/heem/ - Masvidal A Lock Edition

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It's still fucking heem day

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Line movement from open and the last 24 hours. Some late money coming in on Santos in the last hour for whatever reason. I guess out of all the +400 dogs people think he has the best punchers chance....

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i have never watched a single video with the schmo

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Damn amanda nunes looks like that?!

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Ben Askren is a can if he is getting bullied by a pedestrian. Jorge is a lock

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You can only post itt if you have made a cheeky bet on Based Diego.

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For all me cazzie friends who have just shown up tonight, I welcome you. I must tell you something to bring you up to speed.
Ahem.
Conor won the Story of The Fight, the third round of the fight, the defensive grappling of the fight, the striking of the fight, the twitter fight of the fight, the brawl after the fight, the last strike landed of the night of the fight, and the war.
Khabib merely won "the match".

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I need god

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Based Colby shagging Jorges sister

In what fashion does Masvidal flush small ben?
Is KO a lock?

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Where are the picks

good post

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Based as fuck

What an absolute wet fart of a thread.

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is there any new stream site since schaub ruined mmastreams?

we are in

>needing five minutes

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Should fighters be forced to wear very large safety goggles chemists wear or should eyepokes be a legit technique?

fighters should man the fuck up and fight through it. Yes, they should be legit.

braap

which one is the thread?

Jones went from -680 to -560 in the last 3 hours. Are people retarded?

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Haven't you been reading the threads?

Santos is a bum but he has power and Jon has been clipped before

7 to 1 is tempting for many people so the line moved-end of story

NI

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how and where would you draw the line between "legit" eye-pokes that fighters should man up through and literal eye-gouging that can cause permanent damage to the eye or blindness?

What's going on here?

...

Heres a sight
*pisses in your eye*

if you get a doctor's note the next day then you can beg for a no contest

>join my shit thread

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Where did Werdum's eye go?

not my thread but might aswell spam this as you're a retard

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there's additional space in the hue skull design

eye gouges are literally worse than groin shots since even after taking a break your eye sight is still fucked through the fight.

When was the last time all the favorites won on a card? I feel like some crazy shit is gonna come out of left field in one of these fights

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Jon is finished. The crust was the equalizer and I'm glad people are wising up. Already put a couple grand on Santos.

Good news for our boy then

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the day someone intentionally pokes an eye and causes the other guy to lose their sight is the day the sport won't be sanctioned by any athletic commission anywhere in the US, regardless of the official result

t. bitch eyes

remember 217?

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source????

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That happened already in a smaller organization though

>faberclawingrivera.webm

lel I think JJ was -900

Damn, didn't expect Holly to be such a big underdog. Are bookies becoming less retarded?

Look up Cody Stevens, bee. I think he blind from his right eye now

oh
my
goodness

>cheeky

Easy money baby

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>ben asscream
LMAOOOOOO

Is there anybody here who can give any good reason not to root for Diego Sanchez?
ofc not.

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Just to be clear, I'm the one who coined Toilet Ben and Toilet Jon.

You on the left

checked - Holm in round 2.

I'm the man behind the curtain

Is there a site where I can bet on Santos winning in second round by spinning heel kick?

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Yeah I'm thinking based

Your window

I lay you 3-1

well that was disappointing

a try hard sperg hiring whores in ass shots for every video for click b8 (you)s

left is perfect, right is too thicc. that's a fetish i'm not high enough test for

>two threads

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Two scoops.
Two terms.

Greetings heemsters

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Guys is it heem day I’ve been away for awhile what is heem day

Could be worse. We could be single threading for 4 days straight like /box/

that's colby for you

>women only get naked when you pay them
maybe for you

Post yfw heem day

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yeah they are pathetic.

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women pose in his videos like manikins (not showing their face) and then shake their ass on cue

not scripted at all from paid whores to act like actresses

only jannies work for free

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how dry is your penis?

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Hot take: DC will lose to Stipe on purpose so he can duck Jon again

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>y-yeah bro he's cool as fuck look at him he's acting out a skit with strippers and he has fake coke! lmaooo he's just like scarface and he's in miami! bad ass as fuck bro

age past 13 years

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>frogposting
yep, it's a sexless incel.

this is really pleasant and I normally don't like this kind of tune, what's it called? thanks froggo

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lol you literally cannot imagine women just doing what you say because you said it and you're a man, enjoy that

>Posting the cropped version

doing God's work

OH NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAA
BOOKIES ARE ENAMOURED WITH HIM

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>July 6 will be
>uhhhh
>mind becomes posessed by the collective of JUST BLEED energies amassing around the world banking on his puncher's chance to defeat the GOAT once and for all
>Heem Day.

