UFC 239 GAMETHREAD #3

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RATE THAT FIGHT OUT OF 10

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I would gouge my own eyes out if it could save you boys from this wmma bullshit

ASSSKREN THE BUM

BUT WHERE IS TWITCHY?

not normally one to do this but

>wmma

No contest

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who won and more importantly did clawja show off her bundas much?

Fight was pretty boring desu
Stopped watching and jacked off to pictures of Claudia desu

In Many Ways.... out of 10

the real mvp

I invented PEEago SantPOOs

Asking again: top 5 bath bombs from Lush?

mikealisha
Omg! I tower over him!! @joejitsu
instagram.com/p/Bzl_fYXpxQd/

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Imagine landing 3 strikes per minute and still winning in men's mma lmao

>significant

that was a sparring match the fuck?

Join us watching "THE FIGHT (TM)" on BASED STREAM dotcom

it is

SUPERNICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I made one pick only, Santos to take a one sided decision.

Ya'll order your PPV yet?

Why yes I do only make one set of picks per fight card, how could you tell?

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too long

>Jones will learn that everybody loses someday

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wtf is a bath bomb ?

Santos is the same guy as Smith with a little more power. Imagine thinking Santos has a chance.

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Can you please de-invent it? Thanks.

-11/10

I've had doctors appointments more exciting than that fighting

>no connor mcgregor

lol why are u idiots even watching this shit sport?

Why would it take a year to swallow cum?

OH NOOOOO IMAGINE BEING 5'4 HAHAHA
Me as a 5'7 chad laughs at this freak

All these fucked up dumb ads
Death to America

8/10, it gave me time to really enjoy this chocolate bar I bought.

Post ace dudes.

10kg's of ANFO in a bath obviously

I made one pick in the last thread and I'm pretty sure it'll get heemed in the first match. Oh well

99 percent of wmma was a mistake

Based Joey upgraded from olivi.

The one that puts rose pedals in the tub is obv 1

is claudia hot or not?

based

come to basedstream dot com to watch the fights with some other faggots, no newfags allowed if you can't figure out how to get there then you are a newfag

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very rude

jones
nunes
asskren
jan
chiesa

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1/10
how can you have a wmma match without wrestlefucking?

>

oh fuck shes heartless

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How do you even find these profiles?

like a ball of bath salts (the ones you actually use for a bath, not the drug)

Get outta here narc

would you fugg cynthia?

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Daily loads

heavyweight champ is 5'9.
manlets too strong

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>The 1% got pregnant

It’s a thing you drop into your bath and it starts fizzing up, turns the water funky colors, smells nice, makes your skin feel nice and soft. Good shit.

people make more than one pick? that just ruins the fun to be honest

kek

Why do women wear this see through shit? She's quite old as well, screams desperation

Bless you /heem/

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was bispings daughter on the hall of fame show?

That really took the wind outta my sails

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What is the actual best fight of all time?

BASED DIEGO

NIGHTMARE

SANCHEZ

I can imagine

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They’re a bitch to clean up, though.

Oh you!

That is just your anti-women bias showing.

god damn shes shitting on that manlet in the comments

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she literally is an insane cunt

Based

Look at the sheer amount of picks buddy, it's gooby tier amount

BASED RASHAD

SUGA

EVANS

The instagram location for the arena
instagram.com/explore/locations/1028450073/t-mobile-arena/?hl=en

I honestly want to kill every single manlet on the planet. how the fuck can any human being live with themselves being under 6'0"? drink some fucking milk you pathetic subhuman midget.

Joe Moreira vs Yuri Vaulin at UFC 14

Vera 1st round ko. Hernandez leaves his chin up on jabs.

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I'M A REAL FIGHT FAN AND YOU WILL NEVER EVER CATCH ME TAKING A BATH WITH A "BATH BOMB". COLD SHOWERS FOR ME ONLY. SUB TO ESPN+

my GPU just fried during the stream. fuck my life.

