HEEM DAY BACK ON GAMETHREAD #6

HEEMS YOUR WALLET EDITION

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1st for 'racist' crotch grabber

I've got $9000 on Forrest. Will he take it?
Also: is this thread approved by Fart Piano??

Anyone else think dana might have given Robbie the greenlight to juice for the askren fight

Bros this is the only fight I care about.

how long have you been a masvidal fan?

>since strikeforce

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Is Askren going to die?

same

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today the bookies repay me for my suffering

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I've got an erection. "(you)" me black bundas

Only after he wrestlefucks masvidal for 3 rounds

>HE'S GOT THE CHOKE!

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104-45 by way of askren

JESUS CHRIST

HEEM DAY

OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

HOLY SHIT KEK

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

OMG

ASKREN HAS A DENT IN HIS FOREHEAD

HOLY SHIT

HE KILLED HIM

Is that a world record?

lmao

Fucking ogre

Oh no oh my God fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

IM LOUDER THAN THE FIREWORKS LAUGHING

AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>wrestler who never expects a knee as he's diving
the fuck, Ben

I take back my wrestlefuck statement, Askren actually did die

>pop a piece of delicious steak in my mouth
>look at fight
>deliciousness and heem

It was glorious.

*loses*

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Kickboxing > Gay-ass wrestling.

yeah fasted ko in ufc history

THANK YOU GOD/ALLAH I AM SO TIRED OF THIS FUCKING WHITE FUCKING DISHUSTING FAGGOT FACE FINALLY SOMEONE SHUT THIS DISGUSTING FRIZZY HAIRED NEANDERTHAL FAGGOT THE FUCK UP YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

OH NO NO NO NO

Askren was out.

was a total fluke

That's the funkiest thing I've seen in a thousand fights

USMAN - MASVIDAL

NOW

LMFAO WOW

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

This is scary and brutal as fuck. Damn

>"I should have kept crushing Asian cans in ONE"

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TODAY HEEM IS DEFINED

NOW ALL KNOW WHAT HEEM MEANS

TALK SHIT
GET HIT
(twice after you're already out)

Deleting my asscream pictures

TIGER KNEE

The most satisfying heem off all time beside Housey

>literally watching a twitch streaming the fight instead cus u fucks cant even provide a working link

dumb fucking luck,that sucks

He could die in hospital

Lmao yeah kinda but that's the name of the game sometimes

5 seconds officially, but Ben was out even before that...
Holy moly, amazing

Usman wins for sure

*sips*

Imagine immediately defending for a takedown against Masvidal

>tfw askren so great he even sets records when he loses

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POST WEBM PLEASE

>>literally watching a twitch streaming the fight instead cus u fucks cant even provide a working link

drakula.top/boxing/ufc-239-main-cards-jon-jones-thiago-santos-rds87813a?l=634100976

Khabib is shook now

Where are all the askren faggots now?
He got beat by Robbie and stole a win
Glad this nobody got fucking BTFO

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Damn, I wanted askren to win. Damn. This is just wow.

Every dog has his day.

kek

JESUS WINS AGAIN

Ummmm
Should we tell him?

Askren won the story of the fight

WRESTLE FUCKERS BTFO

>
>by decision or technical decision

yikes

lmao like i said not a working link

HEEM DAY I fucking love this "sport"

JC has literally never lost

"CAUSE HE'S A BUM"

BOOM ROASTED

>cause he's a bum
fight of the night

Askren KO'd himself. He fucking ducked into it, what an amateur move lol

i can feel that heem in my soul, that was gruesome

>he was out
>lay on some bombs anyways
Hope that low iq spic and his family gets shot

>celia cruz for the walkout
BASED AND REDPILLED

plus.ufc.com/ppv

"you're welcome"

>UNDEFEATED

what an annoying spic

worse than Hendos elbow on Bisping?

In many way, Askren won a dominant decision.

Gastelum getting drunk behind Usman

you're welcome, bums.

I took it back, honestly had to when masvidal turned askren into john matua.

una vela

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>y'know, my momma always said if you got nothing nice to say
>btw he's a can
>btw thank me for taking him out, guys

White boiis absolutely ASSBLASTED
You're welcome

seethe

That was a bitch move but you could see the anger. Be didn't even hold back and was clocked and loaded for a third

I'm not against him beating Askren, but you have to be an absolute piece of shit to give those two extra hits.
Don't debate me on this.

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*Dies

Was Masvidal running and kicking Till in the bollocks the greatest foreshadowing of all time? Pure Kino

AHHHH WHY THE FUCK DID I BET MONEY ON A FUCKING JEW TO WIN AT A SPORT?

