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Ben wins the rematch.
Masvidal is gangster.
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So is ben alive?
I WANT YOU ALL TO APOLOGIZE TO ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Too bad he's never going to get one
Honestly gutted about Ben/Mas
I guess the shitting on Aldo after Aldo/Gooby finally caught up with me.
George bless, hope Ben recovers okay.
Any footage of Diaz - Khabib scuffle in the crowd?
Jesus back Jesus back Jesus back
post original slip pic
Any Askren faceapp edits?
The next few cards are absolute shit.
I could have used a 15 minute intermission before Nunes/Holm, I didn't quite recover until midway through the Jones fight
haven't seen the animeleaf after prelims, kek
Wake up Jorge, give me the rematch
Yeah, it's a shame Masvidal is going to be flushed in the fights deciding number 1 contender. Oh well.
So I heard Jon won (again) and made the redditers mad (again)
Would you suck Jones PP if you got to be him?
Masvidal Post fight interview
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Another post interview
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>Decision (split)
How shit was the Jon Jones fight?
20th for mummy
just gotta look forward to the max fight bratha.
jones won again tho, right?
3 seconds into Cuban takeout and chill and Jorge hits you with the 3 piece combo, how you finna respond?
It was a routine win for Jones
Why is Babby georgie ducking Askren?
More like I woke up, give me the rematch
>Thinks he's the only one to make a profoundly bad bookie mismatch at garbage odds of +175
Did you bet on Ruiz to beat Joshua at +1250?
Don't mind me, I'm just going to try and slip by the rest of the card and nobody will notice I dropped my hands and got knocked out once again.
awful, both fought like cans
It was honestly a nailbiter. Jones controlled it every step of the way but you were alwas worried Thiago might heem him out of nowhere.
Probably isn't as entertaining live, knowing Jones won, I guess you just had to be there.
he's a pussy who only wins by fluke KO's
why is usman dodging colby so hard?
If Jones ever felt in danger, Im sure hed go back to Three Stooges level of eye ball molesting
well that sucked
I invented baby george "crybaby" masvicringe.
the only way a rematch happens is if one of them has the title and the other earns a title shot.
*entertaining AS live
Pretty much like how Francis/Stipe was edge-of-your-seat live
so basically whorehay can KO literally anyone at any time?
in many ways that makes him the best fighter of all time
Three piece and a soda is still reddit..... r-r-right bros?
I fell asleep and missed the entire main card.
Fuck my life.
Q: Why did you go for the flying knee
A: Cause he's a bum
Guys i sneaked into Jones' afterparty.
who can actually challenge Jones at LHW? Maybe Rumble if he ever wants to come back but if he continues training with Henri Hooft he'll never get better. Henri's fighters always choke
knee to the face from a full sprint
lol, trying to takedown a guy from full sprint
ahahahahahahaha
I invented bathroom ben
>Maybe Rumble
no
This face will haunt askren(fags) forever.
Go back to your mental asylum
he is the most well rounded fighter of all time, but not the best.
dc after seeing the santos fight
thats literally it
>Rumble
Hold up, we got a few more prospects coming up. Let Jones decision (split) them before we start bringing cans back from retirement.
torrent it. It will still be based.
Buddy.... it was probably card of the year so far desu. Good thing for u though, that all of the fights are entertaining to watch even though spoiled, you know?
JONES CHADS RISE UP
Seething
>DC
Bwahahaha you must really hate the man
Go check on Ben, go get some fans
Jorge is so frustrating. You see him steamroll fighters like Askren, Cerrone and Till but then choke vs Wonderboy and Maia. His worst choke is still vs Raging Al where he dominated the first round then coasted thinking he already won the fight only to lose via decision. If he doesn't get a title shot next, I could see him choking his next fight.
>What? You say you knocked me out?
>That's not my recollection of events
you now remember kj noons
dc can't beat santos
Just woke up and watched the maincard. Wtf that wasn’t the Heem day I wanted. At least Askren won the story of the fight.
Who has the Luke heem?
What if Jones intentionally fought a subpar fight to trick dc into taking the fight?
happy heem day bros
Now that the dust has settled, why is masvidal so afraid of chadkren? He cant keep ducking him forever
Look mate. Jon fights at the level of whoever he goes up against.
DC is elite. Jon came out with an elite performance and put him away.
Thiago, Smif, Glover, bunch of other guys, not elite, Jon does not bring that murderous energy.
Askren is jewish. Change my mind
Wait, was Dana cage side? Is there a webm of his reaction upon seeing Askren KO'd?
