/heem/

Dana just said Luke is flushed and should be a model.

>mfw thinking about Rockhold and Askren

I never liked either of them, but damn do I feel for them right now. To get flushed away like that, in something you worked so hard at. It hurts to even think about.

Maybe I'm not cut out for this semen slurping and life-destroying sport.

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7 winners
cba to double check if i missed someone

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jon was ufcs last hope after conor and now he is flushed too, fuck this
cejudo only based one left but hes a manlet

wrestlefuckers BTFO

*wins*

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he hates him as much as he hates askren.

America wins again

el cucuy

>Usman in OP
Cringe

5 seconds and a soda

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Askren was awake

colby covington

Your order will take 5 seconds to complete sir

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Dana actually seems a bit seething that Ben got broken.
It's funny how much he shit on him before that now he's so reluctant to shit on him. Askren turned out to be Dana's ideal company man in the end.

>"of course my biggest active draw won"

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I actually had to miss most of this card because I was traveling tonight. Saw the last three prelim matches at an airport bar but that's it.
You know, I'm actually a little glad. Sure it would have been awesome to see the KOs, but I would have hated to pay 60 bucks to see JJ win a UD.

Another reason, totally knew Ben was going to lose badly (not THIS badly) so also a waste of time. Nunes fight sounds like it was underwhelming too.

Do you really think I missed out on anything?

Fuck Cuckhold. Pretty boy faggots should get all the hardships they can.

Masvidal has a huge dick. I'd like to see a hog-off between him and Moose

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The psychosis incident killed his momentum and it’s going to linger.
It could also come back I really wouldn’t be surprised.

I'll have the buffet

What was you scorecard before the knee? I had Ben 10-8.

WHO IS COLBY FIGHTING?!!

All 7 of your picks lost

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based

You think Dana has ever done coke?

best card youre getting for a while

Basado

>time eventually heems all your boys

Even Jon is a can now. I'm glad he won, but if he wasn't the champ he wouldn't have gotten that decision. And Santos had literally one functioning leg for most of the fight.

Jon is just not the same guy. He was lucky to get the split decision, and he clearly lost the story of the fight.

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He beat that vaquero faggot and will slice through Khabib.

>got my picks streak broken by Rockhold and Askren
i'll pick these guys again. Fuck you h8ers I pick my boys even if they're flushed. I've thrown multiple picks in the toilet by picking Chris but hes my fucking boy.

>This coping
Lol wewy lad

Based Exalton

Wrong question. The right question is how many fighters has he made do come off his dick?

fights once in 2 years
true

If this happened in a movie you wouldn't believe it.

i won though

Ben is the still undefeated, that fight wasn't honest and GameSped is a peace of shit spic, Dana should rematch them

BTW I won the picks again I think

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BEN WON THE STORY OF THE FIGHT AND WILL WIN THE REMATCH

that didn't age well...

jon can beat ANYONE by the final round. he doesn't, because he wants to prove he can keep everyone in his control for 5 rounds.

lucky knee kek

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Imagine if he heemed himself doing this
true. I hope he holds himself together long enough or at least use the psychosis in his fights

It most likely will come back because it was undoubtedly steroid induced psychosis

4/5 aint so bad

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Prime Schaub heems Jon

1 loss in his career, bound to happen, he'll move on and bounce back stronger

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C'mon user, that's womanly behavior. Don't be upset if a guy looks better than you.

Lawler dude. Jfgi

I got utterly blown out. Felt so confident about my picks.

HES OUT STOP THE FIGHT HERB

What did Kenya mean by this?

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Who did you have?

based boo dam

I watch UFC maybe once a month, how the fuck are people who watch every event so god damn stupid

When will Dana invest some of that Disney money into some hearing aids?

Here are the fights lads
>Jones vs Stipe/DC winner
>Thiago vs Smif 2
>Nunes vs Cyborg/Spencer winner
>Holly vs Viera
>Masvidal vs Usman
>Askren vs Maia
>Chiesa vs Gunni
>Diego vs Randy Brown

*wins*

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>nobody asked about Jan chances for a title shot
trash ass "journalists"

*ends the Whittaker meme*

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UFC 240 IS STACKED FOR CANADA. HOLY FUCK!

I want Diego vs Melendez in BKFC.

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DC is retiring
Ngannou is fighting for the HW strap next
Jones is staying at LHW
Holly is retiring most likely
Masvidal needs one more win to fight Usman

No he won’t. You don’t understand the gravity of taking a KO of that magnitude. He will quickly realize his brain can’t withstand even a light spar punch after this.It’s over

That’s the thing, he’s always been this consistent fighter because he’s literally butchering people and hurting them intentionally. He’s a literal fucking sociopath

>heem thread, no jade.
It sure feels like summer.

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I lost that tener on Sanchez

Self heem on now

Based incelposter

they did though?

He won the story.

Cheers!

Lel

I have a bad feeling if he doesn’t recover he will become BJ Penn 2.0 for the next 4-5 years

Can someone decipher this?