I liked Hendricks vs Lawler

lawler/condit

i've already fugged pretty similar looking but less talented females so sure

need a link help a brotha out

wheres the google doc for the stream links? basedstream fucking sucks

Jesus that commercial

Yeah, that one is legit the worse one to clean up. You should get melts if you want to clean up

missing out honestly

I have a 6-foot jacuzzi tub, might as well put it to use. Sorry you’re poor.

how can you live being over 6'0? You literally can not fight without steroids. Imagine the fear you must be living in 24/7 knowing that you have zero punch resistance unless you're on an IBFF tier cycle.

SHIT ON MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW

I will never buy cricket wireless just because their commercials are the worst fucking cancer on tv

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Who the fuck is this contemptible whore?

Big fan of Chito Vera

based greek god

ufc.tv goofs

JONES
NUNES
MASVIDAL
BLACHOWICZ
SANCHEZ

MY LINK WALLET
0x757a9eE649CCa3e6e0DC24F82Fbd71DA18c47F3e

FEEL FREE TO TIP ME IF YOU MAKE SOME STACKS OFF THE PARLAY IVE SUGGESTED, I GOT YOU HOMIES

Unironically gooby/nate deux
Hypest fight of all time and it delivered

The kind of person that likes UFC is the lonely outsider in the classroom that hates field sports because he can't stand the idea cohercing with Chad s on the same team; or the fat kid that loses weight when he gets to college but hasn't acquired any skills to play other sports but can lift his leg and arm. It's also for people with issues and a lot of anger.

crackstreams(dot)com

rashad vs rampage

Only thing I’m worried about is some of the more colorful ones staining my tub. Just moved a month ago, got a giant jacuzzi tub with chromatherapy and all kinds of cool features, don’t want to fuck it up.

what's wrong with anger?

Upset coming, this kid is a beast.

zzzzz cringe have sex

This but unironically

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Holy shit how many commercials do you need?
Why bother running ads for the event I'm FUCKING WATCHING?

How are you all getting ready for heem day? We are really close to the spiciest card of the year.

ALRIGHT BOYS HEEM DAY IS NOW RESUMING

PROCEED TO YOUR TVS

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Fuck chester cheeto vera

>betting against Askren

its like you want to sabatoge us

WHERE'S O'MALLEY?!?!?!

>heems you
nothing personal lad

>UFC Hall of Fame speeches

Who's bright idea was this? You're going to have fighters showcase their CTE.

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When do the real fights start?

i use them in baths so not sure

>the fat kid that loses weight when he gets to college but hasn't acquired any skills to play other sports but can lift his leg and arm.
This cuts me deeply

Reminder that Bruce Buffer gets paid $600k per UFC event and Joe Rogan gets $750k per UFC event. They are making more tonight than everyone combined excepting Jon Jones.

Pedro saur vs mr utah

he was framed and has been banned for life

masvigoat will out grapple asscan

thank fuck he's gone

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also people that wrestled in high school, easily the best scholastic competition available

but you didn’t think of that because you’re just projecting

Ya'll order your PPV yet?

R A R E
A
R
E

F L A G
L
A
G

Pulsing ostarine

LETS GOO CHEETO

are you stuck in the early 2000's?

Pulled due to pictograms.

>wmma striking vs masvidal

ordering sushi from here lads. what should I get

sangosushilagunaniguel.com/home.html

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probably a hot girl’s bedroom

My HEADPHONE WAIFU

Fighting is our dna
yeah nah considering how bad our bones break it isn't

Would anyone honestly miss Bruce Buffer if he was gone? He's never been as good as his brother.

I can just tell by looking at both of their bodies that theyll never be serious title contenders. They look frail

The absolute state of Ecuadorian BJJ. Embarrassing.

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Saw her too what a qt

5/6th a bong

>Corndog with fries

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>this is a big dick moment for vera
What did Joe mean by this?

I would. He sets the stage so well.
Based Buffer is a boss.

Say that to my face and see what happens

What? Michael Buffer is awful and Bruce is based.
I didn't know taste this bad was possible

are you KIDDING me? He's the best announcer

> babo: jacked naturally
> zyzz: had to roid so hard he died
lanklets

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wtf he is better than his brother, Buffer is the soul

No he's a douche

it's primitive to get angry so easily and is usually due to underlining issues, like being fat, unable to cooperate with a social hierarchy in classroom, workplace etc

I emailed the manufacturer, they said it’s fine to use that stuff because the jets in my tub are air only, they don’t recirculate and they go through an auto-cleaning cycle after you use them, so it won’t fuck up the jets. Just don’t want to have to reglaze the damn thing.

