BLACKED

*AAAAAGHHH, TYRONE, HELP MEEEEEE*

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this, lmao

he did the fencing response, he's gonna have a severe concussion ,career likely over. but at least everyone is gonna get their LOL WHAT AN EPIC KO AND TWO MASSIVE PUNCHES TO THE SKULL AFTERWARDS comments in

back to the reddit sissyfag
>wow wtf why the banter for a fraud who got knocked out faster than anyone in ufc history?
Ben will never live this down, lucky for him he'll be too braindead to realize everyone is laughing at him.

pretty sure he has internal bleeding to the brain, coma incoming, hope masvidal dabs at his funeral.

Clearly a young man. Come back in 10 years when you've been through some shit and then tell me about wishing brain damage on a man who is trying to earn a living.

>LOL WHAT AN EPIC KO AND TWO MASSIVE PUNCHES TO THE SKULL AFTERWARDS
they were well deserved

>WRESTLING

HOW THIS IS REAL.

My condolences to the askren family

Is this dude a Jew for real?

No one feels sorry for Askren, that fraud deserved it.

Cleary a faggot boomer, gonna love seeing the shitskins steal all your shit and refuse to change your diaper in the retirement home.

>tfw grow hair similar to askren and basically only ends up in a jewfro
>no idea how to get it like his where is stays curly all around

damn

Jesus won. Reddit lost.

John 3:16.

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Clearly not someone who has ever fought.

Seriously.
Ben genuinely didn't even talk that much shit at all. Of course he is my boy and I'm gonna defend him but this is the kind of heem where you hope the best for the guy regardless of whether you loved or hated him.
He was out for ages and he was obviously braindead when he was being led out of the cage.
It's a lack of class when you go on with his shit

Pathetic response.

>tfw
>Modello TIME

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nah the guy is a piece of fucking shit and one of the fuckers pushing the "grappling is the best" lie which continues to keep fighters from progressing

Clint Howard looking motherfucker

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Ha. Get fucked. Cope, bitchboy.

He was a shit talker no doubt, not going to lie I actually liked seeing him get knocked out, but I don't wish him brain damage and I hope he comes back to fight again. It's a sport at the end of the day and a brutal one where people can get genuinly hurt.

did he died or sumthing?

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Sissyfag feminine redditors. You are failures who see yourself in askren, calling it empathy. I know exactly how Ben feels too, and I laugh at him, like I laugh at you.

FUNKY REDDIT STYLE

cool

not even close cupcake.
>GET BACK ON THE WEIGHTS!

Happy to see Askren get knocked out, but I hope he bounces back, that was a brutal knock out.

It's just you wishing him brain damage, that's an odd thing to wish on another man. It says more about you than it does about him.

>but this is the kind of heem where you hope the best for the guy regardless of whether you loved or hated him.
if your a faggot redditor sure. faggot ass sissy's infesting this board. Imagine being so brainwashed you do this sincerely and don't give "i hope he's okay" lipservice purely to PR fags.

>It says more about you than it does about him.
classic reddit. Volunteer for askrens brain transplant so he can get braindamanged again together.

Yeah yeah, i know, cope, whatever. I wouldn't be saying this if he got a regular heem. But the dude got fucking flatlined and yeah he's probably flushed forever. Nobody cares if you dab on him because that's just how it goes, we all do it but wishing genuine harm on the guy, I think is too far.

The man bod army is in ruins.

Angry little man with not a lot to live for. That's what you are. No man with a happy and fullfilling life would talk like you are right now. Your pathetic life is being reflected in your view of another mans failures.

>defending masvidals nigger behavior
Ask me how I know you're black

FUMING

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keep playing psychologist lol such a little bitch.
>oh my god you offend me so much what an evil man! I pity you!!
Classic feminine platitudes. Stop being such a emotional homosexual

Hate feminism, voted brexit, but you're an idiot, and you're also young and it shows. You should keep your opinions to yourself until you have more life experience.

BEN!!

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lmao boomer dope

>voting
>boomer thinks he knows what feminism is
I wasn't calling you a feminist you bong retard I was saying your brain is wired like a fucking woman
seriously back to pebbit you dumb (larping) boomer I'm not meming, you really will have a better time their.

You are literally making >who hurt you?? arguments and "heh grow up kiddo" You're a low IQ emotional tranny in denial who literally can't comprehend of views outside the overton window.

Fuming? I made a grand off that fight, I'm a pretty happy guy. I just dont encourage nigger behavior, nigger.

