/hoc/

STAN LEE AT MOSAIC

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/hoc/ is life

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what an overloading of canadia there

hot take: oatmeal raisin subway cookies are the best subway cookies

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I got it made

if that the case then it's the best food at subway cause everything from that place sucks

that was pretty based. I didn't realize there was 3 Sask boys on the Blues

Based Orca loving Finn

Imagine unironically liking a team that doesn't have Kaapo Kakko on its roster.

>fin
>not seeing that post as an inside job.

Please, no...

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cringe

the one by my place is open 24 hours and i smash a saucy late night meatball sub at least once a week. i go for the combo with oatmeal raisin cookies of course

>he actually eats subway
Enormous yikes

Mikko Koivu is clearly the greatest center of all time.

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i eat ur mums pusy too onionsboy

>of course
I mean why WOULDN'T you do that?

Subway is ok when I don't feel like walking all the way to Safeway to get a sub with better ingredients and more mass for less.

do they do a gay haka while making the sub?

>Durrrr HAVE SEX
>HAVE SEX
>HAVE SEX
Is that all you shitbags can say?
>DURRR HAVE SEX CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE HAVE SEX BASED BASED HAVE SEX BASED
I feel like I’m in a FUCKING asylum full of dementia ridden old people that can do nothing but repeat the same FUCKING words like a fucking broken record.
>CRINGE BASED HAVE SEX BASED CRINGE HAVE SEX ONIONS HAVE SEX ONIONS SOI BASED ONIONS SOI SOI ONIONS HAVE SEX ONIONS BASED BASED
BOOMER ZOOMER! I AM BOOMER! NO ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMIES! ZOOMER GOING ZOOMIES!
I fucking hate this place so god damned much! FUCK. Shitposting honest to god fucking I hope your mother chokes on her own fucking feces in hell you COCKSUCKER.
But OOOHHHHHHH I know my post is CRINGE isn’t it? CRINGE CRINGE CRINGEY CRINGE BASED HAVE SEX CRINGE BASED REDDIT CRINGE BASED HAVE SEX ZOOM CRINGE ONIONS REDDIT BASED BASED
AAHHHHHH I’m fucking leaving this god forsaken place. GOOD. BYE.

That doesn't mean it isn't trash
If anything it confirms it

I actually kind of want subway right now but that's only because I'm having one of *those* weekends where I mope around waiting to die

Have sex, goo d luck

>tfw no islanders gf

no but they do look dead behind the eyes and robotically go through to motions of making my sandwich just so and act very annoyed when I instruct them on the proper meat to cheese to vegetable ratio and the proper amount of sauce

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yikes

=)
what's his name?

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still over here having a few HOWLS directed @ Ted from Akron over him thinking that the crusted, dirty, disgusting grill grate he has is responsible for the grill marks on meats

Matt Purrray

jones vs santos, who you got lads

tell Ted is still hate him and he's gross

this is Ted from Toledo

He's literally retarded. Looking forward to the inevitable dropping out of college arc

why are cats such good goaltenders

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that's hilarious

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jones 100%

ever heard the phrase "cat-like reflexes"?

of course, who hasn't

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ted vs sam. who stabs who first

what do you call yellow fever but instead of asians its arabs

What are they from then

Explosive diarrhea

poo fever

mecca boners

>tfw no finnish gf

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back hair fetish

im serious ive wanted to wage jihad on halal pusy ever since i saw aladdin as a child and dry fapped to jasmine

>tfw no jungle nigress

why is TSN shilling "Canadian Premier League" so hard? Does anybody really care about soccer? I don't even know my local teams name

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i havent seen a commercial for the canadian premier league on tsn yet.

Canada, I don't want to start anything, but if no one respects the MLS, what good will a CPL do?
if any country pays less attention futbal then Us, it's You Guys
>no offense

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finnish gf desu

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What's even the point with MLels around

the canadian premier league requires the majority of the 11 players to be leafs. mlels is just a bunch of imported mercenaries.

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Oh so it will be even shittier

I've seen like 3 ads in the last hour. maybe it's just cheaper to advertise now when the CFL is on
I agree, it makes no sense

me doing this to sam

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What's he smiling about?
Is it his birthday?

gonna take some edibles so I anticipate my quality level of posting to increase (though its already pretty high atm)

>beating up a tard
C'mon man

same lad

because they know the quality of povertyball in this country is pathetic. mlels teams arent really helping improve the quality of povertyball in this country when all the players are imported yuros/sudacas.

