HEEM GAMETHREAD #5

I refuse to believe heem is that retarded

chiesa is boring

Crack the coconut

This threads moving so fast, no one will notice that I like Chiesa & Rockhold

be faster then, you got #6

Damn Chiesa is smooth on the ground.

This is an ass kicking, not a fight.

The Roy Nelson strategy.

Suddenly Diego’s interviews are less based

>people paid 80 burgers for this

kek

claim ur waifu
C L A I M E D

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Reminder that you're watching a 37 year old guy who is already brain damaged get even more brain damage. This guy will be fully incapacitated and broke by 50. This is your entertainment.

DIEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
C'MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

ABSOLUTE MOGGED HOW WILL JOE RECOVER ?

Juju

Diego is flushed

how can chiesa not finish him, literal can.

>I need that tyson

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>tfw i actually picked him because he seemed determined

I don't like Diego so I don't care

Just popped in what’d I miss

...

>watching ufc connect from a computer to a tv through hdmi cable
lol

JUST FUCKING SUBMIT HIM ALREADY ITS LIKE THAT CM PUNK FIGHT ALL OVER AGAIN

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEK

BOXED.COM

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Diego gonna Chris Benoit someone before he's 40

Faggot.

this

DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO

>holloway - edgar

hmmm damn

diego is kill

Diego will crack the coconut Tyson style in the 3rd

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DIEGO CHANTS

chiesa is just so much bigger than him

>chanting for diego
lol

Is Diego a brainlet?

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I hate hearing Rogan's voice. Fucking faggot.

BRING OUT THE NIGGER DIEGO

BRING IT OUT

shut up joe

>tfw I picked Diego

Why doesn't he just crack the coconut?

any mortal human would have tapped 15 times by now
embrace the storm

I felt a tap right there from diego desu

30-28 to Diego, Chiesa needs to put him away now

Joe Rogan praised him on his podcast, instant babyface

This is Chiesa vs Shermanator

why is diego so dedicated to trying to out grapple him? It's not working at all.

Diego better fucking retire after this.

Chiesa is so much bigger than Sanchez he is never winning a grappling fight.

I agree

why doesnt chiesa stand and bang? is he a queer or something?

HOW IS DIEGO STILL ALIVE

So, this has gotta be 2 10-8s now, right? Diego hasn’t done shit.

Weird how Diego started at 185 and Chiesa fought at 155 for awhile and yet Chiesa looks so much fucking bigger. Just shows you how toxic weight cutting is to the sport. Need to adapt the ONE FC system in the UFC.

G-guys I thought the belt was Diego’s destiny?

Needs DC or Cruz there to mog him and make him look like the idiot he is

F

I'd like to crack her coconut if you know what I mean

>you lived long enough to see diego give up and not even try to make it a spicy banger
just end the ufc

Coach was right, he wanted that Tyson but Sanchez didn't follow his advice.

wtf lol

who cares he's an adult he can make his own bad decisions

Diego going with the Homer Simpson tactic lmao

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Sanchez by wild over hand

What are your scores going in to round 3?

T..this isn't a card worthy of HEEM day bros.

Give it your energy

\o/

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2-0 Diego so far

Man Diego looks horrible

The one and only eternal goat wmma waifu...

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They didn't bring one

TWO ROUNDS FOR DIEGO, CHIESA HAS TO FINISH HIM OR HE LOST

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Diego is at least 3 behind now. Needs to summon a heem from the depths of hell.

GIVE HIM YOUR ENERGY

\O/

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GUYS DEIGO NEEDS OUR ENERGY

\o/

he'll get heemd if he keeps it standing.

Just wait brother
He'll crack the coconut

NO MORE PLAYING

Ban this fucking cornerman hack

Canchez was never good. Beating the "CM Punk killer" Mickey Gall does not mean you're good.

