UFC

Jones is next on the list of losing.

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Masvidal just solved wrestlefucking

JONES IS NEXT

HEEM NIGGERS
THANK JESUS
BASED MASVIDAL
GLIDE OUTTA THERE

if only you knew how bad things really are

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HAHAHAHAHAH THAT SMUG FAGGOT GOT EXPOSED

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>askren meme ended
>le 3 piece and a soda meme continues

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Orlando here

GET BRAINDAMAGED WRESTLING FUCKS

I'm really sad

HEEM DAY

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Lol @ all those askren redditors

Leave heem forever you losers

In many ways Askren won that fight

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCKING SHIT ASIUDNHF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY FUCKING GOD LMAO

5 SECONDS LMAOOIOOOOOOOOO

Ben's gonna retire he lost 20 years of his life

When memes write history.

Complete fucking insanity

Way too brutal, I don't think I enjoy these kind of heems lads

Two for the road you fucking clown!!

ASKREN IS LEGITIMATELY RETARDED NOW

Paradero 22 reporting in!

>Why the flying knee?
>Cause he's a bum
Damn

>wrestling

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It's kinda embarrassing for Askren to not have expected Masvidal shoot immediately. He did the same thing in his previous fight

Literally everyone with half a brain knew Jorge would win

>"why the flying knee?"
>"because he's a bum"

heeminder that my prediction is coming true

ASKREN DOESN'T WIN THE REMATCH AS HIS BRAIN IS BROKEN

TALK SHIT GET HIT

>CAUSE HE IS A BUM

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>cuz he's a bum

LMAO

HE'S A BUM
>HE'S A BUM
HE'S A BUM
>HE'S A BUM
HE'S A BUM

HE FUCKING KILLED BEN

I honestly hope Ben is going to be ok after that. That shit was really bad.

keep postin tits

Love masvidal. Staunch conservative, staunch trump supporter. MAGA Jorge.

askren confirmed unironic shit

Simple as

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HEEM DAY GAVE US THE FASTEST HEEM IN LITERAL UFC HISTORY

WE DID IT BROS. IT'S HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY

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>wrestling
Just do the jumping knee lmao ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Keked

HOPE BEN FUCKING DIES OR IS ATLEAST MADE BRAINDEAD FOR LIFE GET FUCKED FRAUD

Tally 850 here.

Rip to Askren

Heart stopped

was Jorge talking to us there at the end?

>You're welcome for ending that dude
ABSOLUTELY BASED

JORGE IS BASED

I fucking loved it, TWO FOR THE FUCKING ROAD FOR THAT FUCKING CLOWN!

>you guys are welcome for ending that dude

B A S E D

THE CHAD STREETFIGHTING LATINO vs the virgin wrestling whitey

POST HIS CELEBRATION WEBM PLS

FFFFFUCCCCCCCK THIS POS STREAM

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Atheists btfo yet again

Coral Springs

HEEM DAY IS UPON US

>360 slow mo

I AM ROCK HARD

3 piece and a soda

Lololol hes a bum

based

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JUST
BLEED

This can't be real. I keep wiping my eyes trying to wake up from this nightmare. Ben can't lose

Did he knee him right in the throat???

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this funky situation..

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THAT WAS THE GUY WHO SAID BOXERS CAN'T FIGHT

I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE

HE'S A BUM
>HE'S A BUM
HE'S A BUM
>HE'S A BUM
HE'S A BUM
>HE'S A BUM
HE'S A BUM
>HE'S A BUM
HE'S A BUM
>HE'S A BUM
HE'S A BUM
>HE'S A BUM
HE'S A BUM
>HE'S A BUM
HE'S A BUM
>HE'S A BUM
HE'S A BUM
>HE'S A BUM
HE'S A BUM
>HE'S A BUM
HE'S A BUM
>HE'S A BUM
HE'S A BUM
>HE'S A BUM
HE'S A BUM
>HE'S A BUM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>those tits in the red dress

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Hahahaha, I fucking hate that big mouth fat jew cunt

WAIT. WHY DID HE KNEE HIM??

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Wow. Fucking HEEMED.

Osceola County REPREFUCKINGSENT

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That's the most brutal knockout I've seen.

dana is that all you got get fuckeddddddddddd

Where does Askren even go from this? Hope he retires

masvidal is so fucking based

What the F*CK went wrong, Askrenbros....

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HAVE SEX

What the fuck is a Wiv Khalifa?

1. paul felder is a fucking retard for talking through dana and masvidal's convo
2. ben'a leg was literally stuck in the air as he was being turned over lmao
3. cerrone is a beer drinking bum

underrated post

That BUM finally got EXPOSED and I won't have to hear all the bullshit hype about him.