Lads
What a card.

I wonder how Tyron feels about this

>marreta having to be carried to the presser
Jonny Bones hurt him a lot more than he let on lmao

>pedophile loser trying to fit in

they're both in wheelchairs idiot

he fucked his own leg. jones did zero damage all fight. it was a blatant robbery

>that chin is too big not to miss
lmao prophetic till

Dude santos was throwing flurries everytime jones closed the distance even when jones clipped him. Jon isn’t dumb to play with fire.

He'll retire. He wanted a title run and now it's over. He has been exposed and he'll go back to retirement or whatever the fuck he was doing before.

this nigga gay af

>"winner" of the fight hospitalized
>"loser" of the fight looks like he just got out of sparring

fuck this gay sport

>it was a blatant robbery
Did Ben's CTE transfer over to you?

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>oponent can't walk
>jones did zero damage
for sure

More like he hurt himself while Jones lightly tapped him with his toes

LHW division is shit and Jones will lose if he ever has the balls to move up.

"Damage wins fight"
-A wwe fan

no one ever forget this

its not a robbery
if jon held all the gold

for you

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Move up to where?

*loses*

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pretty much. Look how scared he was of Santos bombs. Just imagine if he moves to HW with actual heavy hitters.
Jones can keep talking shit to DC sitting back in LHW while DC handles fuckin' killers.

How do I get a GF if I don't like people?

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>blatant robbery
Thiagos performed admirably but you're taking the piss if you even ATTEMPT to act like he won. If Jon knew at any point he was in trouble he would have taken the shot.

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this. they just don't realise how hard KO affects the brain. Ben will never be the same.

BEN LITERALLY SHAT AND PISSED THE RING

Jones won but don't act like Santos didn't heem his own knee with that leg kick.

*dies*

>split decision
for sure judge was taking the piss

I thought you got sent to an asylum for your mental illness, whats wrong with you?

Pontificate about where Askren was when Jorge was fighting in a backyard in a Kimbo video. Their paths would meet.

dandy mandy pandy

shes been spicy aside from bullet

You can get a 2D GF.

not only him

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jones couldn't wrestle because he got punched anytime he was close. he got whooped and it was a robbery.

Literally the primary scoring factor you retard LMAO

I've never watched anime and they do nothing for me

I know your loss was hurtful Gus but even you have to admit that Jon dictated the fight every second of the way, and if he was gettig BTFO in striking he could have shot for the takedown and submitted marreta instantly.

>dud he for sure was in control all 5 rounds
>he just held back on purpose after getting clipped by the one legged fighter every round
jones patting himself on the back for out striking the muay thai expert is laughable

They usually let me out again.

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Jones won the story. He could have easily just wrestlefucked Thiago but he chose to fight man to man and beat Thiago at his own game.

askren was sticking his head in some teenage crotch

Askrens ufc has been peak comedy holy shit

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He won the story, Masvidal just won a chapter

*wins

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>Being this much of a casual idiot
I remember when I was new once

i'd sleep that can lmfao

>unironically says wrestlefuck

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gays NEVER win

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Masvibong owns heem

based kenya

Nice milkies

Better question: why do you want a girlfriend if you don't like people

First 10 seconds have had him laid out on the canvas unconscious

>got punched

Anytime santos threw his hands jones evaded everytime. And jones dropped santos with an elbow. Jones was never in that postition.

Meant sleep with*

Woopsie daisies

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So we all agree, Santos won the story of the fight, right?

jon won lads and easily, his only good fights are with dc cos dc continually moves forward and exchanges with him

all other cunts do nothing and he joins them in doing nothing

Is this pic real?

santos had awful footwork regardless, being so flat footed / not turning standing foot out for kicks will give you all the knee problems

>he got whooped
t.Gustaffson fan

Not even Thiago thought he won that fight. Only rabid Jon haters do.

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Something to fuck. Maybe I should go for one that it mute.

At least his face is intact, unlike Sage-chan

BREAKING:

But he'd be the bottom and locked in a cockcage, b.

Santos initially hurt his knee with his awkward footwork sure but the goat immediately picked it up and started to defuse thiago's game with flicker side kicks.
Most of thiagos flurrys hit either empty air or jones gloves. By the end of the fight he was knee checking his low kicks.
JBJ just took it ez that's all

> Anytime santos threw his hands jones evaded everytime
No, he didn't. And when he did his defense consisted of running away.
> And jones dropped santos with an elbow
slips aren't drops.

Can we please get DJ back and send the curly haired can to ONE?

This. Faggots are talking shit but Jonny Bones dictated the pace of the fight from start to finish.
Imagine watching him absolutely embarass DC and Gus and thinking he couldn't impose his will on Thiago as well.
You fags bragging about the Santos decision are the same dickheads that bragged about Bumxeira going to decision. Jon beats you at your own game, he doesn't bother finishing bums. He finishes the biggest threats to him and is content to go five rounds with non-threats.
He's the fucking GOAT, simple as.

