UFC 239 GAMETHREAD #1

First for eating out Megan's big juicy muff

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have sex

fuck you

Imagine thinking any man from Wales could produce enough test to be a good fighter.

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Armenia vs Wales

I fucking hate marshman after that terrible last fight of his
LETS GO ARMENIAN BOY
HEEM THIS SHEEPSHAGGING CUNT

anyone know where a dank tier illicit stream is at?

>heemday
>no heems

>explanation mark

Edmen is plural for Edmond.

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i fucking hate it, it takes away from fighter's entrance

never picking disgusting muslims again

>Wales's's top fighter

Jones loses via KO
Nunes loses via decision
Askren loses via sub

Megan is like a 7/10.

MMA fans look bad when they obsess over her.

The real heem day was the friends we made along the way.

I JUST HAD A VISION... I RECENTLY HAD 2 VISIONS PREDICTING THE CALIFORNIA EARTHQUAKES... THIAGO SANTOS WILL KNOCK OUT JONES, PUT YOUR HOUSE ON IT. THE BIGGEST UPSET EVER HAPPENS TONIGHT!!!!

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#UFC239 guaranteed purses, per NSAC:

Jon Jones - $500K
Thiago Santos - $350K
Amanda Nunes - $300K/$200K (win bonus)
Holly Holm - $300K
Jorge Masvidal - $100K/$100K
Ben Askren - $210K/$160K
Luke Rockhold - $200K/$150K
Jan Blachowicz - $46K/$46K

HEEEEEEDDDDDMMMMOOOOOOOMMMEEEENNNNNNTTT

Lads I can't believe this is really Ben's last day on this world. Bless his soul. I hope Jorge makes it quick.

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It's gonna be a borefest until Thiago heems JJ for Heem Day

Hot

pathetic

I've had money on him his last fights he's won me loads. +200 against Mickey Gall what a joke. Chiesa has a good shot though.

Heem starts on this fight cazzie

LMAO BEN MAKING DOUBLE PISSVIDAL

VIRUS CITY

imagine the smell

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What disease/injury do you have that's preventing you from being a UFC fighter?

>Everybody goofing by betting against the based eagle

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no legs

its 2019, use an adblocker ya fucking noob

Dick too big to fit in a cup

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Wage cuck right here. Is this card worth staying up tonight boys?Have to wake up at 6. I usually watch the prelims the night of, then the main card the next morning before work.

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It's more than you'll make ya GOOF

She has that girl next door vibe and she looks like a good wife. Also she likes manlet, it probably gives hope to a lot of manlets here

>Masvidal is going to get a title shot with wins over Darren Till and a guy whose 0-0-1 in the UFC.

What a joke.

he has so many unique angles when you're in the ring with him it feels like you're fighting Edmen

Our UFC 239 Fight Pass Prelims headliner

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no go to sleep

please tell me someone got a capture of that askren fan

yes bro

UFC FIGHT PASS EARLY PRELIMS 6:15 PM EST, ESPN PRELIMS 8:00 PM EST, PPV MAIN CARD 10:00 PM EST

MAIN CARD
Jon Jones vs. Thiago Santos TITLE FIGHT
Amanda Nunes vs. Holly Holm TITLE FIGHT
Jorge Masvidal vs. Ben Askren
Luke Rockhold vs. Jan Blachowicz
Diego Sanchez vs. Michael Chiesa
UNDERCARD
Gilbert Melendez vs. Arnold Allen
Marlon Vera vs. Nohelin Hernandez
Claudia Gadelha vs. Randa Markos
Alejandro Perez vs. Yadong Song
Edmen Shahbazyan vs. Jack Marshman
Ismail Naurdiev vs. Chance Rencountre
Pannie Kianzad vs. Julia Avila

Happy Heem Day one and all. I hope you've got your bottle of Proper Twelve ready for the fights brothers. One shot per heem on heem day. Let's get shattered fellas

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jones should have just played basketball the league minimum is about 900K/year!

>370 is double 200

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Cerebral palsy/nerve damage

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Wait, why are these dudes wearing shorts? Should this not be naked sports?

this is fucking heem day, if you have to ask then you are a fag and should probably get your beauty sleep instead of shitting up this thread

imagine rose playfully putting you in a triangle choke

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An education.

