Official UFC 239 Thread #6 (Heem Day: Canceled)

Main card (ESPN+ PPV LIVE now)

Jon Jones vs. Thiago Santos
Amanda Nunes vs. Holly Holm
Jorge Masvidal vs. Ben Askren
Luke Rockhold vs. Jan Blachowicz ON NOW
Michael Chiesa def. Diego Sanchez via unanimous decision

Undercard
Arnold Allen def. Gilbert Melendez via unanimous decision
Marlon Vera def. Nohelin Hernandez via sub (RNC) (R2, 3:25)
Claudia Gadelha def. Randa Markos via unanimous decision
Song Yadong def. Alejandro Perez via first-round KO (2:04)
Edmen Shahbazyan def. Jack Marshman via sub (RNC) (R1, 1:12)
Chance Rencountre def. Ismail Naurdiev via UD
Julia Avila def. Pannie Kianzad via unanimous decision

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Luke gets submitted, check em.

Dern & Gina. Only fu's that ever mattered

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NOW I KNOW

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Askren wins

I’d heem every clown itt

Check what??

Go Luke

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cockhold is F L U S H E D

Why doesn't Luke apply blackface before his fights?

Is 205 really best for Luke?

I remember him looking small against Jan in the face offs

Luke loses lol

Sanchez won the story.

1st for traps not being gay

Luke lost his chin
Gets heemed

COCKHOLD GONNA DIE

Anyone got a stream that's not choking?

Guys is Luke getting flushed again?

THEY CALL THE RISING SUN

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>Rockhold

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YOOOOOOO YALL POLISH KRAKKKAZZZ FINNA GET DABBED ON BY ROCKHOLD'S BBC NOW LMAOOOOO

Masvidal wins

just gotta get these next two fights right and i'll have won my first picks...

Redpill me on thiago santos

post /heem/ picks pls

ROCKHOLD IS HOT AS FUCK

yes

WHY DID MY GF BITE HER LIP AND MOAN WHEN LUKE COCKHOLD WAS ON THE TV?!

Luke is looking fucking YUUUUGE lads. Glad i picked him

Ruining the walkouts with dumb ass Olivi

Luke takes it by decision... lame

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luke can't stay awake during a fight

incomign KO

Based Jan walkout song.

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Give your power to "Light Heavy" Luke! \o/

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She should get that mole inspected. Any doctors here?

Is this anti weight cut agenda preparing us for Jon Jones at heavyweight?

Blackovic just out-boomered luke.

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Diego still has a path to the belt

Hell nah luke cockhold via nut swang

OwO what's this?

Like finna destroy this jabroni

NA NAAAA NA NA NA YABA DUB DAB DUB LIFE

It makes so much sense why all you incels hate Rockhold, guys an completes Chad

im putting a cheeky fiver on Jan, who's with me

rockhold wins
askren wins
nunes loses
jones loses

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MANLET AND MANLET COCK WHY LIVE

fucking midget

Luke is a cock guy, too much cock

ROOOOOOOOCKHOOOOOOOOLD LETS GO PAAPPIIII

ONLY JEALOUS BETAS AND INCELS HATE TURBO GIGACHAD ROCKHOLD

Real and heterosexual video, my guy.

Rockholm looks like he rowed crew

crack the coconut

he lost to bisping. How chad can he really be

Cuckhold gets heemed in under 1 minute

huesplosive bum

Lukes getting HEEMED

GUARANTEEE

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I was hoping they'd do Birmingham but Manchester is good.

FUCK KEKOLD

so fake

I like rockhold dudes just got a glass jaw

>Nate Diaz and Khabib had to be separated by security at 239

t.luke cuckhold

Chad in literally everything except mentality. I like him because on one hand he is pure gigachad yet simultaneously /ourguy/ due to his autism

Flushing time

she might’ve pooped her pants dude

Werdum plz

Who here /Jan/

Good advice

Rockholm looks bored. he finna get ko'd

Yall just hating Rockhold cuz he's so hot and talented. Cope harder faggots.

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WHERE THE FUCKING PICKS AT

Man luke has the perfect bod

No homo

started fighting at 26

If getss Luke gets starched in the first round nigger how is this spam

kegels and hgh buddeh

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Luck need Don Fry's mustache

Luke looks flushed even at 205

Can someone post mobile livestream for a poorfag?