Its called fighting smart, something you know nothing about
none of the prospects are ready. they need more time to develop. Jones will fix the holes he showed tonight and none of them punch hard enough to stop him.
the weight cut will destroy old man DC. He's having trouble cutting to HW now.
thiago could literally be the hw champ. dc is megacan compared to him
he obviously is. His gimmick that he is a character from Weird Al's "white and nerdy" video is not something any self-respecting white man would adopt.
>If I see him at whole foods, imma still slap that dude up
What did he mean by this?
I just jerked off to Miesha's nudes. Ask me anything.
is he the shittiest "good" fighter ever?
Bisping's win confirmed not a fluke.
anyone see Felder's comments on Askren? He said Askren doesn't focus on sparring with strikers. He may train ad Duke's but he handpicks fighters that will just wrestle. It shows since he couldn't read a telegraphed flying knee.
In the conference just now Jon talked about being open to the Stipe fight as well so he definitely meant HW.
Make no mistake, Bones at HW is a fucking go. Winner of DC/Stipe fights Jones.
he means that if he run into ben askren while shopping at whole foods, he's going to serve him a three piece and a soda
whole foods is based. real gangster shit happens all the time.
weirdly walking and running are getting more common in mma. used to be side stepping or hopping and shit, but now fighters will walk or run more
i think it is the mastery of both stances and stanceless that lets fighter move through distances dangerous and safe since they now understand they don't need to move as unnaturally
look how rarely people trip on their own feet unaided these days compared to a decade ago
Only noncasuals will understand this
Santos literally beat Jones on the peoples score card are you people call him the GOAT? embarrassing, He can split decision a can who has one leg, very impressive
He legit got robbed in the Al fight, and he arguably beat Maia.
Santos got robbed and won the story of the fight
He's been saying this shit for years now. Remember when he said he'll move up to beat Cain? He never follows through. I see him taking a fight with Israel before he fights a HW. The only way to change his mind is by offering him a boatload of cash and if Stipe looks flushed.
>none of them punch hard enough to stop him
Are you serious?
Take a deep breathe son
in many ways my guy
Is Jorge the GOAT Hype Train destroyer? Give him Khabib
fucking gross
What is it about Cuban knees that attracts bums?
truly /ourguy/ and underrated as hell. will wipe out Adesanya
>Fights once a year
Not our guy you casual tourist
48-47 with one leg
>Is Jorge the GOAT Hype Train destroyer?
yes, because of his well roundness. He has zero glaring weakness in skills, cardio, power, chin, experience. He's quite beatable, but you're gonna have to actually be good at something to beat him.
Ask your mom
When they move askren around his legs are fixated in their position.
Asken is a racist cunt the best outcome here is that he dies. Its not "Marty" you racist autistic vegetable his name is Kumaru. In fact he changed it because of racist cunts like you.
And its Jorge not "George" this aint no peppa pig you crotch diving faggot.
You pronounce white fighters names well its 2019 Mr UFC corpse record learn about the names of other ethnicities if you dont want to get murdered and clowned publicly.
If you dont die tonight well in time you will learn to put enough respect on his name to pronounce it JORGE wont you MR BUM NAZI ASKRENFORIT.
> tf
> tp
shut up, you nazi
Can the 5 second KO record possibly be topped? A running flying knee against an opponent running in to shoot for the takedown is the fastest possible way someone can get KO'd. I don't see it ever being topped. At least, not for the next 10 years.
bla bla bla. save all this bs for the next antifa rally you unbelievable faggot
Decent bait
Everyone who lost tonight should retire desu. This was more or last their last chance at redemption and they all blew it. Except Askren, he should retire because of the brutal heem.
>Holly
>Luke
>Askren
>Sanchez
I'm just here to claim that comment
>He legit got robbed in the Al fight
he did but he should have never let Al into the fight in the first place. round 2 was close and round 3 he let Al win. My point is Jorge loses focus midfights if he's not 100-percent interested. If he doesn't get the title fight, I wouldn't be surprised if he loses focus and chokes especially since he claims he was promised it.
it's true. Jones walked through Santos punches. He never wobbled. He's also close to impossible to hit clean because of his reach. None of these prospects will be able to get inside close enough to land flush unless Jones lures them in for a trap.
He's the GOAT for a reason
it was really about 2.5 seconds. The only way it can be beat is with a more responsive referee.
>Kumaru
His name is Kamarudeen but for you it's Mr. Usman, fucking Nazi.
idk if Nagoya basho can top this card.
santa comes once a year and we all love him
LHW wasn’t enough to fix Luke’s chin. Seems obvious he needs to go to heavyweight
i too watched this youtube clip and read that comment
Remember when he and Nick were both talking all kinds of shit about going into boxing during the Strikeforce days? I swear we fell through a rift in the fucking space-time continuum somewhere along the way
Masvidal would heem Woodley
running spinning meme kick and this >a more responsive referee.
this has a better story than aldo/conor
>Went to bed early cause my sleeping pattern couldn't deal with 239 lvie
>Wake up to watch all the highlights
>Apparently last night BT Sport started moving PPVs to Box Office PPVs after years of it being completely free
how bad was the bong butthurt last night lads?