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This is the official Comfy game thread

Have sex

Feels like a gta money cheat too easy

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gambling is degenerate af

>the absolute voodoo curse put upon jorge by mugs posting slips before the fight
Poor fucker is going to get heemed by a doughy arsegrabber tonight

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Put a tener on Diego, b

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Let me guess you guys cucked by some sort of betting laws on top of your gun laws kek

Good morning 4channel!
Fights start soon, I'm excited
Hope you are excite for fight too

I thought the fights started at 3:15?

Yeah

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They start at 8:30 AM

i wish, australians lose billions on gambling
time to go to work :^)

whorehay

AND STILL

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I hope all the Latino fighters win today

Why pick Jorge? Askren is gonna crucify him

This is why right here

This will be a banger

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I email is my boy after he beat my former boy Prazeres

is this the thread or nah

I don't fucking care

Sorry

It has began.

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get off my thread

Appreciated.

This is the comfy thread

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god damn didnt even miss 1 fight how come it started so late

Because it's not late the only place it matters on Earth

why is joe so silent reee

>model
>elite athlete
>fighter
>rich
>white
>tall
>big dick


Life is so fucking unfair bros..

He's a surfer too

THIIICCCKKKEERRRR

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underrated

1st for Askren, Nunes, and Jones all losing

israel?

based

135th for leddit

10-9 Avila

why are corners allowed to talk during rounds?

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Why is there an ad for surgery on the octagon?
Aren't surgery for free? Isn't America a first world country?

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>>model
males models make nothing
>>elite athlete
yes
>>fighter
yes
>>rich
lolno, you've got to be joking
>>white
yes
>>tall
yes
>>big dick
I'll have to ask your mom

he also gets KO'd a lot:
Bisping: KO's Luke 4 times in 5 seconds
Belfort:....KO's Luke 3 times in 5 seconds
Romero: KO's Luke 2 times in 4 seconds

This the thread ye?

mfw

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Conor isn't coming back.

idk

Aldo vs McGregor was the most one sided fight I've ever seen UNTIL McGregor landed that left.

CLEENCH CLEENCH

YES I HURT HER. I BETTER CLINCH NOW!!

Feels good. Having some free surgery myself soon. Imagine being a healthcarelet..

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when did Rogan start using "they're getting AFTER it"?

good he can retire with a solid record and not live to see himself become a Fight Night co-main

20-18 Avila

E X T R A
T H I C C

When's the main card start?

very based

He still likes to use "These boys are going at it"

Felder annoys me, like he was shitting on Roccos fight iq even though Maia would've made short work of him.

LOOK IT THE FUCK UP

not even gonna watch the prelims desu

post your cashapp, you deserve payment for this

Is this an amateur fight? Surely Dana isn't paying for this?

that mongoloidal posture from the pale one is sickening

3 hours

You don't know what "free" means
Our public healthcare is a nightmare
Doctors have killed 2 of my family with negligence

there are plenty of unshopped pics showing he has a big cock


Also the point that he's a model was not that he makes great money from it.. but that he's been gifted with extremely good looks.


Also he's rich by any definition of the word. 100% is worth millions.

Since he had based David Goggins on his podcast

Lads I keep imagining to what I would do to one of you faggots. I see you skelly fucks walking down the street and I just run and full force right hook you to the jaw dropping you instantly. Then lifting you back up to your feet as I drive my knee into your ribs until I hear you start to cough up blood. Then holding you by the back of the head and hitting you full force elbows to the nose and jaw. Then once I see your soul leave your bodies and you fall into a deep slumber I grab you with both hands by your shirt and swing you full force into the nearest hard surface head first.

Americans get much harsher treatment I follow up by stomping on your heads

>Joe didn't know that front kicks to the face a sign of disrespect in Muay Thai

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based

What's the value in laying 6.8-1 on a favorite in MMA? You really want to risk $136 to win $20?

I literally refuse to watch this female fight. I waited a week for some spicy memes and spicy heems and won't let this ruin my mood.

I want to do my picks please.

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Daily reminder that Cro Cop is redpilled

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END THE FUCKING FIGHT REF

some random fuck would just post theirs idiot
learn to 4channel

t. bantamweight manlet with anger issues

now it makes sense

pannie sucks

He's from Denmark bee

What day is today?