I could kick the everloving piss out of you you fucking chump

He's another Edmonton casualty, enjoy watching him fade to European irrelovence

hijab hunter

after i heem sam i'd take a giant shit on him, but he'd probably enjoy that

Calm down Sam or I'll tell gammy not to make you waffles in the morning

I'm not super into scat most days

Netherlands vs USA for the World Cup of Women's Soccer is tomorrow. Will USA get gold again? Someone post Hope Solo for good luck

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honestly I could fuck up any and every shithawks fan

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the Stamps are stomping on the Riders holy shit
I thought they would suck now with Bo Levi injured

anything for the Ladies
>I actually enjoyed all of the lady grass this year, every last boring minute

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those are some nice rectangles

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trying to emulate sams style of posting, what do you lads think so far?

i like Arbuckle, and I love his fucking back field
>go stamps

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You're not really doing too good. I can teach you more if you want to come to McDonald's with me maybe haha? You just have to buy me double big mac extra pillows, large shake, and 10 nuggets

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Hard to believe this is his first ever start. He's making some great plays

Serious does anyone want to go to McDonald's with me ?

I'm gona post it

what happens if a player requests a trade? I mean if they are still under contract their GM can basically just tell them to get fucked right? or do they actually have to actively explore possible trade deals at that point?

please do

I would
>if I ate McD's

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My high school English teacher said I was a "deep thinker" and should go into philosophy.

It me MEATY!

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mcdeez nuts BITCH

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this is such a fuggin based post

your teacher is a cunt
Don't take his cunt advice

cringe

It was a woman and she had a masters degree.

first time i watch a ufc in years and this shit happens

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>this additional information changes nothing

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>taking life advice from women
shiggy diggy

a masters degree in sucking my fat dong i bet

A master's in grocery shopping or cleaning the lint trap?

Last two hits are unnecessary

depends on the player and the contract. a 4th liner will get told to get fucked but a star player usually gets traded

I didn't though.

there was a bit of bad blood i think

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Yeah a masters is cum consumption I bet.

What does /hoc/ think? Am I a deep thinker?

I got some deep thoughts right here for you, lad

*puts my balls in your moms ass*

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The heem in the previous fight was better.

u hit until the ref stops it.

still can't believe that just happened.
refs fault. he didn't get in fast enough

why? surely you would want to keep your star players

I don't feel like I go around saying profound shit, but apparently it "comes through".

Just finished watching a movie lads

I have deep thoughts about good forechecks and bodies to the front

semen comes through your moms nose when i bang her in the mouth lol

oh shit not so fast stumps

For me, Its bashing nerds skulls in and putting them in lockers

you're a deep stinker sammy boy

this was a great response

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I have a bunch of various ice cream in my freezer and I really want some but it's not hot at all. What the FUCK do I do lads

Anyway I always thought Philosophy was pointless. That's why I majored in something useful in Psychology.

because it's different if he wants out. maybe he no longer gets along with the lockerroom, or if he refuses to play you get a kovalchuk situation where he just fucks off to play in europe/russia

Just wait. The heat will come.

wut flick

pretty much equally useless 2bh
should've picked up a trade

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ust checking in on you based big-dicked chads. What the fuck is up this summer, lads?

Taking a quick breather before round 3 with this beautiful instagram model i picked up last night.

You're all great people with lots of more room for improvement but are on the right track

Keep hitting those weights, cleaning up your diet, and no need to delete any hentai/fap folders, we all need to decompress now and then.

P.S. You'll all get QT GFs by 2020

Probably.

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just finished my gin and tonic, might have another

Thinking about big blonde burly Brock blasting bar down bullets

wtf how are you guys unlocking skellingtons?

Smash and Ixnay on the Hombre both had skeletons on the cover.

:dino:

Psychology is fine, and the least cucked of all the "liberal arts", but a BA is worthless, you need a masters minimum and a PhD if you want to actually make money. Psychology is science based believe it or not even basic things required to pass the scientific method. It doesn't shit out ideas and theories like sociology.

ive been sitting on the toilet trying to shit and i just want to thank you for what you just did for me

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I minored in Sociology.

Woah alright, now im REALLY baked

I wasted a whole day farming likes for that fucking skeleton. I hate myself

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Spiderverse

Looked gay, was it?

>you need a masters minimum and a PhD if you want to actually make money

only true if he pursues psychology as a career. most people with bachelors degrees especially humanities degrees dont have careers directly/especially related to their degree. lots of psych majors and political science and history majors in things like marketing, banking, government, etc.

