UFC 239 GAMETHREAD #1
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hed mooment fighting now
It's Edmond time
>one chance at life
>doesn't have a tenner on Diego
kys
SHIT THREAD FUCKING MONKEY
happy heem day to every here
These Olivi intros are incredibly underwhelming
Who here is going to Buffalo Wild Wings to watch the FIGHTING?
YASS QUEEM
First for eating out Megan's big juicy muff
have sex
fuck you
Imagine thinking any man from Wales could produce enough test to be a good fighter.
Armenia vs Wales
I fucking hate marshman after that terrible last fight of his
LETS GO ARMENIAN BOY
HEEM THIS SHEEPSHAGGING CUNT
anyone know where a dank tier illicit stream is at?
>heemday
>no heems
>explanation mark
Edmen is plural for Edmond.
i fucking hate it, it takes away from fighter's entrance
never picking disgusting muslims again
>Wales's's top fighter
Jones loses via KO
Nunes loses via decision
Askren loses via sub
Megan is like a 7/10.
MMA fans look bad when they obsess over her.
The real heem day was the friends we made along the way.
I JUST HAD A VISION... I RECENTLY HAD 2 VISIONS PREDICTING THE CALIFORNIA EARTHQUAKES... THIAGO SANTOS WILL KNOCK OUT JONES, PUT YOUR HOUSE ON IT. THE BIGGEST UPSET EVER HAPPENS TONIGHT!!!!
#UFC239 guaranteed purses, per NSAC:
Jon Jones - $500K
Thiago Santos - $350K
Amanda Nunes - $300K/$200K (win bonus)
Holly Holm - $300K
Jorge Masvidal - $100K/$100K
Ben Askren - $210K/$160K
Luke Rockhold - $200K/$150K
Jan Blachowicz - $46K/$46K
HEEEEEEDDDDDMMMMOOOOOOOMMMEEEENNNNNNTTT
Lads I can't believe this is really Ben's last day on this world. Bless his soul. I hope Jorge makes it quick.
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It's gonna be a borefest until Thiago heems JJ for Heem Day
Hot
pathetic
I've had money on him his last fights he's won me loads. +200 against Mickey Gall what a joke. Chiesa has a good shot though.
Heem starts on this fight cazzie
LMAO BEN MAKING DOUBLE PISSVIDAL
VIRUS CITY
imagine the smell
What disease/injury do you have that's preventing you from being a UFC fighter?
>Everybody goofing by betting against the based eagle
no legs
its 2019, use an adblocker ya fucking noob
Dick too big to fit in a cup
Wage cuck right here. Is this card worth staying up tonight boys?Have to wake up at 6. I usually watch the prelims the night of, then the main card the next morning before work.
It's more than you'll make ya GOOF
She has that girl next door vibe and she looks like a good wife. Also she likes manlet, it probably gives hope to a lot of manlets here
>Masvidal is going to get a title shot with wins over Darren Till and a guy whose 0-0-1 in the UFC.
What a joke.
he has so many unique angles when you're in the ring with him it feels like you're fighting Edmen
Our UFC 239 Fight Pass Prelims headliner
no go to sleep
please tell me someone got a capture of that askren fan
yes bro
UFC FIGHT PASS EARLY PRELIMS 6:15 PM EST, ESPN PRELIMS 8:00 PM EST, PPV MAIN CARD 10:00 PM EST
MAIN CARD
Jon Jones vs. Thiago Santos TITLE FIGHT
Amanda Nunes vs. Holly Holm TITLE FIGHT
Jorge Masvidal vs. Ben Askren
Luke Rockhold vs. Jan Blachowicz
Diego Sanchez vs. Michael Chiesa
UNDERCARD
Gilbert Melendez vs. Arnold Allen
Marlon Vera vs. Nohelin Hernandez
Claudia Gadelha vs. Randa Markos
Alejandro Perez vs. Yadong Song
Edmen Shahbazyan vs. Jack Marshman
Ismail Naurdiev vs. Chance Rencountre
Pannie Kianzad vs. Julia Avila
Happy Heem Day one and all. I hope you've got your bottle of Proper Twelve ready for the fights brothers. One shot per heem on heem day. Let's get shattered fellas
jones should have just played basketball the league minimum is about 900K/year!
