Official /turnleft/ - DAYTONA RACE THREAD

ma kneck hurtz

Sorry, me retard.

>not only do we have to deal with fucking Stage Racing at Daytona now, they even changed the laps to prevent exciting fuel management finishes

God I hate nu-Nascar

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>God I hate nu-Nascar

and we hate you user.

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>fuel milage race
>Daytona
This is the only track where the small teams have a shot and a guy can go from like 6th to 1st in one lap, we might as well have it happen. We can have fuel milage happen at literally any other track.

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Downpour at the track right now.
This thing will not start at the scheduled time

Alright....I'm a little high, but is it still 2 hours to race time? If so, why am I here?

>chad/virgin cancer
Get some new material brother....keep it at least college-tier, not junior high shit.

Now i can't even shitpost with you guys due to shitty internet roaming.

so how many cars is brad going to wreck tonight?

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I'm looking at both Radar and Models

2003 Pepsi 400 user
Biff's First cup win

>ynr talladega 2015

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Downpour at the track atm

Hope you guys aren't planning on sleeping tonight

What am I a filthy normie?

I've been drinking since 5. I'm good to go till early morning. ..

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Jesus Christ. I thought the banking at Daytona was only 30 degrees.

Can we just get rid of Gordon in the booth and have Jr work for Fox and NBC?

Wha... what the fuck are they looking at?

Tonight's lineup

Aric "the terrorist" Almirola
Ryan Blanis
Alex Bow-man
Clit Boy'ee (hes french)
Chris Bushhmaster
Kryle Bush
Krut Busch
William Byron
Landon Casille (he's spanish)
Mat "reddit" Debendedetto
Asshole Dillon
TY Dillon'e
Chase Relliot
Dennys Hamilhockey
Kevin Hardcuck
Daniel Hemrick
Jimmie Johnstones
Eric "that boy" Jones
Brad Kes-a-lauw-ski
Corey Lajoie
Kyle Lar-sone
Joey Logalano
Paul "here's this guy" Menard
Ryan "the unit" Newman
David Ragan
Daniel "pointy boots" Suarez
Matt Tift
Martin "Pussy cancer" Truex Jr
Bubba Wall-lace

can we now switch the bitching from Pocono weather to Daytona weather?

>these nicknames
Trash

sorry you feel that way user.
I don't like your post #

Yikes

Please get out. If I was Tony Stewart I'd run you over for fun.

I'm torn between watching it live with you guys (it's already 1am here) or waiting for the french broadcast tomorrow evening.

is that a summerfage from reddit thing now?
ehh, you're not though. So yea

Pre-show is up on NBC

They're talking about the Brad-Byron incident

any streams that aren't hot garbage?

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I don't think I've ever seen a Frenchie in a NASCAR thread. Welcome to the party!

if you want to watch it live then go to sleep now and come back in around 3 hours

where my /misscarl/ bros at?

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bitch keselowski*

>NOT lifting cupcake

based dirt murderer
that reminds me where the fuck is Germanbro? did you guys run him off too?

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it’s literally a free channel

>Brad not lifting AND beefing with an NFL player

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not nazi bro
I'm still here and not going anywhere.

Heard you crybabies talking shit

You can only reply to me if you've won a MENCS race.

...
...
...

Yeah, that's what I thought, bitch.

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Here, but a better question is where are my /ragsinabox/

you didn't even wait for us to reply Brad.

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do you even lift bro?

>no backflip in his last win

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So I take it it's been delayed since it was supposed to start in 5 minutes

no

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I would say so, what do you think user?

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literally a tiny baby

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>has been keselowski trying to stay relevant by resorting to wrecking cars in practice

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>yfw 3am Daytona racing

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Pretty sure they'd just reschedule it if it goes after Midnight

t. lifter

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They ain't racin tonight boys

Rain is moving slowly to the Northeast.We should see at the very least one more hour of rain. As the sun sets we should see the organization of these showers and storms weaken. Green Flag will be occuring sometime after 10:30. Once the race is started one stoppage for rain but we should be able to get the race in.

