/nba/ General: WE GOT SHOOTERS edition

Now that the NBA has officially become a 2 star league, how do you rank them? For me it’s:

1. Kahwi/PG13
2. LeBron/AD
3. Durant/Kyrie
4. Curry/Klay
5. Harden/CP3
6. Embiid/Simmons
7. Jokic/Murray
8. Giannis/Middleton
9. Luka/Porzingis
10. Lillard/McCullum
11. Mitchell/Golbert
12. Siakam/Lowry
13. Kemba/Tatum
14. Fox/Buddy
15. DeRozen/Aldridge
16. Booker/Ayton
17. Butler/Winslow
18. Beal/Wall
19. Griffin/Drummond
20. Olidipo/Brogdon
21. Lavine/Lauri
22. Westbrook/Gallinari
23. Vucevic/Gordon
24. TY/Hunter
25. Towns/Culver
26. JJJ/Morant
27. Zion/Jrue
28. Randle/Barrett lol
29. Sexton/Garland lololol
30. Batum/Rozier LOLOLOLOLOLOL

>we

Kawhi must have texted "going to L.A." to Danny Green and Danny signed with the Lakers not knowing it's the wrong team.

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His neck is disgusting

Terry Rozier:

2019-20: $18,412,698

2020-21: $19,333,333

Combined: $37,746,031

Isaiah Thomas:

2011-12: $381,193

2012-13: $762,195

2013-14: $884,293

2014-15: $1,148,163

2014-15: $7,238,606

2015-16: $6,912,869

2016-17: $6,587,132

2017-18: $2,228,632

2017-18: $4,032,763

2018-19: $2,029,463

2019-20: $2,320,044

Total: $34,525,353

wtf is that on its neck?

>zion's career already over
maximum kek
another greg oden situation, where there was a 99.9999% chance of ded after 5 minutes but they gambled anyway

you already tried that joke

my celties looking amazing rn

Laker nation got a lot of shooters. Kawhi's family is in Riverside. PG's family is in Palmdale.

They bout to find out

that wasn't me....it was my twin brother....

ZION FAGS ON SUICIDEWATCH FAT FUCK THAT CAN'T SHOOT

Side effect of roids

>people unironically saying Kawhi is better than LeBron

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why is kd and kyrie number 3? Its still a coinflip on how good kd will be once he comes back.

he is

id call KCP and cook streaky shooters at best

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Who will have a better career, Zion or Oden?

nice defensive statistics there

leron hasnt played defense in the playoffs since heat era

barnacles on the neck.
kraken confirmed.

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So who comes out of the East? The Bucks or 76ers? When Durant comes back in a year it's going to be the Nets for sure.

The window is closing for the Bucks and 76ers rapidly.

hes a bust anyway. literally the black blake griffin

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Why doesn't LAL get REAL SHOOTERS?

Sixers. Doesn’t matter though because whoever comes out of the West will smash them.

>muh defense
lmao

Spent the last hour blowing weed smoke at flies but Kawhi still gone

its a black people problem you wouldnt understand

Oh no no no that 2011 CHOKE

are those enough to give lebronk assist stats?

My Rapties can easily beat any team in the East

God I would hate taking them to lunch

>Terry: 3 years 58 million
>Kemba: 8 years 58 million

MJ should retire

>snake fucks over the lakies and causes them to miss out on lots of good FAs.
>lakies still make it farther in playoffs than cluppies
Quote me 1 year from now.

who is your favourite meme player, someone who is pretty shit but you love them anyway. like a modern adam morrison

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yea IK. I love Bron but what the fuck was that year.

mama mia

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Midget Lowry without DeFrozen 30th seed at best.

Let's go rockshits maybe this year

How far will the clippers and the twin snakes go?

kino
i hope he does well. people forgot all too quickly this nigga dropped 30 on the warriors in an elimination game

Know how when you shave you can sometimes breakout? Its even worse for alot of blackpeople because of their facial hair being curly.

That's not Tacko Fall

Gonna be one of those years when I need a western conference team again. Dubs decides.

Not to mention by the time KD does come back Kyrie will have already worn out his welcome and been banished to the Magic

rockets

Timberwolves

Cringe kys bandwagoner

Rodney Hood, Larry Nance Jr, Kyrie Irving

I already have to delete my Kawhi folder. It's not fair bros....

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kangz

Spurs

You think Isaiah Thomas can resurrect his career on the Wiz?

Maurice Speights. was a big fan of Sam Perkins back in the day and he reminds me of him for some reason.

lakies

Thank god I lost good boy points for cursing at the dinner table the other day. I was about to redeem them for some New Balances, but fuck Kawhi Leonard, or as prefer to call him The Snek.

You won't be here in a year because you'll be hiding after the Lakers lose in the first round

tren sandwiches

lakies

Nuggies

what has happened to kenneth faried ? injuries?

Blazers

Lonzo Ball

1. PG and Kawhi
2. LeBron and AD
3. Curry and Draymond
4. Giannis and Middleton
5. Harden and CP3
6. Jokic and Murray
7. Embiid and Simmons
8. Dame and CJ
9. Conley and Gobert
10. Kemba and Tatum
11. Doncic and Porzingis
12. Oladipo and Turner
13. Blake and Drummond
14. Kyrie and LeVert
15. Siakam and Lowry
16. Westbrook and Adams
17. White and Aldridge
18. KAT and Covington
19. Jrue and Zion
20. Booker and Ayton
21. Vucevic and Gordon
22. Fox and Hield
23. Trae and Collins
24. Jimmy and Bam
25. Beal and Bryant (higher if Wall is healthy)
26. LaVine and Lauri
27. Sexton and Love
28. Ja and JJJ
29. RJ and Robinson
30. Zeller and Bridges

It was fun while it lasted.

