Heem

It's sad because this was Santos's chance to win but his knee buckled. Jon will adjust in a rematch unless Santos goes for the 1st round KO as predicted and gets a heem

Baby burrito with fries

1 wrong decision away from being a top 3 card of all time

8.5/10, would’ve been GOAT had it not been for that wack ass decision last match

THIS

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anyone got a replay with sound of the Askren 'fight' ?

I heard Luke got heemed pretty bad lmao

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They're really gonna make my boy Colby fight his brother for the belt. Curse you, WME. A pox on you.

disappointing
7/10
>roided whiteboy couldnt heem an old man
>diego didnt tap
>jones winning the decision

3pcsoda/10

What's next for the main card winners?

toilet boy?

Brave man, but your boy isn't even flushed he's dead

Not gonna lie I was a butthurt h8r going in, but now I respect the miami flow vibe.

same. He beats him in the eventual rematch when T. wood, RDA, or Usman expose him as the can he is and he's forced to fight Ben again.

Ben was winning until the knee

Mods give me that 3 piece & a soda flair pls

This is literally how to kill a wrestler. Jorge would murder Khabib

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I think is clear that Jones needs to rematch santos next right? And i nedd my boy smiff to delete the remaining chin of cockhold

>Win fight 3-2 on one leg

>lose cause Dana White sucks off Jon "pico" Jones

why even fight? it's rigged.

Literally don't understand what Jon was doing. Absolutely bizarre. No wrestling, barely fought. Santos literally ended up self heeming on heem day

Cazzie was watching and he's come away more of a Santos fan and is essentially saying he won the story of the fight and 2 legged Santos wins the rematch.

I don't get it. What was he doing? Why fight like that? Why leave it that close?

pic related out of ten

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If it were not for Santos knee he could have easily KOed Jon "boner" Jones

Rigged

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Objectively it wasn't a robbery.
Jon outstruck him. Caused the more significant damage, had the octagon control and dropped him once and also dominated all clinch and grappling exchanges.
Santos tried harder and fought well, but he didnt defeat JBJ

Where you at my nig?

mummy's looking milky

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DERN POSTER PROVEN RIGHT AGAIN.

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whats worse?
jones vs santos or nunes vs valentina 2?

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so your boys are till and asskrem?
does your life consist purely of toilet flushing noises?

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Fuck Maspeedal. Literally the biggest fucking fluke in MMA history. If he wanted Askren to "run it back" with Lawler or whatever then he should give Askren a rematch too. But he won't because he's a dumb hypocritical beaner. Post the webm all you want, spam @ me saying COPE, whatever, it doesn't matter. Askren beats him in a real fight and you fucking know it.

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>27-0
haha, yea, I'm sure no one has attempted a flying knee on khabib.

I hope this isn't the last time we see Ben Askren in the Octagon.
There's still a lot of good fights for him at welterweight, or superlightweight when they introduce that division any day now.

trips confirm.

When will we get news about the consistency of Askren's brain?

>have drank a 6 pack since 9pm
>don't even have a slight buzz

Sheeeit

I hope he can come back, I really doubt it but it would be sad to see him go like that

How the fuck did Maia beat Masvidal?

tfw huge shev fan but still haven't watched that.
Time to self induce some rage.

Underrated

it's a shame dern ended up having a black baby
i miss dernmark

1 down, 3 to go

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youtube.com/watch?v=l4o8DgpnawM
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

KEK I missed this

POST FIGHT PRESSER

youtube.com/watch?v=4Z_eMA8ZYdg

Pettis knew the knee was coming

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fucking based

Not talking shit about masvidal and at least he feints the jab before shooting the take down

That's the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen lmao

Gamebred said fuck the three piece and a soda, I'll just hit him with that drumstick /s

this,
in a close fight, whoever has the most control of it should win

My favourite thing about Santos' performance is how shit it makes Rockhold look. He used Santos as an example of how weak Light Heavyweight is, and Santos goes to a very close split decision with the GOAT while Rockhold gets knocked the fuck out by Jan Blachowicz of all people.

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What's that in his pants? A fucking salami?

Cope

Dustin "The Showtime Diamond" Pettis is a beast

>pettis

>black baby

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no

Santos had really shitty technique and you could tell he muscles his kicks, shit backfired when his knee gave out. You keep muscling a movie your joints are going to give, its why you drill technique over and over so you dont blow out your body's joints

9.25

There were two stinkers but the good way outweighs the bad

Best of 2019

>post event empty feeling sets in

I can't handle this, lads. This was a weird one. Askren gets flatlined. Jones gets beat up by a one legged man. Where do we go from here?