Oh look, another rain delay at a July Daytona race

Watch some mods from Riverhead instead
fanschoice.tv/events/nascar-whelen-mod-tour-riverhead/

>cuckledge

Fuck off BradCuck

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its gonna be tomorrow afternoon if the rain doesnt stop very soon

The forecast for tomorrow isn't looking any better.

pretty sure they have to start by 11:30 because of event curfew or whatever

God dammit. I never get to watch the races live since I work on Sunday afternoon and now this race is rain delayed. I think I'm gonna fall asleep drunk by green flag time.

Last night's Xfinity race didn't start until 10pm

Same thing is probably going to happen today with MENCS

might end up being another sunday afternoon race, or even sunday night

Get the fuck in here

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it would have to stop raining in the next hour or so for that to happen we'll see

x-cept it an extra 350 miles....

Central Florida is getting fucking drenched as we speak and the huge mess is moving NE. There's no way they race tonight.

never seen a track with a mascot

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Rollin for the lap the big juan occurs

What is that thing?

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DA BEARS

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Kyle Larson doesn't drink beer...

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dont fuck with us

FUCK OFF WEATHER YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

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>trusting Florida rain

>short track
>still manage to miss the wreck
fucking hell

>Captain and coke
what a faggot

Whos idea was it to start running a race in Florida during July?

France Sr.

>El Camino tow truck
what the fuck is happening

Alright everyone. Post all the Nascar racetracks youve been to.
Me: Charlotte, Martinsville,Darlington, Rockingham

...

It's almost like he's a race car driver and can't afford the carb intake my dude

Atleast it isnt vodka. Only faggots drink mixed vodka drinks

see you tomorrow

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race cancelled fucking bullshit

PAfag here so Pocono, Watkins Glen and Dover.

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>postponed to 1pm est sunday

Hurricane season only just started
if they race here in late August or early September that's prime time tho, that race will have a high chance of actually being hit

The infield should be a lake of kino regardless of when they go racing
except this is just normal florida summer and not some fucking hurricane

me: none

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raining.... Hurricane

wtf dud?

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fuck daytona anyways plate races are fucking gay

We'll finaly put VORTEX THEORY to the test

NHMS, Thompson, Watkins Glen and Sebring

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POSTPONED

Flemington Speedway (hosted one truck race in 96)
Nashville Superspeedway
Nashville Speedway USA (fairgrounds)
I've been to Belle Isle but not when the race was happening

>the air titan is going to REVOLUTIONIZE how we dry tracks!!1

>not gonna be a night race
Fucking dropped

Delayed to 1pm tomorrow

Guess I'll fap now

fuck you guys, see you tomorrow.

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>hurricane season
>early July

It actually works when it's not fucking raining anymore

Have they ever actually helped dry a track anything but slightly quicker?

loudon, pocono, dover, the glen, bristol, daytona

>>hurricane season
>>early July
not sure how that retard associates rain with a fucking hurricane.

let's see if the thread can survive until tomorrow

Why can't they just build a dome around the thing

>Have they ever actually helped dry a track anything but slightly quicker?
Yes, they are way more efficient than jet dryers but you still need the jets to eliminate the dampness

>you now remember kahne running in a shitbox last year

What if they but the air titans around the top of the catchfence so it could prevent the rain from ever getting the track wet?

nah let it die just like the hopes of everyone hoping for some based night racing

Why don`t the drivers stop being pussys and run rain tyres like actual racing series such as F1 ?

Talladega
Daytona
Darlington
Charlotte
Richmond
Martinsville
South Boston (VA)

Tomorrow afternoon it looks like a good chance of rain also.

@NASCAR_WXMAN promised we would get the race in, is that moron ever right? Is he actually a meteorologist or just a larp?

I feel so bad for Paul Menard.

Here's this kid, worked his butt off his entire life, and can't get himself on a winning team like Hendricks.

Such a fucking shame because Gordon, Elliot, and Johnson only got themselves into racing because of daddy's money while Menard had to work his way up and still gets the short end of the stick.

Oh shit we're rain delayed until tomorrow how do I delete posts on Yea Forums?

Lol, Nascar gave up pretty fast tonight considering they finished this race at 3am just a couple years ago.Are they full blown retarded moving this race to September? Not only is that the wettest month but it's also fucking hurricane season.
Also; wasn't the entire point of the air titan to be able to dry the track faster? 2 hours sounds about like it did 20 years ago.

>actual racing series
>F1
Bad b8

Wood Brothers aren't slouches.
Menard will get them their 100th win.