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

world you're welcome for ending that dude lmao

it works you're just dumb. im watching a crystal clear 1080p stream right now. you mad dummy?

that was the greatest knock out in trash talk history

BOOM ROASTED

Why is Dana White and his shark fetish being shown? Is the UFC turning into the WWE?

asscream looked like he'd legitimatel lost about 35 iq points right there

>talks shit
>gets killed
plus if he was white and knocked out a beaner you'd be sucking his dick
REKT

>whitebois already seething
Sorry for doubting you Jorge, we dont deserve you

HAHAHAHA ANGRY GRINGOS
EVEN IN MMA WE'RE OUT HERE SLEEPING YOU

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"i'm not gonna talk about ben don't ask me ben questions"
>"did you plan that?"
"yeah cuz he's a bum"

What sort of damage can you take with two shots like that?

This fight is 1000 percent getting a rematch lmao

best part about Ben losing like this is Jorge wont give him a rematch, like Ben did with Lawler

>he hasn’t watched masvidal since his backyard boxing days
Gayboi

it was a ridiculous fluke it was a joke

>Dana wants more money

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Don't think I've ever been this gutted for any fighter, ever.

Askren didn't deserve this, he really didn't

I'm done with this terrible, semen slurping sport. I'm off /heem/ for a long time. I may lurk for the Colby fight, but other than that I'm done at the very least for a couple months.

He'll refuse him, like Askren refused Robbie

BEN ASKREN'S WIKIPEDIA KEK

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LMAO SEETHING
FUCK BEN ASSCREAM THAT FUCKER DESERVED IT

whew thank god im 3% indian

Askren would wreck that guy in a rematch. That was a pure fluke win

Uhhhh no

No point in an immediate rematch, Jorge will be shown to be a huge can when he fights someone in the top 3.

>the supposed goat got kod twice in the first round in his first two fights in the ufc

bums detected

>habitual crotchsniffer getting caught by a flying knee is a fluke guys

good riddance

well you could die, retard

FUNKED!

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i love Ben but not as much as i love a FUCKING SPICY heem

Not sure you can damage liquified brain

Bro if you're being serious I feel the same way. Askren fucked up so hard. Damn it.

A lot of people dont like the guy

Well if he’s already concussed, any additional blows to the head can potentially cause permanent damage. I mean he could’ve broke his orbital, his jaw, his nose, etc. not saying masvidal is a piece of shit, just saying he definitely could’ve cause additional damage:

>*ruins the night*

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lmao

so is khabib the only one in the UFC with an undefeated streak on 10+

STAY BUTTHURT GRINGOS
WERE OUT HERE MAKING THE MOST ICONIC KOS IN COMBAT SPORT HISTORY

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very funny /s

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THE STATE OF REDDIT

>throwing a knee at the most predictable wrestler in the world is a fluke
Keep coping faggot.

Kneeing wrestlers is nothing new.
Knees resulting in knockouts is nothing new.

July 6th... Will be... heem day

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See ya Monday

Why are you lames talking bout a rematch? Man just got slept and is flushed. We know what happens if they do it again

Let's be honest though that was Masvidal's only way to win, or something like that was. Considering that, Askren should have expected it and not played directly into it.

pretty much. Nigger talks about "respek, respek, dios mio" and is just bashing someone when he's knocked out.

yes, it is. it was bullshit

jones meme ends tonight bros...

Now polcucks are not sure if they want a race war lmao

kek

Story?

it was ridiculous from askren as well, he was not prepared and lost to nonsense.

>dumb spics think i am upset at askren losing
ayy lmao,i fucking hate wrestle fuckers

jorge got lucky,good for him...he's still fucking annoying though

webm of shev doing the pistol gesture?

His body was absolute stone when he hit the ground (his arms were literally frozen in the air).
This is called Fencing Response, which means it's without question he has a concussion.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fencing_response

Hitting someone with two absolute bombers when they're already unconscious (and it's not some ragdoll knockout, those still have some sort of motor control), can be absolutely devastating.

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This whole series of events was so god damn satisfying to watch

Rockhold = reddit = BTFO
Askren = reddit = BTFO
Nunes = reddit = ?

Ben showed in the Lawler fight that he doesn't know how or care to defend strikes.
You really should

My heart is sunk

Thoughts on me and my squad? (I'm on the far right btw)

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sauce?

