/heem/ 360 edition

Hopefully Gilbert gets heemed

bruh look at his punches

*ends the WMMA meme*

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Yadong would heem Mianus

Are the Diaz brothers there to support Gilbert?

Makes sense. Those watches cost like nothing to make.

Gilbum is flushed to big brown town. Many such cases, sad!

Game thread is up

Anyone got the acestream hook up?

kind of annoying dana keeps pushing this can. I want Lewis or someone to just fuck'em up.
And Chiesa is a fucking monster.

holy shit Chiesa sucks..

banish chiesa to the box

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what if The Nightmare is still in the box ??

what is the voodoo man saying

*elbows you in the knee*

lmaoo
Punk tier

chiesa might as well be beating up a random hobo

What's the link

Wtf happened, we need to be on thd bsll more with threads lads

chiesa fucking sucks

she's so pretty, /bros/.
Her and Joanna

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he said "I WANT TYSON"

Someone spoonfeed this once?
checked usual places.

just how good is mickey gall?

Chiesa STINKS

this fight isnt even fair why would you put this on a main card

Diego has already won the story

when you want to dominate and not gain a single fan in the process

talk to chiesa

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Current game thread

Chiesa is so fucking boring and he sucks dude. Who would pay to watch this guy fight? I guarantee he makes no more than 30k to show and win.

why don't you fags watch boxing then if you just want to see homos trade blows to the head?

don't know what this "boxing" is but I am a huge BKFC fan

this is the thread

have they ever had to delay a walkout? when I used to run track I would invariably have to piss a minute before the race

Does this mean Jan gets the shot at Jones?

luke is done
his career is over

he's only gotten worse since moving to hooft
he has zero defence
he looks fucking awful

henri hooft is a fraud

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>ben

savage

wow

>WRESTLING

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Holy fuck asscream got murked

Legitimately I have never been this fucking shocked from an mma fight, this is completely fucking insane

Bruh that knee was brutal.

he was lucky as fuck
hope its not permanent damage

Brooo wtf happened my boi rocked funky

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true, ben was about to recover and controversially bulldog choke him

i dont think so ben got sparked in the lawler fight too, but lawler couldn't finish it

holly is too scared to engage lmao

Heem day is real

Put all the money on santos while you can boys

What will Askren do next unironically?

Jones better not spoil heem day.

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When Amanda beats Cyborg can they please close 145? She doesn’t even like making that weight

Lel

did someone die tonight?

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Relearn how to walk

either retire, run it back with Lawlor, or maybe Toilet Till

Retire to his wrestling gyms

Retire for sure

three dead
one exposed for his autism

even though it won't happen, jones getting raped would seal this as a perfect night.

We need an edit with the all the maincard finishes and in the end saying heem day

Buy a nice comfy wheelchair.

Robert Whittaker seems based, can't wait till he ends the Adesilva meme

>Askren vs Till for the toilet bowl
>Redditors drool over it because of le based banter
kek’d

Was this a harbinger of things to come?

twitter.com/UFCEurope/status/1147345253042552832/video/1

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It wasn't 5 seconds tho, it was 3 at most

You're an imbecile if you think she doesn't die in every single one of those fights

Is this the thread now?

Holly losing has summoned Punished Jon. He now has a lust for Brazilian blood.
You have all been warned.

What does a knock out feel like bros? More specifically the concussion symptoms days and weeks after? I have not been knocked out, but concussed from a headbutt. I felt symptoms for weeks after.

So the real question is, just how bad is Askrens life now?

his left leg was actually stuck
fuuuuuuuuuuuugggg
i wonder what happens in the brain that it makes your leg just freeze like that
it was still stuck in that position as he was being turned over

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After Santos ends the Jones meme we all know who the GOAT is, correct?

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What the FUCK is happening
I genuinely expected 3 hours of wrestlefucking tonight and we are exclusively getting spicy heems
If Jones manages to sleep the hue too, this would easily be the best UFC in a year and a half

>abu dhabi card is in durka time
Well shit

unironically, i think its really happening this time

Askren will die in hospital and his kids will commit suicide out of shame. Masvidal has ended his line.

getting knocked out is no joke

oftentimes it's intense headaches for at least 1-2 weeks after, temporary loss of or at least diminished motor skills

Fuckin Dan Bilzerian man

What do we have to sacrifice to seem jones get knocked out and get raped tonight?

Everyone give up your most prized possession.

Askren bends the knee for nobody. He won the war

can we get a rolling sticky?

this shit is so annoying realizing im posting a 700 post thread

That fucking KO by Masvidal made me sick, fucking horror

>barely got by Lawler, and could easily have been stopped right after the slam and punches
>immediate loss that will be replayed for 10 years
The Lawler slam was early in the fight too

WATCH THIS ASKREN HEEM BEFORE GOOGLE TAKES IT DOWN

youtube.com/watch?v=TEUPt3JIe-k

Mighty Mouse?

>If Jones manages to sleep the hue too
You mean the other way round, right?

Holly, battered from a quick KO from Nunes gets a knock at her hotel door. It's Jon. She figured he'd be celebrating at an after party considering he dismantled Santos inside 5 minutes. She quickly wipes her face, embarrassed at the bruises and possible tears. He grabs her hand and leads her to the bed...