That 21 ye old has weird chest and stomach

jesus christ

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HEEM SLEEPY

HEEM SLEEEEEPY

Marshman is such a can lmao

TAPPY

heem tappy

Shahbazyan is not an american name...where is he from

TAPPY HEEM

JUST

>CAN CRUSHED

BASED EDMOND SAVES HEEM DAY

500k just for one fight and not including bonuses tho

marshman is a can

i told you armenian bvll

free money it is

How long until Edmund ruins him?

Can they just give him a real fucking opponent now?

DONEZO

im 21 too.

>Welsh "Men"

With a quickness!

How is he so good?

>naked sports
>naked claudia
whew

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Oh yeah, I'm thinking he's my boy

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FUCK THE WELSH LMAO FUCK THE WELSH FUCK THE WELSH
HOW DID THAT FULL CAMP OF FUCKING SHEEP SERVE YOU YOU FUCKING CUNTS

marshcan

basedstream com
basedstream com
basedstream com

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Lads this guy is actually good...

LANKLETS RISE UP

unironically would prefer if all fighters were naked and greased up

not even in a gay way, just to add another layer of intrigue

WHITE MAN MARCHES ON

Based zoomer

APOLOGIZE

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>imagine the smell

Marshman might be the biggest british can ever in the UFC, even bigger than Bisping

is he /our/guy?

Manlets, when will they learn?

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new roganism: Shabazayan is insane!!!

Luckily i told my bro not to bet on marshman

>beat a can
>This guy can do everything!

What a tall chad. Makes rogan look like the manlet he is

P A R A S I T E

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wait how is she taller then both of those guys

Imagine not wanting her to birth your sons

Cuckvidal is only making one hunnid k tonight buddeh

Would it feel bad to lose very quickly?

that titty bounce finna be a webm, i know it

>manlets
disgusting

Marshmallow has always been a bum, at least he used to have the excuse of a military contract so he couldn't train full time.

Edmund is gonna ruin Shahbazyan so it all evens out.

me on the left

God I came so fucking hard watching that heeeeeeeemeerrrrrr

I feel like a saw a titty bounce.

>21
>10-0 pro

Christ I'm 20 this year and I've only had one amateur fight.

COACH EDMOND

OH NO NO NO NO

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Fuckin forrest gump

Have you not seen that video of him attempting to dunk a basketball?

"Coach Edmund"

Gross

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white bvll and manlet jew cuck.jpg

I can't wait to watch Colby Covington beaten to a PULP.

she is a tiny lil cutie patootie

meanwhile you are probably a 3/10, probably 5’0 flat, probably a 100k net worth

Just think how intimidating a huge dong would be, or even the opposite. Khabib could have a micropenis and would go into every fight SHOOK.

I think they're mexicans

hes a year younger than me and mogs me in every fucking aspect. what the fuck

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based af

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Common sense

The kid is happy af bro's

who is the girl?

Prelim Joe is a million times better than main card Joe

wake up cazzies

yeah that was the "joke"

there it is

Song You Are Dong up next

Why are women like this?

i bet her feet are lovely

He is so vicious lmao

amanda nunez

Bernard Hopkins was released from prison at 23

Bens going to get humbled, decision to Masvidal.

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Megan and I just need to meet each other for 5 minutes. She'd ditch that midget by about 4.

God, imagine slamming her ass while she bounces on your cock. God those tits are so nice, bet her ass is perfect too. Fuck imagine her grinding on you with her pussy and ass and sucking on her tits while pulling her hair and choking her

She wants the armenian dick

never gets old holy fuck

GODren GODren GODren GODren
Even Megan is acknowledging George is rattled lmao

If i saw one of you incels in the street i would knee you in the anus so all the blood would go to your hemroidal system so your kidney fails then knee you in the live and all blood will go to your live, ill take your virginity in a dirty sanchez kind of way

>tfw bet on reconture

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i bet you can bounce your big titties too fatty

I wonder what Askren's skull looks like under that hair

Who's he talking about?

