HEEMS YOUR WALLET EDITION
HEEM DAY BACK ON GAMETHREAD #6
1st for 'racist' crotch grabber
I've got $9000 on Forrest. Will he take it?
Also: is this thread approved by Fart Piano??
Anyone else think dana might have given Robbie the greenlight to juice for the askren fight
Bros this is the only fight I care about.
how long have you been a masvidal fan?
>since strikeforce
Is Askren going to die?
same
today the bookies repay me for my suffering
I've got an erection. "(you)" me black bundas
Only after he wrestlefucks masvidal for 3 rounds
>HE'S GOT THE CHOKE!
104-45 by way of askren
JESUS CHRIST
HEEM DAY
OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
HOLY SHIT KEK
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
OMG
ASKREN HAS A DENT IN HIS FOREHEAD
HOLY SHIT
HE KILLED HIM
Is that a world record?
lmao
Fucking ogre
Oh no oh my God fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
IM LOUDER THAN THE FIREWORKS LAUGHING
AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>wrestler who never expects a knee as he's diving
the fuck, Ben
I take back my wrestlefuck statement, Askren actually did die
>pop a piece of delicious steak in my mouth
>look at fight
>deliciousness and heem
It was glorious.
*loses*
Kickboxing > Gay-ass wrestling.
yeah fasted ko in ufc history
THANK YOU GOD/ALLAH I AM SO TIRED OF THIS FUCKING WHITE FUCKING DISHUSTING FAGGOT FACE FINALLY SOMEONE SHUT THIS DISGUSTING FRIZZY HAIRED NEANDERTHAL FAGGOT THE FUCK UP YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
OH NO NO NO NO
Askren was out.
was a total fluke
That's the funkiest thing I've seen in a thousand fights
USMAN - MASVIDAL
NOW
LMFAO WOW
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
This is scary and brutal as fuck. Damn
>"I should have kept crushing Asian cans in ONE"
TODAY HEEM IS DEFINED
NOW ALL KNOW WHAT HEEM MEANS
TALK SHIT
GET HIT
(twice after you're already out)
Deleting my asscream pictures
TIGER KNEE
The most satisfying heem off all time beside Housey
>literally watching a twitch streaming the fight instead cus u fucks cant even provide a working link
dumb fucking luck,that sucks
He could die in hospital
Lmao yeah kinda but that's the name of the game sometimes
5 seconds officially, but Ben was out even before that...
Holy moly, amazing
Usman wins for sure
*sips*
Imagine immediately defending for a takedown against Masvidal
>tfw askren so great he even sets records when he loses
POST WEBM PLEASE
>>literally watching a twitch streaming the fight instead cus u fucks cant even provide a working link
drakula.top
Khabib is shook now
Where are all the askren faggots now?
He got beat by Robbie and stole a win
Glad this nobody got fucking BTFO
Damn, I wanted askren to win. Damn. This is just wow.
Every dog has his day.
kek
JESUS WINS AGAIN
Ummmm
Should we tell him?
Askren won the story of the fight
WRESTLE FUCKERS BTFO
>
>by decision or technical decision
yikes
lmao like i said not a working link
HEEM DAY I fucking love this "sport"
JC has literally never lost
"CAUSE HE'S A BUM"
BOOM ROASTED
>cause he's a bum
fight of the night
Askren KO'd himself. He fucking ducked into it, what an amateur move lol
i can feel that heem in my soul, that was gruesome
>he was out
>lay on some bombs anyways
Hope that low iq spic and his family gets shot
>celia cruz for the walkout
BASED AND REDPILLED
"you're welcome"
>UNDEFEATED
what an annoying spic
worse than Hendos elbow on Bisping?
In many way, Askren won a dominant decision.
Gastelum getting drunk behind Usman
you're welcome, bums.
I took it back, honestly had to when masvidal turned askren into john matua.
una vela
>y'know, my momma always said if you got nothing nice to say
>btw he's a can
>btw thank me for taking him out, guys
White boiis absolutely ASSBLASTED
You're welcome
seethe
That was a bitch move but you could see the anger. Be didn't even hold back and was clocked and loaded for a third
I'm not against him beating Askren, but you have to be an absolute piece of shit to give those two extra hits.
Don't debate me on this.
*Dies
Was Masvidal running and kicking Till in the bollocks the greatest foreshadowing of all time? Pure Kino
AHHHH WHY THE FUCK DID I BET MONEY ON A FUCKING JEW TO WIN AT A SPORT?
