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>Everton owner Farhad Moshiri wants the Toffees to look into signing Atletico Madrid and Spain striker Diego Costa, 30, as he looks to make a "statement signing" this summer. (Mail on Sunday)

Manchester United are the only club interested in signing Leicester and England defender Harry Maguire, but the Foxes want £85m for the 26-year-old. (Sun on Sunday)

>Arsenal are interested in Bournemouth's Scotland winger Ryan Fraser, 25, as an alternative to Crystal Palace's Wilfried Zaha. (Sunday Mirror)

Brentford are set to sign Leeds United's Sweden defender Pontus Jansson, 28. (BBC Radio Leeds)

>Germany goalkeeper Manuel Neuer, 33, is considering leaving Bayern Munich this summer, according to his agent. (Suddeutsche Zeitung - in German)

England full-back Danny Rose, 29, heads a list of eight players that Tottenham are looking to offload this summer. (Mail on Sunday)

>Lazio midfielder Sergej Milinkovic-Savic's agent has flown to London for talks with Manchester United representatives about a potential transfer for the 24-year-old Serbia international. (Sport Mediaset - in Italian)

Bournemouth and Netherlands centre-back Nathan Ake has emerged as a shock £40m target for Manchester City. The 24-year-old would be signed as an alternative to Leicester City's Harry Maguire. (Sunday Mirror)

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>Bournemouth have agreed to sign Luton Town's English full-back Jack Stacey, 23, for £4m. (BBC)

Ghana forward Jordan Ayew, 27, will join Crystal Palace from Swansea for around £2.5m as soon as the Africa Cup of Nations ends. (Guardian)

>Manchester United's Belgium striker Romelu Lukaku wants to leave the club and has been offered to Juventus and Napoli. (Sun on Sunday)

Real Betis and Spain Under-21 left-back Junior Firpo has attracted interest from Liverpool and Barcelona. (Muchodeportivo - in Spanish)

>Newcastle midfielder Sean Longstaff is "bitterly upset" about Rafael Benitez's exit and the 21-year-old is therefore considering his future at the club. (Sunday Mirror)

Benitez wants to take 29-year-old Venezuela striker Salomon Rondon from Newcastle to his new club Dalian Yifang in China. (Mail on Sunday)

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>been off /trans/ for nearly two days
>still no liverpool signings
ngl, i'm getting sweaty now

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You signed Sepp van den Berg, laddo.

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sorry for the cross-link lads but it's a necessary one
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i need MORE

Christ this thread might archive again if I don't bump it.

>Inter Milan have confirmed striker Mauro Icardi is not in Antonio Conte's plans next season.

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all rumours just died off yesterday, as if no one could be bothered anymore
anyway

>de gay

Don't mind me. I'm just here for the konta posting.

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>Juventus are preparing a £120m bid for Manchester United midfielder Paul Pogba as part of their plan to become Europe's No 1 commercial club. (The Times)
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CLOWN WORLD SHIT?

£120m for him is cheap when Longstaff is due to cost £50m

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>Manuel Neuer is considering leaving Bayern Munich because of the club's lack of ambition, according to his agent. (Sunday Mirror)

>Manchester United are prepared to offer £30m to Newcastle for midfielder Sean Longstaff. (The Times)

Really?

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>Damn English
Or, you're just not big enough to be on centre court? Pretty sure the Tennis Association isn't purely English either.

>£30m for Longstaff
still seems too much. Played how many matches? 10? and has a knee injury??

£50m is the number being said by the Manchester Evening Standard. I guess it's because he's 21, Home Grown, English Tax and PL Tax. If he's there for 10 years, £30m is great.

it's too much but can you really blame clubs for gouging man u when they always pay up?

That £50m could be massive for Newcastle. Could facilitate a big signing like HMV or Debenhams

>Arsenal fans have called for owner Stan Kroenke to sell the club during a protest in their opening pre-season clash.
At least Lacazette told Arsenal 'fans' they ain't winning titles any time soon. Sadly he should have said something like 'without massive money spent on quality players'. That might make Stan care. Hah. Who am I kidding lmao.

Is Alderweireld going to be sold this window? Would be bants if Arsenal signed him. Surprised they're not. Prob because he won't.

by look of it the thread got archived because of UFC bullshit

have never understood how that got popular on here

how can the cricket world cup be called that if there's 10 teams participating

Because theyre the ten best teams in the world

Because the level of quality would be reduced if we expanded it any further.

UFC has become the number 1 interest in the American Midwest after having sex with siblings.
/pol/; the busiest board on Yea Forums/4channel is filled with people STILL bandwagoning Trump

it makes sense why UFC is popular on Yea Forums

What does Trump have to do with it? I don't get why it is popular. Halp. What's going on.

