UFC 239 GAMETHREAD #2

HEEEEEEEEM

Is there a single UFC fighter alive who is less embarrassing than Diego Sanchez?

360 VIEW OF YA DONG

Day of the heem

DONG'd

bros diego is with some new age wackjob i don't want him to get worse CTE :(

DONG

gook'd

Brutal KO

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YA Dong vs Petr Yan is the fite to make

Ouch.

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DONGED.com

Spics BTFO

the age of the gooks has come

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esta sleepy

DONG

most of them are

Yadong heems Cejudo

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AAAAAAAA IT WAS OUR TURN FUCK

HEEEEEM DAAAAYY

was absolute trash

Who can beat this man?

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damn i missed it lol

What's with Asians and right hand left hook combo for the HEEM? First KZ, now The Dong

SPICE

Based Buffer is a must.

I just saw Brian Ortega in a commercial. What's happening with this guy, is he still around?

>His jaw came down on Yadong's head

lmaooo 360 heem cam

HERRO WIGGAS

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Paul Felder likes Modelo™ and you should too /heem/

I got banned from the mma discord for saying "song yadong". mma fans dont have high IQs do they?

wat

A judge and jury

BASED SITCH

ASIAN MASCULINITY

HAPPY HEEM DAY

BASED YADONG GETTING THE HEEM AND SAVING ME FROM BURNING MY NACHOS
WHAT A LAD

the IRS

>mexican """""fighters""""""""
kek

Where can I get an Acestream?

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> leading with a running switch kick to inside leg

>He doesnt boi Ya Dong

Fighting against Yair in a fight night headliner

Long Duck Dong heem.

what is the sauce on this

KHABIB WAS FIRST NEXT IS YADONG AND BHULLAR ASIA TAKING OVER COMBAT SPORTS GAIJINS

Why fight when you can make Modelobucks and fuck Halle Berry?

HIRRO WAYGAAASS
>HIRRO WAYGAAASS
HIRRO WAYGAAASS
>HIRRO WAYGAAASS

jim slipi

Oxycodone

WORST INTERVIEW EVER

lmao english

>KZ
>Yadong
WE NUMBA 1

COME FOR BELT

GIMME 2 LOBSTAH

10 years ago Dong was given a choice. Continue fighting for his life on the mean streets of Seoul or become an ultimate fighter.

HAHAHAH WTF DID THAT GOOK JUST SCREAM

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ZHANG GANG

2nd this

A concrete wall

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HES IN ALPHA?

>interviewing prelim cans
what is the point

RAISE YOUR DONGERS FOR HEEM DAY

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WHAT

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMSQUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

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Ya Dong is a munster

How new is this?

dagestan is in yurop

Team Habanero?

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Friendly reminder if Mike Perry is yoour boy you cant have chink boys

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Imagine having to use Uriah Faber's name regularly as an accented asian.

THIS WAS SO STUPID AND UNNECESSARY IT MADE ME LAUGH

oxycodone

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The chinese translator is my spirit animal

this is the equivalent of TSA in china

>tfw missed the heem

Try buffstreams live friend

what does that 360 camera add except cringe?
you don't get any better look at the action, just worse

Who here #TeamAlphaDong ?

Bet my peepee is bigger than ya dongs

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black fighters all have white coaches

DOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGGGGG SQUADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Fuckin kino

never seen it before but idk

Who gives a shit? Where’s the real picks at

Into the Heemverse

Holly butt sure is jigglin in that promo

What do you add but mass to the Earth?

CHEEKY NODDER
H
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K
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N
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D
D
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>Halle Berry?
Isn't she in her 50s?

For me, it's Paige.

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OMG gadelha so cute.

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BASED ASIAN MMA FANGIRL

QUICK POST CLAWJA

Holly Holm would be way better if she threw more than 3 strikes per round.

The absolute delusion of scandis, gus was your best shot and he blew it, sven

Made me think.

>9-7-1

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THIS IS THE FIGHT TO MISS. BEER RUN NOW BOYS.

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>9-7-1
>Currently ranked
Can someone explain this to me?

