HEEM DAY Gamethread #8

stream?

Mom just told me she thinks Santos will win
I'm thinking it's over.

SMALL CALVES

Yep, I think Jones will be HEEEEEEEEEEM'D tonight

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No offense.

Thiago by landing a hard hook on a Jones who got a little cocky and looked away while retreating in the waning seconds of the 2nd round.

Its been kind of a wild night. Imagine if Jones gets rekt

whiteys tonight were like "this consciousness is too spicy"

NIGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Boring fight

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Does Askren get cut after tonight? He was arguably heemed against Robbie as well...

Bums + Cuban knees = match made in heaven

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Jon is losing his legs

LEG KICK HIM!!!!

Why is Rogan such a huge fan of low kicks?

My boy Jones is going to make all you haters look foolish

Tears in my eyes. Jon Jones his career will finally end tonight.

JONES IS GETTING REKT TONIGHT

why is jones no-selling leg kicks? does he just not respect the business?

Jon being too patient, losing the round

that was a fluke win.

LET'S GO BONES

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His stupid stick certainly does

lads we traded Ben Reddit Askren for Jones getting heemed.

She was so cute too.

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It's time for a new Brazilian champ.

Because they are kino.

ik schijt op de 078

haha.
no
keep crying though

I could heem jons and santos at the same time

LEG KICK
E
G

K
I
C
K

ITS HAPPENING

Jones is getting heemd tonight you can tell

JON IS GONNA GET HEEMED

y nuevo

Cocaine

LETS GOOO HUE BROS

for sure keep your mouthpiece in, b

keep CHANNELING

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Have they ever explained WHY Jones got special treatment? They spent weeks justifying themselves but If ya get flagged in a drug test you can't fight, isn't that the rule.

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jon shook as fuck

Jones living life dangerously for sure.

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Stick? You mean shtick.

Its gonna happen

Wait thats the same person?

>spits mouthpiece out
dirty cheating fuck

Santos doing much better than I thought!

Thiago is gonna land soon and KO Jones stiff

JON GETTING DABBED ON WTF

Askren vs Lawler was a fluke win for Askren
Askren vs Masvidal was a fluke win for Masvidal

wtf is jones doing?

PRAY FOR SANTOS

HE IS /OUR GUY/

YOU GOT THIS BRO!!!!!!!!!

Alex go home and be a family man

Manlet perspective everything is low

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Who won that round?

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T. Elektrische molens cuck

lmaoing at redditors thinking jon jones is gona lose

JONES IS LEGITIMATELY SHOOK

that to.

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You know what would be epic?

If you faked getting hurt to the body, then let the guy rush in and heem him.

C'MON SANTOS

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HES DOING IT

ITS HAPPENING THIAGO ALREADY WON ROUND 1

satnons

Jon has the read. Now he's going in for the kill.

Nice Yiddish, Shlomo.

what was she thinking

I can feel it, Jon is getting heemed tonight

10-8 santos

Grow up

10-9 Santos

Unironically 10-9 Santos.

KEEP GIVING SANTOS YOUR POWER. HE MIGHT PULL THIS OFF!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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High IQ Jon buying some time. Brazil niggers BTFO!

>johnny bones
yikers

10-9 Santos

10-9 Alves

COME ON SANTOS

who won first round?

Santos 10-9

Jones is just warming up.

jon is just sounding this out
listen to how calm jackson is

>he's gonna "grrrrrrrrrr"

10-9 Jones

holy shit this guys coach is a complete cuck

D..did Jon just lose a round to Santos?

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Jons is gonna get the front kick

>THAT FUCKING ACCENT

Lets go Bolsanero 2021

this

lawn chair incoming

tell that to your boy jones

THIAGO WON THE 1ST ROUND

Santos probably told he won the round and now he’s gonna get too excited

imagine if jones gets heemed

My gf keeps saying how Jon Jones is a scary looking ape.

