UFC 239 Post Fight Conference

Masvidal absolutely BTFO'ing Reddit lmao

*sleeps*

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>It was super necessary
I agree 100%

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>a real mothafucka
Absolutely based

Khabib relies on riding which is more wrestling, Sambo doesnt do rides.

>I thought he was gonna get up
L O L

>blow the fuck "outing"

Kys retard

>if i see him in whole foods im gonna slap him
>whole foods

>this crotch ain't for dudes
based

Holy shit talk about salt in the wounds. This guy is relentless.

THIS CROTCH AIN'T FOR DUDES
masvidal the best shoot promo dude ever

jorge is killing him

all this nigger does is talk through both sides of his mouth

>MOM IM HAVING NIGHTMARES OF JORGE AGAIN

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I think that begs the question, what was Jorge Masvidal so angry about?

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Jorge is the GOAT heel

how mad will people be about the gay comment or will he get away with it?

Jesus Christ this is savage.

White men are finished.

>he thinks Jorge is the heel
Jorge is the babyface

He's talking about their history right now.

askren fans s e e t h i n g

>imagine not having Masvidal as your boy at this point

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if that knee missed you'd be getting wrestle fucked

i'm glad he won,but holy shit...he's such a fucking retard

sodomites deserve the rope

>he got all the mgm grand buffet

based

just imagine

>Grand Buffet

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hes like the hispanic kimbo slice except way more based

he's just going to get exposed. RDA, T. Wood, and Usman would all fuck this guy

>tfw bandwagoners are hoppin on the masvidal train now
>tfw been supporting him since he beat till

cringe guys

Dunno man he made till look like a bitch too

>fastest ko in history
Can't imagine there's many left on the bandwagon after that

I invented
>corndog with fries

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>tfw been supporting him since the kimbo slice days

I want to see some damn humility from Rockhold, if he does an interview. Admit that you're not that good and that you need to improve.

>If it was beef I'd be waiting for him outside his house

this dude lmao

What did Kenyan mean by this?

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He’s a rich pretty boy pussy so he won’t.

He beat Till whose only real competition was Donald Cerrone and Stephen Thompson who was already on the decline (who also lost to Masvidal).
not impressive

I don't know, it almost feels like he thinks he's way better than he is so he goes in overconfident and then gets heemed

He's not gonna do an interview, retard.

jorge is so fucking based

Does Askren need to literally murder Masvidal at this point? I can't imagine how a man can recover from being shamed like this? This is like a public raping.

Only if Askren KOs Masvidal back which won't happen.

DANA

>decision man
>LE VIOLENCE

>"Ben isn't under my skin though"
>"I would at his house waiting for him"
Ben is still in his head

Askren is white so no

>Jones got a performance bonus
KEK

DANA WHITE

He said Jan, not Jon.

Till was a retard taunting instead of finishing. Didn't put up guard cause he's low IQ early hominid "durr the jab didn't hurt I can't lose." Literally Holloway clap and motion come hither after being hit tier, except he's not fighting in 150 lb manlet land so he got knocked out. Fact is, masvicringe is a washed up journeyman and will be hopefully killed in the octagon for his faggotry whole foods gangster schtick.

>reddit spacing
go back faggot

WTF, did Diaz slap Khabib again?

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he said if they had beef he would, but it wasn't beef. Masvidal will forever be in Ben's head

his inability to keep his hands up and chin tucked is such a fucking joke that my cazzy as fuck dad walked by the tv during that round and said "if that boy doesn't keep his hands up". How was Henri Hooft done nothing to remedy that?

Thou hast been Heemeth

he's gonna live rent free in that barrio nigger's head forever.
He's going to get exposed by someone top 3 in his division and then quit since he knows he's shit instead of making the climb up or he'll just be a shitty gatekeeper for young bloods. And his only claim to fame will be this knee victory.

dumb bandwagoning nigger

That makes much more sense

What a fucking kike this dana guy is

nah they/the team just talked shit with each other, Dana confirmed
It got broken up and Nate left after the Gil fight anyway

Ben isn't even in his own head

He's gonna be permanently shook from this.

