UFC GAMETHREAD #4

IT'S STRAWBERRY SUGAR WAFERS OR FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!!

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Olivi all day

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BASED

Giblert looks like he doesn't want to be there anymore

guys they turned off my power how do i catch the fights my phone is on 7 perc

Heavyweight DC is a different animal

imagine having one give you a footjob while the other taunts you lol

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shit heck

Nate

>everyone's on steroids
>i know because gil and jake shields keep offering them to me

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old man giblert gettin put away, just doesn't have the energy to contend for much longer

Allen with striking defense could be a champ by 30. Great technique.

>Huge PPV buys
>Fighters only get $50k avg

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this is the source on snackznhoes milkies if someone still wanted to know.

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so

based

wowww gilbert sucks

Olivi no doubt.

Fuck Olivi(sexually)

Marry Karyn. Karyn is based.

Allen fighting like a Tekken fighter

Hahaha or if they made you eat ur own cum Hahaha

Be honest bros... is it time for gilbert to retire?

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Because the UFC desperately wants Jones vs. Cormier 3 with them at 1/2.

Sorry to hear that lad, can you go to a bar?

Allen is fuckin crisp

Old man Gilbert beat up by a kid. His wife is wet for young buck Arnold right now.

LMAO. He's a Diaz associate. That should tell you enough about him.

english > mexiCAN boxing

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Allen is great.

Giblert getting pieced up right now.

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imagine the smell

Watch Gil win on one of those sloppy haymakers

Cap america vs a literal can
We all know whos getting heemed

right with the force of a thousand suns holy shit

HAVE SEX

Allen is cracking Gilbert

>You're the better boxer
Wtf is Gilbert's corner telling him?

Bro this happened to me once, get some extension cords and steal power from the apartment complex

I go for the blacker ones

Melendez heeming my picks right at the end

Hot take: Melendez is the greatest LW of all time

No, it was time like 5 years ago.

based

*tips fedora*

he didn't really post that did he?

white boy slaps skin

damn...

R2 KO for Allen coming up

is Allen that good
or is Melendez a shell of his former self?
find out after these messages!

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He basically was for 2 years, this is his return back.

Are you Baseball? Because you are based all over.

white boy is roided to fuck but cant even finish old man giblert

Matt Hamill will always be the guy who beat the guy

where is the hair from her under arms

You know in many ways, Gilbert won the first round

Great advice desu

Imagine the celebrations when they both win later on.

oh to be a fly on the wall, or a cuck in the corner.

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This phrase needs to become a bannable offence

I kinda envy girls cause their tits can distract you from their fat gut.

I've been to Suffolk
full o poofters

Toyo Tires knows tough people love tough tires. That's why when UFC fighters T.J. Dillashaw and Dominick Cruz pull up to the same parking spot labeled "Toyo Tires Only," they've both got the brand's tires on their cars. Despite this coincidence, the guys are too tough to back down from a fight. The situation is handled when Forrest Griffin drives his truck over a curb to park in the spot. So, who's the toughest now?

please give me pussy please please please im on my knees please god give me pusy quick!!!

>slag
>drinking mexican beer

You just know.

You're telling me a white guy from England is boxing up a Mexican? What a great moment for us.

lol @ foreigner friends camp

Welcome to the Giblert era

like darker skinned women buy kb does nothing for me

hello heem i am a new poster but long time lurker i hope everyone is having a great night and the fights are very enjoyable

thank you for reading my comment in this very interesting threat!

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main card after this?

One more run at the strap

Take a wild guess

easy left

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Melendez is so slow lmao

why is Gilbert still trying to box with him

Are you saying you envy Jeff?

LOL. I guess Rogan's Panerai is part of that Stallone movie ad package.

BORING FIGHTS SO FAR MOSTLY

ANGLO PRIDE
WORLD WIDE

only a women would type something like this out...are you on your period

imagine the smell

stream?

"This guy in the prime of his life vs a 37 year old undocumented immigrant! THIS IS MMA"

where the fuck do I submit my predictions bros, I'm feelin' it tonight guys

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Envision the aroma

*unzips*

Do we have a leaf that puts together all the picks??

If so

Jones
Holm
Askren
Rockhold
Chiesa

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In many ways Melendez won the story of the card

Give this kid Aldo next.

olivi

not into monkeys

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...

