UFC 239 GAMETHREAD #2
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1st for ya dong
DAT 360 VIEW
Donger need food.
And I'm right yet again.
THE
CHINESE
ERA
BASED
DONG'd
HEEEEEEEM SLEEPY
Naked leg kick
HEEEEEEEEM
Is there a single UFC fighter alive who is less embarrassing than Diego Sanchez?
360 VIEW OF YA DONG
Day of the heem
DONG'd
bros diego is with some new age wackjob i don't want him to get worse CTE :(
DONG
gook'd
Brutal KO
YA Dong vs Petr Yan is the fite to make
Ouch.
DONGED.com
Spics BTFO
the age of the gooks has come
esta sleepy
DONG
most of them are
Yadong heems Cejudo
AAAAAAAA IT WAS OUR TURN FUCK
HEEEEEM DAAAAYY
was absolute trash
Who can beat this man?
damn i missed it lol
What's with Asians and right hand left hook combo for the HEEM? First KZ, now The Dong
SPICE
Based Buffer is a must.
I just saw Brian Ortega in a commercial. What's happening with this guy, is he still around?
>His jaw came down on Yadong's head
lmaooo 360 heem cam
HERRO WIGGAS
Paul Felder likes Modelo™ and you should too /heem/
I got banned from the mma discord for saying "song yadong". mma fans dont have high IQs do they?
wat
A judge and jury
BASED SITCH
ASIAN MASCULINITY
HAPPY HEEM DAY
BASED YADONG GETTING THE HEEM AND SAVING ME FROM BURNING MY NACHOS
WHAT A LAD
the IRS
>mexican """""fighters""""""""
kek
Where can I get an Acestream?
> leading with a running switch kick to inside leg
>He doesnt boi Ya Dong
Fighting against Yair in a fight night headliner
Long Duck Dong heem.
what is the sauce on this
KHABIB WAS FIRST NEXT IS YADONG AND BHULLAR ASIA TAKING OVER COMBAT SPORTS GAIJINS
Why fight when you can make Modelobucks and fuck Halle Berry?
HIRRO WAYGAAASS
>HIRRO WAYGAAASS
HIRRO WAYGAAASS
>HIRRO WAYGAAASS
jim slipi
Oxycodone
WORST INTERVIEW EVER
lmao english
>KZ
>Yadong
WE NUMBA 1
COME FOR BELT
GIMME 2 LOBSTAH
10 years ago Dong was given a choice. Continue fighting for his life on the mean streets of Seoul or become an ultimate fighter.
HAHAHAH WTF DID THAT GOOK JUST SCREAM
ZHANG GANG
2nd this
A concrete wall
HES IN ALPHA?
>interviewing prelim cans
what is the point
RAISE YOUR DONGERS FOR HEEM DAY
WHAT
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMSQUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
Ya Dong is a munster
How new is this?
dagestan is in yurop
Team Habanero?
Friendly reminder if Mike Perry is yoour boy you cant have chink boys
Imagine having to use Uriah Faber's name regularly as an accented asian.
THIS WAS SO STUPID AND UNNECESSARY IT MADE ME LAUGH
oxycodone
The chinese translator is my spirit animal
this is the equivalent of TSA in china
>tfw missed the heem
Try buffstreams live friend
what does that 360 camera add except cringe?
you don't get any better look at the action, just worse
Who here #TeamAlphaDong ?
Bet my peepee is bigger than ya dongs
black fighters all have white coaches
DOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGGGGG SQUADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Fuckin kino
never seen it before but idk
Who gives a shit? Where’s the real picks at
Into the Heemverse
Holly butt sure is jigglin in that promo
What do you add but mass to the Earth?
CHEEKY NODDER
H
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K
Y
N
O
D
D
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>Halle Berry?
Isn't she in her 50s?
For me, it's Paige.
OMG gadelha so cute.
BASED ASIAN MMA FANGIRL
QUICK POST CLAWJA
Holly Holm would be way better if she threw more than 3 strikes per round.
The absolute delusion of scandis, gus was your best shot and he blew it, sven
Made me think.