Ok incel

>mmajunkie.com/2019/07/drunk-ufc-fan-badgers-ben-askren-video-twitter

click bait

HEEM DAY

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Pennie is awful on the ground

then you should’ve done a parlay, gaylord

just ate a enormous burger, jesus i'm set for the night, idk how you americans can eat it everyday

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I bet he's taken more than one for the team

STOOPPPP THE FIIGHHHHHHHTT

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joe cant even fight he got cucked by chip diamond
new embedded:
youtube.com/watch?v=mI8npivigmU

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>heem day
>not day of the heem

Height? Weight?

What happened?
Nunes and Jones are still champs?
Askren got heem'd?

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30-27 Avila, great debut by Hulia Avila

hmmmm breast's

COUNTDOWN TO HEEM DAY

FIVE BONGS GIVE OR TAKE

Can you dumb fucking morons stop splitting the threads

he landed 13seconds in the fight lmfao

Naurdiev and Shahbazyan about to get the heem started. Both bigger favorites than Jones.

what did you mean by this?

Yes, go to back to bed Milos.

Redpilled post

Implying he is a good teammate

6'0 165lbs

>lolno, you've got to be joking
Are ytpu retarded? The guy has a fucking contract with Ralph Lauren. UFC is basically his side gig in comparison.

>joey baby

Here it is boys, the free money parlay of the night!

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Bens a cool dude, knew that dude just had too much to drink. I hope he dominates Masvidal.

Two 30-26 scorecards for Julia Avila

Unironically rip

any streams lids?

you should post this in the other thread

Pannie won the story of the fight by her funny name

Godspeed lad

Obvious samefaggotery.

>Joey baby, thank you for talking to me

Yikes

no shit

>Joey Baby

she's so cute bros

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Jesus Christ.

I'm ben shark do do do do doo-doo

>perfect girls don't exist
lads I think I'm in love

I’ve been fighting autism for years.

>she's battling cancer
>"congratulations"

She's smart (a geologist) and she still loves God

Is there anything worse than a straight WMMA fighter?

>Joe Rogan: "Congrats on the cancer"

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god thankers are disgusting, expect jones of course

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>my mom has cancer
>congratulations

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Diego Sanchez ALREADY won the story

>she's battling cancer
>CONGRATULATIONS!

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Anybody got the webm of Kianzad getting molested by the chick that won TUF

i liekd her before the cancer bullshit

Askren is such a pussy Imagine what I could do to him given the opportunity
I wiuld probably have hit him with a 1, 1 2 and knocked him out cold

>Adesanya doesn't like it when everyone is not tickling his balls
Stylebender BTFO by Bisping

BASED CANCER

It must be terrifying, honestly. And so much worse once you have children.

OH NO NO NO NO
Get the FUCK out of my thread, little man

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Naurdiev by murder

He should've ankle picked that faggot

I bet you'd be terrified just looking at him. I bet if he were in your way you wouldn't even ask him to move. I bet if he walked into your house you would show him the way to the valuables.

Munster

HARD WORK
HARD WORK
HARD WORK
YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
ALL WORK IS WHAT

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Oliviwalk kino tonight

Very sorry to hear that, but pls don't imagine it doesn't happen in the USA or Canada or wherever.
All the best to you, brother.

Not sold on Shahbazyan at all

we're at BASED STREAM dotcom come watch, register, and chat with us!

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Olivi is very stylish today

I'd rather worship God than sodomy and semen like you do.

dont think he would be terrified looking at him, he'd just get his ass kicked lol

kys

what do you guys think about Megan Olivi

These walks shoots are more distracting than good.

Cro Cop liking women...still up for debate.

Nah you are thinking about Jon Jones, Askren gets the battered house wife treatment from me

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Jones only thanks god to work all redditors into a boiling SEETHE

sure *unzips pants

better than the ring girls

America: If they die they die.

I think alot of these chicks in women’s division just tryna be too dyke

YEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YEHAAAAAAAYEEHAAAAAAYAAAAA
YAAAAAHEEYAAAAAA

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>wmma

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He's the biggest favorite on the card at -660 with a O/U of 1.5 -125. He's gonna fuck Marshman up.

o lordy

I wish I could give her a belly rub with my erect and slippery oil-covered penis haha?

>Austrian wonderboy
>Ismail Nurgidurgidev

This man just found out he was 1.2% Native American got a soul catcher tatted on his chest and came out to native chants

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no walkout will ever top the Kevin Lee one against Al

>ben puts his face in jorge's crotch
>OOOOHHHHH HES HUURT
>ben starts sniffing heavily
>STOPP THE FIIGHT!!! STOP THE FIGHTTTT!!!!

