/hoc/

/hoc/ is gay. /cric/ is better

>finnish people
>literacy
pick one

we have it here too

worldatlas.com/articles/the-highest-literacy-rates-in-the-world.html

100% white and literate

also, my service starts in 24 hours

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post more finnish girls

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i remember when i started my service i was so nervous that i got a piss lock. my stomach blowed up like a balloon and i was lucky my bladder didnt explode. i literally pooped piss and it relieved some pressure.
after 3 days i got to piss and everything went better than expected.

anyways underageban

how to get a finnish gf

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>underageban
but user, im almost 20
feelsbadman

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i'd like to kaapo their kakko

quit posting this utter fabrication you mongoloid

oh no no no no

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youtube.com/watch?v=d6mGHwHMB5s

dog bless ameriga :DDDDD

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damn finnish girls are qt

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I can smell the onion powder from here

i don't get it

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thinking about REAL FINNISH girls

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the one on the right looks like pulju

What?

what he meant to say is

huomenta

Finland has mandatory armed service. Counting the mornings you have left of your stayis very much A Thing.

reminder that f*nn literacy numbers are inflated by their primitive proto-slav(e)ic mongoloid pictograph script.

Based autistic little brother

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huomenta

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go knights

huomenta

HATE nancy's hair in this new season lads

huomenta

watching babel. weird movie so far

huomenia

what is knowledge /hoc/?

Dubs and your team poaches Marner

Canadians have small brains

but a big dick unlike /cric/

RAW FOOTAGE: Seattle NHL Team Scout Video of Potential #1 Draft Pick
>highlight reel goal right off the bat at :38
>soft hands
>drives hard to the net
>speed AND size
>playmaking ability
This guy's gonna be fucking unstoppable in '22/'23

youtu.be/jcYJ-MQO_u8

I hope their very first expansion draft selection is bulju

that would be based

damn this kid is for real. scouts projecting him to be the first guy since gretzky to break 200 points.

They dont even use rollerblades, what's the point

Finnish bvlls boutta break out next season

Bulju
Juolevi
Big Eeli
Aki Berg

you forgot jakke "suomi" virtanen

my dear bros

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Based fucking Lanning BTFO of the poms

what's the deal with finnish people

they don't have fins and they're not people

mongoloid admixture makes their thought process more akin to insects than humans.

>tfw finnish gf

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I hope you don't mind I invited the cric lads over

GOATing

based fucking meg

reminder it's not the size but what you do with it that matters

they're not Finn and they're not people ;)

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manlet with a small dick detected

1. Blundell
2. Nicholls
3. Williamson
4. Taylor
5. Guptill
6. Neesham
7. De Grandhomme
8. Santner
9. Henry
10. Ferguson
11. Boult

Cook
Lyth (c)
Bell
Root
Ballance
Compton
Bairstow
Foakes (wk)
Woakes
Curran
Anderson
Finn

Y I K E S
I
K
E
S

who is the Straffo of /hoc/

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small dic /hoc/ big dic /cric/ ;)

time for based perry

Berro gaga :D

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You scared m8?

thinkingt about making babies with ash barty

New contender for worst marsh going on here lads

a full strength clive waterhouse would stomp the /hoc/ XI

Is Clive Waterhouse related to Trent Waterhouse?

the video that destroyed /cric/
youtu.be/vYMhT_wgBwE

dude

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Big Strong WogGODS

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Will Lanning score a century?

thinking about hoki

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reckon my dad could beat up anyone else's dad ITT

Kaapo Kakko

gabbo gaggo

>poory

look at how beautiful the greatest trophy of all time is

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Alert! All /hoc/-men to stations. Cric is invading !

can't see shit mate

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lmao

when is hockey coming back

Just 86 more days

looking good mate

fuck off randy

prime dead hours

/hoc/ will be dead for another month and a half.

i love you though.

love everyone except the offspring autist

i wonder if the police finally caught the food/slag poster

The amount of talent in this picture

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@TSNBobMcKenzie 2m ago
P
;'sTm x57pbbmv

@TSNBobMcKenzie 4m ago
Please sendgelp my braine a hurting. Stroke

those guys are drowning in pussy

me in the back

Think I'll visit Finland next summer, what's the worst that could happen?

Who is on the left?

benis :DD

why hasnt winnipeg signed laine yet

if you find yourself in a sauna and the lads start playing sauna gollum, just roll with it.