Go easy on him man, he doesn't have his license to laugh at askren.

What's with this ridiculous virtue signaling? Talk shit get hit. You're acting like a pearl clutching faggot for no reason.

No, not when your first post is

>HOPE BEN FUCKING DIES OR IS ATLEAST MADE BRAINDEAD FOR LIFE

If you act like a child you'll be treated like one.

>Fuming? I made a grand off that fight, I'm a pretty happy guy. I just dont encourage nigger behavior, nigger.

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Is that really what bong children act like? Why do you all grow up to be such beta faggots?

Are you actually autistic boomer? You think i'm being super sincere and have actual vitreol for askren. If anything you should want him braindamanged so you can virtue signal after the flavor of the week tragedy.

So you came to a website and said edgy shit?

God bless New Zealand, and no place else

>edgy
more reddit shit.
>you came to an imageboard to offend me? wtf why that's mean!
seriously dude reddit is the place for you, they have all kinds of boards to your taste like r/cuckoldcommunity and r/Yea Forums

>yeeyee hit that bitch he talking SHIT, fuck snitch bitchs

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I was on Yea Forums a long time before captchas, edgy people like you ruined it.

HOPE BEN FUCKING DIES OR IS ATLEAST MADE BRAINDEAD FOR LIFE

Shit like that was what was Yea Forumss downfall. It used to be creative before people like you came along and said stupid shit to get a reaction.

>guys i'm such an oldfag!
T.newfag
>ever browsing Yea Forums for any reason besides being a literal pedo

>It used to be creative
stop embarrassing yourself holy shit dude

Based.

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Based Leaf

No really, it used to be a load of educated weirdos having good conversations about weird shit. And it evolved into us fucking with people in creative ways. Then people came along and just acted like children because of the reputation of the site, it was the end of Yea Forums, and it created /pol/.

>Mama, just killed Askren
>Put my knee against his head
>Boom! now he's roasted

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what is next for askren ?
now that he has been blacked

Was this a bad preparation from Askren? It looked like he walked right into it and should've known better.

He's a one dimensional fighter. This was going to happen sooner or later.

askren is a one trick pony. zombie takedowns, literally no standup game. He clearly isn't training to improve or diversify.

nothing wrong with what happened in the octagon at all, it's just a little concerning to see young men hoping/wishing another man receives brain damage cause he was cheeky leading up to the fight.

retirement and fade into obscurity.

HOLY FUCK BEN IS HAVING SEIZURES AND INTERNAL BLEEDING ON THE WAY TO THE HOSPITAL

reminder Askren nearly got KO'd by a body slam in his first UFC fight and got an extremely quick stoppage.
Next fight? Got a shot to the head worse than JFK and suffers the quickest defeat ever.

Askren is a fraud and he'll literally never recover.

anyone have a clean webm of the KO?

damn just shut the fuck up little faggot kid
everyone ive ever met from canada has been insufferable and a total weird creep

Honestly Askren was so overhyped from only beating literal who's then questionably beating Robbie. He's too predictable and this shit was inevitable.

I know he's a one dimensional fighter but that doesn't mean he should walk into the kick. In his last fight Masvidal sprinted and kicked Till in the nuts within the first 3 seconds, he should have expected he will start explosively here as well. It was a completely careless takedown attempt, if you can call it that

>"you guys are welcome for ending that dude"
Is Jorge, dare I say it...based?

don't you dare make fun of our president's death like that you fucking faggot. JFK getting shot is not a fucking joke. Is everything just a joke to you you insensitive piece of trash? Yeah I thought so motherfucker. Get out of your mom's basement and have some humility and compassion

>cause he was cheeky leading up to the fight.
I was rooting for askren redditor. I wish brain damage on him because it's funny and makes you upset. Imagine being so autistic you think banter is sincere. I don't care what happens to askren, I don't fucking know him. You think i'm sending a fucking voodoo curse on him with bad vibes.

"Cause he's a bum"

/ourguy/

He's cringe but this was an amazing performance.

by one dimensional I mean askren is fucking auto-pilot. He walked into the knee because he wasn't thinking. His gimmick has worked out for him so far.

jfk ate a bullet like ur mom ate my cum owned

Was it rape?

did he die?

So at this point I had two options -
Option A: Go for his chest and knock him to the ground then go for a submission as he's stunned from the momentum and end the fight however I want
Option B: Dive into his knee and get KO'd for 1 minute

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CM Punk first 2 UFC fights
>7:14 seconds

Ben Askren first 2 UFC fights
>3:05 seconds

How is it that CM Punk thru the first 2 fights in his UFC career has done better than Askren and managed to last twice as long as Askren did in the octagon?

