once you understand the power these dudes are out putting. Enough to break your onions boy skull.
The suffering is real

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stefan kung. proper unit

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No. It is what boomers do.

only gay if youre insecure ;)

Based

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gays are not into emaciated 30 year olds with furrowed brows and horse face.

>onion boys
stop bullying austrians
youtube.com/watch?v=PB-f-EYKyIo

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Gooo Nibali!

Puck

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pinot to win le tour if trips

I think he’s always done that mumbling when he’s taking his own times or checking his notes.

Porte actually dies on dubs

Webm of Lotto Soudal in struggle

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Never post again

For me its east asians

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I don't get it that looks like tiny football

What's the point of this stage anyway ? the best teams here are the ones who won't survive in the mountain stages.

cute feet

Whats the point of sprint stages then?

Eh Ineos sweetie?
Its actually to shine and give a chance of winning to non GC team

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MOHAMMAD YATES 3 SECONDS DOWN AT FIRST CHECKPOINT

INEOS MERDA

FUCK THEM

That guy legit has aspergers lol

Redpill me on Bobby Jungles.
Hes not even good on TTs now

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>Yikes

>Yikes

>yates

prize money can't go only to climbers, same for points and spinters; also each one of the 100s of sponsors hope to get something back during the season, so you have to please everyone while organizing a tour or a classic

I still don't want TT on the weekend tho

YIKES SWEETIE

Was that Yates getting dropped?

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yikes

We can hear Merckx on the RTBF, does he go to the flemish channel, does he speak flemish ?

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It's just to please the 170 guys who have zero chance of victory.

Go based Shark!

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>does he speak flemish ?
If he's like most Europeans I know, he probably speaks that and like six other languages.

>S. Yates
Ahahaha

Sagan looks in good shape, last year he got dropped

Yes, Simon looks like a fat Murrican compared to his brother.

He will use the 2 weeks of the tour as training actually.

Hes a true Belge, he doesnt speak flemish and dabs at them

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Mohammed wasn't going for GC anyway, it's all for Abdul this Tour

if sagan lost weight he could become a serious GC contender.

Discuss.....

Shooped version is impure la.

I thought moot mk1 got assasinated

came back from the crowd, I was at Arts-Loi.
But I prefer watchin all the race on tv rather than just see some seconds live.
t. zoomer

But Simon is the one who won la vuelta. Wont he get the same time than his team mates anyway?

He’s too old now

twitter.com/MitcheltonSCOTT/status/1147854369704071169

#vos

Too much fast twitch.

Not if he drops out of the first 4

CAM ON JUMBO SCORE SOME FOCKING WATTS

Hes wife divorced him taking his son and half of his fortune

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UP THE CADENCE LA

I`ve thought the same.

big tters on the team

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JUMBO
U
M
B
O

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Really stupid post

He's only 26, in that age SIr Cristopher Froome was still zigging ang zagging uphill (and was dropped in the mountains by Sagan, the ToC 2011 if memory serves).

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What’s that, a monohydrate? I sucked at chemistry

But he's too good at what he does to want to change style

and that's a good thing. YAAAAS GIRLLL YOU GOOOO. #endpatriarchy #womenpower

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>Hes wife divorced him taking his son and half of his fortune
to add insult to injury, she also cucked him with Teklehaimanot

He does speak Flemish, and yes he has given interviews to Flemish TV, obviously.

t. Flemish native

Sagan is 29 turning 30, laughing till I’m crying emoji

>his son
It's not even his son

Lactic Acid

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nice. When I see Hazard that can't pronounce one word in Flemish, I'm a bit ashamed lad

loooooool

Yeah, it turned out I'm not good at math. Anyway, Sir Gerraint Thomas was still shit at that age, so nothing is lost for Peter. He can win the Tour de France, I believe in him.

Man, that really sucks.

She divorced him during a GT

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Tbh I'm enjoying this TTT a lot more irl than I would if I were watching on tv. For the other stage not so much but TTT are p fun to watch from the stage

I'm pretty sure tek is already married so this is a joke. Funny joke but it doesn't change the fact that sagan got cucked and dumped, which is really sad

she was having her personal "grand" tour if you know what I mean...

>it's another stage where no one attacks
B
O
R
I
N
G

Youll never see another Kino TTT like the one in Sevilla at night

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>acide 2-hydroxypropanoïque

I'm a retarded autist. It's summer and there is too much beautiful girls outside in cute summer outfit. I can't stay too much there because it makes me feel bad about myself

I didn't expect such a good performance from Barhein. Happy for the shark, maybe this year he'll take the bis.

>Not a single breakaway
Embarrassing

>Team Sky Ineos

>best at TTs
>best at climbing


KURWA

could you blame her, though?

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The trouble with sprinters is they come too quickly during sex, probably couldn't satisfy her properly.

She was riding hard as well if you know what I mean

This pic will make you feel better about yourself.