He's too oldschool. MMA has moved on. You can't fight like Chuck Liddell any more. I can't believe Rockhold trains with DC. DC must know that Rockhold is behind the game.

hop off his dick you fucking faggot

based fuck that curly arrogant whito*d nigger

>Local CHI man sitting outside taco truck says "AYYY HOLMES BACK IN MY DAY I FLYING KNEE'D A GUY IN 5 SECONDS PUTO, let me get the tres piece and the uhhhhh sorry i forgot how to say in espanol.. heh.. soda i guess, i'm learning spanish.."

>*slaps your champion*

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Dern chokes out nunes.

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He's definitely got some Jewish in his family. His hooknose scheming is very kike-like.

He was shook before the fight, you can see it in his face right before the fight begins. He got nervous and made a retarded decision.
I still think he could have won if he were more calm, but now I doubt he can even recover physically, let alone psychologically.

he went up to Khabibs team by himself but they got separated before anything happened.

Masvidal was merely a setback

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Rockhold refuses to change. If you listen to his interviews he genuinely believes the bullshit he says. Says Blachowicz was slow and ended up looking like road runner compared to rockholds stuck in the mud ass

fuck...the news just broke, you hate to see it happen when they have a wife and kids, i guess they know the risks when they enter the octagon. RIP

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With her ass?

holy fuck she is fucking fat now

>Beat Jones 3 rounds out of 5

>lose fight

epic

so this is the power of being the bottom for Dana White.

One last run at the strap.

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DANA GIVING LUKE THE SCHAUB TALK LMAO

what a whore

Who is modeling for Ralph Lauren?

I predicted that Askren was shook.

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Rockhold broken jaw confirmed.

He literally said he if see's him again in public he will smack him upside the head, so I don't believe that

lmao true. Ben is probably just waking up right now

Homo

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Wikifags better not catch on and lock articles before an event

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wrap it up Cockhold

Stop being a fagget taking quotes out of context

Rockhold apparently

Nah she's in good shape for a woman that just gave birth.

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You can't say someone is not under your skin and then 15 seconds later say how you would be outside their house waiting for them lmao go to bed

What's going on, Dana is retiring all the fighters? Is he getting rid of old wood?

>Holly has had 4 title challenge fights

She’s still a horse faced narcissistic whore.

>Dana White
>"My cash cow won the fight"

well yeah, his skull is crushed from his knee. that isn't changing.

he throws and then sorta leaves his arm hanging out there for a bit instead of immediately retracting, been doing it his whole career.

also he's just undisciplined and dumb. he has great kicks and potentially distance control a la jon jones, but he just throws some high kicks that get blocked and then walks forward.

if he even keeps fighting he needs to rebuild his striking game around maintaining distance and throwing varied kicks.

>thinking dana still does this for the money
you know he's worth HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS after the UFC got bought out, right?????

>this sjw cunt
they are so fucking transparent

he's literally saying that he's NOT doing that because there isn't beef. fuckin retard

I can't believe how quick she pushed out that ugly baby. It feels like she just announced her pregnancy only a month or so ago.

wish there was an O/U on ben's life expectancy would smash the under

Why you mad homes?

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>Dana getting excited over the shekels

From a scale from 1-10 how wet did Jade's tight pussy get from that Masvidal KO?
Assuming she was watching the fight.

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>because there isn't beef
Semantics.

FUCKING RIVEL!

>the masvidal internet defense force
Holy fucking cringe lmao. How asshurt can you be that your guy won?

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>there isn't beef
>literally wouldn't say the guy's name during JRE
ya, ok.

love the breast swelling
hate the basic thot tongue out pose

In many ways, Askren is still undefeated

i wanna cum on her tongue, her titties, her nose, her big fat gut, in her anus, and in her fishy cunt

She got pregged in september and i called it around november/december.
actually this pic is just around her pregging.

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>Semantics
yeah that's how language works, retard

Can defense force until that spic gets exposed, which should be his next fight.

>Also I agree with his point earlier, why is it fine for dudes to talk shit about him but he can't rub it in their face for being dickheads after the fight?
Yeah he can do what he wants, and if he wants to be the male version of pic related,so be it.
He can't act surprised when people call him a poor sport tho.

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If...

Her tit swelling actually tipped me of to her being pregnant months before she announced it.

FUNKHOUSERED

>Colby fighting Lawler who just lost
Man what a step down for Colby. I guess he has to take a fight though whilst Usman is injured, just to stay relevant.

She's ugly as fuck. Less class than a $20 hooker.