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That's just absolutely savage.

backpacked him, didn't start with a fucking double leg where his entire head is exposed

how did jones win 5 round lol

Luke wins the rematch. That was a 1 in a million lucky shot. Let's be real for once.

she looks like she exclusively fucks black men

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Khabib isnt dumb enough to attempt a takedown on a target that is charging into him..

Lol jon literally lost to a fucking middleweight version of spammy creaming myself

I kind of get the "you gotta TAKE the belt" argument when a fight is razor thin-close.
But come on are judges really retarded and just hand it to every champion that goes to dec unless they get outclassed?
I cant believe i gave this "sport" a chance lol

Askren vs Till for the toilet bowl

jorge tapped

Will Ben be there?

GOD IM SO GLAD THIS FAGGOT GOT MURDERED

ben literally got slept in 2 seconds and you want a rematch?? You should have a cope fap.

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WHAT is a six (6) doing there, ffs??

That's why you save your drinks till aftyer the event blad

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>forgot about Rockhold getting shadow realmed
Man this card

A bunch of shit cards coming up but at least we get like 6 more weekends of fights.

I honestly I feel sorry for him. He is a good guy but in just two fights he got CTE for a lifetime

Watching Jones this fight reminded me of why he would rather run over pregnant women instead of fighting rumble.

Did this guy figure out which one sounded better?

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me on the right

Webm of jon dropping santos with that elbow?

fights next week
drink and masterbate until then

Machida karate wins again
It was in karate's kata that you learn to anti grapple and beat a double leg wrestling takedown with a knee. They call it in karate a meri geri

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did you bet on masvidal like colby told you to?

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Get excited for next week's card of course
*looks up next week's card*
I mean... get excited for the card after next week's card!

Hall kino soon, brothers.

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jan heems jon stiff

Like your mom?

SEETHE

A P O L O G I S E

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webm of jones' flying knee?

How do you stop Jorge lads? He's probably the best striker/anti-wrestler in the UFC

based

Jon has this weird thing where he doesn't even try as hard if he doesn't have something to prove.
>People say "oh gus is the hardest fight jones ever had!!!"
>Jon absolutely embarrasses him in the rematch and flushes him permanently
>that whole feud with DC
>Jon is the first man ever to knock him out and finish him
Then you have guys like Smif, OSP and Thiago where Jon just doesn't bother too hard to finish. Jon would have got him out in a single round if he wrestled.

So is Ben is ok? Any updates?

>scoring the 4th for santos
>not the 5th
what the fuck

oss!

>Pettis

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The difference is Masvidal actually won, unlike Askren who was gifted the win. oh and COPE

yo i just gotta tell you fucking guys

askren deserved to be knocked the fuck out in 5 seconds for that "fight" with lawler man

2019 is such a good year for UFC

ufc should sign soldic so he could clear out all these cans

This but unironically.

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What is next for Ben?

youtube.com/watch?v=WwMP-dUOo0U

LOOK AT THIS DOOD

You're legiid my favorite poster

if you are drawing the rematch card, lawler gets first rematch.

hope his brain is bleeding fuck that moralfag

Polish Power would crush Jon

walker folds jon like an askren

8/10. 2 of the main event fights were lame but the other three were very good. Luke getting retired was the best part

Heem day delivered

Jones doesn't usually give away rounds so easily though

Who is the chick?

american beers are like 4-5% and around 33cl in the six packs, you drank that over a 4 hour period no shit youre not buzzed

Get 6 tall boys instead

>Askren for the rest of his life now

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Any updates on Askren's brain?

Some american poster uploaded a screenshot of a bet on masvidal winning him $1600

He's still at the hospital. Only Masvidal at the press conference.

based

>Jones (((wins))) lol

>we b fightin smar n shiee
>dat wuz da gamepla

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Unequivocally unironically based. Jon Jones career is fucking finished.

It was a lesser version of Ngannou heeming Overeem. Same kind of shovel left hook

People should have respect before they get KTFO. God was using Masvidal as his proxy.

are you for real

ESPN era is crazy man
Do you believe in chakras?
I think there's some crazy high frequency vibrations coursing through the UFC now
I'm worried though if it gets out of control it's gonna be too much

askren career in ufc
>wins in a shitty stoppage
>winning streak over by getting heemed worse than aldo
looks like his career is over

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We need Thiago/JJ 2 to determine that
Thiago/JJ 2
>Thiago/JJ 2
Thiago/JJ 2
>Thiago/JJ 2
Thiago/JJ 2

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holy mother of cazzie

the knee actually lobotomized him and cured his aspergers

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O/U on Dana smiling when he says Askren is in the hospital?

