/cric/ ENGLAND v AUSTRALIA

Australia can't beat little South Africa so we'll beat them easy

*loses to england*

ICC will get the double headed coin out and give Morgan the nod. India - England final will make them more money.

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so true

anything but an australia india final

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England to Australia: *loses to India*
India to England: *loses to Australia*
Australia to India: *loses to England*

GET IN HERE HINDUSTAN BHAIS

literally wat the fuck

Bants summed up

...

Imagine if Wade replaced Khawaja

How did Australia finish second? Weren't they the first ones to qualify for the finals?

cos ur shit lamo

manifest destiny

Lad..........................

can someone explain this sport in the same vain of how football is: kick the round thing in the net, you score 1 point

You had played the most games of the top 4 teams when you qualified.

tactically :^)

hit the round thing with a stick and run around = 1 point. It gets caught before it bouncy bouncy and you are out and feel sad.

>make one point and still get caught

feels bad man

would you boo warner/smith if you were at the game?

i dont think i would - both of them are total bellends in terms of their personalities but cricket stars, also cheating is absolutely rife in cricket anyway (think of how many people have been done for ball tampering/spot fixing/other stuff, now think of how many other ppl must get away with it). also smith is like a hero to me, because hes a freakishly ugly blob of a man who nonetheless is like mozart when it comes to cricket

so you wanna hit the ball low and hard ideally?

that can give you 4 points if you do it well

why would not boo australians at any and all opportunity?

RENT
FREE

Yes I would

Just for how buttmad it makes everyone involved. If they wanted people to stop they should stop showing that it gets under their skin

Do you need to "tag out" a bowler like in baseball? Does play stop as soon as a fielder has the ball or do you have to pass it to someone near the wicket, in the same way you have to throw the ball to a base in baseball?

Updated list

Team I like tier

>England
>New Zealand

Team I don't like or dislike tier

>India

Teams I don't like tier

>None left

Burn it and stomp on it tier

>Australia

Aussies only have themselves to blame for sperging out as badly as they did. A stern reprimand and a couple of games stood down would have been fine.

don't forget how arrogant the Australian team have been all the time until they got exposed. i would continue to boo and remind them that NONE of their previous wins count for anything. you can bet that the likes of ponting, Clarke and others before them have all used sandpaper
FUCK THEM
FUCK THOSE CHEATS
FUCK FUCK FUCK

Well Australia will twat England.

You have to be either run out or be back at the crease (assuming you ran in the first place) and then the bowler goes on to the next delivery.

you come across as a shit

not scared of any teams in the finals 2bh
australia is always flat in dead rubbers
england will choke if they don't win the toss and get to bat first

you come across as something I just wiped off my arse as well

reminder that Australia has NEVER lost a semi final

This is the post

they have lost finals though ;)

bruh

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Okay this is based

Uh-ho

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Is there no match between New Zealand and Australia for 3rd place at the World Cup?

Why can't Poos keep their fucking politics to themselves?

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Yes.
And shout something about sandpaper.

>wake up
>see result
NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>pozztralia
BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

dear oh dear what happened lads

THE TABLE TOPPING INDIA

THE TABLE TOPPING INDIA
O
P

YOU FUCKED IT
YOU FUCKED EVERYTHING

Or over the outer boundary on the fly for 6.

why are indians retarded?

Cringe

rent free

>caught ball tampering
English press murders Aussies, this is the single worst occurrence ever in international cricket
>Board severely punishes players involved
>"Wow way to sperg out, it wasn't even that bad"

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TABLE BOTTOMMING POOPEELANDIA

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they seem pretty alpha
even mythological gods are fair game for the bic

Broken brown-person English is always kek-worthy.

Why the fuck should you care what our retarded press say?

>The table is only 4 teams
Cringe

TABLE BOTTOMMING POOPEELANDIA
only four that matter ;)

ICC rekt
entire crowd will be indian fans

The India slaying New Zealand

New Zealand are undefeated against India in this world cup

FORE (4) - ONE (1)
O
R
E

QUALIFYING BY TECHNICALITY POOPEELANDIA
NOT BY MERIT POOPEELANDIA
PATHETIC POOPEELANDIA

based England vs New Zealand final

BEWARE POOPEELANDIA
vocaroo.com/i/s0mx7yQwc8pi

>aus plays without sandpaper
>can't beat SA
>aus plays with sandpaper
>still can't beat SA

Elite truthnukes herein lads: youtu.be/n94SffUP6hg

I really hope our meme squad get some respect around here when >we make a stadium full of literal poos cry and vanquish them from /cric/

Fat cunt

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Always wince when I see the war dodger picture in the legends section

To be fair most commonwealth types don't really know this, as demonstrated by the fact that they write "leg side" and "off side" on the wagon wheel diagram even during test matches. really disgraceful.