"Greg asked me to talk to you. It's time for you to move on. We can't have you representing our gym anymore." Holly is speechless. "We'll give you the next 6 months to make it look good publicly. Holly...I'm sorry". Jon leaves. Holly collapses on the bed. The Preacher's Daughter is now thinking about the Preacher's Shotgun.

just sacrificed a bean burrito to my gullet

It's not even a numbered Fast and Furious? Did Paul Walker mean nothing to you!!!

thanks

>all first round ko's tonight Dana, I want to give you time to get out of Nevada before the earthquake

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kek

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I'm sorry lads but Jones isn't getting KOd tonight

That's literally impossible

yeah Masvidal heemed Askren into living death, but could he beat legendary fighter "Ray" in a rematch of their sweaty Miami backyard classic?

lol nice

Not gonna lie, I'm a little bit nervous now.

t. Jonesfag

Only reply to this if your picks are still going

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He can't even beat askren in a real fight. That was a completely lucky knee

muscles always have signal "go"
brain sends inhibitory signal to "not go"
brain off means contract muscles and don't stop

Scary to think about. My motor skills were foggy for a few weeks after getting rocked by a headbutt.

>t. Jonesfag

Wtf why?

How does Askren even move on from this? He's 3 wins away from a title shot now and I don't think he'll have the killer instinct anymore. Like all flushed wrestlers he's going to turn into an inefficient wrestleboxer if he keeps fighting.

Kek

>rematch
>heemd ray twice
Give masvigoat that belt mang

Need webm of Masvidal freezing up

He has to fight lawler again. He was a fucking idiot at the start of both fights.

Why would i like the greatest fighter of all time, who has simultaneously been working redditors into a seethe for the last 5 years?

If Jon loses I'll make puff pastries on livestream

he has a aspergers, a wife, 3 kids, and a successful series of businesses with his brother. he's gonna retire and never talk about his ufc career and disapear from the public eye

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It made me remember why I watch this sport.

Who dat?

Dana fucked up pitting him against a killer like lawler for his first fight. Now nobody expects anything at all from Askren, he's bottom of the barrel.

HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY

WHo

He's a juicer and a nigger. Why are you obsessed with a nigger?

Jones is the perfect heel, I love him if he loses or wins.

There's a 1% chance that he loses. The division is currently empty except for him.

JONES IS A CORNY FUCK

Lads i really think jones is going to get heemed instantly theres no other way this fight can go

no idea. saved randomly probably off Yea Forums bout 6 moons ago

Helicopter Jones makes a returm

Go back to Yea Forums, loser

I hope Santos kicks him straight in the nuts. Full power. Enough to make jones raise a full three feet off the floor.

Immediate DQ, but worth it.

>can't go 5 seconds without posting or thinking about porn
You need testosterone replacement therapy, basedboy.

Jones is so fucking high on short half-life shit right now. He looks like a guy who robbed a veterinarian.

if he does heem day will be 11/10

Allison Parker

You a cuck or just a shitskin?

>modelo'd

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NEED A FUCKING STREAM NOW

For real tho, do fighters take any hop ups before a fight?

Look where your little witticisms got you, ben.

need stream please

ESPN plus has a nice stream I think

Officially, no. Officially.

Why are you so dumb?

aye fool help me up

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taima.tv/r/mma

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fencing_response

Since you said please buffstreamz.com/watch/mma.php

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i post women cause it gets more replies and i like to supply the good good for peoples eyes

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What can they take tho? They have the possibility of getting drug tested

My gf keeps saying how Jon Jones is a scary looking ape.

Having a racist gf is so based. She hates nigs and would never talk to one.

I don't feel good lads

watching hues makes me uncomfortable ever since anderson silva broke his shin

>taima.tv/r/mma
thanks homie

Take a nap on Ya Dong

Definitely not Jon "I just got into powerlifting" Jones.

Lel

You need to be shot.

>stream fails

damn. are you guys attractive or hillbillies? always imagine racist people as ugly no offence

delete

is there any doubt that Bones is the best p4p fighter alive?

I guess Yadong is China's hottest MMA (male) prospect.

Societal conditioning works.

We are 7/10 at least. Not hicks either, from New York

thanks user

I think he is. But you just gotta put in there that he has failed a bunch of drug tests.
Natty GOAT is I guess DC, DJ or GSP.

Please win Jones.

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Jon's front kicks are so powerful man.

Is there really any doubt he won’t?

assuming nobody's natty, yes

Crazy stuff happens from time to time.

he keeps eating those fucking jabs and kicks

Is this the wrong thread? Why is it soi dead?

10-10 first round.

We're watching the fight

10-9 santos he's actually looking really good, those leg kicks will add up

redpill me on punches while someone is clearly incapacitated. Is this normal in UFC? I usually see some guys hold off and some guys continue when someones dead. Does it depend on the ref?

I'm going for a sandwich hopefully the fight doesn't end while I'm gone

Ref has to stop it

Yeah
Some refs are fucking garbage and wont stop the fight for 5-6 seconds after someone is heemed

keep going till ref stops

Yes, fight is on until ref stops it. The other guy might get up and then you have to fight him all over, so on the current rule set it's better to make sure they stay down.

Some refs are notorious for letting guys get brain damage.

depends on fighter and ref

worst example: dan henderson vs michael bisping

best example: lyota machida vs vitor belfort

yeah that fucking sucks, so there's a window of 3-6 seconds where you can absolutely get rekt. bless these bold niggas lmao

that's what I thought

thanks will check it out.

youtu.be/J7YIMSyI2AM

yeah right

i dont think jones would be able to handle the power of heavyweights

Usually it's them stopping it early, bullshit stoppages are far more common

when someobdy has horrible tattoos like santos you just know they're hood as fuck and can't be trusted or messed with

there are 3 HW's who would be a problem for Bones (and I fucking hate him)

Ironically, santos is the one with the better tattoos in the UFC

if you fight your way out of the favelas to PPV you are not a person to be fucked with

Santos is literally limping and Jones still won't commit, was he always such a pusy?

