Official UFC 239 Thread #7 (Heem Day: Back On)

Main card (ESPN+ PPV LIVE now)

Jon Jones vs. Thiago Santos
Amanda Nunes vs. Holly Holm
Jorge Masvidal vs. Ben Askren
Jan Blachowicz def. Luke Rockhold via rd 2 HEEM
Michael Chiesa def. Diego Sanchez via unanimous decision

Undercard
Arnold Allen def. Gilbert Melendez via unanimous decision
Marlon Vera def. Nohelin Hernandez via sub (RNC) (R2, 3:25)
Claudia Gadelha def. Randa Markos via unanimous decision
Song Yadong def. Alejandro Perez via first-round KO (2:04)
Edmen Shahbazyan def. Jack Marshman via sub (RNC) (R1, 1:12)
Chance Rencountre def. Ismail Naurdiev via UD
Julia Avila def. Pannie Kianzad via unanimous decision

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Askren gonna get BTFO
but for real, brain damage and all

that polack fucking heemed that guy

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Forrest Griffin looks like he lives in a tent under a bridge. What is that fucking beard??

inc boos and wrestlefuck for 20 +mins

borgar please

>LUKE FANS

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GOOF THE PICKS

>mfw the night ends with all heems

Askren, Nunes, and Santos better watch their backs

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can I get the mcchicken please?

at least he didnt lower himself by working for jewfoods

Jones gonna get HEEMed tonight cap

ASKREN

>JUST LEFT HOOK MY SHIT UP

MUMMY

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Rockhold is the GOAT of HEEMS

Luke Rockhold would be undefeated if he kept his hands up

WAR MASVIDAL
KILL ASSCREAM

projecting wagie

How many more knockouts are we going to see?

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can't wait for askren 2bh

one of the last true wrestlers left

Lads, gamebred is /our guy/ right?

kek you work at mcdonalds

CMON ASKREN WIN AND THE PICKS ARE MINE

Luke is a can.
Take this tits instead

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shut the fuck up and get my mcflurry, BITCH!!

$3 protein smoothie pls

Does Luke Rockhold even have fans?

I've never met a single soul who roots for this guy.

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Askren 20-0 incoming

Askren about to wrestlefuck.
Sorry lads, you may not like it, but Masvidal is losing.

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I'm just tuning in lads how's the card so far?

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Why yes i picked Chiesa and Blackovic..
What tipped you off?

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askren loses
holm loses

jones wins

put me in the screenshot

fuck jannies, fuck mayos

>Woodley ranked ahead of Covington
????

What trash talk during the lead up was Joe talking about? People seem to have an irrational hate for Rockhold.

Based retard.

Askren wins by WHATEVER HE WANTS EFFORTLESSLY. Just watch, and don't blink :)

Small feet lol

Post yfw you land that left hook lads

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This card has meme magic

Santos will win

negative ghost rider

nothing wrong with an honest job lad

rockhold needs to have his hands glued to his face

lmao wtfff

ID LIKE UHHHHH A 20 PIECE NUGGETS AND A EXTRA LARGE DIET COKE

grab us a quarter pound, small fries and a coke
cheers mate

I want to give her nationwide coverage with semen

Askren, Holmes, Jones all KOd

This is it
Don't disappoint me Ben

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wtf

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‘I don’t lose to people like Jan Blachowicz’: Luke Rockhold in typically confident form ahead of 205-pound debut.

>gets brutally heemed at middleweight
>moves up to Light heavy
What did he mean by this?

>bro SLAVS are so powerful bro!
>meanwhile not a single slavshit champ
lmao keep cleaning toilets piotr and vladislav

THE PICKS
>THE PICKS
THE PICKS
>THE PICKS
THE PICKS
>THE PICKS
THE PICKS
>THE PICKS
THE PICKS
>THE PICKS
THE PICKS
>THE PICKS

Let the wrestle fuck begin.

Fee really bad for Luke Glasshold.
He's just too flushed, remind me of Weidman, they look like action movie hero but they crumble at the first jab that lands on their face; you can almost feel how the realizations of their weaknesses hurt them after getting heemed.

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It's like poetry. It rhymes.

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big footed fags btfo

the smallfoot revolution is upon us

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>i dont wanna just get knocked out
>i want the rockhold treatment

say no more f.a.m.

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What went wrong?

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luke is fucking handsome, that's why people hate him

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Fuck Luke Rockhold. MMA fans and bookies are some of the most retarded people to ever walk the Earth to have Jan as the underdog.

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>1280x720
can you get that high kick he did and elbow in round 1?

Quit showing Lawler not get stopped, it is tasteless

benjamin will dry hump this vice city journeyman for 13 and 1/2 minutes

I want to combine a webm of luke trying to look cool before the fight with him getting heemed. What a goof.

For real though he looked like he was tired way too quickly and now that he's at 205 he won't always be the bigger man. Luke is done lads.