>9-7-1
THIS IS THE FIGHT TO MISS. BEER RUN NOW BOYS.
>9-7-1
>Currently ranked
Can someone explain this to me?
whos the girl?
lets get that win bros
so what are you gay or something
UFC now officially as cool as a 20 year old Keanu Reeves movie
WHO HERE /CLAWJA/
this would have been perfect if it was a left hand
cute!
>tfw ya dong fan
LADS
IT'S HEEM DAY
Now that another boring prelim fight has concluded, instead of going straight into the next one to get it over with, they're actually going to wait 15-20 minutes to start the next one. Why do they drag out the shittest fights? Just get to the main card as soon as possible. Imagine going to the super bowl and having to watch 4 hours of highschool football before the game starts.
>Mid sized Texan city weather girl.
The state of PPV cazzies
Oh shit /box/ is here. Jones better not get heem'd.
YADONG HEEMS CEJUDO
you should know better than to do that for Yadong
tots on Laura Sankos butt scent?
Clawja's little Hershey's kiss nipple will pop out
T CITY GOT EXPOSED AND FLUSHED FUCK OF MODELO
>haaaiiiii
I add a few teaspoons of mass to your mom every night.
pure /heem/ kino
>10 years ago Brian Ortega was given a choice
da chin is very weak indeed...punch wasnt so clean
You know that feeling when you pay too much for a room?
blocks your path
Not Ngannou
Casuals please leave.
Perez lost because he got hit by a big punch
>not even draft
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug
>not even full pint
theyd kill u if u do that in this shithole
its a geographical fact you dumb fag
I got to see Holly's ass in person on many occasions when I worked at Target in ABQ. She loves to jiggle in public
>10 years ago Brian Ortega was given a choice
HEEM
Everyone
Even
Myself
I like girls with less than half a century in them
make it fucking stop
seen it for a few years, but it is super rare.
nice to see it back, it's always nice to get the pan to keep the relevant part of the strike
what exactly separates muay thai from kickboxing? can you knee and elbow in kickboxing?
theyve done it before, dunno why it went away for so long
HEEM DAY
Perez is a guy in his prime and just came off a 7 fight win streak and is ranked. This is Yadongs third or fourth fight and he’s 21. Its a perfectly reasonable matchup. You’ve never been right about anything
How do you know if you are a cazzie?
Are we all in agreement that masvidal is gonna heem askren all the way back to bellator?
oh my god, ronnie!
Can one of y’all hook a nigga up with a link pls?
Simple. Because of the ads. They have booked time slots on the channel.
white fighters have black coaches too, look a Dustin Poirier and cowboy
wow you wypipo was to take credit for black taking a shit too...
They obviously brought this in for the Jones fight because he is The One
The 1st Swedish champ will be Arab. Screencap this.
If I saw a bird begind the bar pouring me a half pint out of a tin I'd heem everyone in the place
I had that lego set
literally piss
>BABY BURRITO AND A SALAD
I take my girls likes I take my tea. With two E's in them.
OK baiiiii
stop filming that whale
i live in lodnon, so yeah i do
Jones will win by hammer fists
ufc really missed out not getting these bronze idiots to fight back in the day
I was writing a law paper on North Korea and accidentally downloaded an excel spreadsheet containing the names and photos of thousands of government employees. You will get to know these officials as I post them here for the forseeable future, thank you.
guys, I want a Gadelha gf
What dong meant by that nickname
Why are you so desperate for attention? Not joking, I'm dead serious. You really should get put of the house more, you'll be more fulfilled.
>pay for decent hooker
>cum in 6 strokes
>can kind of get it up 20 mins later
>go soft inside her
>just cuddle with her for remaining 30 minutes just to feel wanted by someone
yes i know that feel
Kickboxing doesn't have the relaxing sound of SARAMA
atleast youre not an arsenal fan lmao
>3D sledgehammer graphics
Cringe.
Gadelha by ko, $1 says this will be the best undercard fight
You know Santos is fucked when the best thing they can say about him is that he is a "wild man".