Luke's career is basically on the line here, I think. He sees himself as a title challenger. If he can't get past Jan, he is going to be thinking about retirement, I think.

LETS GO BOIIIIS LETS GO ROCKHOLD

COCKHOLD COCKHOLD COCKHOLD

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is washington a comfy state to live in?

>tfw picked luke

kek I noticed that too

Anyone has a steam

>Santa Cruz
Some pretty strange people there tbqh senpai

this fight will be SAD!

HHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOGUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSS

>I'm a fucking samurai

good call

One can only hope

Come on Jan nothing personal Luke I just love winning money.

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Look at the last thread.

LUKE IS MY BOY

will suck dick for stream links

HERB IS BACK
BASED BASED BASED

LUKE HAA DROPPED HIS BOXING AND BAS GONE BACK TO HIS KICKING AND GRAPPLING/WRESTLING BASE

he's back bros

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aww poor luke cant just manhandle 205ers

that took all of a minute to figure out

FIN POSTER IS THE BIGGEST KEK OF ALL TIME

How many Fast and Furious movies are there?

Luke is just tiring out Jans power. How doesn't Joe see this?

CALL IT HERB HES LIMP

ROCKHOLD IS HOOOOT PLS KILL THAT WXWZWCWZCW PLUMBER

It's good, Seattle is nice

How many retards picked Sanchez where’s the picks

I wishSharpie pooper and you got it.

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>being allowed to fight with some illegal padded shit on your shin

thanks. I'm happy to provide you keks.

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this

LIVE IS LIFE

Is this the ultimate Chad fight?

SHIT CARD SO FAR

WTF I THOUGHT CHADS ARE SUPPOSED TO INSTA WIN

Cuckhold vs Blackcockowicz

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Oh boy, is this gonna be another hugging match? I might just go to fucking sleep early if all the ""fights"" are gonna be like this.

me

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>keep your hand inside the cage!
why tho

4 Fast, 7 Furious

oh shit lukes actually a munster

We need the funk

ROCKHOLD IS A STUD

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

8 mainline, 9 counting this spin off. There's an all female cast spin off in the works and a cartoon too. 2 more mainline left.

>that leg check
That sounded NASTY!!!

I picked Chiesa

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GUYS

is rogan getting blachowicz confused confused with the cut polish lightweight, marcin held? blachowicz isn't a good grappler at all and is a striking specialist but he keeps saying how good a grappler he is

THE ONLY FIGHT THAT WON’T BE A BORING WRESTLE FUCK MATCH WILL BE WMMA
>THE ONLY FIGHT THAT WON’T BE A BORING WRESTLE FUCK MATCH WILL BE WMMA
THE ONLY FIGHT THAT WON’T BE A BORING WRESTLE FUCK MATCH WILL BE WMMA
>THE ONLY FIGHT THAT WON’T BE A BORING WRESTLE FUCK MATCH WILL BE WMMA

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Rockhold is gassed

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Nevermind. Twitter came through. What a world we're living in, eh?

All this hugging is just a mere appetizer for based Ben's fight.

lol Luke is flushed.

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STOP DROPPING YOUR HANDS YOU FAGGOT YOURE GONNA GET HEEMED AGAIN

Cuckold already wobbled lmao

Bas Rutten on after this one?

>Luke Fencehold

almost seems like a fight night desu

God Rockhold looks big

ROUND 1: 10-8 ROCKHOLD

Luke won round 1

>Kicks you with staph infested leg

Heh, nothing personal Jan.

Who's the main man here?
Well, who is it? Say his name.

Hey actual punching, nice. If only they weren't so apprehensive.

Rockhold is a genetic specimen

luke's defence is nonexistent
fucking kek

Luke is for sure going to get heemed

We are streaming the fights for free at basedstream dot com with no annoying ads or other bullshit. Just some fags here and a chat, come be a fag, no newfags though

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Cuckhold SHOOK lmao

HES HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURT

oh fugg

Gross desu

AHHHHH

ahahahahaha

Wrong.