Trump's irrelevant in this situation. It was popular on Yea Forums before he even announced his campaign, let alone got elected. I just think UFC is glorified WWE.

>Jose Mourinho has turned down a record £88million (€100m) contract to manage Chinese club Guangzhou Evergrande, according to Sky sources

look how busy /pol/ is. filled with pro trump crap STILL.
who are still stupid enough to follow him and believe he's gonna build a wall? mid western americans
if anything it has just revealed how many midwestern americans lurk Yea Forums

just like to add that anyone outside US following UFC outside of Connor McGregor fights is a contrarian who doesn't like sport and probably following NFL at one point

200 teams worldwide compete for the world cup and it's fine

wonder if he's got another job in mind then

Yeah there was qualifiers for the cricket as well

haha

He doesn't want to face Rafa.

really surprised he has moved to China.
He lives in England because he loves English cooking i.e. kebabs, curries etc

Guessing he got money enough to secure his next two generations

think his kids are in schools in Liverpool and they even stayed there while he was at Madrid

>almost 5am
time for bed now. please buy more players, levy. and don't sell rose

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Rose + money for Digne would be good

>Arsenal have loaned defender Daniel Ballard to League Two side Swindon Town on a season-long basis.
>Born in Stevenage
>Plays for Northern Ireland
L e l.

Asensio to Spurs

Oxford missed out on Jorge Grant. I'm not too upset, I think we need a more creative midfielder. Sadly dunno who. I wish we'd look elsewhere in Europe for people.

Last night I dreamt that Trossard won and scored a penalty in the first game of the season

Ceballos announced tomorrow
Lo Celso next wednesday

Bump to keep this thread alive.

>Egypt coach Javier Aguirre was sacked just hours after the hosts were knocked out of the Africa Cup of Nations by South Africa.

W E W

>Bournemouth want 25mil for Mings

Utter shithousery on their part, he was worth less than 10 6 months ago

Ahh, Javi, or some say Javi Martinez… Do you hear our prayers? No, us scousers will not abandon the dream. No one can catch us, no one can stop us now!

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Looks like we're keeping Trippier for some reason so I'm guessing it'll be something like

-----------------Kane---Son
------------------Ceballos
------------Sissoko---NDombele
Rose---Jan---Toby---Sanchez---Trippier
--------------------Lloris

Has to be 5atb because Trippier at RB is a disaster

Trippier is going

Where?

On a trip to the pier

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>5atb
Maybe if Winks is in the pivot. Sissoko and Ndombele are more than enough to protect the defense.

Is this what Yea Forums has come to?

he always wanted to be a baseball coach but can only get good football coach gigs, true story told by himself

What did he mean by this?

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Means he's coming to Liverpool.

Chelsea now have a massive warchest from Morata and Hazard sales. Who will they buy now?

>from Morata
paid next summer la
>Hazard
not sure how much halal paid so far

Did you know Jamal Blackman is actually a black man called Jamal?

lee cattermole, mark noble, will grigg the list goes on...

uncapped south americans

>Jamal
would have never expected someone with that name to be black

mfw once accidentally called him tyrone blackman while talking to a chelsea fan
he didnt notice

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You'd know best you cheeky fucking kike

Spurs have a youth goalkeeper called Alfie Whiteman

based

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What a tragedy

says the man with no foreskin

>going to liverpool for you anniversary
grim

Based

>is a whiteman called Alfie

Looks a bit of a poofter as well. A proper Alfie

They can't spend it, I doubt Roman is going to save it for two seasons

Honestly think they're going to end up in the bottom half of the table

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The best English musicians are brummers don't @ me

Is Steps any good?

Our best are literally all Mancs and that's a common known fact

Any Dad to Family FC return news?
There is noone who can fill his position in the team

Oasis are shite mate

Hello who are Everton signing. (And not Diego Costa because thats a bs rumour.)

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Sorry to say he is joining Slag FC on a ten year contract. Announcement this afternoon.

It's basically only the Smiths and oasis

ridiculous statement
sabbath and duran duran fine, and then what? fucking elo and other such shite
birmingham is a shit football city and a shit music city

"The PL premium"

Jadon Sancho next summer if Pulisic doesn't cement his place in the first team.

Him and Odoi are butt buddies.

Based and metal pilled

Odoi will be at Rangers or some shit next year. He is permacrocked now.

Anyone who likes metal is a neckbeard loser

That will be 200mil + tip.

you could go for luis suarez
barcelona and everton are now bros

Art is subjective, anyone who criticises people for liking something is a grade a cunt

Would rather have Malcolm desu

>Still celebrating a scum goal

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you can have them both

>Luis Suarez scoring the winner for Everton in a Merseyside derby
That would be a sight

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>jansson to brentford
>roofe to rangers
What the fuck are Leeds doing flogging all their good players? Do they not want to go up?

imagine these two football gods reunited with andre the magician gomez
and if you close your eyes enough you can see them wearing the everton kit in the pic
pls take suarez and we'll include malcom and valverde for free

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>Valverde
Pass

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Stone Roses
NEW ORDER

What is Valverde even good at?