>wasted
but now you have a sweet bonechad collection user. plus the dino

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wtf why

No fucking way, I just got done watching that
>it was the heat

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thinking about "you are the girl below" porn threads

Thats fine. There are some interesting theories. What did you major in.

It doesn't matter. I can't seem to stay sane anyway.

abstaining from pornography, lads. shall not partake in the visual and sexual jew

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I guess I'm interested in group dynamics.

Psychology.

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What do you think Shannon is doing right now.

Smart man. I'm trying to stop but it's hard. Especially when you're single

I'm actually Spiderman on PS4 right now and plan to watch that, because it ties in apparently. Not a capeshit fan but Spiderman was my favorite growing up, and some guy at work always tells me to watch it that its not sjw its actually good. The tone of the game makes me think the movie could be aight.

21 minutes to sunset

watching leafegg, like the rest of us

gay faggot meme desu

just bated

c&b

Watching 300

quick 180

Spiderverse was great, every one should watch it

I didn't even mind the stupid anime Penni Parker or Spider Ham
>it's a cartoon, after all

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I know. I have BA in psych and do nothing related to it. But i do think i am better off for it. If anything it legit taught me to think critically and respect other people and consider every viewpoint on a given subject. By respect i mean think critically and consider every angle before makingva choice. Slso everyone is different. Everyone is fighting their own fight in life kind of thing.

unironically vocel-ing it for a while, I have too much stuff going on right now to go after women and porn doesnt help either

Well there you go. I took some soc classes with mine but managed to minor in history. Minors dont really mean shit, its just "you took X number of courses in this subject, have another useless title.

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Don't mean to alarm you guys on a fine summers evening such as this but there is a skeleton inside your body RIGHT now as we speak

Which Star Trek series should I watch first?

t o u c h d o w n

the season where the fought all the skellingtons

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okay incel

who was in the wrong here?

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>Tim Hortons selling down syndrome donuts now

TNG
TOS is good but really shows its age

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*pays for the entire line of cars at the drive thru*

Kek don't forget to buy your retard donut on national retard day

is it true that don cherry will not be returning to coach's corner?

Ever since Horton's got rid of the crispy chicken sandwich ive been hesitant to go. I got a Chipotle chicken wrap the other week because by circumstance the liquor store I went to was feet away from a Tim's, and although it'll be my order if that's all that's around now, it was incredibly underwhelming

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Prairie fags getting blown the fuck out hard right now

That's it, Riders are done

>zoomers unable to handle based bants and hot takes that they have to get rid of peoples jobs like based Donnie C

Sad!

youtube.com/watch?v=wXYdE6eOWNY

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Peni was pretty cute tho

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Semis are set; India v NZ on Tuesday, Australia v England on Thursday. You lads excited?

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I swore I would never go back when they stopped serving chicken stew in a bread bowl. That was 15 years ago.

wouldnt her mind paddling my balls

worse part of the dialogue, though
>

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go knights

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He kind of looks like Hayden Christensen

I feel like if I keep posting about Taylor Swift and The Offspring it'll just become annoying. I should probably stop posting about Taylor Swift and The Offspring.

I remember when they first came out with their sandwiches and they all had that *god-awful* honey mustard on brown ciabata and rusted lettuce. It was fucking sick. Then I went to my younger cousins timbit game on a Saturday morning and they had a booth set up with free coffee and timbits so I got over it.
I've had a love hate relationship with them since I started drinking coffee

There is only one spider man and his name is Peter

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i like the Offspring
i have never listened to Tay Swift

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why do normies shriek racism when don chucks shit at russians but in the same breath shriek collusion/interference/espionage whenever the other don says nice things about russians

/curl/

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Imagine naming your sport after an insect

thank you for watching our league

normies aren't big-brained like us autists

I'm actually listening to Taylor Swift right now.

It's shit but quick, and everywhere. All of there "specialty" items are over priced, but if you want a simple coffee and donut/timbits, it's still cheap and available.

Honey mustard is always garbage. Why would you take a god-tier condiment and ruin it with honey?
>ask for mustard packets in the drive through
>”is honey mustard okay?”
NO YOU FUCKING SHEBOON NIGGER REEEEEEEEEEEE

and I have no idea what she sounds like
>

Actually it's more like why would you ruin honey with mustard.