>Ref takes a point from Askren for sticking that pointy chin of his out

Guaranteed Joe B has a bigger hog than you, Nigel.

boob physics on point

Someone screenshot those welterweight rankings please.

someone on my stream says askren has 9 points for striking with his ridiculous chin

Why is it so empty?

jones
nunes
askren
jan

someone better take my picks

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I invented toilet olivi

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Tyson Griffin

nobody knew the wmma on the early shitlims

>21
>successful athlete
>I'm 21 and have never worked for more than minimum wage

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Vegas crowds fill in slow
Except at the Palms, the comfiest arena

this fight was fix this fight was fix this fight look fix

Major jaw surgery. 12 screws are all that's holding it together.

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cringe.

Daily reminder jorge is 1 for his last 3

LMFAO THEY WANNa hype ben up but they can only show 1 fight

Amanda Nunes has top tier armpits.

when will rose move up in weight to heem Nunez

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Askren's trash talk is overrated.

Of course I can but I'm too well mannered to do it in public.

>Rogan hyping a dude for beating Jack fucking Marshman

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looks like an armo herself

>they replay the lawler robbery

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It's that long chin and curly hair that does it for me bros, I hope he gets heemed

Sounds like you're an expert in imagining other men's hogs, Diego. I'm just happy you're chasing your dream.

hot as fuck

to tempt us

after she heems cyborg

Kek

Bone grows around the screws and plates, they're no longer structural after healing's done.

jesus do you seriously thought that was lewd or something? she was just celebrating

Yeah they'll just show the bellator highlights good idea ;)

DC VS BONES III CONFIRMED

>Heemed so hard his chin normalizes, and his hair relaxes

she unironically can't even definitively beat tecia or karolina ffs

>He ditched his military career for this
Sad!

god bless motivated jones

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If you think you could cuck Joey B because you are taller than him you have another thing coming, fatty

Joey B is the chaddest chad in the UFC under 170 lbs

Shenanigans

Megan olivi is so cute

He's 21 and he dominated him, that's impressive.

It's not super quotable like Connors one liners are but he is effective with it since he consistently gets under peoples skin with his comments.

Which woman mixed martial artist has the biggest clit in the game?

Same but I still fight, don't quit.

Post setups

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She could've dressed modestly instead of wearing her titties on display like that. I would never do that.

anybody got a webm of rockhold getting heemed

I don't follow wmma, who's the one on the right?

Tyson Griffin after he made a remark about Jones losing his nike deal.

I'm from /biz/. Everyone complains that they're poor but when i gave them a chance at free money (by just betting on Silva) they just laughed at me. I guess some people will just be poor forever

Imagine Rose's reaction to being pile driven wasn't to grab onto her opponent tightly thus maximizing the impulse between her skull and that mat.

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Ivan Drago jonny bones is pretty scary bros. starting to feel nervous for santos's wellbeing

i was kicked in the anus once so hard I dropped drops of cum

PBR?
CRACKED
STEAK?
SITTING OUT SALTED ON THE COUNTER
ME?
READY FOR HEEM

Robert Whittaker

JBJ's nickname for Izzy Martinez

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fuckkk about to break nofap bros

Shevchenko has a dick clit. She would make you wear her ballerina stockings as she fucked you with it haha.

Heart condition desu

If you have a moderate amount of money you could probably pay strippers or porn stars to be in videos with you

>Gus was a bigger dog than Smif
Wow

Can Jok Anik stop talking about fucking gambling every time he opens his fucknig mouth? Disgusting fucking degenerate.

Kek

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how good is Paul Felder on the commentary?

Bad knee, bad shoulder (both from hard sparring at my MT gym), hiatal hernia. plus I have ulcerative colitis, so weight cutting is gonna be a no-go.

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nobody named silva is fighting tonight

Cartels are getting worse and worse man

Stream?

*snif*

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>Joey B

imagine if she knew how to defend takedowns like joanna

Boys will be boys don'tcha know

>The argument was always him or Mighty Mouse

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Doesn't RDA have that?

Holly Holm
She's been hitting the horse meat hard in the run up to this fight, gained at least 2 inches.

is that you bro?