Is Llorente still at Spurs or a free agent?

Fucking hell I doubt Suarez even remembers Everton exist

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>blood on the toilet paper
L-lads.

That's nothing, I blew my nose this morning and a wodge of semen spurted onto the tissue

AIDS

But I've never had sex!

no need to use him, just take him away pls

looking miserable and being ridiculed in europe

well, someone did with your anus while you were sleeping, blood doesn't lie

Valverde could become a coach under Big Dunc

Choking.

AIDs can be transmitted other ways

I really miss footy, lads

free agent but he might re-sign
unlikely though

Lads just got a 1 all over at the barbers. Pretty happy with the outcome

excellent idea
he's yours now
no returns

There’s footy today. 3 games

Catching up on love island before tonight

Mate that's skinhead territory.

Get some Doc Martins and a pack of white tank tops while you're at it

You'll be a Chelsea headhunter in no time

>International matches

No ta

If it's bright red, no issue. You have hemeorids from straining or not enough fibre or you've got a small tear. Only worry if the following:

1. Your shit is dark red or is bloody in itself, this is a sign of bleeding further up
2. Your shitting habits suddenly change. For example, you shit once a day and suddenly you start going 3 times a day for a week or two
3. You have noticeable weight loss without dieting

If you keep bleeding, apply haemorrhoid cream or suppositories. If you do this and the bleeding persists despite repeated applications, go to the doctor.

shaved heads haven't been skinhead for decades

it's more balding territory now

ABUSA is a mental illness. you're all getting as bad as twain with his messi obsession

twitter.com/PhilKorklin/status/1147522853102919680

Can I suggest the "I don't see colour" or the "best man for the job" brigade read this excellent thread.

what a lout

Got an erection, boys. What do?

Have sex

joy division

I'd call him racist for using the term 'African American'; as not all of them are American and it's hijacking their roots for diversity sake. Next, point out that there has been cases in the UK Police Force of hiring black people over better qualified white people and the Police Force being punished for it because the side is being lopsided. Say that there is plenty of BAME (I forget what BAME stands for, but pretty sure it doesn't count East, South or South East Asians) in head positions elsewhere and that expecting an unnatural number in the UK which is 80% white is racist in itself and you don't need some white cracker telling people to shut up. Continue that if we're going on about 'white' coaches, ask why East Asians are so rare in both football and in management.

It does, it's black, Asian and minority ethnic

>presenting all your new signings at the same time

Based or cringe?

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Ah right. Fair enough then. I could go on about how management isn't a simple case of 'they have the same qualifications'; Lampard was an ex-legend and he was hired because he was. I'm sure if Drogba had success in the Championship he'd have been possibly hired.

Reminds me of the Spurs Seven for some reason

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good idea
based would be no presentation at all

Funnily enough my site manager is a black guy who got the job because of experience as a semi-pro coach. It made me realise that black people really aren't interested in roles of that type, the ones that are are outliers

Easier for the questions from the reporter. Real life is like FM, right?

Lads can Rangers finally win the league?
Looks like Gerrard is using his connections to make a decent team.

>Mourinho wanted to sign Maguire last summer
>Mourinho wanted to sell Pogba last summer
>Mourinho was right about the squad having bad characters
Why didn't Man Utd fans trust him? Why did they choose a cunt like Pogba over him?

The redemption arc is going to be great

Pogba is still their best player.

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>tfw the players you watched as a kid are all becoming managers
Not a fan of being old tb h

United aren't a football team, they're a franchise.

They could have at least asked Paulinho to put his arms back

Everton currently being beat by some Kenyan team

>The Virgin dane versus the Chad Brazilian

>mfw i realize Paulinho got his La Liga move before Eriksen

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ffs Gary have a day off

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This can't be real.
What an asshole.

I actually had to check

Not really, but they're liked for nostalgia reasons

what a piece of shit
I hope he recieves some serious backlash for this

Its fake dumb dumb

what kind of sociopath thinks like that

fuck off gary, everybody knows you shit yourself (again lol) and deleted it

>it's real
Mental

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>believing screencaps in /trans/

twitter.com/GaryLineker/status/1147800794701475840

Other than Snatch and Lock Stock, what is your favourite Vinnie Jones film? I enjoyed The Condemned and Midnight Meat Train

>>Egypt coach Javier Aguirre was sacked just hours after the hosts were knocked out of the Africa Cup of Nations by South Africa.