Yeah but probably just 10-9s cause ufc hates Chiesa

sanchez by knock out

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"just win lol"

>NONADVICE

just go 100 bro, just be urself

Please beat our dykes tomorrow

>got out boxed by lauzon
>got killed by matt brown
>picking diego in 2019

>toxic
fuck off, faggot

imagine falling for the diego meme lol

What are you guys drinking tonight?

Whats with ALL THIS FUCKING HUGGING?
I wish there was Boxing on tonight.

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If you don't want to see Diego retard strength himself to a win here, you're a cazzie.

Diego is winning the story of this fight though

>Diego too OG to get submitted
>Michael too bum to submit him

why wont chiesa finish him?

Diego about to bring out the beast

NO MORE PLAYING Chiesa is kill

His brain has deteriorated to the point that only the most primal portions are functional now.

Shev

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chiesa is so shit

>wh*teoid beating up a spic
why is this allowed?

Cut babys need to GO

*pisses on you*
There's some energy for you.

Diego tapped

Michael Chiesa fucking SUCKS

Dan Bilzerian looking strangely aroused

Top kek

WKD blue unironically

So this is the power of UFC

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\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

Any second now Diego will whitesplode

HEEM DAY WAS A FORCED MEME

If its such a mismatch why can't Chiesa get a finish?

lads, give diego your energy

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There is a huge size difference but this fight should never have been made

Feel like Chiesa could've finished this by now, not sure why he's opting not to.

Fire both of these cans Dana

He was literally a title contender 10 years ago stupid zoomer

lol

This is Trumps America now

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michael chiesa wins via banana split

what did you expect of a cutbaby

ONE HUNNIT

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this shit is over and he has no advantage especially being so short

peacocking, showing he's the man in this 8 walled bedroom

Why is diego trying to grapple, CTE moron

Current list of people that need the schaub talk after tonight:
Randa Markos
Diego Sanchez

Think it will hit?

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funny, shes my wife too ;)

Diego gonna win

honestly cut them both

I forgot how slick Chiesa is

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imagine not being able to flush a 37 year old dementia patient

Within five years Diego will be getting arrested for street fighting and end up like Mayhem Miller.

Yeah this semen slurping sport ain't for me lads

2-0 for his CTE brain

So true.

>tfw put a cheeky tenner on Sanchez
I can't come back from this

this is sad

diego refuses to throw a punch

Top MMA girls?
Torn between Joanna or Rose

yeah its very fukken boring and homo gay tier

shitty

Just shows how shit the division was back then lmao. He's always been a can, just admit it.

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>le say the opposite of the truth man

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This fight was always going to go for Chiesa, but I hope none of you actually picked Sanchez. Seriously I better not see ANY of them in the picks. /heem/ can't be that casual.

>Diego. I NEED you to align your chakras. I need your qi to be at %100. Drink some kombucha and get back out there. You can do this. You are anti-aging.

Your mom's pussy juice

BLEACHED

DOESNT HAVE MUCH OF A CORNER WITH HIM

honestly he should have ended it a while ago

/ourguy/ watching the fight

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Chiesa put Diego Sanchez in a box

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HOLY SHIT HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

literally nothing i nearly bet on sanchez

Honestly 30-27 Diego

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Chiesa can make a run to top 10 at 170

Same wtf is this shit. Everytime I check out MMA it's just a lot of homoerotic bullshit.

Just how bad is Mickey Gall?

Diego is trash

This is Diego's new coach.

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You and Diego must have one thing in common....

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just finish the manlet ffs

BOOOOoooOOOOOOoooOOOOO

Stout.

both of them need to be cut

claudia would be good for aheago

the milkers of the chick on the right side

how bad is cm punk?

I always confuse Chiesa with that caveman cunt Rickles

Dan is a weak bitch and is not /ourguy/

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within five years my annual salary will still be higher than michael chiesa's

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>get to the HoF
>get shit on by a can the day after

Diego knows its over. He decided not to hurt a young up and comer, based fight thrower

Heeminder to join the /heem/ Whatsapp group if you have a dick over 7,5 inches

chat.whatsapp.com/ImWScFhDuh5BO18aHpzxpz

Comfy MMA talks (no Muslims or jews allowed)

>cant make diego tap
DIEGO WON THE STORY OF THE FIGHT

GUYS

hear me out here

What if someone scoring a fall (i.e. pinning the other guys shoulder's against the floor for ~2 seconds) ended an MMA match like it does in wrestling?

