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>32
>Loveless Relationship
>Autistic kids
>No international Titles
>Got kicked out of Niggertina
>Mommy still defends him publicly
>Only Soccer friend is also a weirdo

Where did everything go wrong?

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chile

>Got kicked out of Niggertina
what happened?

When he got those awful tattoos

So much this

I reckon most things went wrong for you when you were born in Chile.

Messi, on the other hand, is a legend and will be remembered as one of the best players ever.

Didn't he marry his childhood sweetheart?

After murdering her original boyfriend, yes. She looked much happier with him than messoy.

based Messiah

bluepilled
redpilled

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Alpha fucks beta bucks

Were watching his decline live.
its happening faster than we expected

Just played one of his best seasons ever. Maybe the most dominant one. It's the team around him that is failing badly. Messi is so good he has masked Barca's disintegration.

Murdering your love interest current sexual partner is an alpha move tbf

and won what? oh yes, the trophy he wins every year with that one club he stays with. too scared go out his comfort zone

>trophies don't count if you're good!
penaldo literally joined the team that had won their farmers league the last SEVEN times

That didn't happen, guy is well and fucking Antonella all the time when the gremlin is training.

You can actually tell 2 of the kids are his, the third is Suarez's

lel liga is joke and we all know it. Even Majorca are in it

This to be quest honest with you

In terms of challenge and prestige it goes WC > PL > Libertadores. There are the be all end all of football achievements.

Everything else doesn't matter. ''''''''''''''''Champions''''''''''''''''' League lost all prestige after Halal and Farcelona bought it for years, but the final insult was a final with two teams that NEVER won their home league.

QUITE*

These*

Apologies lads I just woke up

Another reddit space to trigger the australian

fuck off twain, the meme lore of him being assassinated by the hgh abusing midget is funnier. They investigated his death and called it a suicide despite the three bullets to the back of his head.

He was a very fast shooter

>lore
Hello alfonso. No I'm not twain, the gremlin's kids are also not his, not lore, reality

slander the thread meanwhile you hero GOT A NIGGER KID

hi tony montana

You're younger than I expected, Cuckwain. Also you have the ABSOLUTE AUTHORITY of a chinese frog mating board and a basement, don't sell yourself short

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>Soccer

This

hello twain-alfonso
sure whatever messi's a cuck
but the chad stays dead

>twain and alfonso are the same person
>messi is a cuck
acceptable lore

kek

>30 posts
>20 posters
o twain...

Her smile offends me . it gives me " what if your whole life was a lie?" vibes

At least there are no drugs this time

I feel bad for the real Twain, man. He gets called out here regularly and the guy didn't even do anything

Can't argue with autists. He even made a post saying Messi is better than Ronaldo and none of them cared lol

I almost feel bad for the guy, I cant imagine what's gonna happen with him after he retires

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Reminder that there is nobody called Alfonso.
Alfonso is a TWAIN lie he invented on his Argie proxy to divert attention away from him getting BTFO again and again.
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/92485930
Note that he cries about the nonexistent Alfonso in the same thread he had his mental breakdown in the following day.
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/92497249

But let's get back on topic. How can ANYBODY defend Penaldo, a wimp who got beaten up by a moth and can only score against severely weakened Andorran peasants? How many goals has Penaldo scored in Euro 2020 qualifying so far? Does it even matter though? Poortuglel already have a playoff spot because of the continent-wide hosting meme, so he'll avoid statpadding another hat-trick against Luxembourg farmers.
>but-but the Nations Le-
ague is a Mickey Mouse cup that Spain, Italy, Belgium, France and Germany didn't even take seriously. Not even Penaldo, who played one game (to statpad against Swiss farmers) took it seriously until the moment he got to hold the trophy
>"damn, with this paycheck I've collected, I'll be able to pay off my rape accusers, pay my tax fraud fine, and pay my legal fees after losing the court case to the moth who assaulted me."

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Damn, dude looks like an off Enrique Inglesias

hey alfonso

>to statpad against Swiss farmers
Those same Swiss farmers that beat (your aforementioned) and best team in the world Belgium 5-2