Melbourne

>and there's dude weed rapper with his khazar handler

NO NO HAY QUE LLORAR

BOOM ROALSTED

Now Holly's turn to visit the shadow realm.

LMAO WHERE IS THAT FUCKING AUSSIE NOW???? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

*Record scratch*

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jesus
ben askren is officially done
2 fights in the ufc
first was controversial and he got manhandled
second he was the victim of the fastest knockout in ufc history after talking all that shit

I now know what it feels like to be a Hillary Clinton supporter

Oh lord this needs to be put side by side with CM Punk's gallop....

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funnny how the 2 shots after the heem on luke was was justified but not asskren

WHAT A CARD

2 BASED HEEMS

WATCH HOLM HEADKICK NUNES

Whiz khalifa is so cute

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at least jones will win right?

That was like watching a car crash, Ben may retire after that,

it's tough b. some fighters are just nigger-tier and dont stop until stopped even though they know the opponent is out

yuck

>WRESTLING
>WRESTLING
>WRESTLING

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cant stop laughing brehs

not a very good td shot dont think

Now we need Pico Jones to get heemed

>Lucy Pinder
patrician taste other-fin.

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By far...and the two punches after.

bless you and yours, man from finland

C-Cute

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Realistically askren is 0-2 in the UFC

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Webm of Masvidal mocking Askren's corpse?

Ben just lost about a decade off his life and may have to retire after that.

I WANT ASKREN POSTER IN HERE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

So that was the best moment in UFC history

those 2 punches were aboslutely brutal

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM DAY

YOU NIGGERS DENIED IT YOU DENIED IT BUT LOOK WHAT HAPPENED. FASTEST IN UFC HISTORY. IT'S OUR DAY LADS PLEASURE TO CELEBRATE IT

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if digits he has a brain bleed and has to retire

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wtf I went to the kitchen to make tea, come in to a fucking 5 second fight

I see him running upto me so let mr close my eyes and try to grab him for a takedown

CHAD PALESTINE MOGGED THE INCEL ISRAEL JEWISH FUCK

Masvidal the split decisionater now has the fastest knockout in ufc history and is going to win the 170 belt. Just crazy

this needs to made into a roundabout meme

Post my screenshot I voted for Funky the roman statue askren!

I'll take my loss with stride!

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This is the best day in heem history.

What should we call this day? This historic day?
...Heem day

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Would you swim with sharks and Dana given the opportunity

>boomers doing CRAZY THINGS!
who would actually watch this garbage

requesting the knockout in the 360 replay view

Benbros..... it really wasnt fucking supposed to be like this
Its just not fucking fair

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I'd eat her pussy if you know what I mean.
>being this gay

early stoppage
ben was about to get up and bulldog choke him

He’s a bum.

h-hold me Yea Forums

>watch first UFC in years
>this shit happens

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YOU HAD ONE JOB

webm

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WHITE BOIS BTFO!!!

10/10

god, please make this happen

Never going to happen. He will retire the GOAT

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Right when i tell myself to stop picking based on who i want to win, i knew when i saw masvidal throw that knee in the embedded

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is your throat in your head?

Because Askren is a bum, one trick pony and Jorge knew he couldn't do anything but shoot for a takedown.

Hope he dies

>He's a bum
That pretty much should sum it up.

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REPLY TO THIS IS YOU BELIEVED IN OUR MAN JORGE FROM THE BEGINNING

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Wrestler fuckers btfo
>can't do anything except wrestle fuck
Legalize soccer kicks and stomps to the head of grounded opponents

WRESTLERTODDLERS BTFO

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>falling for any woman

have sex

SPICY, LADS

he was literally stiff and Masvidal went for 2 more holy shit

this

He will never reveal himself again. Probably hanging from his garage door opener as we speak.

webm of Masvidal going stiff and falling down as a celebration?

Cidra

I told you so /heem/
I fucking told you so

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This holy shit when you realise he got hit by a train in the first 10 secs in both of his ufc fights, ben is such a fucking bum it's hilarious, the state of redditor fighters

It's probably awesome to hang out with Dana while he's paying

>lucy pinder
>my first wank
kino memory

Fuck off loser

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STAPH, TEXAS!

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You couldn't script a better way for someone with Askren's style to get knocked out either.

>first strike
>attempts td

How will we ever recover from this Askrenbros?

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He got too close to Chael.

>tfw we finally get Bum vs Toilet fight

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Angle of the mandible.

*wins*

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That was a fluke.