>sauna gollum
you know you have to explain

I thought Kotka was training in Montreal.

No time to explain. Just remember this: NEVER PLAY SAUNA GOLLUM WITH SOMEONE WHO'S GOT REALLY THICK FINGERS

He was recovering from surgery in Montreal but now is training in Finland with his dad

never heard eliteprospects.com/player/332303/lenni-killinen

>We have this one sauna game called ''Gollum''

>In Gollum one person goes under the sauna bench while other players sit on top of it.

>Then the Gollum proceeds to put his finger in someone's asshole and the other players who are sitting has to guess who has a finger up in their asshole.
>Whoever guesses right, gets to be the next Gollum.

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I'm imagining the smell

finland what the fuck

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There is also a more gay variant where you tickle the asscheeks of people and see who loses it first by hopping their ass off the bench

nice

Why don't you finish your sentences with " :DDDDD" Did the memes lie to me?

i hate cleaning
where do i find a mommy wife

thots

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please don't post my hometown girl here

LOVE america
LOVE canada
LOVE finland
HATE sweden
HATE grease
HATE /cric/

greece rules

imagine unironically loving canada lol

my cock is greasy atm

enjoy
youtube.com/watch?v=MLGl0PwfxZc

It isn't that bad to be honest because you have good sleeping rhythm in the army.

honestly its 2 am currently and i wont get to sleep until 5 or 6 am and i will wake up at 1 or 2 pm... i carry on in this way until i "reset" my sleeping pattern by staying up all night and getting up early (it never works)

i wish i had some muscly finnish drill sergeant to shout me out of bed in the morning

>Last year, Auston Matthews wanted more ice-time and more power-play time and Zach Hyman playing on another line. This year, we’re told, he would rather not play with Kasperi Kapanen.
torontosun.com/sports/basketball/nba/toronto-raptors/simmons-says-kawhi-wanted-to-be-part-player-part-gm

What's up with the rampant finnophobia

mexicans are extremely racist toward wh*te people

Is it really over for Don?

remember the Alamo

Sportsnet Jews gave him the axe. Fucking travesty boy I tell ya.

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hogey nide in ganada :DD

w-wha

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>86% literate
>roughly 14% of the country is niggers

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Time to golf

Reminder that anyone in Yea Forums is literate so this means nothing

Kahvia

big brained post

unsubstantiated rumour

twitter.com/smileyfacehertl/status/1147715548538556417?s=19
fucking faggot team desu

>buried in a ape hoop post
what a disgrace to his legacy

>I am from Europe, so i rarely can watch games. I first penguins game in 2007(?) And i loved how Crosby played so i became a fan then couple years later Tuomo Ruutu and Jussi Jokinen brought me to Canes so it became my 2nd favourite team, i loved the jersey and logo aswell. But in 2015 my favourite player Aho got drafted by the Canes so i was pretty excited about that. And they have added so many fins after that. I still like the pens and i was happy about their cup wins
which one of you finnish lads posted this on reddit

why would someone post something like that and what were you doing in reddit?

why are you browsing reddit

Shut the FUCK up

bout to watch /our gals/ btfo these dutch retards

reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/ca6f3a/have_you_ever_switched_favorite_teams/

>/have_you_ever_switched_favorite_teams/
sounds like something a redditfaggot would do desu

>From Australia, so hockey isn't as massive here. My Dad went for Detroit, and when I didn't know anything about hockey, I went for them as well (in fact I still have a jersey from them) but later on as I started to learn more about the game Winnipeg became my favourite team
really makes one think

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yup

Sweet, me too

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>/have_you_ever_switched_favorite_teams/
This has to be the most homosexual thing I've ever read.

We're you here in the thread yesterday, cause we we're having some rather risque banter about fellatio and busting one in another fellows bum

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Guise, I don't want to have sex with any of you, I'm sorry

I'm not even remotely curious, that's how sure I am

Gonna go think about some tits and have some ice cream now, bye

Still not as gay desu

sounds like something a gay lad would say

its not gay if youre bros

>ice cream at 11am
l__e w___ht

it was me aorry lads

Not as sorry as user for checking redd*t

i check it a couple times a day desu

well aren't (You) just a little rebel
that's adorable

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reddit has good porn tbqhwy lads

Pretty soon, everything will be on Redd*t
>porn
>shopping
>program development
>agriculture
>Yea Forums
like watching dominoes tumble..Oh!
>tumblr

open ya fuckin eyes ref

i literally just use /gif/ for porn, is there something wrong with me?