Charge your phone via your car

who makes these retarded match ups

what is the message shes trying to convey

No, Holly, battered from a losing war with Nunes gets a knock at her hotel door. It's Jon. She figured he'd be celebrating at an after party considering he dismantled Santos inside 6 minutes. She quickly wipes her face, embarrassed at the bruises and possible tears. He grabs her hand and leads her to the bed...

>not submitting your picks a week early

why are white fighters always boring point babies

i want some blacksplosive heems damn it

This

They're STILL fighting?

Diego CTE Sanchez is training with some guy who made up his own fake martial art

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Melendez is trash as fuck holy shit FLUSHED

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he can heem ortega

It's 02:50 and I'm high as a motherfucker.

Stream?

how did she look i missed that fight but saw she won

wtf Melendez has never looked this bad. He's just too old to fight the best competitively.

>they turned off my powe
Why??

>both have shitskin eyes

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Home invade your neighbors and order the PPV on their cable, tie them up so you have viewing buddies.

not anymore they got divorced.

go on..

Scroll up you lazy shit

I wish I had weed

Very based. Thank you sir.

About to see the same shit with Sanchez. Card has been mostly trash. Main card can still save it I guess.

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He's natty now

Neither. I'll go with mommy Caroline Pearce

UFC has no business talking shit about Bellator's matchups with Sanchez and Melendez on the same card

people ITT actually think Holly is going to win kek

Doin the lord's work, ty

Find a homeless man and make your own title fight.

I arrived home to wathc the last round and it seemed boring af, everyone was booing so I guess it was like that the entire fight. she nailed some jabs but that's it.
we love her anyway

How did this shit beat Diego?

agreed

This Tarantino movie looks so gay desu still giving it a chance.

Why buy P3 protein portable snack when you can eat your own cum for breakfast?

boooooooo

This guy beat Diego yet is on the Prelims. UFC is corrupt

All martial arts are made up

Fucking cringe promo. Is that seriously interesting to cazzies?

I bet he didn’t pay the bill. Happened to me and my roommate once lads. We ran extension cords from the hallway to our living room and stole power from the apartment so we could watch tv

this is kind of a prefect plan because you can educate them on all the techniques being used. it would be really fun

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peds

Why did he do it bros?

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L..lads i'm starting to feel tired :(

Skipped my pre fight nap today

the English invented punching

I wish.

>that toe peaking
tease

fuck off reddit

He barely won over Diego.

god i just want the main card

I got 40£ on Tommy

What’s the problem? He’s fucking that bag up

he's just old as fuck and 1-7 in UFC dude is flushed

ARNOLD KINO

I invented Poobert Peelendez.

She pins him to the bed and laughs
"We're doing this my way Jon"
"Yes Mistress"
Holly reaches down and strokes his rapidly hardening cock. Jon moans.
"Please"
"Not yet Jon, me first"
She scoots up the bed and presses her still clothed crotch into his face...

>The Diaz bros are so tough that other members of their team can only go into fights at 10%

I was asking the other day for a southpaw who throws kicks well against an orthodox guy this dude does it well.

I hope jones, askren and Holm all win their fights. However I think Holm might get her ass beat. Santos has a fucking star of david on his chest and a cross on his back. What a fucking retard. I hope jones beats him. Jones jones is somewhat based, christian, and likeable imo. Jorge vs askren, Jorge is a cocky illiterate dipshit I hope askren bodyslams his ass.

Whos this giblert guy? Did they pick him out of the crowd or something?

I don't disagree, it was after his failed takedown attempt in the 1st, something just completely dropped from Gilbert. Maybe he just gassed hard after that or lost hope, feel like if it was an injury he'd have told his corner at least

Can recognizes can

>rogan damage control for gilbert

"Greg asked me to talk to you. It's time for you to move on. We can't have you representing our gym anymore." Holly is speechless. "We'll give you the next 6 months to make it look good publicly. Holly...I'm sorry". Jon leaves. Holly collapses on the bed. The Preacher's Daughter is now thinking about the Preacher's Shotgun.