>english.ahram.org.eg/NewsAFCON/2019/337514.aspx
>Egypt coach sacked, EFA board members resign as Egypt crashes from AFCON

> Egyptian Football Association (EFA) board members have announced their resignation from their posts and accepted the resignation of the Egyptian national team technical staff headed by Mexican coach Javier Aguirre after the Pharaohs' elimination from the last 16 of the Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON).

>The Pharaoh's suffered a shock 1-0 defeat to South Africa in the knockout stage of the 2019 AFCON on Saturday when Thembinkosi Lorch netted the decisive goal five minutes from time after finishing off a neatly-worked breakaway, with Egypt paying the price for their defensive frailties as they poured forward en masse to settle the tie before extra time.

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Salah WOBBLING

useful site. Look forward to Chelsea's tour of Ireland
premierleague.com/news/1110939

>liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/everton-transfer-williams-trezeguet-jagielka-16499672
>Trezeguet Linked
>Everton and Watford will fight it out this summer for the signature of Egyptian wing star Mohamed Trezeguet. That’s the word from Fanatik in Turkey, anyway, who reckon Super Lig team Kasimpasa are bracing themselves for bids. Trezeguet scored nine goals and landed ten assists last term and has also impressed in the African Cup of Nations.

What a cunt

Please let me fuk ur hot Ukrainian mom
All ukrainian girls are hot as fuck

All Americans, girls and boys, are crude as fuck

Benji Stambouli was so cool bros
Back to PL when

Who's the one in the middle?

Nacer Chadli. Probably the second best signing of the bunch and still a flop. He's at Monaco now

Why not just hack some of them down

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CHADli

>Stekelenburg
how the mighty fall

wtf people told me Everton would win the league

Based solely on this transfer window, I now believe Brendao is an elite manager

>Brendao
Isn't that what they put in toilets? It's got electrolytes.

>Astley R.

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Zaniolo reportedly prefers Juve to Spurs

OHNOINONONONONONONONO

Konta is cute :3

>Juve to Spurs
what, why, wtf. BUT WE ARE TH E MIGHTY SPURS, LOOK AT OUR SHINY NEW TOILET BOWL!

Probably beetles fans or something

Is that black Ibra?

Midnight Meat Train is underwatched. Not underrated - its shit.

Isak

Yes

Nope. Celtic will spend tens of millions to improve their squad after they sell McGregor, Ntcham, Edouard and Tierney. They won the treble last year despite playing like shit all season (according to Celtic fans). We have no money compared to them (in fact, we are running at a loss, and could disintegrate again if things stay the way they are).

I’m hoping that we do well in Europe and get the League Cup at least next season. We will never win the league again.

>Win cups every year in a joke league in beautiful italy
>Struggle to be relevant in the most competitive league on Earth in fucking London

Hard to see why desu

>Sky sources: Aston Villa agree fee of £20m to sign defender Tyrone Mings from Bournemouth.

Ojo and Kent next season.

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G R I M.

soon

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>Liverpool are keen to hand a contract extension to James Milner, who is heading into the final year of his deal. [@IanDoyleSport]
Please sign it.

For me, it's The Cure.

youtube.com/watch?v=MI0a9hTh5AU

It’s getting fucking depressing now

We won’t have Kent. Ojo is the new Ejaria, and even if he does well it won’t be enough to win the league as our defence is a shambles and we have no consistency, and he will be back to Liverpool come June so he’s pointless really

You can take Lovren for free la

Bamford

Hot Take: Bournemouth should go for Guillermo Ochoa for their goalkeeping problems

No!
Take Mingolet instead!

>villa have agreed a £20 million fee with Bournemouth for Tyrone Mings

Bit more than I had hoped for but glad its finally getting done

Benzema
Jovic
Hazard
Vinicious
Bale
Brahim
Asensio
Isco
Pogba
Modric
Kroos
Casemiro
Valverde
Marcelo
Mendy
Ramos
Vallejo
Varane
Militao
Carvajal
Odriolazola

We're doomed. Real bright spots are Brahim, Isco and Pogba

Any Portuguese/Spanish lads tell me if Alfa Semedo is as shit as this makes him out to be?
youtube.com/watch?v=qHI0NUvM2Rg

>we

>GIVE ME ATTENTION

Now if Tuanzebe fancies another loan spell....

>welcome to Nottingham
>next busquets
tip top lel

Average homo t b h

I don't mind giving Hause a chance as a starting CB

With Mings done that's an okayish back 4 with Targett, Mings, Hause and guilbert

>aston villa have spent around 70m so far
I smell another fulHAM

>Bale
Could still see him moving to United if Real buy Pogba

What about El Mohamedy?

What’s up with Danny Rose chimping out every other game?

Can have a good contest with guilbert for the starting position, will be good for both players, I've seen Elmo play as a winger sometimes too

We let 8 players go this summer, squad needs serious rebuilding

That would be awesome. Hazard would get exposed is Madrid fans had no one to blame.

