/hoc/

I'm not gay, I'd just like to experience someone turning me into a woman for a night

youtube.com/watch?v=ucObC1yUk2o

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youtube.com/watch?v=1MN4z5Frp_Y
it's up lads (late post)

/hoc/ is for 5/5 only. Leave.

im not gay but there is no better feeling than a hot sticky load being shot into your ass

*spikes the ball in your face in your path*

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WHERE ARE JUTI AND BULJU??

why does Kurri look like he just explored Barkovs basedhole?

good luck finding a picture with more talent than this

For all my nordic friends. Don't buy this, it's a fucking disapointment.

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*unzips the Tom Platz of abs*

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Maybe you guys don't understand how hard it is to be a closeted homosexual in the die hard internet sports fan community

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do we have a oldschool basedscape cc?

such a beautiful sunset

Who would win a fist fight. Ted from Akron or Beck from Buckeye?

whos the porch monkey on left

not to my knowledge

Schlop schlop schlop

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SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP

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>mfw 3 months of no hokki

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>letting your dog drink that dirty of water

wow, a degenerate druggie with no penis that also abuses animals

slurp

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imagine white knighting for a literal animal. at least you can fantasize about fucking women

>dirty water
Not my fault he licks to stick his paws in water

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>mfw 3 months of offseason /hoc/

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>dirty water

That's a meme, animals constantly drink from rain puddles.

comfy

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Always give my puppers clean coolers and bowls to drink from

What is that even?

Reminder if any of you ever brought your dogs around me I'd give em the old rope on a tire treatment and *snap snap snap* they're puny mutt neck

>mikes hard lemonade
>Swedish edition

really want to go to a beach, lads

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gatorade or powerade?

Just cracked open a can of barqs root beer

powerade. no question

Just cracked the toilet after releasing about 5 tons of feces

Some carbonated drink made with Akvavit and flavored with nettles and lemon.
Snaps should have a strong flavor, this feels very flavorless.

What?

lose weight

thats yoel romero

gatorade. plain green, citrus, or orange. watered down 1/2 gatorade 1/2 water

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

Imagine killing a domestic animal because “they got too close to me”

please dont use any N words in this thread, lads

Fuck niggers

No-trade clause

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i dont even kill spiders when they are in my house. i move them outside.

neet

>oilels failed to develop this
instagram.com/p/BzgG2EmBzeS/

SAD
A
D

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I generally dont care about bugs but I do the same thing as you with spiders. Move them outside and hope they eat a lot of mosquitos

Look at how fucking small those legs are Jesus

my neighbor's dog is beating his wife again

where the fuck can I buy aniseeds in the chicago burbs. help me /hoc/, you're my only hope

Well, they kind of failed to develop themselves. So how is that a surprise?

youtube.com/watch?v=R89kJJ4OeEA

literally me in october

i would gladly beat the shit out of any nhl referee

come say that to my face and see what happens

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just got my seed sack from tithe farm, finally done with that garbage

Recommend me some kino games from the previous season to watch

he a cute

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what are aniseeds?

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Are you an Edmonton fan?

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>worse than yakupov AND virtanen
how is this possible

what would you do if you saw this in a dark alley?

kiss him

disgusting wtf

has a light licorice taste. also my recipe for snaps calls for it

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Jake "Jaska" Virtanen is waking up to the tune next season

11 goals 13 assists?
then shannon can be like:"not a bust, he contributes offensively and theres still something there..."

Anise is shit retard. Use allspice

Anime

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NO ANIME

the only good weeb is a dead weeb

just saw a boomer in a 'Canes t-shirt when I went to the grocery store today, I shit you not

Anime may be fucking garbage, but this is still fairly cute.

>Anise is shit retard

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Don't watch G1 tonight.

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It also got dubs

Just checking in on you virgins. What the fuck are you doing here in the offseason?

Taking a quick breather before round 3 with this beautiful instagram model i picked up last night.

You are subhuman trash. But still redeemable.

Hit the weights, clean up your diet, and delete your hentai folder.

P.S. Leafs will win the cup in 2020

>mad
>at anime

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sup /hoc/....You wanna talk some shit?

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That's based

Would mow the lawn with him and then chug beers at barbeque

>he doesnt fuck multiple bitches WHILE off season /hoc/ posting
Not my fault youre a fucking pleb

youtube.com/watch?v=Qa4EHz198_c
"Carolina hurricanes are gonna get their ass wooped" ok this is based

Just checking in on you based big-dicked chads. What the fuck is up this summer, lads?

Taking a quick breather before round 3 with this beautiful instagram model i picked up last night.