Reminder he thought he could beat Werdum
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As a Catholic man and a Ben supporter, all I can do is watch this 5 times and repent. Hopefully my boy is rejuvenated.
Askren was winning until he lost.
Askren beats any welterweight 9/10 times. That belt is as good as his
No one cared because finding streams is pretty easy lad
still
I remember being happy as fuck when they secured UFC rights at the last minute back in December.
I haven't had a bad word to say about BT these past 5 years - look at them ruining it with this bullshit.
was Jones ever good?
>He's also close to impossible to hit clean because of his reach. None of these prospects will be able to get inside close enough to land flush
That wasn't the argument.
If any of them land cleanly on Jones he's going to sleep. They have the power. Whether or not they can land is a completely different argument but they do have the power to put him out.
>be literally best ever
>was he ever good
nah he's shit for sure
the standing side kick is a meme that should not appear in UFC fights anymore. Holly Holm and Stephen Thompson against Pettis showed it just leaves you off balance and vulnerable to being KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT whenever you miss it.
when he was on every ped? yes. When he is natty? no. Santos flushed him
No one else deserves the title shot more than him. Usman rinses him though.
i legit think sincethat Sumo is going to play a roll in mma meta, as in pushes and shoves and the ringmanship of sumo, not the wedgie throws but more billowing your opponent into the cage using positioning and footwork then doing what you like the the opponent with their ass to the cage
>rumble
Santos is as dangerous only speaking of explosiveness and striking. Rumble has better wrestling, but santos has better kicks
If Rumble wrestles with Jones it'll be bad, so it'll look just like the Santos fight, except Jones will be even safer since he won't have any leg kicks to worry about
they really don't. Jones took a flush DC punch which ko'd the HW champ. He took's Smith's, TRTor and Machida's punches clean. Don't forget he also ate a Rashad Evans head kick too. His Chin is god-tier
just how bad is daniel "daniel cormier" cormier?
I'm a bit sad jones got exposed as a can but happy dc is a megacan now
Stay on your meds sperg
it's high risk low reward, madness, dumb
yeah I think hes shit also, doubt hes even top 5 in LHW
Cuckhold, Diego Sanchez and Gilbert Melendez are so done
Dana should force all three to retire.
Dude literally has the least padded record in UFC history. Bisping a close second.
Diego looked good whooping Mickey
>Bisping a close second
Uh lol what? Are you serious or just a deluded fanboy?
>Jorge talking about how he was in Ben's head
Look buffy you heemed the guy brutally but he was the one in YOUR head.
Handling this win very niggerishly.
What PPV is DC vs Stipe?
>ufc goat is a literal can
the absolute state of ufc
Can you name one with a tougher record?
Ben is a Bum
t.Seething "funk"sperg
Not that I disagree, but Chael
Look at Holloway's record when you take the finger out one of these days
Yeah ben really did a number on Masvidal.
He had him completly shook by the time the fighter happened.
Based
>you will never see Jon get brutally heemed
>you will never see Nunes get brutally heemed
>you will never see Jorge get brutally heemed
You must be seriously delusional if you think it's even possible to mess emotionally with someone who used to do street fighting. The only way you can beat a dude like Masvidal is to be more skilled than him like Wonderboy, not by making cringe comments for obese losers on an anime imageboard to larp up.
Jorge was out.
I disagree. Bisping's is tougher. Who did Holloway fight? Aldo, Conor, TCity, and a bunch of other bums? Nah I beg to differ my guy.
His is tough as well but Chael was on the juice his entire career so I'm not that impressed
>You got to see Ben as scream get heemed
Why would you want to see Jon heemed?
Guys, please post Shev webms from this event
Who did Bisping beat other than Rockhold? You're just a fanboy.
*Asscream
>W-why was Jorge mad?
Hahahahaha Askren Fags eternally BTFO
>You must be seriously delusional if you think it's even possible to mess emotionally with someone who used to do street fighting
Underage faggot. This thread in particular has been dogshit, I figure everyone worth a damn went to bed.
THREE PIECE AND SODA!
WHOLE FOODS!
You will see all these things user, just believe
Struck a nerve?
you will see nunes, not the others.
nice
>I figure everyone worth a damn went to bed.
So why are you still here? Mental warfare is the dumbest way to try and get an edge on your opponent, it's only implemented by mentally weak fighters like Mcgregor and Rousey and more often than not it ends up backfiring on them. Literally never seen Masvidal lose a fight cause he went in too emotional.