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didn't George Paul just get swept by damian lillard with Russel Westbrook and Steven Adams? Now he's teaming up with a guy with a torn quad and people think they're getting out of the first round...

Westbrook going to the Heat or TWolves.

Pelicans.

Blazers and rockets

his game never branched out from what it was in college

too soon....

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lakeys

RBL for life

Yeah, I'll take LeBron/AD, Embiid/Simmons, Curry/Klay, and a healthy Durant/Kyrie over Kawhi and PG

BRUH IMAGINE THE DEFENSE LMAO CAUSE DEFENSE TOTALLY MEANS SHIT IN THIS LEAGUE

ron baker

Spurs

>Clippers sign Jamal Crawford for nostalgia purposes + having the only two 3x6MOTY recipients on the same bench is badass
>grab Vince Carter so he can retire with a ring, plus hes actually still pretty solid and its amazing really
>Melo should sign on a vet min if he wants a ring
>Grab corpses of Bogut or Chandler for some center time off the bench

Pretty sure theres still like 17m in luxury tax space currently, someone correct that if im wrong.

Zion is way too heavy for his size. He either gets a clue and loses a ton of weight or he will be fucked.

Lakies

lakie

Come on boys I ain't asking for trips here

Clippers

>Yo PG I need to take 20% of the season off cause I don’t feel like playing bro you cool with that?

Lmao. Kawhi had a dream situation in toronto and threw it away.

I would just like to commend the lakers for giving the players nobody else wanted a chance.
Thank you!

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The Toronto Clippies

Based

Fuck the lakers.

FUCK YOU! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

zion would have been better suited in NFL or MMA but those pay less.

Sweet now I can educate my new friends on our boy Kawhi. Please tell me more about our team.

WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TO US

WE LITERALLY WON THE CHIP

WHAT MORE DO YOU FUCKING WANT HOLY FUCK..............

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I want to fucking die rn

-Thunder fan

They should add recruitment process in 2K
So you can build superteams

#STAYME7O

that's some low IQ my guy

Maybe the Blue jays can win a postseason game in the next 10 years or the leafs can win a playoff game

You were too powerful

>We

Last I checked you werent going anywhere without a certain buzzer beater

Now cheer for him when he comes back next season and dabs on you

I'm jealous bro at least you are going to be a powerhouse in 6 years

lebron and chris paul would kill melo if he went to the clippers now.

He's controlled by his family, the mommas boy couldn't even handle living in another country. You're better off without him.

Remember when LeBron played all 82 games in 2018 and missed Kevin Love and Tristan Thompson for half a season with no real second option then his entire team got traded away in february and then he proceeded to drag that pitiful team to the finals, playing 2 game sevens, sweeping the 1 seed raptors, playing a full 48 minute game seven against boston, and then proceeded to drop 51 points in game 1 against a healthy golden state team on the road only for JR smith to forget the time and then people proceeded to count that finals lost against him?

>thinks I care about the rest of Toronto sports

Toronto is a shithole. I'm just a Raptors fan.

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we warned you he always wanted to come home and not live in your shitty frozen city but you didn't listen

he is the great equalizer. just going around dead end teams getting them all a ring. once he wins with the clippers he will be off to another hopeless dead end team that everyone forgets exists like the jazz or the knicks

>007
ME7O IS COMING

That's cute leafs you got to have a trophy for a couple of months.... now we can have the sport back

Kawhi didn't want to join a super team. That's why he recruited Paul George, he knew he would hold the team back with his choking and wanted a challenge.

What could we have done to keep Kawhi here? He won a fucking championship here. What more do you want?

I bet the Raptors players are probably shaking their heads at this dude.

He's gonna be so depressed when he goes the rest of his career without another chip. Hope he saved some memories.

Free Agency winners:

1. Clippers
2. Jazz
3. Lakers
4. Sixers
5. Nets

Heat can go up to as high as #2 if they can somehow get Westbrick and Beal. Otherwise they are #6.

based

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Wiggins and Jabari 2.0

moved the team to san diego

They would kick him off the banana boat

Just be a Nets fan or follow Russ where ever he gets traded to (Prob thr Heat or TWolves). Thundie finna get moved back to Seattle anyway.

you partied with the team a month ago.... why did you do this....

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why did some retard put a shitty instagram filter on this picture?

He will be a washed up, injured and overpaid piece of shit the rest of his career. Living in LA won't be good for him.

I remember him creating that sorry ass roster then half the players left and started to look good once away from LeCancer

how did lakers win free agency? they signed danny green and rajon rondo

because it's not a real picture

So how exactly are the Lakers a free agency winner when their best signing was Danny Green at 15 mil on a multi year deal?