You're all great people with lots of more room for improvement but are on the right track

Keep hitting those weights, cleaning up your diet, and no need to delete any hentai/fap folders, we all need to decompress now and then.

P.S. The wings will be back in the playoffs by 2020

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where is north america

its right here, lad

north of south america

Just checking in on you based big-dicked finns. What the fuck is up this mid summer, lads?

Taking a quick breather before round 3 with these pink panties i picked up last night.

You're all great people with lots of more room for improvement but are on the right track

Keep hitting army, going to sauna, and no need to delete any spurdo folders, we all need to decompress now and then.

P.S. Kakko will bust by 2020

some of you guys are alright. don't login to /hoc/ tomorrow

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In my direction, but further away

Neighbour is blasting nickel back from his truck again. I Can hear it 100 yards away.

I don't understand

youtube.com/watch?v=iac-vLq6tnY

Dark Horse CD?

thinking about two whopper meals for 10 euros

Yup only one he owns

Are you talking about these pink panties?

varusteleka.fi/fi/product/cccp-tyttojen-pikkuhousut-ylijaama/61582

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Does he take requests?

Don't do it too many calories

Ain't never gonna quit, Ain't nothin wrong with it, just actin' like we're animals (animals...)

B ( . Y . ) B S

Thinkin bout whopper and a poutine coupon only 6.99 plus tax

Beck is based

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Who's ready for some cfl action tonight

For me, it's tall, skinny girls with perky tits and small (but still shapely) asses.

hockey

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thinking about warm milk and cookies

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Thinking about Jägermeister©: The Official shot of the NHL©

He's too hopped up on meth I don't want to talk to him he scares me

thinking about big tiddy goth gfs

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based

eating some blueberries i picked today lads

hockey kane forwardman

Kind of want to book a stripper to come perform at halftime but dads wife would FREAK

has /ourguy's/ whale of a wife actually lost weight?

just have dads wife strip for both of you, canadian ted

meanwhile over at /cric/
youtube.com/watch?v=HOxvPZ3kCK0

got two types of edibles (orange gummie slices and berry gummies), but not sure which ones to ingest

bomb drinks are for college thots

HEY. After someone asked about request yesterday was when I stopped replying. If you're going to larp as yesterday me you can't take the liberty of finishing the conversation. This isn't a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure.
And I know I didn't answer, but for the record, the answer is: if I want to listen to something else but still drink his beer and smoke his cigarettes I just bring a jobsite radio over and tell him not to waste his gas running the truck

allegedly

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i think so

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for me it's pikku kakkonen
youtube.com/watch?v=C8q5USWRvdE

will probably tune in to the Roughriders game because the fans make me laugh

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please rain so we don't have to go to the pool

my lions playing the early game tonight

what a fucking dipshit

So white, so comfy God I wish I lived in Saskatoon or Reginuh

I never knew the finnish language sounded so nice when sung

Sorry

how much will the weight loss affect the *BRAPS*

Reminder if you dont own >your teams summer jersey you are a poorfag
benchclearers.com/

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will shannon take yvonne to watch paul mccartney tonight?

they've got lots of native indians but they mostly stay in their reserves

i remember this going "vilperi, tuo meidän kaveri" and so on
interesting

Is hockey basketball now?

more like Paul McFartney lol

Really hope beck lets me follow him

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>unironically wearing tank tops as a guy
I'm not a negro.

What bideo games are you playing this offseason, /hoc/? Books are interesting too.

whats your IG?

unironically been play css and go recently

just lurking Yea Forums. shant be rotting my brain with video games

I want one. Do they ship to Canada?

t. 300lb lardo with no money
Hasnt it always been

I picked up 3 books this weekend. One that will remain unnamed, Homo Deus: a brief history of tomorrow, and the newest copy of Kinfolk magazine.

Yes

just ship it to a po box near the border and drive over there to get it

For me it’s the PS2

Star Wars: Episode 1 Racer
Fallout 4
sometimes Blackout
been meaning to finally get around to Ace Combat 7, too

No need they ship to canada

AmeriKKKa
youtube.com/watch?v=KENr8QigvpA
KKKanada
youtube.com/watch?v=zeZ4jZZJrnA
Sweden
youtube.com/watch?v=Fa0hCOR6Fvw
Finland
youtube.com/watch?v=7tio_ZmHf4Y

Love /hoc/

Imgay2019

>if you dont own >your teams summer jersey you are a poorfag
>with no money
Is this your company? This is a weird place to shill for them.

Have you started AC7 at all?