So this was the best white "fighter"???
yall should embrace islam pronto

HEY HEY HEY

one was a slam and the other was dumb luck knee

should stick to the slow approach like DC. Christ.

how is nunes reddit?

spain hasn't been relevant in 200 years. and wars aren't fought with fists. spic.

Not saying I want one, just saying its gonna be ironic when Ben demands a rematch

Anyone have Masvidal playing dead in a webm?

>I thank God
this pisses me off the most, beat Ben Askren and thank God nothing wrong with that. But the way he's been acting (before the fight) and those two blows after the knee doesn't really reveal himself to be a God fearing man.
He's a piece of absolute shit.

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we still got khabib you stupid spic

Lets be honest, stealing the fight from Lawler was the only way that faggot was going to "beat" him
and like the coward he is he refused a rematched
B
T
F
O

Lol which one of you did this

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wisconsheem

REF DO SOMTHING HE'S HITTING HIM WHILE KO'D PLS MAKE IT STOP

Us Americans ended the Spanish empire.

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME ISH ISH SHIT?

gross tits

Who else in a state of orbited sides and sickened at the same time? Fucking heem day

holy fuck the amount of cope

like I'm an askren fan too, but shit he got blasted hard enough he's going to retire

>kneeing a wrestler going for a takedown
>luck
ok, pedro, keep coping

>Holly Holm
>Boxing champion
women's """boxing""" doesn't even count as Boxing.
And even under the VERY low standards of women's """boxing""" Holly fucking sucked ass. $10 says she gets KO'd with a punch in the first round.

manlet spic is proud of another mans accomplishment. have sex.

ONE convincing UFC this guy was good is fucking hilarious

I need this also

>shitskin wins
>shitskin's still seethe
absolute shambles

I have not been this upset since Chael lost vs Anderson.

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manlet spic from one of the most irrelevant countries in the EU filled with twinks and not a single credible UFC fighter. lol

how many more title shots is this girl gonna get? christ, we get it, she beat Ronda, move the fuck on.

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Henry Cejudo is white!
Change my mind

lol what is this trash music, to contrast holly walked out to fuckin zeppelin

Masvidal will now get the title shot even with colby beating lawler
masvidal will beat usman
then colby will beat masvidal

how was the sanchez - chiesa fight? i just woke up

>how is a minority lez reddit
hmm

lmao this is peak onions go watch pillowfisting you bitch this is Cagefighting

Dagestani fighters are about as caucasian as you can get

why the fuck would i say yall need islam if it wasn't for it you retard.
Khabib hasn't faced a real BLACK fighter or LATINX spicer yet tho, so the last white hype's soon to be sleepy.

spicy heems > manlet

But then that means that Robbie could get a rematch? Dana probably will force it so he can watch Ben finally get perma flushed

Chicanos can't stop winning lately.
We're fucking UNSTOPPABLE.

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>replying to spa*n
ISHYGDDT

Wow, a bull dyke can beat actual women. Who would've thought.

chael won that fight

hope this is a short one, cause I want to go to bed

On a scale of 1 to gamebread. How fucking goofed are your picks?

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>Literal nigger faggot

Real mystery.

soccer mom mma lady is very marketable

>the first GAY?!

OP here. I've never been btfo this hard before. I feel like I'm floating

what a retard..the person i was replying to said he should really care about defending against strikes....neither of those things were really "defendable strikes"

shut up spic, go back to the unemployment line pablo.

Ronda Rouseyb owl

dont watch the sport if you dont want to see humans get knocked out.

dont be a fucking pussy.

uh... nevermind

>first gay womens champion

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lel

>the lioness
okay, i think she is officially reddit

Still going strong mang

joe rogan sucking nunes' swollen clitoris for five minutes straight

Chicanos are just the most powerful race in the world.
wh*toid amerikeks don't even want to have their own kids anymore... they know this is the age of the CHICANO

unironically just hope that nibba doesn't have significant brain damage. This is probably worse than the shevchenko v eye knockout since this spic threw in some coward blows after hte KO.

i can't wait for thrill and agony

i take sick pleasure in watching the corner of the loser in those catastrophic heems

Definitely me... I was rooting for Masvidal and i'm still feeling gross

HAHAHAHHAA WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKS DID THIS HAHAHA

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BOOM! Roasted

Turning in my white card and going to mexico to impregnate the darkest goblina I can find pronto

pretty boring,chiesa dominated big time

>Chicanos


Don't you mean Mestizo? The only ones of your kind that do anything important have Iberian blood.

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one of bens feet was curling/spasming too. hope hes okay.

Am I gone win?

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all female fighters are reddit, mong.

Seethe as you mow our lawns, jose.