Who would have guessed a 6'8 285 lb guy playing a quick sport on hard wood would have knee problems

He needs to lose 30 lbs

Remember when the Lakers won a championship in 2020? And then did it again the following year?

she said do you love me i tell her only partly

wonder what the nba championship odds are at now. might put a cheeky bet in

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He’s 6’4 285lbs

>manlet
>wingspanlet
>rangelet with shit mechanics
>has to go 100% on athleticism in a summer league game
>-15
>all he can do is take open dunks against literal who summer leaguers
>got his shit swatted by mitchell robinson 4 times
>knees won't last past his second contract

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season end they were a shit team of misfits, young cancer core and an ageing disenchanted lebron

now they are contenders

Oh dear. Is somebody going to tell him?

spit me some bars roberto im a producer looking for the next big latin star i can get you out the favela

why didn't the lakers just trade for westbrook? We had the cap space and needed a point guard.

>Free agent guard Alex Caruso has agreed to a one-year deal to return to the Lakers, league source tells ESPN.

YES

WE

DID

D Rose got injured in November and got married on injury leave. Isaiah Thomas was calling out Kevin Love for having a panic attack mid-game while his sorry ass was injured, Dwyane Wade thought he could get fat, take JR Smith's starting spot and be treated with his miami pedigree on a different team, and Jae Crowder was a team cancer who couldn't hit a shot. Shumpert tore his meniscus or some shit.

>Patrick Beverley estimated salary
>12,345,679

Cant this nigga count to 9?

who? oh that boomer ass looking reserve

that AD trade was already done during the season, they were just waiting for the finals to be over to announce it

I noticed Lebron was like that too. Lakers are a retirement home and the Clippers medical team is horrible. You would think Kawhi would have learned after watching Klay and KD suffer career ending injuries. At least he signed long term so he can keep getting paid when his limp never really goes away.

ITS OVER

MEGA SUPER TEAM

He’a been saying “they” instead of “we”

He was always gone

You should have used 'offseason' winners not Free Agency winners dipshit.

lel even the writers have negro brains

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>missing 8
>Danilo Gallinari’s number was 8
>Gallinari was traded to OKC as part of the PG package

He fucking knew all along

Then he brought in Hill, Hood, and some guys from the Lakers, fast forward to 2019 their in Conference finals, LeBron's at home Instagramming sneakers lmao

WE GON GET MELO

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Free agency rankings are for free agency

Kawhi didn't wanna raise his black children in Canada, damn...

rondo/melo
lakers going from the dream team to the meme team

is he the best basketball player?

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She looks so scared, jesus.

this guy is right, all coping soys on /nba/ can do is type buzzwords with tears in their eyes while the blacked compilation torrent is downloading.

should i shave my legs?

Kawhi's a virgin, how could he have kids?

No but he's top 3 PF

to go home

ok youre right technically but then the clippers only signed kawhi and not george.

its meant more as a time period

have sexual intercourse

thank you

*Wins the off season*

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someone pay this man

>you will never get mogged by the laker girls

why even live lads?

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Lifelong warriors fan for 3 years. Where do we stand? Are my warriors finished?

Absolutely.

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Cleveland would have (and Charlote would have accepted) created a package with the pre-lottery Nets pick for an expiring Kemba if LeBron told Cleveland he will stay. However, LeBron wanted to create leverage by not telling Cleveland if he was leaving or not so they can fuck up all of their future assets to win now. Cleveland's GM didn't give in to LeMafiaBoss's demands and decided to keep the Nets pick which ended up being #8 whom'st they took Sexton with.

with a healthy klay? top 3 in the west. No Klay? welcome to the bottom user

lakers get shumps and korver/vc and its ogre

I bought New Balance shoes and some pants like a fucking sucker......Can I return them if they have been used (slights shit stains on the pants) for about 3 months?

FUCK YOU KAWHI!!!!!!!!

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finna bout ta sneak in as the 7th seed and then sweep the Clips with a healthy Klay

Right already has skin cancer.

>gets bullied in the post
>only shoots fadeaways
Wtf are you on about? He was a meme shooter

Wanna become a raptors fan? I'll trade you

2.6 million keks

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They got rid of Lavar Ball and added AD, Cousins and Green while keeping Kuzma. They also added some decent role players without overpaying for any of them. This was literally the best they could do (aside from adding Kawhi.) The other two max worthy players (Kyrie and Klay) were never in play and maxing out any of the other memes available (D'Lo, crippled Durant, Vucevic) would have been disastrous.

they're a 6th seed in the west and with Klay in the playoffs they're still contenders

>all coping soys on /nba/ can do is type buzzwords

but your entire sentence is meaningless buzzwords

Send them back to Kawhi. His address is found easily online.

west is so fucking stacked now, who's gonna come out on top? Nuggies? Jazz? Clippies? Lakies? hell maybe even small chance of warrs and rockets.

so you wouldn't take a prime dirk in todays game? it's a shooting league now user

Sorry for your loss user.
F

Ibaka and Gasol are going to make tutor this kid and make him the next GOAT raptor big.

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MEET ME IN THE STAPLES WID DA TROOPS
I GOT GOLD SHOOTERS I GOT PURP

i wonder if a team with bad attendance just collected an entire roster of meme/cancer players it would improve their attendance record, get more people in there just to see the biggest dumpster fire of all time.

Clippers is a lock to be the 1st seed

Im not saying he is bad he definitely changed the way pfs play but not top 3

run it back

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Hope we do a rebuild. I don't want to have to watch bad eastern conference basketball for another year.

Name three better PFs than Dirk, Duncan was a center

We should have traded Kawhi when we had the chance bros....