What is the right amount of money that should be spent by a promoted team then, pal?

Fuck I have him for FPL. Will need to find a replacement now

If*

15-30m

He might still start, Guilbert is supposed to be decent though

If you could only have one, who would you pick; Eriksen or Lo Celso?

He's a n

Eriksen desu

Lo chelso all day lol

Why do you think there’s so many anti New York, Boston and LA threads? Most of the boards are filled with irrelevant flyover losers lmao

no more than 50m
improve your training ground, your youth facilities, do other shit with your premier league money and let the likes of everton spunk loads on overrated shitters

>drama queen
yup, gay indeed

Not with transfer prices these days

That'll get you about 2 players

What an absolute bastard

This. Teams like Aston Villa can’t expect to be an established PL club anymore, and should switch their business model to become a selling club where they procure some of the finest young talents in England and sell them to the richer clubs for large sums of money. Use the money to update the stadium, training facilities, etc and then spend the rest on cheap but decent and unheard of players to get back to the PL, then sell them for even more money.

tl;dr: do what ajax does

it's clearly not real you absolute mong

I hope Gary's agent gets extra for working on a Sunday.

>Netball
Fuck off, BBC

Just taking the piss at this point

Thinking about transferring my penis to this Dutch slags vagina lads

NO

Yes. Give Martens now

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but then you become like Newcastle as your owner slowly mutates into a clone of Ashley

Ajax can do what they do because they are Dutch royalty.

>African Madrid customers
>unironically saying 'we'
For years I've hoped this Malawi poster was just a proxyfag but pretty sure he's posted images.

What did you expect from a united fan?

Most Africans support united because they were donated united shirts when united fans decided to support Chelsea instead

Malawi lad is a Madrid fan based on his recent postings.

Shit I'm dumb

also gay

No worries lad. All frens here.

You wish

>All frens here.
>>>/reddit/

s-sorry he meant to say 'LMAO FUCK NIGGERS PRAISE KEK'

F AR
R IGHT
E THNO
N ATIONALIST
S HILLS

Reminder that frens is a codeword for anti-migrant fascism

>USA wins another World Cup
Now we get to see Rapione shitposting, the fallout from not visiting the White House annnnnnnnd the legal case of suing for equal pay.

b-but muh trump curse

...

Who even watched it lmao?
Shan't be sinking to that level.

What the fuck I’m a fren now?

She’ll still go

If they want to be on the same salaries as the men then they should sell out the stadiums they play in.

they banned that shitty sub a few weeks ago

Welp, Yea Forums is doomed.

Where did these Saul to United links come from?

If they legit have a chance they should push their hardest for him

EQUAL PAY

they also banned all streaming subs

>26.5m for Mings

Is this a joke? Villa have spent more than 70m on championship players and still have massive gaps in the squad. The new Fulham

>32 million for tyrion minger
clown world this is

Yes it is a joke, the actual amount is 20mil and they let 8 players on high wages leave in the summer

You're probably the 1,000,000th person to compare them to Fulham

BOURNEMOUTH AND EDDIE MEME CAN'T STOP WINNING

Netherlands heat map in the USAs half

Pretty shite

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Yikes.

couldnt gain any ground since the ref banned them making dams

can't believe villa are about to sign mings for £34.7m

can't say I agree with a 38.5m fee for mings at all

42m seems a bit much for mings 2bh

>50 million for a Bournemouth player

Mings is an alright player, but not worth the reported fee of 42.69

>Ojo just scored on Rangers debut.
RANGERSBRO APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW

55 million for Mings? The games gone, lads.

Mings? More like MONGS. Haha.

Haha.

Can't believe Mings is getting signed for a world record fee of £265m

>60m for mings
you used to be able to buy de bruyne with that

Mings because he's minging

>I just can’t stand the fucking USA USA USA spam. England supporters are bad too, racist cunts mostly, and I can see it in the US supporters as well.

>the other shit I cant fucking stand is their constant reference to war especially WWII.

No more forums for me, just /trans/ lads.

So glad I filtered Ireland lads. Don't get any shite posts from them any more.

For me, it's Ryzen.

>Aston Villa are pursuing a £10m deal for Egypt midfielder Trezeguet. [bbc sport]

The lesson here is never buy players from the English league, they're way too expensive

Can't wait for Hazard to get exposed

>WAAH WHY ISN'T THE WOMEN'S WORLD CUP FINAL ON A SEPARATE DAY
>but Rapione, there is this thing for time zones
>Your final is on 7th of July
>The other two finals are on 8th of July
>And FIFA has worked out that putting on minor events followed by bigger events encourages people to watch both to pass the time
>which is why the Copa America will be played in 2020 to set it in the same year as the Euros
>despite it playing in 2019, 2016 and 2015
I can't believe she not only got away with it but got MoM this match. Lmao. Sorry, WOMAN of the Match.