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dem titties on the right tho

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

YES DIEGO WON

Why don't shitChan posts update in real time anymore?

CHIESA FUCKING SUCKS!

Chiesa is Khabibesque

>DIEGO COME ON
>MOVE

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Not a single soul:

Sanchez's corner:

Diego should win just on points and Chiesa has shown no honor by not going for the knock out.

Dana I know youre here reply this you fat fuck

DIEGO

DIEGO MOVE

HIT HIM

MOVE DIEGO

for the guys getting discouraged by this trash, a reminder that after this we get
>a fight featuring rockhold (he daddy af)
>asscream getting handed his first loss by masvidal
>two whores going at it
>the GOAT crushing another can
just stay strong

There is literally nothing I wouldn’t do to fuck Gina. Nothing.

the dude is gased out and need to throw the towel in. Ground game is weak and he fucked up first round

>lanklet cutbaby
i dont know who to blame, the pussy itself or this shit matchmaking

is that the touch butts in the park guy

Diego may have lost, but Chiesa didn't win.

This fight was a pleb filter. I sincerely hope you guys picked Sanchez as a meme.

It coming 30-24 kek

Diego would be dead at this point against Khabib

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30-24

Dana is currently negotiating a deal to send Diego to BKFC

cut these bums

sanchez does not have a corner, just a cutman and a quack shrink

I don't like looking at people in the front rows of the crowd because they're all rich and successful and it just makes me feel bad for being what I am (a bum).

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I'm going to kek if Dana cuts Chiesa lol

>This is the first fight of the PPV
>This is the first fight of the first UFC PPV in UK since the move to BT

Good job

Chiesa is good you crazzies

blonde thotties

DIEGO DID IT HEEEEEEEEEEEEM

DIEGO JUST KNOCKED CHIESA OUT WITH HALF A SECOND LEFT

Why is this shit allowed? This is so boring.

Looks like a fag

Chiesa is so unlikeable, even with his smooth bjj guy manages to be boring

that would be stupid, fuck you

Oh for sure leaving Jackson-Wink was a smart move.

boooooring

OOH AAH OOH AAH OOGA BOOGA MONKEY LADY

HOLY SHIT HE ACTUALLY DID IT!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I haven't watched too many UFC fights, but has anyone managed to pull off a suplex in a match?

Cue man children whining about Dan embellishing stories and being a larger than life persona when deep down they're actually just intensely jealous of his life.

We couldn't save him

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Cuckhold will be knocked out

DIEGO WINS THE REMATCH

tick tock jones
tonight you die

I want Diego vs Melendez 2

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easy diego victory boys

> he's so much better at this weight class!
No, he's fighting worse fighters.

I really hope dana cuts this shitter, this is the definition of a fight no one wants to watch

wtf is diego even doing at welterweight

>didnt make diego tap
WHAT A FUCKING BUM

Jesus christ did Blizarian bring all of this fucking dime hotties?

Fucking diego nightmeme sanches heemed my picks with his fucking shit

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nice try, niggers.

I give that round to the heavy bag based on aggression and octagon control

Diego why didn't you raise your arm!?

I refuse to believe anyone on /heem/ picked Sanchez unironically. This was such a blatant mismatch and literal trash matchmaking. Not even in hindsight, I said it before.

youtube.com/watch?v=VnrRl9VUU3s
Literally Orange Cassidy

Real fights start now

heb seks. neuk.

Full corner Sanchez heems Chiesa

I hope Chiesa gets released for this fight. He literally shitted on the card, well done faggot.

30-27 Diego

They aren't sitting comfy at home and shitposting on a nigerian sychronized swimming forum. How can you call them successful?