Fine top 5. I got duncan at One and Mchale at Two

Clippers have more durability concerns with Kawhi still limping and George replacing both shoulders

Beverley/Kawhi/PG/Harrell defense is going to cause panic attacks jesus

I for one I'm grateful for the lakers roster we got

look at the shit we had to put up not even 2 years ago

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Duncan was not a center. Karl malone, timmy, and charles barkley. Hell i would even take draymond over dirk

Fireworks any minute now...

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PG and Kawhi aren't a very good fit together -- they both rely on isoball and neither is much of a passer
Embiid/Harris/Horford/Simmons and LeBron/AD should be above them

It just keeps on happening lol

Giannis relies almosy entirely on dunks and athleticism too and he just won MVP. Why cant zion do it too?

ingrown hairs
completely avoidable if you shave with the grain

WE FINNA RAPE THE CLIPPERS

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where the fuck my spurs homies at

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Can they get a sf upgrade at least?

Lakers gonna get 65 wins

Clippers need to get Jamal Crawford on a vet min ASAP. Him and Lou Wil on the same bench is too cool to pass up, plus he has past history with the Clippers.

At least my rockets are total ass cheeks

rip....

streaky maybe, but still high EV on any given shot. lrn 2 random signals and noise

MEGA
>MEGA
SUPER
>SUPER
ULTRA
>ULTRA
TEAM
>TEAM

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Clippers or Lakers. I do hope Nuggets pull of some magic though. Rockets gonna be dangerous too.

in the next 2 seasons

aren't* fuck whatever the rockets are a 1st round exit

More
I will never ever ever forget what Kyle Lowry did for us.
I’ll never forget DeMar.
They stayed.
I didn’t recognize what that meant until now....

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Jamal Crawford is still fucking playing?

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More like 120+ in the next 2 seasons, with nbaf inals win

Sup Chris Boucher here. Bibliotheque et jambon. I will give my ring to the gang member who smashes the snake's kneecaps.

to win chip(s) for his hometown

>he think Lou Will is going to still be on that team come mid season

lmao he's the first bum to get shipped out for better players. Imagine having PG and Kawhi and still passing the ball to Lou Will so he can go 4/32 FG attempts

>clippers are gonna end up on top of western conf and we'll see more obnoxious clipper fans than we've have seen in past decade combined.
What I wouldnt give to see the clippes knocked out in the first round.

we didn't get kawhi

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clips4lyfe has been here at least 4-5 years. shout outs to the homie

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I don't even know any Clippers fans.

I don't even remember boozer being on the lakers the fuck

how did this team win more than 5 games

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While Shitwai was sitting on his load managed ass manipulating and tampering with the league Demar was putting in WORK. I would love nothing more than to see Demar and the Spurs spank Kawhi's faggot ass in the playoffs.

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what's next for his career

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rename this to off-season winners and it's good
this. the 3-6 spammers have to realize that if Jordan was in his place they probably wouldn't even have made the finals that year (like when the Pistons knocked him out three years in a row)

Got it, KD is going down!

Roy Hibberts Glass Knees

unless he learned how to shoot 3s this summer I really don't give a fuck what he did desu

irrelevancy

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He averaged 20 points in 26 minutes last season, you are fucking delusional. His contract is amazing too at only 8m.

Disrespectful leafs. Kawhi is the best player in franchise history.

That’s been every Laker FA outside of LeBron for the past few years. Rondo, Lance Stephenson, Nick Young, Ron Artest, Michael Beasley...

didn't even know Jeremy Lin played for the lelkers

Hall of Fame

they technically had it a few years ago only since its 2k, it didnt fucking work. you could message players and ask to Join Big 3.

give it 6-8 months. you'll all of a sudden know more than you'd like to.

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>advanced stats
>3-6

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MEGA
>MEGA
ULTRA
>ULTRA
SUPER
>SUPER
SPECTACULAR
>SPECTACULAR
OMEGA
>OMEGA
TEAM
>TEAM

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its only defrozanfag

Fuck Kawhi he can keep his shitty asterisk title. I'd rather win it legitimately.

never ever

Fuck any country traitors that sign with the Raptors

Been a fan since DeAndre Jordan, who is now on my east team the New Jersey Nets, was around.

Seeing posts like this makes me imagine how smug you assholes would be if only he stayed. Fuck Canada

>this is who you argue with on Yea Forums

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PJ Tucker

I hope the Spurs beat the Clippers in the first round with a DeRozan buzzer beater 3 in game 7....

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Does this look like a happy man to you?

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not even close, but he did change the power forward position forever. Maybe the 2nd best PF behind Duncan
>inb4 Duncan was a center
even when he was playing as a center his game was more like a forward

but he has a title with the spurs, that's more than any leaf can ask for...

Kawhi wishes he was DeRozan

zion can't even palm the ball, he has cartoonishly small hands like julius randle. only difference is randle is mechanically sound and light on his feet. if you've ever seen zion "walk" his gait is a ligament explosion waiting to happen. zion walks like he has shit in his pants. worse than myles turner used to be

add the fact that zion is fat/an endomorph and can't control his weight and he's gonna be a certified bust. the blake griffin comparisons were funny. at least blake took care of his body and was lean while he was muscular. zion is just a 6'4" center. fat fuck

We gon get Kawhi

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She is so hot, yet such a stupid bitch

Would be KINO as fuck and then the Spurs meet the Raptors in the finals and Demar beats us

Demarcus Cousins is flushed

me on the right watching harden shoot 50 FTs a game

big cow titties arent hot

>was about to destroy with a Spurs team with literally who’s and an old Parker and Ginobli

He’s going in a team with PBev, PG and Montzel Harrell

zion walks like he has swag pussy ass white boi

i doubt you have body hair to begin with

Arye Abraham Snr.

friendly reminder that zion is going to be nba's jamarcus russell

PELISHITS ON SUICIDE WATCH

LAKERS WON THE TRADE

INGRAM BACK TO THE LAKERS AFTER HIS CONTRACT EXPIRES NEXT SEASON

>big cow titties arent hot

>DeChosen
>Aldridge
>Morris
>Carroll
>Murray
Who the fuck can stop us?