Having a racist gf is so based. She hates nigs and would never talk to one

Is Jones the only guy with a corner that gives actual advice?

jackson and winkie are out there selling snake oil

10-8 jones

Bones is losing this fight, put all your money on SANTOS

They're both scared of each other wtf

>tfw Ben gave his soul to spare us from the ultimate MMA evil
F

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is it just me or is santos fighting 1000x smarter and better than he ever has

10-9 Silva

This. It's called high time preference.

At least a fight that goes to second round

The dumb redditors who think Jon is going to lose are the same redditors who were askren fans

I-is this, dare I say it, the end of Johnny Bones Jones? Cheers lads. Cheers.

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>tfw Santos got anderson'd

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COM ON SANTOS

jealous

SANTOS WITH THE PSYCHE

rising to the occasion but let's be real jones is just getting reads on him he didnt need to win the 1st

Lads I'm still is disbelief, Masvidal was a split decisions point fighter, now he has both top knockouts of the year.

memes

I think thiago heemed his right knee guys

Jon frequently loses first rounds. He ALWAYS goes very slow in the opening round.

>kicks
>hurts himself

Talking to pillows isn't healthy

Santos might have rekt his shin bros :(

HEEM GIVE SANTOS YOUR ENERGY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Jones is getting a nervous boner

fuck santos looks injured

Please heem this roided up fuckboy

muuh picograms. i want jones to get depressed and hang himself after he loses. I curse him with satan's power.

She’s getting gangbanged by black bulls, m8.

>execute a great gameplan
>fuck yourself up anyway

goddamn it jones is so lucky

Now let's see if he can get past Mickey Gall

HEEM
EVERYONE
EVEN
MYSELF

Jones wins by a choke

jones is just out to frustrate and fuck with him now

>rare
Jones is just that based

Do fights ever go to the grounds anymore? I feel like i'm watching kickboxing more than anything.

You're a moron

Nevermind, Santos is done

Jones shooked him into it.

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He sold his soul to the devil

yep it's over
santos lasted about 1.5 rounds

No homo but you can see Jon Jones's dick through his shorts

Santos is fighting really smart. Jones is a little confused but he'll probably adjust.

OHHHHHH HE’S ROCKED!

Fuck guys, not like this man. Come on.

>kicking an adult human being on the bone
Has Santos ever fought before

A few fights were exclusively on the ground tonight

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>Winning fight
>Tear knee
Unlucky

Santos needs to start windmilling now

Remember Cejudo did his ankle in against the goat and still won.

People literally crumble in front of Jones.

Santos wins round 2 calling it early

>KICKS HIMSELF
LMFAOOOOO JONNYTHE GOAT

the ones who are most outwardly racist are the ones that take BBC in the ass regularly, likes senators who are publicly anti-gay and are caught at gay nightclubs

Staged

#gettinglitup

>blow your knee out
sad

Fuck off Theodoru

LEG KICK

His leg is fucked, its over. He needs to get some crazy lucky KO to even survive all the shit Jones will throw

Can Someone post the cuckolm and asskren KO webm please

damn
he heemed himself before heeming everyone else

santos is injured

ITS OVER GUYS

HEEM man doing good

masvidal v askren was mostly on the ground

>tears ACL in your path

does jones have an iron chin or something? he gets hit with NUKES and doesnt even look hurt

I thought he hurt his right toes?

I’mma be pissed if this ends due to injury.

\o/

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jones playing with fire but i think heem day will end predictably

Dios mio

Win or lose Santos is based and our guy.

A FUCKING FLUSH HEADKICK

JONES IS FINNA GET FLUSHED SOON LMAO

10/10

Jones doesn't look the same recently

Has Jones ever been this cautious?

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what a ride lads

You Yankees (and leafs) just can't think of anything else can you? Sad

OH FOR FUCK SAKE

FUCK YOU JONES

CHEATING CUNT

jones' chin is pulsing

Spic-tos is just s spaz

nice meme

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JESUS, HOW DID HE FUCKED UP HIS OWN KNEE? DOES HE HATES HIMSELF? FUCK

if the next three rounds go like the first two Bones will win an uneventful decision

JUST MAN UP MARRETA YOU KEK

Its over jon

SANTOS 2-0

Is jon jones gonna finally lose

have some respect for the fighters kid.