Masvidal is a gatekeeper
He's already peaked

robbie lawler vs rory mcdonald

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>those elbows
WEW

>babo
>natty
howling at your ""life"" manlet

the world has moved on without you.

Get out of there Cheeto!

how are those socks allowed? seems like the help grip a lot

HEEM DAY
E
E
M

D
A
Y

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me second from the right

>vera

Schaub cro cop

nah

AWFUL TAKE

NOT EVEN VIABLE AS A FRINGE CONTRARIAN OPINION

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10-9 Hernandez, he finished the round on top

shoulda been a striker

>best fight of all time
>goes to decision
lots of google using cazzies out there

Do I really have to get ESPN+ to order? I have dish and I can’t find it

>unable to cooperate with social hierarchy

What did he mean by this

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What stream has the least delay

I got a riddle for /heem/.
How do you say the Riddler in Brazilian?

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Imagine losing to some regional guy they pulled in and the last minute just cut Cheeto already

uh sweaty watch it for $0.00 on the internet

HE IS IN BIG TROUBLES. STOP THE FIGHT

UFC hasnt been on dish for months, pal.

DAMN SON WHERE'D YOU FIND THIS

>bantamweight

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he got controlled the whole round... the fuck

Fuck off Steven A

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Virus City Baby

I met Buff in Vegas once. He basically set me up with a hot milf. Unfortunately, i’m Autistic and blew it. Based AF dude, 2bh.

this one
*pisses on you instantly*

>10th planet jiu jitsu

Atta fuckin boy

correct

I was gonna see that Quentin Tarantino movie, but these ads are getting annoying

ha,get fucked vera

>Joe Rogan gets $750k per UFC event
wtf
why doesn't joe negotiate a cut so fighters can earn more
doesn't he think fighters are underpaid?

>Ireland
>Rare
Based chilean brainlet

>I don't know how to install an adblock

Messi

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seebut yes if you want to order you need +

This one.
*unzips*
*pisses in your mouth*
*heems you with an ngannou uppercut-cross hybrid*

I want to see Margot Robbie get brutally murdered while naked

Askren heems Canvidal with a head kick

They pound your anime pussy

when will she post the roast

this

he seems chill as fuck

Based

Really made you think, didn't I Marcelo.
r/whoosh

THE qt

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Source?

That's fine desu
If they pay the fighters too much than they won't have any fighters

plus.espn

Playing guard...

disgusting commie

what are you currently snacking on in the glorious heem day, for me it's popcorn and coke zero

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GET THEM UP REEE

what a can

M E M E S
E
M
E
S

Greatest fight of all time is Nogueira vs Sapp

>this was supposed to be O'Malley's easy W

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No, not tonight.

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Joe is HYPED tonight

when is /rizin/?

That's twice now Chito has won as soon as he turned up the aggression.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM TAPPY

HEEEEM DAY

TAPPY

oof

It’s the thinking mans sport actually. Enjoyed by fear minds like Brendan Schaub, robin black, and Steven segal.

man, not on heem day

Just because UFC is an organisation that was set up recently to arrange fights doesn't mean what I have said isn't true. The world is moving on while you watch social rejects fight in these minority obsessed events

we need to just fast forward to the main card

MY NIGGA CHEETO FUCK THE HATERSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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The main card should be fucking awesome.

Cheezits

NOOOOOOOO BROS hernandez was doing so well :(

Based and anti-Schaub pilled.

Poor little young guy couldn't keep the pressure the whole fight and got raped in the end. He still has room to grow.

buffalo Caribbean chicken tendies and ice cream sandwiches later

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CHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

that was a fun turn of events

Vegan beef bulgogi with onions and peppers over rice, marinated spicy tofu, sesame spinach

>both brothers get btfo
yikes

based spic

tostitos w nacho cheese

water and some tortillas i got from the taco shop down the street

HEEEEEEEM TAPPPAAAAAAAYYYYYY

I thought I was going to win money then.