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
world you're welcome for ending that dude lmao
it works you're just dumb. im watching a crystal clear 1080p stream right now. you mad dummy?
that was the greatest knock out in trash talk history
BOOM ROASTED
Why is Dana White and his shark fetish being shown? Is the UFC turning into the WWE?
asscream looked like he'd legitimatel lost about 35 iq points right there
>talks shit
>gets killed
plus if he was white and knocked out a beaner you'd be sucking his dick
REKT
>whitebois already seething
Sorry for doubting you Jorge, we dont deserve you
HAHAHAHA ANGRY GRINGOS
EVEN IN MMA WE'RE OUT HERE SLEEPING YOU
"i'm not gonna talk about ben don't ask me ben questions"
>"did you plan that?"
"yeah cuz he's a bum"
What sort of damage can you take with two shots like that?
This fight is 1000 percent getting a rematch lmao
best part about Ben losing like this is Jorge wont give him a rematch, like Ben did with Lawler
>he hasn’t watched masvidal since his backyard boxing days
Gayboi
it was a ridiculous fluke it was a joke
>Dana wants more money
Don't think I've ever been this gutted for any fighter, ever.
Askren didn't deserve this, he really didn't
I'm done with this terrible, semen slurping sport. I'm off /heem/ for a long time. I may lurk for the Colby fight, but other than that I'm done at the very least for a couple months.
He'll refuse him, like Askren refused Robbie
BEN ASKREN'S WIKIPEDIA KEK
LMAO SEETHING
FUCK BEN ASSCREAM THAT FUCKER DESERVED IT
whew thank god im 3% indian
Askren would wreck that guy in a rematch. That was a pure fluke win
Uhhhh no
No point in an immediate rematch, Jorge will be shown to be a huge can when he fights someone in the top 3.
>the supposed goat got kod twice in the first round in his first two fights in the ufc
bums detected
>habitual crotchsniffer getting caught by a flying knee is a fluke guys
good riddance
well you could die, retard
FUNKED!
i love Ben but not as much as i love a FUCKING SPICY heem
Not sure you can damage liquified brain
Bro if you're being serious I feel the same way. Askren fucked up so hard. Damn it.
A lot of people dont like the guy
Well if he’s already concussed, any additional blows to the head can potentially cause permanent damage. I mean he could’ve broke his orbital, his jaw, his nose, etc. not saying masvidal is a piece of shit, just saying he definitely could’ve cause additional damage:
>*ruins the night*
lmao
so is khabib the only one in the UFC with an undefeated streak on 10+
STAY BUTTHURT GRINGOS
WERE OUT HERE MAKING THE MOST ICONIC KOS IN COMBAT SPORT HISTORY
very funny /s
THE STATE OF REDDIT
>throwing a knee at the most predictable wrestler in the world is a fluke
Keep coping faggot.
Kneeing wrestlers is nothing new.
Knees resulting in knockouts is nothing new.
July 6th... Will be... heem day
See ya Monday
Why are you lames talking bout a rematch? Man just got slept and is flushed. We know what happens if they do it again
Let's be honest though that was Masvidal's only way to win, or something like that was. Considering that, Askren should have expected it and not played directly into it.
pretty much. Nigger talks about "respek, respek, dios mio" and is just bashing someone when he's knocked out.
yes, it is. it was bullshit
jones meme ends tonight bros...
Now polcucks are not sure if they want a race war lmao
kek
Story?
it was ridiculous from askren as well, he was not prepared and lost to nonsense.
>dumb spics think i am upset at askren losing
ayy lmao,i fucking hate wrestle fuckers
jorge got lucky,good for him...he's still fucking annoying though
webm of shev doing the pistol gesture?
His body was absolute stone when he hit the ground (his arms were literally frozen in the air).
This is called Fencing Response, which means it's without question he has a concussion.
en.wikipedia.org
Hitting someone with two absolute bombers when they're already unconscious (and it's not some ragdoll knockout, those still have some sort of motor control), can be absolutely devastating.
This whole series of events was so god damn satisfying to watch
Rockhold = reddit = BTFO
Askren = reddit = BTFO
Nunes = reddit = ?
Ben showed in the Lawler fight that he doesn't know how or care to defend strikes.
You really should
My heart is sunk
Thoughts on me and my squad? (I'm on the far right btw)
sauce?
So this was the best white "fighter"???
yall should embrace islam pronto
HEY HEY HEY
one was a slam and the other was dumb luck knee
should stick to the slow approach like DC. Christ.
how is nunes reddit?
spain hasn't been relevant in 200 years. and wars aren't fought with fists. spic.