>people unironically picked Poochez

>I like 12 year old boys

Just come out, m8.

spics are getting btfo tonight, i dont want jorge to lose but im scared now

30-21 pls

memes incoming boys

rockhold loses
askren loses
nunes loses

jones win

cap this

:(

First UFC 30-24?

if a suplex is what i think it is, dc has

defintitely will be fun. was kinda interesting to see diego get nae naed for 15 minutes.

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Fuck off cazzie go and watch kickboxing. Chiesa's bjj is kino

How do i get in chiesa shape

>he picked

Sanchez clearly won....the story.

Chiesa could’ve knocked out Diego at anytime. He held back

get rid of this grapple bs now or else...15 minutes of homo grinding on each other very litltle fighting

Chiesa might be even more boring to watch than Khabib.

Chiesa
Jan
Askren
Nunes
Jones

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>Diego won the story

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>Falling for the Diego meme
Nigga u dumb as hell

how did these cans get on this main card?

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fuggen nice m8

Probably the best thing they can do for him. BKFC is the most out of the box promotion there is

>Diego
>42 strikes

Holy shit, I couldn't even see them!

Dan Bilzerian rogaine's his beard, heard it from a hooker

Welp, back in the box you go

based

FUCK OFF THIS IS A FIX BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

complete robbery

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Depends what kind of suplex, definitely not a straight suplex. Bob Sapp actually hit a powerbomb on Big Nog

same, i immediately regretted it after posting my picks because of him

Lesnar probably has, it's mostly inexperienced wrestlers that even attempt it

Orange Cassidy?

diego held back

Chiesa is an absolute can. Fuck that retard.

>*forces you to the ground*
>*humps you*
>*hugs you vigorously*
>*wins decision*
Nice """sport""" you got.

wow....that's all I have to say

i have money on both jan and holly, i'll prob cash out after jan wins though cos i know thats a for sure outcome

HEEM, HEAR ME

I AM YOUR ORACLE AND I DEMAND YOUR GRATITUDE

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About to heem my dick

this isn't boxing

>one last bet right at the cutoff
based degenerate. you'll blow it on the rockhold fight.

ayyoo true af the judges finna boutta dab on em thooo smfh

______ is a tough guy.

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MEME FIGHT OF THE NIGHT NEXT
MEME FIGHT OF THE NIGHT NEXT
MEME FIGHT OF THE NIGHT NEXT
MEME FIGHT OF THE NIGHT NEXT

Diego Sanchez is still undefeated via submission. Chiesa failed big time

Give him Kevin Lee rematch.

>picking Sanchez

Goddammit, why are her videos so shit and hard to find?

This girl is awesome. I don't watch porn but I've come across this girl when I did and she is great. Such a cutie. Would instawife. Would make a shrine for her and worship her.

Diego wins 9 out of 10 times

pls no, i just want jones to lose

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>world class

30 elbows to the knee

I hope Diego retires after this, I don't want him to go the BJ Penn route + Chris Benoit CTE

Pls no

>spoonfeeding clueless boxfags

>YOU'RE SO BIG

I guess Owen Benjamin is right, Rogan really is a faggot.

>gib tickets plz joe

I enjoy grappling, not blatant mismatches like that. It wasn't competitive

no

The last full explosive suplex i saw was by Ilir Latifi a few years ago

Rory MacDonald hit a bunch on Nate Diaz
Cris Cyborg on some chick, I forget who

Shut up

Chiesa won on the scorecards. Diego won in our hearts.

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>world class opponents
>being able to wrestlefuck flushed old Condit and Sanchez
bet the literal HOUSE against Chiesa once he fights an actual contender

this is merely just a set back

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heem day... never came

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Sanchez was robbed. Fact. R1 was 10-8 chiesa, but r2 & 3 could be scored 10-9 sanchez. He landed the same amount of strikes and threatened with submissions. Bs decision

thank you HUFF HUFF i wanna HUFF HUFF i wanna thank HUFF HUFF my friends you know HUFF HUFF where you are so yeah HUFF peace out HUFF

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A girl like this has seen a penis before.

he wrestles BEARS dude

>A supposed bjj world class fighter couldn't submit a cte ridden journey man

Fuck Chiesa

Why didn't they make out while on the floor? All my animes say that's what usually happens.