End of this month

what's your problem. you don't have to watch. does it bother you people enjoy things you don't like?

hernandez,you fucking goof

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gf's breast milk for dem nutrients

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kino finish

>taking down a better grappler

CHEETO'D

Hernandez won the story of that fight, Vera was shook.

your gonna miss Melendez heeming Allen

I wish all the jabronis would just round 1 ko each other so we can get to the actual fights desu

that was a good fight
even though he lost, the younger guy showed his skills off well

>the official prepay card of mlb
lmao holy shit

>vegan beef

For me, it is Jameson (fuck Proper Lelve), cool original doritos and scampi fries.

Based Gilbert coming up next

Good job Cheetos

dumb fucking wop

Nacho cheese Doritos and a bag of skittles.

for me, it's Chicken in a Biskit

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What I was thinking too

No, but it bothers you what I have said is true

Jon Jones is ______

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They told cheeto he was getting deported if he lost

you ever just sprint into a fucking knee senpai

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Me on the right

how much do dorita cost in leaf country

Stout beer and homemade BHO.

three piece and a soda

based falcon knee

unbelievably patrician

these are so good are they just covered in MSG or what?

jiu jitsu is unstoppable

Busta

>vegan

Leave this place and never come back.

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Which one has the least lag?

SHOOK

ALL DAY

sounds good

Guys my oven isn’t working for some reason and my pizza is just sitting in there getting barely warm. Wat do

man im gunna be so rich after jan and holly win

Joe rockin the Panerai submersible

just finished brekky mate, bacon and scrambos with toast and coffee

shan't be snacking

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A NIGGER

fuck you cheeto don't tell me what to do

I don't think a commercial has ever made me buy what is being promoted. I would've bought the thing regardless of the commercial if I bought something being promoted.
But it literally makes programming available

cheese and italian deli meats

Which what? *unzips in anticipation*

runnn

>THE DIAZ QUOTE
MY SIDES

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2 pounds of Wing yaDings

chuck it in the microwave yolo

I was raised vegan and it completely fucked me up, get out while you still can.

rice, bbq shredded pork, and broccoli

/heem/ is officially a vegan board, you dumb fucks, that Australian guy who ate bananas declared it so

If they don't win I'll swallow every load for a year

Ten years ago Brian Ortega was given a choice

>i bought something I saw on a commercial but it wasnt cause I saw the commercial
ok pal

kek

es berry good

Based Chito

Btw i was proven right yet again. Dern would clearly flush gadelha. Nobody can deny that anymore.
>cope

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Dunno. I’m rich, so I don’t really pay attention to what shit costs. I think like 2.00 maybe? It’s one of the big bags.

I'll win with the power of anime, just to piss off that one guy.

go ask your neighbor to let you use their oven dumbass...wypipo are so useless

>tfw muslim heems my picks

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>people call Gregor Gillespie the most boring fighter in the UFC
>he's literally the UFC leader in consecutive finishes
?

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>I don't think
yeah we know

>fighter delivers his cool exit quote
>Joe ropes him back in for more questions
Fuck off

I just ate wings and feel uncomfortable

who /grinding/ here?

>Chael and Bispee
Holy freaking kino

vixenlips_vangie
Fight time!! Let's do this.
#hollysholmies #teamholm #shocktheworld
instagram.com/p/BzmL6NWFIAH/

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dominos dot com

Chael flirting with megan olivi

Anyone got a livestream which supports chromecast?

Ten years ago Brian Ortega was given a choice

damn rashad got those mma thots lined up

Based. Us vegans are the most powerful race on the planet.

Order a pizza

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Got pretty lucky that Hernandez was going for that takedown at the same time.

BASED

Anik is the worst for this

If Olivi was an escort how much would you guys pay for two hours?

horshemeat

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Heat it in a large frying pan with a spoonful of water so you get some steam, with a lid covering it if you have it.

Nigga you are like 2 minutes behind.

isabellaadkins
#ufc239 #tmobilearena #lasvegasufc #lasvegasentertainment #livinginlasvegas #lifeinlasvegas #lasvegasliving
instagram.com/p/BzmLNCrnrun/

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back to /r/mma

>people call Gregor Gillespie the most boring fighter in the UFC
who does this? they'd have to be retarded

>vegan
good goy

Based and redpilled

Feed or seed

she smells

Urggh, her eyes are too small and close together. Megan is disgusting.