>Conor
>Rockhold
>Askren
Why do trashtalkers keep getting HUMBLED?

>Khabib
>white
Stop it you muzzie refugee. You're not really Danish

BEN ASKREN PISSED HIMSELF AFTER THE KO


BEN ASKREN PISSED HIMSELF AFTER THE KO

BEN ASKREN PISSED HIMSELF AFTER THE KO

you put your faith in heem day and I respect that

but probably not

Well I think it's safe to say I've won

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yeah that was hard to watch. fucking brutal. makes me sick. fuck all spics!

Let's be honest both ladies are roided to hell. Fuck this fight.

two spics got absolutely dominated this card already,though?

please god another brutal heem

Yeah, how about not being so god damn cocky as to open like that, he 100000% deserved that knee to the head.

Cash out before Jones

Yeah go back to /pol/ and cry about Muh Christcucks because they don't show any masculinity and submit to the Jews and then when a Christian gets the world record KO you say they aren't acting Christian because they KTFO a trash talking Jew. Fuck off.

>tfw zambo

Keep it alive nunes please

dubs and Jones gets BTFO tonight.

Proof?

I'm killing it tonight

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After that ben tko Id say anything can happen

imagine if you weren't so poor. you could be looking at some serious GAINS

Now this is based.
you'll get MMA champs.
White bois are chinny and frail ( tho they dominate WMMA LMAO )

i couldn't give two fucks about askren,boring wrestle fucker

LET'S GO HOLLY!

holm pissed herself

>ref said god bless before a mma fight
wtf americans are so retarded

Heem day is glorious

Hey webm bros anybody got the 360 view of the masvidal ko

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Holly will prob lose, but won't get knocked out

amanda isnt on half the shit hollys on.

Cope harder gringo.

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a fuckign $2 bet?

Let's see how well this post ages

Nigger, that guy had a English accent.

PLS ANOTHER HEEM PLS

Amanda clearly shook

Pls merc this hue nigger tranny. Do it for JC Holly.

>EuroCuck hatin god

Honestly beggin ya to enlighten yerself.

damn holly looks stiff and shook

HEEMS FOR DAYS BOYS

My balls are empty after the Askren fight bros...what will I do if Santos heems Jones?

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what's with the spanish cuck worshiping mutts?

>nigger
what the frick? are you an racist?

Since the backyard days

nothing because it won't happen

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The MANE event is coming and ask for Uncle Ted.... we got kino, porno, cartoons, UFC here!

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Time for a real fight. Dyke time

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Real talk if whites weren't afraid of superior Spanish genetics we would already be so far ahead of China economically we would need a telescope to even see them with our 500 million strong population all working on gigantic railroads and buildings and shit.

t. a Chicano

How great is the post fight sex between Holly and Jones going to be lads?

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shut up mutt

Don't forget our consensus is coming out in a year, you will be surprised at the demographics.

5 boring wmma rounds

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Fuck holly holm, boring fucking fighter

okay yall spics are great at fighting but lets be real you suck at most other things

i'm just getting free (you's) from newfags.

and spain is irrelevant. As is all of south and middle america.
hmm

Because a guy just died in the ring

both these turbo sluts fucking suck lmao

Based.

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pls nunes end it quickly

>female fights
YIKES LOL

>real talk
>speaks like a nigger
>Chicano

Checks out

here

SHEEM

Early stoppage

Womp Womp. Fuck I hate that transgender Brazilian faggot. But obviously this was coming. He's too strong.

>Cope

About what? If you've been anywhere in the world you'd know that poor peoples who have nothing have extreme pride in any meaningless accomplishments.

Just look at the Philippines. What would you think if a Pinoy was here talking about "the most powerful race" that is how everyone sees you savages.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEM DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

HEEM DAY

SHEEM SLEEPY

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

SHEEM SLEEPY

SHEEEEEM DAY

FUCK YEEEEEDEFREEEESSSSSSSS

FUCK YOU WHITEY FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHHAHA

HEEM DAY

LMAO at least post a winner not that exposed
BUM
U
M
*raises fist*

GET FUCKED HOLLY FUCKING FRAUD
GO BACK TO BOXING

okay, that's pretty funny then

SUCK AMANDA'S BIG FAT DICK FAGGOTS

AHAHAHAHA FUCK HOLY HOLM

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HEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHEUHEUHEUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHEUHUEHUEHEUHEUHEUEHUEHEUHEUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

They do roofing jobs pretty well

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEM DAY

SHEEM

SHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMM

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMM

Happy heem day

god damn the mma gods are on a roll tonight

SHEEEEM HOLY SHIT HEEM DAY IS REAL LADS

THIS CARD

HEEM DAY CONTINUES

thoughts and prayers

I hate WMMA as much as the next guy but Nunes is aight bros

IT'S HEEM DAY

SHEEEEEEEEM

amanda would woop my ass

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

CALLED IT

Lol, Holly is a fucking can.

holly is a can

/Fruad/ WINS AGAIN!!