Nope, perfectly operational, lad
enjoy the rest of your day

thanks lad

this is shit, we've usually scored by now, I swear

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yeah the announcers i'm watching said they've scored in the first 12 minutes of each game or some shit

nothing wrong with you but i would encourage you to broaden your pornographic horizons user

why? am i missing out on something big?

>the Zea Lander
technically, there is no Old Zealand, so what's the deal with that?
Also, /gif/ is incredibly versatile, with a very broad base
he lad, he's irrational

>he lad,
should have been a No, lad
=/

nothing big i just get bored of the same old posted on gif... plus the flooding of sissy/trans threads, cuck threads, BBC threads, etc.

based complacency enabler user. tha k you for confirming the validity of my comfort zone!

there is actually an old zealand

checked
i can usually find new stuff, as well as old favorites. as for the other stuff, it's notnthat difficult for me to just ignore what i don't want to.jerk to.

he's correct
the best kind of correct, with matching integers
Sometimes I need more than 30 seconds with a scene or a certain girl

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Show me

learning more about blinking guy user than i care to admit

Well I'll be a son of a dutch rudder

Met a girl at a party last night that told me she was from Akron. I asked if she knew ted and she said no

kek

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zealand

Plot twist: She is Ted

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeeland

The first European to see and chart the coast of NZ was a Dutch explorer called Abel Tasman. The Dutch named it Nova Zeelandia after the Dutch province of Zeeland. The first European to actually land in NZ and claim the land was a British fellow called James Cook and he anglicised the name to New Zealand.

She did bring some weed so could be. Ted’s a solid 6/10 if true

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ask her if she knows lebron

bit tired. thinking about going on a long walk while reading my audio book.
wbu lads, nice offseason eh

what book

At work watching the dykes myself

infinite jest

is it about winnipeg

this is a based offseason
plenty of international events
the baseball is doing it's thing
>/yfmoc/

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...

Thinking about doing penis in vagina on this one dutch girl lads

For me it's Jesper Eagle Peninsula

Van de Donk or Martens?

Martens to be honest

Jesse WILL awaken to the tune of 20 goals & 35+ assists on a line with Ryan Nugent-Hopkins

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for me, it's jethro rostedt and jethro tull

Are they both going to the kitties?

big bodied bull finns 2019 story

Okay, give Huberdeau or Trocheck + Borgstrom ;)

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Listening to Taylor Swift right now.

>knows the lyrics to gangster rap but can't string together a coherent sentence

Shant they’re all essential

>tfw going to the cottage for a couple of days tomorrow

Redpill me on Swedish cottages pls

probably the same as american cottages. maybe more fermented fish i guess. also i get the feeling a lot of swedes fuck their sisters but idk thats just an impression

reckon they have sauna?

twitter.com/joe_warmington/status/1147887887947575296?s=19

we have sauna even all the way down here so i bet they do. idk if they play sauna gollum though

They do, but it's not a game for them

Business idea: /hoc/ cottage on the lake

>top comfy
>open fireplace + wood stove
>in the middle of the forest (no sounds from any main roads etc)
>most common color scheme is red with white corners
>a small plot for growing vegetables (mainly potatos of course)
>nothing unecessary that just means extra work, focus on relaxing
>either by a lake or close to one/several (Sweden and Finland have a shit ton of lakes because of the ice age)
>saunas are unfortunatly not as common in Sweden as they are in Finland, but they're found here and there.

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that looks like a farm

It's a little big for a part time cottage. But doesn't have to be a farm at all. Many peoples homes looks like that

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Taking my grandma to the mall for ice cream after lunch.

@94056057
Nigger

Shouldn’t have been a penal to me, I hope they bang one more in so it’s less tainted

SCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Based grills reminding the world

I suspicions are confirmed
the US ladies kickballers are the best around, bar none

Nether Region, enjoy your Silver Medal

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For me, it's Stina Blackstenius

>Nether Region
Kek good one

Why haven't the States annexed us yet?

we don't like frenchies

same reason France doesn't absorb teh Netherlands
You're a bit like US, kissing cousins as it were
Como esta?

Will hasb really offer sheet Laine?