>370 is double 200
Cerebral palsy/nerve damage
Wait, why are these dudes wearing shorts? Should this not be naked sports?
this is fucking heem day, if you have to ask then you are a fag and should probably get your beauty sleep instead of shitting up this thread
imagine rose playfully putting you in a triangle choke
An education.
That 21 ye old has weird chest and stomach
jesus christ
HEEM SLEEPY
HEEM SLEEEEEPY
Marshman is such a can lmao
TAPPY
heem tappy
Shahbazyan is not an american name...where is he from
TAPPY HEEM
JUST
>CAN CRUSHED
BASED EDMOND SAVES HEEM DAY
500k just for one fight and not including bonuses tho
marshman is a can
i told you armenian bvll
free money it is
How long until Edmund ruins him?
Can they just give him a real fucking opponent now?
DONEZO
im 21 too.
>Welsh "Men"
With a quickness!
How is he so good?
>naked sports
>naked claudia
whew
Oh yeah, I'm thinking he's my boy
FUCK THE WELSH LMAO FUCK THE WELSH FUCK THE WELSH
HOW DID THAT FULL CAMP OF FUCKING SHEEP SERVE YOU YOU FUCKING CUNTS
marshcan
basedstream com
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Lads this guy is actually good...
LANKLETS RISE UP
unironically would prefer if all fighters were naked and greased up
not even in a gay way, just to add another layer of intrigue
WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
Based zoomer
APOLOGIZE
>imagine the smell
Marshman might be the biggest british can ever in the UFC, even bigger than Bisping
is he /our/guy?
Manlets, when will they learn?
new roganism: Shabazayan is insane!!!
Luckily i told my bro not to bet on marshman
>beat a can
>This guy can do everything!
What a tall chad. Makes rogan look like the manlet he is
P A R A S I T E
wait how is she taller then both of those guys
Imagine not wanting her to birth your sons
Cuckvidal is only making one hunnid k tonight buddeh
Would it feel bad to lose very quickly?
that titty bounce finna be a webm, i know it
>manlets
disgusting
Marshmallow has always been a bum, at least he used to have the excuse of a military contract so he couldn't train full time.
Edmund is gonna ruin Shahbazyan so it all evens out.
me on the left
God I came so fucking hard watching that heeeeeeeemeerrrrrr
I feel like a saw a titty bounce.
>21
>10-0 pro
Christ I'm 20 this year and I've only had one amateur fight.
COACH EDMOND
OH NO NO NO NO
Fuckin forrest gump
Have you not seen that video of him attempting to dunk a basketball?
"Coach Edmund"
Gross
white bvll and manlet jew cuck.jpg
I can't wait to watch Colby Covington beaten to a PULP.
she is a tiny lil cutie patootie
meanwhile you are probably a 3/10, probably 5’0 flat, probably a 100k net worth
Just think how intimidating a huge dong would be, or even the opposite. Khabib could have a micropenis and would go into every fight SHOOK.
I think they're mexicans
hes a year younger than me and mogs me in every fucking aspect. what the fuck
based af
Common sense
The kid is happy af bro's
who is the girl?
Prelim Joe is a million times better than main card Joe
wake up cazzies
yeah that was the "joke"
there it is
Song You Are Dong up next
Why are women like this?
i bet her feet are lovely
He is so vicious lmao
amanda nunez
Bernard Hopkins was released from prison at 23
Bens going to get humbled, decision to Masvidal.
Megan and I just need to meet each other for 5 minutes. She'd ditch that midget by about 4.
God, imagine slamming her ass while she bounces on your cock. God those tits are so nice, bet her ass is perfect too. Fuck imagine her grinding on you with her pussy and ass and sucking on her tits while pulling her hair and choking her
She wants the armenian dick
never gets old holy fuck
GODren GODren GODren GODren
Even Megan is acknowledging George is rattled lmao
If i saw one of you incels in the street i would knee you in the anus so all the blood would go to your hemroidal system so your kidney fails then knee you in the live and all blood will go to your live, ill take your virginity in a dirty sanchez kind of way
>tfw bet on reconture
i bet you can bounce your big titties too fatty
I wonder what Askren's skull looks like under that hair
Who's he talking about?