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What's wrong with people like you?

Small feet

Santos clearly won 48-47. Fuck this semen slurping sport.

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How was Sanchez vs. Chiesa? I missed it.

>nip is the only one with some integrity
can't say I'm surprised

hope he didn't hurt his arm there

Lol IDIOT

>even askren's kids are happy he got knocked out because he was finally in an interesting fight

lol

to sum up tonight:
>happy asf asscream got starched in the most iconic knockout of all time
>sad rockhold got starched
>happy jones won but looked very beatable, means LHW is not as doomed as we thought, someone will beat jones eventually
>dont give a fuck about wmma still

Very close fight, Jones advanced the entire time and didn't take any damage. Champ is always gonna get the nod

Luke always drops his hands. It's no fluke.

Please do not repost my posts here without my permission.

Classless.
I was ready to jump on his bandwagon, too.

he’s protected lmao UFC won’t let their cashcow lose

prolly his cup

too bad that shark didn't bite him

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thanks. I always rated you spain.

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Looked like the knee hit him on the side of the neck and not head

salty

reminder

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Major cope

based

I heard Jon made some redditors mad by winning again

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>So, Ben, what are your thoughts following this bout?
>Uhh, duhhh, ffffttpppffff, buhhh, ben shark make poopy pant

>the GOAT
we can stop that now can't we

askren fight stopped early. ben has a warrior mentality he showed it with the lawler fight

twitter.com/POSTERBOYJM/status/1147733838967255040

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>coping this hard
Chill out buddy

this is what Ben was seeing in his head post knee

BEN IS SUCH A DUMB FUCKING NIGGER LMAO. REDDIT ON SUICIDE WATCH

That's gonna be a COPE from me dawg

What's next for Luke

commentary was awful felder was nonexistent they kept saying the same damn thing, that moment Jones through that huge uppercut and whiffed none of them said anything only to get back to santos's knee which hadn't changed in five secs. godawful stuff

so what we're see here, is that the 34-13 spic can, is indeed, a can?
We're gonna have to put up with spic posting until he gets exposed again.

Lolol will this guy ever not be obsessed?

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I honestly have no idea why he didn't shoot. He is my boy but I think his ego is going to his head. GSP was the pure opposite, he knew where he was going to dominate and he made the fight go there. Jon actively attempts to beat fighters at their own game. He undoubtedly would have murdered Santos is he wrestled him but he was just dead set on proving he could beat him at standup.
If Jon ever gets heemed some day it will be because of this mentality.

Anyone else glad askren got fucking exposed as a fucking can?
god he was fucking annoying, thinking he was running shit.

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boring as fuck. you missed nothing but two gay jiu jitsu sparring for three rounds.

Has Askren been exposed in the UFC? He has looked like shit and gotten major CTE in both of his fights?

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A rebound fight against Santos :^)

it was square on the jow, instaheem, stiffy as stone

taking a chapter out of frank abbots page there.

God, you are sooo stupid.

Based

twitter.com/dc_mma/status/1147736316588613634

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wait lads, rememember in embedded when jorge threw the knee and everyone said they heard a pop????... he was trying to warn ben

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I'm going to /gif/

He posted that after Luke lost but yeah he'll never live Jones raping him down.

I heard it split in two pieces like a peanut

It was Chiesa just playing around with Diego on the grouond.

nice one mate. Going in the folder

Absolute chinlet

Wanna hear a joke?

Ben Askren

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He isnt that good. Cant hangle a good kicker who moves. People mocked me for saying this. Lol.

Askrens style has always been "Shoot and take offense on the chin." this time his chin couldn't take it

pettis over thompson was the fluke. masvidal is actually better than pettis.

Ben thought his shit didn't stink.
Some of you young zoomers might not know what that means. But it's a valuable lesson.
You gotta stay humble even if you talk trash.

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DC is just mad because Jon proved he could win against a knockout artist without using wrestling.

Have you APOLOGIZED yet?

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Jones' leg was FUCKED it would've been really hard to really power into a takedown. Jones hid the damage well.

ALSO WHY THE FUCK IS THERE 10 MINUTES OF DEAD TIME IN THE PRESSER?!?! HAUL THE NEXT FAGGOT IN HERE SO WE CAN GET TO MASVIDAL ALREADY.