Santos has done more damage to Santos than Jon at this point.

His reach advantage would be nerfed and he'd be on the lighter side.

I'd lol at him fighting someone like Black Beast or Nganno. A stray touch would obliterate Jones.

i don't get it either. He's wating for something

lmao these announcers ar efucking ridiculous. he could've easily just hyperextended his knee.

they covered his pulsing, he's laying on the judges

This is how Jones dies, not with a bang but a whimper.

He's waiting to get knocked out, strikes feel pretty even and santos is still throwing a lot more.

I gotta say so far it seems even and I would give it to santos just because he's got bigger balls.

baseball has more action than this fight

Jones is winning the fight but not the story

3-2 sadly

Jones lost that

Look at this faggot trying to eye gouge Santos...

Santos won 1 2 and 5 change my mind

There gonna give it to Jon :/

Lame fight ruined heem day.

santos won
if they give it to jones judges corrupt

Jon Jones is the Mayweather of MMA. That is to say a faggot that's counting on the judges so won't commit to any risk whatsoever.

Thiago 1,2,5

Probably a split dec to Marreta but idk honestly

i'm disgusted really

Jones didnt even try to win

I hope they give it to Santos stupid nigger Jones no urgency

for me, that fight dropped this card 2 points to an 8/10

Give the split to Thiago Santos

Draw cause corruption

Santos won

If Thiago breaks the streak then heem day prophecy vomes true

i think santos won

3-2 Santos

guy is a fucking beast, toughing it out

Santos won.

Thiago showed more heart and put on more pressure

Landed some good shit and exposed jon for the boring reactionary fighter he is

jones by company interest

That was fucking trash man. After all those heems too.

Hespec to Thiago one way or another.

Man.... That sucked.

Pretty disappointing end

48-47 santos

I agree

Santos won

1,2, 5 Santos

Santos won 3-2. Jones knew crooked judges would give him the decision either way so he just did nothing the entire fight. Crooked rigged garbage shit for semen slurpers.

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would not be surprised if santos get the W lads

Stem cell Santos heems Jon

Jones deserves to get punished for that with a loss.

Just fucking stood there the whole time agaisnt a one legged opponent

LHW got exposed hard tonight regardless of who the judges give it to.

Jones was walking him down the whole fight but Thiago landing with more power

Could be 3-2 either way based on judges

>doesnt test positive for the first time in 20 years
>loses to a dude with no knees

Lame but happy win for santos for sure

meh, pre-pico era Jones was always spicy

Santos won, but decision will go to jon "ufc cash cow" jones.

Jones lost to a dude with no legs

...

seething reddit fag

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how many punches did jones throw at range, 8?

also jones really is the new GSP, goddamn sleeping pill.

5-0 Jones, no contest

Wasnt impressed with jones tbqh

4-1 Jones

Redditors seething

If Jones gets the decision I'm done with UFC.

Inb4 Jones was never good

ye jones is a point fighter but i doubt they're gonne give the belt to the hue

Bullshit

santos 1,2,5 for sure and in my opinion he also won round 4

All bullshit aside, Santos won 3 rounds

AND STILL

Joke of a sport.

rigged

Yikes.

What a shit fight, even by boring JBJ fight standards.

Fucking lame, jones had zero urgency, didnt deserve that at all

Unironically thought Santos won he won't get it tho

>those strike stats
Who rigged this shit

>people scoring it for Santos
Delusional

CHAMP IS HERE

CHAMP IS HERE

Some bad luck with that ACL

>barely scrapes by a split decision against a dude with a torn ACL

Heem day let us down boys.

Santos is MY champion.

RIGGED JUDGES

He didn't win 4 but 1,2,5 yes

what a joke

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smdh. Santos deserved that. Fuck Dana paying off the judges.

is Joe sucking off dana or something?Why is he acting like santos wins only in a crazy world.

robbery

RIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGED
RIGGED
RIGGED
RIGGEDRIGGEDvvv
RIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGED
RIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGED
RIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGED

ROBBED
O
B
B
E
D

>11 head strikes in 5 rounds agains one legged opponent
THE GOAT

Boooooooooooooo

its 3-2 jones
santos with two good legs would have won it

One judge at least honest in Nevada

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Robbery

...

robbed

>Jones takes no damage at all
THE GOAT!

God I hate jones so fucking much. I rage every time he throws a knee kick or holds his arm out straight looking for an eyepoke. I hope he gets Askren’d soon.

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fucking crooked judges

just a reminder the ufc is a joke

Rigged edition

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Of course.

ABSOLUTE SHIT

im a jbj guy, i thought he lost that

Holy shit jon looked like shit

>Those strikes

who tf counted these strikes

Rigged shit

BIGGER JOKE THAN HOLM VS GERMAINE

zzzzzz

literally robbed blind

Why was Jones so scared of a one legged man?

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Jones didn't even do anything, he was fighting a one legged guy and couldn't put him away

Jones won the fight but Santos was the better fighter

HEY GUYS

Jones did fuck all the whole match, nice rigged decision.