Really can't stand women's soccer

which part annoys you the most?
>women
>soccer
>standing

incel

Reddit buzzword that doesn’t enhance any conversation

there's that word again

have sex

>Second Place

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Are Finland actually good at hockey?

It's a double, the heads not nearly big enough

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Imagine licking Morgan's sweaty pusy

I imagine this several times a day for several years now

Vitun Yhdysvallat

based usa

did finlan just win a iihf junior gold??

i can't wait to see kappo playing with the rags
can we get a little rag posting in here please?
i'll start
>rags

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oh fuck

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IMAGINE ALL THE SCISSORING AT THE VICTORY ORGY

>rags

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AND I'D GLADLY STAND UP

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just woke up

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No, they'll trade for Ehlers to reunite him and Drouin

You missed the ladies
>they won

finna reunite my fist with Sam’s chin

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Based cheapskates
nypost.com/2019/07/07/nhl-players-a-j-greer-sonny-milano-arrested-in-nyc-brawl/amp/

I'm ready for some hockey lads

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i knew i had to wake up because a bald eagle flew into my living room and landed on my coffee table and told me the news

Decided I'm not going to start crossdressing. Maybe in August. I don't know. It's not that gay, it's just a cute way to kill time until sports start again

Based Small Government

only shit games tonight

Was it an Animorph?

I think you would make a beautiful lady Sam

sounds shady as shit
did he tell you his name? was it Sam?

This is the ideal finnish woman. You may not like it, but this is 9/10 in Finland.

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rangers are elite

I know. I'm actually horny as fuck for me and I think I'm going to masturbatein the (cursed) mirror tonight

Sam, god damn it, this is not the forum to discuss this
>and No, i don't know where that forum is, You go find it

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Post Finnish good boys

post more benis :D

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Which NHL player has bigger boobs compared to Alex Morgan?

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Bill Kessel

>rien personnel, grenouilles

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Every NHL player in the world.

Jesus fuck she's flatter than a 10 year old boy.

All of them? That's basically a flat plank with nipples attached to it. I don't even know why she bothers to use the bra part of the swimsuit.

I don't know how you guys post everything with pictures. That's like waayyy too much effort.

Huomenta pupper

just googled sofia jakobsson nude

what's /hoc/ doing today on this fine lord's day?

eatin'

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watching liquid vs vitality

fapping to random instagram dog moms

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are you me?

no, but you are me.

A little drinkin a little fightin a little fuckin

I quite often am envious of puppers living in higher middle-class homes in usa.

I don't really know what to think about this album.

On one hand, this is some really good stuff. Catchy as shit & not in that obnoxious way. Then again, it doesn't really scream "The offspring" to me. When I think of them, the 1st things to come to mind are something like "Low self esteem", "Leave it behind" or "Pretty fly for a white guy" & this certainly sounds a bit distant from that music.

All I know is that I still do enjoy this album, even if I don't like it for the exact same reasons as I like the other Offspring music.

Fucking NERDS

How many drug deals did it take for the Relocanes owner to match the cost?

Aho must be pissed needing to be stuck in Raleigh for another 5 years

We want moar mr. Bergevin

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yeah but 5 is less than 7 or 8

Working at the bar lads it’s dead in here come down

Where is it

>Gold Cup final
>shit
Binlan I love you but please

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Basedburgh, Basedylvania

How much for a pint of lager, good sir

For you? It’s free :3

Girlfriend and I went to church. Then we went to McDonalds.
Now we are just dicking around cleaning.

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man like ZyWoo

post nudes

I'm searching for meaning in my life and if that means wearing panties then so be it

imagine celebrating winning a minnie mouse tournament in a sport mostly played by poor people

>here's your hotdog and a handshake Ms solo
>one hotdog, hold the handshake for Ms rapinoe

Yours first, then mine, then hers

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Loren Grey is so fucking hot lads

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firing up the john deere

what

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LIES

>I-it was for leverage, I swear! I really, really want to stay in backwater hickville until I'm in the later half of my 20s!

Sorry, Montreal, you got played.

he is very much out after those 5 years

desperate cope

business idea: Burkie does Coaches Corner now

out to montreal

That would be terrible.