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you didn't even get dubs

>buffing wrestlers even more

for what conceivable fucking purpose?

HEJUDO

Let's be honest, did Chiesa win? I mean technically sure he got the W on paper but did he win the fight with a performance like that? Here you have a guy that literally has mush brain, a literal walking zombie and you can't even finish him. I mean..hahaahaha like hahahhahaah bro...

Cejudo attempting to out cringe Sanchez

BRIAN ORTEGA GAVE HER ONE

Halle Berry has a thing for Amanda.

>ngannou acquired a loli

WHO IS IT

Yeah I was really unsure about that one

Oh shit Rockhold is next

was that sturridge?

hella lame and just a waste of air time that last fight

>Henry being autistic and not giving a fuck his thot is bored
Pretty baste

what would Fedor say in these post-fight interviews? "I love you mom"?

two more runs at the strap?

NB Who?

DWIGHT HOWARD HAD LONG BLACK FINGER NAILS.... SOMEONE POST IT

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I expect Rockhold to win handily but it's going to be hilarious if he gets blached.

So who's kid was Ngannou holding?

Slap Barao/Faber 3 on that card and see who's the most washed up

What’s Owen benjamins deal?

Je weet dat ik gelijk heb muhammed

how many ppl do you think are on coke there

masvidal? because hes matched against goat askren

Let's see him fight someone at Welterweight that started their professional career this decade.

Chiesa ruined the whole card, now when Askren wrestlefucks everyone is going to be already pre-seethed

in many ways Diego won that fight

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hahahaha yea hahaha he won hahah because thats what the fucking judges said hahaaha

listenin to some LIT AF music right now to keep me awake my nibbas

The face of pent up homoeroticism

plz webm of Cringdo and the girl shrugging and going back to her instagram posts.

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Francis looks very happy :)

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29-28 Sanchez imo

Why is every MMA fighter I hear about "one of the best of all time"?
I don't hear this as much in Boxing. Is it because MMA is still so new?

fucking cejudo hahahahhahaha

I want to see the goofs based off that one fight alone

Heem just got pleb filtered hard

i like how the ginger giggled when cejudo appeared in the crowd cam
exactly my reaction

I'm thinking I could tap Cheisa lads. My kimura game is unironically better.

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The STATE of the UFC 240 card lads.

Does she have any hardcore?

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damn she used to be hot

chiesa is a purple belt according to wiki

Why is Cejudo always shaking with rage? Who is keeping him so angry?

...until he lost

>Dwight next to his tranny with cocaine nails

Shame on whoever continues to pay this man

Jan and Luke finna be a grapplefest too lads

BASED FRONKIE

I will never understand the partner choices of successful men. It's like they want to date the most miserable bitches they can find.

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This

I wouldnt put my penis in him if you know what i mean

>that 1 Chiesa fan
oof
YIKES

manlet rage

>fronkie's getting another title shot

Same, I regretted picking him about 5 seconds into the fight

nothing but killers from now, even the fuckign wmma is exciting

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

One down... what's me chances of this winning lads

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She’s like the only WMMA fighter ever who’s actually hot, not just “hot for a fighter” hot. Like, if she was at a bar, she’d still be the hottest chick in there. Legit 10.

They finalized that shit fucking card? Wow, what a fuckin joke

He looks gay lmao

Its a bit surreal that cockhold is fighting next lmao. Havent seen him in fucking ages.

frankie edgar is an old man.

It's because Joe Rogan is just shilling UFC fighters. It's literally his job that he makes 750k an appearance to do.

Heem Day has had like 1 heem, sick of it.

total fluke, diego wins the rematch

CYBORG VS FELICIA SPENCER?!!!!
SIGN ME UP FOR THAT PPV!!!!!!!!