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whos the girl?

lets get that win bros

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so what are you gay or something

UFC now officially as cool as a 20 year old Keanu Reeves movie

WHO HERE /CLAWJA/

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this would have been perfect if it was a left hand

cute!

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>tfw ya dong fan

LADS
IT'S HEEM DAY

Now that another boring prelim fight has concluded, instead of going straight into the next one to get it over with, they're actually going to wait 15-20 minutes to start the next one. Why do they drag out the shittest fights? Just get to the main card as soon as possible. Imagine going to the super bowl and having to watch 4 hours of highschool football before the game starts.

>Mid sized Texan city weather girl.

The state of PPV cazzies

Oh shit /box/ is here. Jones better not get heem'd.

YADONG HEEMS CEJUDO

you should know better than to do that for Yadong

tots on Laura Sankos butt scent?

Clawja's little Hershey's kiss nipple will pop out

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T CITY GOT EXPOSED AND FLUSHED FUCK OF MODELO

>haaaiiiii

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I add a few teaspoons of mass to your mom every night.

pure /heem/ kino

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>10 years ago Brian Ortega was given a choice

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da chin is very weak indeed...punch wasnt so clean

You know that feeling when you pay too much for a room?

blocks your path

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Not Ngannou

Casuals please leave.

Perez lost because he got hit by a big punch

>not even draft
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug
>not even full pint
theyd kill u if u do that in this shithole

its a geographical fact you dumb fag

I got to see Holly's ass in person on many occasions when I worked at Target in ABQ. She loves to jiggle in public

>10 years ago Brian Ortega was given a choice

HEEM
Everyone
Even
Myself

I like girls with less than half a century in them

make it fucking stop

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seen it for a few years, but it is super rare.

nice to see it back, it's always nice to get the pan to keep the relevant part of the strike

what exactly separates muay thai from kickboxing? can you knee and elbow in kickboxing?

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theyve done it before, dunno why it went away for so long

HEEM DAY

Perez is a guy in his prime and just came off a 7 fight win streak and is ranked. This is Yadongs third or fourth fight and he’s 21. Its a perfectly reasonable matchup. You’ve never been right about anything

How do you know if you are a cazzie?

Are we all in agreement that masvidal is gonna heem askren all the way back to bellator?

oh my god, ronnie!

Can one of y’all hook a nigga up with a link pls?

Simple. Because of the ads. They have booked time slots on the channel.

white fighters have black coaches too, look a Dustin Poirier and cowboy

wow you wypipo was to take credit for black taking a shit too...

They obviously brought this in for the Jones fight because he is The One

The 1st Swedish champ will be Arab. Screencap this.

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If I saw a bird begind the bar pouring me a half pint out of a tin I'd heem everyone in the place

I had that lego set

literally piss

>BABY BURRITO AND A SALAD

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I take my girls likes I take my tea. With two E's in them.

OK baiiiii

stop filming that whale

i live in lodnon, so yeah i do

Jones will win by hammer fists

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ufc really missed out not getting these bronze idiots to fight back in the day

I was writing a law paper on North Korea and accidentally downloaded an excel spreadsheet containing the names and photos of thousands of government employees. You will get to know these officials as I post them here for the forseeable future, thank you.

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guys, I want a Gadelha gf

What dong meant by that nickname

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Why are you so desperate for attention? Not joking, I'm dead serious. You really should get put of the house more, you'll be more fulfilled.

>pay for decent hooker
>cum in 6 strokes
>can kind of get it up 20 mins later
>go soft inside her
>just cuddle with her for remaining 30 minutes just to feel wanted by someone
yes i know that feel

Kickboxing doesn't have the relaxing sound of SARAMA

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atleast youre not an arsenal fan lmao

>3D sledgehammer graphics
Cringe.

Gadelha by ko, $1 says this will be the best undercard fight

You know Santos is fucked when the best thing they can say about him is that he is a "wild man".

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>He's not switching off and going to bed after Masvidal Askren

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Imagine watching the super bowl and on average 11 minutes of action takes 192 minutes to unfold. Also some guys called Travis Scott & big boi come out for their own segment midway through

Jones has been very active

>thinking continents have hard boarders and are rooted in fact

it's a made up system. continents don't exist. what do they teach in you people in you're up ian schools

>swede

>arab

same thing

You can't pick the pre-lims because your knowledge is shallow
You doubt the eternal truth of I /heem/ (you)

every american champ is a spic or a nigger
memecap this

I want Claudia to smother me with her abs

yiiiiiiiikes

>yeah but if he can connect..