Go to bed moron.
Imagine seeing an old and flushed Robbie Lawler man handle BigTiddy "Funky" Asscream and still not realizing that he is a BUM
bros i'm still sad about rockhold, how do i fix this?
Bones definitely won rounds 4-1 Santos did well though, should have a rematch
>White fighters
What went wrong bros?
I'm talking about how good the fighters he fought not victories, moron. When you look at Bisping, you have
>TRT Vitor
>Rashad Evans
>Chael
>Hendo
>GSP
>Rockhold
>Gastelum
nice, wonder how many you can get on there looking just right.
did they have that shot for the OSP headkick
>definitely
The only rounds that were definite were 3 and 4, Santos easily has a case for 1,2 and 5.
No i was being irronic and you are an idiot.
I was backing Masvidal all along.
>Gastelum
My my my......
He fought an an old geriatric Henderson, a GSP who was coming off the couch after 4 years, and you dare say that he has the 2nd toughest record in UFC history? Dumb fanboy. I think even cowboy has fought tougher opponents than bisbum.
>Santos easily has a case for 1,2 and 5.
>2 and 5
fuck off
Based Bisping poster
Bisping/Anderson is unironically the absolute BIGGEST display of heart I have ever seen in MMA. Guy legitimately got knocked fucking unconscious by Silva yet still won the fight.
There is nobody as tough as Bisping.
>The Universe sent me to correct it's mistake of creating Ben Askren....
Jon 234 morons.
>2
Go get your eyes and brain checked
When the ref rolls him the bend leg stayed bend. it was really creepy.
santos won every round
in many ways the fans won tonight
>Tyron
Arthritis and flushed
>Ben
Paralyze for good
>Punk
LMAO
>Pettis
Waiting to be retired by Name.
Is Duke Roufus finally being exposed?
agreed, even though I think you're exaggerating for (You)'s.
legitimately one of the toughest fighters ever in the UFC, Bisping is one of the best.
Askren was winning for most of the fight until he got caught
Cowboy has had it tough too
>yfw Funky Ben still talks his way into a title shot
Nunes could unironically become triple champ if she wanted to.
fun fact: askren lost a grapling match to Pablo Popovitch. Pablo Popovitch lost a grapling match to Diego Sanchez.
Jones has looked shit over since coming back from suspension. If the hue didn't injury himself, Jones would have lost. Its only a matter of time until he does
he cant tho
Schev beat her, but she's pretty fuckin crazy. I don't rate women but fuck it, shes good
>paralyze
Fuck talk, he can't walk his way to a title shot anymore
wouldn't mind seeing her fight at 135 mens tbqh, not joking, be interesting to see
He's still undefeated minus a fluke which would KO anyone
where were you when jon became just another can in hamills record?
I'm not exaggerating
You have technically competent guys like Conor who are worldbeaters at striking, or very talented guys who are gaslets like Kevin Pee, that just give up under adversity, but Bisping genuinely never gave up. You had to either heem him asleep or choke him out. Not my most boyed fighter of all time but you'd have to be insane to disregard his level of heart
>Hey dana, is that the best you got?
That Askren heem was fucking awful. Like, the worst thing ever. More embarassing than the Aldo KO. Aldo at least got 1 hit before sleeping. This nigga just died.
LHW fighters who beat Jones
Walker
Reyes
Volkan
Racik
Walker
any other names I should add to the list?
Even Hamill says he shouldn't have won that fight lol
>hes still undefeated except the loss from ufc that shocked the world
imagine losing to thiago "literraly who" santos
no Ben just made it more redeemable as a fluke KO
>Schev beat her
No she didn't
Lel
>Volkan
lolno
Nunes' entire run is based on strikers.
If Dern can get her to the ground she wins.
rumor says dana paid hamill 5 million us euros to say that to keep the hypetrain going
Ben was giving the thumbs up
ur mum
What did he mean by this?
who will *
blackovic
Nunes would unironically heem Askren
the fluke loss
is askren actually any good or was he just overhyped from fighting cans?
I can't tell anymore
Ngannou wins the rematch
yea,i guess it'd be pretty interesting seeing a bitch get actually murdered
As fun as it is to watch Ben canskren get heem'd, can we please get DJ back now?
it's pretty embarrassing
This but also Cain does too.
How do you beat Masvidal? Is he the best fighter to ever exist?
What the fuck are these eyebrows
That losing to a fluke flash KO sucks
Ew why is she sitting next to that can
Would Masvidal be getting more hate for those shots after the knee if it wasn't such a good knockout and against a guy who talks so much shit?
ONE really robbed the UFC.