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wheres your center

legitimate East Bay born and raised user here. We're out of title contention for a while at least. Curry is declining, but if the FO can convince Dlo to stay, he could be a great piece to build around, but most of the roster needs to get blown up

It was under Byron Scott. Scott preferred giving minutes to Ronnie Price for reasons no-one understood

Playoff DeFrozen

>flop it back

low test

based canada

Aldridge is right there m8

would have been even more poetic if knicks got zion and he blows out his knee in first year.

>3-6
>advanced playoff VORP

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does any clipper bros want my kawhi folder

Zion is Kwame Brown with hops. Don't disrespect Randle like that Kanter

Nigga u gay

Trade it for their next first round pick in 2036

Been a fan since Blake Griffin

I remember having hopes with Baron Davis and Eric Gordon

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last time im ever posting this

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The NBA made a special ruling and allows him to use his walker on the court.

>advanced stats

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what makes cow tittibes hot?

are we surprised Kawhi is in the 1% fuck this drumf faggot

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Deleting this forever....

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I mean in real life and not on an autism support forum.

and get BTFO by
>denver, utah, golden state, portland, LA, and LA

katutubo you dont even post here

Lil Chris Rock lookin motherfucker

milk

wise man will take any titty he can get and be happy about it

Also deleting this forever.....

this is the end of an era for RBL.....

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last time posting this one... this one hurts bros...

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>lelkers
LOL

blake griffin has some skeletons, like his weird baby mama he shares with matt leinart, but he was 100x the most likeable clipper since he got drafted (2009) until now. he's funny and pre-chris paul clippers games were kind of a shit show but really fun. it's why they put the fake clipper game in Drive during the intro chase scene instead of a laker game

you should.
dont be a cuck like the other leafs.

Suns

NOOOOOOOOOO
NOT AGAIN

2025 runner ups

so reptiles are cursed or clippes are cursed?

people reply with the dumbest shit, think through the tears before you reply, better yet, dont reply at all.

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im cring rn

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do leafs deserve this

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Yo PG, KD called me a bitch for wanting to make a super team but my leg is permanently injured. If your shoulder still functions enough to sign a contract get on this gravy train fast and we can play 9 games a year while stealing from this white computer nerd boomer.

this was right after the no-look steal, i never saw this angle where he was laughing at dieng. this man is a menace and has no remorse

I need a qt sixers fan gf

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>tell those lakefags threatening my family we don't not negotiate with terrorists

'18 Fultz for Tatum
'19 Thybulle for Carsen
Ainge does it again

literally ben simmons with long hair

gross

That looks good and like shit all at the same time

The Real Compton City G

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youtube.com/watch?v=0_ZB9u7AKv8
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>Hell i would even take draymond over dirk

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>baby mama he shares with matt leinart

how and why

Lebron James is my favorite basketball player

That's not one lol

literally just noticed that the fucking jersey is shopped, what's the source for this pic?

Youre making me feel sort of bad, user. When we get Vince Carter on a vet min and get him his first ring, we will be the spiritual Raptors.

DemarCucks Cucksins could have earned $40 million in 2 years.

Instead, DemarCucks decided it wasn't good enough, and he would test free agency, only to get a $5 million 1 year contract to get a free ring with the GSW.

Then, he gets cucked out of a ring as the Warriors lose players to injury and in general choke.

Then, in FA no one, literally no one wants him and he remains unsigned until the Lacuckolds get fucked by Kawhi and the clippers, and they reluctantly sign him to an absolute minimum $2.3 million because there's hardly anyone else left on the market to fill your roster with.

Think about it, what a fucking cuck!

usctrojans.com/roster.aspx?rp_id=703

this girl has kids with both blake and matt leinart. they're 100% gonna be D1 athletes

>too many girls are messaging me on bumble and i cant keep up

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I didnt get to use this pic many times this season but I will now....

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Oof

Lebron pls go

>murdered for winning

RJ goes on to have a hall of fame career and revitalizes the Knickerbockers into a NBA dynasty. He goes down as the man who saved the Knicks.

Based

I know that feel. It's breakup sex because of Kawhi. They realize that white Canadian men are the only ones they can trust.

thats not kawhi on the ground m8, thats wojak

>too many dudes are messaging me on grindr and i can't keep up

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She got knocked up by both Blake and matt. So she's getting money from both guys

wasnt chris paul supposed to leave the rockets?

But Kawhi is just wojak, now edit him in a clippers jersey

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Murdered for not being loyal.

Saved thanks

>no one messaging me

Now nbastreams is dead what are people doing for nba streams?

Deleting this non RBL bootleg forever

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It's not Kawhi, it's his Dad

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Here's your new NBA Power Rankings bro, brought to you by degenerate gamblers.

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Thanks Kobr

>too many girls are messaging me on fetlife and i can't keep up

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martyrs.