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>lost by 10 runs
lmao

who was batting during this? baddin?

pressures off lads.
high level tactical loss, we'll win our next 50 matches now

This guy gets it

>Shout-out to my American mate Sebbo. Hey, Sebbo! You're a septic tank, yank. Ha ha ha. I hate you.
>We had a short but spirited chat about a number of other things. The main one was the time at which the show began with two white people sitting around talking about how, despite what some people might say, racism and sexism don't run deep in society and that, in fact, it usually is not. This is true, but it's mostly a cultural thing, in which a conversation may run deeper than we might have expected. Also, in a recent conversation with Simon Miller in New York on the new Doctor Who, Miller gave some advice about how to handle white guilt when discussing a show that had a significant number of minorities on the show. (For the record, I think it's also true that that one's experience playing Doctor Who has been one of greater racial diversity - not just ethnic diversity, but in terms of gender and sexuality, too.)
>There was also a moment when we talked about how we'd be interested to see an African-American take up the role of Doctor Who, in which, if he doesn't make a big splash with it first, then one of the black Doctor Who companions will be waiting to fill his shoes.

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yep, always feels like a loss is around the corner when you win a few in a row

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COPE
O
P
E

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t.pooart broads toe

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Might have a butter chicken tonight. My indian bros would be proud of me

really want to know how we are in the semis
team hasnt even played together and new guys in and out of the side
pretty unbelievable to be quite honest, we were bound to lose a couple however the absolute seethe from other countries whenever we lose tells me we are the ultimate RENT FREE team
BASED

best moment in cricket history

>No Smarsh
>Khwaja injured

All this is doing is giving Handscomb a chance to blow the fuck out of England and India (again). Just give us the cup already.

You don't tag a runner, you hit the wicket he is running towards with the ball.

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I'll cheer for you, Bilbo.

>use colors with barely any contrast
fucking ableists

Based NZ owning those semi final spots

Considering we gave Behrendorff a five-fer I really don't think it matters what your lineup is, it's all just going to come down to who wins the toss anyway

kek

Where is Kenya these days.

>kenya semifinalist
i do not remember this
how?

Still in Africa lad

>New Zealand forfeited their match with Kenya, due to security reasons which enabled the latter to reach the semi-finals

ah yes

imagine being such softcocks that you forfeit a match

Imagine being a nation of obese dog diddling poofs

imagine beta orbiting grig from a non grig country

Looks like Shane Watson.

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>try to find AusGOD lowlights
>have to span decades and hundreds of matches for poothetic gifs
>seething THIS much
big yikes la

never noticed that v flick before
Kek

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love the keeper's form

>seethe so badly that you need to give the forks to the bowler
>he doesn't even look at you
trevor chappell is an unsung hero here

A shame Zimbabwe is being silly these days too.

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Are there any positives in playing Australia? We have lost 3 semifinals in a year in football

>Are there any positives in playing Australia?
yeah m8, HIV

Literally every post fatguts makes is to beg for attention from us. Really sad.

it must be said, india have struggled this tournament. there was obviously panic sent through their camp when their fraudulent batting line up was exposed by new zealand's boult and neesham in the lead up, and the effect of that has been plain to see - dour, cowardly batting and a captain who is yet to make a contribution meandering nervously at the crease before his inevitable dismissal. a rain point against new zealand and an embarrassing "victory" against the afghans just doing enough from nz's perspective to ensure an easy road to the final with the aid of some tactical losses once qualification was certain.

My body is ready.

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Even when you produce a world class fast-bowler he bowls like an absolute turbo sperg on crack

>nz's perspective to ensure an easy road to the final with the aid of some tactical losses once qualification was certain.
actually that whole post

it will be a GREAT pleasure to THRASH you in the semis poopee
x

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Reminder that the Ashes mens > Ashes womens > ODI world cup

CHAD Lancastrian

cope
O
P
E
India and England are the ONLY teams with any momentum, they will be the finalists

>LE GOBE XDDDXD

>sandbag entire tournament
>dab on everyone mercilessly in the finals

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Bat on ball? Big fan.