Is Porier going to beat Khabib?
Why the fuck are there two /heem/s?
I have an excellent post ready but I want to maximise my (you) dividends.
We must UNITE.
He is getting a lot of shit from people. I think it's w/e
Asscreamed literally ducked his head into Jorge's knee and people are calling it a fluke lmao. Kneeing a wrestler in the skull isn't a fluke, it's just simple logic.
Sisterhood ended with Antonina
Now Roxanne is my new sibling
>this fighting clock is brought to you by mode-
>OOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE
IS
STILL
MY
no, it happens often, when you are koed you cant actually complain. vae victis.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOY
No
Getting a KO like that in 1 second Is just lucky no matter who was fighting
The other one was made 6 minutes after mine.
Try it on Khabib.
STILL
MY
BOOOOY
!!!!!
Redditors think they are clever celebrating a fluke KO of one the sports GOAT's. They have another thing coming when Ben signs the new contract.
What happened?
Reminder that Dustin trains at the same gym as Masvidal. The Khabitch meme ends soon.
Kind of funny how much masvidal hates Askren and is trying to flip it on him like he talked so much shit. Askren just said a bunch of corny meme shit and he is a mad baby
I unironically doubt Jon is even top 5 LHW atm, he seems so pathetic without juice
crazy that ben "funky" askren has taken more damage in 2 ufc fights than probably his whole previous career
*beats askren*
Santos lost you bum
What's with all the Askren cope itt?
he hasn't even really been tested though. A bunch of cans vs one. You can't even say he won 100% vs Lawler and then he got rekt vs masvidal
Khabib can't lose to Dustin. He has to only lose to Tony and Conor.
Askren IS good.
I'm getting shades of Aldo/Gooby from the response to this fight. You can't just discredit a man's whole career from on fight that ended quickly. ONE is filled with roidmunsters so Askren certainly wasn't beating cans. You can go and watch DJ fight in ONE and watch him get tagged hard by Wakamatsu and Alvarez heemed sleepy by Timofey. ONE roidhead fighers are no joke.
Askren was both Lellator and ONE champ. His wins are by no means non legit. But at the same time he can't demand a rematch because he refused Robbie one.
In short Askren WAS good but we will see if he recovers well enough to be a contender in the UFC. he took a brutal fucking shot and you have to take that into account. Weidman beat Silva twice but he got murdered by Yoelito in the same manner as Mas/Ben and never was the same.
I think Askren might end up as a big "What If" in the UFC.
Doubt he comes back from this fully desu, but just because Jorge is a hard man doesn't mean Askren's previous opponents weren't
>Kneeing a wrestler in the skull isn't a fluke, it's just simple logic.
1/50 of those type of attacks deliver, if it happens you get a Yoel type highlight, but most often you get a takedown or have to defend it, shit happens, but
HE
IS
STILL
MY
BOOOOOI
>Kind of funny how much masvidal hates Askren and is trying to flip it on him like he talked so much shit.
yeah, guy is pretty unlikable, only noble thing he did in life is KOing Till.
Do you think Jorge remembers that he and Bisping hate each other or did they both forget?
Honestly has ANYONE lost in more embarrassing fashion than Askren?
And really, is there even a better guy to lose in such fashion than Askren?
I think not
by split decision lol
Ok
nice
Don't reply to the cringy kpop fatty
Askren wins the rematch btw lads. I hate to say it but elite wrestling almost always beats striking, this was an amazing exception that needed to happen though.
I am so FUCKING HAPPY that fucking jew Askren got raped.
He has that whole jew "hehe look how smart and intelligent I am" aura around him
The smugness of jews is their downfall
It isn't just one fight though. Lawler wasn't even a clear cut win for him and he's already getting old. It's gonna be what, another 6+ months before he even has another fight
Can't wait to see how Ben looks in the coming weeks
>And really, is there even a better guy to lose in such fashion than Askren?
yeah
you when you were born
boom roasted
based and redpilled
Which begs the question
Just how good are smellator fighters?
Not a flying knee so...
>jorge got a fluke win
>askren didnt
lol
You could argue it was a fluke, so you could say it wasn't that embarrassing. I would say Woodley vs Usman was the most embarassing. It just looked pathetic
Tiago looses
Askren looses
mma numales;
>but he le loosed faster, if you can defensivly and loose by decision or submission its only half a loss
why do mma numales rate KO loss as double loss?
HE
IS
STILL
MY
BOOOOOI
all his good fighters are just old as fuck. tyron lost because he never executed duke's gameplan, ben lost because he did the most predictable thing imaginable for ben askren to do.
pettis is a good boy, and listens to duke roufus. when duke says superman punch off the cage, pettis executes.
this but unironically
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>Askren wins the rematch btw lads.
hahahahahahah go drink some coffee.come back later
Based
It was just a fluke. He wins the rematch 99/100 times
When is Johnny Walker gonna fight again. It's been a long time
Why aren't you drilling flying knees yet?