Damn that one looks scary

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HES OUT
HES OUT
HES OUT
HES OUT
HES OUT
HES NOT OUT
OMG HE WASNT OUT
OH NO

I bet on Askren how’s he going to do?

>t.sweatingslightly

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What happened after? Sauce

Hoping for the most hilarious fight of the night coming up

Masvidal gonna get his shit pushed in

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SEETHING Cockholdfag. KEK

ASKREN GETS HEEMED
NUNES GETS HEEMED
JON GETS HEEMED

for me, this is the main event

The absolute STATE of Rockhold

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Was it rape?

Masvidal is a mad lad

What's next for Luke? Yoel Romero's Debut at 205?

the fallout would be legendary

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Rockhold should stick to skating.

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Holms is probably goes down.

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*revs up sperg*

BASED BEN ASKREN

Still keeps his hands low, has no chin, exits straight backwards with a check hook every time, literally tried windmilling in the pocket tonight. Poor guy is delusional

Joe's a roiding manlet, Luke's a natty chad.
Need i say more?

>Diego! No!

Most of you losers drive for GrubHub and or Uber.

more like funky smell
funky monkey

go back to pooland filthly polish scum

who's the blonde? i need her insta.

Who here /funky/?

Lmao they are playing Askren as the heel in this promo.

Got that Askren-Nunes-Bones parlay let's get this money gents

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ITS FUCKING TIME BENBROS. ITS FUCKING TIME.
THEY DOUBTED US. THEY SAID ROBBIE WAS IN. WHEN HE WAS OUT.
TONIGHT WE SHOW THEM THAT WE ARE LEGIT. THAT OUR BOY IS THE KING.
MARTY IS SHOOK. KEKBY IS SHOOK. PISSVIDAL IS SHOOK. ITS FUCKING TIME. LETS GO. LETS FUCKING GO. LETS GET FUCKING FUNKY WITH IT

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Jesus wept

where does this confidence come from after getting brutally heemed by Bisbong and Yoel? Is it all just fake belief/hype or did he get heemed into a new level of non-self awareness

Time for Askren Masvidal kino

Michael Bisping, half-Polish, knocks out Luke with a left
Jan Blachowicz, full-Polish, knocks out Luke with a left

Did nate hit someone what happened?

Luke "what is left hook defence" Rockhold

Based Masvidal

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Usman p4p worst complexion

This has so much potential for faceapp

does masvidal think he's a wigger?

No joke, I found a fly in my McD's fries earlier.

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING PICKS FAGGOTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Opinions my mans?

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favorite radiohead album?
>pic related

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His hair JUSTed itself upon KO.

I really hope hairy bum loses

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Me exactly. Most scared of Askren getting clipped or Nunes losing on points.

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>people unironically like ben askren
wrestlefags are cringe

Robbie is such a beast lads, my boy

Luke was shittalking Jan a ton, calling him predictable, slow, weak

coaching is irrelevant. fighters always just fight the same way over and over

MEME FIGHT

FUCKING

LETS

GO

You're almost as much of a loser as this guy...

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Why did herb stop it just because like was pulling guard? Bullshit

MEMES COMING BOYS

>You drop your right hand all the time buddeh
He should have listened to the king

Lol your boy is gonna get slept

Does anyone believe Rockhold when he says he's never been dropped in training?

still autistic though, didn't he do a bachelor show and ended up hooking up with one of the producers because none of the girls liked him?

MASVIDAL: based
asscream: holy fuckin cringe bro!

Rockhold will retire.
He knows he is done at MW, and he just got flushed at LHW, so he knows his MW failure wasn't just because of weight cutting issues. He's done. He refuses to learn.

Natty king killed luke and hes been decaying into a husk ever since

He's the ultimate heel.
He looks like a sloppy PE teacher who doesn't take fighting seriously, making it an embarrassment to lose to him.

Masvidals' dramatic tone when he talks generic bs is proper cringe

Fuck lads can't keep up with these threads

>kumaru "kissed by a rose" usman

zoomers wont get that reference

Rockhold's career is a brilliant Shakespearean tragedy of hubris

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Shit my stream lags if ur watching froma stream

A seductress in her prime.

WHO /FUNKY/ HERE?

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YOU'RE SUSPENDED

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I drive for dominos bitch

Jan's wikipedia page has been edited into Luke rockholds daddy

Is that Gastulum at the back? He caught a nice thot

Is Masvidal the most fake fighter in UFC at the moment?

>WHERE
>ARE
>THE
>PICKS
/HEEM/ IM ON A STREAK

Yikers. If you had Askren by r2 finish you had a chance.

I told you. R1 for Masvidal or not at all.

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SOMEBODY CALL MY MOMMA

DRINK MOAR WATER BUDDIE

>Coming out to P-Funk

Based

Do you guys remember the guy saying Luke was a complete lock? I forgot who said it but he argued about it for like a half hour.