By damaging his knee sure.

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Sage literally had his fuckign face bones shattered yet he stood there in the ring whilst the results was announced and didn't complain about the pain. What a champ.

>Pacquiao won the fight
>But also he only lost because he was injured

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yes, and askren's career was OVER the moment it was taken.

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Stinker of a main event but what a card.

>Askren is a bum

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Fuck off. Nobody at HW has the speed of Santos. Jones blocked/avoided nearly all of his shots and when he did get hit, it wasn't clean because he rolled with every punch. If anything it was the kicks that fucked Jones. There is not a single HW that has the kicking speed or technique of Thiago, and definitely nobody that can mix kick up as well as him. Most of them can't even throw a fucking headkick. The best chance at beating him is Volkov, who has shit-tier TDD and would probably get TKO on the ground.

tldr HWs are slow as hell, Jon rapes them all

doctors escorted Askren out of the ring before the announcement that's how bad they thought he was fucked up.

Someone doesn't like jade.

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Jones VS Walker
Nunes VS Schev
Masvidal VS Woodley
Jan VS Smith
Chiesa VS Maia

Askren, Holm and Rockhold should retire.

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Askren wins the rematch

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shut up puke

Yes it was taken by me

Someone is a pedophile basement dwelling loser with no hope for life

>f-for sure s-santos is a beast
Cope

That's what I figured. You're wasting your time man, fucking isn't really better than jacking it. But if you insist, recommend concentrating on a good career so you can afford high class prostitutes.

Cheap shot knee. Askren would have won

Why are you so salty that you feel the need to rewrite how the fight went???
rounds 3 through 5 the one who was running was santos, who didn't pace himself well enough and fucked up his knees. JBJ evaded with efficient step-outs like a true GOAT would do. Never running, nothing looked sloppy at all.

>Nunes VS Schev
Huh? Amanda is 2-0 against this can

Rockhold vs Smif is the money match, they hate eachother

And when in the fight did he clip jones? When?

And a slip? Really? Even though he placed it right on his temple? Sure user.

It's funny to think about how many of the people who talked shit about Dern's game were also dickriding Askren. He was always a bum.

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still sad how jon is flushed, only thing he has left is his chin, he should just retire before he loses

>thiago santos almost beat jon jones in a decision
i still cant believe it

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And a certain someone is assblasted.

jones got whooped

Those follow up shots were really unnecessary and Masvidal threw everything into them, he really took Bens trash talk way too seriously

Can't believe he lost to Wonderboy though

Smif unironcally ends his career for good. Rockhold broke his jaw tonight

He got caught and looked like complete shit multiple times. Literally the worst performance of his career, at least since his debut

Santos literally landed nothing substantial on Jon other than in round 1

I can't believe we almost saw Ben die.

One legged Santos, who couldn't pivot without stumbling

kek

I agree. Jones wasn't in any real danger at any point of the fight. Still, don't underplay the initial effect of that knee.
It gave out a certain points during that round and round 3. Jones landed a body kick that pushed Santos to his left and Santos just feel down cuz his knee gave out.

You're a pedophile loser

Who's that?

What would you tell Ben right now if you sauntered into his dimly lit lonesome locker room wearing jeans with sandals?

Who else has a chance against Nunes? THe second fight was close enough

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Nah. Hes had 3 title fights in 7 months, 2 went the distance. he just needs a break to refresh, hes by far the most active champ and hes still winning

ur just a fag manlet whos prolly balding

because it was a robbery. Jones was defeated.

IMAGINE MRS ASKREN
HAVING TO SIT AND PRETEND AND CONSOLE BETA BEN ABOUT HOW ITS ALL RIGHT
HES HER FOREVER CHAMP

AFTER NIGHT AFTER NIGHT OF HER SUFFERING THROUGH THE SAME OLD WRESTLEFUCK LAY AND PRAY SNOOZEFEST
>HEY HONEY HERE COME FUNKYTOWN
SHE ALWAYS DOES HER BEST TO HOLD OFF A BIG FAT YAWWWWNNNNNN BEFORE "SEX"

THEN HERE COMES THE AZTEC WARRIOR BULL
JORGE THE CONQUERER
AND IN LESS THAN 5 SECONDS HE CRUSHES ALL BENS HOPES AND DREAMS AND FALSE UNEARNED CONFIDENCE AND EGO

AND IN LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS MRS ASKREN NEVER KNEW SHE WANTED A MAYAN KNEE SPEAR STRAIGHT INTO HER PUSSY MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD

POOR LITTLE PATHETIC BEN

Nobody cares. He won. Jon is overrated.

mad spic taking coward shots, what's new?