LMAOOOOO wow must suck to be poor lol

wtf

Jones is due to catch a fluke KO that sets in motion the downfall of his career.

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I want Gianna to sexually bully me.

im a pussy and im waiting for my stress fractures to heal

Rogan shilling again for this cheat

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Can he walk it off?

wow santos is a can.

The fight pass prelims are over
After the fight pass prelims are the main prelims
The main prelims will begin in about 5 minutes

Looks like Rachael Ostovich.

poor guy can’t afford to gamble HAHAHAHAHHA

If Jones ever gets heemed, Punished Jon is going to be the scariest and most violent fighter that ever lived

He's better than 2019 Rogan

Why hasn't JBJ committed another crime or got himself suspended again? Is he even trying?

>Jon "busted for roids but USADA sucks my dick" Jones

/fraud/

GSP real goat

terminal shitty-athlete-ism

there is no known cure

>to lose to win

aren't you supposed to be blonde pale and with blue eyes?

Fucking niggers, every time

This

I hust put $1500 on santos because of your post

I fucking hate Joe Rogan

s-sugoi

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I'm a lover, not a fighter, but nobody loves me.

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what exactly did they mean by this?

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Maybe I'll have to ask a doc. They wouldn't let me even join the Navy because of it.

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Ahhhh yes. You've given me my response :)

>Olivi changed clothes
Who banged her, necessitating a wardrobe change?

Ben?

Anyone have any links to streams or know where they could be found?

fuck off gsp you roidgut fat fuck

instagram.com/p/BzmCV46AsSH/

Guys she loves him.

Just wait until the actual in cage murder.
And I do mean actual

JUST BLEED

>those thin olivi lips
It's 2019. Get some fillers.

not a particularly good or interesting take

You're a shitty athlete because you never gave 110% of yourself to a sport.

Ben interview was taped yesterday

Thoughts on tonight's desk?

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>Thiago Santos is the most prolific knockout artist in the history of the Ultimate Fighting Championship - Jon Anik

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When with the "gsp is natty" meme die?

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Nature is so mean. I hate seeing that.

DC

My wallet is broke.

Google the slang term for rock cocaine + streams

CRINGE
Imagine still going on about the 3 piece and the soda meme in july

Is this a joke?

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Askrens face will look like that Treeheem.

>3 white guys

Cant believe it

is he pregnant with an alien?

>USADA ignores roids

how is this acceptable?

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Jones via TKO (dislocated knee)

i miss cruz

>tfw when holm and nunes having bigger dicks than you

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who /box/ here

also who is this BUM to the right of rogan on commentary

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>GreaSP
Fedor is literally the only valid GOAT

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That was from having colitis. It's a pretty simple explanation

why does rogan have his wife phone?

Swap out Felder with DC and Joe with the other DC and we're talmking GOAT desk

OOOOOOH HE'S HURT!

These roided out chicks

>marsha arsh

What is this guy's problem? Is it insecurity in his masculinity?

I also have that gut, and am 100% natty

ÁI RÉVE SOMI FING

lmao shes thirsty af

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All Edwards said is July? Lmao, after he beats Dos Anjos he'll leapfrog Masvidal. Masvidal did him a favour.

my nigga

keratokonus, eye disease that can be treated with corneal transplant, i'm blind without contact lenses and lasic does not work.

>rogan
>white

Thankful we don't have to listen to Dominic Cruz talk over everyone and "be right" all the time

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why is pauli malanagi's hair so big now

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I love you.

Loving his hitman cosplay

Thats because youre a weak willed faggot. Its a video pussy.

*rubs your belly for good luck*

How do I cure this condition?

You're a gentleman and a scholar.

He was probably as much of a piece of shit as them

Does GSP have palumboism?

Okay memes aside and bullshit aside, was GSP legit during his entire career or what? He looks clean I don't know why you guys say hes not where are the sources?

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God she's wet for him

We'd need a new word for that KO. What if he ironically disabled Johnny Walker so he couldn't walk anymore and subsequently became a blended whisky alcoholic?