>mfw been painting the house all day with my dad as he plays crappy contemporary Christian techno remixes
And now he started playing classical music techno remixes WHEN WILL IT END

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Hello poorfag please exit /hoc/ as you arent white enough.

i bought just cause 3 for $3 on the steam sale. its been pretty fun so far. the world is much more interactive than in just cause 2.

>I LOVE curling up with a good book on a rainy night

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WHAT a strange bunch of people

>he doesnt read
No niggers allowed

Not yet.
Shall be exiting this thread if anyone attempts to spoil it for me.

the one guy dies in it

I finally got around to hacking my Vita, so I have some pirated games I want to try, mostly weebshit. I’m going to be trying out the Ys series when I’m done with Judgment.

And the other guy lives

He killed thousands

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One guy whips out his dick

I whip out my dick and kill thousands of people, then I die

Finland wins

also one guy shoots some missles at another guys plane

there are really high buildings you can jump off of

do they come with extra large arm holes? because I've got 20 inch guns

bg2, pokemon glazed. reading the wheel of time

Isn’t ace combat that reddit game?

I'm reading because Im going to give up video games. I don't derive pleasure from them anymore. I don't derive pleasure from anything really, but at least if I read I can fuel my smug (bordering on arrogant) self confidence

Mein Kraft is the only game for me

I picked this up from the library yesterday

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Yes but extremely small waist holes

Reading dead souls from the library

Oldschool /hoc/scape

just had a victory royale, lads

This shilling needs to stop. No one's buying your garbage.

why dont we have a /hoc/ ehm league yet?

What’s that?

got summer vacation soon and I have three chilling tales of mountain climbing clusterfucks to enjoy in the sun
>Touching the Void by Joe Simpson
>No Way Down - Life and Death on K2 by Graham Bowley
>Into Thin Air by Jon Krakauer

how's our boy Nalle_puh29 doing? think you could carry him a couple of games?

just owned the shit out of some fags
*dabs*
*flosses*

Rainbow 6, OSRS, Killing Floor 2, Apex Legends (not as much anymore)

Grills

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post osrs name

Destiny 2 and RuneScape also nhl19

I'm offer sheeting nalle_puh29 for 2100 vbucks. Can't let sniper like that slip away.

You have to take calc 3 to be a weather girl

looks flavorless.

clean your fucking grill

im starting to get actually pissed off that ted wont clean his fucking faggot grill

If the canes win this I'll post my mom's feet

Post tits

Imagine being mad at someone else’s life

you fucking jews

Britley on my tv is a goddess and does not get her tits out for some random fucker on /hoc/

cleanliness is next to godliness
"Thou shalt always keep surfaces designed for dining and cooking as clean as possible. For HE may return and dine with the peasants again" -/hoc/ book of Rufus 4:20

>this is hot

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The grill is meant to get dirty, the food that has been previously cooked on it adds flavors to the meat, clearly you do not understand this, the grill is sterilized when cooking

wouldn't mind giving her my CUMulus cloud haha if you get what i mean jaja my boner is rising like atmospheric instability

no it doesnt. hank hill doesnt eat at subhuman houses who refuse to clean their grills.

who else is cycling anabolics this summer

is fasting a meme

clean your BBQ you caveman

T-bones look good though. what's in the foil?

Europa universalis 4 casually and waiting for wow classic

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I also don’t use propane faggot I use natural gas which is much better than that deadly propane

Potato’s

I hope you're playing the only acceptable race and class combo, orc elemental shaman

I like to eat all day to maximize gains.

carbon is my favorite flavor

disgusting nigger race

solid

More offseason news when?

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oh no dont tell me you're alliance gnome warlock

propane isn't deadly unless you huff it lol

>Oh my god Stacey, you have to show me that pic of his grill again! I seriously cannot even! Oh my god, he seriously cooked you food on that? Gosh I cant even begin to think about how small his dick must be...."

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Propane mogs natural gas into dirt you fat fucking homo idiot. You know why everybody left the blow jobbets? Because your grill is dirty. Maybe that's why youre so fucking delusional. Is Ohio built on a natural gas reserve? Ted you fucking airhead

>wanting little bits of burnt shit on your steak
oh yeah Ted, real fuckin tasty

2>>(maybe 1)>>>

There are apps for fart sounds

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I bet I cook a 10x better steak than any of you combined

let me pepper this delicious steak with incinerated bits of the last 20 meals i had all combined together

charcoal BBQ is the way to go. the smoke adds so much complexity to the flavour

Why would anyone put any stock in what some random basic bitches think about fucking grilling?

are we cytubing a movie? ;(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

youtube.com/watch?v=JiogOlN_ezA

HAAHAHAHAAHAAA LOOK AT THIS GUY OHOOOHOO

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if you don't cook your steaks in a cast iron skillet you are a literal nigger

You know how grill marks are on your chicken at a resturaunt! Well that’s cooked on a dirty grill that isn’t cleaned ever

Imagine not cooking with natural gas

I dont know, ted. Maybe you shouldn't worry so much about fictional scenarios and instead clean your fucking grill

wrong, i've worked in several restaurants over the years, and every single one had a grill brush for the grill

this
you are a retard

Now these are steaks
Not like that dried out messes that Canada takes off the propane grill

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(You)
(You)
r u in one of the /vg/ spazzchats?