Askren genuinely looked shook before the fight too

Heem day has been fucking beautiful so far lads

Asscream dies from brain bleed if quads

No way Holly wins this.

Main card is spicy as fuck. Making up for the shit prelims. RATE THE MAIN SO FAR

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then dont watch ufc and stay the fuck out of /heem/ threads little bitch

Dumb askren fan losers

F L U S H E D

Waiting for this so i can trick people into thinking masdival got knocked out

I'm a bum dodododododo
I'm a bum dodododododo
I'm a bum dodododododo
Bum Shark!

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just when I thought heem day was cancelled

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NUNES AND SANTOS GETTING PERMAHEEMD NOW

Love that matrix shit

Pinellas!!

I don't blame him in a way. Look what happened in Ben's first UFC fight. He got pummelled yet the fight didn't get stopped.

Lads it’s 5am and that was so worth it.. Holly will retire here

main event over, now to watch some one sided beat downs

Is Ben alright?
I don't like this.

you won’t
permanently shadow realmed, find a new boy

PURE STRIKES

hardly

>WRESTLING

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HOW THE FUCK IS WRESTLING REAL, LIKE, NIGGA, JUST WALK ALWAY FROM THE TAKEDOWN, LIKE, JUST LAND A KNEE ON THE FACE.

Good to see an Aussie living up to their rep

>Askren is survived by his loving wife, Amy.

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askren was out

GREEDY CAPITALIST PIG

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I felt that the ref was going to have to drag him off the guy, brutal latin street dog genetics

Based. Feels good to be on the right side of history. Masvidal is a stud.

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This shit was literally some baki level embarassment like Jorge said you're not on my level and then got his head fucking busted with one flying knee

Looks staged

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You're all jerks kicking Funky Ben when he's down and partially brain dead

Holy christ almighty

Both rockhold and askren flushed is it really jones next?

I'm gonna piss myself

that fucking chuckle

Born in Saint Pete, currently in Gainesville

Who else missed this historical knockout? Couldn't watch it because broken pc

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Askren is a can't take the pressurelet. He got rekt by Robbie before his fraudulent win and got rekt instantly tonight.

hey buddy
im pretty sad right now
im sorry for talking shit
i dont have much to say rn.
sorry

Dead Askren won't be the same

Usman 50-45s Jorge which sucks

Lads...

That happened.

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holly by headkick incoming

she will play matador just like against ronda and tire nunes out

top fucking kek my guy

He is legit braindead...more than before

Lesbian

Can you make a webm of Cat or did I miss it

That's the most satisfying KO I've ever seen in all of MMA. That smug cage hugger had it coming to him.

WHAT DID ASKREN SAY ABOUT HIM FOR JORGE TO CALL HIM A BUM??

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Let me get this straight
>Asscream gets BTFO by Lawler within 20 seconds but wakes up and gets gifted a win
>Asscream gets BTFO by Masvidal within 2 seconds

lmaaoooo is this nigga worse than CM Punk? Please reply.

link please

>(((have sex)))

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dude got some cte getting wrecked by lawler and game bred

that's some lesbian gesture

If you guys watched Embedded you might remember Jorge doing a flying knee to the camera.

everything i have to jesus sport

Bum should've stuck to heeming watermelons

Today the bookies repay me for my suffering!

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stream where?

9/10

if Santos wins its the best ever

BILIVI, BILIVI, BILIVI

So...

Does anyone have a webm of Masvidal mocking Askren's fall?

>tfw just realized Masvidal is that guy from that street fight vid I watched over a decade ago

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>first career loss
>first career knockout loss
>ends your career

Masvidal now has the top 2 KOs of the year hands down.

based masvidal taking out the trash, first till now ben "bum" askren

Who is next for the GOAT Ben Askren? Khabib? Marty?

a lot of people knew he was going to get fucked up.

They also showed it in one of the embeddeds. Not the practice video but he was doing jumping knees all week.

there's 8 billion webms floating around user

based ausbro, was waiting for this one

So this... is the power... of Olympic wrestling... Woah

Say it with me:
Askren is now and always has been a bum

he's lucky he wasn't dead on the spot from a brain contusion

based

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mummy!!

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Miami here.