Why does Jones keep throwing meme kicks?

Kek

Stop watching porn you cucks. It fucks you in the head and makes you think this

jones is looking slow af. not just feeling out santos, but legit slow.

>JBJ spamming meme kicks
SHOOOOOOOOOOOK

Jones won both rounds so far. Santos is finished

Asterisk win for Jones

HE WON ROUND 2

Jones shook

2-0 Heem day

20-16 jones

CMON HEEM GODS GIVE ME ONE MORE HEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMM

easy work for jon

HIT HIM WITH YOUR ACL

Nice Round 2. Warming up now.

two rounds Santos, imagine he steals a split decision.

i think hes just so long and he moves away at the right time that the impact is reduced

Lol the typical leftist nonsense: "If you don't like gays, you are gay. If you don't like crime, you are a criminal. If you don't like mushrooms, you eat mushrooms. Durp."

>snooze fest on Heem Day
Fuck Jon Jones

>spinning elbow KO
cap this

jones is just waiting till he gasses to take him down

Santos won round 2

SANTOS IS DOING IT LADS

Santos with 2 good knees would've won this fight.

Lads wtf is Jon doing?

He might've lost 2 rounds. A cazzy is watching and he's completely unimpressed

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askren wins the rematch

dont @ me

He blocks with his hand and shoulder and rolls what goes thru

Scores?

How do you call that round?

Probably 19-19 after two I guess

jon tryin to get some meme KO

jon is a fucking bum
would be just another guy at heavyweight

>HEEMing yourself

2-0 santos
did jon get heemed in sparring or something

he always does goofy shit with 10 seconds left

HEEM KNEEPY

Its over. He fucked up his knee and now jones just has to bid his time since the worst is already behind him

Its his deal with satan that protects him

What kind of LOSER brags about something like this?

Jones is the Labron of MMA and I just want him to lose.

Heemed acl

fuck off cazzie mong

............is Santos up 2-0

the fact that he has such ridiculous reach means that no one ever really tags him clean.
he's like 2 meters away

Jones hasn’t been impressive since UFC 214

What's Jon's plan? Win by not hitting him?

Jones looking mortal but Santos is probably gassing out, want a replay of his littlw flurry though

Jones wil have won both rounds on judge's cards. The judges love Jones.

2-0 santos

> if you don't like murder, you're a murderer

Jones bet on Santos

They both have fucked up legs. Jones just hides it better.

If this was a three rounder Jon would have to finish kek

>meniscus tear
what a bullshit excuse. when did this hue last fight?

jon being a mastermind

he wont try over 50% energy until round 5

fag

20-18 Santos

>MMA judges
20-18 Jones

>People who don't like X secretly like X

Are you actually this stupid? Do you like pedos or trannies or fat people?

Guess you're secretly a fat pedo tranny.

oh god that hurts to watch

goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

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19-19

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@94041947

lmao asscream retired

>ENTIRELY POSSIBLE

>it's entirely possible

KNEE SLIPPY

Unbased and bluepilled

anthony shit? this is how you fight jones

David Branch would heem Jones

OOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!! OH FUCK!!!!!

Doesnt matter cause Jon is finishing this fight

LOL NO, lots of females are viscerally disgusted by niggers. My gf from northern italy hates them, wouldn't touch them . same goes for asians...see all those videos of asians getting spooked when they see a black guy

sad but true brother

Santos just needs to win 1 more round and coast

Are ACL tears the most common injury?

Santos is performing 100% better than I expected him to. props.

Jones is fighting injured bums with no legs.

OH MY!

Funny how Jones is so undisciplined and yet still so composed when fighting. Never seems to worry.

19-19 thru 2

jones is such a ruthless killer

he is just methodically taking apart a wounded animal

If hes even still alive

HEEEEEEEMMMMMMM INCOMING

20-19 thru 2

>ITS A TORN ACL

Based MD Joe

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>Ben Askren transported to hospital, per UFC. He has been pronounced dead.