Not saying I want one, just saying its gonna be ironic when Ben demands a rematch
Anyone have Masvidal playing dead in a webm?
>I thank God
this pisses me off the most, beat Ben Askren and thank God nothing wrong with that. But the way he's been acting (before the fight) and those two blows after the knee doesn't really reveal himself to be a God fearing man.
He's a piece of absolute shit.
we still got khabib you stupid spic
Lets be honest, stealing the fight from Lawler was the only way that faggot was going to "beat" him
and like the coward he is he refused a rematched
B
T
F
O
Lol which one of you did this
wisconsheem
REF DO SOMTHING HE'S HITTING HIM WHILE KO'D PLS MAKE IT STOP
Us Americans ended the Spanish empire.
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME ISH ISH SHIT?
gross tits
Who else in a state of orbited sides and sickened at the same time? Fucking heem day
holy fuck the amount of cope
like I'm an askren fan too, but shit he got blasted hard enough he's going to retire
>kneeing a wrestler going for a takedown
>luck
ok, pedro, keep coping
>Holly Holm
>Boxing champion
women's """boxing""" doesn't even count as Boxing.
And even under the VERY low standards of women's """boxing""" Holly fucking sucked ass. $10 says she gets KO'd with a punch in the first round.
manlet spic is proud of another mans accomplishment. have sex.
ONE convincing UFC this guy was good is fucking hilarious
I need this also
>shitskin wins
>shitskin's still seethe
absolute shambles
I have not been this upset since Chael lost vs Anderson.
manlet spic from one of the most irrelevant countries in the EU filled with twinks and not a single credible UFC fighter. lol
how many more title shots is this girl gonna get? christ, we get it, she beat Ronda, move the fuck on.
Henry Cejudo is white!
Change my mind
lol what is this trash music, to contrast holly walked out to fuckin zeppelin
Masvidal will now get the title shot even with colby beating lawler
masvidal will beat usman
then colby will beat masvidal
how was the sanchez - chiesa fight? i just woke up
>how is a minority lez reddit
hmm
lmao this is peak onions go watch pillowfisting you bitch this is Cagefighting
Dagestani fighters are about as caucasian as you can get
why the fuck would i say yall need islam if it wasn't for it you retard.
Khabib hasn't faced a real BLACK fighter or LATINX spicer yet tho, so the last white hype's soon to be sleepy.
spicy heems > manlet
But then that means that Robbie could get a rematch? Dana probably will force it so he can watch Ben finally get perma flushed
Chicanos can't stop winning lately.
We're fucking UNSTOPPABLE.
>replying to spa*n
ISHYGDDT
Wow, a bull dyke can beat actual women. Who would've thought.
chael won that fight
hope this is a short one, cause I want to go to bed
On a scale of 1 to gamebread. How fucking goofed are your picks?
>Literal nigger faggot
Real mystery.
soccer mom mma lady is very marketable
>the first GAY?!
OP here. I've never been btfo this hard before. I feel like I'm floating
what a retard..the person i was replying to said he should really care about defending against strikes....neither of those things were really "defendable strikes"
shut up spic, go back to the unemployment line pablo.
Ronda Rouseyb owl
dont watch the sport if you dont want to see humans get knocked out.
dont be a fucking pussy.
uh... nevermind
>first gay womens champion
lel
>the lioness
okay, i think she is officially reddit
Still going strong mang
joe rogan sucking nunes' swollen clitoris for five minutes straight
Chicanos are just the most powerful race in the world.
wh*toid amerikeks don't even want to have their own kids anymore... they know this is the age of the CHICANO
unironically just hope that nibba doesn't have significant brain damage. This is probably worse than the shevchenko v eye knockout since this spic threw in some coward blows after hte KO.
i can't wait for thrill and agony
i take sick pleasure in watching the corner of the loser in those catastrophic heems
Definitely me... I was rooting for Masvidal and i'm still feeling gross
HAHAHAHHAA WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKS DID THIS HAHAHA
BOOM! Roasted
Turning in my white card and going to mexico to impregnate the darkest goblina I can find pronto
pretty boring,chiesa dominated big time
>Chicanos
Don't you mean Mestizo? The only ones of your kind that do anything important have Iberian blood.
one of bens feet was curling/spasming too. hope hes okay.
Am I gone win?
all female fighters are reddit, mong.
Seethe as you mow our lawns, jose.