CAUSE HES A BUM
CAUSE HES A BUM
CAUSE HES A BUM
CAUSE HES A BUM
CAUSE HES A BUM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha God Bless you all on this HEEM Day

we don't
it's over

10/10 and i was askren fan

Wow I was going for Ben was a huge fan since day one and I’m from Miami and also love masvidal but fuck bro poor fucking askren. Grats to masvidal but he got lucky as fuck. Askren got too fucking cocky and went for the meme insta takedown instead of feeling him out had the fight gone the first 10 seconds masvidal would’ve been sucking his own nuts before his lights goes out. Still grats to masvidal but he’s gonna get godsmakckdd by suman or colby. Sorry I’m drunk Godspeed

>you were on heem for 13 seconds
>you were on heem for 5 seconds

feels good mayne

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just got the round wrong

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Wasn't a huge fan, but I'm feeling unironically bad for Ben. That was brutal. The man is a father. I hope he retires after this.

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Now post her dancing with those rowdy fans

Really more like 2 seconds. Just took the ref like 3 seconds to step in. He was dead with 4:58 on the clock

LMFAO

NEVER LET A CHIROPRACTOR TOUCH YOUR NECK

Can you do Jorje's celebration where he's memeing askren faint?

People don't actually think Holly has a chance, do they?

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EVERYBODY

IF YOU BOYED ASKREN BEFORE THIS FIGHT YOU BETTER BE A MAN AND REVEAL YOURSELF

I KNOW HALF OF YOU FAGGOTS WERE SHILLING HIM ALL WEEK

Bandwagon sperg

perfect knee

Underrated post

Ft Lauderdale

I'd let her shoot me if you know what I mean

fuck you buddy. that $$$ is mine.

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Me too bro.... but I made some money off it so I got that going for me

probly id love to see the stud monkey meme end

Definitely worth it even if my picks got heem'd

CM Punk was way better. He lasted a full 15 minutes in one fight.

his 16 year career has flown by

Suddenly thiago sparking jones in the first 10 secs doesn't seem unrealistic, it's heem day afterall

That shit made my fucking month. Holy fucking based.

Sell your askren boyhood IMMEDIATELY

Based.

>gets KO'd in 1.5 seconds after talking shit
>n-no don't make fun of reddits #1 mma fighter
ASSkren will never live this down, lucky for him he will be too braindead to even comprehend of all the banter. tis the gift to be simple.

HOLLY IS GOING TO KNOCK NUNEZ THE FUCK OUT SCREEN CAP THIS

IT WAS A FLUKE ASKREN DESERVES A REMATCH

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oh damn i recommended a Jan/Masvidal/Jones parlay the other day, nice bet

you could probably hedge it pretty cheaply if you wanted

4/10
I hate seeing cans get knocked out so embarrasingly, luke and ben both got killed so badly its depressing

USMAN LOOKED SHOOK

Askrin said in an interview he was expecting knees and uppercuts.

HAY QUE CELEBRAR QUE EL PENDEJO DE ASKREN LE TAPARON HOCICO CON UNA ORDEN DE 3 PIEZAS Y UN REFRESCO PARA LLEVAR!

Askren won the war

He very well could have a bleed.

Welp, time to watch Holly circle and throw like 4 strikes a round for 25 minutes.

meh

ROCKHOLD AND ASKREN GETING KTFO HAHAHA. PLEASE GOD, MAKE GONES GO THE SAME WAY.

Jones will get BTFO

it's destiny

Think about Rockhold vs Blachowicz
Will restart stream after im done thinking about it
Open stream again.
See slowmo of Masvidal killing Askren

Worse than when my stream died right before Bisping stopped Rockhold.

>168 posters
alot of tourists

AI TOUDI IU
NO ONI DIDI ITI BIFO

Did anyone else think Askren was just dropped and it was going to be just like the Lawler fight? Took a second to realise he was dead.

Jorge was ruthless post fight too, did anyone webm him mocking the ko dropping on the matt?

Maybe the UFC should sign Ray. I mean he lasted longer with Masvidal than askren.

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o i am laffin

It's aight. Everyone's boy takes a tumble eventually.

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>getting knocked out in 2 seconds in the ufc

Roflolol

>Watching replay
>Same as watching it live

Broward born and raised

>Dana is that the best you've got
the goof always wins
take your ambien Asklets...

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stream please

She does, about the same chance masvidal had for getting the fastest first round knockout in the ufc

how in the fuck can ben come back from this? how does he live his life? he straight up got HIGH SCHOOL bullied by jorge. how does his wife fuck him at night now?

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I think Ben knew he wasn't really great. His whole "I'm the best" routine has always been an act to increase his numbers. His UFC career has basically just been a payday for him. He knew it'd almost definitely end in a loss.

Also, Holly looks cute here.

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Won't lie Masvidal almost heemed my soul with that knee.