WE PANICK FIGHT NOW

Philippians 4:13 For I can do everything through Christ, who gives me strength.

racism is a sign of low intelligence

Santos 30-27

cantos is gased

Jones has a chin.
Rockhold would be down by now.

santos should pull the hammer from his chest and beat jones with it HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Why isn't Jones using his wrestling? His gnp is literally goat-tier.

JONES IRON CHIN

PANIC FIGHT PANIC FIGHT PANIC FIGHT

inb4 BRs start making excuses

Jones will never lose a decision, stop posting scores. The only way Santos will win is if he KO's him stiff. And even then.

Jones will win the decision regardless.

I actually believe Johnny Walker would beat Jones

AHAHHAHHAHAHGAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

jon's left leg also looks fuck he's just hopped up so he can't feel it

JUST
BLEEEEEED

he doesnt have tho gas tank for it anymore

You're obssessed with whites

OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

heem leaky

It's ogre. JBJ turning it up now

It's over. Jones is winning 30 - 24

BONES WON

CHAMP IS HERE

CUT

digits and Jones by medical stoppage

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absolute monster with his fight IQ and in-cage adjustments

he's winning anyway
quite easily

>Jones kicks the cage
>Commentator says it hit the ribs...

Based Jon giving the fans a longer fight since all the others was short. Don't worry he's heeming this can soon.

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THIAGO IS GASSED

OH NONONONONONO

FUCK NO DIGITS AND DIAGO GOES THE DISTANCE

CHECKED

ketchup packets are out finally

Definitely hitting the club after this fight, how about you guys?

Checked

If Santos had his legs he could drive on those flurries, but he has no legs and thus no flurries.

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GOD IM SO FUCKING SCARED.

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Santos won the first 2 rounds tho, gassed now should've finished it

fucking knee

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2-1 Marreta

Still say Santos won that, only guy throwing power. 3 rounds to Santos.

this obsession too spicy?

lol double checked

This is so infuriating to watch. Santos could easily have won this if not for his knee but now its so doubtful.

>winning till knee injury

fuck jones roid fraud

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30-27 Santos

For all sad words of tongue and pen,
The saddest are these,
Elias was right again

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oh no no no no
santos can't breath anymore

Santos 29-28

3-0 Jones

source

29-28 Jones

Santos literally hit Jon with his best hits and couldn't even stun him
It's over

jones has ascended to a new form where is just waiting for the perfect opening and only throwing his most devastating shit

WHO IS THIS DEMON

OH SHIT

Reality: 2-1 Santos
Judges 3-0 Jones

Santos gotta KO him now

Why didn't Santos uppercut Jones when he was on the ground? This shit is fixed

based

santos by ko, ez

Jones knows he's injured. Does he go all out for the 4th?

3-24 jones

3-0 for santos

29-28 bones

>THIS IS THE GOAT

Jones going to turn it up against this heartlet now

Gus fight all over again

Santos is gassed
He had a solid beginning to the fight though

Wtf is happening with Jones?

That inside welt on jones leg looking big. Nothing seems to phase jones. But santos doing good

>mfw

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digits and Jones taps Jade

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which is it

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Over, Santos leg is fucked and his is gassing, good performance still

bet 365 accy user feeling good but sweating.

2-1 santos

Jon literally cruising

Finish incoming this round

You're not going to decision Jones. You have to heem him (lol, good luck), or you'll lose.

ehhhh WHAT?

in many ways if we didnt have 5 round fights, santos is the champ

W H O ?

ROUND 4

Digits and Santos heems Jones in rd4

WTF?

Santos won the first 2

>30-27 Jones
Judges

post yfw when jones wins a unanimous decision

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Gonna get a six pack of malt liquor and drink myself to sleep, like every weekend

It's even made me fat from being pretty good shape last year

Based Jones

no roids

or rather, less roids

>he went the distance until he didn't

oh man you just KNOW

This is gay

>Jon hears the 10 second warning
>Jon blitzes
>once the bell rings, Jon holds his hands up in victory
he's trying to game shit judges

5th round I say, finish for Jones with headkick.