>be in a community that would love you to death
OR
>be stuck in hon hon hon land where you have to be serious all the time
Gee I wonder why he is staying in carolina

Stop shitposting and get back to training, Kotka.

that's already the business idea for when Cherry croaks. Why do you think they've been exposing Burke so much lately? He's taking over Coach's Corner
which is when i will stop watching Coach's Corner

kek randys still fired up over the offersheet nearly a week later

seethe

>He doesn't like boomer Burke's hot takes

because he had success in the nhl compared to the 4th line grinders, enforcers, and career backups that make up the rest of the laffsnet panel.

So why did he sign the offer sheet

Is there a cloud of cognitive dissonance hanging over both carolinas that allows them to believe Aho's thrilled to stay for what he's being paid when dundon's all but said he would've offered far more than Montreal? Telling the international sports media you would've paid your holdout more than you did? Even dubas wasn't that fucking stupid

Id live in a dogshit state for 5 years if it meant I was gonna be super rich by the end of it. Who wouldnt?

Most likely his agent convinced him to do so.

is that Connor Garland?

You have this backwards. Peters vision is bad with the glasses on

so who does montreal offer sheet now?

>Even dubas wasn't that fucking stupid
dubas has been the most successful GM this offseason

>most successful GM this offseason
Key word this offseason

lmao no

Laine

for the terms of the contract, how do you still not get this

>Replacing two dman with literally equals of them
>Send off the only sandpaper the twink team had
>Successful

you consider cici and barrie a significant upgrade on gardiner and zaitsev? its more like a sidegrade at best and only 1 year at most.

>Key word this offseason
That’s two words

Barrie is also a rental LMAO

Feeling quite patriotic today, lads.

the contracts are significant upgrades, whether the players are or not will remain to be seen. However Barrie and Ceci are both right D, which the leafs desperately needed, and i strongly suspect Barrie will play better with the leafs than Gardiner

Coaches Corner is for smoothbrained retards

94062296

cringe. have sex, zoomer

As far as America goes, NC isn't even that bad

Gardiner was unironically the Leafs best dman

>red white and blue
more like red white and poo, like my toilet paper

you've obviously never watched a leafs game in your life

t. lefty wacko

based intestinal parasite poster

not even a significant upgrade either. zaitsev is making the exact same as cici, but cicis contract ends after next season instead in a few. barrie is only a good contract because of the retained salary but that only lasts for 1 year. i also dont understand how you will replace jihadri. sure he flips out in the playoffs, but that is still a 30 goal scorer removed from the lineup without really being replaced.

Feeling pretty empty inside lads

feeling frisky

quite boreded

Fill the void with something

fill it with deez nuts, bitch

explain to the folks at home what a hockey puck is

Order some pizza

explain to the folks at home what a braphog is

explain to the folks at home what shots on nets looks like

A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly

>zaitsev is making the exact same as cici, but cicis contract ends after next season instead in a few.
exactly
both overpaid but they don't have to keep one of them for the next 5 years
>barrie is only a good contract because of the retained salary but that only lasts for 1 year.
true and he'll definitely want more money after this season, but this at least gives the leafs a chance to try him out and see how he fits at a low cap hit. if he is a significant player for them they'll likely move some players/money around to re-sign him
>i also dont understand how you will replace jihadri. sure he flips out in the playoffs, but that is still a 30 goal scorer removed from the lineup without really being replaced.
kadri is a 2C playing on the 3rd line behind Matthews and Tavares. He's wasted on that line. They traded him for a good right D which they sorely needed, and a solid 3C (that put up the same numbers as Kadri last season) who can also play defensively, which they sorely needed

explain to the folks at home what busting means

Thinking about vocalizing a certain word

Jesse Puljujarvi

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I'm pretty bad beer league dman from Finland and just received something called "offer sheet" from some guy called 'Montreal Canadiens". Sounds like a fake name and wtf is "offer sheet", says something like they give me many millions for five years. Is this some new internet scam ?

Just checking in on you based big-dicked chads. What the fuck is up this summer, lads?

Taking a quick breather before round 3 with this beautiful instagram model i picked up last night.

You're all great people with lots of more room for improvement but are on the right track

Keep hitting those weights, cleaning up your diet, and no need to delete any hentai/fap folders, we all need to decompress now and then.

P.S. You'll all get QT GFs by 2020

he asked about busting in hockey not about busting inside hoes.