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How is Chael not THE ufc commentator it makes no sense, also he has to be being groomed to take over Dana Whites job surely?

Careful not to get too angry. You might pass out due to being malnourished and dangerously anemic.

It's fucking stupid. If he wasn't megadosing roids his entire career he would be fucking shit, but now he's a "hero" to spics somehow because he almost won a title.

they wont show yadongs follow up shot.

$500

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>ywn be on a boat in ice blue water with a qt Dern
life is pain

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i don't know and i don't care

SOMEONE IS NOT EATING ANIMALS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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user I WANT TO HELP YOU BECAUSE I WAS IN THIS EXACT POSITION

TURN ON ALL YOUR STOVE'S BURNERS ON MEDIUM. MAKE A ALUMINUM FOIL WRAP AROUND YOUR ENTIRE STOVE. LEAVE IT OPEN ON THE FRONT AND BOTTOM. INSERT PIZZA ON AN OVEN RACK OR COOKIE SHEET(OVEN RACK IS BETTER). TRY TO CLOSE FRONT AS BEST YOU CAN.

IT WORKS user, IT WORKS JUST FINE. GODSPEED

Call the fire department

>heem day
>1 heem

$2000

A decade ago, UFC fighter Brian Ortega was given a choice by his coach, James Luhrsen, to keep fighting on the streets of LA or fight for gold and his community. Now, Brian has been using the fighting spirit instilled in him by his coach to become a top-ranked, feather-weight fighter and inspire others like him.

apple

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He can't be the main UFC guy when he works for Lellator as well. If he quit then he would undoubtedly be given whatever role he wanted at the UFC

man shut da fuk up bitch azz krakkka

Kek

Lol they sound gay sorry to hear this friend

what if I last 5 mins

subs are still heems ya simp

then

>nunes going gigganigga on ronda
I laugh every time

Based

LINK

shitlims don’t count buddeh

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L.A QUAKE AGAIN

youtube.com/watch?v=Lo0ELoepTCM

t. leaf

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/pol/ checking in

Canada checking in

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I made home made chicken strips slowly snacking on them then when main card starts i got a little pasta and bread to go with it.

10 years ago was the greatest ufc event of all time

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sit on it

>let's promote a convicted tax fraud and embezzler with CTE to lead a several billion dollar company

Sounds about right. I’ve seen women in her league or better for 200-300.00/hr.

champ shit only of course

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for gold *inside the octagon. Apparently he went straight from the mean streets of LA to fighting in the UFC.

its just banter, throw some grass on the barby and chill brah

heh

>when someone assumes GSPee is natty

how?

Holms by ISH'ing

don't (You) me

She put up a video from that vacation were she's dancing and shaking her ass in the water. I was to brainlet to make a webm of it but its still up.

giblert is absolutely flushed

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Why would you pay? She's an escort, just overpower her and take as long as you like until you've to dispose of the remains.

Chael is CTE free. GOAT brain.

he said that his wrestling coach was shouting from the side that the dude was angling for a takedown
he didn't predict it, but his coach did

this sounds like too much work my man

user, update us. What did you do??

That's not UFC 189

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GIVE ME A MEGAN OLIVI GF RIGHT FUCKING NOW

I lol'd

Report the guy shilling the "stream" it's an IP farmer spreading malware.

I thought Giblert retired strange to see him back.

Why the fuck won't he leave lellator then

I want Amanda Nunes to beat me up while Nina watches and reacts shyly in the corner.

(You)

inb4 giblert gets heemed and it discourages the diaz bros from coming back

Bix nood

ur not allowed to say barby ok???? maybe say grill instead you know like a burger grill at a mcdonalds u fat bastid

this is the card that unironically got me into mma

I got Askren over Masvidal.

you only have one in the tank or what?

Chael cant help himself

first one I saw was 229 and it was pretty good

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Arnold "Incel" Allen finna boutta this niggas

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I love Chael but if you watch his videos, you'd know the signs are there.