RATE THIS CARD SO FAR

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UFC FIGHT PASS EARLY PRELIMS 6:15 PM EST, ESPN PRELIMS 8:00 PM EST, PPV MAIN CARD 10:00 PM EST

MAIN CARD
Jon Jones vs. Thiago Santos TITLE FIGHT
Amanda Nunes vs. Holly Holm TITLE FIGHT
Jorge Masvidal vs. Ben Askren
Luke Rockhold vs. Jan Blachowicz
Diego Sanchez vs. Michael Chiesa
UNDERCARD
Gilbert Melendez vs. Arnold Allen
Marlon Vera vs. Nohelin Hernandez
Claudia Gadelha vs. Randa Markos
Yadong Song def. Alejandro Perez
Song Yadong def. Alejandro Perez via knockout (Round 1, 2:04)
Edmen Shahbazyan def. Jack Marshman
Edmen Shahbazyan def. Jack Marshman via submission (rear-naked choke)(Round 1, 1:12)
Chance Rencountre def. Ismail Naurdiev
Chance Rencountre def. Ismail Naurdiev via unanimous decision (29-27, 29-28, 30-27)
Julia Avila def. Pannie Kianzad
Julia Avila def. Pannie Kianzad via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-26, 30-26)

thats why theyre retarded, always punching their own head

>roided man cant heem a old man
lol

All three rounds to Allen.
START THE MAIN CARD ALREADY

>you will never be a martial arts master

this fight is shit

Rogan, anik, and Cruz on commentary?

Need more picks and someone to compile them

Unironically a good movie idea. Dog Day Afternoon type flick about a guy who home invades a family just for the company.

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moar
kek

no one:

UFC: this fight

Anyone got an acestream link?

anik always gets bullied by felder ;_;

5/10

6 or 7/10

how is gilbert flabby and skinnyfat at 145?

Guys imagine how funny it would be if Song Yadong was name Jamal

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>Yadong
Highlight of the night so far when Perez got DONG'D

>Another Pride veteran getting flushed
fuck boys they're nearly all gone

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Crazy. Pre ufc he was considered one of the best lw

Actually scratch that, 5 or 6

Allen could have heemed him several times over by now, he just keeps winning exchanges and then resetting and wasting another 30 seconds

haha ebin meme, friend!
upvoted

you post like a youtube commenter

This was shit

retired.

BOOMERS BTFO

Melendez beat Masvidal and Sanchez.

What the fuck you retard the decision hasn't even happened yet

Boomlets BTFO

Sad fight to watch lads.
FACE THE PAIN era is truly well and gone

I'm bored lads.
The only entertaining moment was the one punch from saitama against Perez.

So which of these usually has the best video quality? Is it Ripple?

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James "best fighters dont always win" vick

(((DISTURBING)))

Well done anime

based animeleaf

Wait wasn't Allen a fucking can not too long ago?

but he's ASIAN

9 years ago gilbert beat masvidal, time heems indiscriminately.

MY PREDICTION

15 seconds before the KO that ends the Santos/Jones fight my stream crashes

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT KNOCK OUT A OPPONENT THAT JUST STAND IN YOUR RANGE

HOW CAN THE REST OF THE WORLD EVEN COMPETE

SOUF FC SOUF FC SOUF FC SOUF FC SOUF FC SOUF FC SOUF FC SOUF FC SOUF FC SOUF FC SOUF FC SOUF FC SOUF FC SOUF FC SOUF FC SOUF FC SOUF FC SOUF FC SOUF FC SOUF FC SOUF FC SOUF FC SOUF FC SOUF FC SOUF FC SOUF FC SOUF FC SOUF FC SOUF FC SOUF FC SOUF FC SOUF FC

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MODELO: It doesn't matter where you're from...

"A PROUDLY MEXICAN BEER!"

Having allen as prelims main event who thought this was a good idea

>Sanchez
Am i supposed to be impressed?

Nothing will ever beat beef jerky as THE protein snack.

Can't wait for this based kid to get his chin cracked in one of his next two and then have a middling career because of it

i-is that bulge shopped?

Cleaning my apartment/10

wew those slag tittays

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Gil about to retire or nah?

>you now remember the Conor McGregor era

no one:

fucking no one:

/heem/: GILBERT IS FLUSHED

my god the INGERLISH are subhuman

this cerveza modelo ad is so weak
they should make it better by putting some whores or a catchy song imho

What are you bros chewing tonight

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the brazilian english accent is so fucking disgusting, shut the fuck nunes you lesbian macaca

he looks like half a retard

what were the scores?

HOLY SHIT, AND PEOPLE THINK ASKREN WILL LOSE?