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Kawhi was suppose to stay and take RBL into the next era

this wasnt suppose to happen....

honesty i don't see why great players don't have kids with female athletes more often to create super athletes.

imagine if LeBron or kobe got Serena Williams knocked up

What the hell are you doing in the Phillipines?

>numbers are bad because they prove me wrong
LeBron also is ahead of Jordan in both offensive and defensive plus-minus and efficiency

B&RP'D

Dumping all my money into Jazz and Nuggies

this is the only one that looks like utter shit....who edited this?

i like the original better

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i am go ing to fucking carve this out of my skin what a razor blade

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it's kobr, he can be anywheres

theyd end up with an ape with a big ass

philly and golden state

>that text alignment

Some of them legit fall in love, it's why not all of them marry models

these pics are RUINED...

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what are you? some kind of chad?

JAMAL WHY DID YOU FUCKING SIGN THAT DEAL, YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO COME HOME

>Caruso/Green/Kuzma/LeBron/Davis

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Serena Williams
is a man

Got tired of Vanessa's pussy so I went to my nigger Philip to hook me up with some of his sweet kababayan friends. The diving and food here is really good too.

Holy shit someone get that man some TendSkin and/or KitiKiti.

who is the playboi carti of the NBA

Giannis

Wait you werent joking? Post timestamp

moe harkless

>The Ney York Knicks and Orlando Magic are currently the top 2 possible spots for Russel Westbrook via trade. Presti and company are gonna take their time for now but a deal before the season starts is a possibility.
Per Adrian Woj

d'angelo russell

If Bron and Serena had children they would DOMINATE in almost any sport

I'm still betting on the Warriors.

Kyle telling Kawhi about real friends

DUBS OR 7 PICKS MY NEW TEAM, MUST BE WESTERN AND NOT THE CLIPPERS.WARRIORS

>when Kawhi and Danny double blocked Tatum into oblivion
>when Kawhi did the no look steal
>when Kawhi and Lowry stripped the ball from DeRozan at half court for the break away dunk to win the game
>when Kawhi hit the buzzer beater against the 76ers in the playoffs
>when Lowry passed the ball back on a breakaway for Kawhi to dunk it all over Giannis to win the ECF
>when Kawhi iced the game with freethrows to win the chip against the Warriors

WHY

WHY DID HE LEAVE

WHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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AYO WHERE MY RING AT?

kangs

>Giannis Antetokounmpo has signed with Klutch Sports Group.

post yfw

what about horse racing?

Philly vs LAC final?

westbrooks wife played basketball at UCLA.

t. gay

>Knicks
LMAO

Blame BB Media

>a giga nigga at pg?
>trade for him now
>I don't care about his contract or age

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>Bron and Serena
so lebron is carrying the baby then?

King James

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i was going to make a troll post saying westbrook to the knicks but the knicks had to out shitpost me. impressive dolan.

Rockets

Damn fatass

post yfw the Knicks get Westbrook and he brings em back to glory.

>Kawhi didn't want Giannis to steal his spotlight when he comes to Toronto in 2021

Russ versus the NY media would be great.

Giannis isnt overweight, isnt't a manlet, and isn't already suffering from career limiting injuries

then he should've got my boy mcgrady a ring but i guess the curse was too powerful

nickelodeon..the way I got that slime..

why is the jump on ESPN? where are my UFC prelims?

Knicks could make the 8th seed. It's not like the East is great
I want to see this

Their kid would be a fucking monster.

They both are genetic freaks but their offspring would just be crazy.

can he do it

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I fucking hate the current state of the NBA. I'm literally seething because the future of the league is being shaped before our eyes.

Players in long term contracts demanding trades, and succeeding every single time, because the players have all the cards, all the power. If they stay, they can just sit like Kawhi did and refuse to play and still get fucking payed. They can just wait out their contract and then leave and the team gets nothing, so you're FORCED to trade the player no matter what and hope that whatever you get pans out in the end, when in all likelihood it might not at all and your team is put in a worse situation.

AD, Kawhi, PG, etc. If a player is on a team and they're not winning the championship, and the player believes they're great, what is stopping them from requesting a trade now?

How the fuck are smaller region teams supposed to be able to retain good talent? Everything is about championships these days, all these players do nothing but ring chase instead of playing for the teams they got drafted to / signed extensions on. How the fuck does the league get ANY BETTER from here on out when this is just going to become the norm in the future?

How would you, as NBA commissioner solve this problem, because right now pretty much every single player in the top echelon of the NBA is always a free agent, their contracts mean nothing.

giannis is 10x the genetic and talent freak than zion "fat tight defensive end with small hands"

the blackest strongest athletes ever

fuck imagine lebrons BBC penetrating serena's chocolate honeypot..............

which stage of grief we on

You know people say this but the best athletes never seem to have superstar parents

>@SportsTaxMan

>Kawhi Leonard agrees to sign with the #Clippers 4 years $142M
>$67.2M = Approximate $ he will net after federal income taxes, payroll taxes, and state & local taxes #NBAFreeAgency2019

What the fuck? Is america some sort of communist shithole? Doesn't sound rational to end up getting only half of your salary

yeah probably i mean his time is due to win something

zion would have had a better career as a UFC fighter or in NFL. He's too fucking big to be a good baller.

/nba/ i'm having a heated debate with my dad. would it be fair to say the media worked hard to force ad out of nola? he never requested a trade until the memedia memed it into existence

last time fapping to this...