ROBBERY

>black belt in muay thai
lmaooooo

Reddit seething, JONES IS Yea Forums PERSONIFIED IN MMA

RIGGED AS FUCK

absolutely robbed

Santos won 1, 2 and 5.

Lol what kind of hater scores that as a split for santos?

So fucking sad to end the night like this

Jones won Round 3, that was it.

Fucking bullshit

another GSP vs Hendrick

Fuck Jones im against him now

Santos 1 2 5

twitter.com/ChaelSonnen/status/1147727976122863616

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Based

If you want to be the champ you have to BEAT the champ. This was practically a draw.

lmao jones didn't do shit the whole time. this is as bad as boxing in terms of being rigged.

just cant lose

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needs a rematch

RIGGED, I am going back to boxing UFC is a joke now. As if Dana selling out to all the advertising agencies was not bad enough.

>Mama, just killed Askren
>Put my knee against his head
>Boom! now he's rosted

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>he thinks rooting against jones makes you reddit
dick ride harder faggot, jones fought like shit

LAST UFC I STEAL DANA THIS SHIT IS RIGGED

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Satan gets it.

The decision makes sense with the scoring MMA judges use, but who can watch that fight and think Jones won.

thinking jon lost the story here

fucking pathetic

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I thought you weren't allowed to extend your fingers with a lead hand anymore. Is it just Nevada or they let Jones do what he wants?

Cazzies in here thinking santos even won a round lol

JONNY BONES JONES BABY

>mfw the company whore wins again despite being battered

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I feel like Santos could have flurried a bit more at the end of the 5th and secured it. I know his knee was fucked but he was working through it for most of the fight.

CHESSMATCH
>CHESSMATCH
CHESSMATCH
>CHESSMATCH

Jones called it in, but Santos only had one leg. Card was good overall though but this was a stinker

literally fucking rigged

he did NOTHING all fight

This.

Uncle Chael remains the best thing about this sport even after retirement

>still
round 1 and 2 and 5 were clearly santos

>black belt in muay thai

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Jones clearly lost that fight.

>played it smart
>barely threw a punch in 5 rounds of fighting

come on, at least rack up the jabs to look like you won by points.
That was a draw at best

BOO EVERYBODY

rigged

>is Joe sucking off dana or something?

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Daily heeminder that you gotta beat the champ to be the champ

jeeze the cazzies are out in full force

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told ya guys, Jones cant lose

jones had never been heem

but he embodies us heem shitposters perfectly

he is more Yea Forums total rather than encapsulated simply by heem alone

Jones has bigger team than NASA space program

Hey, it's sociopath 'nice guy' Jon.

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>94042696
2 an 5 for sure. 1 he was way more acting ad landed the only gard shots.

Reminds me of a recent boxing match Charlo vs Harrison except the judges got that one right.

I'll say it flat out. If you think Thiago won then you are BRAIN DEAD.

Thiago 1,2,5

Jones 3,4

But my parlay is paying off now so fuck you all

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>jones dad is a total runt
>all his offspring are like 6'4" or taller lanklet gods

explain this heem

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That's so rigged it hurts

We shall heed your words Satan. I never pay for this anymore.

Kek

>barely more significant kicks than guy with torn ACL
What a clown lmao

Just a shit fight

exactly how i feel, just a tiny bit more from him in the 5th and he's champ

Thiago is the real LHW champ.

He literally couldn't. He buckled every time. It's honestly amazing he didn't drop.

Redditfags seething itt

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BULL SHIT

BULL SHIT

BULL SHIT

UFC clearly rigged that. Jones clearly lost 100% not even close on 1,2, and 5

silva still goat

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>Santos won
>jones advancing like he wasn't even phased while santos looked like he was about to die

You guys mistake him throwing bombs that didn't hit for a win. BONES JONES WINS BABY HAHAHAHA

I'm a Thiago fan now.

milkies

jones by robbery, ufc protecting their wallets

1, 2, 5 Santos

1, 2, 5 Diaz

>jones lightly places foot on opponent
>SIGNIFICANT STRIKE!!!!!
>santos blasting jons legs and body
>only some of those are significant guys

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Lmfao imagine watching that and thinking Santos won hahaha fucking retarded crazies. Jon literally toyed with him the entire time.

Redditors seething
Clearly jones 345

how the fuck is the dumbass joe rogan allowed to just sit there and openly speculate about injuries all match long?

Johnny Walker licking his chops rn

this board is so full of knuckleheads it's ridiculous,49-46 Jones AT BEST
>TO BE THE CHAMP YOU GOTTA BEAT THE CHAMP

kek they totally chewed out the crowd

*ruins a great card

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i'm fine, the Masvidal heem and aftermath will make up for shit ME

cope

Santos would have won it with a healthy leg

jones couldn't beat someone with a broken leg.
He's gotta be happy Dana's paid off the judges. And USADA.

picks guy must have fell asleep but...

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>significant

Reminder the exact same thing happened with Gus. 3-2

Jon just has some weird talent of looking good for the judges

imagine being this translator

didn't even elicit a slight smile

Thiago will probably get a rematch, sort of like Gustafson

Well, there’s the asterisk on Jones’ “undefeated” record.

this

agreed
also, the champion wins by default unless u finish him
no fighter, let alone fans, wants the belt to change hands because of a strike tally
PROVE youre better by knocking him out or go fuck yourself

johnny walker to flush jones
literally the only reason hes still alive in this fight is cause 8 inch reach advantage
walker will land

this was amanda vs valentia tier
in hindsight its good amanda was gifted that fight
hope the same goes for bones

>spin kick man wins despite not landing a single kick

>If you want to be the champ you have to BEAT the champ
That's retarded boomer talk

Thiago is the 205 champ

Jones has given license to use steroids e still "won" by split decision.