There will never be a swedish champ, bunch of heartlets

Man Europeans are dumb. Does that look like it's in europe to you? By that logic turkey is in europe

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>Jones
Literally who?

finland > sweden

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I like Randa better with dark hair

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I'd like Santos to win but I really want Rakic to be the one to beat Jones.

Anyone hyped for Diego vs Chiesa?

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Kung fu has different movements which are called "forms" monkey is one of them, not necessarily can be that but probably it comes from there, I practice Kung fu

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WMMA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

yeah man dagestan is suspended in space i agree #nobordersnowalls

they call Muay Thai the science of 8 limbs, You can elbow, knee, clinch, and hit below the belt in Muay Thai

seems kind of pointless desu, hes running out of matchups super fast

why did ripple go sub only?

using crackstreams but still

They said The Dong was a wild man, too.

>tfw no roid monkey gf

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Literally europe

It literally is your retard. The border is the Caucasus.

Europe ends at the Ural and Caucus mountains you retard

Thanks latin bro

Please heem this ugly little gremlin Randa

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I want to [redacted] her [redacted] so bad

Mike's corner was just having a gamer moment man, just let it be.

based

No he isn't, he's a can.

why is andrade fighting a chinise can?

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ripple is cucked and shit

I ate turkey in Europe once.

lol male models don't make any money, bud
and Halle berry is like 55

LADS WHY IS THE WHITE BELT THE WORST BELT
AND WHY IS THE BLACK BELT THE BEST BELT

THIS IS SOME RACIST SHIT

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>I want to suck her dick so bad
ew user

I want Claudia to win but sorry bros she's gonna get wrestlefucksnoozed by this red haired bitch

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I'm pretty drunk already and smoking the devils lettuce. I might post my booty later.

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teciatorres
Team Mandy DUH #UFC239 @amanda_leoa @ninaansaroff
instagram.com/p/BzmF_RkBQ5X/

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cucked

cringe af

thanks for playing

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shut up cumskin

mr bones very enthusiasm

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how can these cans not see those wild haymakers coming?

no more twitch chat kinda sucks but w/e

>there are people out there who don't even know there are fights on tonight

Weili unironically heems Andrade the dyke in front of her fellow chinese insectoïds and you literally can't do nothing about it.

kek

literally jerking off right now because this fight is gonna be trash lmao gadelha is flushed and markshit never was

Tfw Amanda Nunes will never bully you and laugh at your dick

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namapoopiss hiding in closet
suarez injured
pooanna break
and everyone is also ducking weili but andrade

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how mad could you be, hope it was worth the vacation

>AA
>Red Dwarf
Fucking hell.

that feel when you know we'll never get to see Yadong vs Mainus

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bunch of disgusting whores

Shut yo mouf, jive turkey!

>mooey thai

what did he mean by this

>Mooey Tie

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>arm hair

>girl

ugh

t. caz

They're trying so hard

Is Dana White the ultimate jew?

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>15 minutes between prelim fights
Joke promotion

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twitter.com/ElizeuCapoeira/status/1147664011040833536

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all natty vs fake tits

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Amanda beat Raquel up and then took her girl. Sad! Schaubesque.

Anyone got a stream or link?

Buffer is my nigga, but wtf is that

I finally did it bros. I threw some shekels at "them" and got espn+.

will Paige and her bolt-on melons be doing the weather?

not genetically but mentally yes

Why is The Buff wearing Doug Stanhope's clothes?

Jones
Nunes
Masvidal
Blachowicz
Chiesa

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At my gi gym there is a large lass they call "The Fridge" because she is tall, wide, and wears a white gi. How do I tell the boys that this is unethical behavior?

Also they call me "pretty boy" and insist in starting each rolling session in back mount with the occasional oik check because it'll give me the most "experience"

based and AIKApilled

>Fighter on 5 loss streak is given a titleshot
????