Wilder would knock this MMAnlet out.

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>I am the man to beat Daniel Dubois
>youre going to sleep
BT pls

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>prelims over already
Lads it's nearly heem day

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amen brother, amen

Shill Rogan is hyping this guy, but he didn't look that good against a tired old boomer like myself. Just another boring ass Tristar point fighter. Somebody tell Firas to get these boys to bang.

streamable.com/mwc3c

Masvidal is joining him in flushedville tonight. Then he'll lose 3 more times and retire.

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watching the ppv on tv, not on computer, canada as the winner you're in charge of goofing the picks

based long leaf poster

jon jones will lose tonight

he'd better

Jones
Holm
Masvidal
Cockhold
Sanchez

PUT MY PICKS IN YOU FUCK

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Oatmeal

Just ate the left over BBQ chicken from tonight's fajitas lads. It's impossible to put into words how good it was.

>Khabib there
LMAOOO ASKREN IS FUCKING GONNA CALL HIM OUT

AH KNU I COOD GEDDIT FREW.

I’m always confused by Jon’s humble christian man persona, it’s very well documented that he’s kind of a dick and arrogant as fuck. But he keeps up with the facade despite the fact everyone knows it’s bullshit. It almost makes me think it’s not a facade and he’s just so CTE’d he has no idea how to handle people who don’t like him. Which kind of makes sense considering he responds to nearly everyone who is even a little hostile to him on twitter.

FACE THE PAIN

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this is it chief

why is joe's head to huge

i want a quality chink wife

just needs to find himself a self awareness coach

I am the man to beat Jon Jones

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NO POP FOR KHABIB LMAO

A British 10.

>Khabib gets zero cheers

Jones popped for peyote, fight is off.

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BRING BACK FACE THE PAIN

BASED KHABIB

lol spot on m8

bones aint CTE'd he doesnt eat heems

CRICKETS for khalabeeb

>jones
>Holm
>askren
>Luke
>Chiesa

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Damn I forgot I was supposed to not be buying anymore UFC ppvs cause they got rid of face the pain in favor of yo little donny man

>sporting kansas
cringe

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Another gay as fuck promo

WOAH, SPOOKY SPOOKY

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>tfw Holly Holms clit is bigger than your penis

do more pls

god i wanna lick her stomach so fucking bad bros ...

sorry she's Korean

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where the main card picks?

They played it when I was at ufc Minneapolis last week

You know what he's on about?

tfw no British slag gf

A MOTH INTO THE FLAME

>Kebob
>draw

Pick 1 literal crickets

>Jones
>>Nunez
>>>Askren
>>>>Blachowicz
>>>>>Chiesa
Let me heem bro

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I'm still seething about BT
Fucking kikes, hope this blows back in their face

Made me buy it

Put these in

all the same, weeb

Do streamers make money lads? They save me and so much of you alot of money and I really hope they get something for it

RIPPPPINNG ME INTO PIECES

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THE QUEEN SLAYER

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HEY

REMINDER: This is the best time to masturbate. I have studied this. I have missed championship fights due to masturbation. Prelim to PPV break is the BEST time. See you in 15 boys

nigger ball association. NBA

literally JUST watching to see masvidal fuck asscream up
dont care about these other cans

This was the euro league of picks.

Who /vampire/ here?

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Ali only got heemed once and he was CTE’d far before that.

Fuck Kabeeb really, gonna act like a humorless cunt, act like he can threaten MacGregors family that he can just throw his religion in your face, nobody likes that guy no wonder.

>HES OUT

holly and nunes have more test than 80% of the posters on here, especially the amerimongrel manlets.

she fine *smacks lips*

i just got arrested, posting from microwave

WE KANGZ AND QUEENZ

I love that the most clips they're playing for these fights are Rousey getting KO'd by Holm AND Nunes

Fuck Rousey

They play it for the crowd, not for broadcast. I bet it's playing for the crowd right now as we watch this promo/.

>Do streamers make money lads?
Yep, through ads.

Jones
Nunes
Masvidal
Rockhold
Sanchez

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FINALLY

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I honestly think he does it ironically and is a sociopath who probably finds it hilarious to himself.

