CHICAGO: Cubs @ White Sox thread

>they named their stadium after a gum company for free

They are like the buzzing of flies to us.

>Jason Gaywad

Our field was named in honor of a former owner. Your field was whored to the highest bidder.

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phone poster spotted!

Maybe if you named it after a company that actually paid for the advertising you could afford some toilets.

*Extremely 670 Voice* Disappointed at the boos for Russell. We should support him through this difficult time for his family.

Reminder Cubs are fucking faggots who will continue to lose until Happ comes back from AAA

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Reminder White Sox are two games under 500 in JULY.

wow they are pretty much dead even

>schwarbage

It's fucking laughable how much Cubs historically have struggled against the fucking White Sox.

Giolito making your 300 million dollar payroll look stupid

It's a rivalry for a reason. When one team is struggling they both play all out and when one team is struggling it becomes their world series.

You say that as if both teams are exactly the same every year. There have been plenty of years where the Cubs were the joke of a team.

yeah, just take some of the rebuilding years for an example. They're relatively equally matched

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Schwarber's fucking glove was falling off LMAO

LMAO STUPID FATASS CANT EVEN FIELD GROUND BALLS NOW

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Based

They should slide Schwarber over to second base and throw Russell into a fucking trash compactor.

How good was the orgasm you had when AJ mentioned the Sox and Cards in the same sentence?

>moving your DH into a more important position
Why?

I was more focused on setting up the punchline.

Conty with a laser to 1st!

conte sucks man ;_;

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>team known for rigging a World Series plays at guaranteed rate field
what did they mean by this?

North Side best side

>the potbelly calling the kettle fat
you’re a fatfuck and nobody loves you

>guaranteed rate
>the giant red arrow pointing down
Seriously what was Reinsdorf thinking when he approved this? I thought the White Sox were the team he actually cared about, didn't he have that quote that went "I would trade every Bulls championship for 1 White Sox world series"?

How will the Bulce do next year?

giolito about to get annihilated

pitcher shook

>one of the best pitchers in the AL

Guaranteed Rape

blooped

SCHWARBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LARDASS TRIPFAG ON SUICIDE WATCH

>I give you a gift and you show up my pitcher? RUN YOU DUMMY!

giolito back to his old self, fuck this team

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JAVY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO BEARS!

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6000 SUX

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cringe

Bases and pitcher’s pants loaded, again!

hahahhahahhahaha the white sox are so bad lmao

I only watch cubs games is Gellato that good? because he does poorly against us

He would be the sixth starter for the cubs probably
Maybe he would sneak in the rotation ahead of darvish

>he goes in the stall to pee
shiggy

go pirates!

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Pitching is the Cubs’ One Ring. When they have it all others fall before them.

What does Guaranteed Rape do for the stretch? Some kind of mascot race?

it's defense that was the claim to fame that year

they fire guns randomly into the crowd

All those die hard Sux fans from Alsip go to the bathrooms for a meth break.

Some smelly animals shit all over the field in top of the 7th, and then the horses pull a wagon around it.

>MLB Tonight
vomit

Changes it's name

Pie Rats win

6-3 in the 8th

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>You don’t tug on Superman’s cape.
>You don’t spit into the wind.
>You don’t pull a line drive past the ol’ Dave Bote
>and you sure don’t mess with Jim.

When is the last time anybody here ate at Outback?

At least two decades ago.

a couple years ago they have nice bloomin onions thats about it

Maybe the ad will work for them, it's been at least 25 years for me.

>Abroo tiptoeing to first base instead of running
What a shitter

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see you guys tomorrow

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