Drake lookin like a snack

but in the end

Post the webm

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worse than Don King

Yeah women grow hair, have you never been up close to one before?

Claudia can't lose.

imagine if the ufc does really get taken over by chinese and african champions instead of braz/usa/eu

holy shit nunes LITERALLY stole pooningtons girl lmao

I'd make her rain if you know what I mean.

la creatura does have a decent set of milkes on her though

lmao

JUST FITTED MY 4 WHEELER WITH SOME BRAND SPANKIN' NEW TOYO TIRES

POPPED OPEN A FRESH MODELO AND RIPPED OPEN A P3 PROTEIN PACK

I'M A REAL FIGHT FAN SO I HAVE A PRELOADED 5 YEAR ESPN+ SUB READY TO GO ON MY 1080P (THAT'S HD FOR YOU NON TECHIES) WIDESCREEN TV TO WATCH SOME U F C

This is an important fight

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Jason herzog has a great head of hair

Claudia pidgeon ass

buffstreamz(dot)com

post yfw it is a boring wrestling match after all Diego’s talk

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>current year
>imblying i can get banned

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Let's go my fellow leaf

Who’s got the link?

Markos is a Chaldean Christian Iraqi Canadian

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>arm hair

>on a girl

bruh

too bad she's bogged now, her and julia. crying shame it is

>chinese

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Clawja is getting flushed

Clawja is a little monkey

user NO

What is the superior MMA technique, and why is it eye pokes?

>2 minutes
>2 punches

>yelling you're gonna die in Vegas
bold move cotton

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Could you be any more casual?

DO SOMETHING LADIES

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>Jason Herzog
>Herzog
>HerZOG
>ZOG

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>legendarylootz
kino

Can someone direct me to the comfy thread?

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This. It's not 2018 anymore. Jannies btfo.

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acknowledging this incredibly based and redpilled post

TEASE HER NIPPLES

I'd love to have passionate sex with claudia in a sweaty Brazilian favella house

>"UFC PERFORMANCE INSTITUTE IN CHINA PUERTO RICO, AFRICA AND ANY OTHER PLACE WE CAN FIND MANDINGOS TO FIGHT FOR PEANUTS"

dana white

Based

FOTN RIGHT HERE

w h y
n o
4k
t h o?

Go on

Anybody ggot an acestream link?

Link??

So, they know they can throw strikes, right?

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you think you can't get banned? Post some porn then if you're so bad

>staring at each other match
YAAAAAAAAAWWWWN

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this is trash

shes unironically pretty ugly for a brazilian

>wmma

Watch it on your television you retards it is free

Ortega is a trophy bf for Halle Berry

This was the fight to miss for snacks. fucking awful

What the heck there's barely any oil checks

Get the espn+ app or move to bongland and watch on bt sport

ETA on Masvidal vs Askren?

cute

This one has FOTY written all over it

>struggling against a 9-7

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Watching Gilbert Melendez fights in 2019 is not based

It may be too early to say but Clawja deserves FOTN and POTN for this

Judges should just stop the fight a R1.
UD, both lose.

>wmma

judging by the commentary in this thread i madd the right call to get a fap in

Why are they not naked though?

BOOOOOOOOOOOO

That would suck.

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WMMA fights should be done nude so they don't have to worry about nipple slips

Who else here is in another tab until you hear joe scream "OHHHHHHH"

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It literally didn't.

RIP

10pm colombian time i think

What percentage of womens fights end in decision?

>a combined 2 significant strikes!

Wheres the link faggots?

Cut Randa.

boooooooo

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

wat in the fuck was that bs

Imagine if she accidently crushed your head with her thighs haha

D..did no one tell them it's HEEM day?

What's this?

Why don't they wrestle more?

have sex

99.999999999999999999999997

DICEY SPICY FIGHT

fucking cazz just leave

Wait are you so poor you dont have ESPN?

jaws but with alligators?

thats fucking stupid

thank you spud

Should've done pushups or fapped instead of watching this. WMMA outside of title fights makes for a good break in the card.