Makes no sense. Frontal lobe is where "humanity" sits. Lobotomized patients/victims become idle spergs. Damage to the frontal lobes makes normal people become cold/impulsive/ less sympathetic. Black people have an underdeveloped frontal lobe.

Askren is presently in the hospital with brain hemorrhage

Till

Time for Luke to retire. Those heems have given him schaub-tier CTE.

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let's fucking hope so
1-2-5 Santos

DC posted that after his bestie Rockhold got gadooshed, before the Jones fight.

so he's still 34-13 and can't beat anyone in the top 4?

I always knew he'd win though.

He's gone too long without coke and easy sleazy women
Losing his savage sadistic streak
Old Jon would have torn Thiago's leg apart

>Askren beats him in a real fight
What wasn't real about a wrestler diving in for a takedown and getting kneepieced + soda'd?

5 seconds

He clearly stated why in his post fight interview with Joe Rogan.

fake tweet faggot

Kek

Why would I apologize for what I knew he'd do all along?

Me in the top-right giving Khabib a wet willy

Ben Askren TROLLS AND MEMES on Dana White XXD

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holly kept holding out on him and it fucked with his head

Wonder how Rumble would’ve done

I invented ben "bum" askren

based and also redpilled

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>Pettis
>Swedes

And when I say Old Jon, I mean Young Jon, the Jon of old. The Fox Era Jon, not this ESPN Era Jon

lads which one is more based
>18-1
or
>5 seconds

100% right fuck GAMEsped

top-left*, plz b pacent i hav autism

I think Askren would do quite a bit better in a rematch but he really fucked himself over by refusing Robbie the rematch, so he has really zero grounds to call for one.
If he isn't permanently flushed he needs to just keep his head down, take whatever Dana gives him and climb his way back up. He's a smart guy and a company man so I don't think he'll seethe too hard so all that we have to see is if he decides to fight again or not.

Manuwa hurt him more than Jones did

Okay sorry

>That taunt afterwards
What part of Miami,Cuba are you from?

>It's a meme flag disappears only for the PPV episode

>frank abbots

They both look the same, fight at the same weight and dress the same

Askren is not a good mma fighter

Jon respected Santos' power and fought smart. Not fun to watch but the right way to fight a power puncher like Santos

hmmmmm looking like some COPE

So wrestling was a meme all along

Herb Dean woulda let it keep going until Askren regained consciousness

ta x

>the wizard
>posted at 1:11
here we truly go

He's not wrong

I didn't even know there were fights on today and it's a pretty stacked card

dont ask questions you dont want the answer to

>Jones finally exposed
>Nunes solidified as GOAT
>Asskren annihilated
>Puke flushed again
>Slicc jitz from Chiesa
>Nate punking Khabitch's crew in the crowd
>Decent card on the horizon
Tonight was a good night lads. I'll sleep well.

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difference between him and masvidal is that ben actually has a chance to beat the champ or top 3, masvidal can't. Masvidal will get exposed real quick

he could still be very good if he just tries circling rather than walking a straight line. considering that masvidal did this in his last fight as well it was silly.

She doesn't look like dern

This, he just went to get some modelo in the 4th dimension, didnt need to stop it

He posted that when Luke got KO'd

>undefeated
>and still
>career over

*wins*

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>Pliz post the shark dance video again!
>That was so based xd

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both those decisions were correct though. we can agree jon fought like a pussy, but he won 3 rounds.

>huge shev fan
>hasnt watched shev nunes 2
you became a huge fan after 2 fights? lol

the CTE is real

dude askren is completely flushed, you dont come back from this. he needs to fade away. hes essentially 0-2 in the ufc at this point

Herb would have called a timeout, adjusted Ben's mouthpiece, then continued it

I think he is going to be done. That knee could kill someone.

jan didnt look good, luke looked like he was drunk

*wi-

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Jon won

Get over it incels.

Sources say Ben Askren is hospitalized and in critical condition.

lmao fuck that pretty boy faggot

it was a good card and all but felt sorta
"empty",i don't know how to explain it

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Just spoke to Dana White. He said he thought Jones clearly won that fight. Anyone who scored it for Santos should never score a fight again. Not interested in rematch.

askren will take the rematch make my words

i don't watch fights where she loses. ufc app is unironically useful

>Nate punking Khabitch's crew in the crowd
When was that

Yea if you go for a double leg vs a guy charging into you. There is a reason why Khabib doesn't shoot for the takedown at the moment he steps into the cage.