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BRUH

itls over for LUKE KEKHOLD

Flushed

Where is the picks guy... I think 70% got flushed after chiesa won

hahahahahahabababha

ROCKED AFTER THE BELL

ROCKHOLD FINNA GET HEEMED 30 SECONDS INTO ROUND 2

Luke has terrible striking defence.

Clockhold

Rockhold beats Jones.

LUKEYBROS WTF

LEL PUKE ABOUT TO GET HEEMED

cheating polish scum take some points from that plumber nigger wvzvwzvwz

LUKE IS FINE DO NOT WORRY

Wtf is wrong with Rockhold

OH NO NO NO NO NO

HAHAHAHHAHA

2nd round ko inc

KEK WTFFFFFFFFFFF

KEK

the state of luke

RIP Luke

Easy work

oh shit

LOOOOOOOL KURWA

Saved by the bell desu

He got his bell rang.

Lol hes done. No r2

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>get rocked
>your corner doesnt bring out a stool

Now that hes got hurt he's definitely gonna start hugging more.

CHEATER

nah that was nothing

CHINNY COCKHOLD GETTING HIGH KICKED BY A FUCKING PLUMBER

JUST KEEP YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP LUKE FOR FUCKS SAKE AGAGGGGGHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO

OH NO NO NO LUKE BROS
WE GOT TOO COCKY

Rockhold got lucky.

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SAVED BY THE BELL

Deduct a point ref. DEDUCT A FUCKING POINT NOW HERB.

HEEMHOLD DAY

WAIT FOR IT

LUKE THOUGHT THE ROUND WAS STILL GOING

LUKE STAY ON THE STOOL BRO

OH god rockhold looks pathetic

GAS GAS GAS

Cuckhold about to get PIEROGI'D

luke is shit

BASED HERB

FUCKING BUM ASS SHIT ROCKHOLD

ROCKHOLD SMASH

SPICY

Rockhold just last 2.5 minutes pls

It's over

I TOLD YOU ROCKHOLD WOULD GET KO'D AHAHHHAHAHAHAH FAGGOTS EASY MONEY AHAHAHAHAHAAH ROCKHOLD IS SHIT FAGGOTS!!!!

Link?

>it was after the bell

lol fuck off Rogan the kick was already going.

So Luke is a wrestler now?

PLS ROCKHOLD KILL HIM

The absolute size of Luke tho

This is a good fight, great matchup.

>Luke getting decisioned
lmao

HE WAS FUCKING OUT KEK

IT WAS NOT AFTER THE FUCKING BELL ROGAN!!!

The kick was started before the bell started.

Based SANE herb... jesus fucking christ joe you're a cuck

luke is the most flushed fighter of all time kek

the price of being an autist in a chad's body

oh no the polish mans cheating

Anyone have a link? mmalivestreams seems to be gone, I've been MIA for a while. I know I'm being a faggot, I've been here pre corn to the core threads.

please respond

heem spicy

PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP CAZZY HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT

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Luke should have just been an instagram chad. No reason for someone who looks like him to fight in a cage

LUKE ON THIN ICE

he gassed

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

try this stream m8

*pisses on you*

HE HEADKICKED HIM AFTER THE FUCKING BELL

HOW IS THAT NOT A POINT DEDUCTION?

what do you expect from them? really.

LUKE GOING TO SLEEP!!

hahahaha

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEEEEEEEEPY

DEAD

LUKE ROCKED COLD
>LUKE ROCKED COLD
LUKE ROCKED COLD
>LUKE ROCKED COLD
LUKE ROCKED COLD
>LUKE ROCKED COLD

Perma flushed

ITS OVER

HE'S FUCKING DEAD


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

TOP
FUCKING
KEK

OH MY FUCKING GOD

HOLY FUCK

HEEEEEEEEEEM

FLUSHED HEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Lmao imagine expecting him to be able to stop a kick at that speed in the middle of a fight

HEEEEEEEM

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem

HEEM SLEEPY

LMFAO HOLY FUCK HE KNOCKED HIM RETARDED

definitely late but it was a flurry so its cool.

oh boy

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>Imagine picking luke

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FLUSHED FLUSHED FLUSHED

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

FLLLUUUUSSSHHHHH

HEEM SLEEPY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

luke weak chin

carrying around way more weight he thought it would be easier to throw volume early on

kek he is a brainlet

JESUS
LUKE IS FLUSHED

the crowd is going to hate askren

HEEMED LMAO GLASSHOLD

LOL

TOLD YOU

SPICY

im not surprised motherfucker

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

JUST HEEM MY PICKS UP

HEEMEY HE DONE

Fucking rockhold heemed again in spectacular fashion

OH MY FUCKING GOD

If you seriously can't figure out the link then you are a newfag it's basedstream dot com take out the dot you newfag

luke needs to retire, hes done

Cockhold isn't the same after Bisping took his soul.