Anyways fuck you bro.

let's have him fight Marreta next

What do we add to Luke's KO record - did,'t catch how many times he got KO'd there


Bisping: KO's Luke 4 times in 5 seconds
Belfort:....KO's Luke 3 times in 5 seconds
Romero: KO's Luke 2 times in 4 seconds
And...

Best intro of the night

get hyped

EVERYONE IS GETTING HEEMED

BEN GONNA GET HEEMED

Strap in boys we’ve got a threat level 5 meme fight on our hands

LUKE WHYYYYYYYYY

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This fight is really gonna suck. Masvidal will be exposed as the can he truly is.

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Askren getting HEEM'd would get me HYPE

Elbow attached
End of round high kick in previous thread
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luke wasnt out. early stoppage

I really think Ben is gonna get HEEMed. Which is a shame because I like him. I hate being right.

This. I missed the KO live because of it.

WE WANT THE FUNK!
GOTTA HAVE THAT FUNK!

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ive never seen a guy look more consistently dismissive of his opponents despite all the time's he's gotten flushed for it

and hes a douch but he look even worst at 205 slower and afraid and he's chin can't hold shit anymore. Better retire, that's sad i rly like hes run at 185 until bisping fight.

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET HAIR LIKE BEN ASKREN I ONLY GROW A JEWFRO

Askren is scared

>very well rounded
LMAO

I'm sitting alone in my apartment losing my shit at these cuckhold ko screenshots bros thanks for posting

heem day delivered

>CORNDOG AND FRIES

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What is actually going on here? Is the other girl trying to prevent the rape or aid in it?

I'm starting to feel you are right

I want some nachos nigger!

I'm willing to say that Askren will win. He is going to win. Watch him win. He's going to win against Masvidal right now.

WHO DO I CHEER ON????? dubs decide

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I like it and I'll never forgive heidi klum

It happened again 15 minutes ago

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1 at the end of the first
1 with the left, then again in the follow up, twice in about five seconds at the finish

WAKE UP KEBAB, YOU ARE NEXT

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We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Askren 3 piece with sodas Masvidal

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I forgot to attach the elbow webm

Luke rockedcold

STREAM WENT OUT NONONONONO

This is the only fight I'm here for. Fuck everyone else

Just brace yourself for wrestlefucking.

All Mas fans, I'm sorry.

the toilet water is cleaner than the ice cubes at mickey d's

Sides already dead from the rockhold fight, this meme fight will kill me

never thought of that. maybe their is a similarity between vitor and yoel

Same here

rip crackstreams

STREAM PLEASE

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Rockhold is done, isn't he. He should stick to modelling. What a fall from grace for the champ for a day...

Jan sucks and luke's chin is on a Overeem level.

LETS GO ASKREN LETS GO

Jorge by gogo

sauce for the love of mankind

your mom

That's all well and good but the real question here is WILL he win?

baste

Khabib has to wear a hat, meanwhile ben's is ALL REAL.

SAUCE ME UP SENPAI

I hope so

Puke

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LET'S GO MAS

TREE PIECE WIT DA SODAH

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thanks bro, will amend

I LIKE HOW THE FIRST HIT ON THE GROUND IS ACTUALLY A BACKFIST. RUNNING, STANDING BACKFIST ON DOWNED OPPONENT.

THIS IS THE POWER OF POLAND!!!!!!

Imagine having such pics of your mom saved on your pc.
Big yikes, my guy

lmao they really hate till

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tfw these wounds ,they will not heal

Time for some real wrestlefucking

Masvidal will be handing out 3 pieces through a drive-thru window if he loses this fight.

What did?

is gamebred /our mad lad/ ???

um sauce

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You can get in Masvidals head sure but it won't actually matter in the fight he's so calm and loves to fight.

Stream died, where's the based poster with all the links?

>Scarface walkout music

hmmmm

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jorge is about to get dragged BAD

Eh? What will Askren do?

I'm not seeing anything? Story?

sauce oh lawd

HEEEEEEM SLEEEPY THE ASKREN MEME IS OVER

*unzips pants* just keep your mouth open buddy.

more pasty tits

Askren about to enter the sleepy realm

FUCK DISNEY
FUCK DANA WHITE

>Scarface theme
Kek

I see you’re a fan of mandrama

Remember when DC said in his postfight interview that representing AKA he will be LHW champ, Khabib will be LW champ and Cain will be HW champ, and he just totally missed out Rockhold. DC knew. DC always knew.

We can post tits here?!?!

buff streamz

HEEEEEEEEEEEEM ITS OVER ASKREN KO

Fuck's sake shouldn't drink so early

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Time for this askren can to get flushed back to the regionals

Askren was out

i cant hear the music but is he walking out to W A V E?

Quick lads who has the better jawline askren or masvidal

OH GOD OH FUCK TELL ME ASKRENS GONNA BE OKAY GUYS

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any acestream? im sick of popups

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IF U DONT SUPPORT MASVIDAL U ARE A BITCH ASS YTBOI

This is it, this is the type of fight you live for right here. Treasure this moment.