THANK YOU HEEM DAY

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Watch Jones actually win by KO tonight because Santos goes too ham lol. Hope you win buddeh.

i need a 240p stream

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Why do all my fighters lose

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I really hope Ben is still alive
I really hope Kebab will face someone like Jorhe The piece of shit Masvidal
I really hope he will face the same overkill

He's not my boy but I did think he would handle Masvidal and posted about it

After all the shit that faggot talked I got no sympathy. Not one bit.

beta

>MUH SEKRIT KLUB
get fucked

9/10

Holly about to shut this monkey up

Holy shit she's more full of herself than Honda was

I'm so sorry. I called you all retarded so many times.
if only i would've listened

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reminder
youtube.com/watch?v=0l6OeuD3H0U

He even had the hands behind his back.

Like: "I'm gonna fuck you up without punching you."

Where's the webm of Masvidal mocking the knockout?

>brazilian accent
holy shit SHUT THE FUCK UP nunes you whore
WAR HOLLY

Other boomers

I'd like to go horseback-riding in an open mountain valley field with her on a beautiful summer day, if you know what I mean.

Mine too. Loved those two shots at the end. Fuck that wrestlefuck.

100% chance Dana gives Jorge a side bonus for that

HOLLY SHOOK

where were you when askren was heem?
I was at home when dana ring
'askren is kill'
'heem sleepy'

It was annoying with everyone talking shit but it made it so much sweeter

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WHERES THE WEBM OF MASVIDAL DROPPING LIKE ASKREN

>wrestlefuckers wrestlefuck so much that they cannot go against their shooting instincts
>all fights now start with sprinting flying knees

gå lägg dig ditt jävla luder

Askrenfag here who just woke up

HE LOST???!! Must've been a bloodbath on both side till the end

HOLY SHIT BROS WHAT JUST HAPPENED

Fuck going for singles or doubles against nimble skinny guys. Rather just go for underhooks then judo/guard pull if they push back. I swear that askren heeming just made me never want to shoot on anyone ever unless they are a fat fuck

How fast will Holm get heemed?

Holly looked like death at the weigh ins she will get heemed 4 sure

How much shit was askren talking? Hate guys who over celebrate a win unless it was justified

Many sleepless nights & headaches ahead for Askren

Gotta feel for the guy

why is ufc entrance music so garbage

How long until askren can put together a coherent sentence again? At least a month right?

Dana should cut Askren after that embarrassment

I swear if Masvidal retired askren I am gonna lose it

When it first landed I thought, maybe it connected but sometimes they connect but aren't too devastating. I figured he may continue with the shot and then he just went straight down.

I'm really not looking forward to the roasting Ben is going to get for the next few centuries on /heem/.
However, just like The Chris, I won't abandon my boy Ben.

Masvidal showed how you beat guys like Khabib and Kamaru

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*sips* now THIS is an intro

top kek Askren got sent back 2 months and had 5 years taken off his life

>talking shit
Go be a fake Cuban elsewhere.

I missed the Rockhold KO, but saw this

Feels amazing man, best experience since Conor heem'd Aldo

kekule

THIAGO SETS THE NEW WORLD RECORD FOR FASTEST KNOCKOUT ON JONES

GUYS DON'T LET THAT MEGA HEEM MAKE YOU FORGET ABOUT LUKE ROCKHOLD

based masvidal channeling yoel

Holly is already shaken.

how many fucking lurkers are there ITT? the thread wasnt fast the entire night but when masvidal starched asscream it went like mad

Jorge is doing coke and fucking something tonight

BASED BOOMER

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>Luke
>Ben
>

I want to remind everyone that he did NOT defeat Robbie Lawler

>askren gets meme win
>gets meme loss
poetry

Except kebab isn't completely retarded and has at least basic stand-up

*heems your bum*

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dude talked so much shit to game bred. He deserved this heem just as much as luke cuckold

>Scroll to bottom of heem
>Switch to fight
>Buffer finishes introductions
>Post count jumps by 258
Still laughing

His brain is scrambled.

Holly is gonna get run the fuuuuuuuck over

Nunes is too juiced up on acai

nah, knew right when that knee connected it was over. he shot right into it

São Paulo

Ben is a strikelet

thank you for your beautiful heem mommy

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Two douchebags got flushed, so I'd say it's been a pretty good night. Seeing Rockhold and Askren not only lose, but given permanent brain damage makes this a 10/10 card so far.

his birthday is in 10 days

Incoming 5 rounds of ishing

J U S T

F FOR ASKREN

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not even a fetishist but i want Amanda Nunes to crush my head between her thighs

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I kept on trying to explain to you that Asskren was going to lose because he doesn't know how to fight, and you kept arguing and arguing and arguing

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How much cte can you get from a flying knee?