This. I saw that coming a mile away by the way Masvidal stepped away from his corner. Ben had the worst possible reaction to someone sprinting at him

>ding ding ding
This. So much this. Real men bow before the discomfort of the herd. Don't you know what you said is politically incorrect?

Damn... Should've went for Option A...

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ding dong diddly based

lol good statistic.
imagine the lols if askren doesn't retire and Dana fucking cuts him.

Man you just look for validation everywhere don't you.

Option B, collect on the life insurance.

>wow STILL making fun of me? I don't understand, how could someone enjoy laughing at my retarded sissy shit? he must be looking for attention or something, no one could genuinely enjoy making fun of retards, that's poor reddiquette!

Why is everyone who doesn't like you from Reddit?

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Option C: kamehameha

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Ah so this... is the power of ONE

Because their prose and opinions are characteristic of reddit. If you weren't a dumb newfag you would notice these patterns, you've literally been parroting common phrases used by reddit word for word, because in your feminine brain you think they are good heuristic devices.
Maybe you're ACTUALLY from neogaf or some gay shit, but you certainly aren't from here. Your prose exposes you.

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I honestly have no idea what the fuck you're talking about with the Reddit shit, and I'll be honest I did try Reddit but I couldn't get my head around the layout and gave up. But you obviously spent some time there yourself.

>But you obviously spent some time there yourself.

Almost everyone on this board has been from reddit since 2014, self professed like yourself. You don't need to browse reddit to understand reddit speak, you just need to not be a total newfag and recognize when people are writing in a different way than how people used to write and being passive aggressive frustrated sissyfags all the time. Even liberal fag boards like Yea Forums has noticed this phenomenon and cataloged some of the common redditor phrasings and thought processes.

Redditors have ruined bait for everyone because it's hard to capture your gay way of writing without thinking like a feminine faggot. makes bait too obvious.

youtu.be/evgEJlOPoeo?t=12

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I've been here so much longer than you. I'm not even trying to be a big man or oldfag. It really showed when you said people only go on Yea Forums if they are pedos. You know Yea Forums was there first? I was on Yea Forums when your favourite boards weren't even a thing.

havent been to reddit since digg died. eat shit

>guys i'm a oldfag Yea Forumstard!! that means I can't be a cumguzzing redditor!
Yea Forums was always the retard containment board. Only fucking retards would post on Yea Forums, which is why it's now a literal fappening cuckold board. Are you proud of gay fucking raids too? "i wore a guy fawks mask kid! you better respect me!"

>guys I know reddit used to be called digg! i'm an oldfag! Haha remember stage6? I sure do fellow oldfags!

couldnt even stand in line to place an order

the hood to harsh for poor little jewboi

Ok then, so tell me, what board was actually fun and worth visiting when Yea Forums was just containing the retards?

the people of Yea Forums moved to /pol/ and look what they have done. /pol/ is a more organized Yea Forums without the porn.

>My superior wrestling technique will easily outclass this barbarian's crass and unskilled aerial attack!

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JUST IMAGINE MRS ASKREN GUSHING FOR THE MASIDAL BULL

AFTER SUFFERING THROUGH YEARS OF PATHETIC LITTE WHITEBOI LAY AND PRAY NIGHT AFTER NIGHT AFTER NIGHT

IN MANY WAYS JORGE FUCKED ASKREN PHYSICALLY, MENTALLY, SPIRITUALLY, PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE
ETERNALLY

kek

none of them unless you were a weeb. Yea Forums was dogshit until like 2009, it had the gayest, unfunnist meme culture on the internet. Before reddit homogenized everything and normalfags sanitized and lobotomized everything on the internet with ads and gay TOS there was a good diversity of active forums, including other chans.

Who is Askren’s coach? Did they not bother teaching this man some defense after what happened in the Lawler fight? You can’t eat shots for a living in this sport.

I couldn't have hoped for a better outcome. That fat chin overrated faggot got exactly what was coming to him. Barely survived his debut and acted cocky after a controversial finish. He got destroyed by a suped up lightweight lmao. undefeated my ass they only got hot trash over at bellator i guess.