>tactical loses
youtu.be/R5RL6Pr0tHg
youtu.be/tJVI_V2oOFc
youtu.be/jjpTcHwjFuI

Business idea: Don’t jinx it

nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=12247287
>The Black Caps' 16-year wait to play India at the Cricket World Cup is about to end.

love doing a poo that splashes my bum

Yeah m8, you lose against Australia instead of India

I love the real dense poo's that make a really deep "KER PLONK"

NZ have a better chance of beating India and progressing, so yes.

Do NOT bully Dave Warner

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just took an absolutely MASSIVE marcus stoinis lads

i WILL take a shit on the road outside if its an aus vs nz final again

conversely will be having a seethe if india win it all

KEK

get ready to drop a big jacinda adern

reckon the key to winning the SFs will be to have a bat thanks first

reckon english curators have gone into full damage control mode since >we beat them so yeah only way to win is to post a big road total

the Fag4

>yfw poo peeland loses to australia in the finals again

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OH NONONONONONO

I hope McCullum is supporting us in the semis.

youtube.com/watch?v=6u1LfBm6fmo

>tfw you basically luck yourselves to the semi final

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isnt like your national sport?

No

India will be 250/2 off 35 overs chasing 350.
Then based Dhoni will score a 50(60)* and win the game for NZ.

virat kohli is the world number best cricketer you agree yes thankyou okay

Bro it is player of the tournament

>have to wait two more days for the seething peewee to shut up

IN: Handscomb and Marsh
OUT: Khawaja and Stoinis

Likely changes.

>imagine playing mitch marsh in a world cup semifinal

Best part about these webms is that most of them are just within the last handful of years, just imagine how many great moments we've had over the decades

Cricket is such a kino sport

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shakib bro

So true, trinibro

i thought marsh was ruled out

they didn't film Cricket until about 15 years ago I don't even think they had tv back then

big brain analysis
espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/27136009/australia-india-final-likely-not-good-game

reckon poo peeland's going to humble the curries on tuesday

India will be eating humble butter chicken

CANNOT believe we choked a free passage into the final. India hit the jackpot.

Nah we're due mate

it'll be nz vs. aus again mate trust the southern hemisphere

Muscular NZ vs Aus final on the cards, with the kiwis getting anally ravaged again.

don't even want to be in the final.

So NZ win? Every time I get anally ravaged I have won. Being a bottom is way better than being a top.

;_;

eng will beat aus but they'll choke in the finals

Aus v India final, Aus wins yaaawwnn

Unpredictable semis lads

in the way you can predict easily who'll win?

No

Don't care who wins as long as it's not grimdia

I wouldn't mind India winning as long as the whole country gets nuked at the same time

;)

dreamt last night that we were going to win lads

Based Daniel

i dreamt that we lost but that i had a consolation shag with root

Might be sad after the World Cup ends

same except on /rug/ and I had a consolation root with Shag.

Grim

based test cricket only WEEKS afterwards lad

kek

spag bol lads.

:D

Yawn. Wake me up when t20s start

Oh, I do hope so.

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Children.
I'm working with children.
I remember the BBC showing test matches live when Boycott was batting. I think they did it to make people turn off their tvs and go and do something useful.

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England = No1 coming into the tournament.
India = No1 now

Any final other than ENG v IND would be a misrepresentation and a travesty and will be erased from the records.

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It’s his birthday today. What match winning innings or moments of his do you like the most?

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That moment when Shastri says "DHONIIIIIIII FINISHES OFF IN STYLE"

big fan of some of his stumpings

Don't really follow Cricket all that closely, why are we so shit at ODIs?

can >we drop Maxwell yet? fucking hopeless

he'll fie in one of the finals lad
give him the paki's spot

You're right, you don't.
Now piss off back to watching divegrass.

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>Scientists from Sanford Burnham Prebys have created natural-looking hair that grows through the skin using human induced pluripotent stem cells (iPSCs), a major scientific achievement that could revolutionize the hair growth industry.

based

/cric/ rules
/hoc/ drools

Based

yikes

based women's Ashes later, absolutely HYPED

LOVE the ashes (men's and women's)
HATE the sexism

uncomplicated

business idea: women's cricketers wear spandex uniforms

Shall invest

sexist pig.

ooo

Rude.

business idea: women cricketers wear netball uniforms

beach bikini cricket

Cancel the women's cricket and tell them to make porn instead and then they'll actually make money

business idea: the asses tournament

most are too grim for porn standards
it's only the fact they are somewhat known that warrants interest

Grimbabwe in Ireland and another England collapse today.

