How the fuck do you MMA fans listen to this retard for every match?

Rogan was a great commentator before he started trying to force narratives and resorted to screaming catch phrases.

you can hear now he makes some MMA-related comments, then just breaks into the OHH OHH OHH and HE'S HURT HE'S HURT and speculates about injuries. Fucking retard, isn't that what his podcast is like too?

How do I get this kind of body?

become a 50 year old roiding manlet

he loves sucking that roid babby cock so he only appeals to the bottom of the barrel of casualniggers

>listening to rogan complaining there's not enough calf kicks the whole night

if this is how bad he does what he's good at, how bad are his podcasts? how do people listen to 3 hours a day of this guy

there's no one better at his job

>Reminder this cuck has an adult mixed-race daughter that isn't his.
so...he's a good dad?

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>Yea Forums used to love JRE 3-4 years ago
>it became more and more popular and now everyone is shitting on him
Never change, bums

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Because he's better than the retard who would take his place?

>a fucking cuck worshipping leaf

I'm loving this Rogan hate thread. Goldie sucked too. We're past the TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING era. The only old school person they should keep on staff is Bruce Buffer. Anik and Felder are the commentary A-Team as far as I'm concerned.

Manlets have such weirdly proportioned bodies

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what's his problem??

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I actually don't mind him as a UFC commentator. He's very knowledgeable of both moves and the fighter's career histories. The JRE is fucking garbage though and cringe af.

Don't even get me started on the fact that he thinks he's a standup comic.

Cuz he was actually fresh for a while.

mma fans are bottom of the barrel

>He's very knowledgeable
hahahAHAHAAHahahahaHAhAhaahahahaha

>hahahAHAHAAHahahahaHAhAhaahahahaha
Not an argument.

Okay then, he's not knowledgeable at all.

uh oh you hit a nerve with this leaf

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t.ex commie armchair expert

He is though. He has a long history of martial arts himself both as a fan and as a participant.

this retard calls 'world class' any shitty crossfitter that fights in the ufc
no need for more arguments

USA USA USA

>not after saying honda housey being a once in human history talent

It's actually hit or miss because Joe is relatively uninteresting, and speaks like drug addict. The quality of the episode depends entirely on how interesting his guest is.

Well he's dick sucked Jones for the last several years so I don't where you've been. He always ranks Jones as the greatest fighter in the history the sport. Listening to him is like nails on a chalkboard.

He's a glownigger

Damn watching that aspie get knee to face was great

god damn americans on this board are fucking retards kys

>when people try to tell you how intelligent of a podcast JRE is

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OH HE'S HURT MIKE

you and I both know joe has gotten incrementally more gay with each passing minute
When he's 60 he'll be Elton John

Go to the swedecuck board. Oh, right it doesn't exist. Neither should you.

I only thank this place for introducing me to Rogan outside fear factor because I got to find out who Joey Diaz was. His podcasts are funnier because they all are based on degenerate past experiences on his life in Joisey.

>midget
>short arms
this faggot must be a riot inside elevators

Yeah he's an informed voice in commentary.
His show and his attempts at standup let you know that he's just that smart, funny chill dude at the factory who makes people laugh on the lunchbreak. He belongs on a milk-crate somewhere, talking about wacky shit to the other guys on shift.

>he actually believes Joey diaz' retarded cokehead pussy eating hijinx stories

because Yea Forums is contrarian to the core and opposes anything mainstream

Joey Diaz is a bullshit artist. He lies everytime he opens his mouth.

>Joey Diaz is a bullshit artist.
and you are a bitch.

that doesnt mean it isnt funny

He explains the ground part of the fights very well. It's just that that part of the game is at an ebb right now, so there's less for him to do than there used to be.

Anyone try watching Wimbledon? The coverage was atrocious. I don’t think they mentioned a single thing about their playstyle, it was all about “confidence” and “coolness” and arbitrary shit that happened off the court.

Made Rog Dog look like a professional

The only people more retarded than Schaub-knobs are Diaz fans lmao

If Joe kicked any of you low test onions boys in the chest you would crumble to pieces and die.

I don't give a shit if they are real or not, they are hilarious you fucking momos.

Name one active MMA fighter with a higher kick force than Joe Rogan.

*throws glancing blow that barely connects*
OH THAT HURT HIM OHHHH!

All of Rogans friends are unfunny.

No. You only find Diaz hilarious because you're a moron.

Joe Rogan is unironically a top 10 American intellectual of his generation

Rogan is literally the tallest manlet

It's well known among mma fans that Rogan has been shit for a while, also that the 3 man commentary crews are retarded. I like DC on color and he also has the credentials.

Rogan's one of the best. Do you fags even watch other organisations? They're TRASH
Lurk moar faggots

you have to be 18 to post here

He only commentaries for the PPV's that take place in the U.S, so that's only around 9 cards a year

I hate that "OOooohhh" noise that he makes constantly now. I swear it only started recently, or at least only became so feminine recently. I honestly used to love him but he's started to grate on my nerves lately