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Zion is gonna bully the fuck out of the "freak." He lucky they aren't in the same conference

they dont do it for long enough. you gotta breed for multiple generations for it to count.

lmfao i'm not reading all that shit

also very fast
extreme stamina
and they'd likely inherit the longevity of dominance that both parents have.
also Bron has a photographic memory
Bow
both of them are well past their prime but still very dominate

LOL

Welcome to California.

shoulda tried getting the supermax

Could have gone to flordia and the taxes would have been around 10 million. commie fornia is fucked.

Some states have really high taxes and costs of living. Plus your game checks will have to deduct for every state you visit.

The media has been trying to get AD out of NO for years, but to be fair NO was a shit franchise that failed AD for the most part. Griff has done more positive stuff in 2 months than demps did his whole career

>zionfags think zianthony bennettson unironically WON'T bust

Taxation is theft, we're aware of this

Too much of a snake. Skip was right.

he is already forgotten

Kawhi better start looking for a second job imo.

theplayerstribune.com/en-us/articles/kyle-lowry-free-agency-decision

From Kyle Lowry after deciding to come back to Toronto in 2017. Note what he says at the end
>My heart is telling me most of all; if you're looking for people to believe in, choose the people who believed in you first. And if you start something, man you finish it.

WE BELIEVED IN YOU WHEN LA DIDNT GIVE A SHIT

how you lot spend it is the theft.

In the words of John McClain: "Fucking California"

but they just won a playoff series last year

>lebrontard basketball IQ
Every time

he was leaving anyways he just didn't want to wait

Some weird ass MLB contract manipulation shit and penalties for players who ask for trades before they're over (unless they have less than one year remaining).

Yeah but Kawhi did finish it, he literally brought that shit franchise its only chip

happy kyle finished the shit

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he already finished it when he won a *, you played yourself

>you will never be a freshman in high school in 2005 pining over your oneitis listeing to blink 182 and dashboard confessional

the new CBA has to address this, also the super max has to count as a normal max against the cap.

We could have ran it back one more time, that's all we ask. After that Lowry's contract is up and we can start the rebuild in peace. Now he left his championship squad who he said was the most fun he's ever had playing basketball in purgatory.

that's not a good idea.

Caruso's hairline status?

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1 (2 if you count the warriors sweep) decent year in 7 years is not good especially with a talent like AD. They were shit at putting talent around AD until the last 2 years and even then they didn't do that good of a job and let good players go for shitty replacements

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war hero who saved healthcare vs. a con-man who raped a 13-year-old (trump). hmmmm who should i side with

I like how Toronto cheered harder for Kyle than Kawhi. Even then we knew he was a snake.

no trade clause is how you handle that bs. it can be waived anyways if the situation gets too toxic, but to have some guy suddenly regret signing a long term deal with your team after 1 year and forcing a trade is bs

Duncan was called a PF but actually center about 90% of the time. The idea that Duncan is the GOAT PF is the biggest fraud ever committed, he was nearly always playing the five after Robinson retired (and even before Robinson retired since he was playing limited minutes.) Even when they had "centers" like Nazr Muhammed, those guys would give you about 15 minutes per game and Duncan was playing center the rest of the game.

post the new balance you guys own

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Redpill me on Jerry west. How does he do it ?

Why not just go bald at this point?

What did he mean by this?

>He thinks Obamacare is a good thing

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just threw my 574s in the dumpster
not because of kawhi or anything, they were just old.

hairplugs are only like 10k. He can afford getting them.

omg thank you for this post. duncan is so fucking overrated it's not even funny. "hishh technique thoughh" not even top 5 center. ESPN built him up with their stupid narratives because the spurs were in the finals consistently and commentators didn't know how to sell them beyond repeating "THIS IS AN INTERNATIONAL TEAM" and "LOOK AT DUNCAN'S TECHNIQUE"

He's the logo. He points at the logo and says this silhouette is the only reason you negroes have jobs. Sign with this team or I end the league.

blue 574

fucking OMN1s never appeared for sale. they were searchable for about a minute and then sold out

>Obamacare
>Good

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Sounds gay as fuck my dude

I actually worked for McCain. I liked him personally, but he was an idiot politically at the end.

Also, he talked to me in the bathroom once, put his hands on my shoulders and said "Son, you're in my Navy now".

>he thinks destroying the world and supporting rapist pedos is cool because fuck the libz~

he doesn't even like being the logo

>

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>"Son, you're in my Navy now".
unusually funny LARP

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That's because the power consumes him

>Trade away any hope which you have at a future for a statpadder egomaniac who's already been exposed as being useless in the postseason
Based Knickerbockers at it again

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>1-8 man

But I thought little Ivanka consented

this dude was a war hawk who was in bed with all the defensive contractors. boeing built some monument for his ass with all those bloated government contracts they got

That's because I'm not larping; it's true.

I worked as a volunteer at his office a few years back. I was a sophomore in college. I said fuck it after a few months though because management was shit, I wasn't getting paid and there was really no benefit for me.

This is the most Knicks move ever, DO IT.