>anyone not thinking the Picogram man won is a plebbitor

Sit the fuck down. Shitty fight. Was close by points: Santos landed more, Jones had more ring control.

In the end, Jones won because company interest.

santos won every round

a disgrace

this

he forgot about the translator

Good luck translating that

nicely done

another leaf won the prelims, leafs on fire

pathetic performance by jon.
>refused to kick his injured left knee
>never pursued takedowns even when santos would slip and fall
>did not utilize his reach
he deserved to lose simply for fighting like a fucking retard

Gotta love how jones trigger reddit lmao
ETERNAL undefeated CHAMP

It was a toss-up but I'm happy it landed in Jones' favor.

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he wasnt close to dead, he had a leg injury, thats it

Jones should have finished him but didnt even try to do anything, thats a loss in my books

jones is just too good
also
>robbery
he dropped him like 3 times.

Why do so many posters on 4channel immediately talk about Reddit users whenever anything happens

LMAO Jon is a fucking can he unironically lost to spammy

If Silva didn't get flushed acting like a retarded monkey, in the octogon he definitely would have been.

How can anyone watch that fight and think Santos won? Nigga, Santos finna be leaving the venue in a wheelchair, Jones in his Bugatti

Yup. Jones didn’t do shit.

jon won.

Askren is dead

Too bad he will never fight again cause his knee is ruined now

>he dropped him
kek

>People yelling rigged
LMAOOOOOO JON JONES IS THE GOAT, STOP HATING. SANTOS THREW KICKS SO HARD AND IT DID NOTHING BUT BREAK HIS KNEES.

Jon didn't want to kill him that's why he went so passive. He knew the knee was done.

Will Jones FINALLY go up to heavyweight now?

Jones is a can

Thiago won it much more clearly than Gus. It was absolutely a clear win for Santos.

Only round that Thiago won was 1. He got dropped in round 2, got elbowed and cut in round 3, and got picked apart in rounds 4 and 5.

finally

Brazilians are genuinely respectful, cheers to you guys

i think he dropped him once, if that cant remember, they were slips

A middleweight with one knee

And he was shitting his pants at the prospect of following up to finish, terrible fight.

hate him all you want but silva never bitches out for a finish even past his prime

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He dropped him once from an elbow in the third. Santos literally had zero legs

Why not

I have Jon Jones so much

He slipped or fell cause of his bum knee, he was never hurt by Jones.

Holly, battered from a quick KO from Nunes gets a knock at her hotel door. It's Jon. She figured he'd be celebrating at an after party considering he dismantled Santos inside 5 minutes. She quickly wipes her face, embarrassed at the bruises and possible tears. He grabs her hand and leads her to the bed...

"Greg asked me to talk to you. It's time for you to move on. We can't have you representing our gym anymore." Holly is speechless. "We'll give you the next 6 months to make it look good publicly. Holly...I'm sorry". Jon leaves. Holly collapses on the bed. The Preacher's Daughter is now thinking about the Preacher's Shotgun.

We would have gotten a KO if Santos didn't hurt his knee.

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Dana said he couldnt keep saying his roids were pulsing if he keeps testing higher and higher each time

that’s a bit much, Thiago got knocked down like five times

My plan for Masvidal to go back into irrelevancy via wrestle and Edwards to leapfrog him has failed.

Unless you're DJ vs Cejudo 2

this bum is getting carried out

The only round jones won clearly was 3. You're

Jones just lost to a 1 legged bum

he is flushed

lol he took his legs and cruised to a decision.
champion shit

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jones did nothing but teeps and shit

he lost every round. this was the worst robbery ever.

for good

>it's Jones can't walk again episode

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Santos won the rythm of the fight and the storyline of the fight, but he lost the offensive grappling of the fight and the match itself

he respected the shit out of thiago, he would be too chicken for heavyweight

Presser when? I want to see Masvidal dab on Askren's corpse.

>bones has to finish a guy who throws haymakers to get back in the fight

Stop. Jones won even if the fight was boring. Good job to thiago though.

>skips around
>takes kicks
>do one flying knee into a fall
>take punches
>gets tired
>skips some more and don't do shit
>wins

Yeah
this semen slurping "sport" isn't for me

So Woodley beat Usman? Lol the cope of joncucks

I'm not mad, just disappointed.

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When you lose to a guy with a torn knee and have to get carried out.

He fell on his own because his knee kept giving out.

I am sorry but cannot agree with your first question, Christians are brothers and we would never intentionally try to wreck a leg to win a fight and would rather win by decision and Jon DID utilize his reach by putting Santos into a checkmate with the leg attacks.

This guy gets it

Good fight btw

Walker is a can. Shut up.

UFC is dead now no exciting fights

Santos won close with ONE leg and almost broken knee for 4 rounds. Just imagine what whould he do with two legs.

He's Lineker's manager too, it's been a rough week

Who is this thicc milk woman?

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WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY FRIENDS

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You now realize the commentary was acting as if Jones was dominating the fight just because Santos had one knee fucked up.

yet outstruck him every round but the 2nd

I knew I shouldve put money on masvidal damn it.