Hi there reddit

>170lbs division
>both fighters above 170lbs
WTF is this about?

FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY
FUNKING APOLOGISE YOU PISSVIDAL FUCKING FAGGOTS
YOU'LL BE SORRY YOU BET THE HOUSE ON THIS FUCKING SHAKEN RATTLED BUM
LEZZZZZZGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNKYCHADS

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yep. first round ko

:CANT BE ROOTS XXX PARODY

Kek

COCKHOLD PAPER CHAMP

a ridiculously cool prize??

please askren WINNNN PLEASEEEEE

Similar nutrition regime, and have Jesus in their corner.

This is the first and last time i will ever ask for sauce plz user

All the fights and the main card livedstreaming at BASEDSTREAM dot COM
come chat with some fags while you watch some fights!

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The patrician’s main event

It’s absolute shit tonight senpai

excellent choice

True main event lets go, Masvidal will look good standing but cant finish. He will lose on points or late sub

This is probably the most hyped fight on the card but it will just be a wrestlefuck

Masvidal couldn't keep Maia off him, he won't be able to keep Askren off him. Askren has the size too

Don't be jealous, Ognyan.
Also, cunt and butthole for Jorje win.

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I think askren loses this guys ... uh oh

Get and he dies in the ring

BEN FUCKING ASKREN

Hmm actually Askren looks nervous

Will i win?

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Sauce, mah man

The People's Main Event is HERE

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MASVIDAL IS SHOOK

PREPARE SIDES FOR OBLITERATION

Latino America vs Midwest America

jorge has the same hair as claudia, he's fucked

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Gonna be spicy

Lawler vs Askren was spicy as all fuck

ur gonna get wrestlefucked midwestern milky boi style

It's working flawlessly here, both quality wise and no buffering

HAPPENING

>DIEGO
>cuckhold
>askren

based Dana thinking of the memes

>support ben asscream
cringe! boring grappler

LET'S GO JORGE HEEM THIS FAGGOT

HOLY FUCKKKKK WHAAT

first time watching your guys favorite fighter Funky Ben Askren :)

We're in this together. Jorge is a lock.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT HE KILLED HIM

HOLY FUCK

You fked up m8

MFSHNDFJKHSDSKFMKLFMSF

JUST

Robbie deleted Askrens chin. Masvidal KO’s him.

OAOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

kek

MEME MAGIC IS REAL!

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

WHAT
THE
FUCK

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

EXCUSE ME???

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

OUT OH MY GOD

ben "fucking" askren

YOOOOOOOO

HEEM DAY

Askren eternally BTFO

FUG

Based and ColonizePilled

HE IS DEAD HOLY SHIT

OHNONONONONOONONONONONONONO

LMAO MY FUCKING SIDES

HEEMED TO DEATH

SHIDBFDHUDFSGF UYSDFVFGI YSDFGUF VDSUYHOF GUSDYAF YUSDGF UYHSDHF IUOSDAOUYF GASDUF GUHSADGF UHYSDAGF UHSADGF HUSDGAF UHG WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

RIP

OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HEEM

OMG OMG HEEMMMY

Hokynfuck

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCKK

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

NAAAAANIIIIIIIIIIIIII

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

HOLY FUCKING SHIT
HEEEEEEEEEMED

ASKREN FUCKING RAPED LMAO

hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LMFAO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It'll be sad to see Askren get his first loss.

WOW

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

OMFG HOLY FUCKIN SHIT

what THE FUCK

Jorge "Inbred" Masvidal

HOLY FUCKING HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

BRUH

BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

NOOO WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

GOOD GOD>parla
REKT

GADOOOOOOOOSH

Holy fucking shit

chad latins vs the virgin whitoids

DID HE DIE????

HOLY SHIT

ooooooooooooooo

What is happening

HOLY FUUUUUUUUCK

is he ded?

Can't be Roots Porn Parody.

FUNKSHIT HAHAHAHAHAHA

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

that's insanity

HEEM DAY

GAME BREAD

what the fuck

WRESTLEFAGS BTFOOOOOOO

HEEM

SAY THE WORDS
>CORNDOG WITH FRIES
SAY THE WORDS
>CORNDOG WITH FRIES
SAY THE WORDS
>CORNDOG WITH FRIES
SAY THE WORDS
>CORNDOG WITH FRIES
SAY THE WORDS
>CORNDOG WITH FRIES
SAY THE WORDS
>CORNDOG WITH FRIES
SAY THE WORDS
>CORNDOG WITH FRIES
SAY THE WORDS
>CORNDOG WITH FRIES
SAY THE WORDS
>CORNDOG WITH FRIES
SAY THE WORDS
>CORNDOG WITH FRIES
SAY THE WORDS
>CORNDOG WITH FRIES