Naurdiev will be champ

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>tfw having a heart attack right now
Im heem'd bros

Milos Teodosic?Ol school basketball player,very talented

HaHa 3 piece and a soda, who could even come up with that

Where are the picks at for tonight?

Can’t tell if this guy is a muzzie or what

This walkout music is terrible
Hope he gets heemed

whats the most illegal hd stream boys?

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This music fired me up bros

god damn *drools*

Wtf did you just do to my computer you asshole?

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Our second fight of the UFC 239 Fight Pass Prelims

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Chance's acne scars are so bad he looks like a 70 year old man, feel bad for him desu

Dear God...

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Got I hate being a virgin. I deserve a megan in my life

Do we all agree that what happens to MMA fighters is this:

they get hit in the head
over and over
and eventually become pretty easy to knock out
and then retire

have diminished quality of life
drastically shortened life-span (like football players or even worse)
and die.

The guys who got hit a lot, big Nog for example, will probably suffer more than smart fighters like GSP, but in the end these guys are suffering for our entertainment, and barely getting paid (except for Conor, GSP, and Brock).

That's pretty much it, right?

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the last mohican

>Austrian
>Muslim

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Why does buffer get so close to fighters

this is fucking retarded, they need to focus on fighter and his walkout not megan talking about disneyland. ever since espn there's been bunch of dumb shit

bit lewd

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Bro you're going to go to prison

How do the odds work? Naurdiev is -550 and is the favorite.

Another white boy with an identity crises...yikes Chance.

Lads I am at a bar and someone tries to fight me and I push them, put my hands up in a boxing stance and say "Dance with me then"

Based or Cringe?

comes from my dick

shhhh shhh it's ok shhhh

>those are the two options
American theologician intellectuals, ladies and gentlemen.

This is Edmonds boy?

Size difference

SPICY FIGHT

Lmao

You know when Rogan is commentating the prelims it's a good card

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Olivi needs to have kids, her expiration date is approaching, I can't believe /ourgirl/ fell for the Jew career meme

no edmonds is armenian

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Enjoy jail bro

Hope you havd nothing naughty on your pc because it will be checked as well

- is the favorite.

Askren was out

The muslim is gonna win

This one is quite spicy lads

this dude doesn't look indian at all, fucking americans

Only based if you have a foreign accent.

suddenly craving buffalo wild wings

Based

>being at a bar
cringe

Allah will win

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Mmm same

Nice bulge

COME WATCH THE FIGHT AT BASEDSTREAM dot COM
TAKE OUT THE FUCKING DOT YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

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What was that 3 man parlay that broseph posted? I accidentally deleted the old thread

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him cray cray

Edmonds boy is the American/Armenian named Edmen Shahbazyan

Lads, I just have to say.
I'm really fucking sick of the eastern european cant grow mustaches wrestling padded record mudslimes.

Thanks

No, that's Edmen Shahbazyan

First for Masvidal fush toilet Askren

go to art gallery
take selfie touching the fucking art

fuck this degenerate p.o.s

>Phil Davis
Holy shit remember Phil Davis?

Guys does beating RDA make Edwards legit? His two best wins would both be lightweights where he outmuscled them in the clinch

wtf is this guy european???

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No, that's Jerry Tarkanian

Doesn’t really feel like Heem day

*c r i n g e*
so fucking cringe

HEEM DAY

I'm sure I've seen the two closest to Colby in porn..

Finest potassium.

Just wait until Edmen walks out and you will see a true heem day

Imagine being this genetic dead-end yet come from the same country as Arnie.
Hitler was right.

Second fight in you can't say that just yet

literally every girl in this pic is a pornstar

Buffer unironically brings a huge amount of energy and based dad-figure awesomeness to the sport.

probly did, it was a porn event

The muslim is a can

>not just throwing a 1 2 heem and going back to the bar

All women are pornstars these days it's mental what happened

what day is it heem?

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Guys Rencountre is legit (he isn't)
I told you guys he was free money (I didn't)

Hype train derailed.

RIP muslim

He's not even trying to escape

>this bum is 18-2
THIS IS WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF THEY MATCHED KHABIB UP WITH A WRESTLER LMAOOOO

Sopa de macaco day.

corners shouldnt be allowed to talk during rounds

-550 getting worked

hey Felix, how's life buddy

muslim getting scalped

NOOOOOOOOOO NAURDIEV BROS

THIS WASNT SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN

This Naurdiev guy looked sharp af when starting, landed some huge shots and now he looks done

That explains it then

Osage Wrestling

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Useless manhugger

Based native american pagan mauling an abrahamic cult member

Wrestling from the bottom is exhausting

FUCK YOU AND THIS GAY HOMO grapple wrestlering bs

this dude started so well and now is just getting wrestlefucked lol

This wasn't supposed to happen

Ismailbros.... how could this happen...