Heem.

Sheeeeeeem

Damn i thought holly was doing alright as well

nice KO but WMMA still sucks

Amanda fights are good tho

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BASED MAIN EVENT

Superior at what exactly? Being criminals?

yea we'll see if my repairs don't leak when it rains next. That spic was working four hours.

Holy shit heem day is real

>White people blown out all Day

Chinese KOed whitey
Latino KOed whitey
BR KOed whitey

Noone will read i live off blackmailing cashfags online

Anybody forget jones was fighting on this card? They havent even mentioned him

HEEEM DAY
ALL IN ON SANTOS

WWWWEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW
A little early though desu

It seems women don't block high kicks during title bouts

DYKED

We hyped this up so much and it is delivering like crazy

HEEM DAY

Don’t even care what happens in the main

JUST

JUST

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

SHE GAVE HER THE RONDA KICK

FUCKING BURGER NIGGERS YOUR TIME IS OVER GET FUCKED DISGUSTING MUTTS

IT'S FUCKING HEEM DAY

Yep, Amanda Nunes is now the Greatest female fighter

>TFW they still standing up on my screen

Uhm... Maybe I am a minute slow.

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

Rogan is speechless

>she is unquestionably the best - Toe Rogain
>she
>implying

early stoppage

Based Goddard with the best performance tonight.

THIS SPORT IS WILD

CRY HOLLY CRY

>middle america
lmao what a fucking retard
It's central america you mong, and half your country looks like honduras rn ( the other half looks like south africa ) so what's the difference

boring fight

Santos heems jones round 1 book it

I'd link to Marquez sleeping Pacquiao, one of their only two decent fighters in the long history of combat sports.

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DJ vs Amanda Nunes. Who wins?

You gotta be humble bro.

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early as fuck,what the fuck

Basado

that retarded side kick like stephen thompson, when you don't land it you're stuck off balance

>the state of white people
HOLY FUCKING JUST

So when will Rogan say that Nunez can beat one of the men fighters?

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Going into the main event before midnight bros

never and I never will be, he talks like a faggot

this fucking card man

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JULY 6 WILL BE FOREVER REMEMBERED AS HEEM DAY

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>you will never be marc goddard and press a freshly shellshocked holly into your body to keep her up

I love heem day so much.

do you think nunes could take on cejudo?

Bit early

Wmma is fucking shit but Amanda is in my top 5 boys. She has male power in the women division.

Shades of Holm vs Rousey

I knew cuckold is gonna heem my picks

It really is heem day, isn't it?

HEEM DAY IS REAL BOYS

You're an indian rapespawn, cope

Spicy card.
Main event will be a finish too.

FUCKKKKKKKK
I SHOULDVE JUST GONE WITH MY GUT

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she's always been a fucking can in mma. Only reason she gets these fights is because she beat ronda that one time cause ronda decided she was mike tyson that night. Fuck holm

He just keeps ending memes so efficiently

Nunes would unironically heem the entire men's bantamweight division in a straight kickboxing match.

SANTOS WIN

Oh wow a manly chick beat another manly chick

HEEM DAY IS REAL
I LOVE MMA
IM A REEL FITE FAN

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>getting this worked up over wmma
calm down sven

WMMA STILL SUCKS

HEEMMMMM

AMANDA IS THE GOAT

Heem Day has been based as fuck, best card in a long long time

does this mean jon jones gets KO too?

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AHHHH SAVE ME JON

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Somebody out there has gotten heemed on every bet. Suicide hotlines will be lit

What the fuck was Holly doing there?

thank you kiwi

haha, can you imagine fapping to that haha like who would do that when the fights are on

bad stop but she was probably done. ref should have just let her get beat on till out.

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whoa...

H E E M D A Y
E
E
M
D
A
Y

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damn this laggy stream.

Amanda and Jorge are white

>Anti-white
>Amerimutt flag

Makes sense lol.

How?

>tfw was hyping Amanda when everyone hated her
>you all made fun of me for telling you she'd destroy Cyborg.

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JONES GONNA GET KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT

MAYOS GETTING BTFO HAHAHHAHAHA

>Be Lanklet
>Have longer reach
>have longer kicks

STILL GET KOED?