>h-hes tired
Of what? Decisioning middleweights? Losing to spammy?

split decision
1 judge thought santos won the fight
2 judges thought jones won the fight

>Jon won

>He won
People with a triple digit IQ say otherwise

dude this post only makes you look bad

He did better than the current heavyweight champion so yeah

Reminds me of a good article (on MMAJunkie of all places)
mmajunkie.com/2016/05/why-a-broken-jaw-might-be-the-worst-injury-a-fighter-suffers-both-physically-and-mentally

Dern chokes out Nunes

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he still looked like shit, he also looked like shit against smith
also he's boring as fuck now

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Val almost beat her in the 2nd fight but they won't do a 3rd.

they both lost the fight
santos won the decision and story
jon won the scorecards

sounds like cormier pt 3 is the scortched earth win reboot he needs to get his groove back

>Dana defending Masvidal's post-fight antics

Pathetic.

Lol Jon always dropping his level when fighting bums like OSP, Santos, Smith so the haters can get excited that he's declining and then when he fights the "elite" fighters like Gus and DC, he absolutely destroys them. 4D chess being played on an unreal level.

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Huh? What does that even mean? DC never fought Santos

This place always has the craziest hot takes
Definitely the wildest segment of the MMA fandom
And I say that as someone who made over 100 posts on Sherdog.com back in the day

Who is that?

Why do you sons of WHORES never, EVER refer to rounds? Its alwaxs some vague claim which concerns the fight as a whole. You low IQ monkey.

Boom roasted xD

Yeah I'm not keen on him either, even Mcgregor isn't that scummy.

In your bizarro world maybe. Heck by the 4th to 5th round jones was just checking kicks and thiago was fucking his leg up even more.

Part of what puts Jon over GSP as GOAT for me is his need to beat the opponent at their own game. GSP had elite striking and wrestling but he tailored the fight to his own advantage and always played the safe option for himself and made sure he played what gameplan put him on top.
Jon actively works out what his opponent excels at and attempts to beat them at it. Never so clearer was his first DC fight when he outwrestled DC, and then the second fight, where DC fancied himself a striker, where Jon knocked him out.
Jon out-kickboxing Santos (who is a kickboxer) is a bigger win, for me, than must exploiting his weaknesses and wrestlefucking said kickboxer.
If you don't come away from this fight still thinking JONES GOAT then i don't know mate.

I haven't posted anything lewd but ok.

Brandon Thatch

Masvidal post fight interview.
youtube.com/watch?v=DbgHJSrUuLI

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Yet they will do JJ vs Cormier III

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Did not read a single pixel of this novel

i hope someone masvidals ryan hall even worse to end the groundhump faggotry meme

Anybody that can make it past the third has a shot. I like Pena's chances

>Those follow up shots were really unnecessary
Oh right cause when Robbie spiked him on his head and Herb didn't stop the fight it was totally okay for the fight to keep going right?

why did he wrestleheem alex for their rematch instead of outboxing him?

Imagine liking white women in 2019

Pedophiles fuck kids you filthy animal. This girl could easil pose for Playboy and is legal in most civilized countries.

You cocksucking son of a whore.

Smith didn’t belong in the cage with jones that night. The fuck you smoking?

Cause you're too dumb? No worries, all Jon haters are

Santos did better against Jones than DC

*finishes Thiago in the 1st round*

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Not even remotely similar retard

Hey come on buddy. Jon is my number 1 ever boy but DC and Gus are absolutely elite. Let's not discredit the opposion the GOAT beat, because beating that level of competition is what made him the GOAT.

sad a tranny like nunes is the only good female fighter

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I can't believe that masvidal fight was real. Jesus what the fuck is happening

t.pedophile trying to justifiy his deformity

Sick animal. Get help.

>T-wood
>Poosman
>Colby Beef
Which one of these retards will I be rooting for in the inevitable George fight? Or will he say "NOOOOOOO! I DESERVE A TITLE FIGHT!" and promptly fade into obscurity?

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Lol, I bet you wack it to gay porn.

They aren't elite compared to Jones who makes them look like rank amateurs

That’s true I suppose. He did beat Jon.

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he couldn't finish a can like smif

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Wew not gonna lie that's a 10-8 for you but it's a three round fight

a meme got destroyed in front of his kids

>tfw askrenfag
help me cope bros

>poosman
don't you mean RDA?

based bones
always mentally playing shogun: total war
while plebs think their watching a street fighter 1 arcade match (the big punchable button version)

>why do you refer to the actual facts of the fight that ar stipulated as criteria in the rules rather than the legacy scorecards taken from a different sport for which they also don't work
Yeah so hard to figure it out
better share our EPIC 28-27s XDXDXD

Ok Jon.

at which point did he broke his jaw? First shot? Second, third, fourth?

>Be careful whose feet you call small

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there is no coming back from this

LEGENDARY
POLISH
POWER
RIP PUKE

What went wrong?

CM Punk had a less ugly UFC run than Askren. I unironically pray to God that he's not seriously hurt, he has a family.

The sport is brutal.

literal chinlet.
the positive thing is wrestlehumper got btfo.

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brain damage do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

same. let's hope the CTE makes him stronger

>I cheered when KD and Klay got injured last month
>I cheered when Askren got fucked up and laughed when Masvidal dabbed on him after
Who else is devilish here?

ask for a rematch and say you hate spics

Why are you still crying man?