>thinking he dosen't want more

yeah they're strapping his jaw back together tonight

Is there any updates on him?

all white babies are senior citizen looking tier

If you didn't boi him in back yard fights, you're a cazzy my dude.

>mfw his model tier jawline becomes shithouse because his jaw got deleted

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>the virgin wrestle and pray
THE CHAD RAZORS EDGE FLYING KNEE RECORD KO

Dana hates Colby so much he'll probably try to make him fight his buddy Masvidal to decide who gets Usman.

the only reason they are is that they know their guy made an ass of himself in victory. everyone expected better of him, and he failed to live up to expectations by letting his true character show.

>Dana is still this asshurt he was caught with a hooker on social media
lel

Better he gets wrestlefucked in a fight night than in the main event of a ppv by poosman.

ynr

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Pvz is still my #1 to fap to but shes a solid 2nd

I still have yet to ascertain how a guy saying "george sucks at grappling" made him so irrationally angry. Masvicringe will be the only retard to make me root for Colby or Loseman.

this dumb spic is going to have me rooting for usman.
jfc

>fapping to some basic wannabe huezilian thot
Sort yourself out.

same. i didnt like the cringey spic already and askren getting flatlined by him didnt change that

Im sorry how does anyone see this as a sport?

>everyone expected better of him
This dude was beating the shit out of people in street fights way before he was in the ufc. Hes been talking shit left and right, nobody expects him to be humble if he wins. Especially not against Ben Askren.

These posts were made by virgins

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both men have better tattoos then mcgreggor

>everyone expected better of him
He was always like this, why would you expect anything different tonight?

>avatarfag calling someone else a virgin
lol

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becuase many of the base martial arts that make up Mixed Marital Arts are in the Olympics

He was angry that Ben was acting like he was the shit after the controversial fight vs Lawler and that he wasn't open for a rematch.

There’s people out there who have functioning testes and don’t get soifaced over niggers kneeling, dunking, or diving

In the post fight presser Masvidal explains that they have history long before Askren showed up in the UFC. Watch it when it's uploaded.

Till only beat wonderboy in a london decision. I also though WB beat Masvidal?

NEED pornstars who look like Dern lads.

>jewish
>white

Yeah,no

I invented Baby George.
>MOMMY HE SAID HE'D BEAT ME WAHHH
Like so what spic rofl. The fuck was that cringe ass "MAN PPL SAY SO MANY THINGS ABOUT WIVES, RACE, RELIGION UHHH" shit all about? If little benji said he'd fuck his spic wife with a crucifix I certainly missed it.

Thankfully based Dana is going to make him fight the winner of Colby and Lawler so he gets flushed before he has a chance to be embarrassed by the Nebraskan nightmare.

Lawler tapped.

A lot of these big name coaches are over-hyped. I mean if Zahabi was really that good of a coach, his brother would be amazing. Over-hyped coaches are all over. Rockhold's boxing defense is trash still, after 10 years.

Ben is in his hospital gown.

He was talking about all the fighters who talk shit over twitter like Conor, then they get KTFO by real gangster like himself.

I was tripping, yea. WB beat Masvidal.

Punished ben

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rockhold is the face of their male campaign.

Rockhold seems like a dude who'd be unreceptive to coaching cause his unwarranted ego.

laugh it off lol what a homo.

Seeing him get flushed will be comedy geld

he's not, he's just really cocky

Why does basedvidal make askren fags seethe so bad? Askren was always a can

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that's literally him laughing it off,brainlet

Based. If i was his PR guy i'd have him say "YEP. THAT'S ME."

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Seething

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I think pornhub has a brazil section.

One can only hope it would be as hilarious as being the recipient of the fastest KO in UFC history

No biggy.

Khabib actually has good striking.

I'm making fun of him for laughing it off turbo brainlet
>haha oh well i'm proud of what I did no big deal
fucking faggot, can't even be sincere. He fucking his whole shit up, could have retired undefeated and onefc and bellator are starting to look more legit, instead he embarrassed himself and ruined his legacy. haha no big deal. even baby cormier took it better.

Holly, battered from a losing war with Nunes gets a knock at her hotel door. It's Jon. She figured he'd be celebrating at an after party considering he dismantled Santos inside 6 minutes. She quickly wipes her face, embarrassed at the bruises and possible tears. He grabs her hand and leads her to the bed...