Dana was wrong as always, bens fights are amazing, he gets the shit beat out of himself 100% of the time he fights

I won’t forget a single part of heem day. Not even Diego’s autism.

WHO LET THE ZEPPLIN OUT

Thing about the kebab is that he at least is smart about shooting in and can somewhat handle his own on his feet (see: Iaquinta).

Leon Edwards would've beat Masvidal.

Askren just has to retire after this. There is no coming back

Jorge Masvidal a HEEM

6th of July 2019
HEEM DAY

6/10

>Finland can't post *wins* with Ben in the gold fedora anymore

Was fun while it lasted.

I WANT TO SEE THE PICKS

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10/10

Kebeb deserses this kinda KO much much more then Ben. Anyway this is about the most crazy main event ever and is still going.

HOLLY HOLLY HOLLY HOLLY HOLLY

Amanda needs to lose
shes getting to cocky

HAPPY HEEM DAY NIGGERS

Let's go Holly :3

/heem/'s girl

Hopefully holly wins i have a parlay with her and masvidal

RIP DADDY :(

absolutely based

live game threads have always been fast as hell user

Fucking luigi

It was pretty harmless stuff, Jorge is just classless
I can understand Khabib's chimp out but this was uncomfortable

>Jorge is a scumbag!

At the end of the day Mayhem Miller said it best. These guys get locked into a cage and get paid to beat other men unconscious, they aren't role models and most of them never claimed to be.

WOAH WHAT THE FUCK

this is true karma, he entirely deserved this by denying Lawler his rematch

Benny... :(

Khabib is far, far, far better at standup than Askren.

>him right now

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Guys where can I stream, please

BASED MILEY CYRUS

>tfw I could heem every here

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im so happy bros
this is a knockout they'll be talking about in decades and I experienced it with you guys.. I love you all

lmao it was a perfect impersonation too

GOAT

>get shit on for saying Masvidal by KO
>Masvidal sets the record for fastest KO

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Nunes isn't taking this seriously and looks SHOOK.

NUNES DESERVES TO LOSE FOR THIS SONG

Incredible moment. This will live on in history.

Need MORE TWITTER REACTIONS from Asskren's asswhipping for my collection.

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Amanda looks like she's been crying

based

There's a reason the gracie's check people at medium range with knee kicks before going in

>throwing a naked double leg to start the fight

cant get much more predictable than that by ben

deserved to eat it

Based cubanos

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Moron

NUNES IS SHOOK

They go for cheap shit if they can't recycle stuff they already have the rights to

Meryl Streep was right.

BASED

you may want to cash out now tbqhfam

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What are the chances of a knockout in this fight?

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fuck no. Hate that retarded passive bitch. Should stick to her boxing cause she's a fucking garbage mma fighter

>Holly's stiff legged walk
Hnnnngggg

thanks breh, but hedging is for pussies

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Stream died for me

I need the drop on a loop

that should of been a no contest. the bell didn't even ring and he ran at him with a knee. is that even legal? this is bullshit.

>tfw don Dana pays him his bonus with a briefcase full of cash
>"keep up the bad work ya goof"

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If you don't want banter maybe don't get knocked out in 0.5 seconds? Part of the game, askren will never live this down, like when you caught eating shit out of the boys highschool bathroom.

Cant wait till someone kills this spic

Lawler never really pushed for a rematch

What if floyd mayweather was your boy

YO YO YO YO YO HOL UP HOL SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEET THE BITCH WILL GET HUEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

LMAO

Lmao is this the same artist that drew the black kid standing on top of books to see his KANG reflection?

Name a better storyline than Gamebred fighting his best friend and roomate Colby Covington for the title?

It is the fight

I was so hyped for him until he did this trashy shit. Interview made it worse.
Guess GSP was the one-off decent fighter?

he did it well tbf

this was savage as fuck kek

Nunes looks like Micheal Jackson.

none of these broads interest me.

can both lose?

the very definition of CRINGE but REDPILLED

10/10

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Someone shop Asschin next to her

Broken clavicle?

lmao based

Based af

>First GAY champion
Uh okay there Joe.

>Ben atm

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>this autotune shit

thread is moving so fast that non one will see that I prefer flat chests to this

MYSTIC MAS

BASED HEEM DAY

TOP KEK

Ben is still my boi. Fuck memevidal, what a fluke. Against Till too.

Based and mangpilled

feel free to go then buddeh

Didn't masvidal start his last fight with a flying knee. Why would you not expect it

Kebabs chimpout was 10000x worse you faggot
He taunted him, he didnt attack his team mates
Fuck you, cunt

ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH

>also the MOST GAY EVER

>muh bjjscout
>muh jackoffslackk
Fuck Redditor Faggots

DEATH LESBIAN

She knows she's getting flushed tonight

BASED what did colby say before

Ben needs to head straight for an MRI.