>He's not switching off and going to bed after Masvidal Askren
Imagine watching the super bowl and on average 11 minutes of action takes 192 minutes to unfold. Also some guys called Travis Scott & big boi come out for their own segment midway through
Jones has been very active
>thinking continents have hard boarders and are rooted in fact
it's a made up system. continents don't exist. what do they teach in you people in you're up ian schools
>swede
>arab
same thing
You can't pick the pre-lims because your knowledge is shallow
You doubt the eternal truth of I /heem/ (you)
every american champ is a spic or a nigger
memecap this
I want Claudia to smother me with her abs
yiiiiiiiikes
>yeah but if he can connect..
There will never be a swedish champ, bunch of heartlets
Man Europeans are dumb. Does that look like it's in europe to you? By that logic turkey is in europe
>Jones
Literally who?
finland > sweden
I like Randa better with dark hair
I'd like Santos to win but I really want Rakic to be the one to beat Jones.
Anyone hyped for Diego vs Chiesa?
Kung fu has different movements which are called "forms" monkey is one of them, not necessarily can be that but probably it comes from there, I practice Kung fu
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WMMA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
yeah man dagestan is suspended in space i agree #nobordersnowalls
they call Muay Thai the science of 8 limbs, You can elbow, knee, clinch, and hit below the belt in Muay Thai
seems kind of pointless desu, hes running out of matchups super fast
why did ripple go sub only?
using crackstreams but still
They said The Dong was a wild man, too.
>tfw no roid monkey gf
Literally europe
It literally is your retard. The border is the Caucasus.
Europe ends at the Ural and Caucus mountains you retard
Thanks latin bro
Please heem this ugly little gremlin Randa
I want to [redacted] her [redacted] so bad
Mike's corner was just having a gamer moment man, just let it be.
based
No he isn't, he's a can.
why is andrade fighting a chinise can?
ripple is cucked and shit
I ate turkey in Europe once.
lol male models don't make any money, bud
and Halle berry is like 55
LADS WHY IS THE WHITE BELT THE WORST BELT
AND WHY IS THE BLACK BELT THE BEST BELT
THIS IS SOME RACIST SHIT
>I want to suck her dick so bad
ew user
I want Claudia to win but sorry bros she's gonna get wrestlefucksnoozed by this red haired bitch
I'm pretty drunk already and smoking the devils lettuce. I might post my booty later.
teciatorres
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cucked
cringe af
thanks for playing
shut up cumskin
mr bones very enthusiasm
how can these cans not see those wild haymakers coming?
no more twitch chat kinda sucks but w/e
>there are people out there who don't even know there are fights on tonight
Weili unironically heems Andrade the dyke in front of her fellow chinese insectoïds and you literally can't do nothing about it.
kek
literally jerking off right now because this fight is gonna be trash lmao gadelha is flushed and markshit never was
Tfw Amanda Nunes will never bully you and laugh at your dick
namapoopiss hiding in closet
suarez injured
pooanna break
and everyone is also ducking weili but andrade
how mad could you be, hope it was worth the vacation
>AA
>Red Dwarf
Fucking hell.
that feel when you know we'll never get to see Yadong vs Mainus
bunch of disgusting whores
Shut yo mouf, jive turkey!
>mooey thai
what did he mean by this
>Mooey Tie
>arm hair
>girl
ugh
t. caz
They're trying so hard
Is Dana White the ultimate jew?
>15 minutes between prelim fights
Joke promotion
all natty vs fake tits
Amanda beat Raquel up and then took her girl. Sad! Schaubesque.
Anyone got a stream or link?
Buffer is my nigga, but wtf is that
I finally did it bros. I threw some shekels at "them" and got espn+.
will Paige and her bolt-on melons be doing the weather?
not genetically but mentally yes
Why is The Buff wearing Doug Stanhope's clothes?
Jones
Nunes
Masvidal
Blachowicz
Chiesa
At my gi gym there is a large lass they call "The Fridge" because she is tall, wide, and wears a white gi. How do I tell the boys that this is unethical behavior?
Also they call me "pretty boy" and insist in starting each rolling session in back mount with the occasional oik check because it'll give me the most "experience"
based and AIKApilled
>Fighter on 5 loss streak is given a titleshot
????