>Ref takes a point from Askren for sticking that pointy chin of his out
Guaranteed Joe B has a bigger hog than you, Nigel.
boob physics on point
Someone screenshot those welterweight rankings please.
someone on my stream says askren has 9 points for striking with his ridiculous chin
Why is it so empty?
jones
nunes
askren
jan
someone better take my picks
I invented toilet olivi
Tyson Griffin
nobody knew the wmma on the early shitlims
>21
>successful athlete
>I'm 21 and have never worked for more than minimum wage
Vegas crowds fill in slow
Except at the Palms, the comfiest arena
this fight was fix this fight was fix this fight look fix
Major jaw surgery. 12 screws are all that's holding it together.
cringe.
Daily reminder jorge is 1 for his last 3
LMFAO THEY WANNa hype ben up but they can only show 1 fight
Amanda Nunes has top tier armpits.
when will rose move up in weight to heem Nunez
Askren's trash talk is overrated.
Of course I can but I'm too well mannered to do it in public.
>Rogan hyping a dude for beating Jack fucking Marshman
looks like an armo herself
>they replay the lawler robbery
It's that long chin and curly hair that does it for me bros, I hope he gets heemed
Sounds like you're an expert in imagining other men's hogs, Diego. I'm just happy you're chasing your dream.
hot as fuck
to tempt us
after she heems cyborg
Kek
Bone grows around the screws and plates, they're no longer structural after healing's done.
jesus do you seriously thought that was lewd or something? she was just celebrating
Yeah they'll just show the bellator highlights good idea ;)
DC VS BONES III CONFIRMED
>Heemed so hard his chin normalizes, and his hair relaxes
she unironically can't even definitively beat tecia or karolina ffs
>He ditched his military career for this
Sad!
god bless motivated jones
If you think you could cuck Joey B because you are taller than him you have another thing coming, fatty
Joey B is the chaddest chad in the UFC under 170 lbs
Shenanigans
Megan olivi is so cute
He's 21 and he dominated him, that's impressive.
It's not super quotable like Connors one liners are but he is effective with it since he consistently gets under peoples skin with his comments.
Which woman mixed martial artist has the biggest clit in the game?
Same but I still fight, don't quit.
Post setups
She could've dressed modestly instead of wearing her titties on display like that. I would never do that.
anybody got a webm of rockhold getting heemed
I don't follow wmma, who's the one on the right?
Tyson Griffin after he made a remark about Jones losing his nike deal.
I'm from /biz/. Everyone complains that they're poor but when i gave them a chance at free money (by just betting on Silva) they just laughed at me. I guess some people will just be poor forever
Imagine Rose's reaction to being pile driven wasn't to grab onto her opponent tightly thus maximizing the impulse between her skull and that mat.
Ivan Drago jonny bones is pretty scary bros. starting to feel nervous for santos's wellbeing
i was kicked in the anus once so hard I dropped drops of cum
PBR?
CRACKED
STEAK?
SITTING OUT SALTED ON THE COUNTER
ME?
READY FOR HEEM
Robert Whittaker
JBJ's nickname for Izzy Martinez
fuckkk about to break nofap bros
Shevchenko has a dick clit. She would make you wear her ballerina stockings as she fucked you with it haha.
Heart condition desu
If you have a moderate amount of money you could probably pay strippers or porn stars to be in videos with you
>Gus was a bigger dog than Smif
Wow
Can Jok Anik stop talking about fucking gambling every time he opens his fucknig mouth? Disgusting fucking degenerate.
Kek
how good is Paul Felder on the commentary?
Bad knee, bad shoulder (both from hard sparring at my MT gym), hiatal hernia. plus I have ulcerative colitis, so weight cutting is gonna be a no-go.
nobody named silva is fighting tonight
Cartels are getting worse and worse man
Stream?