Jon got his ass beat. Thiago beat himself

It’s very simple, man. Yea Forums is superior to plebbit. So anyone not having the same opinions as me is a plebbitor.

Your guy was falling down from checked kicks he sucked shit

That fight is proof he never will.

jon is a can
walker heems him

Lol he would get killed in heavyweight he knows that

MOST BASED NIGHT OF ALL TIME

JON JONES MANAGES TO MAKE EVERYONE SEETHE YET AGAIN

NUNES KO KINO

ASKREN LITERALLY DEAD IN ONE SECOND

ROCKHOLD HEEMED

SANCHEZ AUTISM EXPOSED

reddit absolutely obliterated, good heem day

*_____*

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izzy vs knucks isn't a good fight?

Yes you're an idiot

I mean Santos pretty much did more damage to his own legs than Jones did.

reminder that multi-millionaire Dan Lambert (owner of ATT) paid for Ben's gameplan

>NEVADA
>Dana's back yard
>Judges in his pocket
They've already swept the positive drug tests under the rug multiple times for him and even moved an entire fucking card when the state was about to ban him...and where did they go? Nevada.

Fucking corrupt shit.

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why

Naw they made it clear that Santos injured himself every other second

SANTOS AND ASKREN GOT ROBBED SANTOS AND ASKREN GOT ROBBED SANTOS AND ASKREN GOT ROBBED SANTOS AND ASKREN GOT ROBBED SANTOS AND ASKREN GOT ROBBED SANTOS AND ASKREN GOT ROBBED

WHAT A FUCKING ROBBERY

Is there anyone with a bigger CTE than Holloway?

Unironically picked perfectly two weeks in a row

Comfy post-event thread when

I need to unwind

>UFC is now called Ultimate Boxing Championship

YOU FOOLS
THIS NEW BONES IS ALL PART OF BUILDING ON HIS REDEMPTION
NICE GUY ARC

NOT GOING BLOOD THIRSTY OVER A INJURED OPPONENT
PLAYING IT FRIENDLY AND SAFE TO AN EASY WIN

BASED BONES COMING THRU IN HIS FINAL ARC
AS THE HONORABLE & WORTH CHAMP NOW

WE GOOD GUY JOHNNY NOW

GET ON THE TRAIN NOW
OR LATER
BECAUSE THIS NEW AND IMPROVED NICE GUY CHAMPIONSHIP RIDE WAITS PATIENTLY FOR ALL
AND UNDERSTANDS COMPLETELY IF YOU CHOOSE NOT TO BOARD
(bored)

BASED JOHNNY REINVENTING HIS IMAGE ONCE AGAIN TO
GOLDEN BONES JOHNNY JONES
FRIEND OF ALL MAN AND BEAST ALIKE
DEFENDER OF HUMANKIND
VICTOR THRU COMPASSION AND FRIENDSHIP

you sound like you're very new to this sport
welcome!
btw jones clearly won that

Anyway this even was the craziest event ever. Hope Ben is alive and Bones gives Santos a rematch.

Worst robbery of the year by far, even more than Robbie vs Askren

JULY 6TH IS HEEM DAY

Brain let lol....Easiest free money ANYONE will ever make in this sport

Savage follow up.

Sanchez was the biggest winner tonight let's be honest

after seeing this i have no doubt walker can flush jones

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What would you rate this card, lads?

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wym?
izzy whittaker
khabib vs literally anyone
tony vs literally anyone
masvidal vs the guy who exposes masvidal as the can he is

Cuckhold

he a pussy

>no clinching
>no takedown attempts

Is this the first time ever in a JBJ fight?

Jones was in total control the whole time and averted every bomb. Thiago doesn't have the fight iq to win a tech fight against bones.

if jon thought he was getting beat he would have taken him down and won even more convincingly than this. it's significant in that he showed holes in his ground game, but without also knowing how to beat him on the ground it's not enough

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WHITE KEKOLDS AND REDDIT FAGGOTS ON SUICIDE WATCH!!! BASED JONES!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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probably lukewarm cuckhomo

Lurk more casual. Dumb wwe fans judging fights

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WORSE JUDGE RIGGING?!

NUNES VS VALENTINA 2ND FIGHT
JONES VS SANTOS

> outstruck
this is not a "tally up the number of legal strikes landed and award that man the winner" contest. Jones's strikes were useless nonsense. Santos was robbed blind.

Askren after that knee

yeah, fight inflicted damage.
its clear who took more significant damage if one dude is on his ass 3 times and the other is barely phased

dude, Im with this sport since the very rise of Fedor in Pride.

only by numbers

but significant strikes that found home, that made a difference were on Santos's

If it was anyone else but Jones , anyone else who the UFC didnt already plan a huge money making scheme over Santos would have won.
The decision was for sure not purely based on the fight

9.5/10. Santos getting robbed kinda fucked it

he couldn't handle thiagos power, imagine he was fighting ngannou

Can't wait for the Chael video where he has a stance on who should have won but tries to hide it by giving arguments for both guys

>I simply OFFER you

Tough night for me
>Diego bullied
>Luke gadooshed
>Ben flushed

Nobody thinks Masvidal can beat Usman right? No way Usman dives face first into a blatant flying knee like that r-right?

KING JONES DOES IT AGAIN
whitey seething hard at the well spoken, merciful BLACK KANG

good to have you here, vet
btw jones clearly won

Nah. Jones got carried out because he got wrecked in a clear 3-2 loss to a guy fighting on one leg. The crowd was booing because it was a clear robbery promotion decision. Even you know this.