Asscream was probably feeling nervous as fuck fighting a real G and not some can from his own era

Dude needs to retire. That’s a brutal knockout that can change your life permanently. By the time he comes back he’ll be what 36 and only flabbier and slower?

>was writing a post detailing how much of a faggot you are
>battery dies

Oh well.

Give scorecards you absolute faggot. No one cares about your imaginary criteria like "damage" or "he outstruck him".

Faggot.

“I think it’s pretty easy,” Askren said of the Masvidal fight. “He’s simple right? He’s got good hands but his wrestling’s not great. His jiu-jitsu’s not great. His strength is not great. His cardio’s not great. So when you break it down like that, it becomes pretty simple.

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dana is the biggest jones dick rider

Dana White is gay for pay

Cope

How do you come back from 5 seconds bee? Objectively he's the biggest CAN in UFC history.

This. A chinlet's chinlet

Dana has already all planned out for his baby Jon. Cute.

Where does our Lukeypoo go from here?

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE FUNKY RACE

>n-no rematch haha

Israel, Jones and Khabib the only remaining relevant undefeated fighters left
>b-but Jones lost against Hamill
The ref erred.
>b-but Jones lost against Santos
cope
>b-but Costa is undefeated
zero good opponnents

They’re the same age dumbfuck

Yea Forums autocomplete, don't know what hiroshima is thinking.

imagine getting KO'd by a flying knee 5 seconds into the fight

*curb your enthusiasm theme starts playing*

Askren should have stayed retired.

No he won’t. He will spend the next year learning how to tie his shoe and Being potty trained.

cope this dick, it was a fluke

Ferguson?

So is ben still with us?
is his brain fully functional?

Modelo, brewed with a flying knee heem

he really can die after this

It's worse to take repeated sub-concussive blows like a boxer than to be knocked out cold

Well you only need one knee. Santos proved that.

>she looks like she exclusively fucks black men
porn is not real life buddy. And those 'ladies who exclusively fuck black men' only do that because that's their only option

Stop acting like Askren is some kind of elite superstar athlete fighter; he isn't. Only reason you even know about him is cause Joe Rogan never shuts up about his "elite wrestling" and the dude is 0-2 in the UFC, any other ref would have called it after he got spiked on his head and laid out cold by Lawler; today he lost like a can

the real reason he didn't shoot is because he was scared of getting KO'd in the process

he should fight Santos

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that knee wasn't flush to the head,asscream will be fine

Nobody is coming to the press conference because they got news of Askren backstage, announcement coming soon

instagram.com/p/BzmcrE5BXrc/?igshid=1b17alasxm4b4

Khabitch was visibly shook

>god he was fucking annoying, thinking he was running shit.
have been away for a bit, fill me in on what he said/do to piss everyone off ?

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Nunes did nothing. At least Jones won some rounds.

Say it with me /heem/

G O A T
O
A
T

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Why would ANYONE want a rematch of that? Are you alright?

They are also talking about a rematch

is every female fight gonna end in a head kick now?
itd make sense as female thighs are the only muscle close in strength to mens, approx 80%

I'd normally agree with you but he took bombs while knocked out (cause dude spics and "respek")

kek

>the stiff leg
oof

Legid question: Does women get wet and horny when you sleep another man in 2 seconds?

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>It's real
Why does Dana shill this boring faggot so much? Is he a cuck like Rogan?

jon looked like shit
nunes holm went as expected
no words about askren
luke looked like shit
sanchez cornerguy was pretty funny

Jose got heemed in the first strike that connected yet that wasn't the fight that flushed him, it is what it is.
We will see how Askren recovers. I felt terrible for him when they had to hold his hand and lead him out of the cage but human bodies are retarded and don't make sense, he could come back fine or be CTE'd for life. We see. We see.

Why did his knee come out?

youtube.com/watch?v=4Z_eMA8ZYdg

le 3 piece man coming up

been defeated multiple times

jorges on postfight

Jorge at the post. Gonna shit on Askren for sure.

Can we get a CTE Bonus of the night introduced? What should it be?

>askren
>"wins"

yea i doubt his entire catalogue

No, he left us for Schaub

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>cry when women fights dont end in a finish
>cry when women fights end in a finish
Mong

Ben = Bum

>unironically holds the record for being knocked out the fastest in ufc history

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Israel will lose to wrestlefuck, Jones will lose to Johny Walker, Khabib retires undefeated

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MASVIDAL ON
MASVIDAL ON
MASVIDAL ON

Jones isnt the GOAT you dumb monkey.