TRT

Oh you about to be seething north morocco

>makes the white people face
khabib and the caucasus finally confirmed as whites

it would be good for the world if mcgregor and his entire family got wiped out
bunch of subhuman paddies

>YES SIR WE PROMISE

>that promo that makes it look like Ben choked out Lawler.

Still so pissed at that fight and Robbie getting ROBBED.

Khapee Nurmpoomedov

Your mum’s pussy, m8.

gebaseerd maat

Glad to hear it

What the FUCK? UFC isn't free on BT Sport any more?

Of course they showing it. She was the biggest can staring as a professional fighter.

DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO

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why dont they promote the rockhold fight?

>17 months lay off
>not getting popped for PED's multiple times
they really want to avoid saying anything negative about their golden nigger

Post height and weight and favorite fighter
Me 6'1 215 pounds, ben "funky" askren

Lawler tapped

>twitter meme

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Crazy how even felder clowns anik, what a punching bag, unironically feel sorry for him

Guys i promise im not dana im just a lowly bong who got cucked by BT
Any streams on the go?
*opens mouth for piss*

STREAM LINK

PLEASE

Covington is going to interfere and smash Askren's head with a chairshot for the DQ

Is there something you want to ask for?

*chugs water*
*lowers fly*

nobody cares

How do you get (yous) on this site?

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5'9
230
Tony Ferguson

Jones
Nunes
Askren
Luke
Chiesa

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Sadly the highlight of my week.

LMAO this leaf finna chew on your muns pussy XD

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put my pics in please

Jones
Nunes
Askren
Błachowicz
Chiesa

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20 quids m8 welcome to the real world we are tired of subsidizing your ass

ufc.tv

Of course that goblin Ali is there

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He tapped Asscream's face

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basedstream .com
basedstream. com
basedstream. com

go on ripple or something
ahem, FUCK BT

Jon is starting to have old man face, he gets heemed tonight

UFC.tv

I've never heard it with sound before
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lose weight

>I'm gonna give the world the shocker
what did he mean by this?

He's got more pounds than Jones

Already have streams available fag.

buffstreamz.com/watch/mma.php

hopefully we get an acestream eventually though

>t-this time

IMAGINE IF JONES GET heeemed JUST IMAGINE

Card is ruined by the roidmonkeys in the comains

Okay answer me seriously, how will Jones handle the Santos blitz?

What are your picks for the main card, mystic canuck?

>me in the back

jones
nunes
masvidal
luke
sanchez

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fuck (You) faggot

Santos is the first Jones challenger I've been excited about in ages.

Well at least the arena crowd gets face the pain

Will someone finally take it into the inside against jon instead of letting him get away with picking them apart?

>tfw this is FREE in the netherlands
get fucked amerislaves

he didn't fucking tap.
NIG DEAN stopped it because he thought lawler went limp.
did you even watch the fight faggot?

Backpedal with outstretched arms

Jones
Nunes
Askren
Rockhold
Chiesa

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Why it ez work

omg just start the fucking fights

>claim to be GOAT

>steroid cheat

lel

Nunes is unironically the most exciting champion in the UFC.

By saying dumb shit and baiting, like everywhere else

WTF Paul Felder is like 5'10" tall...does that make Joe Rogan 5'5"?

How much taxes do you pay again

By going knuckle deep in his sockets
the Johnny boi classic

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Of course khabib is white.

Santos
Holm
Masvidal
Błachowicz
Sanchez

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Is Paul Fedler considered white for me it’s a hard no

>these niggas adding their pucks this late thinking they will be addef

Too late faggots

Joe's jew wife must have cucked his manlet mind so hard for him to be shilling MUH BEST EVA women again. useless roided stoner.

If he was conscious he shouldn't have flopped his hand down like a retard. Lesson learnt

based retard

what are they waiting for? start the fucking fights!

Two fingers in the world's vagina and one up its anus.

Daily reminder that Jon Jones has never fought a real power striker, and if the fight between Anthony Johnson would have happened he would have gotten his ass knocked the fuck out. Thiago is going to catch him when he tries to back up

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Watching illegal stream right now
Fuck you bald shithead

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she big

how much of israels wars do you fund pal

fucking this
sick of rogaine calling every single fighter the goat

I like Rogan on commentary but I wish he could stop shouting for one second during these promos.

Oblique kicks

It's literally Smith with a little more power.

no room, fuck off

Jesus. Let's go already. I'm knackered.