Imagine the smell of joe's cock right now

Little ceasers dog Its ok and it's cheap

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she would literally use what Joe Benavidez taught her during foreplay and choke you unconscious

Olivi is tough! TOUGH!

>george

i disagree

>GEORGE

>tfw you realize giblert is 1 - 7 in the ufc

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so put the house on her in the next fight is what youre saying

Hapas are god-tier

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>Kianzad
>Markos
>Chiesa
>Askren

looks like ben drew the losers dressing room

hmmm I’m thinking based 229er

>undefeated in the streets

fukk yeah

literally me

Geez Ken Shamrock isn't looking too good these days...

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thats not 199

>undefeated in the streets

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randa's fights suck but her record is lit up like a christmas tree

Love hearing about training sessions

The streak continues

elk, eggs, pickled jalapeños

sad!

Lads I am visiting America soon and plan on just heeming random Americans

I plan on just running up and hitting randoms full force when there is no Cameras. Can't wait kek

Jesus. People still buy Panerai these days?

Holy shit. This is Alex Morgan? What the hell? Why do I only see that one pink haired uggo whenever the women's wc mentioned? She should be the one being promoted.

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>george

Goddamn he's a giant towering over that manlet

Askren shook pulled out of the fights

Any spicy heems yet

Will Ben get suplexed tonight? Asking for a friend.

>askren is the only one who wrestles

OHNO

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I haven’t done anything yet I can’t decide

hobbit

WHEN IS COLBY FIGHTING?

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Thoughts? An understandable series of setbacks considering the opponents, or a sign of a FLUSHED fighter?

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So are we really supposed to pretend that Masvidal isn't going to get taken down instantly and blanketed for 15 minutes? The only question is whether Ben wins easily by GnP or by decision....

only a nice rear naked choke

Based

Kek

kegels and hgh bruh

Oven bro, give us an update. Are you ok? How is the oven??

tenner on allen by sub x10

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Cameras on every corner in the US m9

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Got you finnbro

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Looks like one more run at the strap to me.

Especially that model lol. Joe mentioned he only gets watches as gifts

For sure Diego is a beast

For me? It's Boston "boom boom" Salmon

Giblert getting heemed in the 2nd

>Jorge slams Ben just like Robbie did
>Gets the finish in 30 seconds

i am also undefeated in the streets

my nuts are meaty & cheezy

just like cowboy's

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finna get shot fur shure b, 110%

Dude I haven’t made any rash decisions yet the pizza is still in there. I’m treating it like a slow cooker, it will probably be ready by heem day.

Masvidal trains with yoel and colin + maia said that masvidal was the best grappler he has ever faced. Askern will get starched.

askren is gonna heem masvidal, if lawler couldn't put him away, pillow fists jorge won't

Those fights are what flushed him

tough not good

BRUH DO YOU EVEN P3?

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Cowboy sucks

You think one punch from a pussy ass brit is going to knock us out before we pull out the piece and ice you there on the street?

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Nice

F L U S H E D L E N D E Z

>finnbro
Don't. It's the spammer.

Flushed 6 years ago. As soon as they took away his drug stack of choice he became worthless just like Jake Shields.

Fug no porn pls I'm on nofap

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I can see the headline
>England man found shot and officially a Floridian

Stipe is more of a P3 or Toyo guy

also failed for roids in this time and is fighting at 145 now

he's full on justed BJ Penn territory

One more run at the strap

>slow cook
>a pizza
user i...

>to whatever he's doing here

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He looks nervous
I would be too if I was walking to my execution

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one thing to worry about though, is that this place isn't like the uk, you will get your ass beat if you even think about trying this shit, or worse shot the fuck up

WTF BROS reddit.com/r/mmastreams is LE BANNED

help a 4channarian out@

Don't forget to push them down stairwells too. The fatter the better.

Giblert was never good.

>the fat kid that loses weight when he gets to college but hasn't acquired any skills to play other sports but can lift his leg and arm
h-haha

does george have a chance against based greek god askren?

and another one writes him off...

Ok I will check in next thread

I mean stream to this shit

You are too casual for help

Fuck off Schaub

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ufc.com

Knocked out atleast 3 yank tourists in the UK this year already you are all fags desu, one punch from me is an instant KO

>ben 'i just woke up' askren

buffstreamz dot com

Google buffstreamz

"official tire of the UFC" Wtf does UFC do with tires?