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HE FUCKING DIED

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

lmao

FUCKING TOLD YOU IT WOULD BE EASY

WHAAAATT THE FUCK HOLY FUCK

HOLY SHIT

WTFFFFFF

Jesus

>THE PREFECTURE OF ASKREN

HAHAHAHAHA LITERALLY FELL ASLEEP FOR A MINUTE AND WOKE TO JOE'S SCREAM

HE DID IT MADMAN

GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT

this is the greatest thing i have ever seen

HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT

STRAIGHT UP GANGSTERED

HEEM DAY
HEEM DAY
HEEM DAY
HEEM DAY

WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK
NOT EVEN 1 SECOND

HOOOOLY SHIT HEEEEEEM DAY

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HEEEEEEEEM

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ITS STILL HAPPENING

>Masvidal is actually legit now
Wtf

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

lol I fucking told you so

I LITERALLY GLANCED AWAY AND MISSED IT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK BEN

Ahhahahh ah ahhahahhahahhahahhahga

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

what the FUCK!?

HOLY SHIT

CORRECTED

OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

5 SECOND FLYING KNEE KNOCKOUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Hahahahahahajahahahahahahahahaha

ASKREN IS DEAD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

HAHHAHAHA HEEM SLEEPY

wow

a total fluke

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

HOLY SHIT

IM CRYING

...

HEEEEEEM DAAAAAAAY

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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THIS IS THE GREATEST HEEM EVER

THE BEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHA

hHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I CANT BREATHE


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*inhales*

GOAT

LOL R1 I told you Abrekebabra!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Okay, this is epic

Sksjdjsnaoansjzndosnssnsdndjks

QUICKEST KNOCKOUT EVER

MEME FINISH MEME FINISH MEME FINISH MEME FINISH MEME FINISH MEME FINISH MEME FINISH MEME FINISH MEME FINISH MEME FINISH MEME FINISH MEME FINISH MEME FINISH MEME FINISH MEME FINISH MEME FINISH MEME FINISH MEME FINISH MEME FINISH MEME FINISH MEME FINISH MEME FINISH MEME FINISH MEME FINISH MEME FINISH MEME FINISH MEME FINISH MEME FINISH MEME FINISH MEME FINISH MEME FINISH MEME FINISH MEME FINISH MEME FINISH MEME FINISH MEME FINISH

HAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAA

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAA

D E A D

HOLLY SHITTTT

Lmao

Jorge "saitama" masvidal

>HE BET ON ASKREN

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYY GODDDDDD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY FUCKING GOD
OH MY FUCKING GOD
OH MY FUCKING GOD
OH MY FUCKINV GOD

HOLY FUCKING HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

BASED SPEEDRUNNERS GOING FOR THE JUMPING KNEE METHOD

HEEM DAY WAS REAL HEEM DAY WAS REAL HEEM DAY WAS REAL HEEM DAY WAS REAL HEEM DAY WAS REAL HEEM DAY WAS REAL HEEM DAY WAS REAL HEEM DAY WAS REAL

DUDE HE JUST KILLED HIM

>wrestlers

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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK

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BASED MASVIDAL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
*inhales*
B T F O
T
F
O

*breathes in*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Dammmmmnnnn

You could see that coming long before it happened.

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Wtffffff

HEEEEEEEEEEEEM DAY

HEEEEEEEEEEEEM DAAAAAAAAAAY

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i am speechless

WHAT THE ACTUA; FUCK
HOLY SHIT
SOMEONE FINALLY WENT FOR THE KNEE ON THE TAKE DOWN

5 seconds what the funky

HOLY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

Wow man holy fuck that's crazy... I'm like sad for Askren man, I don't even boy him but that's just a fucking MOGGING....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

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I think I'm actually done with mma

GOAT STATUS ACHIEVED

KNEED HIM RIGHT IN THE JUGULAR WTFFFFFFF

GAME

BRED

lol. didn't see that coming.

FUNKY MEME IS FUCKING DEADA
FUNKY MEME IS FUCKING DEADA
FUNKY MEME IS FUCKING DEADA
FUNKY MEME IS FUCKING DEADA

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

AHAHBSHAHAHAHAGHAGAGAGAGGAGAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA

BEST FUCKING HEEM EVER

FUCK THAT COCKY LITTLE CUNT

I TOLD YOU WHITE BOY CANNOT HANG WITH A CUBAN WITH CARRIBEAN RHYTHM

No
;_;

I'm not even mad
>askren fags btfo

JESUS CHRIST

APOLOGIZE

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THAT WAS GAY I WANTED TO WATCH A FIGHT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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That's it. That's the most incredible knockout we've seen in the UFC. The story. The characters and their attributes. Everything is there.