>Conor
>Rockhold
>Askren
Why do trashtalkers keep getting HUMBLED?
>Khabib
>white
Stop it you muzzie refugee. You're not really Danish
BEN ASKREN PISSED HIMSELF AFTER THE KO
BEN ASKREN PISSED HIMSELF AFTER THE KO
BEN ASKREN PISSED HIMSELF AFTER THE KO
you put your faith in heem day and I respect that
but probably not
Well I think it's safe to say I've won
yeah that was hard to watch. fucking brutal. makes me sick. fuck all spics!
Let's be honest both ladies are roided to hell. Fuck this fight.
two spics got absolutely dominated this card already,though?
please god another brutal heem
Yeah, how about not being so god damn cocky as to open like that, he 100000% deserved that knee to the head.
Cash out before Jones
Yeah go back to /pol/ and cry about Muh Christcucks because they don't show any masculinity and submit to the Jews and then when a Christian gets the world record KO you say they aren't acting Christian because they KTFO a trash talking Jew. Fuck off.
>tfw zambo
Keep it alive nunes please
dubs and Jones gets BTFO tonight.
Proof?
I'm killing it tonight
After that ben tko Id say anything can happen
imagine if you weren't so poor. you could be looking at some serious GAINS
Now this is based.
you'll get MMA champs.
White bois are chinny and frail ( tho they dominate WMMA LMAO )
i couldn't give two fucks about askren,boring wrestle fucker
LET'S GO HOLLY!
holm pissed herself
>ref said god bless before a mma fight
wtf americans are so retarded
Heem day is glorious
Hey webm bros anybody got the 360 view of the masvidal ko
Holly will prob lose, but won't get knocked out
amanda isnt on half the shit hollys on.
Cope harder gringo.
a fuckign $2 bet?
Let's see how well this post ages
Nigger, that guy had a English accent.
PLS ANOTHER HEEM PLS
Amanda clearly shook
Pls merc this hue nigger tranny. Do it for JC Holly.
>EuroCuck hatin god
Honestly beggin ya to enlighten yerself.
damn holly looks stiff and shook
HEEMS FOR DAYS BOYS
My balls are empty after the Askren fight bros...what will I do if Santos heems Jones?
what's with the spanish cuck worshiping mutts?
>nigger
what the frick? are you an racist?
Since the backyard days
nothing because it won't happen
BASED STREAM dotcom
The MANE event is coming and ask for Uncle Ted.... we got kino, porno, cartoons, UFC here!
Time for a real fight. Dyke time
Real talk if whites weren't afraid of superior Spanish genetics we would already be so far ahead of China economically we would need a telescope to even see them with our 500 million strong population all working on gigantic railroads and buildings and shit.
t. a Chicano
How great is the post fight sex between Holly and Jones going to be lads?
shut up mutt
Don't forget our consensus is coming out in a year, you will be surprised at the demographics.
5 boring wmma rounds
Fuck holly holm, boring fucking fighter
okay yall spics are great at fighting but lets be real you suck at most other things
i'm just getting free (you's) from newfags.
and spain is irrelevant. As is all of south and middle america.
hmm
Because a guy just died in the ring
both these turbo sluts fucking suck lmao
Based.
Basedstream.com
Basedstream.com
Basedstream.com
pls nunes end it quickly
>female fights
YIKES LOL
>real talk
>speaks like a nigger
>Chicano
Checks out
here
SHEEM
Early stoppage
Womp Womp. Fuck I hate that transgender Brazilian faggot. But obviously this was coming. He's too strong.
>Cope
About what? If you've been anywhere in the world you'd know that poor peoples who have nothing have extreme pride in any meaningless accomplishments.
Just look at the Philippines. What would you think if a Pinoy was here talking about "the most powerful race" that is how everyone sees you savages.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEM DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
HEEM DAY
SHEEM SLEEPY
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
SHEEM SLEEPY
SHEEEEEM DAY
FUCK YEEEEEDEFREEEESSSSSSSS
FUCK YOU WHITEY FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHHAHA
HEEM DAY
LMAO at least post a winner not that exposed
BUM
U
M
*raises fist*
GET FUCKED HOLLY FUCKING FRAUD
GO BACK TO BOXING
okay, that's pretty funny then
SUCK AMANDA'S BIG FAT DICK FAGGOTS
AHAHAHAHA FUCK HOLY HOLM
HEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHEUHEUHEUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHEUHUEHUEHEUHEUHEUEHUEHEUHEUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
They do roofing jobs pretty well
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEM DAY
SHEEM
SHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMM
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMM
Happy heem day
god damn the mma gods are on a roll tonight
SHEEEEM HOLY SHIT HEEM DAY IS REAL LADS
THIS CARD
HEEM DAY CONTINUES
thoughts and prayers
I hate WMMA as much as the next guy but Nunes is aight bros
IT'S HEEM DAY
SHEEEEEEEEM
amanda would woop my ass
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
CALLED IT
Lol, Holly is a fucking can.
holly is a can
/Fruad/ WINS AGAIN!!