>Dern has gotten pregnant and popped out a black baby in what seems like the blink of an eye
where did it all go wrong

bang your temple on your bedside table until you wake up and its tomorrow
or next april

>That feel when you flush a bum in 2 seconds
another interview

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Can't tell if Masvidal got on something or if he's just suddenly more motivated, he looks in great shape all the time now.

crin

*sleeps*

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bas

They say one big shot isn't as bad as many dozens of small shots
Maybe he'll be just fine

Consider the following, would you rather be Cain vs JDS 2'd, or Masvidal vs Askren'd?

Those follow up shots were really unnecessary and Masvidal threw everything into them, he really took Bens trash talk way too seriously

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He thought Askren was still conscious

He's right, he's technically an ephebephile.

He definitely looks less flabbier

MMA is evolving, we’re back in the 2010, 2000 phase where all the GOATs look like fucking bums. Jon is getting brutally heemed in the near future by someone who has created the meta and eta like a Johnny Walker and Jon will be another GSP, Anderson, goats of their era, of their time, but a step behind the future (today)

Analyze the telluric currents around Nevada, just look into it. You’ll know what I mean

sorry forgot link
interview with a very happy Masvidal
youtube.com/watch?v=K4Ga4eY5xWA

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based intelligent, nihilistic, and wicked sense of posting poster

Do you feel better youve accomplished nothing in your life by trying to talk down the greatest fighter at all time? lol get laid once in ur pathetic existence

yea, bullshit. Conscious man sure was bringing up his fists quick to defend himself like everyone else on ground does.

>how liberals begin to justify their deformed desires

masvidal won the fight but askren won the story. also he made more money than masvidal

was it necessary for blachowicz to break rockhold's jaw?

Fag. I hope your mother dies of lung cancer.

Srriously, how do you manage to make so little sense. Is that a mandatory class in Spain?

You cant pick and choose what rules you follow you mongoloid. Scorecards are non negitoable. Its why that guy with the cool Blazer reads numbers instead of saying shit like "Jon did more das mage, therefore he won."

Fag.

Dilate

I was thinking the same thing recently. The spirit energies have shifted immensely in the last year.

Nunes vs Gabi Garcia is the fight

one more run at the strap holmes

i respect thiago santos after this fight
hope dana white gives him a good career

I uh got an order here for Benny askren? Did I say that right holmes? 3 piece and a soda hombre?

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>before the fight
whoregay is reddit. 3piece with a soda XD. Askren will flush him.

>after the fight
Those follow up shots were really unnecessary and Masvidal threw everything into them, he really took Bens trash talk way too seriously

>they were super necesarry.
blame the ref pussy

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Greatest fighter in existence just got worked over by David Branchs knockout victim, have sex, earn a paycheck, lose weight, tune your nipples

Fucking pretty boy faggot

he forced through hardwork and action a career second win probably to make a last dash to earn good cash before retiring

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We all saw Ben weather an absurd beating from Robbie Lawler and came back to win, you can't take his chin lightly.

I could have known that the spammer was a Khabib hater. Color me shocked that yet another obese virgin has Khabib living in his dome 24/7.

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both are reddit so I'm happy with both losing (jorge lost the story)

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he 100% lost the story
youtube.com/watch?v=N_9SLFK0Cxs

I don't know the intricacies of Jones' head but IMO he was just setting the score straight. He was saying for YEARS that he just rolled off the couch after coke parties and shit and went into the fight and everyone was just LE EXCUSES LMAOOOOOO.
I think he wanted to go out in the rematch at 100% and show he wasn't making excuses, and that THIS is what happens when he fights Gus when fully prepared.
Gus is one of my all time boys, I was rooting for him against Jon both time, and I really think he retired far too early (because he beats everyone else in LHW but Jon) but Jon is just that good.
You talk about Jon taking advantage of Gus's wrestling weakness but Gus has elite tier groundwork as well. His loss against DC was a split decision, remember. I really think Gus is underrated purely because of how badly he got murked by the all time GOAT, despite him performing the best ever against said GOAT.

Youre supposed to want to fuck girls with dd'd you homosexual.

He's one of the few Brazilians on a good payout isn't he? UFC likes him.

He beat Jon with no legs in a decision, his career is done Dana will cut him asap

3 piece and a soda is a /heem/ approved meme now

UR a manlet brown, balding incel, shut ur mouth and worship Jons bbc

>terrible banter
>horrible mma takes
>can't even understand the argument
Is this what high german IQ looks like?? lmao.
Thankfully the "syrians" will cure your genetic autism in time.

>Holly is retiring most likely
No chances are she'll retire or head ONEFC or Bellator as a trade send off that's very possible. Chances are she might jump back to boxing to fight Bare Knuckle FC.

Based on his short time in the Octagon is it safe to say he doesnt have what it takes to hang in the big leagues?