The State of WMMA

Santos will heem Jones to cap off a great HEEM DAY

killed miesha
killed ronda
killed cyborg
killed holly

ALL MY FAVORITE FIGHTERS KEEP LOSING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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FROM WHICH PART OF BRAZIL ARE YOU FROM LADS?

Diego and Cowboy left Jackson Wink because everyone there is a roiding faggot

please santos win

Chinese Koed a Mexican you blind Wombat.

Holy fuck this card

NUNES'D

NUNES'D

NUNES'D

NUNES'D

NUNES'D

NUNES'D

guys i did le ebin wikipedia edit ama

>37
That has to be it, right? She's not getting another title shot.

correct but none of that refutes my point.
Enjoy your shit country. What is it, 50% unemployment for anyone in the 18-25 age range? lol.

>ufc twitter posting the finish

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UFC239 EVENT OF THE YEAR

M E M E

M A G I C

Early stoppage.

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Please... need a non shitcunt to win

Missing "cause of death"

should i roll one before the jones fight?

this

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Why are spics so good at combat fighting but so bad at actual war?

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haha, lying indio. Your boy Perez is a straight beaner

Terrible stoppage desu

>Awkwardly raises foot in your direction
Heh, nothing personal kid

please please please just let jones lose

You're an idiot. That's not how it works.

That was a stunning and brave knockout

JON IS NEXT
>JON IS NEXT
JON IS NEXT
>JON IS NEXT
JON IS NEXT
>JON IS NEXT
JON IS NEXT
>JON IS NEXT
JON IS NEXT
>JON IS NEXT
JON IS NEXT
>JON IS NEXT

SHEEM DAY

CUTE

This angers the Jones.
Savage macaco beatdown incoming

She's still better than most other female fighters like Anderson and turbocans like Bethe

JONES IS GOING TO LOSE TOO! FUCK THIS DAMN CARD. FUCK UFC.

>female humor
wrap this shit up Joe

>have to hear her brazilian accent again
nooooooooo stfu

lmao what the fuck did she say??

WHERE IS THE GUY THAT HAD 5K ON ASKREN???

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Nunes is a cutie

Jones folds next

best in five years

Amanda vs Cody
Amanda vs TJ
Amanda vs Cejudo

Can you really lie to yourself and believe she loses all these fights?

HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY
SHEEM DAY SHEEEM DAY HEEM DAY EVERYONE HEEMS WE ALL HEEM WHAT A SPORT LADS

Bodog fight sup

Same way Ronday got knocked out lmao

is a man.

Holy shit

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NOSTRADAMUS IS BACK

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Did Heem Day go too far?

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city of god baby we're eating macaco tonight

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Lmao did you see his previous fight? Give any room for the ref to let asscream continue and he will

CRINGE KINO

listening to this dykes portugese accent is offensive

Illegal punch to back of head.

>Netherlands
>Hating whites
>An actual refugee nigger

Shouldn't you be out raping people?

>tfw white people btfo your entire continent

Holy fuck Nunes english is awful lmao

LEGIT 11/10 CARD

this entire card has been fantastic, even the prelims.

>*UNRECOGNIZABLE GIBBERISH*
What is wrong with this dude?

WTF IS SHE SAYING LOL

you might miss the heem

The part with the broken windows, graffiti, homeless people, food shortages, shootings

she obviously does

>my favorite fighters are Luke Rockhold, Ben Askren, and Holly Holm
you deserve it

BONES

born on the streets and eat stray animals

Unfortunately you guys aren't content with just being physical laborers and think that you should have political power, which is a huge mistake, because you're all really stupid.

It wasn't the impact that knocked her out, it was the stench coming from Amanda's foot that did it.

>that english

Nunes vs cejudo next

Amazing main event. But.. THE FUCKING GOAT JON BONES JONES IS STILL GONNA KILL A NIGGA TONIGHT

Whats the cashout atm lad?

oh shit did he actually place that?

have sex

I refuse to believe that

All these TKO/KOs and we all know the Jones fight will end with one too. Pretty fucking good.

DISGUSTING NIGGER LESBO BITCH WON
de fug?
you gotta admit there is something really disgusting in Amanda's appearance. she is a nice person but when I see her I want to puke.

AND NOW I GO. I GO AND CLEAN.

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wtf why is amanda so cute

yeah but it's woman fight does it really matter?

