Is chess a sport?

Is chess a sport?

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Yea it's great at getting the ladies.

Like every chess master you know in high school has a harem.

source please

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forgot pic

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RIP

yes

Hanging out and playing chess with ______ ____

>chess master

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move is Qc6 check winning the rook

one on the left became an hero because she doesnt want to have aids and die.

thanks couldn't remember which one offed herself and it was bothering me

>Realize you're fapping to dead people
Feels weird man

What if you dont know who it was?

come on, do you really not know them?

august ames and lana rhoades

No, but chest is.

yes

King don't move like that.

Wow August ames took that a bit too literally

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August Ames (one on the left) killed herself by hanging.

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:(

hot

Ever think about how many anons tou talked with back in the day could be dead now?

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Based Suraj

Was the picture of her hanging real or fake? Shit was pretty funny.

:(

post?

I unironically play chess a lot. I'll be anyone who doesn't play a lot but in the actual chess community I'd get smoked easily. I range between 1450-1500 on chess.com. How do I improve, I can't break through the 1500 barrier. Usually play 3|2 time controls.

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Yes.

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Fag mafia is a real thing. Trump needs to send in the right wing death squads ASAP

what do you call this opening?

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>career-ending anal injury
this will never cease to be funny

>the False King's Pawn opening

I hate when bitches die before letting me at least eat their ass or sniff their pussy or something.

It's like if you're a chess grandmaster and taking on some retarded 10 year old who doesn't know chess from checkers

Always fucking gets me

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>In June I got injured and thought I would never be able to do anal again. But I recovered and amazingly was able to do this movie. I did double anal & Mandingo in ONE day
Name a more inspiring cum-back story. You can't.

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Based Oblivion player

madison ivy

I wish I knew August right before she killed herself. Not to save her or anything, but just so she'd let me fuck her. I'm a 26 year old virgin. What's she gonna do, refuse?

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fucking GAY af
FUCK anime
youtube.com/watch?v=J5zbgD1NhMk

Soft cunts in check there

trump will do nothing

That was settled here years ago, and the answer is yes.
post real chess girls pls

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Yes she would refuse if you had nothing to offer her.
Why would she fuck you when she she can fuck chad instead?

I heard fellow anal athlete Adriana Chechik accusing her of doping though.

>what do you call this opening?
the Potzer's Squib

>What's she gonna do, refuse?
uh...yeah
|||creepy|||
no wonder you're a virgin holy fuck

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Yea Forums was reddit as fuck ten years ago, fuck oldfags

>I wish I knew August right before she killed herself. Not to save her or anything, but just so I'd see her eat dog shit. I'm a 26 year old guy who has never seen a girl eat dog shit. What's she gonna do, refuse?

Dumb whore couldn't take the fact that she lost all the sympy points from the gay minority.

I'd let them take my pawn diagonally, if you catch my drift ;)

Naw, kid.
Far from it.
Instead of American tweens & teens trying to be edgy there were actual outsiders of all ages, genuine freaks and weirdos, people from all around the world.

Then Facebook happened and memes from here were posted there.
And a migration of middle-class American kids from Facebook to Yea Forums happened, and it's been...American middle-class ever since.

What do you mean?

For me, it was MySpace.

I would very much like to slide my small but erect penis into either of these girls' vaginas.

in many ways yes, but ultimately? no.

Have sex.

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For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>suraj

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>dont ignore me you rancid swine
roastie btfo

BASED Suraj

I'm trying!

Apparently not hard enough.

>dont ignore me you rancid swine

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/tg/ - Traditional Games

Board games, paper games, war games, card games, etc. go here!

>making a serious reply to a funposting thread

Fucking kek

>serious reply

>pretending to make a serious reply
epic

Learn more patterns, easy as that. Pro players know so many patterns nowadays no-one is able to beat one another except when it's speedchess

how is it a serious reply when /tg/ is about role playing games and not about chess

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Explain?

Chess is a board game.

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For me, it's JAV.

Is it a sport?

Can you visualize your statement?

based
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sex is a sport

Yes. It has produced lots of top athletes.

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What's your favorite opening in that sport?