>40 hidden threads
well done /reddit/ors thats a new record for me
jesus christ

strawpoll.me/18284538
>strawpoll.me/18284538
strawpoll.me/18284538

penis

haha yeah mate

I refuse to vote. I simply can't decide.

fookin disgrayce innit m8 haha yeah haha

>not browsing them all and then hiding when you're done, until you reach page 10, and then switching to a different board

>not having everything filtered bar /trans/
This is why /trans/ has gone to sh*t.

Reminder that women are God’s only mistake

>yfw USA wins the Gold Cup
>yfw the Age of America has FINALLY started

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>omg lads hate how much this board is taking about womens world cup
>huur durr lemme talk about it in /trans/

Yeah, stop talking about sporting events which have only just happened. /trans/ is and always has been only about transfers and that's that, simple as, next.

This unironically

mings wouldn't even get in the us women's team

Mings is a good deal for all involved

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This is my fetish. Shame >drugs.

You're a ming
You're a mong
you're a meph gone wrong

26m for Mings. How does Eddie meme keep on getting away with it

>$44.56 Billion for Maxi Gomez

Didnt know West Ham had that many dollars

then talk about the gold cup, afcon and copa de macaco which are actually relevant
women's football might as well be a different sport

they stole it all from the british tax payer

Please win Peru it would be hilarious

MAD LADS

Matthijs de Ligt > Virgil van Dijk

fair enough seeing as they did win the world cup

Is nerman playing? Not that it matters he’s shit

Been injured all tournament.

>you now remember that shit American who played for Leeds who retired he was so bad, came out and ended up getting a contact at LA Galaxy playing with Beckham
Could be a sound career move with ask this modern victim mentality in the media, its just banter

>Clyne like a new signing
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE LADS, EVERYONE IN >MY CLUB IS DELUSIONAL

Is Brazil - Peru worth watching?

Is the best footballing nation in the world without divemar worth watching?

No, It's on at the same time as Love Island

Rude.

For the first half at least. If Peru are down by 2 I'll switch off

Why would he?

>you will never embrace kloppo

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I'm an Everton fan and I know Klopp would be a chill guy to hang out with
youtube.com/watch?v=XvI7O5c0ELA

>Everton fan here but fair play on the CL win Liverpool #respect

Better have a diamond with Winks then. Can't play a 3atb when you have 4CB total

Nothing wrong with that really. I hate Liverpool fans much more than I hate the Liverpool team themselves.

>most active spot was on your injured player’s position
They must have been really shite

Come on guys, do yourselves a favour.
Top 5 this season, at least.

If a power vaccum is created by Chelsea, Arsenal and Man utd this season, it's a very real possibility Everton, Wolves or another mid table club can get up to 5th-7th.

Bros why didnt The Trump Curse work? Is meme magic losing it's power?

Everton could realistically win the league you know

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Leicester won the league with 81 points. Everton's highest total was 72 points.

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I'm guessing this board was incredibly terrible in the aftermath of the Yankslags' win.

Wolves have had their 15 minutes of fame. They’ll be mid table next season after being stretched in Europe with a small squad. However I can see Nuno scuppering the EL in the hope of getting top 6

SHAN'T be using the rest of /spuh/

So yes then.

Wolves can't underestimate the EL. Everton were ruined by it.

Really? He chose mid-table club instead of going to Valencia, a club who plays in CL? Brainlet if true

Football has changed since then

And so must we.

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Go back to pol

He wants to play for a big club, not fucking Valencia.

what a bong uggo, and that fucking annoying serve ugh

Then why would he go to west ham

>bong

True. With Liverpool and City unlikely to be any weaker than they were last season, it'll probably need nearly 100 points again to win it.

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Still is, mate. Still is.

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3rd place golden boot shouldn't be a thing

>City's squad is aging
>Liverpool will return to their routine post slip slump
A power gap is definitely coming

Need to be inclusive with women la

>uggo

Um actually it's our year, thanks.

Sorry, I'm not impressed with a semi

It's basically routine mate

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I'm impressed with your semi hihi

Fuck Tite

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So, Everton to win it, then?

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Lelouch plz

BASED Tite letting Fab have a full pre-season.

They've got a better chance than Liverpool

Don't tell me that is the home kit?

So many of the big clubs have horrendous kits this season, Barca, Juve etc

that's the training kit

Its the training kit

Lets years training kit you silly fucking nonce

Course they 'ave, son, course they 'ave.

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Liverpool are eternally cursed to slip the PL every chance they get, they'll never win it.

The goat era of ufc was from when Lesnar started til when they put women in it. Peak Roids era. Anyone who didn't follow in that period missed out on quality entertainment. Lost interest by the time mcgregor emerged.