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WAKE UP BEN

FOR GOD'S SAKE WAKE UP

HEEM GODS

PLEASE

PLASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

LET JON DIE

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>sends a kiss to her mom and tells she'll be calling soon
C U T E

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she, like most, just doesn't know english
she says "in re um" when she means "in round one"

Don't you all speak English like that?

only if Askren dies or gets potatod

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>hurr heem day
Which cringe redditor started this meme?

Holly is so fucking hesitant, no fluidity or rhythm

>Heems coming too fast for the picks to get goofed

dubs confirms. the prophecy will be fulfilled

Dead.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GRINGO ON FULL DAMAGE CONTROL
SEEEEETHING SO HARD HAHAHAHAHAHA

>yfw Bones gets HEEMed

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Cody vs Nunes is my dream fight

Nina is getting those fake tits

I wanna have children with that rhino

>stand there immobile on one foot with the other in the air

The state of women's """"defense""""

>wake up
>5 seconds
>gonna perfect picks
tfw

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not bad for a small stake. good on you

FUCKING LESBIAN CRINGE FUCK OFF

jones getting heemed withing 3sec, making masvidal butthurt king

Thiago Santos.

>literally a day of heems for heem day

grats. unless theres a woman and her child on the way to the octagon, youre all good

>yt pipo be like consciousness is too spicu

BORA BRASIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

there's time before the main event, Im fapping to that now.

cash out now

Jones losing would redeem this night.

Cuckhold got HEEMED earlier not covering his face at all the whole fight

I think he's dead as well as Ben now
anyway this night is crazy

imagine the smell

Its the estrogen, which Amanda has none.

American Top Team members are tearing up the mma world.

All of this is setting up for Thiago to knock Jones into the shadowrealm

Ben was winning the fight until the knee,

IM GONNA DO COKE AND STILL WIN BITCH

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Ur a fucking loser.

This creature looks like a dog. Not a good representation of WMMA. I've seen prettier Brazillian "girls".

Don’t fear heem day

youtube.com/watch?v=i8ZW94SWchE

Nunes a cute

The part were all the bunda comes from

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No

Horsemeat confirmed a meme
Holm BTFO

this night have been fucking perfect

Not true.

She shakes more than michael J Fox

no cashout for some reason. Fuck it would probably offer 40 or something

holly looks like she has parkison's

she's gonna get eaten out while wearin that belt. good for her

>white "people"

>redeem
*breathes in*

Possible if they allow guns in the octagon but unlikely

You mean Humans

kek

SEETHING

Dude the prelims sucked but yeah the main card is boner inducing

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WYTOIDS IN THE CROWD STFU QUICK LOL
HOLLY HOLLY

>gets potato'd
Highly possible tbqh

...

>quoting yourself


What a sad cunt lmao.

COPE

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This night is GODLY

Blessed are the HEEM gods

>BJJ becomes MMA King... then loses to Sakuraba
>Boxing becomes MMA King... then loses to Khabib
>Wrestling becomes MMA King... then loses to Masvidal

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>refutes my point
lmao r_the_donald poltard thinks i'm playing the r*ddit game

small ones

it will make this great morning a perfect one

DREAD IT

RUN FROM IT

DESTINY STILL ARRIVES

Stay cool, mutts

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I WANT TO SEE JON JONES LITERRALLY KILL AND HEEM SOMEONE TODAY

Do you want to know how I know you're a cazzie?

I love Amanda Nunes. When you watch her videos shes cute with her gf/wife.

Seething polturd. What a loser lol. Seethe harder.

all redditors heem meme deserve the masvidal knee of death

>Nunes a cute

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Cry more faggot

Nothing has to be redeemed you filthy redditor. Sorry your favorite “personalities” are getting embarrassed.

prove it

>whites 2-spics 2 vs eachother

>plus spic suffers embarrassment of getting brutally heem'd by chink

ayy lmao,the absolute state of non-whites

heem day has been awful

Coke is a performance enhancer

tonight has been based

Back to R eddit beaner

Holly, battered from a quick KO from Nunes gets a knock at her hotel door. It's Jon. She figured he'd be celebrating at an after party considering he dismantled Santos inside 6 minutes. She quickly wipes her face, embarrassed at the bruises and possible tears. He grabs her hand and leads her to the bed...