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Need a leaf to compile all these picks ASAP

>no more hype all action
>here's more hype
???

Reported

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oh, his facial hair doesn't look as off anymore

My musclefu is valentina tho so fuck nunes

two in the poot one in the boot

Homes feels Jon press his face into her, she groans more at the image than any stimulation.
"Thats a good boy, you know your place don't you"
She hears Jon make a hoarse sound that is Just Fucking Incredible.
Homes growls and raises off of her throne momentarily, all but tearing her shorts and panties getting them off.
She plants herself down and grabs Jones head grinding her crotch into his face.
"Fuck, get in there now dammit"

Jon is in a certain kind of heaven.
His Mistress's cunt on his mouth, her scent - that of an athlete, a warrior, surrounding him, her taste filling his mouth, her weight on top of him. This is where he belongs.
Its all almost too much...

pls tell me someone capped all those Joe Rogan faces

Who is this mother of all milk trucks?

i really can't decide desu

already falling asleep damn

you da bes

...

If I remember correctly
Santos, Nunes, Masvidal, Not Rockhold, Chiesa

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you talk about pizza, 4chin loves cheese pizza xd

no too late
don’t be a cazzie next time

mommy

>Askren striking in the promo

Oh I’m keking

>ywn be 10 cm tall and live in her cleavage

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Dolly Parton

Cazzie spotted. Have sex.

WHOMST

Buffsreamz is garbage use crack

>chiesa vs sanchez
christ, grim
hope somehow both of them get permaheemed

why is everyone betting against /ourgal/ amanda nudes?

Christ almighty, it's Diego Sanchez time. I'm not sure I can handle the cringe.

Oven bro, update us. What’s going on??

I have $5k on Askren tonight and another $500 on Askren by R1 TKO. Do I win both or just the 1st one?

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HAH GOTEM

Israel has never been to war retard

>Have sex
you mean getting buttfucked by nunes's dickclit?

Watching Rockhold drink his own blood never gets old

SAUCE

bros sanchez lowkey lookin extra cute

>buffstreamz.com/watch/mma.php
you are a god among men. thank you kind sir
t. poorfag

Trump supporters are uneducated shitbags who unironically vote against atheir own economic interests

wrong

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>wake up for the main card
>first thing I see is fucking Paul Felder
fuck off

Sanchez looks like a different guy everytime I see him

Jon Jones is going to sleep.

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momie. gib. miwkies.

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Just the first

*sniff*

The only thing you're winning is one (1) Yikes! from me, user. Masvidal finna bouta piece this man up.

FIGHTS WHEN?

Diego is ALWAYS good for memes. Every fight at least 1.

"They tried to put me in the box!"

Just the first one. How would he get a tko??

Jones
Holm
Askren
Rockhold
Chiesa

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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The main card WILL NOT feature a second round

Jones
Nunes
Funky
Based Blach
Chiesa

baste and bluepilled :DD

UFC is gettign so old

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What's wrong with the based irish dragon? Great fighter and commentator desu

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the oven kicked on and burnt my pizza but I still ate it

chiesa's new haircut is SHIT

Heeminder to join the /heem/ Whatsapp group if you have a dick over 7,5 inches

chat.whatsapp.com/ImWScFhDuh5BO18aHpzxpz

Comfy MMA talks

shut the fuck up and fight already you retards

>Askren will win.
This dude obviously doesn't know about the kimbo street fights

Why did Chiesa not sue McGregor for the glass in eye thing. Lost out in a huge payday

>this promo

You niggers say this shit isn't WWE?

Jon isn't a first round finisher my guy. He literally doesn't even bother finishing people sometimes and just settles with utter moggings like with texiera

The Gastelum fight was totally a war

Is Diego the most mentally ill fighter of all time?

Bros I'm getting butterflies.

retard just go away

post the rest, fapping to this before the jon fight.

He did. It's still going through the courts.

Christ Diego Sanchez sounds fucking rough. Cte city

what does that even mean?

Why’d the Mickey Gall meme end?

I disagree.

based

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Aids Roy Nelson

>Jon

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if diego instagoofs me im gonna shit my pants

just get to the freaking fight bro...

sanchez sounds so damn CTE'd
this sport ruins people's lives for chump change, hope it dies tbqh

Ground and pound after taking him down assuming Masvidal doesn't respect his control on the ground (which I believe.) Maybe I'm just trying to convince myself though. I'm positive Askren wins the fight effortlessly the only question is will he get the finish.