*snif*
>Joey B
imagine if she knew how to defend takedowns like joanna
Boys will be boys don'tcha know
>The argument was always him or Mighty Mouse
Doesn't RDA have that?
Holly Holm
She's been hitting the horse meat hard in the run up to this fight, gained at least 2 inches.
is that you bro?
LMAOOOOO wow must suck to be poor lol
wtf
Jones is due to catch a fluke KO that sets in motion the downfall of his career.
I want Gianna to sexually bully me.
im a pussy and im waiting for my stress fractures to heal
Rogan shilling again for this cheat
Can he walk it off?
wow santos is a can.
The fight pass prelims are over
After the fight pass prelims are the main prelims
The main prelims will begin in about 5 minutes
Looks like Rachael Ostovich.
poor guy can’t afford to gamble HAHAHAHAHHA
If Jones ever gets heemed, Punished Jon is going to be the scariest and most violent fighter that ever lived
He's better than 2019 Rogan
Why hasn't JBJ committed another crime or got himself suspended again? Is he even trying?
>Jon "busted for roids but USADA sucks my dick" Jones
/fraud/
GSP real goat
terminal shitty-athlete-ism
there is no known cure
>to lose to win
aren't you supposed to be blonde pale and with blue eyes?
Fucking niggers, every time
This
I hust put $1500 on santos because of your post
I fucking hate Joe Rogan
s-sugoi
I'm a lover, not a fighter, but nobody loves me.
what exactly did they mean by this?
Maybe I'll have to ask a doc. They wouldn't let me even join the Navy because of it.
Ahhhh yes. You've given me my response :)
>Olivi changed clothes
Who banged her, necessitating a wardrobe change?
Ben?
Anyone have any links to streams or know where they could be found?
fuck off gsp you roidgut fat fuck
Guys she loves him.
Just wait until the actual in cage murder.
And I do mean actual
JUST BLEED
>those thin olivi lips
It's 2019. Get some fillers.
not a particularly good or interesting take
You're a shitty athlete because you never gave 110% of yourself to a sport.
Ben interview was taped yesterday
Thoughts on tonight's desk?
>Thiago Santos is the most prolific knockout artist in the history of the Ultimate Fighting Championship - Jon Anik
When with the "gsp is natty" meme die?
Nature is so mean. I hate seeing that.
DC
My wallet is broke.
Google the slang term for rock cocaine + streams
CRINGE
Imagine still going on about the 3 piece and the soda meme in july
Is this a joke?
Askrens face will look like that Treeheem.
>3 white guys
Cant believe it
is he pregnant with an alien?
>USADA ignores roids
how is this acceptable?
Jones via TKO (dislocated knee)
i miss cruz
>tfw when holm and nunes having bigger dicks than you
who /box/ here
also who is this BUM to the right of rogan on commentary
>GreaSP
Fedor is literally the only valid GOAT
That was from having colitis. It's a pretty simple explanation
why does rogan have his wife phone?
Swap out Felder with DC and Joe with the other DC and we're talmking GOAT desk
OOOOOOH HE'S HURT!
These roided out chicks
>marsha arsh
What is this guy's problem? Is it insecurity in his masculinity?
I also have that gut, and am 100% natty
ÁI RÉVE SOMI FING
lmao shes thirsty af
▲
▲ ▲
All Edwards said is July? Lmao, after he beats Dos Anjos he'll leapfrog Masvidal. Masvidal did him a favour.
my nigga
keratokonus, eye disease that can be treated with corneal transplant, i'm blind without contact lenses and lasic does not work.
>rogan
>white
Thankful we don't have to listen to Dominic Cruz talk over everyone and "be right" all the time
why is pauli malanagi's hair so big now
I love you.
Loving his hitman cosplay
Thats because youre a weak willed faggot. Its a video pussy.
*rubs your belly for good luck*
How do I cure this condition?
You're a gentleman and a scholar.
He was probably as much of a piece of shit as them
Does GSP have palumboism?
Okay memes aside and bullshit aside, was GSP legit during his entire career or what? He looks clean I don't know why you guys say hes not where are the sources?
God she's wet for him
We'd need a new word for that KO. What if he ironically disabled Johnny Walker so he couldn't walk anymore and subsequently became a blended whisky alcoholic?