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>she's slowing down
>slowing down
>slowing

Most unless they are bulldykes like Nunes and Cyborg

Quints wasted on a single-monitor poorfag.

lmao Gadelha is the can between the two

could mark rippetoe beat these girls?

10-9 little monkey

first round finish=more filler

about two and a half bongs

That would be crazy lol. Imagine she holds your head down there after a long sweaty day haha

Wouldn't be the worst way to go out.

>actually buying ufc clothing

is clawja winning? or at least lots of sweaty grinding going on?

>literally just a black tee with the characters UFC239 on it
>$40

kek

I need to go to Lush to get soap and shit for my new place.

Top 5 bath bombs, lads?

anything under 90+% would be shocking

Bacardi, the official drink of the third world

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>he doesnt have a personal customized walkout jersey

there has never been a good shark or croc movie apart from jaws

This fight is stank

DON’T BLINK

wew

Me on the right

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>chile
>calling anyone else a poorfag
Ok third worlder

Did jon hiccup lmao?

I'd giver her a locker room bonus if you know what I mean

Fuck the mouse
gib link pls

Imagine if she brap'd and you get a swift whiff of it ew haha

>*ruins your night*

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>9-7
>Top 14
Damn wmma is s-s-stacked such great competition fuck you d'Anal Blight.

wmma was a mistake

>1-2's : The fight

This should be a draw with no one winning a round. Change my mind.

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where tf is a stream wtf?

Crocodile Dundee?

This is a tough card to get comfy for.

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Who's even winning this shit fight?

we're on BASED STREAM dotcom watching "The Fight" come join us!

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What about Anaconda??

new rules

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Do women fight when on their period? Seriously.

Only incels hate WMMA

please explain a little further

So this....is the power....of """"""heem""""""" day?

lmao Rogan is disgusted

>markos waist and chicken legs

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>BOXERCISE

aaaaannndd once again they completely destroyed any momentum in the card by putting this shit on

NONE OF THESE WORK

jamal was asian holy shit

all fights like this should decide the winner by a literal coin toss

literally what is the gameplan from either camp here?

Fag real men use jergens

>nobody in the US is poor
>the US is not third world
>rich people aren't comparatively even richer in third world countries
Think more.

>canada

it's not called sheem day for a reason, pal

Beast of a chess match, bee.

all my 5 picks made it in

>thought fight was in the third round
>it’s only the second

This is brutal lads

that’s a unit fershure

when is the CM Punk match?

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I've been saying this since proto-heem threads

I hate those goof they don't know shit that's why i rather watch a english stream

rizin is 100000x better than this shit

fuck ufc womens div

Prime Joe and Goldie>Joe DC Cruz>Joe Anik DC>Joe Felder Anik>Anik Felder Bisping

Based.

Open them in Edge.
I couldn't get them to work in FF or Chrome, but edge worked.

Classic

This is pathetically boring

Jones
Holly
Askren
Jan
Chiesa

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What a dumb fight

>he doesn’t like having comfy baths

Missing out, m8.

I'll quote a youtube comment. I WANT TO CREAMPIE CLAUDIA

god claudia looks like shit

Do any of them have any actual wrestling talent
It's been years since I've watched ultimate surrender

Does Dana have some lewd pics of Joe or something? Why TF does he even bother calling these shit shows anymore

one of the worst fights i've ever seen, jesus

>being born a shitskin in a shithole thirdworld country
>being rich
pick one paco

Markos is better desu

>WMMA

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>WMMA
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Only a casual would be hating this tactical high-level beast of a fight

DAMN THAT FUCKING KNEE

Clawja is crushing this can

>implying any female fighters except the very tip top level follow gameplans
There are like 5-7 good female fighters at any given time in the UFC and neither of these women are in that group

WMMA is worthless

trash fight
cant even jerk off cause 2 ugos

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This fight should be 0-0 and another 0 for people watching

I don't rank Dan Hardy. He is unranked in my P4P commentary team list

LETTING THE DAYS GO BY

Whats your reasoning for Jan? I picked him too

>ree zees

>calling this a "fight"

Whatever happens, Claudia won my heart

>1 min stream delay

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easy money for him to just do what he likes doing

dc_mma
Since day 1 you’ve always been my guy @lukerockhold , good luck tonight in your new division. I feel you’re gonna do amazing. Kick ass champ!!!!!
instagram.com/p/BzmH5wwBWZM/

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00's joe and goldie were elite

Going to masturbate but not to this fight

just nutted

yadong was asian

I thought it was over

>allowing lower ranked WMMA on ESPN proper
waste of 1m viewers really

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why does DC have such a hard on for his gym partners?