Whoah that is deep

Bones with the praying mantis stance
he's having an eye poke..

perfect night if jones gets heemed and beat on while he's unconscious.

Nice.

God Joe is such a faggot

Keeps gushing about how dangerous Santos is while he runs in like a retard and hits air with his punches

Self fucking heem. I'm done. Fuck Jones.

Jones is so fucking good. Even when he's getting tagged he stays calm and composed, ZERO panic. We're witnessing the Picasso, the Newton, the Gauss, the Michelangelo of MMA.

heem day was only just a meme I guess

Santos already doing better than DCan in both fights.

Clubs are open this late?

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SANTOS CHOKING

>dat look of disapproval from her mother

Damn you just know that mom knows she's a filthy slut.

If there weren't 5 rounds they would be fighting differently...

How do you properly defend a flying knee lads (assuming 'dodging' doesn't work out timing wise)

Fighting on one leg
Still winning exchanges

stream? Mines died

Dont show up to a fight with derrick rose knees

Judges are on his side anyway

Guys a bigger Santos would actually win, Walker would win.

Eye pokes in
3...
2...
1...

You now remember Ben Askren

be unheemable

Dubs and Santos via split decision.

activate it

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Once again, Jones ruins a goat card

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>be stocky powerpuncher
>reach isn't long enough to reach JBJ

>be lanky
>not enough power to heem JBJ

Only Walker can pose a threat.

he should pull the horseshoe out of Mir's ass and beat Jones over the head with it

Someone has to, he wont

Rockhold would beat Jones

who dat

Ben Askren doesnt even remember Ben Askren

>inb4 the judges give it to santos cuz reasons

He's already threatening them whenever Santos considers combinations.

You mean that chubby white guy Lawler beat up?

Don't shoot in for the takedown like a wrestling faggot

OHHHHHHHHHHHH

I guess all you can do tuck your hands up fucking quick or twist into it slightly so it hits your shoulder and hopefully not your temple.

CHECKED! but never trust UFC judges or refs

All he had to do was boot scoot

SOMEONE PLEAAASE GIVE ME A LINK. MINE WAS KILLED. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jones wants to HEEM Santos instead of just winning, might backfire.

ITS OVER
ITS GOING TO DECISION FOR JONES

There was a reason he was always afraid to fight in the big leagues.

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ajhajajajaha fuck him

Jon needs an imanari roll

Maybe they should put some kind of limit on leg kicks, its draining the fun out of the fight because now nobody can even move.

ripple.is/mma/10975-ufc-239-jones-vs-santos

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Yfw

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The reason being Santos is outperformimg Jones

>boooooo

quads of truth

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Little technique called overhand into a Arlovski airlines plane crash.

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The only way is to throw a flying knee yourself, that way when your opponent reaches the peak of his jump your head should already be too high up for his knee and as he's coming down you're still on your way up thus making your knee hit his chin all that much harder.

Depends on the reason, if they just hate blacks for no reason, they are likely not intelligent, if you mean racism as in prevention of associating with blacks for being 13% of the population with over half of the countries murders, having Low IQs, hyperviolence, etc, then they probably are pretty smart

vipbox.nu

You could tell vs Lawler that he was outclassed. It was like watching CM Punk lol. He just got a huge fluke.

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buffstreamz idiot

Based drunk booing retard in the crowd.

Imagine if Santos wasn't injured.

Heem everyone even my own knee

>crowd booing JBJ the GOAT

Imagine how entitled you must be.

>crowd booing because they're not playing rock em' sock em' robots

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Right hight kick ez

whiteys be like this fight is too spicy imma boo it

despite his incredibly OP genetics jon jones is tough as hell which is surprising

this blows nothing is happening

Santos up 3-1

fucking meme askren and all of his r*ddit fans deserved this shit

3-1 Thiago

I have it 3-1 Santos. anyone else?

>hahahahahha
>how is an mma fight even a thing
>Just knee kick him nigga.