Drake lookin like a snack
but in the end
Post the webm
worse than Don King
Yeah women grow hair, have you never been up close to one before?
Claudia can't lose.
imagine if the ufc does really get taken over by chinese and african champions instead of braz/usa/eu
holy shit nunes LITERALLY stole pooningtons girl lmao
I'd make her rain if you know what I mean.
la creatura does have a decent set of milkes on her though
lmao
JUST FITTED MY 4 WHEELER WITH SOME BRAND SPANKIN' NEW TOYO TIRES
POPPED OPEN A FRESH MODELO AND RIPPED OPEN A P3 PROTEIN PACK
I'M A REAL FIGHT FAN SO I HAVE A PRELOADED 5 YEAR ESPN+ SUB READY TO GO ON MY 1080P (THAT'S HD FOR YOU NON TECHIES) WIDESCREEN TV TO WATCH SOME U F C
This is an important fight
Jason herzog has a great head of hair
Claudia pidgeon ass
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post yfw it is a boring wrestling match after all Diego’s talk
>current year
>imblying i can get banned
Let's go my fellow leaf
Who’s got the link?
Markos is a Chaldean Christian Iraqi Canadian
>arm hair
>on a girl
bruh
too bad she's bogged now, her and julia. crying shame it is
>chinese
Clawja is getting flushed
Clawja is a little monkey
user NO
What is the superior MMA technique, and why is it eye pokes?
>2 minutes
>2 punches
>yelling you're gonna die in Vegas
bold move cotton
Could you be any more casual?
DO SOMETHING LADIES
>Jason Herzog
>Herzog
>HerZOG
>ZOG
>legendarylootz
kino
Can someone direct me to the comfy thread?
This. It's not 2018 anymore. Jannies btfo.
acknowledging this incredibly based and redpilled post
TEASE HER NIPPLES
I'd love to have passionate sex with claudia in a sweaty Brazilian favella house
>"UFC PERFORMANCE INSTITUTE IN CHINA PUERTO RICO, AFRICA AND ANY OTHER PLACE WE CAN FIND MANDINGOS TO FIGHT FOR PEANUTS"
dana white
Based
FOTN RIGHT HERE
w h y
n o
4k
t h o?
Go on
Anybody ggot an acestream link?
Link??
So, they know they can throw strikes, right?
you think you can't get banned? Post some porn then if you're so bad
>staring at each other match
YAAAAAAAAAWWWWN
this is trash
shes unironically pretty ugly for a brazilian
>wmma
Watch it on your television you retards it is free
Ortega is a trophy bf for Halle Berry
This was the fight to miss for snacks. fucking awful
What the heck there's barely any oil checks
Get the espn+ app or move to bongland and watch on bt sport
ETA on Masvidal vs Askren?
cute
This one has FOTY written all over it
>struggling against a 9-7
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Watching Gilbert Melendez fights in 2019 is not based
It may be too early to say but Clawja deserves FOTN and POTN for this
Judges should just stop the fight a R1.
UD, both lose.
>wmma
judging by the commentary in this thread i madd the right call to get a fap in
Why are they not naked though?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
That would suck.
WMMA fights should be done nude so they don't have to worry about nipple slips
Who else here is in another tab until you hear joe scream "OHHHHHHH"
It literally didn't.
RIP
10pm colombian time i think
What percentage of womens fights end in decision?
>a combined 2 significant strikes!
Wheres the link faggots?
Cut Randa.
boooooooo
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
wat in the fuck was that bs
Imagine if she accidently crushed your head with her thighs haha
D..did no one tell them it's HEEM day?
What's this?
Why don't they wrestle more?
have sex
99.999999999999999999999997
DICEY SPICY FIGHT
fucking cazz just leave
Wait are you so poor you dont have ESPN?
jaws but with alligators?
thats fucking stupid
thank you spud
Should've done pushups or fapped instead of watching this. WMMA outside of title fights makes for a good break in the card.