Luke is too cocky, no hespect

>Anything with Cruz not in last

dude, bro, you live in a literal gutter

>dropped your opponent 6 times
lmao Felder what rounds do you watch?

alright canada you're in charge of goofing the picks lmao

That was quick

is dana giving joe talking points?

SHEEEEEEEM SLEEEEEPY

wew

rip kebab man

gay as fuck

Humping never happens in the fights you want it to

the Portuguese language makes me want to vomit

Because he fellates them in the locker room after rolling?

H-he’s fast

>you'll never look like or have the athletic ability of Luke rockhold

Feels bad man

Why would Dana and Shelby schedule this bout on Heem Day?

waiting for the jon fight too?

Jesus was asian

Jon Picogram Jones
Nunes
Askren
Luke
Sanchez

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Marreta
Nunes
Masvidal
Jan
Diego

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JUST LICK HER SNATCH OR SOMETHING DO LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE THAN WHAT YOURE DOING

Non of those combos can compete with the Pride Goats.

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only Men and Women 'of Taste' use BASED STREAM dotcom to watch "THE FIGHT (TM)" why don't you guys join us there, Old Tops?

Trash opinion, posted a trash fighter and from a trash country not surprised

Jones
Nunes
Masvidal
Blachowicz
Chiesa

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JOE BTFO OUT OF WMMA AFTER 3 YEARS OF THIS SHIT

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>why did ripple go sub only?
what do you mean sub only
it's working for me?

This bar im at has a mirror so i can see myself. What do. I dont want to be sad

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I've taken too many drugs the last 2 days and I can't nut. I dont like this feel.

Rogan should have both these chicks on his show and give them the schaub talk.

WHY IS CLAUDIA SO FUCKING SCARED
BEAT HER ASS

Joe's commentary is getting.. predictable

Early prelim wmma was nice

Remember when Gadelha was the #2 WMMA P4P?

HOLY FUCK JOE ACTUALLY SAID IT

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I'm heemed sleepy bros

it's called having friends. You wouldn't know about that

watch the tv behind you

put the women on their own cards so the few that care can watch those ones and the rest of us won't have to suffer

HOW CAN WE GET THIS ON HEEM DAY

THIS ISN'T RIGHT
DELETE THIS. DO NOT LET IT INTERRUPT HEEM DAY CELEBRATIONS. PRETEND IT DOESN'T EXIST.

here is a heem for your viewing pleasure

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Ask the bar to cover it up

>t. mutt

Rogan just called a brazilian an animal on live tv.

Mcgregor cardesque number of picks coming in tonight, Joe

BONES
NOONEZ
BEN THE GOAT
JAN (LOCK OF THE WEEK)
CHIESA

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ah before there was no video

Based one second user

Dude, bro, you literally know nothing about anywhere but your shithole country if that.

thanks user

Ive been edging to luke rockhold interviews all day. Cant wait to release when he fights

>this division is stacked

Jones
Amanda
Funky
Jorge
Chiesa

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the duality of man

Bad Prelims -> Great Main Card

both these cunts deserve to lose ranking

Jones
Nunes
Masvidal
Blackowicz
Sanchez

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Literally worse than Ngannou/Lewis

Did Joe sign an ESPN contract?

fuck off pepper nigger

Take a piece of clothing and cover your face.

Another one

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>Greetings from Sao Paulo! I'm learning the language: breakdancing in the Special Olympics is called Capoeira and cocaine is called brunch

- Chael Sonnen

Joe “nice leg kick” Rogan.

This.

Clawja 30-27

BASED Joe shitting on the fight

>fucking a bitch hardcore
>can't nut because you've bitten off an orgasm twice already
fml

t. literal nigger.