BASED
He's really only had maybe 4-5 prelim tier wins.
>looses
weidman vs walker make it happen dana
Yes he does, a fluke happens to the best, even GSP. The rematch is GSP vs Serra 2 esque
Who fights Jones next? Disappointed we won't ever see him fight Rockhold.
Be serious
>Why don't you take me down
>To Funky To... *SMACK*
Seeing Askren get btfo brought me out of crippling depression. It all played out so perfectly
honestly even drunk cockhold that we saw today would heem jon "can" jones
>He lost the fight so fast that he didn't lose the fight
>even though his body was frozen like a statue from being slept so bad
Worst cope since corner
it brought me into depression because if an intellectual such as himself can't even win how can I
IT WAS A FLUKE
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>He wins the rematch 99/100 times
calling it a fluke is bad wording, flying knees are high risk high reward attacks, askren took masvidal fight too casually, similar to crocop-gonzaga KO. if askren and masvidal fought 10 times, 8/10 would go to askren.
ben's not a jew
jews don't fight
ben is as WASPy as they come
he's form fucking Iowa ffs
Unironically Jon is finished. He’s getting heemed in his next fight wonderboy style
is a flying knee the bum flusher move?
No, he has aspergers. Compare him to anyone on the scale, the way he talks is even reminiscient of CWC. Askren is literally a powerful autist.
Don't doubt his retard strength, I bet he gets a title shot before jewgay
he was still fucking stiff whilst being rolled over kek, checked too
Has Jones ever been rocked? It's crazy how he seems so unfazed by everything.
Yea all those anglos with a head of curly nigger hair right?
Wrestlebums kryptonite
literally no one ever in the history of all recorded sports
Whether or not Robbie was out it was brainlet IQ for him to go limp. Herb saw what he saw. I'm just saying, Askren's previous wins are no joke. He asked if Ben was ever good and I'm saying definitely. UFC champ tier? IDK but he was by no means a bum. Saying so robs Jorge the respect of his win also. Jorge didn't heem a can, he heemed someone legit. can't rob that from him
I am just disappointed because I wanted to see Askren fight. His first UFC fight was short, this one even shorter.
He hasn't shown off any of his impressive wrestling at all
>lose in such fashion
>loss
>but also double loss
why do mma numales think this way?
Yeah his leggin sticking up. It was like herb was moving a maniquin.
It's like a level about a leg shaking heem.
it's quite common in britain
We need to clean up MMA as a sport. No wrestlers should ever be dominant, I say bring back Pride rules. If you want to lay on the ground, why in hell shouldn't I kick your fucking head off?
I honestly wonder who Ben Askren would fight next?
CM Punk lasted longer.Poor Askren now your butthole is your new mouth
If colby loses I think he should fight him
Had there been a lingering feud between Masvidal and Asscream going on? I doubt that the weak trash talk made Masvidal so furious.
he's from wisconsin
askren shooting for takedowns in the first seconds of the fight is dangerous because everyone knows he's going to do it. jorge actually came prepared and threw his counter before askren even started to shoot.
i like ben, but askren has unfathomable holes in his game. he's too old to learn striking now, and he should probably just retire.
dude needed 2 other people to carry him out of the octagon, because Santos leg kicked him a couple times wtf are you talking about retard
Ben Askren trained Cm punk as wrestling, Maybe Ben asscream is the reason punk failed
genuinely wanna see askren v punk to bad they at the same gym
Or Lawler rematch
I hope so.
Yeah just the loser of that match actually
That's not what rocked means you dumb ESL.
Masvidal is racist against GOAT wrestlers
There's a retard born every 2 seconds.
looks like cm punk did galloping toward his opponent
Imagine if Askren died, I wonder if they still do the rest of the fights after.
Actually CM Punk vs Askren is a brilliant idea
i will KO you with a leg kick you limp pussy
he has 0 wins in the ufc and has looked like a bum in both of his fights, he needs a max top15 opponent next
>hey listen, when these types of things happen the show must go on
>I say bring back Pride rules. If you want to lay on the ground, why in hell shouldn't I kick your fucking head off?
>no knees or elbows
>askren shooting for takedowns in the first seconds of the fight is dangerous because everyone knows he's going to do it.
extremly stupid move from Askren especially in first seconds of the fight when you know that people enter unpaced.
>he's too old to learn striking now
he doesnt have to, nor does Khabib.
>lucky knee
no such thing, no such thing as a doubles loss as well.