Based comrad

Reminder that Luke Rockhold has won one (1) singular fight in the last 1,300 (thirteen hundred) days and he's about to get rekt.

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>rockhold loses
>askren loses
>nunes loses
>jones win

rockhold wins
askren wins
nunes loses
jones loses

>Dwight

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>max gets absolutely embarrassed and flushed in his first non cut-babby fight
>they throw him ubermanlet edgar for an easy win back at 145

i bet he wont even make weight

Would The Happy Warrior beat Diego Sanchez in an MMA bout within the UFC organisation?

240 is garbage

>tfw no gf

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Dwight is well known to be gay/bi. Look into it. She's a beard that's why she's misarable.

Yeah exactly that, they just like hyping things up and Rogan is a big hype man
They're at the point where they keep wanting to create more hype than the last time so the claims get more outlandish and now every Champion is basically GOAT in the promos

we boutta see DADDY ROCKHOLD fight, his name is rockhold because he ROCKS my universe and I want to HOLD his cock
no homer sinson

You FUCKED it all up picking Masvidal, otherwise you're perfect

any sd stream?

Best Misha pic I've seen

Sauce?

Edgar is the former LW champ.

Unaddressed childhood trauma methinks.

Like now that he's off the booze, his former self-medication , he rants at a screen for hours a day to cope.

Chiesa is literally the one fighter everybody should’ve picked.

At least the Santos picks are just contrarians going for a meme ko.

I am now 3 bets down. Going all in on Jan pure self destruction.

Unlikely desu mate

The worst PPV card ever?

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lol maybe you guys should stick with baby sports like the nba or something

hahahaha no i fucking hate him hahah just making fun of your stupid ass writing style hahahaah

I was just thinking Rockhold might go straight to the mat to keep from getting hit

that fucking nose hahahahahahahahahahha

threads moving so fast no one will know im snorting a teener of blow and marathon (3rd straight hour) fapping to misha tates leaks but i used the face app to age her 20 years older

I wanna see a handicap match. Cuckhold and Cringejudo against an underfed lion.

Harriet Sugarcookie

this dude has like a dozen kids by ten women he's probably court ordered to take that bitch to this event

Dwight Howard has 8 mothers of his children. It's safe to say, besides being a retard, he has bad taste in women.

100%

well they're both gay.

0

Rockhold next?

she probably eats ass or something

Kek

MEME FIGHT
MEME FIGHT
MEME FIGHT

LETS GET THIS BREAD

DELETE THIS NOW! NOW NOW NOW NOW!

trips of MOMMY MOMMY MIESHA GIVE MILKIE MILKIES OUT OF HER TATE TATE TITTY BITTY WITTYS

Damn how do i worship

I didnt think chiesa was any better than gall and diego wasnt going to go full retard and be complacent to get taken down

I would question her choice to go with him. He is known for threatening to kill his tranny side pieces. Oh and he has like 200 kids by 200 women.

>Not liking a bitchy woman to humiliate you and look down at you while you beat off to her.

Gay?

He remembers that he's the size of a 7 year old girl and that nobody takes him seriously or recognizes his achievements and civilians think they can heem him when they see him in the street.

>tfw just remembered Germaine vs Holm
legit triggered

I wanna see me against you
will break your jaw kid

I never get tired of watching Luke's head bounce off the canvas.

Thicchold looks daddy as fuck

who /crackthecoconut/ here

lmao, i forgot about that tranny exposing him last year

>teener
Have never seen that word on Yea Forums before. Based and cokepilled.

sneedhold

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Cockhold will get cocky again

We shall see, masvidal a warrior I just hope he isnt thrown around all night
Why?

WHO IS GOOFING? WE NEED A GOOFER ASAP

IT IS A HEAVY TASK IS THERE A HERO UP FOR IT?

imagine betting on rockhold who let TRTor and Bisbong knock him the fuck out

at a higher weight class no less

Don't have, need to ask in jav threads

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Makes sense. Wish they would cut that shit out, just give it to me straight.
Is Jones legitimately one of the GOAT or is that all hype too?