You have bowel cancer

give birth

The prelims have begun, tune in on your local prelim rebroadcaster

Jones would heem fedor in his prime no problem

>dc

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You can literally go and find the quote where GSP outright says it's easy to cheat the testing system
No one has ever been natty in the history of the ufc except for mcgregor, bisping and diaz bros

first time he fought bj penn, penns team said gsp was greasing his back

Oh thank goodness, I was afraid it was going to be a dog or something getting hurt

Can confirm. I have colitis and IBS, and I get bloated and distended as fuck a lot of the time. Looks like I’m pregnant. Shit sucks.

Cormier > Felder = Bisping >>>> Poominick

>how is this acceptable?

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Serious question. What is Jones’ biggest win?

I don't want to waste a big brain by letting it be hit by giant muscular niggers over and over while drunk mutts scream like apes. Also, I probably have no talent for high level fighting.

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Did every stream switch to apehoop?

>Be 3-1 in AMMA
>hound the venue bar after every fight looking for MMA thots
>none
you said whores would be flocking to me

"He looks clean" nigga have you seen his gyno? Did you see how THICC he looked when came back to fight Bisping? Heem yourself my guy

>he looks clean

Thanks Canada, you're alright.

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>espn forced us to watch that cringy basketball shit

he was legit at taking PEDs
he was legit at covering himself in grease
he was legit at lying on the opponant for 5 rounds
he was legit at losing to matt serra

so yes

now that he is out of his prime, we can disrespect him, like we disrespect everybody else in the same way.

Why do blacks have such an inferiority complex?
Case in point Jon Jones.

>he'll leapfrog Masvidal.
>he doesn't know the winner of Askren Vs Jorge is getting the next title shot

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Reducing a 4 year ban down to 15 months

DC

>BOOM ROASTED

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Wtf how is Chael a paid commentator for both UFC and Bellator?

its back

YA DONG TIME

imagine unironically liking Dominic Cruz on the desk

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>mcgoober
>natty

>you said whores would be flocking to me
Nobody said this

What will Rockholds next career be? Modeling doesn't count.

GPS AND DCFAGS GO TO REDDIT OR SHERSHIT

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lmfao

I don't get why you as a brazilian would ever call anyone from america a mutt. Your entire bloodline is mixed with all kinds of shit and you are literally the same color as the picture you posted or darker

DC, Machida, Vitor

i like Michael Bisping, like my british frens says, he looks like a good bloke

Agreed.

With Diego’s anti aging regime he very well could become the youngest ufc champion in history.

Who else here /Randa/?

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Cruz is a worse fate than cancer, I hate that motherfucker.

no, he's a paid commentator for both bellator and espn

wow khabib is so tough surrounded by 30 people cornering one person

mydong

Bisping and Chael in the studio are cool.

>gps

kek

cant say no to biggest arms in west linn oregon

Choking out Machida

2 white males and a jew

Reddit “”””GOATs””””
Daniel Cormier
>pretends to be the good guy but isn't at all; beat the weakest HW champ
Royce Gracie
>rigged a tournament to inevitably sell an incomplete martial art to the masses
Dominick Cruz
>smug overrated asshole
Fedor Emelianenko
>fought cans and got demolished by real competition
Anderson Silva
>a cheater whose steroid use has marred his entire career
Jose Aldo
>defeated a weak division and cannot handle loss
Matt Hughes
>bitter and angry as evidenced by his puerile autobiography; recently dealt a blow by karma
Wanderlei Silva
>literally ran away from steroid accusations
Shane Carwin
>doesn't possess the warrior spirit as evidenced by being let go from Rizin
Josh Samman
>a drug user and a cheat; karmically removed

Yea Forums Legends
Kevin Randleman
>only fought quality opponents; a true man on and off the mat; Fedor greased
Urijah Faber
>the epitome of the word 'pioneer'; humble warrior
GSP
>virtually undefeated; avenged any loss he had with swift retribution
Rich Franklin
>does anything really need to be said about how great Ace is?
Maurice Smith
>showed that striking is better than grappling outside of catch wrestling
BJ Penn
>an eternal standard to how an athlete should perform; always exciting
Kazushi Sakuraba
>"in fact, pro wrestling is strong"
Aleksander emlianenko
>a man defamed and battered, shone the brightest but burned up quickly
Joe Son
>a man robbed of glory through false allegations
War machine
>shackled by society for breaking molds and challenging the status quo
Dennis Hallman
>removed for being brave enough to show his true colors
Randy Couture
>defended the sport in its infancy against the slanderous prattle of boxers; truly the natural
Jon Jones
>the once and future king; been marred due to personal conflicts and obvious attempts by his enemies to frame him