You have bowel cancer
give birth
The prelims have begun, tune in on your local prelim rebroadcaster
Jones would heem fedor in his prime no problem
>dc
You can literally go and find the quote where GSP outright says it's easy to cheat the testing system
No one has ever been natty in the history of the ufc except for mcgregor, bisping and diaz bros
first time he fought bj penn, penns team said gsp was greasing his back
Oh thank goodness, I was afraid it was going to be a dog or something getting hurt
Can confirm. I have colitis and IBS, and I get bloated and distended as fuck a lot of the time. Looks like I’m pregnant. Shit sucks.
Cormier > Felder = Bisping >>>> Poominick
>how is this acceptable?
Serious question. What is Jones’ biggest win?
I don't want to waste a big brain by letting it be hit by giant muscular niggers over and over while drunk mutts scream like apes. Also, I probably have no talent for high level fighting.
Did every stream switch to apehoop?
>Be 3-1 in AMMA
>hound the venue bar after every fight looking for MMA thots
>none
you said whores would be flocking to me
"He looks clean" nigga have you seen his gyno? Did you see how THICC he looked when came back to fight Bisping? Heem yourself my guy
>he looks clean
Thanks Canada, you're alright.
>espn forced us to watch that cringy basketball shit
he was legit at taking PEDs
he was legit at covering himself in grease
he was legit at lying on the opponant for 5 rounds
he was legit at losing to matt serra
so yes
now that he is out of his prime, we can disrespect him, like we disrespect everybody else in the same way.
Why do blacks have such an inferiority complex?
Case in point Jon Jones.
>he'll leapfrog Masvidal.
>he doesn't know the winner of Askren Vs Jorge is getting the next title shot
Reducing a 4 year ban down to 15 months
DC
>BOOM ROASTED
Wtf how is Chael a paid commentator for both UFC and Bellator?
its back
YA DONG TIME
imagine unironically liking Dominic Cruz on the desk
>mcgoober
>natty
>you said whores would be flocking to me
Nobody said this
What will Rockholds next career be? Modeling doesn't count.
GPS AND DCFAGS GO TO REDDIT OR SHERSHIT
lmfao
I don't get why you as a brazilian would ever call anyone from america a mutt. Your entire bloodline is mixed with all kinds of shit and you are literally the same color as the picture you posted or darker
DC, Machida, Vitor
i like Michael Bisping, like my british frens says, he looks like a good bloke
Agreed.
With Diego’s anti aging regime he very well could become the youngest ufc champion in history.
Who else here /Randa/?
Cruz is a worse fate than cancer, I hate that motherfucker.
no, he's a paid commentator for both bellator and espn
wow khabib is so tough surrounded by 30 people cornering one person
mydong
Bisping and Chael in the studio are cool.
>gps
kek
cant say no to biggest arms in west linn oregon
Choking out Machida
2 white males and a jew
Reddit “”””GOATs””””
Daniel Cormier
>pretends to be the good guy but isn't at all; beat the weakest HW champ
Royce Gracie
>rigged a tournament to inevitably sell an incomplete martial art to the masses
Dominick Cruz
>smug overrated asshole
Fedor Emelianenko
>fought cans and got demolished by real competition
Anderson Silva
>a cheater whose steroid use has marred his entire career
Jose Aldo
>defeated a weak division and cannot handle loss
Matt Hughes
>bitter and angry as evidenced by his puerile autobiography; recently dealt a blow by karma
Wanderlei Silva
>literally ran away from steroid accusations
Shane Carwin
>doesn't possess the warrior spirit as evidenced by being let go from Rizin
Josh Samman
>a drug user and a cheat; karmically removed
Yea Forums Legends
Kevin Randleman
>only fought quality opponents; a true man on and off the mat; Fedor greased
Urijah Faber
>the epitome of the word 'pioneer'; humble warrior
GSP
>virtually undefeated; avenged any loss he had with swift retribution
Rich Franklin
>does anything really need to be said about how great Ace is?