Diego Sanchez

You can try to force this all you want but heem will never accept Jon

I like Jon but you're soulless if you weren't hoping for a gigaheem by marreta during the fight.

Masvidal has managed to BRUTALLY KO the only three fighters in the ufc I vehemently dislike and for this reason he will always be my favorite fighter.

he'll fight tyron first

Walker is gonna maul this man alive.
God bless Brazil

Hrs afraid of bomb droppers. Which HW is nothing but. And they’re all taller with more reach.

He evidently did as Jon got his ass beat

100% based on money

didn't he just win

HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK IM DEAFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Yep. Jon Jones is the last of the AAA champs (gsp, silva, aldo, bj Penn) mma is going to die within 5 years because they can't seem to produce, promote or attract true talent

I was asking about fighters that are still alive though

>people actually watch chael
literally lower iq than schaub or luke
usman, t.wood, and rda all heem that can

jones just gonna shoulder crank him until his arm doesnt work

Literally retarded.

Jones could do that too against a literal who.

Is it heem day even if santos lost?

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Trying way too hard.

Of course Usman wouldn't eat a flying knee, he's a fighter.

Sounds like you don't know anything about how a fight should be scored.

watch the fight or fuck off

Ironic thing, Ben should have just ate a knee to the chest and then flop down. Masvidal would then done a soccer head kick and get DQed.

Shooting for legs during flying knee is know a meme

Santos should have won that but also there's no way he would win a rematch because there's no way Jones would stand with him again.

Have you considered the fact that that means he's not as good of a fighter if he did that to himself/had that happen because of Jones checking kicks?

People watching their first fight act like they know what they saw.

Nah dude straight up, if anything it was a draw. Santos took round 1,2 Jones took round 3,4 and round 5 is debatable

No I dont. Struggling to give Thiago at most 2 rounds. He barely won round 1. You dumb memesters and your "heem day" stupidity couldn't even judge the fight objectively. Do you really think Jon thought he was losing to that bum?

nope it was just a meme

Garbrandt

But he won.

We need a rematch

i did i dont get it he won

considering how bad askren was heemed, yeah

HW makes him even in height (and weight in most cases) and allows most people to strike with him alot easier. There is also the fact that everyone has more power than Santos and could KO him.

>M-masvidal will l-lose...THIS TIME!!
Shut up mang

>event ruined by rigged decision cause Dana sucks Jon's dick

welp.

Fastest KO (murder KO) in ufc history and you have to ask if it's heem day?

I'm subscribed and everything, there's comfy cooking videos sometimes

jon 234

sleeps

Askren is literally 0-2 in the UFC

Lol

MY POOR SIDES BRUH

jesus christ man

pretty obvious who he thinks won
twitter.com/ChaelSonnen/status/1147727431689625600

Askren getting sent to the shadow realm made this a 10/10 alone

My jaw was open for 3 minutes straight

NEW

How the fuck did jones won the fifth round?

This entire card needs a rematch except for Diego and Nunes

This is one of the clear robberies that taints the whole sport. Like when a TMT fighter gets beat but still gets the nod, even the boxing announcers will just chalk it up to 'yea, boxing is known to be rigged'

Askren would have won if he didn't lose

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Dummy

>THIS TIME!!
Well, he has lost. 13 times.

1st - Santos
2nd - Jones
3rd - Jones
4th - Jones
5th - Santos

Seems pretty simple, add them up you get 3-2; unless you're scoring both of Santos' wins as 10-8. In which case you're extra retarded.

BASED

This. And I had $600 on Jorge. Best fight ever.

Jon was just being a dick as usual. I mean 0 takedown attempts? He was cocky as fuck and should have lost but he smashes him in a rematch.

poor bait.

>My jaw was open for 3 minutes straight
No surprise you're always looking for those poz loads

Idiot lol you dont even know what a rigged fight looks like

Santos won the second

Unironically true

I even remember Gilbert Yvel and Bob Schrijber epic fights. Anyway no matter who won this fight it was close. but still I feel dissapointed about that knee injury, what a fucking bad luck. what a fight this could be. I hope they will make a rematch.

>I had $600 on Jorge
Prove it.

Nice one

santos 12
jones 345
u absolute cazzie

Santos clearly won rd 1 and rd 2, 3 for jones, 4 tight but jones did more damage, 5 clear santos. A similar fight was henderson vs bisping, except henderson was just a little behind in rd 5. A lot of people still felt henderson did enough, but barely. This one was clear 1,2,5 Santos, and on one leg.

>masvidal gets in shape, goes from journeyman to beast
>nate diaz gets in shape, goes from journeyman to beast

Boxes up Ferguson, knocks out Khabib

Guys Jones controlled that fight pretty easily. The shots he took didn't even phase him. Lets be honest if anything. We witnessed a Jones win even though it was lame.

he fought the same way against OSP, he doesnt ever take risks even when the opponent is missing the use of a whole limb.

Nah you're an idiot. Thiago doesnt even believe he won that fight, just rabid DC fans and Jon haters who are hoping he gets kod every fight; you're one of those people.

Absolutely incorrect.

hoverhand

Lima should've just done that to Ben.

Absolutely incorrect. Santos won the second. Which is why everyone is making fun of you for being an obvious zilch.