>casuals screeching about wanting a Masivdal rematch
>same casuals didn't want a Lawler rematch
honestly braindead
I dont think I ever saw a latina suck a non-black dick in an amateur porn vid
Which begs the question
Just how cucked are latinos in america?
he became a brown nationalist when going on that telemundo show.
>A girl
3 piece and a soda
Only time Jones was remotely in trouble in terms of being heemed was with Rampage and he GTFO the way at every big shot. never been rocked once
Same here, his UFC fights didn't answer any of the questions people had lel
He's right you're the retard
God damn that’s so top memes right there
ben is the retard.
*walks into a knee like a bum*
>what is a fluke
robbie won
>"i'm not the freaking referee ok"
bet you wished you were tonight kek, fucking bum.
>an unlikely chance occurrence, especially a surprising piece of luck
He prepared to do it. He did it. It worked.
How is that a fluke?
remember when Chris Leben said that time he got knocked out so hard for 3 days afterwards he thought the fight was only 10 minutes ago. Askren finna be put into a retirement home after that knee
makes me wonder...would wwe casuals change their mind about "KO=double loss" if we would allow fighter to finish submissions until death or if you win by decision or TKO you execute your opp gladiotor style?
>How is that a fluke?
no such thing as a fluke, askren made a dumb move and it payed of to a risky opening move from masvidal
1 loss = 1 loss
agree? or
1 loss = double loss
Coping Askren Fag. Ben is a BUM.
He looked so comfy after falling down
I honestly think that Dana went out of his way to acquire Askren specifically because he wanted to punish him.
Robbie and Masvidal were both TERRIBLE matchups for Ben, he's lucky he even made it past Robbie.
How do us whites not anger our Cuban overlords? I'm more than willing to give my Aryan GF to a Cuban bull so he can put his Superior seed in her.
my boy sam hyde is a real killer, would heem masvidal for sure.
anyday
>dicky and sam
OK, when was this pic taken?
I would rather call it a triple loss and a soda
definitely a few years after world peace was cancelled judging by the beard
is that a knoife in dickies pocket?
Ortega loses the rematch.
btw Jorge Masvidal is anti Fidel and Anti communism. Remember that before you call him reddit.
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>definitely a few years after world peace was cancelled judging by the beard
sam used to be cool but he became a total tranny degenerate after the book deal, he is trully messed up as a person, Charls is my boy now.
she got fat.
Delete this and no one gets heemed.
The only way to beat Masvidal is to respect him before the fight. See Maia and Wonderboy.
Santos would of won if he walked forward.
Santos broke his knees.
Jones did a lot but only landed leg kicks
can't deny the truth. sam is the GOAT in decline, but charls has always been PURE.
is there any cuban lws? canbab needs to get a missile to the dome
>Jorge Masvidal is anti Fidel and Anti communism. Remember that before you call him reddit.
NOONE CALLED MASVIDAL REDDIT EVER
relax you fingol, he won spectaculary, he has another win, askren has another loss. His talk about askren is bloody weird.
>sam is the GOAT in decline, but charls has always been PURE.
from what I know, charls was always the creative behind the scence, but sammy just became a total weasel once he got fame.
> 2016
this was before he went on telemundo and was brainwashed by the executives into becoming a marxist.
You need to stop posting so much. Everything you say is pure cringe
Calm down my man. Put the knife glove down.
Half of me thinks Masvidal is a douchebag, he plays the victim all the time and pretends people are crossing the line when they're not. Takes things way too seriously.
The other half of me realises that Masvidal is exactly what I wish I was, if I had the toughness he had and never froze up in confrontation and just fought I would've had a decent childhood. He's a savage.
>from what I know
parroting channing doesn't mean you "know" anything.
I'm gonna have a fap soon don't worry.
I agree. Imagine Machida with a gut, power and a chin and drinking energy drinks instead of piss.
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khabib looked shook
It's alright, MIchael, just stop talking shit about him on your podcast.
dont do that
When did everything go so wrong?
I wish I was Bisping. I wish I was you even.
Did anyone record it on their phones?
Imagine how badly Khabib would beat Nate
okay mom.
where the fuck do you have a macedonian humor show reaction image from ?
Charls shit on youtube is pretty funny
Nate should present a decent match up with his solid boxing, jiu jitsu and cardio but he'll just get wrestlefucked for five rounds and call him a bitch every now and then.
Nate had to defend his title of the undisputed king of LW division.
>implying you wouldn’t want to see that
Ali is such a bitch
If you're under 6 ft. and you never heemed anyone then you shouldn't be allowed to post in /heem/.