LUL

ROFL

I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS

ROCKHOLD CARALHOOOO FILHO DA PUTA

>LUKE KEKOLD

KEKEKEKEKEK

...

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGG

HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAa

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ITS HAPPENING

HEEM SLEEPY

HEEM DAY: BACK ON

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHADOWREALMED AGAIN

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Luke should get back to modeling honestly

SPICE

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEPY

HEEEEEEEEEEM DAY DELIVERS

HOLY FUCK HEEMED

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WTF COCKHOLD

heem flushy

HEEM DAY HAS STARTED

HEEEEEEEEEEEM TOILETED

yeesh
Luke needs to stop

Puke Cuckold Knocked out 5 times in one fight AGAIN

Based RockedCold heeming my picks

noooooooooooo fuck this nigger my dear baby rockhold :(

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

HEEEEEEMMMMM

CAN

I fucking KNEW I should've bet blachowicz instead of over FUCK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

not like this
NOT LIKE THIS...

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

FLUSHEDHOLD
HOLY FUCK

HEEEEEEMMN LUKE GOT THEM BISKING FLASHBACKS AHHAHAHAHA

>luke underestimates another opponent
>luke gets KO'd cold again

Fucking kek.

CHADS EVERYWHERE SHOOK

Hahahaha

HEEM DAY BAYBE

OH NO NO NO NO NO

LUKE POOHOLD

HAHAHAHA FUCKING SHITHOLD

Heem

BAH GAWD, HE'S KILLED EM

KURWED

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HEEM DAY

I INVENTED TOILET ROCKHOLD

BASED JAN

Based polack heem bless

Easy pick based blachowicz redeeming redeeming the division

HAPPY HEEM DAY

Nice welcome back Jan, I really thought he would beat Santos as well.

POLAND STRONG POLAND STRONG POLAND STRONG POLAND STRONG POLAND STRONG

>got my picks brutally heemed because I picked who i liked better rather than who was better
Never again will i make this mistake

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HEEEEM

HEEM

SLAV POWER GET FUCKED COCKHOLD

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAAHAHAHSHAHAJAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAFAGSHSF

Any heems yet today?

nice refereing

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BROTHER SLAV WINS IT

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JUST

Luke Cuckhold

Luke giving us more meme images

>ROCKLOL

>BAAAAAAAAAAAJJJJNNGGG

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Luke hates lefts directly on the chin

Holy shit Luke gets heemed so badly lads

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All the fights including the main card are being streamed at BASEDSTREAM dot COM

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PUKE

What does "heem" mean, exactly?

this

Rogan: BAYAAUNG

Lukebros....

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God damn he got flushed

FLUSHED
L
U
S
H
E
D

I FUCKING KNEW IT

FLUKE ROCKSALT
DOWN
THE
FUCKING
DRAIN

Rockhold losing wasn't a meme, it was expected you mong.

>another can for jones to crush
who cares tbqh

Heemed in front of Halle Berry

>picks intact
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

CAZZIES EVERYWHERE IN SHAMBLES

HEEM DAY IS THE DAY I WIN THE PICKS

GOOF THE FUCKING PICKS LEAF

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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wtf total bullshit

Absolutely deleted chin
a breeze of air puts him out LOL

>yfw Rockhold, Askren, Nunes, and Santos all get heem'd

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Very Bispingesque getting heemed by Rockhold.

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF KEKHOLD

THE STATE OF LUKE

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Hes fuckin trash, disding ruined him forever

no one:

luke rockhold: *gets slept*

Oh my god he killed him

HERB LET HIM GET ONE MORE SHOT IN
LOOK INTO IT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Please don't retire bum, keep trying to get a crack at Jones

>he picked Cuckhold

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THAT ONE WAS FOR MY /BOYWHOWONTBACKDOWN/
REST IN PISS KEKHOLD

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Rockhold looks concussed

lmao
time to retire, rockhold

Was this an upset or expected?

hahaha thanks for the free money bookies, jesus 4:1 could not be easier

But seriously guys. What happened with Luke? Who's that chonky lad?