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reminder 2 of the english lasses had leaks in the fappening

teninsider.com/top-10-most-beautiful-women-cricketers-in-the-world/

>holly not even on the list
>guha the best
>that number 5

this was made by /cric/

you're honestly going to tell me that the indian women's test team isn't categorically fuckable?

I guess who's winning then ;)

>no soon loos
/cric/ in pooicide watch

there's Wyatt, who else?

rubbish list

Only three days left this world Cup lad. I hope you guys are not working on those days ;)

i think there was another one with her in the pics/video
not sure who

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moew

Wheres Jennifer these days. Haven't posted in a while

Shitspouter bullied her the fuck out

not based

matthew wade called into the squad lads

WOAH

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NOT YET HE HASN'T

Ghostcel

An ugly dude who should by birthright be an incel but has fluked himself a GF

>imagine having both Wade and Mitch Marsh both in playing a wc semi
grim

We've been exposed lads

Finally

both have been in elite form for australia a
but of course marsh has done that before and then been shit when promoted

do NOT tell /fit/

Wade won't play unless they drop Maxwell. Handscomb was first in to replace SMarsh so will get Khawaja's spot.

wtf lads there's no cricket on

;(

stoinis is out too with a side injury m8

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;)

MMarsh will replace him.

I’m sure the World Cup is scripted like the IPL. England will win to improve the popularity of cricket

Guess again sweetie

youtube.com/watch?v=Y0-igxDcoQs

The World Cup is fixed if englel wins ;)

probably
wade can bowl a few though and they would only need to squeeze out 10 overs between memewell, wade, smith and finch

some based suggestions

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The amir show has been cancelled

the goblin is back

I love these.

imagine calling your child pencil

>ZIM won the toss
based

Just wept lads ;_;

reckon that's a nickname m8
kind of like how they call richo "needle dick"

Ma Ma Ma Ma
Ma Baker
She taught her four sons

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the reddit India
the Yea Forums Pakistan

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bro...

the reddit india
the Yea Forums pakistan
the 4channel afghanistan

Boney M is réddit?

*wipes tear away*

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It is Shakib

oh gdgd

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He doesn't look remotely interested in taking those flowers

Abdullah Shaikh:
3 days ago
This is a Gentlemen's game,
And Gentlemen do Cry.

BASED ABDULLAH

grimmy b

think i got bitten by a spider overnight, a few toes are itchy af. things are looking almost as grim as >our world cup chances lads

pressy B

Can't believe Cameron Boyce is dead lads

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reckon it was heart disease with his weight these days

wouldn't mind tantric lessons from isa

Is Murtagh elite?

4 Overs in and Zimbabwe are 4/1

Run rate: 1

Yeah Murtagh might be a bit shit

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just start your own business bro

What were you today?

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>implying pooing once a day is normal
fatty

grim for zim

>no The Hague Hatecrimes

Type 5 i reckon

5/6, been pissing on for a few days

>he doesn't eat enough fibre to maintain regularity

gonna have to start reporting all "grim" posts
they don't add to cricket discussion in any way and serve to derail the thread

rainy and windy today in July

Why do we produce such kino wickies?

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have sex

grim

Guess it's time school pictures in Pakistan?

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India are so fucking boring and reddit

STEVE SMITH IS A FRAUD

Life's a bit grim with no cricket on

50 for alyssa healy

solid 3, thanks to the high fiber vegetarian diet and daily probiotic Greek yogurt
could have been a 4 if I watched my hydration levels more closely x

Truthbomb right here

BASED

>England bowler James Anderson has suffered a muscle tear in his right calf with less than a month to go until The Ashes series against Australia

oh nononononono

Lads we are all over here

Fuck Finland

I thought you guys love chinks

Doing a 5 right now.

do the boys go down from Manchester and watch these game?

Taco Bell food literally looks the same in as it does out
Grim

Love blasting out a 7 about an hour after binging on KFC.

Yeah m8

>meg bading

for me, it's elyse' cherry

any cric on tonight brothers?

just a women's ashes ODI

Ireland Zimbabwe

it is my shakib

moonis knows too much. shut it down

u r in the core of my heart lovely boy...

honestly happy to hold out for him based off his fielding

Afternoon /cric/

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don't need the curries knowing about my boerfu

grigget :(

struggling to remember a single good innings he's played in the last few years
last memory was him smacking around fucking sri lanka in fucking 2016

Haloooo (i'm not girl)

didn't he have a good game in india earlier in the year where we won that odi series there? but yeah he's shit and should be dropped

>faces 95 deliveries in 9 matches
>wants to make it to the test team
Ahh yes, Glenn Maxwell

youtube.com/watch?v=bMNSAaCQyDs
how was this series so good lads?