>she's slowing down
>slowing down
>slowing
Most unless they are bulldykes like Nunes and Cyborg
Quints wasted on a single-monitor poorfag.
lmao Gadelha is the can between the two
could mark rippetoe beat these girls?
10-9 little monkey
first round finish=more filler
about two and a half bongs
That would be crazy lol. Imagine she holds your head down there after a long sweaty day haha
Wouldn't be the worst way to go out.
>actually buying ufc clothing
is clawja winning? or at least lots of sweaty grinding going on?
>literally just a black tee with the characters UFC239 on it
>$40
kek
I need to go to Lush to get soap and shit for my new place.
Top 5 bath bombs, lads?
anything under 90+% would be shocking
Bacardi, the official drink of the third world
>he doesnt have a personal customized walkout jersey
there has never been a good shark or croc movie apart from jaws
This fight is stank
DON’T BLINK
wew
Me on the right
>chile
>calling anyone else a poorfag
Ok third worlder
Did jon hiccup lmao?
I'd giver her a locker room bonus if you know what I mean
Fuck the mouse
gib link pls
Imagine if she brap'd and you get a swift whiff of it ew haha
>*ruins your night*
>9-7
>Top 14
Damn wmma is s-s-stacked such great competition fuck you d'Anal Blight.
wmma was a mistake
>1-2's : The fight
This should be a draw with no one winning a round. Change my mind.
where tf is a stream wtf?
Crocodile Dundee?
This is a tough card to get comfy for.
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Who's even winning this shit fight?
we're on BASED STREAM dotcom watching "The Fight" come join us!
What about Anaconda??
new rules
Do women fight when on their period? Seriously.
Only incels hate WMMA
please explain a little further
So this....is the power....of """"""heem""""""" day?
lmao Rogan is disgusted
>markos waist and chicken legs
>BOXERCISE
aaaaannndd once again they completely destroyed any momentum in the card by putting this shit on
NONE OF THESE WORK
jamal was asian holy shit
all fights like this should decide the winner by a literal coin toss
literally what is the gameplan from either camp here?
Fag real men use jergens
>nobody in the US is poor
>the US is not third world
>rich people aren't comparatively even richer in third world countries
Think more.
>canada
it's not called sheem day for a reason, pal
Beast of a chess match, bee.
all my 5 picks made it in
>thought fight was in the third round
>it’s only the second
This is brutal lads
that’s a unit fershure
when is the CM Punk match?
I've been saying this since proto-heem threads
I hate those goof they don't know shit that's why i rather watch a english stream
rizin is 100000x better than this shit
fuck ufc womens div
Prime Joe and Goldie>Joe DC Cruz>Joe Anik DC>Joe Felder Anik>Anik Felder Bisping
Based.
Open them in Edge.
I couldn't get them to work in FF or Chrome, but edge worked.
Classic
This is pathetically boring
Jones
Holly
Askren
Jan
Chiesa
What a dumb fight
>he doesn’t like having comfy baths
Missing out, m8.
I'll quote a youtube comment. I WANT TO CREAMPIE CLAUDIA
god claudia looks like shit
Do any of them have any actual wrestling talent
It's been years since I've watched ultimate surrender
Does Dana have some lewd pics of Joe or something? Why TF does he even bother calling these shit shows anymore
one of the worst fights i've ever seen, jesus
>being born a shitskin in a shithole thirdworld country
>being rich
pick one paco
Markos is better desu
>WMMA
>WMMA
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Only a casual would be hating this tactical high-level beast of a fight
DAMN THAT FUCKING KNEE
Clawja is crushing this can
>implying any female fighters except the very tip top level follow gameplans
There are like 5-7 good female fighters at any given time in the UFC and neither of these women are in that group
WMMA is worthless
trash fight
cant even jerk off cause 2 ugos
This fight should be 0-0 and another 0 for people watching
I don't rank Dan Hardy. He is unranked in my P4P commentary team list
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY
Whats your reasoning for Jan? I picked him too
>ree zees
>calling this a "fight"
Whatever happens, Claudia won my heart
>1 min stream delay
easy money for him to just do what he likes doing
dc_mma
Since day 1 you’ve always been my guy @lukerockhold , good luck tonight in your new division. I feel you’re gonna do amazing. Kick ass champ!!!!!