Tomorrow is pancake day

nobody said anything about propane, faggot. clean your fucking grill.

(You) (You)
(You) (You)

t. too poor for a BBQ

at least Canadian Ted cleans his grill

Who is responsible?
>

no that black stuff is sear marks not grime from old food

why does ted eat dinner so early

Ahhh fuck. I always forget how you link to other boards

those are fucking good too

this is first dinner

looks good but shit-tier cut of meat. gonna be so much gristle.

you just forgot the board link

Ha ha, no sear, you bad with grill :)

you didn't cook it very well. It should have grill marks. you flipped it too early
t. boomer

>>>/boardname/12594897

Why don’t white people no how to cook? There are other spices than salt and pepper, you know? And no, Cletus, mayonnaise isn’t a spice...

What movie should we see. A documentary about a jew spy who played baseball in the 20s and 30s or one about a girl from Glasgow who moves to Nashville to pursue her country music dreams.

literally flavorless.

1. Striploin
2. Ribeye
3. Fillet Mignon
>power gap
4. T bone
5. Prime Rib
>power gap
6. Tri tip
7. Skirt steak
>power gap
other cuts

Exactly. Direct heat for 5 mins per side.

>poorly-maintained grill
>poor grilling skills/technique

thats a huge cringe honestly

.

ROLLING imagining Ted dressing up in his dad's nicest burgundy fleece sweater and pretending to be Ron Swanson ordering the T-bone AND the porterhouse, swapping from Rupaul to sports centre and throwing the sweater off when he sees his dad pull up in the 04 tacoma. Ted eating in his white bobrovsky jersey tee not worrying about getting A1 all over it since he's no longer with the team (good going jarmo). Ted hacking a bowl that ends up being more res by the time he sucks it through since its apparent NOTHING he owns is ever cleaned. Ted laying down on the couch in just a pair of boxers coming here telling us "he runs, he's just a college student and even though he's above his playing wait he's happy with life and he'll get in shape when he's done school"
Not that Ted's ever done anything to personally offend me, he's just such an easy target. I mean, come on. He lives in OHIO

ooohhhh, thanks

ribeye is the GOAT cut

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wow being an NBA fan seems horrible

why dont nhl teams ever trade 4 unprotected 1st round picks for 1 player. fucking pussy gms.

Sorry, forgot to (you) you :)

because 1 player can't carry a team unlike the nba

and even that pick-swap too. they basically wont be making a draft pick for another 5 years.

tri tip sammys are kino

nigs always want to go to the same 4 teams, so if you're one of those teams then those picks don't even matter

pooronto is in shambles. they won a ship but he never wanted to be there in the first place. nobody really ever does. that's why a re-expansion into vancouver and montreal would be a dumb idea

your mom tried my tip

I got some gas for you

*braaaps*

these are really based posts

bropane is the way to go

only zoomershits who were too young to remember the grizzlies want a apehoop team back in hongcouver. they left a bad taste in older peoples mouth. the players dont want to play there, and they will make it clear not to draft them, and if the team does draft them, they end up crying and throwing a fit until they get what they want. i dont know why people love supporting these arrogant niggers so much.

Actually it was extremely flavorfull

Who's the next golden state and who's the next LeBron dragging 10 idiots kicking and screaming to face them? Im gonna say Clippers and Giannis

>short
>has hairy feet
>eats constantly
>smokes herbs on a pipe
>lives in a moss covered cave
is ted a hobbit?

people like drama. the NBA and NFL are purely half-entertainment and half-sport now. theres not enough gossip in the NHL for brainlets to eat up

Time for the after dinner stroke

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how would I know I don't watch that shit. I don't even know what city the "clippers" is. and what tf is a gannis

>bulju :D :P

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god dammit, ted

the water mark in my lap top screen is evaporating lads.

based

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wow

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Mine look almost alike!