>every oval and pitch is different
>home team trains on pitches used to host tournament
>home ground advantage stronger than other sports except maybe Geelong in the AFL
making every pitch the same would take away a very special and interesting element from cricket
the home team winning isn't a big deal but if the sport became so standardised then you could rightly say
>it's just not cricket

Business idea: make every team play with each other wise in next world cup.

My usual stream ain't workin' m8s. Help a brotha out.

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No one tipping on chaturbate?

beat my score

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fucking hell miniclip, I haven't thought about that site in fucking yonks

For me it is heli attack 2.

>Runs x Strike Rate = Score
Hmmmmmmm

Anyone have a stream?

reminder ntini is a rapist

put so many hours into that

Bored

mental

tried doing something?

Business Idea: Don't have a 1 week break right as the tournament gets exciting

Business Solution: Use this week to play any rained off group games

Tried playing this

SHALL INVEST

youtube.com/watch?v=m-lR-GRnRPo
limmy's fdallen on hard times lads

gee I wonder what embargo lifted today....

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The Incident That Changed The World

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anyone remember that perfect month when PCMR was an ironic self aware meme before a bunch of flogs decided that PC gayming was their entire personality?

toiling tomorrow
grim

it's my birthday tomorrow, so have taken the week off.

toil tomorrow then an exam the day after then toil for the rest of week
grim

just start a business bro

I should watch a movie. What should I watch?

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Grim day

youtube.com/watch?v=SwxILMjF1hQ
best quality it's in unfortunately

kajaki if you haven’t already

yeah not a fan of Sundays at all

/afl/ suggested Crank (2006) before might give it a look later. I'm watching Soiyer Things

Crank and Crank 2 are pure kino

watched a film called ‘71 with jack o Connell today, about the most generic load of tripe I’ve ever watched . Just like every other film he’s in desu

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quite liked '71 Tbh
nothing special but it was entertaining enough

Honestly just want to go in raw on a slut and blow a load inside

want to fucking plow some grim trashy anglo slag from rockingham just one of those days

honestly have become a lot more left wing over the past few years after getting a job and seeing the contradictions of capitalism

literally me this last year

more like cringealism

The Americans aren't here Auslad, there's no one to impress. We both know your women are the exact same as ours, if only a bit fatter.

rockingham is a town in western australia

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To all above this line: Have sex

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to all inbetween the two lines: dilate

imagine sebbo laying press

enjoyed a sebbo free weekend after filtering all american flags
highly recommend it

Proudly below the lines here.

never have been a fan of the not replying to the person you're replying to gimmick to be honest chaps

Got baked and wet out last night and sat in the corner of the pub watching the cricket. Made me remember how based cricket is

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youtube.com/watch?v=pdxgTbXyeXM

another cric classic x

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>england's women cricket team

you be thankful now! We can take away everything we've given you in an instant! Remember that! There's a hundred just like you ready to replace you like a AA battery.

t. hate my job and life

One of the worst things I have ever seen done on a cricket field.

don’t you think you’re a bit old to be making such an image

kek based
still seething about the one that got me a three-dayer. apparently janny didn't think NPC jokes were on-topic.

KEK

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how old do you think I am bla x

oh shit, I received a warning for posting something from the based Bhagavad Gita

OH NONONONONONONONONO

GONE
GONE
WALK OFF YOU STUPID DYKE

for me though, greatest day ever on /cric/ was 11 Dec 2018:

Based Perry on 10fer watch, destroying Englel like she destroys thick Islander cock

>4 for 10
Embarrassing.

for me it's irreverent australian larrikinism

FUCK YOU MEGAN SLUT

Yikes!

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worm is looking grim

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what the fuck is this

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What is the salary figure of a woman in the English cricket team?

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Is their pay rate made public?

OH NO NO NO

>18-5

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izzy westbury has a lovely accent
great posh notes keep coming through

goblin routed

Hahahaha another one.

OH NO NO NO NO NO
21-6

How much do female cricketers get paid in england?