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Damn, Nascar ran away from this race faster than a black man finding out he's going to be a daddy

You can't.

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If the race were on NBCSN they would still be drying the track
NBC has a hard broadcast window, gotta get that local news at 10 in

Nascar track drying is DOT tier efficient and I'm pretty sure they have always been a little bit shorthanded on equipment.

1pm on NBC tomorrow was supposed to be IMSAs first ever live NBC broadcast. now nascar has bumped it to CNBC

thanks obama

>IMSA
who?

It's literally still raining and rain will continue for a while.

That's a shame. I blame Trump though.

Daytona
Homestead
Charlotte
Loudon
The glen
Pocono
Richmond

THAT FINISH

Kentucky
Indianapolis
Chicagoland
Watkins glen

Why not make the asphalt grated so the water falls down into an underground transfer station so the track dries faster making it safer and more fun for the fans?

Seen a race at Charlotte, that's all. Sad, considering I've been watching the sport for some 25+ years.

*wins*

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*wins against 17 years olds and part time mechanics*
>FTFY

Seething

gettem kb

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>thread still up

kek

so...whats the weather like today anons

I don't expect it to start on time today either
If they rain delay I hope they broadcast IMSA instead

central florida user here. Rain usually starts up around 3:00ish and usually continues until evening, so honestly should be good for a little while but they should've started at 12:00 or earlier.

gonna be hot as balls today...racing would have been much better if they could get it in last night

>Thunderstorms possible at 2:30pm.

lol there's so much moisture in the air right now you can see the haze. not looking good.

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Green flag 1:04 eastern. Well see

Prepare for a meme winner cause this shit is getting called before it finishes

daily remind that kb's "sperm isn't so great"

Bump and first to wreck roll

>rain completely stopped for the entire night at around 11pm
>could have had great late night racing

>instead NASCAR bumped it to fucking 1pm with rain expected around 2pm
>its going to be sporadic racing with delays every 20 laps to wait out the on-and-off rain
Great Job Nascar. Fucking dumbasses.

Isn't this supposed to be starting in 20 minutes?

NBCSN is showing motorcycles

NNIN

fuck bubba wallace and fuck daniel suarez

its OTA on NBC

Ah, gotcha

Shit, that sucks that IMSA got booted.

bump before all the divegrass threads cause this to be archived

4 just shut down the engine.

nascar.com/drive

wait what

gib stream please

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NM, it's fired and rolling now.

Who else isn't going to miss the July race at Daytona?

I get the tradition and all that happy horseshit but the weather has been awful on this weekend every single year since at least 2005.

goes live top of the hour on NBC

Link here: Is better than nothing. My nbc stream is currently fooked.

Apparently it’s worse when the new date is

Fucking worthless DirecTV dropped NBC.

Well, September is hurricane season

Be ready for the race to get BTFO for like 3 days at a time

ace0nurb.ucoz.club/mecs707.html

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nascar.com/streams

NBC is live now.

Showing Dale Jr's montage

Doesn’t Jeff Gordon have more wins at Daytona than both Earnhardt’s win?

/missdale/
/missdalejr/

official papa smurf stream
ok.ru/live/1098770947804

I see a few black guys as crew guys. Only one driver though. I figure blacks would be good at driving. Why is that?

Green Flag

UP THROUGH THE GEARS THEY GO

NNIN Bitch

who here /high/ and /drinking/?

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Annnnnddddd I'm bored time to watch IMSA

/lost my liquor walking home wasted/ here
god i wish i had it

No "competition" caution

Someone kill Brad please

>Loudon is coming up
>Am going to it

Who's ever been there?
It's like a racetrack in the mountains

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>It's a "Manufacturer Orders" race

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Is it true the France family had huge ties to the mob and that's how Daytona was built?

Yes. My dad works at Nintendo and he confirms it.

>commercial not even 10 minutes from the start of the race
Can you not?

Fuck no.

France went way in the red to build Daytona. That’s why the early days had him trying to get as many racing series and cars on the track, because he was way in debt

absolutely killin me not bein at the track today lads

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Why does Kyle Petty feel the need to be such a contrarian?

>Manufacturers ordered them to work together

What the fuck is this real?

Because most every other "commentator" is a beta pussy with no spine.

big juan causer roll

How the fuck are there so many chevy's suddenly? aren't they all shitboxes?