FROM FUNKY TO FUNKHOUSER IN POINT ZERO FIVE SECONDS

P.S.
BEN, YOUR PUSSY IS IN THE SINK

who is luke rockhold's coach did they not teach him to keep his hands up after what happened in the belfort, bisping, branch, romero fights?
Coaching isn't real. Fighters just fight on instinct once the cage door closes.

He was after the knee connected.

Saved lmao

>think Yea Forums was good before the 2014/16 influxes of redditors and facebook users.

What a fucking joke, I thought you were trying to argue Yea Forums was good in like 2005. Everyone knew it was casual newfags that would post on Yea Forums usually from their highschool computer. it was a literal retard containment board and you felt in good company.

And also Masvidal came sprinting in the start of the Till fight as well.

askren is retired and delusional. He thought he could just coast because he's so good. Never even tried to learn any standup at all.

dont feed the maplechink
let the msg run out then he will sleep soon

It wast the first mass gathering of people who had been fucking around on the internet for decades. Yea Forums was a place where outcats could go and gather together. When it become a cool thing it ruined it. Reddit was the epitone of the cool internet vibe. Yea Forums was for people to talk shit, yes there was stupid shit there but there was a genuine community and funny and good shit was done there.

faggot

hi faggot
he's fighting you fucking retard, that's their job, to get brain damage. now fuck off bong

Fuck you monkey.

he's insanely boring and talks so much shit for someone who's now 0-2

This. your a fucking cagefighter, you get to retire after working for 15-20 years it's a race to see if you can last before becoming a retard. You think this shit is supposed to be easy? It's gambling. pussies have it easy, they used to get fed to lions when they lose.

>Yea Forums was a place where outcats could go and gather together
You're such a fucking faggot holy shit

Probably am, but that was what it was about. Old Yea Forums was full of fuck ups. Then came the new wave of tight jean wearing faggots with their edgy jokes, wishing death on people for the luls.

>you're such a fucking faggot holy shit
>Probably am
quintessentially british.

Yeah OK then. Who's Queen is still on your notes? You're like the States retarded cousin.

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>thinking Canadian patriots exist
struck a nerve brexit fag? Do you have a license to be on the internet this late?

It's 7am. You know how the world spins and we have different time zones? Yeah no Canadian is loyal to Canada. Honestly you're the worst colony.

You were too incompetent to hang on to your empire. Literally sold it all because you couldn't afford it after getting your shit bombed to oblivion and letting all the actual men in your nation die in ww2. Left with shitty sissyfag genetics like yourself.

Come back when we can compare the Canadian Empire to the British Empire.

You're literally nothing in the worlds history.

Canadian had an empire? For me it's just snow, moose and faggots.

They are an after thought of the British Empire.

You sound bitter my dude. It’s like the equivalent of an incel projecting his rage.

>projecting
do you think people actually laugh out loud when people type lol?

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Imagine being Canadian.

After his last two fights I don't think they'll put him against a top striker again. People can play that he beat Lawler, but Ben got CTE from that fight. This severe of a heeming puts his career at risk. Back to back puts the UFC at risk.

>the fight had juuussttt beguuuuunnnnn

I thought he looked shit against Lawler too, I don't rate him at all.

Crazy how stiff he went.

I didn't notice his legs shaking and seizing that hard the first 30 times i jerked off to this.

>claiming Yea Forums was ever good
Fuck man, I was on your side until that.
Dont agree with cheering or hoping for an injury, but this is Yea Forums and people like to say edgy shit under the veil of anonymity.

those follow up shots were exceptionally accurate and hard.

Gotta say what you gotta say.

I was just thinking 'some nigger is gonna make a dancing meme of his pose'. Fucking died.

>under the veil of anonymity.
Literal nigger tier thinking. "you wouldn't call me a nigger to my face!!" yeah no shit, chimpouts and outrage culture restricts people from being honest.

heheheh

lel

I think its that most coaches are hypejobs just like a lot of fighters. There are some great coaches out there but they are few and far between. Guys like Edmund, Gooby's coach, Zahabi, and Hooft are hyped up far beyond their skill.

When did Leafs become this based?

Idk what you're trying to dispute here.
I said that some people say stupid shit on here to get a reaction and this guy shouldn't be so buttranched about it.

Best post on the board, based reference

Seems pretty dumb to slam your head into a guy's knee

You pulled faggot centrist shit "this is not okay but it's shitty Yea Forums what are you gonna do! no repercussions for being "edgy!"