He had Santos clinched up against the octagon at one or two points and he decided to go for the spinning elbow instead of continue grappling.

Masvidal is such a pos lmao

he threw it to hard and didn't hit anything

Jorge on Askren at presser
>He's a scrub
>Punches were necessary

GIANNA DIOR BEST PORNSTAR

FUCK JOHN MORGAN SHITTING ON JORGE FOR THOSE EXTRA SHOTS

In order to become successful in MMA you literally have to win every fight by heem, otherwise you’ll just get fucked by judges

>he could come back fine
Oh no no no my poor sides, did Weidman come back from Yoel's flying knee fine? Askren has acquired some brutal brain damage from fighting Robbie and Jorge. He came out of retirement cause he wanted a UFC belt, right now he needs to win 5 fights in a row for that to happen and there's no guarantee he doesn't get brutally slept in them all.

what you think asskren is doing right now?

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Said if he sees Akren at whole foods he's still gonna slap him

He also lost to Jay Hieron and got destroyed by some 1000th ranked Mexican Asian. He’s now 2-3 lifetime vs quality opponents.

i agree. if ben wasnt a retard and wouldve tried to set up the shoot then he wouldve wrestleraped that spic for all 15 minutes

>instagram.com/p/BzmcrE5BXrc/?igshid=1b17alasxm4b4

too bad Nate didn't bitchslap Kebab again

So Nunes is the GOAT

Ali always acting tough when he is surrounded by his clients, guy would be a total bitch 1v1

Do you have the webm of it buckling?

Based Schmo

who won the picks pool? where's the results?

he was just sneaking in all three pieces

womens fights are shit no matter how they end

Le Schmo fais

Luke has garbage hands. Lots of people get "lucky" against him for a reason. Hmm...

>I thought he was gunna get up XDDDD

fucking based gamebred

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how can others even compete

some women do, there's power in being deadly which is why famous serial killers get solicited by females in prison

Did you not see the end of the first round? Luke was getting chinned

Askren = Reddit
Masvidal = Yea Forums

Okay incel

I invented toilet askren

>gimmick posting
stop, it was never funny

Jorge shitting on Askren the whole presser. kek

THIS CROTCH AINT FOR DUDES

>His face is a magnet for crotch

Omg Masvidal should be charged with indignity to a dead body

t. spicposter

Thats an even better argument for a rematch.

That’s because you’re a fucking public schooled retard.

So Rockhold unironically thought he could just go in there and get easy takedowns vs 205ers?

Masvidal is definitely /ourguy/

Lol Jorge pretty much ended this dude's entire career

I liked Jorge before but he's acting like a cunt right now. I was cheering for him when he won but he's being a nigger rn

Generally yes, but a knockout like that is truly different, Hendo-Bisping wasn’t even that bad on Bisping compared to this

Huh?

Jorge is the new Diaz

oh sorry,let me reddit that up for you

>DAT WUZ GREAT LE HEEM DAY LOLZ!!!!

Worst card in ufc history

Last ppv I'll ever buy

Go fuck yourself dana

>IN MANY WAYS

Hahahaha Benny Askren got MOGGED

He easily is. LHW sucks now but it was the best division by a mile when Jones won the belt through like 2014.

he acted like a nigger before and is acting like a nigger now, where have you been?
"bruh my mamma said if you don't got nothin' nice to say about someone don't say it" and here he goes in the next second.

BEN "CROTCHFACE" ASKREN

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fluke or not askren took some bad shots tonight, if he isnt punch drunk or brain dead after this, he definitely will after another fight

Imagine wanting Ben Askren to win and thinking he would

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So now it's confirmed wrestling is a meme, right?

3 piece with a soda

BRAIN DAMAGE SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO

ASKREN GETTING FUCKING ROASTED AND REDDIT IS FUMING

he is literal spic piece of shit. yeah you won but this doesn't mean you should act like nigger shitting on your enemy's dead body. hope someday he faces his own knee of justice.

He finna ate the entire buffet

>Hendo-Bisping wasn’t even that bad on Bisping compared to this
How would you know? You're only able to say that in hindsight seeing how well Bisping recovered, while Askren was KO'd earlier today.

my man took a ko knee to the head then + two punches

To be fair Ben said that Jorge never graduated from middle school

Early stoppage IN MY OPINION!