>poopriders

Here let me link you:
youtube.com/watch?v=wyK7YuwUWsU

Mustard is a Reddit topping

2006-2009 tay is best tay. im sure she was killed and replaced after that just like miley cyrus

No, thanks
>I'm good

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got some mustard right here, lads

*jizzes*

What are Poopeeland’s chances against the street shitters?

Your loss.

there is no hope left for us you have to leave us behind and save yourself

t. thinks this is mustard

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>zero calories
how is this possible

There's actually nothing in the bottle.

Yellow mustard is absolutely acceptable for a shitty fast food burger or hot dog, retard.

I don't mustard. It's gross. Always demand it not be put on my burgers when i go to Wendys, I'm Mayo Master Race,

they're lying

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They make the serving size so small that they can say there are no calories. Same thing with those zero calorie spray oils where a “serving size” is 1/10th of a second spray.

Still, mustard has much fewer calories than ketchup and other condiments.

I've enjoyed watching handegg with you, /hoc/

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It's 99% chemicals made in a lab.

Make sure to check your local stores mustard selection, they usually tend to have all sorts of fun flavorful varieties!

>not having a variety of different mustards on hand in your personal cupboard

GOAT mustard checking in

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My favorite is extra spicy

See A lot of people who don't like mustard have only tried that garbage that I posted

remember to clean off the mustard top before you close the lid

Do like their creamy horseradish

I sanitize mine with wipes

Don't put your milk and mustard next to each other in the fridge in case you get mixed up and accidentally use the mustard in your cereal.

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would absolutely heem the offspring faggot into next week if i had the chance.

Remember to chew your food a ALUMINUM of 32 times before you swallow in order to aid digestion. But realistically you should be chewing certain foods 60 times before swallowing. Large chunks of food are easy to swallow but difficult to digest,

youtube.com/watch?v=1Yzu-4kJg6g

>putting ketchup in the fridge

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I mean a a MINIMUM, MINIMUM 32 times.

ya sure lol whatever you, leadbelly

>crinkle cut fries

would not eat.

You almost caused a public health crisis

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youtube.com/watch?v=OkLxBT_KxCk

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my chemical romance was literally nothing but a poormans afi
youtube.com/watch?v=5fwGZohSJ9g

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tell your mom to take a shower

youtube.com/watch?v=V-BSwvDGkc4

took too many edibles this time, lads

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Can someone sell me some weed please

literally download an app called weedmaps and find someone that will deliver it to your front door.

that would be illegal

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youtube.com/watch?v=Y3AaBvUwrXw

its only legal states though (unless there are dealers on there that will meetup which would be based and a great business idea)

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*walks over and rings your doorbell
I won't sell it, I'll share tho

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For me, being a deep thinker, I prefer the Offspring and Taylor Swift.

this phone number here you can call and they deliver within 30 minutes.
thank you justin.

bored lads

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>weed isn't legal in your state
sad.

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back to gaming

I like this. I may have to try making it.

That's still illegal though. Government damn sure doesnt deliver that fast.

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And now, the curse comes for Don:
twitter.com/CompleteHkyNews/status/1147692150437666818

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Someone actually donated a "Thinker" statue to the Winnipeg Art Gallery a couple years ago in honour of me and I went to go see it but it was no big deal.

keep us posted, Chef

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I'm sure it was actually called "Drinker" and you are just a dumb drunk native.

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i donated the statue actually, its just a big dick i carved out of marble lol i cant believe someone actually used it, the madman!

No, I saw it. He was thinking and everything.

Rumor is that Shannon is considering signing to replace him.
HNIC has offered him 2.5m AAV for 5 years, but he's holding out for a signing bonus in the form of jerseys. Word is that his ask is in the dozens per season.

>via 9gag.com

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Grapes unfiltered podcast when?

>9gag

gonna kill myself and then you after opening that picture up

youtube.com/watch?v=gmqpQb6x74M

what a pleasant melody

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Seattle Pineapple Express

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It'll just be two hours of an intern telling him how the technology works, and him shouting "huh?" in response and forgetting to speak into the microphone as he rambles on about a story of a locker-room altercation between a few of his players that he managed to break up with some of his sage teambuilding wisdom, the specifics of which he will have forgotten by the end of the story, but he'll dismiss it with an "anyhow" and just move on to the next thing.
It'll also be behind a paywall.