Maurice Smith
>showed that striking is better than grappling outside of catch wrestling
BJ Penn
>an eternal standard to how an athlete should perform; always exciting
Kazushi Sakuraba
>"in fact, pro wrestling is strong"
Aleksander emlianenko
>a man defamed and battered, shone the brightest but burned up quickly
Joe Son
>a man robbed of glory through false allegations
War machine
>shackled by society for breaking molds and challenging the status quo
Dennis Hallman
>removed for being brave enough to show his true colors
Randy Couture
>defended the sport in its infancy against the slanderous prattle of boxers; truly the natural
Jon Jones
>the once and future king; been marred due to personal conflicts and obvious attempts by his enemies to frame him
Based chemistry between Chael and Ping, would be good to get them at ringside on some cards
>pair of exciting bantamweight prospects
whose ready for a boring lopsided descision?
Same reason Luke lost his job over slighting him: He's a pillar of the sport
Hey I'm going to bar, does anyone want a Modelo™?
Rogan needs to stop yelling everything he says. when did he start doing this.
Jon Jones entire personality is borne of him having bigger, blacker brothers who beat the shit out him. Jon was a faggy nerd among the family. He acted white, his brothers acted very black.
His entire "I must nig harder than any nig before me" act is trying to shed that childhood trauma. DC is his biggest rival because DC is just like Jones was, a nerdy, corny nigga.
Cruz > Felder > Bisping > Chael > Cormier
>irish
>half italian
>white
stop this meme already
>we have two goats
this was one of Khabib's demands
aye
always hated his style. he's the reason why people call MMA gay sex
>felder
>future legend
Why couldn't he be? Referees can judge in different organizations, why can't someone commentate as well as analyze fighters and fights for different organizations?
So. Jones, as great as he is, hasn’t really beaten a lot of greats. Not diminishing his talent but really, who has he fought?
Fuuuck no.
Commentator
Hope you guys are cracking open a modelo
I like watching her bounce during fights
Giblert snaps losing streak tonight
Felder is already a legend
Isn't it silly to call Nunez GOAT when women fighting has only been in existence for a few years?
>4 hours of bum fights on the prelims
They should just scrap prelims all together. People would buy more pay per view
He also hosts the best MMA podcast
based for rich franklin alone
also aleks
History of the UFC? Come on, there have been tonnes of great natty fighters, just not a lot of natty champs.
Imagine having to hype up Santos having a chance.
The biggest question of tonight: Is 12 beers enough?
didn't read
Randa will beat claudia
tfw my fightfu will be getting her hand raised soon
SHUT THE FUCK ROGAINE
SO ANNOYING
I hope she flushes that squirel
Reminder Jones is a /fraud/ faggot
Reminder Fedor in his prime would snap him in half without roids
what was Khabib saying to Artem here? i forget.
Literally the opposite of of my picks.
shut up cazzie
Nah.
>2 hours of prelims
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DANA THESE BUMS ARE WHAT THE BUM CARDS ARE FOR
You a tough guy for sure man
UFC prelims are great compared to the prelims of any other org.
For me it is meeting DC for the first time and jokingly saying he could take him down, this starting their blood feud, then actually going into the fight and taking the never before taken down DCuck down multiple times
HYBRID RULES?
FUCK OFF NEVADA
Based
when does all time begin fucktard
They've got Nemiroff™ brah?
isn't it weird how much of a monopoly ESPN became on MMA all of a sudden?
They have exclusive rights to the UFC making Dana shill ESPN+ 24/7, they've got Ariel Helwani and Brett Okamoto, they've got Bellator highlights, ONE highlights, they've got highlights to the PFL
In 2018 did they even know what MMA was?
completely out of the blue.
Im so excited brehs
Thanks! I'll do it right away Dana.
Sonk Yadonk
muh fedora
you're right, he is.
Clawja will dominate the first round, gas and then lose. Then she'll get cut and have to do porn. This is the best timeline to live in
YA DONG
GSP is natural, you can't disprove this. If he had done any steroids he would have been caught by now. Just admit hes the GOAT
RATE MY SEATS POOR FAGS WATCHING AT HOME
I gotta 'gree with you dawlg. Make prelims like the lower leagues in other sports, have em on a weeknight and if a fighter gets ranked they get a crack at a Saturday card.