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

No I won't

dont tell me you think that kerfoot is in anyway not a significant downgrade on jihadri. kerfoot has never even had a 20 goal season in the nhl. at the same age, jihadri already had a 20 goal and 50 point season. nevermind the fact jihadri has had multiple 30 goal seasons as well. kerfoot was pretty much just as invisible last playoffs as jihadri. so yea you saved 1mill in capspace, but got a noticeably lesser player. the blueline is basically made entirely of rentals as well now, so if the capspace doesnt go up much and marner keeps playing hardball there wont be much money left to retain the blueline.

Kys

watching turnleft and everyone just crashed, lads

dubas seemed to like the idea of a lot of contracts coming up next year and he also has tons of confidence in their prospects i guess

how many hill billys died (shant F)

wanna hear a joke?

winnipeg jets defensive depth

just totalled cars, no dead randys sadly

>dont tell me you think that kerfoot is in anyway not a significant downgrade on jihadri.
he is a downgrade, i said that already. Kerfoot is a 3C, Kadri is a 2C. But the leafs don't need another 2C when they already have two 1Cs playing the first and second lines. They need defence. They got defence plus a 3C.

still not scared m8

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Is he a top 5 player of all-time?

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Amen fren, Lord knows I'm trying

went to the grocery store but you fags forgot to tell me not to buy something I dont need and now I have two dozen eggs

Make sure to inspect your eggs individually for cracks or for razorblades stuck in there

You know that writer H.P Lovecraft who wrote about the deap sea monster Ctulhu ? He wrote that Ctulhu lives in sunken city of R’lyeh. Did he actually mean Raleigh and just typed it wrong ?

I thought niggurath was in raleigh

Nah, he's behind in a lot of key categories to be considered one of the best ever. Who's the guy to his right in the Pens jersey?

>need defence [sic]
>trade for Barrie
Lmao

No, nigger wrath is in Raleigh, Niggurath is in another dimension

laughtenings at >laffs

i only buy egg whites i dont bother with the whole thing

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu Raleigh wgah'nagl fhtagn

>Four 2019 draft picks including a 2nd round picks have signed a contract before Hughes and Kakko
Both are busts

jack decided to commit to a 4year ncaa school so he can become a ufa instead

when will they lax the compensation for offer sheets? 4 first round picks is a bit much desu

>Kerfoot
>3C
You're going to be disappointed if you seriously think that

Where does he sign then?

if you thought that jake gardiner was bad, you are literally going to be begging for him back after a couple weeks of cody ceci.

Carolina and their fanbase has got to be the cringiest in the NHL

Kek remember how the bluejackets were supposed to get swept by Tampa?

I don't know that 7th man shit the Teds did a few years ago was pretty fucking cringe. Atleast the Penguins swept them that year

Im the smartest Finn in this thread

Cherry please we know you got canned but no need to come seethe on /hoc/

It’s the fifth line now

5th line 7th man same shit.

Looking back it was pretty cringe that everyone in gamethreads was calling themselves Ted.

We don’t need that shit anymore, this team is good enough to be riding on a fluke

what uni are you in lad

hes coming off consecutive 40 point seasons as a defensive-minded forward, if you don't think that's a 3C i'd like to hear your definition
Ceci is replacing zaitsev, not Gardiner

say that shit to my face in person, not online

Did Ted make the 5th line?

Even with le storm surge they were still bottom 5 in attendance last season lmao

5th line is just what we call the fan base and it makes sense, probably the loudest arena in the league at this point

I’m back what did I miss?

Metropolia

Imagine getting a rental dman who is hardly an upgrade from the guy you're replacing

wow that is even worse.

Lol imagine drafting a nigger

The rags have to get through arbitration with Trouba and Buchnevich first. Then they have to sign 2 other RFAs and possibly buy out a couple of players. Then Kakko.

sakic has been shopping him for a while now too. wonder what is really wrong with him.

His defensive game is shit

glad to see the leafs are still living rent free in all of your minds

nice, im university of eastern finland

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Columbus has the best defense in hockey
Seth Jones - Zach werenski
Ryan Murray- David Savard
Markus nuutivara- Scott Harrington
Plus Vladislav gavrikov dean kukan Adam clendening

Well >my team did but he busted in the AHL so it's all good.

Sakic has a habit of dumping players in their late 20's who are about to hit UFA. This is not new, he did the same with Shattenkirk, Statsny, Duchene. I'm sure there are more.

'troit

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that lafftard started talking about dubas. claiming >dubas has been the most successful GM this offseason. when all he has done is made a few sidegrades on the blueline, and downgraded his 3rd center. its not rent free at all retard.