>speed so intense it’s ripping decals off the cars
Kinda fucking cool

Is /turnleft/ dead?

It's real....and it's cancer.

dumb rick meme

>IT'S GETTING CHAOTIC UP FRONT!
>go to commercial

It is difficult to feel lively with this “race” and nbc commentary

>All these lifters

hopefully this manufacturer meme causes a big juan when everybody tries to pull onto pit road

Honestly how is 37 not black-flagged already? You can't have your wraps dangling and flopping like that, what if it rips off and gets stuck on the guy behind you's windshield, blocking his vision? Should have gone to caution, ordered the car to go to pit and tear it off and get sent to the back of the race

>muh sponsor money

Just realized, how was Goodyear allowed to show the 8 on the car on that commercial? Doesn't Teresa own the rights and is a total bitch about it?

>more fullscreen commercials
NOTHING
BUT
CANCER

that's pretty much the whole broadcast so far. Top lane breaking out? Let's watch Kyle get loose for two straight minutes so that when we get back to the racing the momentum has stalled out. The angles they're using aren't showing the actual racing happening, just whatever Jr. or Burton want to manically yell about

Thats kino as fuck

stream ?

>nice race mixing commercials

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>I want to try passing but that guy's also a Ford/Chevy/Toyota
absolute cancer of a race

have sex

Don’t you have a World Cup to lose?

>single file racing
>xfinity was double lines all line and hectic
why are cup drivers such cowards?

This holy fucking shit, FUCK Manufacturers.
>Literally all Fords in P1-9

I have the NASCAR Drive Battlecam on another screen, so I can see what's actually happening. Looks like the 37's wrap just fell apart and is who knows where now.

those fucking giant spoilers

>Denny

>hamlin's spaghetti falling out of his pockets getting on pit road

>toyotas wrecking each other

kek nice strategy

>That pit row

jesus fucking christ

>single file til rain
epic race

Watch the 11 for sure He could have flatspotted those tires

Kek, nice job """""manufacturer's orders"""""""

Just got home
MURICA!

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>commercials every 10 minutes

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RELAX men....this manufacturer fuckery WILL backfire resulting in epic memes making them look like the jackasses they are for even considering such cancer.

total caz here, wtf, the teams are working together on pit strategy based on manufacturer???

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>this camerawork
what the fuck NBC

Who's operating the camera on this side-by-side? Are they drunk?

Kek, this nigger intern at NBC didn't even center the window properly.

the commercial is literally an overlay over a full image and we're just seeing the top corner, not the middle. So we can't see shit.

Fucking NBC

*Eagle screech*
*belching noises*

>Well folks, looks like an un-sanctioned car has entered the track. Officials have black flagged the driver but he remains on the track

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I know, right?

Nothing But Crap

CANCER!
Why don't you all go off yourselves instead of putting yourselves though all this stress?

>Those clouds

Ah shit here we go

you're supposed to fight cancer, by living

>Literally just Ford vs Chevrolet meme race
What an absolute disaster.

rollin for when steakhouse causes da big juan

>this camerawork
looks like the typical case where there is a confederate flag flying on top of an RV somewhere in the infield and they had to adjust cameras and coverage to avoid it at all costs

Is it was run last night would it have been any better?

>there is a confederate flag flying
this why we need hate speech laws

SOMEBODY STOP HIM, HE'S HEADING FOR THE CATERING VAN

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>3pm

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>harcuck

It was a case of NBC not switching over to their picture-in-picture setting and instead just cropping the feed into what the camera was showing in the corner.

I would be perfectly fine with Hurrvick never winning a race ever again

ok, they can pass each other if they try, final stage should be interesting with the rain coming

he can't keep getting away with it

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power went out from this storm
what happened?

t.rutledgenumalelover

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was that tame impala they were just playing?

Sorry you love him user.
I don't myself, but personally I could see him finding a long term relationship.

>south florida in charge of having a stable power grid

>nbc
>rutledge
>manufacturer meme strategy
>commercials every 2 minutes
>rick allen

this sucks

whhooosshhhh

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He was supposed to be run over by jr's hauler....but since there is no god, that didn't happen.