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The ATT magic sauce

URKA DURKA CHING CHONG

Shut up bitch

>let me stand with the guy who blew out his knee at the end of the first round for 4 rounds and still almost get clipped in every round after

It was a fluke retard. He will BTFO anyone 9/10 times

Imagine being this much of a nigger lover

We need Nate Diaz vs Masvidal

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Apologize

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Sounds like a hit you where it hurts ;) got a little to close to the truth for you? awwwww poor little guy

Retard he was in better shape the first time. Gus did nothing the second fight. Jon deserves no Credit.

I see through your trolling. Try harder, fag. :)

I actually went out to a bar to see this card with a friend, there was literally only like 25-30 people there whereas around this time last year it was standing room only.

Pretty decent card. Absolutely gutted for my boy Luke though.

Are they the greatest camp in the world now?

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>Not a scratch on Jones face
>Santos won

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Who here is still /FUNKY/

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he's on a losing streak.
Dana needs to cut him

lowkey based

Hes got wrekt twice dawg, Hes lucky herb is a bias ref

Of course.

Jon is flushed and becoming reddit as fuck with praising that can kneelet santos.

Forever Funky
youtube.com/watch?v=yA-G81xJT3U

>n-no you
Seething

sooner than you motherfker

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Dana needs to cut him. He's not a UFC fighter.

JON JONES

Jones is going to do coke all night, fuck whores, and burn $100s and fags here will cope somehow.

It's just racist incels that can't stand an intelligent, christian , well spolen black man who also happens to be unbeatable.

Toilet's have an amazing ability to communicate empathy to one another

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"Chuck got caught it happens"

more like /FLUSHED/

Masvidal was out

Hes Black. Theyre immune to face damage.

Askren is forever my boy.
I'm just hoping for his health. I hope he isn't heemed into a living death.

Post luke's face when he got heemd

based toilet till coming for asskren now

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I don't get it

For sure he came in on a wheelchair and had to use crutches to walk to the desk and could barely even walk without help but I agree he's a peach my man

Has a fighter ever gotten this btfo?
Went from 18-1 to being a bum in 2 seconds.

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Can luke rockhold finally be our boy?

place your bets /heem/

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You shut up pretty quick ;)

Sit down and worship a true alpha male like me, maybe if you take my advice youll see a pair of tits once in your life

Toilet Till redemption arc?

Early stoppage in my opinion

>Santos walked out on his own power despite his knee being BTFO
>Jones' brothers carried him out of the octagon

I invented bathroom ben

Masvidal has fought favourable match ups, this dude literally ran into his knee. Edwards destroys him and Masvidal knows it, he's been ducking him since this day.
youtu.be/11duRAc-ES8

Tell me about Luke, why doesn't he keep his hands up?

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Is this german really so low IQ that can¡t understand what the scorecards are based on lmao?
no wonder he hates JBJ. The goat only appeals to the nonkazz with his chessmatches

Cringe

>tfw every winning fighter is reddit

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Jonny talming bout how he wants to party with Marreta lmao.
It's funny how people talk shit about how Jon is an asshole but never regard how he is only ever an asshole to people who treat him the same way

Nate pieces him up badly

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>jones schooled these two older former middleweights by going to decision and split decision
yet he finished gus ok

3 piece and a soda

Jones haters can't get him out of their head. MAX COPE

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Rakic and I've always said it. He'll do it for sure.

Does anybody have a screenshot of Masvidal when he has his arms behinds his back and is smiling comtemplating how he's about to permaheem askren?
Asking for a friend.

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Is Jones bi-polar?

Edwards will forever get not respect.
Quite chuffed for his fight vs RDA though.
Reckon he has it?
It's a five rounder.

how can u retards say cantos won ??? jon looked like shit but santos looked like diarrhea

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Lungiumbala folds Jon like an Askren

gus got embarassed hard.
All the trashtalk and the bravado on the build up, meanwhile JBJ just smiled to himself, since he knew what was bound to happen

Just pointing out the obvious things you're overlooking. Or is that you trying to cope?

If Santo was going to keep playing the outside game like he did, his team should have just called it. As is he might have just caused significant permanent damage.
If he had both legs he probably would have won, but with one leg that is impossible regardless of how much he wanted it.

Should they have kept the beards?

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>Cope after a clear win

Manuwa is a beast my guy

Pedo mad lmao

Based. Ben is a BUM

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remember when amanda nunes was trying to do the big dumb lion mask gimmick?
lol glad dana told her to stop that

ESPN era has been mental, just mental. Hope it's not a flash in the pan or the result of a deal with the devil.

It's because they're racist incels who root for the brown skinned brrrr instead of an american christian dark skinned black man

Fuse them together. Rakic's wrestling, Walker's violence, and Dominick's IQ

Jones said he wants the winner of DC/Stipe at HW

Every event has had some brutal heem in one of the featured bouts

Masvidal knocks him out, Nate's chin isn't better than Tills and they both just spam the same 1 2s. Nates without power.