Sanchez gives off Corey Feldman vibes

ITS TIME LADS

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>War Machine

Does Chiesa not know he's a can?

WHERES YOUR MOM AT?

HEEEM DAY

SANCHEZ ABOUT TO DELIVER SOME MEMES WIN OR LOSE

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Going for my third week in a row winning the picks!
Lezzgoo Chiesa!

Final chance to catch up on Diego lore before we start

On CTE
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1562289552439.webm

On The Box of Regularity
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1562290081803.webm

On Marriage (Divorce)
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1562290311872.webm

On Being A King Now, Not Just A Warrior
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1562290771005.webm

On Jackson-Wink (Betrayal)
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1562365409068.webm

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Schaub takes that

BOOMERS OUT

Took 15 minutes to start the fucking card. It will have been 25 minutes when the first round starts

I would put my penis in him if you know what i mean

>saying that on a card with an Askren fight

You crazy

no he was redpilled.

Hi /user/ this is Ariel Helwani. Did you hear what other /user/ said about you last week?

UNCLE TED WALKOUT MUSIC.

post the picks before it begins

guys is askren going to fucking die? i know he memed lawler but lawler was being a dumb little bitch and underestimating and got caught,

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Seriously though, what happened to Carlos Condit?

Now here's a good walkout song

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Go home shad

who here /cucked/ by bt?

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If you think this is CTE you haven't heard Gaethje talk, his brain is completely fucked

It's legitimately the gladiatorial entertainment of the today.
>him

I'VE GOT YOU IN A STRANGLEHOLD BABY

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Holm and Askren are AMAZING bets at those odds. Empty the tank on those everyone.

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J U S T B L E E D

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>Schaub takes that
Dude's so delusional he thinks he's a comedian now lol

im fucking dying

true, it is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

KINO ENTRANCE!

All bullshit aside literally none of us know. That is what makes it fun.

He is, yeah
Askren is just in this for the money.

What happened to all the /heem/ threads?

I remember you guys used to span 5 threads to the bump limit simultaneously. What went wrong?

>Schaub

Colby would beat Askren and trained Jorge TDD

>doesn't spend 5 minutes doing a walkup
based mexican

ONE FUCKING CORNERMAN

One (1) cornerman

he is old and doesn’t know how to do anything but stand and bang

he was good for his time period

Had to go and pick up a stream on my ps4 bratha. Fucking dire situation BT put us in

i could heem every single mfer in this thread

FACE THE PAIN YOU GO DITCH WITH THE SWITCH WITH MEH

FACETHEPAIN

FAYDAPAY

RIP IT YOU IN FOR ME HEY

>that first one
fucking.. yikes..

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YES HES BASED

My night is ruined

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that fucking entrance

>round one tko
?? he lasted longer against maia

>Going for askren
Got bad news user...

>holm
i wouldnt bet a dollar on her

Hope diego wins just so his ego gets boosted even further

AHAHAHAHHAHHAHA I LOVE THIS FUCKING GUY

sanchez sounds like he struggles with every single word
gaethje just sounds retarded because of his cleft lip

boomer here, song name? it's kino

>ayy talk

lmao wtf was that, a run out?

Man with CTE: "I don't have CTE"

He has only one guy in his corner

>j cole
cringe, hope he loses.

>A FANTASTIC STOPPAGE OF MICKY GALL
>STOPPAGE OF MICKY GALL
>MICKY GALL

I swear Felder does nothing but talk about how big everyone else is to make up for the fact he's a massive cutbaby.

Diego bringing the crazy eyes tonight. He's either knocking chiesa out or going to sleep. I think we're gonna have a banger on our hands here boys.

IT'S TIME

>I married a woman that wanted to change me and put me in the box
Isn't that every woman?

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Askren is going to win EFFORTLESSLY. Masvidal will not be able to do a damn thing as he doesn't have the power to put Ben away. Only a freak injury will make Ben lose this fight.

lop god I hope Mike eternally heems Diego

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FUCK

>look into it
kek felder

>look into it

BASED

thats very true

ROGAN LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF

That's all he needs

>look into it

we are liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

if all the event streams are fucked like this from now on guess I'll just not watch the sport anymore lol

Hold up mic up Diegos corner for sure

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WE ARRRRRRRRRRRRE LIVE

tats should be illegal

This feels like pro wrestling wtf

This weird spastic is going to get flushed in R1

>he's a weirdo and that sense he's AMAZING!