It was a close fight, one of those "was winning until he lost" kind of things

Chiesa tapped

it's top 5 worst of all time for sure

WTF couldn't they have put 2 of the fights from this card on that one to make it less shit? It has 1 so so fight and a bunch of nobodies.

fast thread fast thread fast fag thread

>but i used the face app to age her 20 years older
VERY based

about 100% id say

Dont worry I got the new thread already made

you are jealous of his beauty.

Rockhold has such a weak chin he could lose

KSW bout to whoop cuckhold

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Pretty bad but not the worst
>its PPV
HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA

literal whos

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I’m at the bar and have to take a dump. What do I do??

a genuine 10

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kind of wondered why Khabib was there, probably cause of Luke

I can't cut down to featherweight

BREAKING:

NATE DIAZ AND KHABIB SEPARATED BY SECURITY

POLISHBROS WHERE ARE YOU

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bbbbut...he won a gold medal

shart it out

Luke looks great with the extra mass at LHW, agree?

I hope Rockhold wins just so you guys seeth

the guy there has 10 baby mommas, he's peak.

>Anik know how to pronounce Błachowicz
basado

I am your oracle

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formerely chuck's cuckold and fuckhold

Do you guys think UFC will come back to England this year?

this

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do I cheer for askren or masvidal? kinda hoping both lose

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She does, it’s just mostly shit and almost impossible to find the full vids without paying for them.

Harriet Sugarcookie

askren gonna win

Shit your pants nobody will know

luke finna get memed on

fuggg

482th for CHADHOLD to WIN

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new

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Damn

Jones is ahead of the competition.

Jones genuinely is

>im putting a team together

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pretty well.
3 fight card

>been here 5 years
>among the best 205 in the world
Yikers. His best win is Ilir Latifi 5 years ago....

Puke about to get deleted

yeah and GRAY MAYNARD gave him a trilogy war by virtue of weight cut alone

frankie is still small even for 145 and max's come-at-me-bro style only works when he can cut 100lbs

based

half-based

checkd

>most complete skillset
>no boxing
lmao Cockhold

Just stick to your godly jits

Not after they kill their UK fanbase thanks to this PPV business.

HE'S SO FUCKING HOT BRO'S WTF

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/heem/ loves Rockhold, he's a living gigachad. Only cucks and betas hate on him.

>he brought his gold medall

boomer song

Hope Luke gets flushed again

Would you rather be khabib with his face, record, religion etc or luke rockhold

They were planning on Manchester this August, they usually hit the UK at least twice a year, theyll be back sometime in the late fall I’d imagine

that turned out to be fake, the tranny started pushing a book not long after the story blew up.

Damn

just go out to the alley like a normal person

Rockhold vs Smith after he heems this can

Askren is the true patrician's choice

already claimed bro but we can share

it's funny to think how easily eddie could flush mighty mouse cuz of size alone

Am I stupid for paying $400 to see this card? I bought my ticket when the Zabit v Ortega rumour was going around.

BASED DAD ROCK

Shan't be buying this trash

why do none of these links work wtf?

Luke Cuckhold

going for rockhold but think he's fucked

goes from henry cavill to fucking this
literally what?

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good song choice

>house of the rising sun
B&R

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They actually think anyone wants to see cyborg after getting KO by the person whos fighting TONIGHT

hhhhhahahahahahaha

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that'll be 100$ plus tip

polen taking this one home

WHO /JAN/ HERE

Jan has a weird rib cage

LIFE IS LIFE

There's a reason that Rockhold was a middleweight, Jan Blackowicz is that reason

Thanks lads.

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based big dimes Cejudo reading right from the Kurt Angle gimmick hand book
he's over with me brother

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polish guy actually LOOKS like a can, he was born to be crushed

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go fuck yourself

>one more fight until Masdival's career ends

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My b, homie. Good pick.

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ew yeah wtf

Askren is cringe

will we finally get some heem, lads?