Based chemistry between Chael and Ping, would be good to get them at ringside on some cards

>pair of exciting bantamweight prospects

whose ready for a boring lopsided descision?

Same reason Luke lost his job over slighting him: He's a pillar of the sport

Hey I'm going to bar, does anyone want a Modelo™?

Rogan needs to stop yelling everything he says. when did he start doing this.

Jon Jones entire personality is borne of him having bigger, blacker brothers who beat the shit out him. Jon was a faggy nerd among the family. He acted white, his brothers acted very black.

His entire "I must nig harder than any nig before me" act is trying to shed that childhood trauma. DC is his biggest rival because DC is just like Jones was, a nerdy, corny nigga.

Cruz > Felder > Bisping > Chael > Cormier

>irish
>half italian
>white
stop this meme already

>we have two goats
this was one of Khabib's demands

aye

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always hated his style. he's the reason why people call MMA gay sex

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>felder
>future legend

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Why couldn't he be? Referees can judge in different organizations, why can't someone commentate as well as analyze fighters and fights for different organizations?

So. Jones, as great as he is, hasn’t really beaten a lot of greats. Not diminishing his talent but really, who has he fought?

Fuuuck no.

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Commentator

Hope you guys are cracking open a modelo

I like watching her bounce during fights

Giblert snaps losing streak tonight

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Felder is already a legend

Isn't it silly to call Nunez GOAT when women fighting has only been in existence for a few years?

>4 hours of bum fights on the prelims

They should just scrap prelims all together. People would buy more pay per view

He also hosts the best MMA podcast

based for rich franklin alone
also aleks

History of the UFC? Come on, there have been tonnes of great natty fighters, just not a lot of natty champs.

Imagine having to hype up Santos having a chance.

The biggest question of tonight: Is 12 beers enough?

didn't read

Randa will beat claudia

tfw my fightfu will be getting her hand raised soon

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SHUT THE FUCK ROGAINE

SO ANNOYING

I hope she flushes that squirel

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Reminder Jones is a /fraud/ faggot

Reminder Fedor in his prime would snap him in half without roids

what was Khabib saying to Artem here? i forget.

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Literally the opposite of of my picks.

shut up cazzie

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Nah.

>2 hours of prelims

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DANA THESE BUMS ARE WHAT THE BUM CARDS ARE FOR

You a tough guy for sure man

UFC prelims are great compared to the prelims of any other org.

For me it is meeting DC for the first time and jokingly saying he could take him down, this starting their blood feud, then actually going into the fight and taking the never before taken down DCuck down multiple times

HYBRID RULES?

FUCK OFF NEVADA

Based

when does all time begin fucktard

They've got Nemiroff™ brah?

isn't it weird how much of a monopoly ESPN became on MMA all of a sudden?

They have exclusive rights to the UFC making Dana shill ESPN+ 24/7, they've got Ariel Helwani and Brett Okamoto, they've got Bellator highlights, ONE highlights, they've got highlights to the PFL
In 2018 did they even know what MMA was?

completely out of the blue.

Im so excited brehs

Thanks! I'll do it right away Dana.

Sonk Yadonk

muh fedora

you're right, he is.

Clawja will dominate the first round, gas and then lose. Then she'll get cut and have to do porn. This is the best timeline to live in

YA DONG

GSP is natural, you can't disprove this. If he had done any steroids he would have been caught by now. Just admit hes the GOAT

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RATE MY SEATS POOR FAGS WATCHING AT HOME

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I gotta 'gree with you dawlg. Make prelims like the lower leagues in other sports, have em on a weeknight and if a fighter gets ranked they get a crack at a Saturday card.