Chiesa ear has almost disintegrated into nothingness

UFC should be ashamed to let this CTE’d retard fight

Look at Diego's dominant stance vs chiesa's virgin stance.

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ripple.is/mma/10975-ufc-239-jones-vs-santos

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That running entrance was great, had me in stitches

diego going full autism

SWOLE STATUS ACHIEVED

ONE

CORNERMAN

TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING

Perfect

Reminder to cancel BT lads and tell them it is because of this

Did Sanchez ever say why he and his coach fell out? Or why he never replied.

CALL THE COPS

bro
link

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Look into it
unequivocally based

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Diego doesn't even know where he is

Holy fuck I'm hyped

Heem day is upon us lads

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diego is retarded

LITERALLY FOAMING AT THE MOUTH

HAHAHHHAHAHAHA

what the fuck is with diego haha

sanchez is 100% coked out of his mind

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>screaming at buffer as he introduces you
cringe

>that wish kid for .5 seconds
KEK

I have no faith in Asskrens ability to win
He will lose, and it will be funny to watch

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Diego looks chocolate wasted

LOOK AT DIEGO HOLY FUCK I AM DYING

IF HE LOSES THIS IT WILL BE OH NONONONONONO TIER

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I fucking hate chiseas tattoos. Fucking faggot.

DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY FUCKING MOM

CHIESA
ROCKHOLD
MASVIDAL
NUNES
JONES

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HYPE

Why the fk did they make that kid hold that sign...

Diego is cringy af

this guy fucks

Missed it. What happened?

>BOB LAZAR
>ELEMENT 115

DUDE BOOOOOM LMAO

I like both these guys.

diego sancez has CTE doesnt he?

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never laughed so hard during a fight

make a new one faggot

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So am I to try and stay up for this thing.

Why does the UFC always focus on the autistic children in the crowd, and why are they letting two fight in the ring right now?

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OH NO NO NO NO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGA

>foaming at the mouth
>into a takedown
hyped ruined

>going to the ground against chiesa at the very beginning of the fight
Is sanchez retarded? I know he has CTE but fuck

CTE decision-making...

cheisa is cringe

>He is so big for 170
I just don't see it, he doesn't even have any muscle

Based

>illegal streams already ahead of my ufc.tv sub

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so fucking gay

Chiesa is huge for this class.

Most flaccid takedown I've ever seen, and against a guy who is a far better grappler than diego himself. Diego got his last two wins grinding out bums and now he thinks he can do that against everybody.

he does not have CTE. he does not have brain TRAUma

Literally why is this a fight

Chiesa should handle him

he's 6'1
thats what they are talking about

Wrestling is fun to do but shit to watch

DIEGO, MOVE!!!

10/10 advice

>her

>lean corner

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHA

anyone over 5'3 seems big for a midget like rogan

>Sanchez getting literally no coaching from this hippie fucker
>move Diego move

What a joke

Can't believe Chiesa got subbed by Kevin Lee, Masvidal and Pettis.

Holy shit this is sooooooooooo GAY

Height wise. If a guy is 5-6 inches taller they're usually in different classes.

top corner advice for diego

i want to see diego lose just for that autistic entrance

Chiesa can make anyone look good

his chin is dust.

THOSE BOWS

i shouldnt have picked diego
what was i thinking lol

Wait, Sanchez was looking really scary and giving out evil eyes before this fight... why is he getting beat here?

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK OH NO NO NO NO AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>it begs the question, how good is mickey galle really?

CRACK THE COCONUT DIEGO

Get out of the box Diego!

people who whine about grappling: fuck off, watch kickboxing or muay thai

what did he mean by that?

my pics are good so far. half of heem deleted already

pls i want to hear cte corner advice

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CRACK THE COCONUT

Diego looks terrible

Sanchez finna cost me my cheeky tenner

>Diegos coach just cracked a coconut

This

"Crack the coconut."

Chiesa has some slick grappling I'll tell ya hwat

cum in the coconut!

>frothing at the mouth
>try a single and get shit on for a round
J U S T

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crack the coco

Nightmarebros...

ground fights looks like gay sex