JON CONFIRMED DC FIGHT HOLYFUCK

*wins*

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i dont blame him he looked dead at the end of lawlers barrage but still came back

santos whooped him
already ducking a rematch

FIGHT NGANNOU YOU COWARD!

What's your favourite division currently?
Welterweight has had a real "shot in the arm" recently with Usman dethroning Tyron, Pettis and RDA moving up, and Masvidal going on a surge to the top.

just retire jon you're a can now

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I literally had a funny fealing before the fight that somehow Masvidal would be fucking ben's wife after the fight.

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Jon won

Amanda has a beautiful smile.
It looks genuine and full of hope.
such an inocent girl.

what did she mean by this?

>taking anything germanposter posts here seriously

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Jon confirmed best mates with Thiago lmao

George tosses and turns in his cama, unable to sleep, he can never sleep after a win he grumbles.. He gets up to get a cool glass of La Croix with a slice of lima and plenty of chipped ice bought from Whole Foods, which thankfully had nobody in need of a three piece. He headed to the baño to wash his face before going back to bed; Masvidal reached for the light. It wouldn't turn on, no matter how incessantly he flipped it. He heard a familiar voice, "are you angry?" George felt his airway restricting and threw his arms up in shock. Just like that, he was out, his arm went limp, but then the light came on and he could breathe. George tried to protest but it was too late, in the mirror stood Ben "Funky" Askren and Herb "The Gold Standard" Dean. He'd called a stop to the contest, a 1 second knockout delivered directly from the fist of Ben "Funky" Askren.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" (en Español).

Four words shot through Masvidal's mind as George Clinton's "We Got the Funk" started playing. Ben wins the rematch.

listen, i get it, you probably have a severe mental disability, but let me help you. If you're going to talk about a specific moment in time from jre episode, you need to timestamp it so we know what the fuck you're talking about.

do you have pics of the wife?

JON IS FAKE AS FUCK. JUST SAY YOUR WANT TO DO SOME LINES AND GET THE FUCK OFF THE STAGE!

Pure cringe

Honestly I hope Santo doesn't ever fight again. If he's up against another asshole that attacks his knee like that, that knee might not ever recover.
Sign up for boxing if he wants to keep fighting professionally.

You mean like comparing faces when all the damage was done to both fighters legs? Nevermind that I was certain Jon was gonna BTFO Santos easily.

well he isn't wrong about that, luke is just a mw can chinlet and now jones is flushed too, the champ is literally a can. think about it

Colby told you all and you didn't listen

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Shame that Usman wont get the same treatment as Askren and Masvidal will fade into irrelevancy for another two years again

She craves BBC. Simple as.

It's a shame, he's been hated on for his lisp his whole life. youtu.be/j--cNUycK84 This is what got Masvidal all upset on twitter claiming Edwards has been disrespecting him for a year, he couldn't have been more respectful. At least he has a brother though, it must be way easier to go to training and fight when you've got a brother always there. Fighters with brothers in the sport are always way more confident.

lol fuck

UFC x RIZIN crossover event soon

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She looks like Ben but a girl version. She's okay

3piece and a soda

this might have been the lowest IQ post i've ever seen in my life, possibly of all time. Tell me boy, what inspired you to write something so blatantly wrong and fictitious as that?

Izzy ends the Jones meme

Would you suck Jon Jones dick to get to be him?

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Anyone check reddit for their response to Ben/George? On the one hand le three piece is their meme but jorge acted quite niggerish post-fight.

she could definetely use some masvidal on the side.

That was the funniest heem I've ever seen in MMA. Literally couldn't stop laughing, feel like a sadist but if I was surrounded by cazzies they'd probably think I was a maniac for laughing at such a brutal event happening to another man. What a strange sport.

im going to scour earth to find her and send this exact text to her just to get her blood flowing

>This cringelord is still hiring prostitutes to film his videos
If only Robbie could go back to his prime and permadelete this cage hugger

Cute couple but they probably need a Cuban bull to satisfy her sexually.

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I didn't lisp people got hated on

i couldn't hold myself back from smiling

An ephebephile is just a pedophile with a dictionary.

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Explain.

did anyone make webm of jons flying knee?

Ben Askren was winning the fight before the knee. I don't know what the fuck you all were watching.

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there is negative correlation between ephebophilia and pedophilia

Unironically now, could Israel Adesanya defeat the Jon Jones we saw tonight?

This. He had octagon control

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goat>elite>top 15>everyone else
just how i see it

There are two kinds of Germans, those that are human, and those like you some early hominid throwback abomination.

even daniel "can" cormier would heem the jon we saw tonight

no

How does Ben unironically do if the flying knee misses?

If a bum like Thiago Santos could take Jones to a split, imagine what an accomplished striker like Adesanya would do to him.

only thing Askren "won" was fastest trip to the shadow realm

How many times has this joke been posted now

3 PIECE AND A

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Takes him down and humps him for 15 minutes.

Weren't people saying that Daniel was going to beat Jon cause he looked bad against OSP despite winning 50-44?