>Everton could realistically win the Copa America

>Loving Everton's business this summer. Here's an early call, they finish above Argentina.

>Everton could realistically sign Mings for £90mil

>Why is there a wave of popularity for UFC?
>Fucking DRUMPFT, that's why!

I hope the irony is not lost on you that people like you and the pro-Trump fanatics form a symbiotic circle of retardation together.

I'm back :)

How was it?

It was good, I enjoyed it. Thanks for asking!

peru might do it lads

We'll end up signing Zoomer for that amount

Poch please find a right back

NOPE

KYLE
WALKER
...
PETERS

quick joint before second half

>DUDE WEED LMAO
Degenerate filth

Debating whether to roll another desu

What do you think will get watched more, Women's World Cup final or Gold Cup final?

Worldwide? WWC easy

Women's World Cup. It's being shilled to absolute fuck and it's on FTA TV in a lot of countries.
Gold Cup, I couldn't even tell you if it's definitely even on paid TV here. I'm sure it probably is but I can't be sure because I haven't seen it advertised anywhere.

>I couldn't even tell you if it's definitely even on paid TV here
think it's on Premier Sport or some shit

That's pitiful really. You'd think ITV4 could've picked it up or even Five. I know each channel has to output a percentage of sport per year, seems like it'd be a good one for them to get.

He needs to both bulk up a bit and get more experience in the form of a loan. Cant deny he clearly has potential though

>WWC is everywhere being shoved in our faces
>While international mens football is completely ignored
>Rapinoe still complains WWC isn't taking more of the limelight

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una velakkkkkkkkkkk

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48897032

>no HYS
hmmmm

Wew

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gonna guess this is fact because people who would buy that probably dont visit the doctor much

>drinking a slag's bath water
we have truly entered the meme times, lads

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Yeah. What bothers me is that it feels purely self-serving on their part. They couldn't give a fuck about the women's game outside of themselves or they'd favour a slower and more stable building-up of the system.
They ramped this up substantially when they realised they'd probably win it, and wanted more attention (= bigger platform to argue for more pay). This was why they got upset about being outshined by the Copa America final.

>gonna guess this is
fake

Really wish real buys Salah. He's holding us back.

How the fuck can you legally sell that? I get that she didn't state it was for consumption buy there's got to be some government agency who has jurisdiction over this. Here in the first world we have a government department that contains epidemics and public health risks.

That pattern looks retarded.

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>it feels purely self-serving on their part
they're americans, i'm not sure they can help it

Our media considerably toned it down since our team lost to the USA.

It's supposed to be inspired by the boardings around Goodison Park, like what Chelsea did with their kit, but it comes across as really uninspired and boring. Everton haven't had a good kit for a while.

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I want a ban on gambling sponsors because I'm fucking sick of seeing them

>she knew people were going to drink it
>she put in the disclaimer that it wasn't meant for drinking, but for "sentimental purposes"
>mfw she sold people her bath water and no one can legally do anything about it

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If that was the inspiration then it's a really bad execution.

Same lad.

Where's nerman going this summer?

inb4 jail

Belle Delphine's bathtub

how do you decide wether a kit is good or bad

Hues check in
They don't check out

I don't think it will be long before they're banned. It's incredibly contradictory to have adverts on tv telling people not to gamble, while the teams they watch are being shilled by them constantly.

Most Everton fans agree. Our kits have been mediocre or trash since this one.

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Some look good, some look bad.

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I can't even tell whether that's a joke or not because I completely see that being in the realm of possibility for these guys.

I look at it with my eyes

I guess how effectively they execute their design, or simplicity. Shirts these days are either lazily made or are made by committee and end up a complete mess. Is my opinion of a good modern football shirt.

it was on /r9k/ so anything is possible

Boy of soi

He’s decent at going forward and can put a good cross in but his 22 years old, older than ndombele, how much can he really improve? He’s made many mistakes and been caught out of posistion plenty of times, 2 years older than Alexander-Arnold who’s 10 times better. Aurier was doing well until he got injured, now he seems to be getting injured after every 4-5 games so it’s useless, Foyth is unreliable and isn’t fast enough to make overlapping runs all game and get back quick enough. Unless aurier can avoid injuries, >we’re going to need a new RB

Everton LITERALLY winning the Copa America lads

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What transfer does this symbolize? For me it's Pogba going from barely worth anything (ManU > Juve) to exploding in value (Juve > ManU)

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juve, hurry up and buy trippier please. I want him gone immediately

Call me delusional, but TAA stands out despite his age, he is a special player, if he played just one more game last season >we would have won the league, dropped points like mad when he got injured.

>this actually exists

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Who was Liverpool’s RB before TAA cemented himself in the position? Flanagan?