Perez looked messed up at the ceremonial weigh-ins
Song Yadong is an objectively hilarious name.
>Joe "If you don't support Google's technoreligion where we replace our bodies with cybernetics, running on Google hardware you're a fucking punk ass faggot who can't even pull guard" Rogan
>Joe "Elon Musk told me that we are already cyborgs because we have smart phones so why wouldn't you support transferring your consciousness to a machine, what are you scared?" Rogan
Hes a stud, a real stud man, excuse me...
hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahaha 80 dollars? eat shit dana
this
fucking Urijah Faber on next week's fight night
that fight was literally MADE for a numbered prelim
bad dana
SONG YADONG IS OUR GUY
WHAT A NAME
>the fix is in
these rules help wrestlefags so mcuh
Fucking based and BJpilled
BUILD
THAT
WALL
Yeah, Askren is winning and going straight to number one, Edwards is taking number 3. Masvidal is going straight back down to 8 and then 11 and then back into irrelevancy.
good card tonight color me surprised
happy heem day bros here we go
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>ya dong is 21 years old
MMA would almost get no exposure
He is incredibly tough. You're absolutely right.
luego luego se le ve lo cholo, ojala lo heemen
Here we go, our prelims have begun
ARRIBA ARRIBA
a full year of ESPN+
I'm not American but as a big sports fan that sounds like an incredible deal to me
I would be honoured to spend my dollary doos on such a wise investment
I can actually see this, there is something mentally unnerving about Jones that his brothers either caused or he was born with, his brothers probably saw it too. Growing up with two massive black NFL niggas beating the shit out of you every day is the reason Jon Jones exists
How do I lose weight bros?
>Grounded fighter is a still a thing
WE ARRRRRRRRRRE LIIIIIIIIVE
YA DONG
WEW LAD
the mexican from aka is dogshit
TONIGHTS MOUNTAIN DEW PREP POINT IS SPONSORED BY THE FORD F-150 THE OFFICIAL MID SIZE SUV OF THE UFC
weightcut like ufc fighters guarantee you will lose weight
>chink
>mexican ranchera shit
Da fuck
Eryk Anders should change his nickname to Ya Dong
Intermittent fasting. Run. Eat healthy. Don’t drink alcohol.
>too far to clearly see the action in the cage
>too close to see the jumbotron.
Where can one find an Acestream link?
??? Why does it matter to you what day the fights you don't want to watch are on. Either don't watch them on wednesday, or don't watch them on saturday, brainlette
This nigga is 21 ffs
REEEEEE FUCK YOUR SPOILER STREAM
You didn't happen to get a screenshot of the welterweight rankings did you?
WHAT IS HEEM EATING ON HEEM DAY?
POST HEEM DAY MEALS
eat less, work harder
most guys in PRIDE would have murdered jones
>Just allow us to kill you so we can upload your consciousness to the Apple Cloud, goy
>ya dong is 21
god i feel like shit
LGTSS
>nevada
Shouldn’t bet on chink insects but my money is on yadong
SONG YADONG'S GONNA TEABAG THIS GIMP
I agree, but I awlso have to disagree b.
LARGE
DONG
TIME
I hope the chinaman wins desu
Basado
>Song Yadong
morbid obesity plus I have a great job as tech support in a call center
I miss the days of corn to the core
>Picking an Asian fighter other than Korean Zombie
a bunch of you goofs gonna get goofed
idk but sounds terrible
>tf
>tp
They give chinee favorable matchups so they can break into the market.
Get heem'd, mojao
the only one who is the GOAT to Yea Forums is the GOAT of the current minute, EVERYBODY else is a has-been who was never good in the first place.
HOW ABOUT
I SONG YA DONG?
Ching Chong Ding Dong
lost 45lbs in 3 months on keto
Reminder that Nate Diaz slapped all those guys and is the king of lightweight division.
Perez looks SHOOK
It's even crazier if you remember how nasty the beef between UFC and ESPN used to be
even worse watching hockey and theres 18-19yo zoomers playing and excelling
lose weight
literally stop eating.