Taking a big Schaub before the main card starts

.500 is a great batting record

Masvidal is either getting blanketed or finished by GnP. I will literally stick a Butterfinger up my ass on camera if this doesn't happen.

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BASED LEAF

who else think Adesanya gay?

get on the dicksword

The new toasty ones are the shiznit

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For (you) i will not post anymore. But you gotta grow tougher.

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>Leg checked
>instantly close gap + go for overhand right

Asians 200IQ

Screen cap this you virgins so that you can bring this up after masvidal starches Benjamin asscream.

allen heems melendez

he also trains with robbie

JBJ used them for his hit and run.

Make a new thread please

Why is Giblert fighting Danny D’s 14 year old son?

watchkobestreams.info/mma.php if you have a slow connection. All I could find was HD 60 fps and my shitty wifi 100 feet away can't handle that.

how long til askren lads

neither of these guys look like natural featherweights

>car slipping all over the place
>commercial promoting some tires

Those tires don't seem good at all.

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Awe shucks

Just buy some tires, GOY

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He did say he was gonna light up jon jones' ass

get millions for plugging a stupid tire brand

people who make posts like this are always gay

>fighter is almost 45
>nickname is el nino

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Is it legal for Yea Forums to have list of working UFC 239 Acestreams? ? ?

ENGLAND VS THE USA the way it should always be. But our July 4th energy is gone now. :(

Seriously underdeveloped. Look like my mum smoked 2 packs a day while pregnant

1080p/4k stream @ https.fbi.gov/civilian-confession-form-1090/f87f8rf90-monitored

Holly a cute

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bro..

Bout to order something. What should I get lads? whats the best food for heeems?

I believe in Ben

Great idea kek, i am going to go one of those crowded train station stairs and just shoulder barge and trip Americans, even the small chance I am identified I cant be charged

>urrjah watches the scene unfold from the confines of his mobility scooter

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1.5bongs

Wtf these are 145ers?

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looks like shes pushing 70

CORN NUTZ

>Allen is a local lad
>southpaw as well

Nice, I'm living vicariously through this guy.

skin cancer isnt cute

you live in Australia you should get one of those halal snack packs, i'm jealous we don't have that shit over here

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ASKREN VS MASVIDAL IS GOING TO BE SPICY AS FUCK

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she used to be super cute before she started training and hopped on the sauce

Friendly reminder to not post streams if only so we don't attract all the fucking cazzies now that mmastreams good banned

l2google faggots

new thread

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's 'til death do us part, not 'til Darnell does us part.

Do we support boomers or zoomers?

These boys are banging, there will be a heem

Gilbert clearly should retire

>not heeming a flushed can
this kid is dogshit

Silent Era > Gen X > Millennials > Zoomers > Boomers

when i saw her hands on embedded i was convinced she was sharing pico needles with Jones

How don't you have those in America? You have Kebab shops dont you? I thought you were the land of the free? Good option tho.

This, but unironically.

Gilbert is way too sluggish

>imagine the smell

come on man

>Modelo ... it doesn't matter where you come from, only what you're made of.
So why do they promote their product as a "MEXICAN beer!"?

This but ironically

Because Mexicans never stay where they are

BASED STREAM dotcom

be sure to ask sherk for a Script to Hob's Movie Showzen.

jon jones can only lose at heavyweight

lmao dis nigga be a plant o som shee like dat :tearlaughinemoji:

>halal snack packs
>halal

please

Just cause you masturbate with your left hand doesn't make you a "southpaw", Nigel.

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Ty my elder

what did gen x accomplish
they're boomer-lites

Based Arnold wanted the heem

REMINDER: This is the best time to masturbate. I have studied this. I have missed championship fights due to masturbation. Prelim to PPV break is the BEST time. See you in 15 boys.

>t. millennial

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Attacking Americans won't keep your kids from getting gang raped by Pakis, Nigel.

I will have a The McChicken®, please.

whys this shit so fucking laggy? WHY ISNT MY FREE ENTERTAINMENT LAG FREE?