Am I the only one who sees him as a guy who went from selling life insurance and then had a mid life crisis so he took up fighting as a hobby

Wait, Jan is #6?

Rockhold looks juicy.

Don't remind me

Some of the fights could be good, it's just a shit card for ppv.

Askren is one of the only true wrestlers left in the UFC

shallow division

Homes grinds on Jon's abs brushing her ass on his cock on each return stroke, feeling it twitch and jump with each motion. She palms a breast, massaging it in tempo with her movements.
The power she has is intoxicating, the expression on Jon is intoxicating, her clit rubbing on his abs is intoxicating. This is a Nirvana that no one else will experience.
Jon watches her move, her breasts sway, her sweat drip, her muscles ripple. He needs her now.
"Holly, now, please"
Fuck he can barely talk
She smirks at him,
"Holly? Who is that?"
"What? Shit. Mistress, please. Fuck, please I need you"

Homes grins at him laughing slightly,
"Well you've been such a good boy, so I'll reward you"
She lifts up again and shifts her hips back, reaching down she grasps his cock lightly - its slightly dirty from his earlier 'accident' still, she finds this hot in a way that she can't quite explain.
She rubs it against her lower lips getting some extra lubrication on it, Jon is always a stretch.

She slowly sinks down on him feeling that mix of burn and pleasure that she loves. A deep moan leaves her. Jon remains still during this, he's not going to ruin this by going off early or bucking too far into her.
After about 20 of the longest seconds of their lives her ass is pressed against his waist hands on his chest, enjoying his tight musculature...

You just hate white people

great fight
what a chess battle

how do i get the bodybuild of these two dudes
'mirin hard

HOLY FUCK DID LUKE LEARN HE CANT STAND AND BANG?

Holy fuck this fight is so boring
Retard I want Covington to kick his ass

New fan here. Why would he have an advantage if he cuts weight?

because you hit harder and absorb strikes more easily against smaller opponents

ROCKHOLD FLUSHED

Kek luke is so dumb

near heem

Bumhold is at it again

DADDY DOWN

i guess i was wrong luke cant learn

Jan is going to flush Rockhold in the next round.

LUKE GOING TO SLEEP

>being a cuckhold fan

Heeeem

Luke is flushed.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

And that's 2 out of 2 on me bet, onto the next !!

DADDY IS DONE

Rockhold such a idiot

Rockhold is done

My man JAN!!

That was hilarious. His hair stood up like a cartoon character

Saw it coming a mile a way. Luke looked like shit and fought like a faggot.

> I.....I....I CAN BEAT JON JONES!!!!

If masvidal wins I've basically won me bet haven't I?

Herb is such a pansy. He can't stop a fight for shit.

DED

LMFAO this post killed me

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boooooooooooooooooooooooom

that was a late kick 100% end of the first

affirmative action ref

Was Rockhold just banished to the shadow realm?

He should go back to selling life insurance

APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW LUKE COCKHOLD

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Rockhold is a can.

I've got a lot on Masvidal. Fucker best win!!

Like shoulda stuck to modelling

fucking cockhold

translation?

Ruined the fight by letting that kick land

I knew smif was the good guy

no

this was my face the whole time

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guys is that tail in her ass?

>implying rockhold doesnt deserve the after the bell kick and the little extra for being a shit talking chinlet

this is the main event for me

He said:
>Minha Piroca no cu de americanos curiosos

damn goofed already after picking cuckold

This

>her

this is the most interesting fight of the night.

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new thread

lol jorge is such a fucking dumbass. how can you defend robbie going out like that? fucking arm dropped all weird lmfao

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song name????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Its literally one lyric

We want the funk
We want the funk
We want the funk

Parliament - Give Up The Funk (we want the funk)

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

what the fuck did i just watch

you watched askren get his mouth shut

Just won over 10k whoop whoop

im genuinely upset

prove it

He has the hairline of this child's toy

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who wants to smell that dudes neck after that piggy back ride