She pins him to the bed and laughs almost maliciously,
"We're doing this my way Jon"
"Yes Mistress"
She loves those words.
Holly reaches down and strokes his rapidly hardening cock through his sweatpants. Jon moans.
"Please"
"Not yet Jon, me first"
She scoots up the bed and presses her still clothed crotch into his face...

Homes feels Jon press his face up into her, she groans more at the image than any stimulation.
"That’s a good boy, you know your place don't you"
She hears Jon make a hoarse sound that is Just Fucking Incredible.
Homes growls and raises off of her throne momentarily, all but tearing her shorts and panties getting them off. Her shirt is actually over-stretched in her haste. She doesn’t care.
She plants herself down and grabs Jones head grinding her crotch into his face.
"Fuck, get in there now dammit"

Jon is in a certain kind of heaven.
His Mistress's cunt on his mouth, her scent - that of an athlete, a warrior, surrounding him, her taste filling his mouth, her weight on top of him. This is where he belongs.
Its all almost too much...

It is all too much in the end.
Jon feels a brief moment of all-encompassing pleasure as he goes off in his pants. His hips buck up into nothing and his finger bury themselves in the comforter that he is laying on. A quavering moan escapes his lips.

Homes feels the interruption in his movements and the shaking of his body.
She raises up and shifts down to sit on his chest.
"Did you really?"
Jon has never been happier to have dark skin before in his life, his face feels a thousand degrees as he turns looking away from her.
Something about the whole situation is unbearably arousing to her.

Homes chuckles smirking like a lioness,
"I guess that means you'll be able to last longer later, right?"
The shift in Jon's expression is instant, she swears his eyes rolled all the way back into his head, another involuntary groan comes from his lips.

She shifts of to the side as he strips, tossing his clothes into a random corner of the room, neither of them have the ability to thing about anything except each other's bodies.
When he's finished she pounces on him again, sitting on his stomach, ass just barely resting against his cock, her cunt leaking onto his body leaving a wet spot on Jon’s abs...
Homes grinds on Jon's abs brushing her ass on his cock on each return stroke, feeling it twitch and jump with each motion. She palms a breast, massaging it in tempo with her movements.
The power she has is intoxicating, the expression on Jon is intoxicating, her clit rubbing on his abs is intoxicating. This is a Nirvana that no one else will experience.
Jon watches her move, her breasts sway, her sweat drip, her muscles ripple. He needs her now.
"Holly, now, please"
Fuck he can barely talk
She smirks at him,
"Holly? Who is that?"
"Whuh? Shit. Uh, Mistress, please. Fuck, please I need you"...

I think that's a large part of it. To add to that though, its the same with big CEOs, musicians, etc. They have listened to themselves, and trusted themselves and became incredibly successful, so while its incredibly annoying its understandable.

Like it or not hes a future WW champ.

>loseman knocks him out in 4 seconds
that would unironically be the greatest meme of all time

>2 second KO. Gonna be tough to beat.

it's a fucking twitter post two hours after getting heem'd stiff,autismo

Homes grins at him laughing slightly,
"Well you've been such a good boy, so I'll reward you"
She lifts up again and shifts her hips back, reaching down she grasps his cock lightly - its slightly dirty from his earlier 'accident' still, she finds this hot in a way that she can't quite explain. She is silently thankful for the Birth Control almost all female fighters take.
She rubs his dick against her lower lips getting some extra lubrication on it, Jon is always a stretch.

She slowly sinks down on him feeling that mix of burn and pleasure that she loves. A deep moan leaves her. Jon remains still during this, he's not going to ruin this by going off early or bucking too far into her.
After about 20 of the longest seconds of their lives her ass is pressed against his waist hands on his chest, enjoying his tight musculature

Homes raises up and lowers herself down, it’s a smooth, slow, controlled motion. She is fit enough and has enough self-control to make this last. The feeling on emptying and being filled it fantastic, the friction and stretching is baiting her to let loose, but watching as Jon's face tightens and loosens as she essentially tortures him drives her wild inside.

Jon reaches up to grasp her hips, he knows he’s not going to control the pace, he just needs to hold her somehow, get closer, more together.
His hands slip down and bury themselves in her taut asscheeks. He imagines he could bounce coins on them if he tried.
Sweat runs off them in rivulets, Homes abs and chest glisten in the light, she feels sweat roll down her muscled back, Jon's body shines as she looks down at him.
Jon watches as her thighs flex, her breasts bounce, her neck flex when she throws her head back, hears her voice as her gasps and grunts and moans intermingle with his own.