Perez looked messed up at the ceremonial weigh-ins

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Song Yadong is an objectively hilarious name.

>Joe "If you don't support Google's technoreligion where we replace our bodies with cybernetics, running on Google hardware you're a fucking punk ass faggot who can't even pull guard" Rogan

>Joe "Elon Musk told me that we are already cyborgs because we have smart phones so why wouldn't you support transferring your consciousness to a machine, what are you scared?" Rogan

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Hes a stud, a real stud man, excuse me...

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahaha 80 dollars? eat shit dana

this
fucking Urijah Faber on next week's fight night
that fight was literally MADE for a numbered prelim

bad dana

SONG YADONG IS OUR GUY

WHAT A NAME

>the fix is in
these rules help wrestlefags so mcuh

Fucking based and BJpilled

BUILD

THAT

WALL

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Yeah, Askren is winning and going straight to number one, Edwards is taking number 3. Masvidal is going straight back down to 8 and then 11 and then back into irrelevancy.

good card tonight color me surprised

happy heem day bros here we go

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>ya dong is 21 years old

MMA would almost get no exposure

He is incredibly tough. You're absolutely right.

luego luego se le ve lo cholo, ojala lo heemen

Here we go, our prelims have begun

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ARRIBA ARRIBA

a full year of ESPN+
I'm not American but as a big sports fan that sounds like an incredible deal to me
I would be honoured to spend my dollary doos on such a wise investment

I can actually see this, there is something mentally unnerving about Jones that his brothers either caused or he was born with, his brothers probably saw it too. Growing up with two massive black NFL niggas beating the shit out of you every day is the reason Jon Jones exists

How do I lose weight bros?

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>Grounded fighter is a still a thing

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WE ARRRRRRRRRRE LIIIIIIIIVE

YA DONG

WEW LAD

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the mexican from aka is dogshit

TONIGHTS MOUNTAIN DEW PREP POINT IS SPONSORED BY THE FORD F-150 THE OFFICIAL MID SIZE SUV OF THE UFC

weightcut like ufc fighters guarantee you will lose weight

>chink
>mexican ranchera shit
Da fuck

Eryk Anders should change his nickname to Ya Dong

Intermittent fasting. Run. Eat healthy. Don’t drink alcohol.

>too far to clearly see the action in the cage
>too close to see the jumbotron.

Where can one find an Acestream link?

??? Why does it matter to you what day the fights you don't want to watch are on. Either don't watch them on wednesday, or don't watch them on saturday, brainlette

This nigga is 21 ffs

REEEEEE FUCK YOUR SPOILER STREAM

You didn't happen to get a screenshot of the welterweight rankings did you?

WHAT IS HEEM EATING ON HEEM DAY?

POST HEEM DAY MEALS

eat less, work harder

most guys in PRIDE would have murdered jones

>Just allow us to kill you so we can upload your consciousness to the Apple Cloud, goy

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>ya dong is 21
god i feel like shit

LGTSS
>nevada

Shouldn’t bet on chink insects but my money is on yadong

SONG YADONG'S GONNA TEABAG THIS GIMP

I agree, but I awlso have to disagree b.

LARGE

DONG

TIME

I hope the chinaman wins desu

Basado

>Song Yadong

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morbid obesity plus I have a great job as tech support in a call center

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I miss the days of corn to the core

>Picking an Asian fighter other than Korean Zombie
a bunch of you goofs gonna get goofed

idk but sounds terrible

>tf
>tp

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They give chinee favorable matchups so they can break into the market.

Get heem'd, mojao

the only one who is the GOAT to Yea Forums is the GOAT of the current minute, EVERYBODY else is a has-been who was never good in the first place.

HOW ABOUT

I SONG YA DONG?

Ching Chong Ding Dong

lost 45lbs in 3 months on keto

Reminder that Nate Diaz slapped all those guys and is the king of lightweight division.

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Perez looks SHOOK

It's even crazier if you remember how nasty the beef between UFC and ESPN used to be

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even worse watching hockey and theres 18-19yo zoomers playing and excelling

lose weight

literally stop eating.

B T F O

have sex

WHAT'S YOUR DONG NAME?