Juve have had such a weird window
>signed Ramsey, Rabiot, Buffon on free transfers
>seriously linked to Trippier and Pogba
>might sell Cancelo and Higuain

So next Copa is gonna be next year and after that all 4 years?

some cunt called nathaniel clyne

Clyne is decent, he is just defensively orientated, which makes him worse than nothing at Liverpool in his position.

The absolute state.

>modern life in 2019

No, yearly copas until Messi wins

Fuck, Brazil won
I don't mind it on it's own, but this board goes to shit every time brazil does well
I hate brazilian posters

BANGER
youtube.com/watch?v=MPmLy_fROYo

>USA dykes win
>Brazil win
>Mexico/USA win

Literally a day full of shit

So cringe. Why do my fellow zoomers degrade our generation like this

youtube.com/watch?v=KBobN-r4tag
posting some kino boys, hope you're all having a wonderful day
he was so good at the 2016 euro, thought he might end up a decent player but i got tricked
>we have a strange mercato every year. it's been a while since the last 'normal' one

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>Describing music as kino
Fuck off Yank

Clyne is a good RB. But TAA is too good. Clyne is great as Liverpool's backup. Also, as someone said, he's defensive orientated. TAA is good at both attacking and defending, and obviously, attacking is more important in that team.

Here we go

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++++

She is v cute, hot and bangable, but alsp attractive and waifable.

Wtf, didn’t know she did that with it, I’m going to get some now.

So does this mean the womens match will be played directly after the mens match at the same ground?

How will they spin people just not attending at all because they don't want to watch that shite?
>Attendance down at men's games after record TV audiences for Women's World Cup

This'll be like when a senior team plays a game and then there's a U21 game straight after it in the same stadium.

Basically they'll get fuck all people watching.

I think so yeah. The article actually doesn't at all clarify it at any point beyond calling them double-headers

Had enough of this meme.

Here's the article for anyone wondering: bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48903284

>Manchester City's season-opening game against WSL debutants Manchester United in September will also be shown on television, Simmons announced on BBC Radio 5 Live.
Really love the generic nature of the "on television" bit. Suggests BT haven't renewed their contract.

Yeah that'll be a disaster
>"And after full time, please stick around for another 90 minutes of lower quality football featuring none of the players you originally came here to see."
>"N-no, please don't go."

Yeah, this will look bad.

>Gate price increases as double-headers are introduced

I imagine there will be a lot of comparison pics calling out fans for not sticking around to watch the women's matches.

inb4 troll football pic of "Manc. City Men V Manc. City Women What s the Difference LOL!!!!!!"

It'll be on BBC One for sure. Gary will take a pay cut to ensure they can get the rights and will inform us of his valiant act.

Its stupid how even during the WWC the pundits were acknowledging that women's football is of lower quality than mens, but still thought people had to see it just because of equality. They don't even realise that most of the viewers watching back home are probably ridiculing how bad women's football can be.

That penalty from earlier was the perfect example of the lower standard.

>MOTD starts covering women's games
oh god

still feelin perky after havin some delph water
they chose the wrong jars

>viewership plummets

>"But before today's action from the Premier League, here's the latest from the Women's Super League"

Jackie will play for ManU next season though

(although I agree it would be shit, just wanted to post the webm for the last time before I delete it)

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>11:30pm by the time the first PL game is shown

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twitter.com/Sennesation/status/1147969716406956034?s=19

why

So I can fap

Poor Villa fans, their matches won't be on until 2am.

>BBC Sport does a Transfer Deadline Day Special for the Women's Super League

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>And now we have some breaking news for Tottenham fans!
>...Tottenham Ladies team have signed blah blah-
That would be hilarious to be fair.

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>Jim White going to meltdown over the transfer of someone from West Ham United to London Bees

>Interviewing fans outside the training ground on deadline day and asking them about women's players to mess with them

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I'm a Pompey fan and we just got Ross McCrorie on loan with option to buy. Is he good? What's he like?

Would give "purple dildo to the ear" a new meaning.

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dunno who he is but I quite like him, even if this clip is very old. brit humor is underrated if it's shit like this

david mitchell

If you're not joking, that is That Mitchell and Webb Look and it's modern British comedy at its best, would recommend. Then if you like that watch Peep Show.

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bernard manning (rip)

thank you! going to look into it later tonight

I honestly don’t get what all the fuss about him is about. He’s good enough to be rated by Gerrard and liked by seemingly all Rangers fans except me so he must be doing something right

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Morata literally on suicide watch

>Maxi Gomez agents sabotaged his move to Valencia so they could get that EPL cut from West Ham

Story of the window so far

>mfw chelsea’s official youtube account congratulated floompf after he won the is election
Why are they so based?

Maybe they want to become big in America as soccer gets more popular, what's with all the constant friendlies in the USA and Pulisic playing for them.

Isn't it funny that the club has a transfer ban and they still can't get rid of him fast enough?