Dont write me off yet heem
Why? because he beat a 145er at 170? cant base his skillset off his Conor victory, Nate fucking sucks
>the plot thiccens
Will Askren try to change his game? Or will he immediately shoot like always? U
The only fight to make is Askren vs Till for the toiletweight championship of the world.
kek
>Fastest knock out in UFC history
Hot damn, i didn't even realize. Askren might actually end up kys'ing himself.
>choked against wonderboy
You mean outclassed by wonderboy
>fall for the same meme move that Masvidal tried in his last fight
what would you do if you were ben? would you end jorge and his kids for ruining his life?
Based
this is what beats the churka khabib
Honest question to Askren fans: Do you think he's flushed? Were you guys actually impressed by his win against Lawler?
Diaz bros are the ultimate fight IQ test. Wrestling and leg kicks will always beat them.
That's how I knew that Cowboy will never ever be a champion.
So is July 6th gonna be /HEEM/day or no?
When? he did a running nut shot last time
Close enough desu
Santos won the fight but Jones wins the rematch
He's over, Dana is gonna let him go before the month ends.
Which is more embarrassing: Being a Roufusport Athlete OR Being a Hard Knocks 365 Athlete. Both seem like can factories in 2019
who wins the story of the rematch?
Nah, there are still a lot of shitty welterweight fighters on the roster.
Thompson
Till
Pettis
Ponzi
Also, holy fucking shit, let him fight Maia. He's not gonna get knocked out in that fight, lol.
Khabib doesnt go for blind takedowns like ben and when he does he shoots low enough that a flying knee will miss. Khabib isnt a retard
He was just changing it up a little
Jones
muh he did adjustments and improved
Sam has become fucking ugly. Not that he's ever been good looking, though.
Askren vs Maia is the most obvious fight ever
okay based
The whole thread about asskren and cansvidal
and not a single one of stronk slav heeming the virgin cockhold
I DEMAND WEBM NAO
ps told u luke is a can, bisspiss killed him
I've been watching MMA for a long time now. What usually happens when you have two good grapplers fight is that it will turn into the shittiest kickboxing match you'll ever see.
So I'm not looking forward to it, desu.
Serious question:
Should Ben Askrens wife have to service Masvidal sexually with her mouth until he finishes? in medieval times she would
"Rockhold is flushed" isn't some esoteric knowledge, my man. People here are mostly trolling. Everyone saw that KO a mile away.
Why do you have a picture of a deceased serbian gypsie singer saved on ur pc?
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say that to his face bro
Lots of heemers were saying they dont see how jan wins puke
so not all, not even close
>Khabib isnt a retard
He chimped out during the biggest fight of his career and got suspended
here bro, always glad to post the Puke getting flushed
>muslims chimp out
Its their natural state
Ehh.. maybe I'm projecting a bit. But yeah, the point is Rockhold has been flushed for a while now. I like Blachowitz. His fight vs Jones should be fun.
Kek based, this heem made my day
God bless
Listening to the post fight presser now and Jan is so based and humble.
>has reach on everybody
>can do technical kicking like butterflies
>legit on the ground
>for some reason never does obliques/front kicks and fights with shiiter gameplans than fedor while having even worse chin
How is he so fucking stupid?
Early stoppage
why couldnt someone just bait him into diving and land some knees? just tell him muhammad sucks pig dicks or something, he seems to get triggered easily
Masvidal loses to Askren 9 times out of 10 and you're a fucking brainlet reddit poster if you believe otherwise.
wowwwww wowwww wowwww wowwww wowwwww Mas-vi-dal just made a statement
Its kinda funny askren lost to a knee to the head, literally the only counter he had to watch for
Masvidal is still a can, but he's fun and has nice shirts
You dont want muzzies to issue a fatwa for you
Is there anything better than watching wrasslefuckers get btfo?
yeah no fights in dubai then
Watchu guys think with the up and coming lhw title contenders walker and rakic
Is jones gonna get fucked up really soon
Damn. Black dude going for the single. You don't see that often.
Did they really throw Val in a van to have her throw punches at a Dave and Busters?
Is this fair criticism or a Cheeto fingered h8r?
youtu.be
God dammit.
she's a company gal bro, she'll do anything in her power to raise the PPV buy ceiling.
This. I'd even say 1 and 5 were pretty definitely Santos'
He heemed a unidimensional fighter with an inflated record fighting b-tier competition. Name one other fighter who is good in the ufc who literally just wrestles
Except Khabib isn't a pure wrestler. He is smart enough to know that if you literally just try to wrestle in mma you will get intercepted by a knee
Lmao cope
Speak for yourself
how many times do you think it takes to be humbled and knocked out brutally before you realise you're shit and need to adjust your attitude and style?
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. Well, it's kind of a short story.
see Lee, Conor, Diaz and so on. they still keep going