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00's joe and goldie were elite
Going to masturbate but not to this fight
just nutted
yadong was asian
I thought it was over
>allowing lower ranked WMMA on ESPN proper
waste of 1m viewers really
why does DC have such a hard on for his gym partners?
Luke is too cocky, no hespect
>Anything with Cruz not in last
dude, bro, you live in a literal gutter
>dropped your opponent 6 times
lmao Felder what rounds do you watch?
alright canada you're in charge of goofing the picks lmao
That was quick
is dana giving joe talking points?
SHEEEEEEEM SLEEEEEPY
wew
rip kebab man
gay as fuck
Humping never happens in the fights you want it to
the Portuguese language makes me want to vomit
Because he fellates them in the locker room after rolling?
H-he’s fast
>you'll never look like or have the athletic ability of Luke rockhold
Feels bad man
Why would Dana and Shelby schedule this bout on Heem Day?
waiting for the jon fight too?
Jesus was asian
Jon Picogram Jones
Nunes
Askren
Luke
Sanchez
Marreta
Nunes
Masvidal
Jan
Diego
JUST LICK HER SNATCH OR SOMETHING DO LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE THAN WHAT YOURE DOING
Non of those combos can compete with the Pride Goats.
only Men and Women 'of Taste' use BASED STREAM dotcom to watch "THE FIGHT (TM)" why don't you guys join us there, Old Tops?
Trash opinion, posted a trash fighter and from a trash country not surprised
Jones
Nunes
Masvidal
Blachowicz
Chiesa
JOE BTFO OUT OF WMMA AFTER 3 YEARS OF THIS SHIT
>why did ripple go sub only?
what do you mean sub only
it's working for me?
This bar im at has a mirror so i can see myself. What do. I dont want to be sad
I've taken too many drugs the last 2 days and I can't nut. I dont like this feel.
Rogan should have both these chicks on his show and give them the schaub talk.
WHY IS CLAUDIA SO FUCKING SCARED
BEAT HER ASS
Joe's commentary is getting.. predictable
Early prelim wmma was nice
Remember when Gadelha was the #2 WMMA P4P?
HOLY FUCK JOE ACTUALLY SAID IT
I'm heemed sleepy bros
it's called having friends. You wouldn't know about that
watch the tv behind you
put the women on their own cards so the few that care can watch those ones and the rest of us won't have to suffer
HOW CAN WE GET THIS ON HEEM DAY
THIS ISN'T RIGHT
DELETE THIS. DO NOT LET IT INTERRUPT HEEM DAY CELEBRATIONS. PRETEND IT DOESN'T EXIST.
here is a heem for your viewing pleasure
Ask the bar to cover it up
>t. mutt
Rogan just called a brazilian an animal on live tv.
Mcgregor cardesque number of picks coming in tonight, Joe
BONES
NOONEZ
BEN THE GOAT
JAN (LOCK OF THE WEEK)
CHIESA
ah before there was no video
Based one second user
Dude, bro, you literally know nothing about anywhere but your shithole country if that.
thanks user
Ive been edging to luke rockhold interviews all day. Cant wait to release when he fights
>this division is stacked
Jones
Amanda
Funky
Jorge
Chiesa
the duality of man
Bad Prelims -> Great Main Card
both these cunts deserve to lose ranking
Jones
Nunes
Masvidal
Blackowicz
Sanchez
Literally worse than Ngannou/Lewis
Did Joe sign an ESPN contract?
fuck off pepper nigger
Take a piece of clothing and cover your face.
Another one
>Greetings from Sao Paulo! I'm learning the language: breakdancing in the Special Olympics is called Capoeira and cocaine is called brunch
- Chael Sonnen
Joe “nice leg kick” Rogan.
This.
Clawja 30-27
BASED Joe shitting on the fight
>fucking a bitch hardcore
>can't nut because you've bitten off an orgasm twice already
fml
t. literal nigger.