Heem.
Sheeeeeeem
Damn i thought holly was doing alright as well
nice KO but WMMA still sucks
Amanda fights are good tho
BASED MAIN EVENT
Superior at what exactly? Being criminals?
yea we'll see if my repairs don't leak when it rains next. That spic was working four hours.
Holy shit heem day is real
>White people blown out all Day
Chinese KOed whitey
Latino KOed whitey
BR KOed whitey
Noone will read i live off blackmailing cashfags online
Anybody forget jones was fighting on this card? They havent even mentioned him
HEEEM DAY
ALL IN ON SANTOS
WWWWEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW
A little early though desu
It seems women don't block high kicks during title bouts
DYKED
We hyped this up so much and it is delivering like crazy
HEEM DAY
Don’t even care what happens in the main
JUST
JUST
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
SHE GAVE HER THE RONDA KICK
FUCKING BURGER NIGGERS YOUR TIME IS OVER GET FUCKED DISGUSTING MUTTS
IT'S FUCKING HEEM DAY
Yep, Amanda Nunes is now the Greatest female fighter
>TFW they still standing up on my screen
Uhm... Maybe I am a minute slow.
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
Rogan is speechless
>she is unquestionably the best - Toe Rogain
>she
>implying
early stoppage
Based Goddard with the best performance tonight.
THIS SPORT IS WILD
CRY HOLLY CRY
>middle america
lmao what a fucking retard
It's central america you mong, and half your country looks like honduras rn ( the other half looks like south africa ) so what's the difference
boring fight
Santos heems jones round 1 book it
I'd link to Marquez sleeping Pacquiao, one of their only two decent fighters in the long history of combat sports.
DJ vs Amanda Nunes. Who wins?
You gotta be humble bro.
early as fuck,what the fuck
Basado
that retarded side kick like stephen thompson, when you don't land it you're stuck off balance
>the state of white people
HOLY FUCKING JUST
So when will Rogan say that Nunez can beat one of the men fighters?
Going into the main event before midnight bros
never and I never will be, he talks like a faggot
this fucking card man
JULY 6 WILL BE FOREVER REMEMBERED AS HEEM DAY
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>you will never be marc goddard and press a freshly shellshocked holly into your body to keep her up
I love heem day so much.
do you think nunes could take on cejudo?
Bit early
Wmma is fucking shit but Amanda is in my top 5 boys. She has male power in the women division.
Shades of Holm vs Rousey
I knew cuckold is gonna heem my picks
It really is heem day, isn't it?
HEEM DAY IS REAL BOYS
You're an indian rapespawn, cope
Spicy card.
Main event will be a finish too.
FUCKKKKKKKK
I SHOULDVE JUST GONE WITH MY GUT
she's always been a fucking can in mma. Only reason she gets these fights is because she beat ronda that one time cause ronda decided she was mike tyson that night. Fuck holm
He just keeps ending memes so efficiently
Nunes would unironically heem the entire men's bantamweight division in a straight kickboxing match.
SANTOS WIN
Oh wow a manly chick beat another manly chick
HEEM DAY IS REAL
I LOVE MMA
IM A REEL FITE FAN
>getting this worked up over wmma
calm down sven
WMMA STILL SUCKS
HEEMMMMM
AMANDA IS THE GOAT
Heem Day has been based as fuck, best card in a long long time
does this mean jon jones gets KO too?
AHHHH SAVE ME JON
Somebody out there has gotten heemed on every bet. Suicide hotlines will be lit
What the fuck was Holly doing there?
thank you kiwi
haha, can you imagine fapping to that haha like who would do that when the fights are on
bad stop but she was probably done. ref should have just let her get beat on till out.
whoa...
H E E M D A Y
E
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M
D
A
Y
damn this laggy stream.
Amanda and Jorge are white
>Anti-white
>Amerimutt flag
Makes sense lol.
How?
>tfw was hyping Amanda when everyone hated her
>you all made fun of me for telling you she'd destroy Cyborg.