>First Gay Division Champion

Everyone knew it was up to Askren to make that decision. He had a ridiculous amount of fans behind him. Lawler never asks for shit desu.

Unironically pretty high. Only 1 WBW title fight has gone to decision

>FIRST GAY CHAMPION

>first gay ufc champion
okay joe we get it we see her walking around holding her girls hand everywhere and wearing pride shirts

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What did Joe mean by first gay UFC champion?

GIVE ME A FUCKING ACESTREAM OR SOMETHING

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FIRST GAY UFC CHAMPION

BASED JOE GIVING US THE IMPORTANT FACTS

Should I hit the strip club after the fights??

someone link me

user have you met this qt?
She's perfect for you.
Sexy.

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HOLLY WINS, JONES LOSES PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN

I couldn't find a stream on reddit. Does anyone have one?

who the fuck watches woman fight?

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Amazing

hilarious kys

rogan hyping nunes so hard you know holly is gonna win

>sissyfag friends texting me oh no so sad he went out like this
responding with lols gonna be sending masvidal bants

never doubt

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Masvidal finna caught another body

Just killed a can

Imagine being Ben Askren and waking up from a fog tomorrow and watching yourself get embarrassed on television

>First gay champion

Uh that's not GSP Joe.

WAIT

this chick has her own name on her back...LOL

LMAO

*moves backwards*
*moves backwards*
*moves backwards*
ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH ISH
*moves backwards*
ISH
*moves backwards*
*moves backwards*
Fuck this dumb cunt

buffstreamz.com/watch/mma.php

Hnnnnnng

God bless Australia

pls gimme the context, casualtwitterfag here

unironically from the 305 as well, NMB

rabb it

crackstreams, bum

Love that shit. Talked massive shit. Got KOd in the most brutal fast way possible by the guy who called it. Follow up shots on the button. Shit talking his fucking corpse. fuck askren, talk shit, get heemed.

that was a kick to the dick

100% brother, as long as you're already lit.

Are you mutts ready to get hue'd?

the white girl looks so nervous

rip

>tfw turn 27 dollars into 70
BASED Jorge. Thank you retarded Askrenfags.

there is no coming back from this, that's it for Asskren

This desu, didnt even hit his head. Vegas strikes again

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Lol no. He's mocking ben getting stiffed you basedboy idiot.

ben is retired after this

Our co-main of the night

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Fuck man... He talked so much shit but I actually feel bad for him. That must be so fucking embarrassing, and desu he hyped this fight up with his talk too, so he kind of did his job... Brutal brutal.

nah it's dosbrak on instagram

god im not gonna skip 1st 2 seconds anymore

Imagine her doing that to your nuts

That was based but could have been 5 seconds shorter. Why do they always hold the lot so long?

Non incels who dont post facebook frogs and non mandrama losers.

probably the easiest and least stress free bet you'll ever cash kek

FIRST GAY

white girl gon get knocked out

Ben Has internal bleeding in the brain and is going into a coma

that's the good stuff

He can’t. He will never live this down. He could win the belt, drop to 155, win that one too, move up to 185 and win that one too, he’ll still be the dude who got bodied in 5 seconds. You never recover from something like that.

First OPENLY gay UFC champion there's a difference.

Holy shit lads.

Do they petition for Jorge's KO to be 2 or 3 seconds like they did with Duane?

Shev won at least 1 of Nunes fights, while being natural 125. Other one was a draw.
So much for a GOAT.

will holy kick this monkeys head off?

>preacher's daughter
Fucken proddos

Trips and Holly wins by 1st round ko.

Casual detected.

Grow up.

when did bruce start saying "FIIIIIGHTING" like this rofl, it's hilarious

Fuck off cazzie

Jorge and Colby p4p top broship in UFC
watching them goofing around on Miami Chronicles before Colby started doing his gimmicked shit is gold.

why the fuck would askren dive in like that? did he do no prep for this fight or what

Ben right now

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I honestly feel bad for the guy

The face-off between Shev and Kaufman is great

I'm afraid Holly's getting heem'd stiff, I like both of them though I don't know what I wish to happen

state the obvious idiot lol

fucking like a decade ago

HOLY SHIT NO WAY
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

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holly is getting heemed

Literally will never win money faster than what Jorge did to that curly haired guy. My sides. Easy money train. Easy easy money rofl

HOLLY HOLLY HOLLY HOLLY HOLLY HOLLY HOLLY HOLLY HOLLY HOLLY HOLLY HOLLU HOLLY HOOOLU HOLLY HOOOLT HOOLY

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NUNES IS SHOOOOOOOOOK

playing footies.