Holy fuck he got lucky there

BASAAAAAAADOO

>he’s still out
I’m not even mad I lost the picks that was beautiful

Fake as fuck
Fake as fuck Fake as fuck Fake as fuck Fake as fuck Fake as fuck Fake as fuck Fake as fuck Fake as fuck Fake as fuck Fake as fuck Fake as fuck Fake as fuck Fake as fuck Fake as fuck Fake as fuck Fake as fuck Fake as fuck

FUAAAAAAAAAAAARK MEEEE TO

thread's moving so fast no one will know i'm gay

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FUCK WRESTLERS
FUCKING FAGGOTS

"I can take a hit"
- Ben Askren

Hahahahahahahahaha wherez that faggot leaf who was saying masvidals gonna lose Haha

HEEM DAY

Ben's done.... RIP funky time

Lol moron. Easiest bet of my life

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HEEM DAY

GET FUCKED WRESTLEFUCKING BITCH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

MASVIDAL FUCKING KILLED A MAN TONIGHT

LMAO

is askren dead?

WERE'S ASKREN BROS AT???

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HAHAHAHA GET FUCKED GOOFY ASS FAGGOT BEN

UTTERLY FLUSHED

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>HEEM DAY IS REAL

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J U S T J U S T J U S T J U S T J U S T J U S T J U S T J U S T J U S T J U S T J U S T J U S T J U S T J U S T J U S T J U S T J U S T J U S T J U S T J U S T J U S T J U S T J U S T J U S T J U S T J U S T J U S T

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Damn that was only a thigh and a soda

HEEM DAY isn't over yet!

MAKE ANOTHER MEME VIDEO!!!! COME ON, BEN!!!!

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LMFAO my sides are in fucking orbit

THAT WAS WHO YOU HYPED UP

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now I want to see Yoel stomp Masvidal

HEEM DAY IS REAL

WRESTLERS BTFO

OH MY GOD

HAHAHAHAHHAHSHAHAHA

HEEM KILLY

Fuck Masvidal. Typical nigger. Can't win graciously. Stay in the streets where you belong.

F

is this the greatest HEEM of all time ?

That was how Conor imagined the Khabib fight was going to go

GAME BREAD

jesus he fucking seized up

CONOR MCGREGGORED

brutal

GUYS MY SIDES HURT FROM LAUGHING

OH NO NO NO

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GAY NIGGER

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RUN IT BACK THAT WAS A FLUKE

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Lvl.3 Super.

I love sports so fucking much bros

OH

MY


GODNESS


WOOOOOOOWWWW


WOOOOOOOWWWWW

CTE
BRAIN DAMAGE
HE'S GOING TO DIE AFTER THIS TONIGHT

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Fuck. One of the only times I've ever felt bad for a fighter

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH

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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Yeeewsh askeen my dude...

THE FUTURE WRESTLEFUCKERS DESERVE

WRESTLERS FUCK OFF

FUNKYSKUM BTFO

i fucking missed it and lost my picks but holy fuck do i not care. Happy heem day lads

man poor ben

SINCE
STRIKEFORCE

I TRIED SO HARD
AND GET SO FAR

Darren Till would've actually beat Askren.

>Cuckold heemed
>Assgrin heemed

I love tonight.

LOOOOOL

WHAT

A

CAN

Not a Jorge fan, but glad he just turned Askren into a potato.

WHAT THE FUCK

Imma be honest though

Jorge is scummy as shit

Ben wasn't ready
That doesn't count
This needs to be replayed
Illegal knee I'd say
This is a travesty

HEEM DAY IS THE BEST DAY OF ALL TIME

MEME MAGIC

MEME MAGIC

MEME MAGIC

>duck my head

he shouldnt have hit him afterwards. leaving him there after one hit would have been PERFECT

I'VE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD OF MY FUCKING LIFE

Cope

he always eats knees on the way in, it was just a matter of time before something like that happened

WHAT OTHER FIGHTER TRIED THESE SHENANIGANS? IT WAS RECENTLY. A HEAVY WEIGHT, MAYBE? I CAN'T REMEMBER. HELP ME REMEMBER, HEEM.

pls no

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BOOM HEADSHOT

LOL HOPE BEN FUCKING DIES

Ben needs to get to hospital mang...

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How many fingers am I holding up?

Uh, Tuesday.

FASTEST KO IN HISTORY

WHAT A FUCKING BUM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My stream is still loading masvidal being introduced

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MY FUCKING PICKS AAAAAAAAAH

FRACTURED SKULL
ETERNAL BLEEDING
HE'S GONE JIM

Rogan is going to have a go at the ref any minute now

All Askren posters will never, ever, ever recover

Thank god for Chadvidal

FUCKING DESTROYED
MASVIGOAT

BET THE HOUSE ON SANTOS
BET THE HOUSE ON SANTOS
BET THE HOUSE ON SANTOS
BET THE HOUSE ON SANTOS
BET THE HOUSE ON SANTOS

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It's up there

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Askren looks retarded right now

BOOM ROASTED

EAT SHIT MELBOURNE FUNKY KEK

FELDER WHY DONT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP SO I CAN HEAR WHAT MASVIDAL AND DANA ARE TALKING ABOUT YOU FUCKING SHITHEADDDDDD

Jones gets TKOd tonight

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Askren retires after this.

