Peru - Brasil

Ok anons i want my team to win today, I hope the mememagic gonna be real and the macacos do not rape us again

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Inti's light will shine upon you.

thanks arubanon

What level of coconuts and sunshine is your flag from? I'm on my phone, I'm guessing bermuda just for fun. How many mud patches lost cities of gold am I off by?

don't worry peru, kek is with you

Holy shit, the mememagic is real, i want to believe...

All of Scotland is behind you Peruanon.

Love from Germany! Our whole country supports you guys!

England absorbed all of your bad luck by finishing 4th in our last three competitions, just so we can send pure positive vibes to Peru. YOU CAN DO THIS!

Macacos gonna eat Turkey Soup today AHAHAHAHA

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England just sucks at Soccer

not a chance, turkey

Agreed

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There are some things even meme magic cant help with.

Go Peru!

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Fuck You Pig

el peru-ANO

posting ravioli for good luck against macacos

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I thought you Brazilians had experience that everything's possible. Like losing to Germany pretty badly. I think it was the worst defeat by a host country in history.

Weaboo Faggot

Keep believing, Yea Forums it will only make our victory even sweeter later

Theres a little gap of quality between Peru and Germany, spurdo

Plus we didnt trash Germany 5-0 like weeks before the 7-1

Perus chances rest on the shoulders of el PERUANO
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That's why it really doesn't mean that much if we lose, everyone expects it.

Yet...if we win, no one will let you forget it, it will be even worse than with Germany or Uruguay in the 50s

No Way!

Every time there's a finn in the thread it becomes 3x times as comfy

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>it will be even worse than with Germany
yeah keep dreaming
for you this copa america might be worth shit, for us is tuesday. nothing will ever be worse t han 7-1 because we will never get an equal chance to pay it back, we can trash you any year

>peruANOS think losing a mickey mouse cup that is literally happening every year will be worse than the 7-1

lmao my sides

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Only meme magic can do this

I am actually confortable with a Pooru win. Almost half century on the line, with memegentina and chileanos cucked and it will rekt Missi alegations of rigging.

so I'm gonna try making some pisco sours during the match
probably gonna fuck up the part with the egg

Just remove the yoke, my guy.

Yet... we're the ones who eliminated you in 2016, remember? Remember??!!??

Group phase means shit, when the match really counts, you couldn't beat either Paraguay or Argentina (without manipulation)

Buddy nothing will be worse than 7-1. It would be comparable if you guys win 7-1.

those simians bought this one
you don't have a chance, though I still hope you win

>drinking the messoy kool aid
Buddy your team was clearly inferior, you barely even qualified for christ's sake. Nice cope though.

Here's a webm from when Peru qualified for the WC, good luck Perubros I believe in you

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>Gracias Venezuela
Wasn't it Colombia that helped them?

Grazias

how does brazil 0-0 against paraguay. this shit makes no sense

Weak mind pussies can't handle chad busparking. Which is Peru's only path to victory today btw.

>counting the literal mickey mouse cup made solely for conmebol to get some quick bucks

damn being peruvian is sad

They tied 0-0 against Venezuela too
and barely beat Bolivia, with a penalty* to start the second half.

They only reason they trashed Peru 5-0 because Peru didn't give a fuck. They already were in the next round with 4 points. Also the monkeys had to prove they were good after tying with Venezuela and shitted on by the media.

>barely beat
>3-0

Being ABB and fat is bad for your brain

before the tenth minute on that match the refball was obvious, and argentina played way better even after the refball
but yeah keep believing your delusions
festejala que la robaste, macaco

Nigger you got fucking mogged, imagine getting scored on by fucking gabriel jesus of all people. Dani Alves buttfucked your team. Also, pic related is why I dont give a shit about your whining and bitching.

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>Putting a CHILEAN ref against peru
>Chilean Ref previously suspended for matchfixing

lmao can it get more obvious? Messi was right

>dont put a chilean ref waaah, put an argentinean one, specially after all the cries about brazil rigging against argentina

sounds very logical, thanks for your as always totally retarded opinion about football, america

> just ignore the ref was suspended for corruption

and the match Brazil vs. Argentina was the only one VAR wasn't used.

with 2 clear penalties

You're a monkey on full damage control.

VAR was used you fucking mong
VAR isnt just going to the screen to check; the ref consulted VAR in every of the plays you idiots are crying about
you dont even know what you are crying about what a goddamn retard

>X happened, so Y is not true!!
typical simian logic
yeag go ahead and make up your mind with all those excuses
thankfully, you won't be able to buy the WC
maybe then you'll stop believing your delusions and see how corruption fucked your football
festejala que la robaste, macaco

>festejala que la robaste
From the country proud of "la mano de dios" my sides

Keep crying messhit

CHI-bro here. Peru is the only South American team i can identify with. Even tho im white and everything its probably the 'Indio' in my genes.


BRmonkeys better start clenching dem assholes right about now. Peru is going to push your shit in good.

Of course I'm rooting for Portugal.