It happened like halfway through the first and Jones checking kicks wasn't even a factor at that point, in fact it was never a factor since Santos kicked the entire fight even after tweaking his knee. You can speculate on why it happened, maybe it was preexisting, maybe it was a mistake in technique on his hard but he owned up to it himself, saying he is 'not as good as a fighter' is such a meaningless statement in this context, and that doesn't change the fact that Jones basically did no damage at all to him.

Jon did nothing round 5. Just ran away.

>Prove it.

You caught me. It was actually $730.

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Good bet. I figured Jorge would get a high kick TKO on the duck but Jeebus I jizzed in my pants a little on that flying knee. Probably most satisfying KO.

You now remember the based Masvibong Luke

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You're right that was a total early stoppage

still more than santos, isn't that pathetic?

>it didn't even phase him guise!
>gets carried into the locker room

>rd 2, 3 for jones...
>This one was clear 1, 2, 5 Santos

Make your mind up. Also, you're wrong.

Notice how you have zero argument? Not a DC fan, Not a fan of anyone at 205 because its bumville. Reyes has been really promising but doesn't have great wrestling. You can try to deflect all you want but that will go down as a robbery on the scale of GSP vs Hendricks.

>le reddit man

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>getting worked by jones

Red Panty Night for Joe and Dana

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BTFO

>H-He was just pretending to be injured
He sure got me.

Shut your mouth before I kill you.

So what's the other explanation then? Jones won the fifth? Not sure how that would be true. Silly boy.

What's hilarious is I think Askren would win a rematch but he'll never get one. What a fucking retard he is thought he was in Masvidals head and Masvidal played him like a clown.

/r/ing the Nunes/Holm tko wemb pretty please, I couldn't see it

mistype, 3,4. Jones did far less damage in 1,2, and 5 he did more clearly in 3 and a touch more in 4.

The thing your killing is yourself.

Okay but you fail to recognize that the sport isn't judged on "amount of damage done."

That is was a robbery decision, dipshit. Do people still have to tell you to chew your food before swallowing too?

>Three Piece with Soda airlines JM-Heem? Landing strip is ready for you at Assrane gate.

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read the rule book ya fucking zilch.

Askren deserved to be the underdog. He has absolutely no stand up game. Zero. His wrestling is very good, but still over-rated, and Jorge's takedown defense is respectable. If they fought 10 times, I could see Askren winning a few, but there's no way in hell he deserved to be a big favorite.

She tells you that to hide all the bbc she takes

>your
This guy over here fumbling the ball.

You must be new to sports. Have you ever done anything besides lift your fat sausage fingers to type on a keyboard? Your parents are probably so disappointed in you.

>What is effective striking?" McCarthy said. "Well, effective striking is strikes that cause damage to the opponent in a way where they are limited in their ability to adjust to, limited in their ability to be offensive off of it and it is affecting their ability to fight effectively against their opponent. That's what a damaging strike is or effective strike. To sit there and say a fighter is not trying to damage their opponent, it's not being honest."

He was in his head, obviously. Doesn't mean you can't pull off the win though.

MMA isn't a real sport, sorry. Tetris is more of a sport than the UFC is.

You should probably watch the fight instead of pretending you know what happened. Dude didnt rotate his plant leg on a kick and fucked his knee.

There's a lot more to it than that ya fuckin dingus. Try reading it yourself.

Look man. You keep getting 10-8. You have no argument. You don't even know the criteria for judging. You're desperate. Go back to plebbit. Updoot posts you agree with. Tell yourself you're right in the mirror. Cry yourself to sleep. One day at a time.

Jones literally won and is the Champion. There's my argument right there. Keep staying mad though.

You're projecting pretty hard and its obvious to everyone.

>John McCarthy, the godfather of MMA officials and a man who helped pen the unified rules of the sport, teaches in his seminars that judging rounds is done by the following criteria, in descending order: effective striking and effective grappling, ring or cage control, and then effective aggressiveness. Only if the striking and grappling are equal do you then even consider the latter two items.
So in descending order you have 1) striking , which is determined by damage done to the other guy (see the condit vs lawler decision). Then 2) Grappling, which there wasn't any of. Since there was no Grappling that means ring/cage control, as well as aggressiveness are out the window. You literally are exposing yourself as a cazzie more and more and digging yourself deeper into the hole. But hey, you may find a typo, so there's something you can go for I guess.

>Did it to himself
Shithead

Its literally another Hendricks vs GSP, yeah he still has the belt, but he clearly lost and everyone knows it.

He literally did you blind fuck.

So you're tryna tell me that Jones didn't control the cage the entire fight and wasn't the aggressor the entire fight? You clearly didn't actually watch.

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Opinions on Rockhold tonight?

Learn to read lol

lmao jones was running around the mat for the last 15 seconds

daddy/10

he was looking pretty jacked. dude should just model full time

he is clearly done and must retire

I hope he commits suicide. He's a piece of shit, and on top of that, he can't even fight. He serves no purpose other than to embarrass himself.

The striking wasnt equal so cage control should have had zero factor in the fight.

>"Clearly you didn't watch the fight"
>"Santos kicked his ass"
>"You don't know shit about fighting"
>"Read the rule book"

INTERNET JUDGES BTFO

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That's not how it works... and you're right. The striking wasn't equal, Jones outperformed in that regard as well. Check the scorecard ;)

That's right stop replying now. You're my little bitch.

He was in his head to the point Ben thought Masvidal was running at him to punch him and give Ben the easy takedown. Straight into a knee

Basedacide