JONES GONNA GET KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT
MAYOS GETTING BTFO HAHAHHAHAHA
>Be Lanklet
>Have longer reach
>have longer kicks
STILL GET KOED?
The State of WMMA
Santos will heem Jones to cap off a great HEEM DAY
killed miesha
killed ronda
killed cyborg
killed holly
ALL MY FAVORITE FIGHTERS KEEP LOSING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FROM WHICH PART OF BRAZIL ARE YOU FROM LADS?
Diego and Cowboy left Jackson Wink because everyone there is a roiding faggot
please santos win
Chinese Koed a Mexican you blind Wombat.
Holy fuck this card
NUNES'D
NUNES'D
NUNES'D
NUNES'D
NUNES'D
NUNES'D
guys i did le ebin wikipedia edit ama
>37
That has to be it, right? She's not getting another title shot.
correct but none of that refutes my point.
Enjoy your shit country. What is it, 50% unemployment for anyone in the 18-25 age range? lol.
>ufc twitter posting the finish
UFC239 EVENT OF THE YEAR
M E M E
M A G I C
Early stoppage.
Please... need a non shitcunt to win
Missing "cause of death"
should i roll one before the jones fight?
this
Why are spics so good at combat fighting but so bad at actual war?
haha, lying indio. Your boy Perez is a straight beaner
Terrible stoppage desu
>Awkwardly raises foot in your direction
Heh, nothing personal kid
please please please just let jones lose
You're an idiot. That's not how it works.
That was a stunning and brave knockout
JON IS NEXT
>JON IS NEXT
JON IS NEXT
>JON IS NEXT
JON IS NEXT
>JON IS NEXT
JON IS NEXT
>JON IS NEXT
JON IS NEXT
>JON IS NEXT
JON IS NEXT
>JON IS NEXT
SHEEM DAY
CUTE
This angers the Jones.
Savage macaco beatdown incoming
She's still better than most other female fighters like Anderson and turbocans like Bethe
JONES IS GOING TO LOSE TOO! FUCK THIS DAMN CARD. FUCK UFC.
>female humor
wrap this shit up Joe
>have to hear her brazilian accent again
nooooooooo stfu
lmao what the fuck did she say??
WHERE IS THE GUY THAT HAD 5K ON ASKREN???
Nunes is a cutie
Jones folds next
best in five years
Amanda vs Cody
Amanda vs TJ
Amanda vs Cejudo
Can you really lie to yourself and believe she loses all these fights?
HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY
SHEEM DAY SHEEEM DAY HEEM DAY EVERYONE HEEMS WE ALL HEEM WHAT A SPORT LADS
Bodog fight sup
Same way Ronday got knocked out lmao
is a man.
Holy shit
NOSTRADAMUS IS BACK
Did Heem Day go too far?
city of god baby we're eating macaco tonight
Lmao did you see his previous fight? Give any room for the ref to let asscream continue and he will
CRINGE KINO
listening to this dykes portugese accent is offensive
Illegal punch to back of head.
>Netherlands
>Hating whites
>An actual refugee nigger
Shouldn't you be out raping people?
>tfw white people btfo your entire continent
Holy fuck Nunes english is awful lmao
LEGIT 11/10 CARD
this entire card has been fantastic, even the prelims.
>*UNRECOGNIZABLE GIBBERISH*
What is wrong with this dude?
WTF IS SHE SAYING LOL
you might miss the heem
The part with the broken windows, graffiti, homeless people, food shortages, shootings
she obviously does
>my favorite fighters are Luke Rockhold, Ben Askren, and Holly Holm
you deserve it
BONES
born on the streets and eat stray animals
Unfortunately you guys aren't content with just being physical laborers and think that you should have political power, which is a huge mistake, because you're all really stupid.
It wasn't the impact that knocked her out, it was the stench coming from Amanda's foot that did it.
>that english
Nunes vs cejudo next
Amazing main event. But.. THE FUCKING GOAT JON BONES JONES IS STILL GONNA KILL A NIGGA TONIGHT
Whats the cashout atm lad?
oh shit did he actually place that?
have sex
I refuse to believe that
All these TKO/KOs and we all know the Jones fight will end with one too. Pretty fucking good.
DISGUSTING NIGGER LESBO BITCH WON
de fug?
you gotta admit there is something really disgusting in Amanda's appearance. she is a nice person but when I see her I want to puke.
AND NOW I GO. I GO AND CLEAN.
wtf why is amanda so cute
yeah but it's woman fight does it really matter?