I saw a rat at work today, he fell asleep in right out in the open
I walked up to him and clapped, I said "oi dickhead, you can't sleep here, move on"
He opened his eyes, looked at me and blinked. His eyes were foggy, and his fur was grey tinged. He waddled away slowly.
BASED STREAM dotcom is where we are watching "THE FIGHT (TM)"
Hey guys I missed it what happened in that fight?
Big fan of Nike Price me
Another one
Delete that fight from your memory bros.
Bizarre fight. Randa fought like she was scared from the first second of the fight.
what did she say
EEDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nothing.
thank god its over
I mean at least you could make them cum a few times but I don't care about that desu
Make a burka out of a t shirt.
I am a lover and respecter or women.
You know they have the view numbers behind the scenes for each fight individually.
Imagine being in the meeting when they are going over everything and get to this fight. I bet the dip is substantial.
let the bong make the thread
Shit wrong webm sorry bros
just now tuning in
were there any good clips from early prelims or the first prelim fight
alt right incel hero joe rogan hates women. what else is knew.
That was nice to read, was it from something?
Someone make a new damn thread
>Dad I can't get a boner
>tough fight
Jon
Holly
Askren
Luke
Chiesa
based interracial bromance
>Which is gayer - downed opponent rule or wmma?
time for retirement
Is it really a virus?
she could make me cum like a mother fucker but we can still watch "THE FIGHT" on BASED STREAM dotcom. Join us in the chat for kino, cartoons, movies, UFC!
They know what their doing, it's just filler
anyone got ace link?
Joe was offended by a bkfc who said people who don't engage don't get paid but he mumblings about ESPN that doesn't want to show fights like this non-stop. He is so easy to influence it's ridiculous
>I TRANSITIONED
I KNEW IT
your moms my best friend, I love sticky my fat cock in her hairy pussy
>I transitioned
plz retire. both of yous
>I transition from a male to a female
I WANNA FUG CLAUDIA
I really wish Olivi would ride me cowgirl style and just pump the cum right out of my dick inside of her haha
Buff >>>> based
this is me
im staying honest, and i aint submitting multiple picks like some of you punks
Fuck. I think I might have seen that live. Forgot how goddamn brutal that elbow was. Holy shit. I can't believe Diego is still fighting after all this time.
DAMN CLAUDIA IS FUCKING RUINED
>bragging about cardio after that snoozer
Pathetic
>Marreta
>Holly
>Masvidal
>Jan
>Diego
This cunt sounds exactly like a fucking shemale, just how roided out is she?
Trips of truth.
All brazilians are roid users. Good fucking golly that voice makes it so obvious.
I WANT TO FUCK CLAUDIA'S MOTHER IN HER BIRTHDAY SUIT
no one fucking cares
Jones
Nunes
Askren
Rockhold
Chiesa
someone make a thread lazy fucks
where is the new bread and WHERE IS TWITCHY?
basedstream com
basedstream com
basedstream com
I think you mean BASED STREAM dotcom
new
too bad because jon wont lose to a brazilian monkey
you care
>my cardio is so great i can stand up and do nothing for 3 rounds
Hey guys, it might be a good idea to get that PPV order out of the way. that way you don't have to rush to buy it when the main card starts!
Jones
Nunes
Askren
Rockhold
Nightmare
she's ready to work retail
Man, me too.
come to basedstream dot come to watch the fight with abunch of other fags, no new fags allowed if you can't figure out how to get here
Thanks bee
>tfw the casuals itt cant recognize a snoozefest within the first minute of the fight
I took a well needed schaub. Thanks claudia for being shit at fighting
Final one for this thread
heem day resumes.
holy shit
Trusting w*men towork hard, never again
it's legal to grab onto someone's trunks? how have i never seen this before? has it ever made a serious impact in a fight?
that was from ufc 12, back in '97
it was the same event as Vitor Belforts debut as a 19 year old
Jones
Nunes
Askren
Rockhold
Chiesa
Jones
Nunez
Askren
Not Rockhold
Chelsea
Has Shawn Omalley ever NOT tested positive?
Jones
Nunes
Askren
Rockhold
Chiesa
Thanks for including me king