Good enough for the following few hours at least. Got a nice cold beer, some dabs and fights on the ol' illegal stream.

I hope that shitty nurdimikov odds looked good on your accas

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It's up to Shahbazyan to save the prelims

DAMN KHABIB LOOKS LIKE THAT?!

He too big.

Askren gonna do this to mr. street

Ben will do the same to Masvidal

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>mudslime getting wrestleraped
Oh how the tables have turned

t-t-tthis is heem day?

Looks like you were right (you weren't)

This semen slurping sport isnt for me

Watch kickboxing then you fucking retard.

Phil Davis vs Luke Rockhold in a grappling match, who would win?

Wait this is the guy who beat Tractor in his debut? Crazy.

moose obliterated santos like the can he is. better see a highlight reel KO from jones tonight or he's past it

Based
FUCK MUSLIMS

Based wrestlechad

i missed the audience screams

>heem day
>no heems
typical ufc

>a muzzie
>from Russia
>can't wrestle

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wait muslefuckers corner telling him to wrestle? lmfao

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>people were hyping this mudslime can

ayy lmao

>that skirt-leggings-heels combo
finna nut

If Ismail doesn't KO him then he loses

Wow, ESPN has a translator for Austrian

>wonder why Naurdiev is doing so poorly
>see Henri Hooft in his corner
oh right

My dick

Jones
Nunes
Askren
BÅ‚achowicz
Chiesa

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5 minutes of this is very fukken boring...cmon ref stop this grappling from ruining the sport

Davis on points. Cockhold if it’s sub only or EBI or something. Or gi BJJ

who is taking picks

Fun fact Naurdiev was getting mad on Instagram about UFC promoting pride.

This is almost exactly how the Askren fight will go

Useless man fucking hugger

Ponder the scents.

OH HE TAGGED HIM

Thank you brother

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>they use their muscles which will make them tired
Great expert analysis.

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Why do all muzzies have this rwrarsed no-mustache beard

Yep. Feels bad as a Masvidal fan.

Whoever wins, we snooze

fucking cheater

its over

gg muhammad

ISLAM is CANCELLED

DONT GRAB THE FENCE LET GO OF IT LET GO OF IT!

N-NO

THATS ILLEGAL!

JANNIES ARREST THIS CRIMINAL

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i'm done taking them

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>-550

you fags are posting too quickly.
let's not lose this thread yet

How expensive is gas in your country?

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Cuz muslims r crazy

>he gotta do something radical
LMAO

>hes gotta do something radical
I dont think you want that, Joe.

Retarded*

WHY DIDNT I FUCKIN BET ON THIS FIGHT FUUUUK

Oh my fucking god, right is 12/10

Jones
Nunes
Askren
Rockhold
Sanchez

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NOOOOOO ALLHIMDULLIAH BROTHERS THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
WE FAILED ALLAH ASSUM ALLAYKUM ALLHIMDULLAH BROTHERS
GOD DAMN THE HERETIC UFC FOR NOT GIVING US A CAN TO PAD OUR RECORD WITH. HOW DARE THEY MATCH US UP WITH A WRESTLER.
ALLAHU AKBAR! ALLAHU AKBAR! ALLAHU AKBAR!

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They believe the moustache to be a disrespect to how Allah created them because it covers the face

the muslim fears the tomahawk

JJ
Holm
Masvidal
Rockhold
Chiesa

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Glad people are waking up to how fake Masvidal is. Askren releaseing that video after Masvidal completely twisted it was hilarious.

It's some technically in their beard shaving rules were your allowed to shave the mustache.

Lads how was the first fight of the night? I missed it

This one's not been too hot

Because that's how Mohammed wore it.

>instagram.com/p/BzlBkcQBxzJ/
>MAGA
>fetish for black and brown women
BASED

>wasted on fat thot

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Muhammad is a flushed can of a prophet

>i picked chiesa
oh no

Jones
Nunes
Masvidal
Luke
Sanchez

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Wrestling is so fucking gay

shitty wmma

Joe is blatant rooting for the muslim guy lol

Anybody notice joe not using his typical buzzwords lately. Hes mixing it up abit tonight.