WAKE UP BEN
FOR GOD'S SAKE WAKE UP
HEEM GODS
PLEASE
PLASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LET JON DIE
>sends a kiss to her mom and tells she'll be calling soon
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she, like most, just doesn't know english
she says "in re um" when she means "in round one"
Don't you all speak English like that?
only if Askren dies or gets potatod
>hurr heem day
Which cringe redditor started this meme?
Holly is so fucking hesitant, no fluidity or rhythm
>Heems coming too fast for the picks to get goofed
dubs confirms. the prophecy will be fulfilled
Dead.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GRINGO ON FULL DAMAGE CONTROL
SEEEEETHING SO HARD HAHAHAHAHAHA
>yfw Bones gets HEEMed
Cody vs Nunes is my dream fight
Nina is getting those fake tits
I wanna have children with that rhino
>stand there immobile on one foot with the other in the air
The state of women's """"defense""""
>wake up
>5 seconds
>gonna perfect picks
tfw
not bad for a small stake. good on you
FUCKING LESBIAN CRINGE FUCK OFF
jones getting heemed withing 3sec, making masvidal butthurt king
Thiago Santos.
>literally a day of heems for heem day
grats. unless theres a woman and her child on the way to the octagon, youre all good
>yt pipo be like consciousness is too spicu
BORA BRASIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
there's time before the main event, Im fapping to that now.
cash out now
Jones losing would redeem this night.
Cuckhold got HEEMED earlier not covering his face at all the whole fight
I think he's dead as well as Ben now
anyway this night is crazy
imagine the smell
Its the estrogen, which Amanda has none.
American Top Team members are tearing up the mma world.
All of this is setting up for Thiago to knock Jones into the shadowrealm
Ben was winning the fight until the knee,
IM GONNA DO COKE AND STILL WIN BITCH
Ur a fucking loser.
This creature looks like a dog. Not a good representation of WMMA. I've seen prettier Brazillian "girls".
Don’t fear heem day
Nunes a cute
The part were all the bunda comes from
No
Horsemeat confirmed a meme
Holm BTFO
this night have been fucking perfect
Not true.
She shakes more than michael J Fox
no cashout for some reason. Fuck it would probably offer 40 or something
holly looks like she has parkison's
she's gonna get eaten out while wearin that belt. good for her
>white "people"
>redeem
*breathes in*
Possible if they allow guns in the octagon but unlikely
You mean Humans
kek
SEETHING
Dude the prelims sucked but yeah the main card is boner inducing
WYTOIDS IN THE CROWD STFU QUICK LOL
HOLLY HOLLY
>gets potato'd
Highly possible tbqh
...
>quoting yourself
What a sad cunt lmao.
COPE
This night is GODLY
Blessed are the HEEM gods
>BJJ becomes MMA King... then loses to Sakuraba
>Boxing becomes MMA King... then loses to Khabib
>Wrestling becomes MMA King... then loses to Masvidal
>refutes my point
lmao r_the_donald poltard thinks i'm playing the r*ddit game
small ones
it will make this great morning a perfect one
DREAD IT
RUN FROM IT
DESTINY STILL ARRIVES
Stay cool, mutts
I WANT TO SEE JON JONES LITERRALLY KILL AND HEEM SOMEONE TODAY
Do you want to know how I know you're a cazzie?
I love Amanda Nunes. When you watch her videos shes cute with her gf/wife.
Seething polturd. What a loser lol. Seethe harder.
all redditors heem meme deserve the masvidal knee of death
>Nunes a cute
Cry more faggot
Nothing has to be redeemed you filthy redditor. Sorry your favorite “personalities” are getting embarrassed.
prove it
>whites 2-spics 2 vs eachother
>plus spic suffers embarrassment of getting brutally heem'd by chink
ayy lmao,the absolute state of non-whites
heem day has been awful
Coke is a performance enhancer
tonight has been based
Back to R eddit beaner
Holly, battered from a quick KO from Nunes gets a knock at her hotel door. It's Jon. She figured he'd be celebrating at an after party considering he dismantled Santos inside 6 minutes. She quickly wipes her face, embarrassed at the bruises and possible tears. He grabs her hand and leads her to the bed...