If Askren won I would have likely got every main card right, but after that heem it's all worth it.

Kek, did you see the way Dana just looked at Jorge?

Eyes literally glowing green

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I dont think he’ll be able to live this down

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new

NEW

askrens rich and id still rather be me after that

he dead

I'VE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE CATCH CTE SO FAST

I just lost my picks but IDFC I LOVE YOU MASVIDAL! FUCK BEN KANSKREN

he dead

>Dana looking happy as a pig in shit after Askren got decapitated
Nice

HAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHA HAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHA HHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHH AHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAH HAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHA AHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAH AHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAH AHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAH HAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHA HHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHH AAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAA HAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHA HAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHA HHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAA

LMAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOA OHAHahahahahahahah ewaan
what the fuck nmgdas hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAA

HE IS FUNKY?
TAKE HIM OUT

I honestly can't stand Masvidal, fuck that's depressing.

Holy fuck

We all knew Ben looked fucking suspect with Robbie manhandled him

Masvidal is a dick

>5 seconds

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Cope fag

Literally dead

TOILET ASKREN

damn aussies, you guys are fast with the webbums

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BASED 5 SECONDS JORGE

HOLY SHIT WHAT A SAVAGE MOVE
>WRESTLING

LMFAO HE'S LEGITIMATELY RETARDED NOW

>Huge smile on Dana's face watching Asspan CTE'd

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it was 2 seconds

Dana loves Masvidal now

>dubs

ITS REAL

ASKREN POSTERS SHADOW REALMED

Ben just came to UFC too late. I was worried this might happen but really hoped it would be to someone other than Jorge at least. Colby is still the future of wrestling

Like why would he go into a takedown vs a charging target..

fucking gamebred

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Werdum flying-kick to Browne?

PUT ME IN THE SCREEN SHOT.

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Thank you

>another godfag

fucking hell

COPE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

The guy who threw the knee must have known the other guy was out just by looking at him yet he threw punches anyways.

LMAO HE TURNED ASKREN INTO A VEGETABLE

HOLY ACTUAL SHIT

HEEM DAY IS MADE

I'm not a fan of Ben, but knockouts like that are terrifying and I honestly hope Ben is going to be okay. That one was really bad.

god this guy talks like a faggot can't wait for Colby to fuck him up

he dead

19-1

Lets be honest. Askren is fucked for life. Masvidal is dick. That was an extreme HEEM

Fuck up nigger God doesn't give a shit about your coon shenanigans. Go back to Nacholand faggot.

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Askern walking out like a child woken up from his nap

BASED

Usman looks SCARED

WOW

fuck... still those two puches was overkill. masvidal is fucking shit

ben askren literally has CTE now

>Tfw Masvidal has been my boy since 2012
who /MiamiHustle/ here? the purest MMA kino series

YOU'RE WELCOME

talk shit get hit

Can’t hate that KO. But feel bad for anyone who gets 1st Degree HEEM’d

Ben deserved that fully

God you're a faggot go die in Scott Base.

HOLY SHIT, HE'S FUCKING DEAD

Who cares. Askren had it coming

ABSOLUTE STATE

It's like when DDP came to WWE and got owned by Undertaker, but it's real

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Askren needs to retire from mma

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

That was brutal

he is literal piece of shit, thats for sure

holy fucking BASED

this masvidal guy I don't know him and he looks and sounds like a nigger, but he's right in one thing, Askren is a stupid motherfucker and he got what he deserves.
fuck that gigantic faggot

im gonna kms myself bros

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where is this from

ROBBIE REDEEMED FUCK BEN ASSSHIT

Masdival is a fucking ghetto samurai

webm please

He always has been

Seeing all the flags, realising we are all staying up together on HEEM DAY brings a tear to my eye. I love you bros

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cte isnt suffering a huge blow. its all the small shots over time.

hes got a heavy concussion though and his chin is probably cracked.

why did he tap after ?

Lol no dog in this one. I was happy when he flushed Till and Edwards deserved to get hit but he's been a douche throughout the whole lead up to this one.

Cope

Holy shit can someone make a webm out of the Valentina clip?

Wrestlers deserve no mercy

Damn I missed it because my pc is broken

ALL THAT DUMB SHIT BEN ASKREN WAS TALKING LOOOOOOOL HES RETIRING RIGHT?

agreed

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHH YOU MAD FAGGOT?
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BACKING WEAK BETA BUMS
CRY
MORE

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WTF I'm seeing some reality TV about Dana. Fuck off m8 who cares.. this guy is the worst thing about UFC

masvidal is based, ben is a conor wannabe got his mouth shut

Maybe but askren is a bigger douche

Dude looks like fucking Wario

Based

Ben Askren is 0-2 as far as I'm concerned. He has been KO'd twice.

Valentina shadow boxing at Dave and Busters is possibly the most cringe thing I've ever seen

Wanna know how I can tell you’re a liberal?