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BASED JUMBO FUCK YEAH 10 SECONDS

SKELLYNEOS BTFO

Based Jumbo "why is it allowed" Visma

Kwitowski is a machine on the flat and Bernal has the highest Vo2max of the whole peloton making him a top TTlist

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JUMBO JUMBO JUMBO

Jumbo (based)

TEAM JUMBO PISSMA

JUMBO!

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Press S to spit on Ineos

>Dutch dominate tdf
>win wwc
Is there anything they cant do?

so she is a cyclist too?

Sagan shaved his beard

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Shut up my stream is minutes behind

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>win wwc
eh, I hope too

JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBO!

>inb4 choke

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>Start first
>Have to sit in the hot seat for hours

So much for marginal gains, or could Ineos not choose when they start?

No, she's the town bike, anyone can ride her.

Reminder WvA was 125/1 to get top 10

Based Jumbo

>Toni Martin (german)
I thought this fucker was aussi, and what kind of german name is that

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Cuck-Step

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Noone would choose to run first

Based Lampaert

>Quick Step Flooring

cucked on the line

fucking hell

nooo

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Enric Mas screwed Quickstep, let gap one of last turns

Ossi

fuck ineos tbqh

>shits all over your flimsy italian bicycles

Nothing personal, kid.

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Nobody buys Chinarello or Bianchi or Colnago anyway

Ineos merda

One day this will a tri-panel image.

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>one yellow jersey please

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based

They were the worst team after stage 1

They are going to choke so hard.

Based Teunissen

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>wiggins looks human and optimistic
jesus fucking christ we're all dying quickly here

Tell me about Jumbo, why do they wear the yellow??

>start first
>cucked by the last team
mfw

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Imagine if Jumbo had roglic now instead of chokewegen

#crossisboss #crossiscoming

For me its Ineos

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Are cyclo crossers the new uberriders?

And Jos van Emden

>hone your skills and pain tolerance riding shitty offroads
>hey this tarmac racing is pretty sweet

They'l have Dumoulin next year too

CRASH IS NOT WEAK ANYMORE

Wth this chrono. Pee test for all those dutchies right now !

ineos btfo

FUCK OUT THE WHEY BERNAL

WOUT IS HERE

JUMBED

jesus christ, shame they removed ttt from world champs

GET. FUCKING. REKT

OUT OF MY WAY BERNAL

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BASED PISSMA TEAM

based

OH NO NONONONONON

It's hip to be square

German TV just said Kruijswijk is no threat for GC

Looooooool

>Win first stage and get yellow
>Gain more time in team time trial

Based

Ez boysss

>gap between 1 and 2 is the same as 2 to 10

Based Wout dragging that team

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>Mitchelton-Scott

Lets hope the dutch dykes win as well

Their smile and optimism : gone

Well hes not.

I mean they're not wrong. Still great day for Jumbo.

Jumbo is the superior black and yellow team

weird af
rekt

20
0

seconds

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Why does Moscon always look so miserable?

>Quintana is already so far behind
NOW is the time to attack

Top 10 for sure

Did anybody see what position Wout was on the finish line

This

What's up with all these yellow guys riding disks and layout bars? I thought disks were mainly ridden indoors because they turned into sails when the wind blowed. I don't recall anyone riding a rear disk last year throughout the entire race. Is it because this course is really flat or something?

Mount Baldy, next to LA, probably

The Dutch love their Dope

Drug test these red lighters

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G has skelled too far

>Stephen “two good weeks before making an amateur mistake in a single grand tour five years ago” Kruijswijk

Didn't even make top ten lmoa.
Aus commentary kept shitting on about how they were contenders for the stage.

Keep seething INEOS

Based.

I was like acide propanoïque-2-ol

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we all want this but it's not going to happen

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Soon™

if the USA lose the WWC we'll have a double rekt of epic proportions today

let's focus all our energy guys:

I mean as much as Kruijswijk is not a threat for the podium, Quintana is already a minute behind and he gets hyped up every year like Fuglsang

He was 5th last year idiot

dont you want to see qt Tobes happy, user?

I wonder how one can lose so much mass but still increase their power and not lose endurance...

Me on the right

Nobody cares, go away

Wholesome birthday chants desu

no way USA will lose, they paid a lot to get there

margerine gains

Remember when the Dutch were good at cycling? *sips*

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I can feel it in my clogs, crashwijk will have yellow till paris and then crash on champs elysees

>podium girl on the right's hair
Standards are visibly slipping here

FAcken podium grils, I see what these thirsty bitches are doing. wtf i want to be a podium boy so i can kiss a sweaty Puck.

Probably had a quickie before presentation.

Van Aert will take yellow tomorrow

Im okay with that, Wout seems like a cool guy.

Hope so.

I got a picture with him last year after he won the Tour of Denmark, seemed cool but very professional

Did he smell nice?

2aganwinslol tomorrow

didnt notice but he said thank you after my friend took the picture

They told him he could be the yellow jersey if they won so he was hoping for it.

Can't believe pino only lost 12 seconds to uk postal, I'm starting to think it's his turn!