HEEM DAY IS REAL

i actually feel bad for luke man

HEEMHOLD

I make this mistake all the time lad

Based and heempilled

i wanna thank fluke cuckold for getting brutally KOd for our entertainment

What's next for Luke

Cant stop laughing lads, even though I was rooting for rockhold, him getting this much flushed is tragic and hilarious

Someone , please give Herb Dean a coffee before someone dies in the octagon. This man is sleeping at the wheel. Jesus christ.

rockhold never recovered from that bisping KO

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this fagget fucked up my picks

HOLY SHIT WORST CHIN AT LHW RIGHT NOW
WILL ROCKHOLD FINALLY RETIRE?

Thank you based blachowicz winning me 20 units

give it to me straight lads, is hooft a meme coach ?

Puke Cuckhold

SHADOW REALM

Rockhold immediately demanding the formation of a 192.5 lb division

LEGENDARY
POLISH
POWER

BLACKOVIC WINS THE REMATCH

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>Luke is still too cool to use any type of defense

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>liking rockhold

>Those two Polish hammers to an already smashed Pebblehold

Glorious.

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romero will dethrone jones

Askren Wins
fuck nunes
Jon loses

Puke Cuckhold

Heeminder that I told you that Rockhold had won one (1) singular fight in the last 1,300 days and you refused to listen to me and now you look foolish.

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RETIRE

Homosexuals
Erotically
Expect
Men

BASED FUCKING JAN
TONIGHTS THE NIGHT

What's going through his mind here?

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Kekhold shadowrealmed. Bisping stole his chin.

luke has no chin

Based Jan going for the kill

I was wanting rockhold to lose, but seeing him try to sit up after that knockout was kind of sad. yeah he's a fucking douchebag but still, couldn't help but feel bad for him. he has no durability, he should probably retire before he gets CTE

Hold me, lads. Luke was my boy.

Luke heems are the funniest heems

No chin Rockhold has to retire

>nunes loses
lmao

Who is this creature of beauty?

Who made money off this one?

Herb "Gold Standard" Dean letting this viking fucking shave what small hope there was that Rockhold could recover by hitting him 2 times then cranking back and really getting a solid third shot in after Luke was clearly unconscious

yeah must be why he was a 250 favorite

HEEM DAY

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Fuck off cazzie

LEFT HOOK AGAIN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
F L U S H

HEEM STIFFY, UH

ROCKHOLD GOIN SLEEPY, UH

based frog poster

sauce???

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FACEAPP IT PLEASE

POLSKA STRONK

LEGENDARY POLISH POWER

Rockhold more like OUT COLD

wasnt that pretty much the same way bisping got him?

Will Luke ever learn a lesson about disrespecting his opponents?

Luke looked slow as fuck, still hasn’t learned a thing from the Bisping fight

how are the picks going

heems you

>Heemed into Stephan Bonnar

Feel bad for Luke fans he's having a tough time of it

coaches don't matter. it's all genetic.

*cleans toilets*

people picked Cockhold?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OI KURWA

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Bispongs left hook left rockholds chin with ptsd

CAPTION THIS

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that last punch....

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Based Poland

Poles are the most powerful race in the world
FACT

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EUROS >>>>>>>>>>>>>> ANGLOS

Come on 0/5 for my picks

Everyone hating on Luke ITT is ugly and under 6 feet

nothing. his brain is off

y vo concha de tu madre

>You got small feet...
This was bound to happen, right?

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Heem ever one here

tfw I picked cuckhold as an upset bet

>THIS IS A BIG, BIG, BIG, BIG VICTORY
kek

Luke is kinda dumb.

Hello darkness my old friend

We Chads lose again

im 0/2 so far
if i keep up with my pick success then it might be good news for Asskren

>legendary polish power

this
it's fucking sad how much cte cuckhold has
but it's funny how he got knocked out again

Faceapp on this?

WHAT DID HE SAY????