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They say this every year. It's up to Don if he wants to come back, not the other way around. He's fucking 85. Steve Simmonds writes for the Sun, a conservative paper, he's just trying to stir up shit and make liberal CBC looks bad if he doesnt come back (despite the fact it is Rogers decision, Don most often appears on CBC during the regular season, the idea is to have people tune into CBC, Don is not there, and blame CBC for it rather than Rogers)

I like the sun but Simmonds is a hack.

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Makin my way downtown, walkin fast, faces passin', im homebound

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watching archer

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youtube.com/watch?v=lBShSkjKiNU

youtube.com/watch?v=MNKL9onYB_8

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>DUN-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH
>DUHNUHNUH
>DUN-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH
>DUHNUHNUH

that's legal in canada?

really wish my ex-weed dealer/friend wasnt such a shook-ass little bitch and still sold weed, punk motherfucker got robbed once and was all "nah im took much of a shook-azz white boy" S M H

Lol wtf are you guys up to tonight?

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Technically no. lol. if you dont understand you dont understand.

listening to this song unironically now

hookers and blow

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youtube.com/watch?v=B7xwxWftzMc

>his friends don't sell weed

some of my friends sell records, some of my friends sell drugs

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vittu huomenta

>not going to an actual pot shop that has premium goods

it reeks of poor ITT

porn fap time : stick to your fav category/type, or are you a random whatever im in the mood for at that moment?

>hoggie

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Good morning =D

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i "fap" to the good lords gospel

My province only has a few government run shops. The black market is still better and cheaper.

>not buying directly from the guys that sell to the pot shops
reeks of no friends in ITT

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sounds based desu

the unlicensed store is cheaper for generally the same strains. the gubment store has some really fancy $60+ 8ths but that is a little expensive.

Newcastle at Melbourne
>Newcastle is leading 3-0
>3rd period just started
youtube.com/watch?v=GhLeqR3h5iA

>not having over 200 videos in a playlost set to random

Sad

>big boy breakfast
>no tendies
what the fuck

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>bass and harmonica
what in tarnation

its "bass"ed

sponge bob dylan

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maybe if he was playing a guitar dummy

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bob dylan was a super sick bass player actually

who's bob dylan

No one buys a Bob Dylan CD to hear him play bass

unironically wish all these libtards shitting on Grapes would die.

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Football player I think

he plays bass

plays right wing

a poormans tom petty

>tfw i look and feel like a gigantic idiot now

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>tfw was actually just memeing for (you)s about bob dylan being a sick bass player and its true

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for me, it's carlos santana

desu i doubt he's a sick bass player
any guitar player can play rudimentary bass

bob dylan plays with Your Mother's tits

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for me, it's satanic black metal

The only based Santana song is, unironically, Smooth ft. Rob Thomas from the multi-platinum grammy award winning album Supernatural.

absolutely based

i like you
You can come over to my house and fuck my sister

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Mustangs
SCCAAAARRRRRR

cringe

Roger Waters could slap that fuckin bass and was as good at guitar as Dylan

I already booked my flight

i like to slap bass (your mums pussy)

Roger Waters is miles better at music than Dylan. All that nigga played was cowboy chords.

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That chump getting flying kneed in the head was fucking hilarious

>All that nigga played was cowboy chords.
That’s pretty much all waters did with the guitar too, but he played a mean bass
Anyway they’re both quite gifted creatively, disregarding their practical abilities entirely

watching seinfeld lads

did rob halford ever realize how gay he looked?
youtube.com/watch?v=yMVV_HsHcX0

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Halford is the best gay ever

I'M YOUUR TUURBO LOVERRRRR

TELL ME THERES NO OTHERRRR

Gonna grab a bag of chips

>being gay is bad
retards

HOCKEY!!!

have sex

Fucking show you gay. You want to see gay? I'll pick you up tomorrow afternoon and show you gay in an abandoned innercity grocery store

Realistically weekends end around 4pm on Sunday cause that’s when you have to start thinking about work the next morning.

good day of shitposting today boys, keep up the good work, and get those pucks deep. Until tomorrow...

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"big dicks in ya ass is bad for ya health" - ice cube

Speak for yourself. Half the time i wake up Monday morning still dicked

>Don Cherry's contract will not be renewed
>no more coach's corner
How will canadian posters survive this?

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At least he wont die on air

I don't like cherry because he's annoying and he's been running the same schtick for 30+ years. But I do like him because he #Owns the libs

i dont have to worry about mondays when I have 6 figures, a wife, life experiences, abilities to look at things objectively, etc.

i don't mind gays. but fuck trannies

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Would have been solid ending though, becoming so angry at something he gets a heart attack and dies on air

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kot

watching fraiser

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gross

for me it's roz and lillith

this trio of posts i name "Donuts and Tits"

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>those thumbs
hard pass, tasty looking donuts though

You guys think the jets would win the cup if I started crossdressing?