I saw a rat at work today, he fell asleep in right out in the open
I walked up to him and clapped, I said "oi dickhead, you can't sleep here, move on"
He opened his eyes, looked at me and blinked. His eyes were foggy, and his fur was grey tinged. He waddled away slowly.

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BASED STREAM dotcom is where we are watching "THE FIGHT (TM)"

Hey guys I missed it what happened in that fight?

Big fan of Nike Price me

Another one

Delete that fight from your memory bros.

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Bizarre fight. Randa fought like she was scared from the first second of the fight.

what did she say

EEDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nothing.

thank god its over

I mean at least you could make them cum a few times but I don't care about that desu

Make a burka out of a t shirt.

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I am a lover and respecter or women.

You know they have the view numbers behind the scenes for each fight individually.

Imagine being in the meeting when they are going over everything and get to this fight. I bet the dip is substantial.

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let the bong make the thread

Shit wrong webm sorry bros

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just now tuning in
were there any good clips from early prelims or the first prelim fight

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alt right incel hero joe rogan hates women. what else is knew.

That was nice to read, was it from something?

Someone make a new damn thread

>Dad I can't get a boner

>tough fight

Jon
Holly
Askren
Luke
Chiesa

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based interracial bromance

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>Which is gayer - downed opponent rule or wmma?

time for retirement

Is it really a virus?

she could make me cum like a mother fucker but we can still watch "THE FIGHT" on BASED STREAM dotcom. Join us in the chat for kino, cartoons, movies, UFC!

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They know what their doing, it's just filler

anyone got ace link?

Joe was offended by a bkfc who said people who don't engage don't get paid but he mumblings about ESPN that doesn't want to show fights like this non-stop. He is so easy to influence it's ridiculous

>I TRANSITIONED

I KNEW IT

your moms my best friend, I love sticky my fat cock in her hairy pussy

>I transitioned

plz retire. both of yous

>I transition from a male to a female

I WANNA FUG CLAUDIA

I really wish Olivi would ride me cowgirl style and just pump the cum right out of my dick inside of her haha

Buff >>>> based

this is me
im staying honest, and i aint submitting multiple picks like some of you punks

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Fuck. I think I might have seen that live. Forgot how goddamn brutal that elbow was. Holy shit. I can't believe Diego is still fighting after all this time.

DAMN CLAUDIA IS FUCKING RUINED

>bragging about cardio after that snoozer
Pathetic

>Marreta
>Holly
>Masvidal
>Jan
>Diego

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This cunt sounds exactly like a fucking shemale, just how roided out is she?

Trips of truth.

All brazilians are roid users. Good fucking golly that voice makes it so obvious.

I WANT TO FUCK CLAUDIA'S MOTHER IN HER BIRTHDAY SUIT

no one fucking cares

Jones
Nunes
Askren
Rockhold
Chiesa

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someone make a thread lazy fucks

where is the new bread and WHERE IS TWITCHY?

basedstream com
basedstream com
basedstream com

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I think you mean BASED STREAM dotcom

new

too bad because jon wont lose to a brazilian monkey

you care

>my cardio is so great i can stand up and do nothing for 3 rounds

Hey guys, it might be a good idea to get that PPV order out of the way. that way you don't have to rush to buy it when the main card starts!

Jones
Nunes
Askren
Rockhold
Nightmare

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she's ready to work retail

Man, me too.

come to basedstream dot come to watch the fight with abunch of other fags, no new fags allowed if you can't figure out how to get here

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Thanks bee

>tfw the casuals itt cant recognize a snoozefest within the first minute of the fight
I took a well needed schaub. Thanks claudia for being shit at fighting

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Final one for this thread

heem day resumes.

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holy shit

Trusting w*men towork hard, never again

it's legal to grab onto someone's trunks? how have i never seen this before? has it ever made a serious impact in a fight?

that was from ufc 12, back in '97
it was the same event as Vitor Belforts debut as a 19 year old

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Jones
Nunes
Askren
Rockhold
Chiesa

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Jones
Nunez
Askren
Not Rockhold
Chelsea

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Has Shawn Omalley ever NOT tested positive?

Jones
Nunes
Askren
Rockhold
Chiesa

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Thanks for including me king