>Record scratch
>Yep that's me

Luke got HEEMED

kek

HAHAHAH

GADOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

HEHEHAHEHEAHEHEEEEEEMM

It's not about the mass. Luke Rockhold still lacks dad strength and toughness. Dude needs to settle down and crank out a kid or two

JAN THANKS US, BROS

Mmmm, that's the good stuff.

you like Rockhold? you deserve it

>left hook
JUST

Does Rockhold just think he's way better than he is so he just underestimates literally everyone?

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Record scratch...yup, that’s me

>a flushed fighter with a weak chin going up a weight class wasn't expected to lose because some betting odds said so
lmao okay buddy

>This isn't where I parked my car

god I wish I was a chad mma fighter

this Jan guy sounds so much like a slav. does he squat in Adidas jump suits and listen to hard bass?

*Curb song plays*

Oh shit it's already Askren time?

Luke shouldnt have done it

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NO DANA SAVE MEEEEE

you'll be alright, my guy

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please put a smile on that pretty face

>In Poland we do not ask we heem

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Polacks confirmed master race

>CTE intensifies

>I must've bet on Blachowicz

topkek

IMAGINE RETIRING AND ENDING A CAREERI WITH A HEEM LIKE THAT...

D:

JORGE JORGE JORGE
JORGE JORGE JORGE
JORGE JORGE JORGE
JORGE JORGE JORGE
JORGE JORGE JORGE
JORGE JORGE JORGE

Same
He's a douche but I#m still sad to see him lose. It's like, he's OUR douche.

SOMEONE GOOF THE PICKS
>SOMEONE GOOF THE PICKS
SOMEONE GOOF THE PICKS
>SOMEONE GOOF THE PICKS
SOMEONE GOOF THE PICKS
>SOMEONE GOOF THE PICKS

Is she really in the audience?

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christ, I get so much joy out of watching Rockhold get his head bashed the fuck in.

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It’s alllll okay

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MOMMY CAT

nothing

SOMEONE GOOF THE FUCKING PICKS

poor luke I kinda feel bad

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FUUCKKKK ZINGANO LOOKS SO HOT

Those Zingano thighs

MESSI

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Man Forrest is starting to look old.

he thinks he's way cooler than he is

LEGENDARY POLISH POWER

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WHO

GET IN HERE MASVICHADS

POLISHBROS WE DID IT

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how is it funny? it's terrible. he works hard and deserves to do better.

LUNCH MONEY UP FIGHT NEXT

Lanklet cope

YOU NOW REALISE ROCKHOLD GOT HEEMED BY A KICK IN THE FIRST ROUND AFTER HE DISRESPECTED JAN'S FEET

Luke is a prick, but the incels on 4chins would still hate him regardless

the people that hate rockhold are jealous incels

IT'S TIME

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>that face after getting hit with the left

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Another one for the faceapp folder

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I fucking told you he's gonna be flushed.

yes

Weight divisions exist for a reason, kid.

right here, but i multid it with holly, considering a cashout

HEEM SLEEPY

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Is Jan always this based?

Me with the headphones.

Luke honestly needs to "black up" before he fights. I called this early on and I've been proven right. Blackfaced Rockhold wins that every time.

new

new

Forest looking like a fuckin ape. Shave at least for television you goddamn mongoloid.

webm of the Elbow he did in round 1?

BONK

Luke’s striking defense is just so bad. He always eats those punches.

Boys where are the picks?

>hello darkness my old friend

I can't wait for the Sherdog shoop thread

:000

The peoples main event coming up
Asskren versus the winner

>muh poles
toilet cleaners
not 1 UFC champ
rockhold mogs that entire subhuman race

based

DONTFUCKKING DO IT

Thats exactly what I was thinking. Its all those hits to the head. These fighters are not going to last long.

>gets slept by a fringe 15 middleweight chinlet hue

Feel bad for Rockhold desu. Also kek wtf Forrest this lad has absolutely checked out.

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God-tier

Jan's fist

I BET YOU ONE HUNDRED TRILLION INTERNET DOLLARS THAT BEN ASKREN WINS EFFORTLESSLY AGAINST MASVIDAL.

You DID bet on Askren, didn't you user? You DO love free money?