"Greg asked me to talk to you. It's time for you to move on. We can't have you representing our gym anymore." Holly is speechless. "We'll give you the next 6 months to make it look good publicly. Holly...I'm sorry". Jon leaves. Holly collapses on the bed. The Preacher's Daughter is now thinking about the Preacher's Shotgun.

why do you guys call this heemday?
sorry I'm a retard, please respond

That's a mexican

What if Jon loses the same way after throwing the same half asses oblique kick

She's cute like a dog is cute, all excited and shit

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Gimme the pastebin link

>this whitaker/israel """""beef""""""
cringe as fuck

Neck yourself ya fucking slob

its a simulated deathmatch with ref's to stop the killing
fighters know what they are getting themselves into

el pidorANO

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I mean, Khabib knows how to avoid a flying knee and he flies right at peoples legs sometimes.
The fuck, Ben?

who the fuck bets on a competition that sits on a razor's edge depending upon milliseconds of action

I hate Amandas disgusting girlfriend so much I want her to lose so I don't have to see her anymore.

Based bait

No, cuck.

Interracial fights are unfair for whites.

Whites simply get obliterated.

Except for Song Chinese guy, everyone I picked lost tonight

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imagine if Jon loses

HEEM DAY IS INSANE

kek

that gook fight was good, and that other knockout. only bad fight was the women

...

Heem day bless

Pitbulls aren't cute.

Amanda Nunes walks into the club and smacks your girl on the arse
what do?

Imagine being white lmoa, I'd kill myself

If you look at the statistics our people have the highest labor participation of the USA and we do real jobs like carpentry, HVAC, truck driving and construction.

Its because white people cannot handle the sun or they sweat too much, they are also less good with their hands their manual dexterity sucks.

White people are usually doing Law, or Finance the things hurting America most.

We are good at management but never have access to your universities and so cannot compete on the mental level for now but if the borders were opened we could begin to also win elections in large numbers.

Why didn't Holly just knee her in the head? What an idiot haha

Gamblers.

fucking pussy favela monkey. go get shot lmao

BUNDAS IN SUPPORT OF MARRETA

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I agree. They should’ve let Masvidal hit him a few more times.

Yep going for that takedown

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Even BJJ teaches you to keep hands / elbows up. This might start flying knee meme.

How'd you get on the internet with two coconuts taped together?

Shouldn't you be picking my cotton? Or are you cooking your food off my old tyres burning in your street?

reuse this one

>getting heem'd by a fucking chink
sorry,spics lose the night

>Got the prelims right
>Now just need Santos to win

If I had only bet some actual money...

Go for threesome.

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Then all you hear is .... Blacked . com

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whites only lose by flukes this card is just cursed

Or doing engineering, mathematics, and other hard sciences. How many dirty spics with native blood received nobel prizes in science again?

something redditors started in the past couple days, just ignore it

Will Whittaker kill the nigger or will I get BLACKED?

Lol Muhammed's cuck boy is triggered

>Masvidal and Nunes making the gringos so fucking ANGRY that they're lashing out now
Kekekekekekekek

you nigger faggot go back to (((reddit))) leeeeee

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lol keep crying cause this lioness is gonna keep winning

Now this, this is some cope. A genuine example of cope.

Dont give me hope.

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people that like to bet on near random events because they have gambling addiction

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can you satisfy a girl like that witha 5x4.5 brehs?

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HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY

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Hi Nina, you look like you smell btw

Amanda would never do that because she's a nice lady

imagine painting your feetnails red before a fight

Bruh...

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Let's see, Whittaker beat Yoel and had a fucking broken hand.
Israel has technique, yea, but fucking pillow hands. I'm betting on Whittaker.

Ben is slow asf compared to how fast khabib shoots. And if you look at his first takedown in the Connor fight he feignts his head to the right as he shots to bait the knee then switches his head to the left.
Khabib is unironically good.

The state of Ben mushbrain Askren

based sherdog forums

This isn't erotic.

I wonder if amanda would let me suck her toe, cute feet

where is the picks guy

Actually worried for ben. He was still heemed as they carried him out of the ring.

Being this mad

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Go back to europe

>i tried once and she ask me if my pee pee inside her vagoo i hung me head down and told her yeah she said OH

the ref almost knocked nunes on her ass wtf

Yeah it is kind of bullshit that he gets a title fight for beating old man silva and a manlet who he has a 9in reach advantage over.

Thanks for the compliment.

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Are you guys ready to see Jones get Hue'd?

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Lel

Always bet against your favs cuz if they lose you still get money

He brings in casuals. In the end, that's all Dana gives a fuck about.

God yes. What's the name of that walk in song? Got me hyped.

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ur stream fucking sucks and keeps freezing

fuck man

Yeah I'm a neet on bennies I dont bet a lot

We are the champions. Really?God he's so fucking annoying.

Lol, it's amazing. You would think since you are so good at so many things that your countries wouldn't be complete shitholes

It's tempting fate is what it is.