Were you bullied in high school or something to have such an irrational aversion to trash talk? This is YouTube comment-tier retardation.

what did askren said before the fight that made Masvidal so angry? couldn't find anything on ufc website

He's got other things in his life other than fighting so he might retire after he sobers up and his wife tells him to stop.

You can't recover from that.
Press conference after will be hilarious

that was a great finish but...

this

Whered he find women that short?

but did you watch him do street fights on sublimedirectory.com?

He won't / shouldn't be there. Needs to get a scan on that head

That was a dark KO. The Rockhold KO was a joyous KO.

That post fight celebration shit made me dislike Masvidal, why clown a fighter that probably just got life changing concussion?

HERE

Okay, this is epic

fuck mu life

Promotional chat > street nigger talk because you can't handle your own job


this

I cant stop laughing. And then Dana White swimming with sharks or some shit
>the water is this crazy blue

THAT'S IT!

Thanks, bb

Askren is a fag that deserves it anyway

MASVIGOD SAVES US FROM WRESTLEBABBYS

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whats up with the new belt design? looks ugly as fuck. bring the old ones back

He didn't. They're doing that white trash ass-pose.

They're prize fighters and not martial artists. It is what it is, breh

virtue signaling?

>they call me the best sucker puncher in the hood
Ben's a dumb assburgers kid from the boonies who talked shit and got hit

Why does Roegan act like he gives a shit about some battle barbie winning vs other weak women?

FUCK I HAD 150 ON BEN WTF FUCKING LUCKY SHOT

dana wanted to make ben the next conor, masvidal saved ufc

you guys think Holly Holm is a good fuck? I'd try it

He gets paid to pretend to care about dykefight

MASVIGOAT

Only a liberal would support a nog like Masvidal

No, she looks like Eddie from Iron Maiden.

Hardly anything lol. Just completely normal shit like saying he's a better wrestler etc.

Jorge is just insane lately but fuck it, seems to be working for him.

>Not protecting your head from a flying knee

Welp! All he had to do was have elbows/hands up and sustain the flying knee and start grappling. Welp Dana is going to make sure Ben is never flying on Main Card again.

OH NO NO NO

decimated on a cellular fucking level

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At least someone like Mike Tyson didn't try to follow through when someone was clearly out a vast majority of the time.
youtube.com/watch?v=K49rYh-N3Ns

loling at that guy who bet $5k on bed

Yeah but few would knowingly pop shots on a person they know is unconscious just because that person said some promo shit to them. Absolute nigger.

Yeah, opening with his head down straight into his 'style' was stupid. He's done it so much a flying knee was inevitible.

Is there a 170lbs boxer or wrestler in world than can fight Masvidal on street when he's on cocaine?

Srs question

*ben

legit typo but that should be his new nickname

imagine only having one way to win the fight and it has to happen within the first 5 seconds and it works out

If they're retarded enough to put that much money on someone, they're obviously doing a lot better than you are right now financially.

cope

yeah, masvidal is a piece of shit. every fighter ive seen lets the beef go after the fight, but he just talked more shit.

Nunes coming through with the worst entrance music of all time

how good does it feel to be a brown person with a 95 IQ? Where shitty modern music sounds great and you can just tune out never thinking about anything in life but the present?

Fair enough. I don't want him punished or any stupid shit like that. But my opinion of him is pretty low now.

I was hoping ben askren would win for the lulz but at least i won $35 off the fight

>94039661
Not necessarily, and probably not anymore. Anyone who puts that much juice on a 50-50 toss-up is probably on their last leg. No one with actual money is that dumb.

Atleast both of them look vaguely like women.

Homegirl has to gas out Amanda

based

new thread?

I don't recall talking to you.

Is Holm getting Heemed?

Holly can be cute, but sometimes looks like a man

cant expect every fighter to be a good dude thats why its respected when they are

yup

>getting your own name tattooed

He hated ben cuz of thenway ben handled the lawlyer thing. Also askren represents a middle class white person and jorge grew up in the hood and so hates him

Holm is getting merked inside a round

>he's a cunt
>it's OK because that's what most of them are like

Knowingly punching a downed opponent who is unconscious (which he knew--didn't even bother to mount he just wanted to punch a downed opponent) is the niggerest of nigger shit. He belongs back on his shitty worldstar videos. Total scumbag. Talking shit, maybe, but punching an unconscious person because you personally hate them is scummy.

Blachowicz threw 3 punches too many as well, did that annoy you?

Nunes by decision, but it's gonna be a snoozer.

And now 5 boring rounds

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Masvidal is a piece of shit but not the worst kind. He actually a good dude in some ways. But he’s a fighter and insane. He literally was in the same backyard fight circuit as kimbo

Yes, why wouldn't it?

HOLLY HOLLY LOL STFU GTFO

Yep, you're right.

Holm didn't look out at all.

OMEGALUL

why tf dont ufcs have rolling stickies? instead of 10 threads

mods pods

At least he's authentic.
Respect is overrated, doodes.