>CORNDOG

Izzy got sparked by Fatselum, that elbow that cut Santos forehead would've heemed him

jon jones knows he robbed santos

Ben wins the rematch.

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Twice if I remember right but I'm drunk.

Dude he is Patrick Bateman with fighting skills. He constantly shits on people who dindu nuffin.

ROFL

split decision vs a can is a bit worse than 50-44

Jon looked like shit against OSP like he did against Smith, dominant but coasting, he just looked like shit tonight and it showed as he lost

With Popovitch?

There are some pretty crazy people on this site

I bet Santos, Luke, Ben, Hold, and Sanchez. Going to kms. Can't afford food for my kids for a week.

He fought badly on purpose just so that he could feel that guilty pleasure.

Askren used telekinesis for the win.

Wake up, Jon

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serves you right for betting against the GOAT (jon jones)

not a robbery, both looked like cans that belong in the prelims.

The problem was the trash talk towards Jan. He literally attacked his manhood.

>Heem'd Cyborg, Holly, Ronda, Miesha all in round 1
>Still gets 0 promotion

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what's so nuts is instead of building new stars they just keep doubling down on the 2-3 that they have. and then start trying to snake in hypefags like PVZ, Northcutt, Gall, Sean Weedguy. Its like they are trying to fail.

Jon juiced.

>as he lost
Lol you rabid haters never learn

Mikey Bisping doesn't think so:
youtu.be/oETFsFYSrwI?t=131

Tbh I hate Rockhold but it's sad getting flushed like that. No more runs at the strap, platonic acquaintance.

based. Ben was bringing in great views! You could tell how many eyes he was pulling by how the UFC went hard out to legitimize the lawler fight and avoid the rematch.

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This Jones is cringe is as fuck. He was only likable when he was coked out and wrecking cars. Fuck this newfag Jones.

>tranny
>no personality
wonder why

Cringe. Take your cuckoldry caping to reddit

>Posts webm of Nate boxing up a manlet
Of fer ser b Nate definitely boxes Jorge

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Its his LAST active draw.

lol

She is unimpressive. Only Cyborg was an impresdive win. She just dorsnt really show all that much skill. I mean Holly seed hurt and basically gave her that knockout.

this so much and he is a can inside the cage too, reddit bones.

Till should RT this.

Cope

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What is the UFC Rulebook my new-to-this-sport friend?

Most fighters are boring in interviews desu

yep and i'm thinking this is based

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>mind shifts immediately to porn
What a lost cause. I wonder what your thoughts were after Gus got laid out and beaten up

This is how Jonny Bones always acted you dicks. Either you're on board or not, don't pretend like he changed when he never did.

>She just dorsnt really show all that much skill.
What an absolute brainlet post

Basado

Till has been ko'd in his last 2, nate has never been ko'd, got a tko long ago but he's held up since. Like even conor couldnt knock him out, despite him landing clean haymakers their whole second fight. Nates spams 1 2's but its not like masvidals gameplan is even that much different from his either

this man BTFO's the entire UFC roster under EBI rules. (except Ryan Hall)

He's fake as fuck and tries to say the right things. Did you not just watch that interview? He was best when he was yakked out and throwing wild shit in the ring.

He was EXTRA heavy on the fake cringe tonight. Old Jones was calling DC a pussy on ESPN and getting finishes.

this. embarrassing fellows on /heem/ tbqhwy

Holly will get a few more kush fights vs soft hand strikers for cash
Mas will likely get the title shot and likely get UDd

If Masvidal ever gives him a rematch at all

George is ducking Ben.

He blew out both knees and still shouldve won 3-2.

diaz will never fight him. he started fanboying him recently. he only will fight people he dislikes.

3/10 card honestly. I'm going to go have a 3 some now with 2 chicks you losers wouldn't even be able to say hi to. Go back to r9k cazzies

3 piece and a pepsi

yeah there were even some people here who picked askren..

Yeah so does Aldo

What do you want him to do? He's not going to chimp out for your entertainment. He's just doing it to get it done and move on.

HAHAHAHAHA that's literally how they score.
>t. cazzie exposing himself

Speed doesn't matter when they are bigger and stronger than him.
Jones gets by on his reach, he doesn't have that to rely on in the HW div.

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NEW THREAD WHEN

not at all. he even hugged cantos after the fight compared to leaving dead lyoto lying on the ground

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Ben getting KO'd in record time makes this card a 9/10. Would've been a perfect 10 if Jones got heemed.

>I remember when I was new once
that must've been 4 hours ago.

>Till has been ko'd in his last 2
False
>nate has never been ko'd
He has never fought Masvidal or Woodley, he got dropped by Mcgregor multiple times and Bendo, you really think he would survive that overhand from Woodley?

Bros, I hate to say it but I'm afraid Masvidal won the story of the night as well.

...

new

Damn wrestling is too good. This is truly MMA

Dry those tears.

Reyes is my guess, maybe Darko. Thiago should have won tonight, and would have if the roles were reversed.

5 stars post

This tweet was really needed

none of them