If we could buy a tournament, why not the fucking wc?

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Keep seething bitchboy

>all these seething simians
lmao
festejala que la robaste, macaco

Venezuela because if Paraguay won or tied then they would gone instead of us

>posting the same dumb thing in every thread
>H-HAHA THEYRE S-SEETHING

festejala que ganaste tercera posición, messhit

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That guy is just retarded, he thinks his garbage awful team, with 0 midfield, with messi playing like shit, managed by a no name fucking literal who idiot that doesnt fucking start dybala and puts di merdinha in, stood a chance. Also
>argies complaining about refball when their fucking wc is stolen
Come the fuck on.

SAGE POR SER PUTOS

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Vamos Peru!
Based kek meme magic will make you show them the way back to the jungle

>n-no, you!
LMAO keep those sweet macaco tears coming
empiecen a festejarla desde ahora, que hasta no jugar de local otra vez no ganan nada
>needing to change the ref on the final for a ch*lean suspended for corruption
>against PERU
the absolute state of VARsil

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>argentina
Lol, even the USA is a more respectable football nation nowadays. I'm sorry, but you're not entitled to an opinion on this sport.

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>the macaque doesn't even know what to say anymore
it's time for your daily dose of SOPA

Will there be a bundas celebratory thread?

Any slightly questionable call by the referee will be seen as refball and that Conmebol is corrupt as fuck. Yet, if Brazil convincingly beats Peru, nobody will give two shits.
We put both, Brazil and Conmebol on high risk low reward situation. Such is the power of crying all week.

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>Win and make Conmecbf a reality
>Lose and give Peru a kino timeline and invalidate all Missi's claims

I'm comfy

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just park the bus and you will have a chance

You could also thank Brazil for beating Chile, but seeing Venezuela managing to win against all odds and for no reason since they were out already was more impressing.

If we manage to play just as we did against Chile we could 7-1 Brazil again, but I have the feeling that won't happen again, imagine i'm posting a worried anime girl here.

im 6 foot 1 with blonde hair

can I go to peru and fuck woman I want

Lol, balding manlet

Brazil is going to crash peru with no survivors

What must it feel like, to finally reach a final of a competition after 100 years, only to be trashed? Kind of feel sorry for peruvians.

Any streams to watch the game?

Heh, here you go m8
*pisses in your throat*

cope some more faggot

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>If we manage to play just as we did against Chile we could 7-1 Brazil again
you couldnt score seven goals on us even if you took the entire match history

peruANOs got so delusional its gonna be great to spank you back into reality

tonight is your night (evening), peruANO

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Posting Maracanazo Dinosaur Energy for Peru

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cringe

I expect 7 Brasil - 0 el peruANO.

At least we had KINO finals destroying manlet Messi.

Is it true peru posts cp here

Lets send our power to Piru:

\0/ \0/ \0/

don't be afraid and just attack without thinking about the defense, peru! you can do it!

>At least we had KINO finals destroying manlet Messi.
>Out of WC 2018
>Out of CA 2019 Finals
>b... But we give missi a red card
LMAOing at your cope right now

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Gonna put a cheeky free bet on Peru. I wish you incas good luck.

Kinda sad that peruvians had to wait 59 years to reach a final only to get btfo, but at least they are used to be the bottom of the barrel in every field so maybe it wont hurt that much

If Peru wins should Trump invite them to the White House?

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It's just that one guy.

Kinda sad you have to cope in order to remain sane

Who are messoy fans rooting for? If peru wins you cant claim the tournament was rigged if Peru loses brazil the team that cuckes your god messoy wins

reminder that Odebrecht framed Copa America so Peru can win.

Check my digits!

How retarded can you be? He clearly means that accusing someone of stealing a cup while being a robber yourself is a moot point

Are hues good looking?

Well, I'll be damned.

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The day of the rope is here, Peru's subhumans, the clock is ticking...

DREAD IT

RUN FROM IT

HUESTINY STILL ARRIVES

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wait i thought we were rigging this cup

For me, it's Peru, la joya del Imperio.

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>A fucking macaco calling other people subhumans

The joke writes itself

Lmao at (You), fucking underages that just grew with our BICAMPEONATO and get cocky as fuck. Nigger we grew with a generation that was FUCKING LAST at the qualies to korea-japan 2002, FUCKING LAST EVEN UNDER BOLIVIA AND VENEZUELA and we just had to live with that because until then our biggest achievement was OUR DINO THIRD PLACE IN THE 1962.

Do peruvians really think a copa america means shit? lmao

The only tournament that matters is the world cup

We are not the villain in this story. We do what we do because there is no choice.

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Just prepare your anus dirty abominación. Brasil gonna rape you and Pedú back to wait 44 years again.

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i-it doesn't matter
JAJAJA
KKKKKK

>We killed La generación Dorada with our mediocre as fuck team
OH NONONONO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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We eliminated Chile twice and that's all I care. Either way we are gonna drink ourselves to death even if we only get second place. Because here in Perú we celebrate TRYING OUR BEST!!!!!!!

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