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WHY CAN'T WE GET A 360 SHOT OF COCKHOLD BEING HEEMD

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

themaclife.com/featured-posts/i-dont-lose-to-people-like-jan/


‘I don’t lose to people like Jan Blachowicz’: Luke Rockhold in typically confident form ahead of 205-pound debut.

why is jon jones still fighting. should be suspended indefinitely.

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He's chin is so wrecked its directly cte'd his brain into incompetent striking defense

The guy would retire into modelling if he knew what was good for him

webm of the round 1 elbow and round 1 high kick at the very end?

Wow that is horrific

ES LA STAFF ENFECTIONO
LA CTE'D
HEEM SLEEPY ONE
LA OUTCOULD!!!

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based polan

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same

Luke rock hold and not defending left hooks name a more iconic duo

>Mommy Cat's slurred CTE mumbling
makes me diamonds t b h sounds like she's smashed....

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Masvidal will get flushed

Cringe.

the only reason u hate rockhold is because u r an ugly poopskin mutt

Nate is so desperate to stay relevant, both him and Masvidal think hitting someone then jumping behind security is winning a fight

Weidman and Bisping are laughing right now

post your reaction when you find out Jan is fighting out of a Muslim-Chechen gym

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Did he hit someone? What happened?

What do you think Rock'dcold's excuse is going to be?
The kick at the bell?
His injured leg?
195 being his natural weight class?

Yes I agree 100%

That Iberian is going to bow before the Greek god. The Lawler that fought against Ben was god mode Jorge has no chance.

why do you think?

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damn I didnt know Ngauno looked like that

he's probably talking about the brawl with khabib years ago

Weidman 1-4 in his last 5 and the worst UFC champion to ever exist; his career going out on 2 finishes to fat welterweights
wow, really makes me think

Remember when Masvidal used to do street fights on sublimedirectory.com lol

Ascream is getting heemed

Weidman shouldn't think he would have any more success than Luke at 205. Both are flushed chinlets at this point. Maybe they can fight each other again.

Herb stopped it early he "had his thumb up"

>he's a bitch he didn't give a guy he chocked out a rematch
>by the way I was so desperate to get a win I didn't let Ellenberger take his toe out the fence

>Rightful Serbian clay with retard opinion.

Stupid pig.

its 4 in the morning and im feeeling HYPPPPPPEPEEEEEEEEE

it cant even find a face

>rightful
>serbian
>clay

if you somehow get your toe stuck in the base of a fence you deserve to lose

Ben has such a bad body type poor dude

That last punch was like Shaq blocking a ball off the backboard. Brutal.

its really peak physical performance though. hes strong as fuck

shit fucking sucks keeps freezing and loading

If Jorge lose vs Maia which is just a less explosive/skilled Askeren how is Jorge gonna win?

OMG OH WOW HAHAHAHA

Ripple is working great for me.

FUUUUCK

FASTEST KNOCKOUT UFC HISTORY

GAME
BRED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

holy fuck im freightened

WWHHAAAATTTTT

WHAT THE FUCK LMAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

well shit

HOLY FUCKING THIS

NEVER BEEN THIS SPEECHLESS

what the absolute fuck i blinked and missed it
i guess i'm not allowed to skip the first five seconds of a fight anymore

HOLLLYYYY SHHHHIIIITTT!!!!!!!!!

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APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

TALK SHIT
GET HIT

HE COULD DIE. JESUS

HE READ HIM LIKE A FUCKING PIECE OF WORK ABSOLUTE BEAUTY

Not like this

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HOLY SHIT

I missed it webm please God

that was the scariest fucking knockout ive ever seen. jorge masvidal is a fucking douchebag

...

Yes Gamebred! Sad we didnt see a full bout but love this guy.

lol

Man fuck Masvidal

he really is. amazing fighter, trash human.

FUCK ASKREN AND FUCK REDDIT

Askren fag here

holy fuck Jorge almost did exactly what he said he was going to do

Friendly reminder that Askren=Reddit and Masvidal=Yea Forums.

Can we please get a livestream link? I can't find one anywhere go Holly Holms and Jon Jones

#TEAMASSCREAM!!!

poor ben

Masvidal is fucking dope.

The only thug Mexican I don't mind on this side of the border.