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HEEEEEM SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPU

I FUCKING HATE THESE ADS ON BOTTOM OF SCREEN

DONG’D

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>pro since 15 years old
Is mma becoming a real sport?

SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY

HEEM DAY COMMENCES

ABSOLUTELY BASED GOOK TAKIN OUT THE BROWN TRASH HEEEEEEEEEM SLEEEEEEEEEPY

HEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

dong'd

HEEM YA DONG

HEEM

i guess it really is /heemday/

BASED YADONG DOES IT AGAIN

RAISE YOUR DONGERS

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

CLAPPED

YESSS FUCK MEXICO

Jones
Nunes
Ben
Jan
Diego

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happy heem day

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMM

ITS OFFICIALLY HEEM DAY

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WEW LAD BACK TO SLEEP

...

HAPPY HEEM DAY

happy heem day

DONGED

HEEEEEEEM SRREEEEEEPY

HEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

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10 years ago Arianny Celeste was given a choice.

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aww I like Perez.

Go watch any content Jones has with his brothers. The dynamic is apparent. Jones immediately reverts back to that corny black kid persona. He hates that aspect of himself, so he veers hard into the other direction.

I started losing weight easily when I realized that 3 meals/day is complete bullshit. I started eating 1 fuck huge 1.5k calorie dinner, and just lightly snacking before that.

Do not drink anything other than tea, water and coffee.

Top Banana Expansion Pak

HOLY SHIT JAPS ON SUICIDE WATCH

SPICY

How can the non asians even compete?

YA DONG
A

D
O
N
G

THIS

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ahhaahah what the fuck is this 360 shit

I LOOK AT MY FOOD FOR A FUCKING SECOND

FUCKING RICED
HEEM DAY IS BLESSED

HEEM

FEO CULIAO

DONG'D

wtf how long has the 3D matrix shot existed?? first ive seen it

DAMN CHINA

>back right in time to see the heem
Heem day is blessed

this dude also has a brother , who is also a bad fighter

that 360 angle is fooking nice

we 3D now

based Frankie poster.

>naming your son "Your Penis Music"

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Now that another boring prelim fight has concluded, instead of going straight into the next one to get it over with, they're actually going to wait 15-20 minutes to start the next one. Why do they drag out the shittest fights? Just get to the main card as soon as possible. Imagine going to the super bowl and having to watch 4 hours of highschool football before the game starts.

Slanty eyes chinks literally the superior race

Holy shit that was a fucking fantastic knockout

YA DONG'D

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It's official
China>Mexico

come watch the ufc at my place and check for yourself fag

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WHEN DID THEY START USING THE 4D REPLAY SHIT FOR UFC

THAT WAS A DOPE SHOT OF THE KO

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HEEM SIESTA

It cost $300,000 every time they run it

Greg Lansky is buying the Donged.com domain as we speak

>HERRRRRRO WEGAS ASHAMA LAI

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HERRO RAYGAS

>boomer del colo que le gusta maiden
Flayte de Puente Alto confirmed.

China will take over the world

Team haffa male

>first prelim fight of /heem/ day (after great early prelims)
>First chinaman with knockout power gets a heem in round 1
Santos confirmed to win

Learn english ya fucken rice nigger

Incredible Cunt Expander

I've only ever seen it in MLB, they'd rotate around home plate for home run hits

I'm actually from Puerto Montt

youtube.com/watch?v=gJTXGKL5l-4

>Do you have any idea what Paul Felder would do for a cold Modelo right now?

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You're right, I knew I've seen it but wasn't sure where.
I think I saw it for a close sliding play at home

he would suck a whole dick for a sip of some cold modelo

Boring.

t. that guy who lies about literally everything in an attempt to seem interesting

Pajeet driving the Uber.

Maybe I replied to the wrong thread because I don't see mine. Coming up.

focus on bjj probably

Can't be helped.

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Hell be taking fat BBC in his ass in his next career

Jones
Nunes
Masvidal
Blachowicz
Chiesa

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These events are like 5% fighting 95% advertisements and chit chat.

only when we get a first round knockout

I can’t find an acestream link for this anywhere