>50-50 Draw

This is the worst fight on the main card

DO IT SANTOS

this fight is shit. fuck jon jones. how is this nigger even a draw still.

Santos is up 4 rounds, that point fighting doesn't work anymore Jones.

40-32 Jones.

SANTOS UP 4-0 EZ

fucking hell decision by jones is worst

Jones has an injured Santos in front of him and isn't even trying to finish him.

FUCK YOU JON YOU'RE RUINING HEEM DAY

That's what I think too but surely it can't be

John Jones lads

This confirms that Walker would destroy jones, right?

Is Jones on cocaine? How is he ignoring that pain? Remember he is already a proven cheater

the heem wasn't sad.
getting bombed while out was sad.

>Jones is terrified of a 1 legged man

I thought he would have gone full attack mode now.

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Yeah, clubs are open until 3-4

Not like this, not on heem day...

You will never get my links kike

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I want Jones to lose, but I also want Jones to lose at heavyweight, so I'm rooting for him to win this one.

Based Jon heeming cazzie fans

*is the goat*

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TIME FOR MEME KOS

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yeah his career is dead

2-2 easy, Jones will win a decision

This fight heemed me

SANTOS HEEMS JONES THE LAST MINUTE OF ROUND 5 SCREEN CAP THIS

It's over, isn't it?

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2-2
santos coasting that round to go out in the 5th
easy work

4-0 santos

Jorge Masvidal

>leg is kill
>lemme throw this capoeira shit real quick

What the fuck is Jon doing?

39-37 JBJ

What the actual hell is this fight?

Jones is doing jack shit and Santos heemed himself
Wtf?

Same. R4 maybe draw. JJ gonna put it on R5

Reminder Jon Jones is an average fighter off the juice

38-38

Put your head down into it

it might be 2-2 I don’t know

who the fuck is jade

Jones with KO in the last round

SCREENCAP THIS :- SANTOS DEF JONES R5 KO

Full Mobile Santos heems Jones

Jones 4-0

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zzzzzzzz

This desu

so this..... is the power.... of the """goat"""..... .....

3-1 Santos or 2-2 max

Santos by split decision
Santos by split decision

Looks like that's exactly what White is counting on to push the rematch after Bones Ws this via UD

friendship with Jones ended
Masvidal is my best friend now

This fight is 3-1 Santos

What should I fap to after the match? Titfucks or assjobs?

eye pokes incoming

Thiago heeming his career for the win. He's too good for us.

You're mad because he beats everyone.

4-0 Jones

He's fighting a guy on half a leg and doing nothing.

I have all rounds for Santos, third one could be for Jones but... Honestly he has Santos hurt, why doesn't he do anything?

based

>this fight

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In all fairness, this is getting a bit perfunctory.

Based

It's 2-2 or 3-1 Santos

FINISH HIM JON YOU BUM

Imagine Jones with some good coaches instead of those two bums

Probably came into the fight with the injury

His name is Johannes Johnson.

>tfw astal attackn on janni bones was successfull and khabitch is next target

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based

>tfw tried to buy some a few weeks ago while it was under 1 but credit card kept getting rejected
I bought some other shit with it proving that there was plenty of money there so it was just crypto sites being shit. I'm still seething over it

Okay but someone explain to me how Masvidal knocked Askren out in 3 seconds

Because Askren is a bum

cazzie

Because we want to see him lose

>point fighting when you have a 84" reach

jones is gay

did jon forget hes a wrestler ?

Love this strategy by Santos. I think every opponent of Jones does this.

>Throw flurry
>back up to the cage

2-2
Sucks his leg is fucked, maybe he would've had 3 rounds.

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based Doctor Rogan

It's 2-2 at best for Santos.

Jones 5-0. Buffer already has the card ready

>is down 0-4 against the champ
>is doing nothing
Don't deserve to win

Boringgggggggggggggggggggg.