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Talk about a blow out.

might have a wank to danielle wyatt having a lick

>26-6
>chasing 270
Big brained stuff

'Bout a tenner a week.

business idea: bender with the /cric/ lads

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based
I’ll get the bongo in

it’s the truly patrician wank for a few of reasons
1. Cricket related
2. Lesbian. Which is the final patrician form of porn after going full circle
3. Amateur

Hmmmmmm.......

Please don't tell me these English women actually get paid for doing this.

They get paid in pity (which for women is an extremely valuable commodity).

hate women
love women too

the duality of man

Reckon those hentais where some guys best mate gets turned into a hot girl is the perfect solution desu.
Fucking your bro but actually no homo, haha.

Did you watch the new season of Black Mirror mate

Reckon it'd be right up your alley

might take the straffpill

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hate black mirror nowadays
plot just descends into over elaborate trash

WOT IF UR DAD WAS A USB STICK
MENTAL INNIT BRUV

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she's the lickee

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poor horsebro didn't ask for this

the virgin poolyse peerry
the chad holly perflatling

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Can't be any worse than this.

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FUCKING KEK

How long should I knock my bat in for? Already done it for around 2 hours and my nail still leaves a small imprint on the blade when i press down

In retrospect, what went wrong with this show?

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what show

knocking a bat in is an autistic meme used to discredit cassies. Like spending the apprentice to get you a left-handed screwdriver and a can of dehydrated water.

I find this hard to believe when everything literally suggests it

Ellyse Perry with a 7fer lads

hello friends and brown "people"

so it was on the Internet? That's where you read about it? The same place where audiophiles buy tea cozies for their tube amps to increase the warmth of the sound? The same place where /fit/bros tan their balls for an added test kick and drinking out of plastic and s0ya products turns you into a woman? Where /fa/ people telling you that dressing like a harlequin is how you better yourself?

No, literally from talking to people that play the sport

been unhealthy and am probably 10 kg above where I should be
going to get back on track starting tomorrow lads

sure, still standing by my opinion that it's bullshit. You reckon playing cricket without a "knocked-in" bat is going do what to it? Going to shatter? Get a 1mm dent?

same, but for me it's a 6" drop with a high tensile tow cable noose

> Australia Women win by 194 runs
> Australia complete a comfortable win and move into a 6-0 lead in the series, meaning that England now need to win the remaining test and three T20s to lift the Ashes. This was their second lowest total ever and second largest defeat to Australia.

What a shitshow.

>New Zealand loses the last 3 matches
>They barely won the fourth last match against West Indies.

New Zealand is going to get blown the fuck out in their semi-final match.

They're making a great sacrifice to absorb all the bad voodoo from the actual England team, so we can finally win the WC

>talks shit about people online with weird, niche opinions
>is one of them

You do you, but the wood on my bat was so soft before a few hits I could scratch off some wood with my finger nail

banger lads
soundcloud.com/tphillip-zwanzig/neelix-caroline-harrison-makeup-ghost-rider-remix-neelix-mashup

>not knocking in your bat
you know you also don't have to change your motor oil. car will run fine.

I'm not talking shit, I'm talking reality, you reckon repeatly hitting your bat softly is going to in anyway help it when it gets a proper 90kph ball?

retarded analogy, an engine needs lubrication. And unlike this niggas bat, it might be actually used

>retarded analogy, an engine needs lubrication.
that's what the old oil is for silly

>retarded analogy, an engine needs lubrication. And unlike this niggas bat, it might be actually used
so by extension you shouldn't ever ejaculate since your genetic material won't ever be used

>compressing wood fibres is a fantasy world

BTFO

samefags abound, can't listen to sense. Time to turn on the mutt filter

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nah

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just btfo the cazzie lads

haven't looked back after talking the filterpill

>rain in manchester on tuesday
>rain in birmingham on thursday
oh nononononononononono

oh g*d, pls, would be laughing

Which celebrity do you think follows cricket like you all do and not just for the clicks and media coverage.

most Australians

how dare you

Matthew McConaughey unironically

hates T20, loves tests, loves Viv Richards

>I also went to two West Indies-Australia matches and I remember my days at the tests - you eat a hot dog, you take a nap, you wake up, then maybe you catch the first wicket … Then you drink some beer and then take another nap. It was cool man."
Not redpilled if you sleep during best format of the game.

oh nonononononononono

Rhianna

stephen fry

I

DONT

LIKE

/CRIC/KET

OH

NO

I LOVE

IT

...

>true masterrace made for true master sport.

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who is this?