I'm your professor and graduated from MIT

name a more successful GM this offseason

im CIA

>Rags still have to sign Trouba, Buchnevich, Deangelo and Kakko
>With 8 mil of cap space
How was giving Panarin 11.6 mil per year a good idea again?

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You see the rags are now strapped for cash until 2022 lundpads is a meme

>$6 million

sakic and shero made noticeable upgrades to a weak team, rather than just a few sidegrades to a team that was already pretty strong.

That's better than 7.5 or 8 that were getting thrown around.

>when all the reports beforehand were $7
saved one-third of luongo's legacy right there

Well it has become better than Nashville so you're right I guess

maybe he is talking about eriksson

>Draft a jew first overall
>immediately get two black players
hmmmm

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Eriksson has played his last game for the Canucks. In one way or another he will be gone by October.

I never knew they played hockey in brazilian favellas. I thought they were all about soccer.

You too ? Im also double agent with kgb

without being an intolerant retard tell me how adding those players dont significantly improve the debbies over last season.

>I never knew they played hockey in brazilian favellas
Imagine not knowing about Brazilian former hockey star Robyn Regehr

bustthews didnt sign his elc until july 21
hischier didnt sign his elc until july 15
dahlin didnt sign his elc until july 9
they usually take their time.

yfw the senators actually win the cup next season

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and Brendan Lemieux, and make room for Kravstov.

But Lemieux and Deangelo didn't file for arbitration, they will obviously take what's offered. Kakko is an entry level deal. They are buying out Smith or burying him in the minors, same with Belesky, which will give them another 6 million, and trading others like Namestnikov away at some point, and possibly buying out Shattenkirk or Staal possibly next year. The cap will increase significantly by 2022. The Rangers are still rebuilding, just because theyve made a few moves to speed it up doesn't mean they are anywhere near finished. the roster on capfriendly isn't what the opening night roster will look like.

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This website gives me anxiety and I need to legit stop coming here everyday

Yes and all 3 of them are busts
You only proved my point right user

burying a player in the minors doesnt really affect the salaryhit unless they have a 2way contract, which smith and belesky dont have.

thinking about riding to the sunset

That might be hard to accomplish. May I suggest riding towards it instead?

Then they must have changed the rules because they did it with Redden for years and Belesky last year. 2 way contract mostly means if You play in the NHL you make X, if you play in the ahl you make Y. You can still send 1 way contracts down, you just have to pay the full value of it.

Gonna go make some sandwiches for lunch lads.

that is what i meant. if you bury a bad contract in the minors it doesnt stop counting against the salarycap. burying smith and belesky wont free up 6mill in capspace, the majority of that salary will still count against the cap.

Thinking about sauna and shower

I think you can bury a 1 way but it's not a full salary relief, just a portion. Some 1 way contracts can't be sent down though like Lucic's

with a full NMC the team cant even send you back to the farm. a NTC doesnt prevent that tho.

don't underestimate me

Just want what's best for you

Thinking bout working out then getting high, same as every day til sports are bac

i think the 1 way contracts only get like a 10% relief when they get buried, its not very significant.

Having a plate with oak smoked cheddar, fennel salami, walnut sourdough, flake salt and butter. It's top tier tasty tbf.

Almost as tasty as a snipe in the top corner just after leaving the penalty box

i smell bad and im greasy but its sunday and i aint got shit to do, lads

who is going to end up being this years lucic/eriksson/neal signing?

Thsts pretty good plate sven. Cold smoke grayling or siik would have justified place in it.

you went to church like that?

Bobrovsky is going to get exposed now that he has a shit defense in front of him

went to what?

Implying he hasn’t been exposed multiple times over.

as a /hoc/ poster you should have been there front row center

Yeah, that would have been a nice addition for sure. Perhaps I should get some for next time

He has. But normies will realize that his 2 vezinas were flukes.

I was beating my dick with the leftover cum of my last fap.

Lee
Myers

Panarin

lee fits in model of the other 3 better than myers does

/hoc/ is a church blasphemer.

Ya but Myers also has a 6mil contract at long term and he's a big guy. I bet he will be a bottom pair dman in 2 years.

Because they are coloureds

need a new thread pronto

Soon.

in a few years tanev will be gone and myers will take his spot

new

...

shall
shant