$2.09 a gallon in my state

This muslim's a fucking retard. He had to get a KO if he wanted to win and he goes for a takedown. ffs

What video?

Avila looked good. A geologist with "hands of stone".

>Be wrestler
>Can't be knee'd or kicked when on the ground
>Rules cater to your cuck fighting style
>literally just have to lay on someone to win

And beard doesnt...?

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No youre not

Jones
Nunes
Askren
Blach
Sanchez

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Your humour was right on the money (it failed miserably)

Just as shit.

>raising his hands
>wat

>He needs to go jihad on him
what rogan meant by that

KEK HE THINKS HE WON

Its RENcountre, not REDcountre, you racist ass pale face

NOOOOOOOOOOOO ISLAM BROS

surely this muzzie didnt actually think he won?

christ you're a bad poster

Sanchez
Jan
Ben
Nunes
Jones

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...

kebab got feathered

29-27
29-28
30-27
Chance Rencountre

HYPE TRAIN DERAILED

THIS GUY WAS 18-2 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

Rencountre taking back the holy land

Damn, thats 30-40 cent cheaper than it is here

Black Eagle won

i thought muslims knew how to wrestle

Good job (bad job)

>i picked you in the pick picks picks
oh no

Jones
Nunes
Masvidal
Blachowicz
Chiesa

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robbed

Who the FUCK is the owner of this shitty fucking website? I have reported this message like an hour ago and ITS STILL THERE! HELLO? Anyone wants a lawsuit?

lmao thank god I didn't bet on this card

fighters that do this are so cringy

MANLETS GON LEARN TODAY YEAH

>aw joe hell yah
Based eagle

Beard doesn't cover the face you mong

>feathered
>not scalped

>jon
>nunes
>askren
>luke
>sanchez
ty for adding me usa-kun

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based 7% apache

>Jones
>Nunes
>Masvidal
>Rockhold
>Sanchez

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Another promising fighter ruined by Henri Hooft

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>from a small reservation in Oklahoma
apologize.

>native americans
>brown

JONES
HOLM
ASKREN
COCKHOLD
SANCHEZ

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naurdiev got sent on the trail of tears

Based Rencountre motivational speech.

They became explosive strikers when they leave Russia

DECISIONS DECISIONS DECISIONS on heem day.

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>rencountre is from a rez
>pure white

>those shoes
Do you recon a teacher took this photo?

fuck grappler and fuck henri

santos
nunes
askren
rockhold
diego

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Shahbazyan 1st round KO easy money

THIS WHAT FUCK THOUGHT IT WAS HEEM DAY NOT SLEEP DAY

Post slip

world is a fuck

Holly knocked Shev on her ass? How come nobody fucking told me this?

Mfw americans are white

If anyone is going to heem my picks, it's going to be Holly

cuz maybe they don't find it to be an issue? ignore it and enjoy the fights ya fucking leaf

armenian bvll

...

Jones
Nunes
Jorge
Luke
Chiesa

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Based

Fuck faggots posting streams

Santos
Holm
Askren
Rockhold
Sanchez

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How many bongs for the main card?

Alright it's time for the Armenian Sensation and his funny ribs

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cmon faggot there are three others stop making thread...fucking monkey

Two conchita bananas

Dos y medio.

jones
nunes
askren
jan

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2 bongs 30 bings

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Jones
Nunes
Masvidal
Jan
Chiesa

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No you aren't

Jones
Nunes
Masvidal
Rockhold
Diego

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Lotta cazzies

Jones
Nunes
Askren
Rockhold
Chiesa

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I invented heeming muslims.

Wake up cazzies

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>I'm so high on this kid

ew wtf

we're watching the fights over at BASEDSTREAM dot COM takeout the fucking dot unless you are a newfag

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Jones
Nunes
Askren
Rockhold
Chiesa

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Im putting 50 bucks on Jones winning by eye gouging in the 4th round

CHINESE OVERLORD

Who's the second from left

Make it round 1 instead

Jones
Nunes
Funky
Rockhold
Diego

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Why are disgusting border jumping beaners so fragile?

CHING CHANG CHONG I NOK MOFOS

Marretta
Holly
Jorge
Jan
Diego

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>JONES
>NUNES
>MASVIDAL
>JAN
>SANCHEZ

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Only Oldfags know about BASED STREAM dotcom where we're watching "The Fight (TM)" and chatting about cool shit, add it to your bookmarks, YO!

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You're a bonger, that's a cringe no matter what.