Ywn sign for Barcelona

t. low energy beta cuck
I can't remember how many losers that think like that I cucked with their girlfriends

How is this even a question? I take the money unless this is a tricky one and I can find the love of my life while getting 500k/week from United.

Seriously. They are like the picturesque NSDAP propaganda poster couple

But im sure theyre self hating cucks deep down

2nd, without thinking. Who wants to be a part of some gay sport lmao

That whore will get binned in a second after he goes out clubbing with nightlife chads Ter Stegen and Vidal

Whats her instagram

Took me a while to realise they're not a lesbian couple, genuinely thought this was a womens football thread.

instagram.com/mikkykiemeney/?hl=nl

Who is this player?

This, he can get a way better looking latina, this girl is a butterface ugh

The first one, I would be a bench warmer and be paid a million a year? Easy... I'd find love

>tfw no motivational dutch gf

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To be this indoctrinated. Yikes.

jesus christ what is this godawful kit, what were barcelona thinking?

>we did it
bitch

De jong is a retard, never take pictures with your girlfriend during important signing or when you celebrate trophies, those pics will be tainted once you break up

Not understand what a supportive relationship is.
Feel bad for you, bro.

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>head like a gamecube
they will separate within a year, frenkie can slay all the premium pucci he wants now

Into thinking effeminate men look like women?

jesus chris is his girlfriend a UPS box?

He wont get a motivational blowjob from a random thot thought

Couple of months I'd say.

>The desperation in her eyes knowing she has to compete with the top thots in Barcelona and even when she knows he's banging some 10/10s she has to act like it's nothing just to be able to stay with him and coast off of his success
Lmao

fucking cringe, what she do for a living besides riding the gravy train

lol nigga why would barcelona ever sign me? even if they did i would get released within a day and my contract would be shit anyway since im a literal who
so 2nd option easily, thanks for the free gf nerd

>"No, Frenkie, we are De Jong"
CW tier writing. Yikes

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am I the only one who thinks she is actually attractive?

Don't bro me, you fucking faggot

Kek she literally >we'd IRL

she's okay, definitely not below his punching weight either way
>b-b-but muh money
w/e

If you are a chinlet and want to save your kids from the same then she's fine. Or maybe she's a smooth seducer. Always take a good seducer over a prettier girl.

She is his high school sweetheart. They got together when they were 15. Both attended a special school for talented athletes, I believe she was doing well in field hockey. Anyway, Frenkie is pretty down to earth, I dont see him leaving her, he might cheat on her though.

Frenkie - soul
De Ligt -soulless