Only if you post pics here

Why would I be thinking a thing like that?

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yeah, post some pics

what would your dad think?

100%

I was just testing the waters you faggots. Maybe I'll buy panties and stuff if you want to see a man in underwear that bad you fucking homos

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You think that shit's bad? You should've seen the old ufc shit on vhs that was filmed in mexico. One guy got about 4 elbows to the side of his head before the ref stopped it. To be fair though, the guy rifled off those elbows so fast, two already hit before the ref could get in there. The guy that got ko'ed just laid there motionless for about 15 minutes before they could revive him.

I like to remix my own versions of songs, especially popular ones, and make the lyrics either racist or about me being gay and having a small hard dick

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did anyone watch Stranger Things 3 this weekend?

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>shit tattoos in stupid places
>claw nails

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Ok maybe I am gay but he has to be cute and small and body totally shaved

literally finished it the morning it came out

ya know, i was too fucked up on drugs and alcohol when season 2 came out. i just finished that one earlier, and i'll probably start season 3 sometime tonight. how was it

>i was too fucked up on drugs and alcohol
Story of my life

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finishing the last episode right now, lad.

i think next week i'm gonna make a full english breakfast. dunno where i'm going to find the blood pudding or whatever the fuck it's called though

is it true that most convenience stores in america have bulletproof windows at the cashier because of niggers?

keep us posted

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no

only in "those" areas, lad. the ones near me are ran by fat white ladies or spics

used to live in a rough part of the city, and i only ever saw one place like that

youtube.com/watch?v=zGoCVfzOUeI
I FINALLY found this song. i swear i've heard it everywhere

frasier more like gaysier

real specific hours

you aight, white boy

Long as I'm awake it's central hours. These fucking queers are just gonna post anime every half hour to make sure the thread doesn't die

shall be rooting for the Netherlands over >our cunts in today's upcoming divegrass match

is it the final?

is it THE Netherlands or just Netherlands? why isnt it just Netherland?

apparently

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>nether region

rph

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playing with my pud

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KILK

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>kilk

rph

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summer reminder that hockey IS for everyone

one big room

N

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full of bad bitches

P

im gonna post anime

L

not gonna post anime

Just cracked my 12th beer

dan bilzerians insta is pretty cool

Its 4 am and the birds are chirping. Fuck off.

go to sleep you have church service in a few hours

Birds are the fuckin worst

I agree, fuck birds

You are good canadian boy!

That guy's had multiple series heart attacks. He used to do so much drugs he's essentially worn it out

only if the place is run by poohs
t. sunbelter that actually lives near niggers.
y'all yankees have no clue what you're talking about.

>spray DDT all over your house
>mosquitos die
>birds die
Its in/win

Thanks Canada

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>living in iowa's hat
you deserve to breathe zyklon b tbqhwyf

Not really. Especially when you consider all those thots are just trying to gain a few thousand insta followers and that’s it.
For me, it’s 50 Cent

yeah, but he knows that

>yfw someone has a pet bird they wont shut the fuck up about

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Guarantee that’s coming from Minnesota mate

>mfw someone won't shut the fuck up about people who won't shut the fuck up

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SHALL sleep.

post a better meat and potatoes breakfast(u cant)

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Only worse people are horse people

if you're getting it in 'sota then it's definitely albortas forest fires

>finish ""food""
gross lad

>potatoes
where

how many edmontons do you have each day?

Are you the same one who had the cottage cheese and turkey a while back

>

1 every day at the exact same time after drinking this coffee

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>meat
where is it

>potatoes
where is it

all i'm seeing is what looks like oats with a ton of butter

i'm so confused. i genuinely don't see the potatoes

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good night going to sleep before the new thread

yes but i stopped eating sandwich meats because i heard they are very processed

wew finally home
any memes?

>any memes?
Just your tiny little meme dick

Shhhhh dont show him the memes

for me? it's the simpsons maps on cs source

come on fellas i know you're hiding the memes

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late

This is the last /hoc/. See you in october

For me it’s season 11 episode 5

what are you waiting for? christmas?

new

Oh no ho ho ho

see ya tomorrow

>late
Shan’t

don't be so rude ok