B T F O
have sex
WHAT'S YOUR DONG NAME?
HEEEEEM SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPU
I FUCKING HATE THESE ADS ON BOTTOM OF SCREEN
DONG’D
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>pro since 15 years old
Is mma becoming a real sport?
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY
HEEM DAY COMMENCES
ABSOLUTELY BASED GOOK TAKIN OUT THE BROWN TRASH HEEEEEEEEEM SLEEEEEEEEEPY
HEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
dong'd
HEEM YA DONG
HEEM
i guess it really is /heemday/
BASED YADONG DOES IT AGAIN
RAISE YOUR DONGERS
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
CLAPPED
YESSS FUCK MEXICO
Jones
Nunes
Ben
Jan
Diego
happy heem day
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMM
ITS OFFICIALLY HEEM DAY
WEW LAD BACK TO SLEEP
...
HAPPY HEEM DAY
happy heem day
DONGED
HEEEEEEEM SRREEEEEEPY
HEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
10 years ago Arianny Celeste was given a choice.
aww I like Perez.
Go watch any content Jones has with his brothers. The dynamic is apparent. Jones immediately reverts back to that corny black kid persona. He hates that aspect of himself, so he veers hard into the other direction.
I started losing weight easily when I realized that 3 meals/day is complete bullshit. I started eating 1 fuck huge 1.5k calorie dinner, and just lightly snacking before that.
Do not drink anything other than tea, water and coffee.
Top Banana Expansion Pak
HOLY SHIT JAPS ON SUICIDE WATCH
SPICY
How can the non asians even compete?
YA DONG
A
D
O
N
G
THIS
ahhaahah what the fuck is this 360 shit
I LOOK AT MY FOOD FOR A FUCKING SECOND
FUCKING RICED
HEEM DAY IS BLESSED
HEEM
FEO CULIAO
DONG'D
wtf how long has the 3D matrix shot existed?? first ive seen it
DAMN CHINA
>back right in time to see the heem
Heem day is blessed
this dude also has a brother , who is also a bad fighter
that 360 angle is fooking nice
we 3D now
based Frankie poster.
>naming your son "Your Penis Music"
Now that another boring prelim fight has concluded, instead of going straight into the next one to get it over with, they're actually going to wait 15-20 minutes to start the next one. Why do they drag out the shittest fights? Just get to the main card as soon as possible. Imagine going to the super bowl and having to watch 4 hours of highschool football before the game starts.
Slanty eyes chinks literally the superior race
Holy shit that was a fucking fantastic knockout
YA DONG'D
It's official
China>Mexico
come watch the ufc at my place and check for yourself fag
WHEN DID THEY START USING THE 4D REPLAY SHIT FOR UFC
THAT WAS A DOPE SHOT OF THE KO
HEEM SIESTA
It cost $300,000 every time they run it
Greg Lansky is buying the Donged.com domain as we speak
>HERRRRRRO WEGAS ASHAMA LAI
HERRO RAYGAS
>boomer del colo que le gusta maiden
Flayte de Puente Alto confirmed.
China will take over the world
Team haffa male
>first prelim fight of /heem/ day (after great early prelims)
>First chinaman with knockout power gets a heem in round 1
Santos confirmed to win
Learn english ya fucken rice nigger
Incredible Cunt Expander
I've only ever seen it in MLB, they'd rotate around home plate for home run hits
I'm actually from Puerto Montt
>Do you have any idea what Paul Felder would do for a cold Modelo right now?
You're right, I knew I've seen it but wasn't sure where.
I think I saw it for a close sliding play at home
he would suck a whole dick for a sip of some cold modelo
Boring.
t. that guy who lies about literally everything in an attempt to seem interesting
Pajeet driving the Uber.
Maybe I replied to the wrong thread because I don't see mine. Coming up.
focus on bjj probably
Can't be helped.
Hell be taking fat BBC in his ass in his next career
Jones
Nunes
Masvidal
Blachowicz
Chiesa
These events are like 5% fighting 95% advertisements and chit chat.
only when we get a first round knockout
I can’t find an acestream link for this anywhere