Jon Jones getting his ass beat by a pirate

Can't beat the drug tests tho

jon SHOOK

i mean being outwardly racist.

most people are racist but most whites just move away or gentrify some downtown neighbourhood instead of hollering about niggers and jews

He wouldn't sink that low.

jones literally doesnt get hurt
he's a fucking MACHINE

a one legged fighter will beat Jon Jones

THIS COULD BE A PERFECT CARD BUT NOOOOOO THE COCAINE ADDICT HAD TO RUIN IT WITH HIS LOW GAME AND MANTIS INSTANCES

FUCK THIS (((SPORT)))

>santoss knee

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jones should just take him down and pound him out

>Can't ko a one legged bum

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This is how Jones dies, not with a bang but a whimper

Santos is giving us one of the grittiest fights seen in awhile though, I hope he wins.

>OOHHH OHHHH
?????

HOLY SHIT THIAGO WINS 1-2-4-5

I know it isnt, but its almost like it was staged. I mean, what were the odds of Santos busting his own knee?

STEEL CHIN

true. but fuck him.

realistically its 3-1 jones
actually its 4-0 jones

>white flight when they leave, gentrification when they come back
yea, fuck off kike.

Jones is fighting not to lose rather than to win, happens to a lot of champions.

YOU HAVE 2 MINUTES LEFT YOU BRAZILIAN IDIOT

BLITZ

This.
People are angry at him for the same reason people get angry at Floyd.

>joe already conditioning the crowd to accept that jon's going to win by UD

I hope Santos comes back and doesn't hurt his knee the first round. Jones can't even finish an injured Santos

The wobbles around and Jones stands there and looks.

Banks don't want you spending their money on internet funny money. Gotta use debit or bank wire

my quantum stochastical analysis model says 12%

Wat

>shadman

Got too spoiled with 10 heems in a row

people paid money for this

jones looks so bad without his picograms

IF HE WINS THIS ROUND HE WINS THE FIGHT, HEEM THIS FOOL

Jon is doing nothing because he doesn't want to hurt Thiago
he sees the fucked up knee and wouldn't like to destroy it

Smif wins the rematch

Haha this dumbass Jones about to loose a decision

>The GOAT can't finish a bum on one leg
this is your GOAT reddit?

Santos really shouldn't have taken this fight

ITS OVER
JON WON

the state of this round

>It wasn't Jon's best fight but he still DOMINATED
t. Weed man

I'm sorry Santos is winning this fight.

>coulda got into it at $2 but thought it was a pajeet coin
I've made $30k on other shit but man I'm kicking myself for not just throwing a couple thousand in.

5-0 Jones

Massive props to Santos, whichever way this goes in the end

Jones won all 5 rounds. Sad fight, wasn't even close

you sound so casual bro
no offense tho welcome to the sport!

>without
Implying

CRACK THE COCONUT

Why didnt Jon wrestle?

Johnny Walker is gonna beat Jon Jones for sure

>thinking my boy JBJ would be beat by some fucking welterweight

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3-2 Santos.

SANTOS BY UD
>SANTOS BY UD
SANTOS BY UD
>SANTOS BY UD

jones has thrown nothing this round
santos done more damage to jon and himself
he's unironically winning this shit

>proceeds to side kick the knee

3-2 SANTOS

HE DID IT

Santos clearly won. listen to this bs commentary.

Why isn't Herb warning him for the fingers in the eye?

WHAT
THE
FUCK
is jones doing?

>this crowd

Jones gonna get KO'd in this flash at the end of the round.

SANTOS WINS 4-1 EASY

honestly i score it 48-47 santos but i doubt the judges will

>it's been a great championship fight
lmao

Damn that was lame

2-2-1
Draw

SANTOS WON ROUND 1, 2, 5

SANTOS FINNA GET ROBBED

FUCK MY STREAM DIED

How will Jones do in Bellator?

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JUDGES ARE RIGGED

IT'S COMING

IT'S COMING

IT'S COMING

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Don't say that before the decision is read.
Besides, his stock just went way up.

watch the judges give it to Santos. capping off the ultimate meme night.

uhhh santos won

Time for the spic to start trying to make out with his opponent

What an awful fight but congrats to the guy who was gambling and posting slip.