Have you listened to him speak? Hes like a wellspring of basketball knowledge, incredibly articulate, a legitimate genius with vision unlike any other executive in the history of the NBA, and a nose for draft picks like no other. He’s the one who grabbed Kobe and Shaq in 1996 afterall. He sniffed out SGA at #11 last year and used him to get PG. Fucking hell the guy is something else. All in all hes had his hand in 14 Championships, in some way or another.

the palin nomination must have confirmed all your doubts

Why was Rockets so quiet in this free agency,? Harden desperately needs some help.

it will be 100 years before the rapsterisks ever make another * appearance

It is. once you factor in that the cost and severity of medical care is decreased significantly by incentivized access to preventative care, it ends up being cheaper for virtually everyone than the status quo as the burden placed on the entire medical system is reduced.
>But muh libruls! muh socialism!
Obamacare was initially developed by Republicans

Nigga, this wasn't THAT long ago lol. This was 2016.

Lakers as currently constructed are a fringe playoff team and a second round exit at best

why hasn't lebron hooked him up yet?

>implying leaving it isn't the ultimate chad move

You forget niggers and spics will break any system and don't give a fuck about preventative care.

*preventive

fucking mong.healthcare costs would be wrangled in if people stopped being so fucking fat

Jerry west's life passion is basketball. his recognition for talent is no joke and he puts in the time unlike Magic who showed up once a month. it's why Jeanie Buss kicking him to the curb made no sense.

i can't even take this bait

because morey a fraud

why don't they just get lipo

fat people and the elderly are the biggest strains on the healthcare system right now

>as currently constructed
i thought you were a four-year-old with your pants on your head but then i saw "as currently constructed" good save

You can’t unironically believe otherwise. 36 year old Lebron and a dude who averages missing 14 games a season + Kuzma + literal garbage are going to beat the Jazz, Rockets, Warriors, Clippers or Nuggets? You have got to be joking. They won’t even be a good regular season team because they have no depth and because Lebron and AD will miss 10-15 games each. They will be fighting for a playoff spot with teams that will be good in the regular season and bad in the playoffs, like the Spurs and Kings.

Too much baggage after fucking Phil Jackson. It's why Jerry left in the first place in 99

tell the government to ban fast food then

noooooooooooo you can't tell me what do gubmint i'm killing myself slowly out of spite

GOVERNMENT INTERVENTION BAD

FAT GOOD

Does Jerry west want to spite the lakers?

>fat people
So blacks and spics. We are in agreement.

>bruno says he's no longer 2 years away

I thought it was just memes

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It actually started as HillaryCare back when Bill was president. But failed miserably because of Newt Gingrich and the Republicans.


NO REPUBLICAN VOTED OR EVEN GOT TO LOOK AT THE OBAMACARE BILL BEFORE IT WAS PASSED WITH AGAIN NO REPUBLICAN VOTES.

Shut your mouth, you dont know what you're talking about.

>Republicans = Less government

>Obamacare = more government control

Pull your head out of his dead rotten ass.

it's cosmetic and expensive as hell. insurance doesn't cover usually. i say they need to start rolling out lapbands by the millions would solve a lot of issues

she wanted to be different because west was her father's guy

What does the word government mean to you /nba/?

woke replies only

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Jazz and Nuggets are totally fraudulent flyover meme teams that will never contend. Houston is legit but we'll just have to see how old man Paul holds up. Warriors are going to be mediocre until Klay comes back. Clippers are definitely good though, I will concede that.

Control

I can't believe the Lakers didn't give him a stake of ownership, what a ridiculously bad idea

free shit for niggers

Who are the guys on each end?

Lance

don't think so. he's just doing his job. he did do the gasol trade to the lakers that was super controversial at the time. pop wanted the league to step in, but it turned out well because marc became the better brother

Free gibs for minorities paid for by whitey under a replacement system because the elite have no use for 3 digit IQ civilians

Let's push it too 600

LeBron

kobe parents were athletes i think

a bunch of buildings

Check em

Need a white bodybuilder gf

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Dr. Buss didn't prepare any of his kids for the job. Did he think he would live forever?

>once he wins with the clippers he will be off to another hopeless dead end team that everyone forgets exists like the jazz or the knicks
you mean the Seattle Supersonics, when Ballmer moves the team there in 2021

don't we all

how much BBC is this bitch taking

who wouldnt want to

Total reptilian control over the third dimension physical plane

and women. the niggers of gender.

No, hes staying in LA where he wants to actually be and establishing a legitimate dynasty. Sure, Kawhi is the threepeat killer, now hes going to threepeat himself. Its beyond based. With Ballmer’s money? Maybe even 4 or 5peat

Wouldn't you rather be her first than have her already be broken in by Tyquavis and Jamar?

see pic related
Hispanics and blacks have the highest obesity rates, but whites overwhelmingly account for the largest share of the total. A significant part of the reason for this is because the existing systems make seeking preventative care and checkups prohibitively expensive for low-income individuals (again, more whites than any other race).
No, the idea of an individual mandate stems from the Heritage Foundation, and even Mitt Romney admits that the healthcare plan he instilled as governor shares the same principles.
also
>Republicans = less government
except when it comes to your individual liberties (except guns, which I'm all for in case you were planning on calling me an sjw), billions of dollars in unnecessary defense spending, civilian surveillance, etc

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*is the brazilian kd in your path*

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new

New thread

If you choose this thread over this oneYou are a literal cuckold faggot

>getting westbrick
>a good thing

how

Russkan. So -10000

it's inevitable that she goes to that side, might as well have it happen before you.

cope.

>unironically including Danny Green, JaVale McGee, and KCP as some sort of elite players
This is more embarrassing than the 3000 photoshopped jerseys.

>Alex Caruso

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Imagine being bald

Holy shit Lebron and AD look gay together