Ben right now

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someone needs to make a webm of 'hey dana is that the best you got' and his corpse.

>first 20 seconds of this fight
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

peoples champ is buddies with game bred and told people he would win. Peoples champ also talks a lot of shit with funky ben

>ktfo before the start of match graphic even loads
yikes
modelo got its moneys worth though

can someone explain the heem meme to me

twitter.com/demianmaia/status/1147709461676613632

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Brehs still cant believe what happened, most surreal mma fight ever

Because he's a one trick pony that only knows how to wrestle fuck. What else was he going to do besides shoot for a takedown?

>using triple negatives in a sentence
>liking woman mma

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crack streams is down. Cause of brendan

NUNES ALREADY LOST HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

HOLLYHOLLYHOLLYHOLLYHOLLYHOLLYHOLLYHOLLYHOLLYHOLLYHOLLYHOLLYHOLLYHOLLYHOLLYHOLLYHOLLYHOLLY

based and hespectpilled

Askrens show pay was more than Jorge masvidals would have been if he had won with no performance bonuses

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Still laughing at Askren hahahahaha

Imagine being a fan of that guy LOL

if you don't want people taking shit don't get flying knee'd in 1.5 seconds. he'll be in a coma tmrw anyway so he won't notice

jus tunned in.. what happend to ben? everyone is memeing

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Bum. Hope he does fight Diego and gets slept like Askren

based hue

...

HEEMED

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

SPICIEST MAIN EVENT OF ALL TIME???

JUST HEEEEEEMMM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEPY

RIP

Well, he lost.

fucking lmao

NIGHT OF THE HEEMS

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM DAY

it IS heem day

EARLY FUCKING STOPPAGE

oh nonononono

Just let me hop for 10 sec on one leg...

she got heemed haha. great heem's tonight

HEEEEEMMMMMM

I AM FUCKING DISSAPOINTED
gaynigger lesbo won

anyone else think Masvidal and Nunes are incredibly gross and unlikable?

BASED GODDARD FOR THE EARLY STOPPAGE. FUCK WMMA

He put up a good fight, but in the end came up short.
Just joking. He got turned into a vegetable in 3 seconds.

It's sad when people get knocked out and they lose their short term memory
"The fight's over"
"What?!"

MY GAAAAAAL

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

jesus christ

I agree but she was going to lose in about 5 more seconds anyways.

yes. it was a great kick though.

STOPPED EARLY
T
O
P
P
E
D

E
A
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based

GET FUCKED
MONKEYS FTW

agreed

>tfw when the "GOAT" has the most boring performance all night

It's hot when it happens to girls though. Like, you could be just walking along with them, then BAM, KO them and they won't even know it.

not really holly couldn't even stand up

Is Jon getting heem'd lads?

COPE

Nunes is an orc but Masvidal seems alright enough, if not a bit of a tryhard.

Because you root for the white guy

Its truly heem day

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>shit english commences

the fuck

got a webm?

inb4 jon jones losses now

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Diego Sanchez avoided the heem, the only in the main card to save himself, truly outside the box

controversial knee, early stoppage. nevada commision might rule a no contest masdival on peds. askren's basically still undefeated.

Happy Heem day to one at all.

Just scroll to the top of the thread Pablo.

God I love Amanda Nunes. She might be the perfect woman

Truth is Nunes isnt even that good. Virtualky all of the chicks shes beaten could beat her in rematches excluding maybe Tate.

Who else is gonna go to the strip club tonight??

That's what I said until I saw the camera angle where she couldn't stand.

SEEETHING

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the way things are going it looks like it. every one of my fighters lost tonight.

Unfortunately no user

thanks john and WHAT THE FUCK

why dont more people do this often? lmao

i want to hear joe rogan go nuts, anyone has the audio?

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kys ahmed

Someone make a new thread!!!

I wana cum in her

sorry for being a part pooper, but...
what kind of brainlet dumbass would willingly become part of this """sport"""? they could literally die for the entertainment and profit of random anonymous people.
I just don't get it.

Jacket was always going to get the S rating.

Someone post the webm of the askren fight. There are 3 webms of the celebration itt but i don't see any of the knockout. Thank you.

massive tooths behind joe

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jones without picograms is about to get heemed

its literally in the OP

Mestizaje maligno

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i literally thought i saw a murder

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I'm not chilean, but that isn't the topic, it doesn't even matter

thought it was a good idea to start a fight the same way he did last time and paid for it