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I think they made a song that conveniently sounds like "The less I know the better" but it's just different enough to be ok

Afternoon storms are beginning to fire up in south Florida. Determining the amount of racing we have left will be difficult.

#Heycuck

#HEY RUT

shit keeps knocking my power out and it's starting to piss me off

by the way, coca cola

dubs and it happens this race

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REDEEM YOURSELF MY LORD!!! PLEASE KILL HIM!!! In your mercy, of course....

pit road is just spaghetti today

Greetings race fans!

Don't let the action on the track distract you from the action in your snack!

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Available only in Daytona's esteemed Tri-Oval Club, make sure you get your Pimento Bacon Cheeseburger today!

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Whats the point of having a lake in the middle of Daytona?
Thats 1500000 sq feet lost of revenue for infield tickets.

See...no god.

Since the race is so boring, I want to know what everyone is snacking on.
For me its, a turkey and pepper jack sandwich, original lays chips and a cup of orange crush

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>pit road is literally like parallel parking in manhattan

kek

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Dale Jarrett unironically is starting to look like my Grandpa.

>Chevy's getting absolutely STOMPED on

Heart attack 400

That actually looks good

is it me or did he age really suddenly

STEAKHOUSE

>STEAKHOUSE

Maybe 15 years ago this wouldn’t be bait. There’s not enough people who would want sit through this shit.

>wrecky

hey fatties, you enjoying getting fatter?

STEAKHOUSE NO

>wrecky

get dabbed on shithouse

>Steakhouse

QUICK, TO COMMERCIAL

chill out dale

>that divebomb
Steakhouse absolutely deserved that, holy shit

>hey fatties, you enjoying getting fatter?
Tunkey sangwich
You're retarded right?

>steakhouse
>immediately to commercial
somebody please charge into the nbc office and beat some ass

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>Texas talking about getting fat
Based Texas

NASCAR would be so much less fun without Ricky Stenhouse in the field

Leftover cake from my mom's birthday.

Lake Loyd exists because they used the Earth in the center of the track for the banking. Due to the high water table of Daytona where there was once earth water filled in.

i insist, nbc should have an stream with joonya drunk shitposting

It was worse for the Indy 500

>"god, I hate FOX so much, can't wait until NBC finally takes over and we get to see some racing"

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Borrow pit for the banks is now a lake.

>said noone ever in /turnleft/

Processed meat isnt really super healthy

>show 2 cars pitting
>running on a meme, back to commercial

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ugh your fucking annoying with your bullshit. Go post some dick pics over at /fit/

>I let big oil drill in my back yard and put a pipeline through it, and I loved it

What kind of fucking next level cuckoldry shit is this

Steakhouse deserved it

gladly

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seethe more fatoid
that sweating might make you lose some weight

>Byron 6th
Holy shit where did this nigga come from

Oh hey, the intern actually got the overlay correct this time

kek

Manufacturer loyalty is gonna go out the window with rain on the way.

Dillon...

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Big juan when?

What is your guys opinion on Harvick?

CHEBY SAYS FOLLOW OUR ORDERS OR ELSHEEEE

>Another Commercial
NBC PLEASE

>DENNY BLOCKING
>quick go to commercial
Jesus Christ NBC

>more commercials
60% chance Big Juan will be during a break

Advertising companies probably putting pressure on NBC for loosing their time slots last night.

WTF NBC?

>there were actual “people” looking forward to nbc “coverage”

nah, nbc just sucks

Another fast & terrible movie?

Kek

Steakhouse mad as fuck

wrecky about to do it again

Steakhouse SEETHING

He’s going into the wall

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>krut

>NASCAR car race
>90+% white audience
>go to commercial
>nigger is the first thing you see
Every time.

NBC is pure cancer every week.

digits and steakhouse cause the big juan again
>krut

>krut

>Kurt

Just Junior shitposting from the booth and/or pitbox

>krut

They literally did this but even worse for the Indy 500, don't know how anyone can prefer NBC

>NBC Sports app on my Roku keeps buffering

Eat shit.

Have they fucked?

Talk about a possible Nascar app as their broadcasting rights are up for change the end of this year or next year.

How long 'til rain?

Who pissed off Pizza Hut, Nationwide, GM and Coke at NBC to get all these fucking ads at such a frequency?

no issues here user.