Askren got his 3 piece and soda to go

i-i thought he was gonna get up ;)

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maybe Ben shouldn't have been an annoying faggot

both are as reddit as they can

>imaginary criteria like "damage" or "he outstruck him
take a load of this brainlet LOL

GOAT
O
A
T

the knee mostly hit his shoulder...even jorge mentioned it

still oozing gently out of his ears

LOL

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100%
>train 30 years, NCAA champ, Olpympian
> get heemd by dirty cuban that read in 2 seconds

he knows what he signed up for you pansy faggot bitch

>gets dropped on his head in his first ufc fight
>gets kneed into the shadowrealm in his second ufc fight
albeit dana has hit out of him, how is it going to escalate from here?

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He's responding to the journos, maybe they should stop asking him about Ben. Also I agree with his point earlier, why is it fine for dudes to talk shit about him but he can't rub it in their face for being dickheads after the fight?

quads of truth

Rakic has the best shot

Reyes has no way in hell, Walker is a can crusher and would get Ngannou'd

Literally, why would the spic agree to a rematch?

HAHAHAHAHA MASVIDAL HEEMED THIS GUY'S CAREER AND GIMMICK

he's a bitch nigger but acts like he's better than that.
he ain't.
stay mad.

>quads

askren is reddit, masvidal is worldstar

checked and true

as I said he is one literal posing nigger hope someday he'll face his own knee

you fairy

We couldn't save him

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is jon a can now??? santos' knee was shitted and he still didnt do shit

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cope harder
only one getting heemed is pidor emelianENKO

Feed Ben to Platinum

>askren got heemed in 5 seconds
just cant stop thinking about it

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GAGAGAGAGAAGAGADOOOOOOOOOOOSH

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Let's settle this once and for all: is Askren Jewish?

man Luke sure has some bad luck in recent fights

>quads
american education

who the fuck opens with a shoot in 2019? did asscream train with the shamrocks?

do u have webm of jons flying knee?

>DANA.... I DONT FEEL SO GOOD

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It depends on perspective and shit but from my view when you heem a guy that badly you should just let it go. It was fucking absolutely brutal, but he still feels the need to dab on him? I don't know man. Just leave the guy alone, he's gonna feel bad enough during the hospital stay. Actions>Words everytime, so why is he still stuck on Ben's words?

He always talked about a 165 pound division as if he would be a big reason as to why it was created if it ever were

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its pretty much the repeat of pacquiao vs maywheather

>le no defense man
Come on Luke

>i see your flying knee and raise you with my...doubles

Because he said it all with the knee.
The rest was just sub-human ape posturing

Performance bonus went to Masvidal, Nunes and ya dong

Khabib Diaz shit talking video?

>/ecg/ is masvidal
Cant believe it.

Just a Low IQ Miami Spic ...

khabib and diaz got in a fight?

Stop posting this guy

Jon's superiority was such that he was overly gracious and didn't go for the kill. He even did some tai chi weird hand shit by the end of the fight

>Askren = Reddit
>Masvidal = Mexican Reddit
>Robbie = Yea Forums

what was he thinking in this moment?

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khabob n diaz argued tonight

masvidal def smarter than at least 50% of the ufc roster lmao

>sure let me just duck down and let you knee me in the face my chin can handle it

this is for robbie lawler

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>didn't even hit his head really

Askren wasnt even moving for half a minute, Bisping was completely fucked but at least motioning and twitching. Not rocket science dude, some knockouts are clearly worse than others

fucking god man, shes so goddamn milfy. I want to fuck her so bad, I want to taste that goddamn slit.

he is my only hope now as jon has become shit

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Dribbling

Seething spamming reddit loser

he's at least smarter than CTE'd askren

What was she thinking in this moment?

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cringe

based

agree reyes is the weak link of the 4
rakic and walker both long, technical and powerful guys. if santos could give jon this much trouble im excited to see what they bring

Dana is retarded

shit, you found that. anyway agreed, I suck in predictions. don't overkill me. Im not Ben.

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>mmmm whatcha saaaayyyyy

Maybe you drink too much/too often

Boom roasted xD

Oezdemir unironically beats Jon

haha remember when shev beat her a few more times after the kick?

>at least I don't hold the fastest getting heem'd record in history

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Askren is 0-2

Dana should cut him

Why is the g*rman sperg seething so hard about the GOAT getting the win?Is he a racist or something?

kek'd

Dana said no rematch because he saw Jones winning easily

cope

>can post an image thats over 3mb
>can't post webms over 3mb
this fucking site i swear to god

>hope someday he'll face his own knee
he'll lose plenty more fights, but never by KO. Maybe a weak TKO where you're getting wrestled and can't get out of the position, but he'll never get completely KO'd.

