Who's the biggest rival of these national teams?

I thought France - Italy was a derby

based schlampe laufer

england and Yea Forums

WTF? We do have a rivalry against Italy indeed?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazil–Italy_football_rivalry

It's because of the 74 WC or it's because there's a rivalry culture beetwen Dutch and Germans?

I forgot France vs Italy, I think it's a bigger rivalry nowadays. 2000 Euro final (France won) and 2006 WC final (Italy won)

our big brother nation, 74 only added fuel to the fire
but we generally lose, they have 4 times our pop

England and Australia

nobody cares about cr*cket

Alri wog

It has over a billion fans

if anyone other than emaciated subcontinentals and pale sickly anglos cared, maybe it would be an actual sport

Ah yes, if only the Dutch liked Cricket, it could be almost as enjoyable as handball.

what are you seething about? not like england is any good at cricket

Germany is not France, it is Italy indeed. Colombia has no rivals the closest thing would be Venezuela but they are not good at soccer.

Literally on course to win the World Cup, la.

Colombia Rivalry is Venezuela, problem is Venezuela never cared about soccer, it is pretty much like the Rivalry between Chile and Peru, when both sucked nobody cared, now Venezuela has a golden generation of u20 that got second place in the world cup and the games are going to have more salt than ever.

I still have flashbacks of the dirty play you gooks had to do to beat the Euro teams

youtube.com/watch?v=70YBjA0bLFM

cope, not in a gorillian years

>England
Germany
>France
Germany
>Italy
Germany
>France
Germany
>Netherlands
Germany
>Colombia
Germany
>Germany
Immigrants

English in USA here. Let me answer:

>Scotland
First football game ever was between England and Scotland. Though England has mostly outpaced Scotland as time went on.
>Wales & Northern Ireland
Part of the British tournaments but that has been retired.
>Germany
Starts with 2 World Wars 1 World Cup meme at the 1966 World Cup. Pretty one sided since then as they've outpaced us besides the 2000 Euros.
>Argentina
Mainly due to Falkland Wars and Hand of God. We've actually done pretty well against them overall.

>England
Scotland
>Germany
Northern Ireland
>Italy
Greece
>France
Belgium
>Netherlands
Northern Ireland
>Colombia
Their fans

It's a one sided rivalry. Northern Ireland will beat Germany and Netherlands in a 11-22 handicap match

God bless their poor hearts

Brits to win the Champions League recently:

-Jordan Henderson (England)
-James Milner (England)
-Joe Gomez (England)
-Andrew Robertson (Scotland)
-Gareth Bale (Wales)

Hmm, wonder what UK region is missing...

>England
Argentina
>Germany
Argentina
>Italy
Argentina
>France
Argentina
>Netherlands
Argentina
>Colombia
What is Colombia?
>Brazil
Apes

>England
Muslims, niggers
>Germany
Muslims, sexual depredators
>Italy
Africa
>France
White People
>Netherlands
Nobody, their so loosers
>Colombia
?

Cringe post

>Countries who haven't won the British home championship in the last 35 years
Hmmm wonder who's missing

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Most popular show in USA:
-Game of Thrones (funded by Northern Ireland)

Hmm wonder which UK regions are missing...

>tfw in 30 years my country will be a game of thrones theme park

Isn't there a plan for London to get a pop culture theme park soon?

weak bait hermano, but I still love you

Nah it'll be a Derry Girls theme park

rent free

Is that shit popular in America

is that show actually good? I’ve heard of it before but I’ve never seen it

>England
Scotland
>Germany
Austria
>Italy
Germany
>France
England
>Netherlands
Germany
>Colombia
Mexico

Nah but I really like British comedy and watched it on Netflix. Although I guess it might not count as British?
I like it. Kind of like a girl version of Inbetweeners. Actually if you haven't seen Inbetweeners first I recommend that first.

Based QI audience

>england
semifinals
>germany
itay
>france
french people
>italy
worst korea
>netherlands
major tournaments
>colombia
cartels

>Who's the biggest rival

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