I didn't think anyone would be such a retarded faggot that I would get a reaction, I was just having fun shitting on Ben, but you boomers went all "woah too far user that's not cool, one day you'll be a grown up and regret saying such hurtful things!" You're a fucking retard because you either think I seriously hate ben and want him dead/tarded (when in reality I don't give a fuck about what happens to him at all, you're the type of fag who "mourns" (read virtue signals) robin williams or iwata when they die and other flavor of the week shit) or you think joking about "edgy" shit is a voodoo curse that will actually cause him to get brain damage.

Guys stop making fun of Ben he is just a chubby confused old man who was living a lie.

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forehead is the hardest bone in the body. Masvidal is a fucking retard and it lucky as fuck he hit the temple, otherwise he would be in the hospital.

To be fair ben hype died after he got embarrassed in the wrestling exhibition.

Wrestling is exposed

dad, you need to go back to bed

>Midwest father gets into street fight with a Cuban monkey hitman

And this is the result

Askren is not reddit, friend

Is he just off roids now or what?

First BJJ, Then wrestling, next kicking "muh inside leg kicks, muh spinning retard shit that leaves me totally exposed" and then we go back to classic punches, knees, elbows and ground and pound (after getting rocked, and dropped not after a takedown)

Deep sea lurker here. Can vouch.

Solid combination of
a) Masvidal being a nigger and hitting Askren twice knowing he's been KOed and
b) Askren being a huge piece of shit to the point where (a) happens

Prime Eddie would submit every single UFC fighter

>submissions
enjoy burning your arms out like a retard while letting fighters rest.

I have several requests

>Ben Askren knocked out lying besides that dead syrian kid on the beach
>Ben Askren Blacked.com style picture with masvidals hand on his head

why did he say this, I don't know shit about fighter gossip

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a bend-at-the-waist takedown?
this guy is terrible

this guy sounds like a douche but what he says about the old days is correct

Literally none of the shit you tried to case me as is true.
I dont give a shit what some shitskin leaf has to say on fucking Yea Forums, and I agree with your points more than I do his. I was calling him a retarded faggot for getting so worked up about stupid shit on here with his dumbass virtue signaling and "Yea Forums used to be a place of culture" bullshit. Just keep seething though, you've totally got it all figured out

People in Yea Forums suffer from being incels.

>Just keep seething though, you've totally got it all figured out
>actually thinking people get mad on the internet
All is yellow to the jaundiced eye. Sorry you're a sperg.

>you've totally got it all figured out
unironically correct. My opinions >>>>>>>> everyone else's opinions.

You’re Canadian so you have no leg to stand on you stupid twat

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You're so brainwashed you cuck just based on what im reading here, you are a beta sheeptank who cares where people come from, i've been here since 2008 is it impressive nah, everyone was underage and if you weren't you're here reaching 30. Fuck off you Yea Forums elitist faggot, I have never used reddit and guess what because of fags like you I have to watch "I dont go there but let me talk about reddit constantly" can you obsessed faggots just giveup, they're here this isnt your special club if you really want your chan culture you already know where to go, if you're holding on to the past of this website you're no better than some guy reminiscing on how good yhe highschool days were, i'm not even going to read the reply but I know ill see you around, ill be able to tell because you annoying fags never shut the fuck about it and yknow what that means? People will PRETEND to be from reddit just because they know guys like you will go on for hours

meanwhile, in the land of the free...

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just stop. You elected Turdeau. You're represent Cuckness incarnated.

Redditors being retarded faggots like yourself doesn't mean i'm arguing Yea Forums was a fucking paradise retard. It was filled with furfags and weebs and underage autists like yourself. Reddits have a distinct phenomenology, i don't care if they are from reddit in principle, i care that they are all hivemind faggots. gatekeeping keeps communities alive retard, since Yea Forums is dead I can atleast laugh at the redditors and shitty staff here.

>got it all figured out
>all assumptions were wrong
Pick one, troll

Middle East bringing the heat to Canada.

Ben the doctors would not be happy to know you're posting here at a time like this.

I just know you better than you know yourself senpai

Close behind our best mates, just how it should be

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wrong Trudeau, justin is mick jaggers son and his fake dad was the cuck. Justin is a fucking highschool level actor who memed his way into becoming primeminister, he clearly is full politician and doesn't give a fuck about any thing. his fake dad was a legit liberal faggot though.

Exactly, you’d have to have Downs Syndrome to make a comment like that.

Is squeezing two watermelons actually that hard? I cant imagine it takes an incredible amount of strength but he seems to be praised for it

full sized and ripe no. only the small ones are hard to pop.