5

Get Rutsoi off my screen pls

>stream works perfectly during commercials
>complete shit during the actual broadcast
Epic

Watermelon man is fucking me today

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>Brad next to Byron again

Oh fuck

i like race cars

boutta go outside and fight these clouds

rolling for who's gonna flip today

Did brad just fucking lift

>krut
ooooo

mini juan

If digits Elliott wins

NOW THEY'RE WRECKING

THAT'S INCREDIBLE!!!!

GG Brad

>keklowski

Chat shit get banged

>BREAD
BREAD
>BREAD
BREAD
>BREAD
BREAD
>BREAD
BREAD

>Fords

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MINI JUAN

>that spaghetti

hey brad

they didn’t lift

Suarez /turnleft/

Aww Shieet

BRAD LIFTED
>BRAD LIFTED
BRAD LIFTED
>BRAD LIFTED

BRAD LIFTED
>BRAD LIFTED

BRAD LIFTED
>BRAD LIFTED

BRAD LIFTED
>BRAD LIFTED

BRAD LIFTED
>BRAD LIFTED

BREAD GOT FUCKED BY LIFTING

FUCKING KEK

P O T T E R Y
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what happened?
storm is disrupting my signal

why didf suarez do that

Looks like Bread won't have a chance to be Billy Badass today. Sad!

Hope more Ferds get fucked

Spun himself when trying to avoid logano

logano was coming down and swarez just turned left

And now Dillon will get his third meme win when the rain comes.

i see. i should have waited for the replay

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can someone pick me up some beer

Daytona was definitely a legit win Aric's car was slower when he spun him out

>that Crawl commercial
Rami kino is back

>lifted

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Hey Brad

I ain't lifting

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>that rain on the horizon
SOON

That’s a beautiful image

Is Brad K washed up? has been a non-factor since his championship

Don’t you have a wife to watch get blacked or something right now, Austin?

Kek

Steakhouse gonna wreck any minute

Rain coming.

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Thank you based user
How do I find these in the future?

lightning in 5

>All 4 HMS cars in top 10

ARE WE GOING BACK TO BACK TODAY LADS?

cheby says no passing golden boy in the 3

not with sir dabs-a-lot out front

>lightning in the area
At least golf comes on soon

>toyota nowhere to be found

what happened?

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>gimmie keeping all the ferds and yoders back
based

Ty Dillon is a retard

He has 3 wins this season

>Dillion slowing everyone down

FUUUUUUCK

T A N D E M
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>autism

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i smell a juan incoming

F I N A L L A P

This is Pathetic

OKAY NOW HURRY THE FUCK UP AND RESTART

FUCK

if they call the race now i'm rioting

CHEBY SAYS NO PASSING

oh damn was that some Polyphia?
Good taste NBC

That was anticlimactic.

>3 car intimidates his manufacturer into giving him a free win

Menard needs to do the right thing and cause the big juan

WOW HOW EXCITING

WHEN THE TOP 4 ARE 2 fFEET APART NOSE TO TAIL NO ONE CAR GET A RUN

How did the 3 Hendrick Cars just allow Austin to win like that? They pull out together, they'd send him back to like 11th.

xfinity was better, with shit finish and all

>I have enough speed to pass
>oh wait manufacturers orders
>guess I'll stay behind the chevy then
God fuck manufacturers

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All of their drivers are manlet betas that

>3 Hendrick cars together don't even attempt a pass on the last lap
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me.

menard was being a useless fuck in the outside lane

...

Isn't a car the safest place to be during a lightning strike?

The people in the stands aren’t in cars

>kryle

It's the spotters on the roof and everyone standing outside that are the issue

>KRYLE

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>newman second off pit road
Who ate the bones?

Yes but there are some fans out there sitting on metal grandstands and trailers and shit.

Alright seriously, now is the time to say "Fuck You" to manufacturer's orders

It's stage 3 and any bit of rain will end the race.

Time to go HAM and get first and wait for the rain. Fuck what anyone is telling you to do

>Try to win a race and lose all your money
>Stay in line and keep your money
Pretty simple choice

youtube.com/watch?v=99fRdfVIOr4

Does Menard have mental stupid disorder?