Based finland with the truthbomb

SANTOS

Round 1: Santos
Round 2: Santos
Round 3: Jones
Round 4: Jones
Round 5: Jones

That was a complete shitshow of a fight
Wtf?

What was Jon doing?

Yep, that became obvious to me. Tried to call the bank but they have this retarded system where you need to tell them a code that you apparently get when you get your debit card as if I fucking remember a code like that. We've got such shit customer service here. I'd try the bank wire but linkies more than tripled literally the next day after my credit card failed so I feel like it's not worth it anymore

JBJ should lose due to cowardice

10-9 10-9 8-10 9-10 10-10
jones wins

3-2 santos
rigged if not

3-2 Santos

Thiago won this right?

GOD DUFKCINGMPGMERGE[IORNQG[EKGOR
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

REMATCH! SANTOS WOULD HAVE WON IF HIS KNEE DIDNT GIVE OUT.

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Another fight that Jon lost but won't lose.

>americans
>retaded
big surprise

incoming robbery

wtf is this civil comment, this isn't jewtube

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>santos did more damage to himself than jones did

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thiago wins 50-45

So what's his excuse then, is it muh PEDs?

DIGITS AND DRAW

48-47 Santos but Jones will win

4-1 Santos

Jones paid a double to fight for him tonight.

Jon won the fight but lost the story

judges could actually score this a draw
but will probably give it to jones

Gotta beat the champion

No all judge are retards, 3-2 Jones because Santos wobble and that looks bad.

>no KO main event
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lmfao

AAAAND NEEEEEEEW

santos heemed jones and himself, jones heemed no one

santos deicision

this left a really poor taste in what was a glorious heem day celebration

Such good Christian sportsmanship there especially Jones not going for the career ending shot to the weak legs

this, heem is full of knuckleheads

Imagine being over 18 and thinking the judges won't give it to Jones.

pls sants win

What a way to ruin the card. Holy shit that was boring. Zzzz

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48-47 to Santos if nothing much happened in the last minute when my stream dedded

>flurry
>back up to the cage

beautiful technique Santos. Reminds me of every person to fight Jones.

DRAW
Please, fucking judges

HEEM DAY WAS A MEME
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Oh shit

JUDGE GONNA ROB SANTOS

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TO BE THE MAN
YAH GOTTA BEAT THE MAN
THAT MEME ASS DECISION IS NOT ENOUGH

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3,4,5 rounds won by JBJ

3-2 Santos

Jones is finished

I truly had Santos winning 1/2/5.

2 is the most contentious. Incoming Diaz/Condit situation.

3 - 2 Jones, realistically

Santos should get the clear UD.

48-47 jones

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3-2 Santos but they'll give it to Jones.

White only cares about shekels and ratings. Thing is, acl recovery takes 9 months. Rematch before christmas might be pipe dream.

Did Santos just win by points while injured to JBJ?

How was JBJ ever the goat?

AHAHAHAHAHA imagine betting AGAINST Jon Bones Jones HAHAHAHA lmao omg lol

Fights are over, we return to heem

HE HAD
ONE
FUCKING
LEG

GOD DAMN IT JON

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Torn ACL wins the rematch

Lol You just lost your belt, Goof!

might as well be scored "to be the champ u gotta beat the champ" shit even though Santos won that.

JBJ could have dominated that fight on the ground but kept it standing just to prove that he can win on the feet.

Judges will give it to Jones...

>Jon is so inactive Thiago has to hurt himself to actually make it a fight

I truly saw it 3-2 Marreta

3-2 Santos

Jones at the "Falling giant" stage of his career

Santos won the story of the fight

Jones 6-0

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Am I retarded or did Santos actually win that fight?

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RIGGED

YIKES

Regardless of the result Jones went full Tyrone Woodley mode so fuck him

ROBBERYYYYYYYYYY

Nooooooooooooooooo

49 - 46 Jones.

UFC can't lose their prize pony

wew lads, Dana just made the call

BULLSHIT

Santos won that shit

I'M FUCKING FUMING