100% Pure Wrestler
100% Pure boxer

Loses every time in MMA*.

Except for 100% ____. Quiz for /heem/

thats a big ring

Is Rockhold vs Smif a lock now?

Lol Valentina lost you waifusperg.

Lawler already flushed him lol

Transitioning to the NBA?
Bold move.

Pure Krav Maga

Cockhold broken jaw

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cool down, ahmed. you're seething.

Luke broke his jaw

onehunnert percent b

ROCKHOLD BROKE HIS JAW. CONFIRMED BY DANA

Robbie spiked him on his head 10 seconds into his UFC career. That shoulda told you right away that he was a can.

where did you get cuckhold footage after partying with his junkie ex?

RIP Luke

>tfw askren is my boy
he wins the rematch it was a fluke

>Luke confirmed broken jaw via Dana. Dana said he should hang them up.

F

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>L-Luke isn't a chinlet
>another broken jaw

Lmao

cockhold has a broken jaw

ouch

I invented Bathroom Ben

1000 keks my friend

Talk shit, get hit, every time.
Ben survived Robbie beating the everliving piss out him and won the fight, not following up just leaves it open for what happened to Lawler to happen to Jorge. If Ben doesn't want to be knocked unconscious, he's in the wrong business and if you can't accept people getting KTFO and blasted afterwards then stop watching MMA, it's not gonna stop happening.
And you're still disregarding why it's fine for people to talk shit at Masvidal yet he's not allowed to talk shit back after the fight.

>Being a jawlet

Cockhold broken jaw

Now I feel bad for him

Lulz still crying years later

based and red pilled

masvidal won the story of the fight
masvidal won the war
masvidal won the ko of the year
masvidal won the bonus
masvidal won the title fight

retards not realizing this makes BASED COLBY have even higher stock

NEW THREAD:

Ben would unironically win this fight if he hadn't lost

Imagine thinking its cool and "gangsta" to take theatrical shit talking personally and act like a complete dumbfuck after seriously injuring another athlete because you're a retarded streetfighter who talks slow and looks homeless. Can't wait his untalented ass gets wrestlefucked by someone else.

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where's results of the fight picks??? who won it??

Low IQ Miami Spic

>luke should hang them up
>I love having Diego Sanchez around
Based Dana

hardly

The highlights literally only show Jones and the dislocating knee, but Santos lit Jones the fuck up hard with a few shots and Jones didn’t really play predator after that.

>sub-human ape posturing
Like Ben's shittalking? Why is it okay to talk shit before the fight but not afterwards? And why is it an issue if the dude isn't even awake to see it?

>5 seconds

lmao. what combo u want famalam?

>dem briefs
Would unironically get fugged by Cockhold

Doctors Ended Lukes Career ....

>you now remember Askren's campaign to make this fight happen when people thought he would rematch Lawler
>you now remember Askren doing all the media and Masvidal not showing up
>you now remember Askren on the Schmo hyping this fight
>you now remember Askren convincing people he would skip Colby and be next in line

Ya seethe

Askren was winning round 1 before the flying knee

>Also I agree with his point earlier, why is it fine for dudes to talk shit about him but he can't rub it in their face for being dickheads after the fight?
He can do what he wants, and if he wants to be the male version of pic related,so be it.
He can't act surprised when people call him a poor sport tho.

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this much is True

>wahh he's a poor sport
When's the last time he acted like a dick to someone that respected him?

"looks like Ronald McDonald on his 3rd shift"

>comedy gold

In many ways Masvidal actually won

He already slapped him up. He owns the LW division

Fluke Rockhold

>slaps entire Khabib crew
Nate is literally the king of Dagestan now.

Yeah he's going full retard. He's gonna get Heemed bad by Poosman or Woodpooly.

He is a juicer. That automatically takes him out of the equation.

GSP is the GOAT.

Retard, Scarface is fiction.

Retard, he didnt talk shit. Stop admiring to the culture of highachool dropouts.

Jones isn't a great chain wrestler like Khabib or Maia, he's not just going to ride you until he gets you down. He usually sets up his takedowns or hits them from trips/caught kicks, and works from the clinch. Because of how powerful Santos, and how he punished John in close range, he didn't go there.

Everyone’s on PEDs.