>Those clouds
Gotdamn

Rain looks so close it's likely gonna be a shootout when it goes green

are they not wearing rubber soles?

also what happens if they do this? pretty sure they wouldn't terminate someone like logano or bowman's contract

B R A D

S E E T H I N G

bubba's car looks better live than on the render, specially from the front

BREAD SEETHING INSIDE

>Time to go HAM

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Keklowski was mad af

>those empty stands

here we fucking go

SHOOTOUT TIME

WHERE DID NEWMAN COME FROM ?????!!!!!

logano wins due to rain

FUCK STAGE YELLOWS

>Harvick's pit crew does it again

digits and newman memes the win

>VROOMIN NEWMAN

>Newman saying fuck you to manufactuer orders

kek sounds about right

DAMMIT BYRON YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE THE LEAD

NOT PUSH AUTISM INTO THE LEAD

SUN IS GONE, RAIN IN ANY SECOND

Do you think the wifey lets Autism watch tonight if he wins?

someone get around dillon pls

Newman completely fucked the top line

if he wins she let's him join

inb4 steakhouse turns lelgano into autism

>Steakhouse up front
OH BOY HERE WE GO

That rain behind Turn 4 in shot more and more every lap

Fucking Menard

i'm fully waiting for and expecting this to happen

HO LEE FUK MUHNARDSSSS

Feel so bar for Paul Menard...

BASED DENNY

>menard about to win
>still fucks up

I feel so bad for Paul Menard.

Here's this kid, worked his butt off his entire life, and can't get himself on a winning team like Hendricks.

Such a fucking shame because Gordon, Elliot, and Johnson only got themselves into racing because of daddy's money while Menard had to work his way up and still gets the short end of the stick.

MENARD!

based dennis

autism win>>>>>>>>>logano win

digits and autism wrecks the leader for the win like he did to almirola

>denny
no thanks

>non-stop
fucking finally

Kyle Larson has literally not made a single move this entire race. He's been on the bottom the whole time. Gotta cash that Chevy check I guess

Menard is the underdog everman story nascar needs in these dark times

still butthurt?

>single file with rain coming
cringe

Larsons move will be flipping himself on the final lap

pro-gamer move

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its moving very slow user.

BIG JUAN BIG JUAN

BIG JUAN

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GET KEKED

autism big one

That's Everybody

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GET FUCKED DILLION

BIG JUAN

LARSON WENT STRAIGHT THROUGH THE WRECK AND HE SURVIVED

lol what the fuck

Big Juan

What a fucking dumb wreck

BLOOD AND GORE

BASED CLIT
BIG JUAN

yes until he wins a championship

THERE IT GOES AND IN THE PERFECT WAY

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GIMMIE MADE IT

BIG JUAN
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SEE THIS WAS HIS STRATEGY HE WILL NOW WIN GOD WILLS IT

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Haha, I started to recite this in my head when I saw Denny drive around him.

>Big Juan
kek

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Praise him! PRAISE THE BIG JUAN!
>Byron to the lead

>autism

yep def gonna rain before this is cleaned up

>autism

Is Dillon retarded?

>BYRON MADE IT

HOLY FUCK LADS

RIP vortex

Now that was a proper big'n

KURT IN THE LEAD

REPEAT

KURT IN THE LEAD

krut is the leader, i think byron made it too

>KRUT 1ST

B A S E D

arca tier finish incoming

Autist Dillon

GIMMIE BROS REPORT IN, NOW'S OUR TIME

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I'm pretty sure that one of these days there's going to be a short-track style fistfight over someone blocking and causing a huge wreck.

Just follow Larson through the wreck he should've been doing the Talladega somersault

1 krut
2 byron
3 gimmie
4 ty

the whole field wrecked around him and God's chosen child took the lead

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All the gibbs cars? In the big one.

PLEASE GOD GIVE US ONE MORE LAP FOR A SHOOTOUT

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>tame impala
>ace of base

at least the music guy at NBC does his job right

desu that was the most boring big one I've ever seen

Gets and Larson has his yearly large accident at a plate track

Did flipping 10 times at Talladega not count or something?

Did you not see Talladega?

That happened a long time ago.

Yeah that was p gay

What if the race ends right now

>Landon 6th

based

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NEW THREAD

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>Landon top 10

Those clouds

It's gonna be really close with the storm ya'll

>Here, have some diabeetus....here, sir, some high blood pressure...enjoy

>Its a NASCAR hates Kurt episode

I think this is a rerun