Holly feels the tightness and tension of an oncoming orgasm build rapidly in her, the foreplay had put her at the limit already...

Unironically, his hands aren't nearly as bad as people think. Not powerful at all, but wayyyyy faster than you would expect.

She flexes her walls on him watching his eyes squeeze shut and his mouth open in response, a gasp escaping him.
She rams her mouth down on to his, barely avoiding crashing their teeth together, their first kiss of the night. Her tongue probes his mouth, his pushes against hers. She grabs his face in both of her hands mouth never leaving his, lungs are strained to capacity, both fight to get as much air in through their noses as possible.
Her hip movements shortening as her orgasm approaches. She's not bouncing so much as jerking her hips getting as much clit contact as possible. She grinds her chest against his.
Jon feels his own orgasm coming on but her staves it off with all of his effort, he counts off fight statistics, training programs, cereal box facts.

Homes explodes. A cacophony is going off in her head. Her body is coming apart at the seams.
Her hands leave his face as she loses her balance landing on his tense biceps.
She bites down on his shoulder as her insides tremble growling. Her nails, or what exist of them, dig into his arms. Her back arches, her nipples harden even further, a moan comes from her lips that she cannot stop.
Jon feels his crotch get even wetter.

As she comes down from her climax trembling from the aftershocks, she notices something is off - Jon didn't cum after all of that, he was so dedicated to her experience that he blue-balled himself.
She knows she doesn't have long until she is crashing from this sex high so she has to deal with this now.

She extracts him from herself, shivering at the momentary over-stimulation, she hears Jon almost whimper at the feeling. She kisses the bite mark she left behind. Panting she manages to muster up language,
“Fuck. Fuck, you were great. Let me take care of you. Let me finish you.”
“Please, I’m so close. Please Mistress”...

youtube.com/watch?v=hQyhLZsw7e4

Yeah and it's a stupid fucking twitter post. Maybe don't post on twitter and spend some time with introspection you bum fraud. I guarantee he's gonna laugh this shit off as no big deal in interviews.

She crouches by Jon's rock-hard cock, lubricated by their fluids

She wraps a hand around his firmly cock another holds his balls lightly squeezing them. His dick jumps in her hand.
Quick deliberate strokes glide up and down his cock easily, she wipes the head clean with a section of sheet, there are some things that she doesn't quite like to taste.

She plants a long kiss on the tip, paying close attention to Jon's reaction, savoring it. She suckles on it and rolls his testicles in her palm.
Being already at his limit, he quickly goes off with a shout, filling her mouth with hot salty semen, tastes better than some of the protein shakes she chokes down, she muses.
Homes swallows on it watching his stomach convulse, getting that last little bit out of him.
Jon melts into the bed, dead to the world.

Homes crawls her way up the bed, kissing Jon on the lips tenderly.
After both fighters are spent, they curl up against each other. Jon wrapped around her, she wrapped around him. Pillow talk is beyond them in this situation.

Haha I wonder what Joe rogans dick smells like right now haha

Jorge's biggest fan

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his hands are good enough that people can't put 100% of focus into defending/anticipating takedowns.

It'll be a close fight. Usman is crazy powerful and has really good cardio. Masvidal's lack of telegraphing on kicks and punches is really nice though. Would love to see it but the JewFC sucks.

3 piece with a soda

Exactly. They are so focused on defending those that it seems like they just forget and eat the punches instead. Gooby had tons of success pressuring Khabib, Khabib didn't look good at all fighting off his back foot. I wish we could get that Tony fight to see what happens when he faces constant pressure.

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>3 piece with a soda

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jones rolling in with a wheelchair

Good to see he lives at least

Has anyone read it?

Why does Jon Jones speak with a gay lisp?

He's pandering to American public

He is a nerdy guy at heart.
And he is a sociopath that hides it with that lisp, he's less threatening when he talks like that vs like a 'gang banger'.

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He's schizo and that's white Jon Jones talking

that's not schizophrenia, you fucking idiot

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It was good.

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Jesus, sorry I'm not an expert in mental illness like you obviously are

well, keep your judgement to yourself until you understand, all right?
We are all the key to making the world a better place! Let's start with today, loser! xp