"Greg asked me to talk to you. It's time for you to move on. We can't have you representing our gym anymore." Holly is speechless. "We'll give you the next 6 months to make it look good publicly. Holly...I'm sorry". Jon leaves. Holly collapses on the bed. The Preacher's Daughter is now thinking about the Preacher's Shotgun.
why do you guys call this heemday?
sorry I'm a retard, please respond
That's a mexican
What if Jon loses the same way after throwing the same half asses oblique kick
She's cute like a dog is cute, all excited and shit
Gimme the pastebin link
>this whitaker/israel """""beef""""""
cringe as fuck
Neck yourself ya fucking slob
its a simulated deathmatch with ref's to stop the killing
fighters know what they are getting themselves into
el pidorANO
I mean, Khabib knows how to avoid a flying knee and he flies right at peoples legs sometimes.
The fuck, Ben?
who the fuck bets on a competition that sits on a razor's edge depending upon milliseconds of action
I hate Amandas disgusting girlfriend so much I want her to lose so I don't have to see her anymore.
Based bait
No, cuck.
Interracial fights are unfair for whites.
Whites simply get obliterated.
Except for Song Chinese guy, everyone I picked lost tonight
imagine if Jon loses
HEEM DAY IS INSANE
kek
that gook fight was good, and that other knockout. only bad fight was the women
...
Heem day bless
Pitbulls aren't cute.
Amanda Nunes walks into the club and smacks your girl on the arse
what do?
Imagine being white lmoa, I'd kill myself
If you look at the statistics our people have the highest labor participation of the USA and we do real jobs like carpentry, HVAC, truck driving and construction.
Its because white people cannot handle the sun or they sweat too much, they are also less good with their hands their manual dexterity sucks.
White people are usually doing Law, or Finance the things hurting America most.
We are good at management but never have access to your universities and so cannot compete on the mental level for now but if the borders were opened we could begin to also win elections in large numbers.
Why didn't Holly just knee her in the head? What an idiot haha
Gamblers.
fucking pussy favela monkey. go get shot lmao
BUNDAS IN SUPPORT OF MARRETA
I agree. They should’ve let Masvidal hit him a few more times.
Yep going for that takedown
Even BJJ teaches you to keep hands / elbows up. This might start flying knee meme.
How'd you get on the internet with two coconuts taped together?
Shouldn't you be picking my cotton? Or are you cooking your food off my old tyres burning in your street?
reuse this one
>getting heem'd by a fucking chink
sorry,spics lose the night
>Got the prelims right
>Now just need Santos to win
If I had only bet some actual money...
Go for threesome.
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whites only lose by flukes this card is just cursed
Or doing engineering, mathematics, and other hard sciences. How many dirty spics with native blood received nobel prizes in science again?
something redditors started in the past couple days, just ignore it
Will Whittaker kill the nigger or will I get BLACKED?
Lol Muhammed's cuck boy is triggered
>Masvidal and Nunes making the gringos so fucking ANGRY that they're lashing out now
Kekekekekekekek
you nigger faggot go back to (((reddit))) leeeeee
lol keep crying cause this lioness is gonna keep winning
Now this, this is some cope. A genuine example of cope.
Dont give me hope.
people that like to bet on near random events because they have gambling addiction
can you satisfy a girl like that witha 5x4.5 brehs?
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Hi Nina, you look like you smell btw
Amanda would never do that because she's a nice lady
imagine painting your feetnails red before a fight
Bruh...
Let's see, Whittaker beat Yoel and had a fucking broken hand.
Israel has technique, yea, but fucking pillow hands. I'm betting on Whittaker.
Ben is slow asf compared to how fast khabib shoots. And if you look at his first takedown in the Connor fight he feignts his head to the right as he shots to bait the knee then switches his head to the left.
Khabib is unironically good.
The state of Ben mushbrain Askren
based sherdog forums
This isn't erotic.
I wonder if amanda would let me suck her toe, cute feet
where is the picks guy
Actually worried for ben. He was still heemed as they carried him out of the ring.
Being this mad
Go back to europe
>i tried once and she ask me if my pee pee inside her vagoo i hung me head down and told her yeah she said OH
the ref almost knocked nunes on her ass wtf
Yeah it is kind of bullshit that he gets a title fight for beating old man silva and a manlet who he has a 9in reach advantage over.
Thanks for the compliment.
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Lel
Always bet against your favs cuz if they lose you still get money
He brings in casuals. In the end, that's all Dana gives a fuck about.
God yes. What's the name of that walk in song? Got me hyped.
ur stream fucking sucks and keeps freezing
fuck man
Yeah I'm a neet on bennies I dont bet a lot
We are the champions. Really?God he's so fucking annoying.
Lol, it's amazing. You would think since you are so good at so many things that your countries wouldn't be complete shitholes
It's tempting fate is what it is.