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why is that Florida Panther wearing a oldschoolrunescape.fandom.com/wiki/Black_mask ?

imagine being proud of literally the ugliest penis I've ever seen

I like how you have to press your fupa down to make your mushroom look bigger

>”I’ve ever seen”

Penis

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I’m genuinely starting to think video games were a mistake. Has an athlete’s performance ever suffered because he watched too much TV or read too many books?

94029134
first day on the internet lad?

what's it like to have a cut dick? Do you feel anything at all when you try to rub your skin over your dickhead?

My head is really sensitive I sometimes cum after rubbing it too much

there is no loss of penile sensitivity after circumcision, contrary to popular belief

i think a childhood of eating meats cooked on unclean grills poisoned teds body and gave him a microdick early on

It’s still probably larger than yours

while I'm against circumcision and I try to be as unbiased as possible, I find this ( ) hard to believe. How can your penis NOT lose sensitivity after you cut away vital parts of your foreskin.

when i was young i saw iverson live once

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I wanna be a strong orc warrior but my frens going alliance

because nerve ending concentration is what determines sensitivity, not total number of nerve endings

dwarf anything is acceptable

for me, its scratching my benis around the lip of the helmet and maybe taking a whiff afterwards of my thumb, or the pinch-pull-roll technique when it comes to scratching your scrotum

quite bored right now

sounds like you're a cutfag with some major cope going on

shall be maining an orc shaman and alting a human pally to be honest

Sharkies desu

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im a cutfag who ejaculates immediately upon penetration of a pusy

>clipdick detected

user, get something better like I Claudius or Augustus by John Williams

>human priest
enjoy not being invited to any raids

I told you fucks dwarf is the only acceptable alliance race

based. going troll rogue, see you in durotar.

>he's seriously minmaxing in vanilla
lol holy shit you finns really are autistic

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im gonna dwarf your mom with my nuts and raid her pussy, bitch

>tfw you want to play classic but you know you're just going to fuck up your IRL life more if you play it
just

Video games are kinda gay.

For me, it's osrs

male anything (except for rogue) is not disgusting.
Dwarf male Hunter, paladin, warrior and priest are all more than acceptable. Rogue is acceptable if you play female.

you're posting here if you had the self-discipline to ever do anything meaningful with your life you wouldn't be in this prison. just join us already faggot.

no one cares nigger I'm going to corpse c

cringe
imagine being this pathetic
yikes
have sex

I have never played WoW

why on earth would i play with you fags. I already managed to escape from my previous wow Yea Forums guild, why would I make the same mistake twice?

Thinking of starting to farm poppies so I can becoming a self sufficient opiate dealer

i wanna see the leaf and finn WoW posters fight each other IRL

fuck I hit enter but I'm gonna corpse camp you on my gnome warlock

>if you had the self-discipline to ever do anything meaningful with your life you wouldn't be in this prison.

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DURR CRINGE durRRR BRINGE...CRINGE is that all you shitposting fucks can say???

*unzips undead warrior* heh nothin personnell kid

what if i volunteered to be in this prison?

>1999
wew

you would probably function well in a chink work camp

MARNER TO THE PENGUINS HOLY SHIT

Yea Forums guilds are full of trannies and ERP

MARNER SIGNS WITH ARIZONA WTF

not the one I was in, but it doesn't matter cause absolutely none of the 4chin guilds are worth getting to know

might kill myself if it doesn't start coldening down real soon

cringed hard

make up your fucking mind mitch

the guild i was in was cool at first, but then discord came around and for some reason these fags who love pretending to be girls joined. i didn't join the discord, 3 years of "friendship" down the drain

yikes

beck for sure
ted would be too high

pulju?

there was one unironic tranny in the guild I was in. But he wasnt an attentionwhore. He barely talked about his transition so he(/she?('s fine in my book.
IIRC there were almost 200 members in total

Going to workout then drink some vodka haha

there was a gay dude, but he wasn't an attention whore about it either. for whatever reason it's always these "straight" dudes who get way too deep into anime and begin stuttering after every word because they wanted to pretend to be a girl. they flirted with each other, but "ironically". it was the weirdest fucking thing ever

when i was there i told him to stop being fags and it worked, but discord came around and it killed everything. it was a guild of 100, but there were about 20 regulars. discord completely killed off the guild chat, it was sad

Ted would probably try to suck his dick and beck would call him a faggot bitch too.

shall be rolling an orc destro warlock desu

Please make a osrs guild and post name here (or in vg guild chat) and I'll join

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protip: vodka looks just like water so you can put it in your gym jug and get lit while lifting

join my guild where we smoke weed and talk about deep pux and flex our sticks

>That flag
>That post

just bangin arms in the basement babe

theres too many fart sniffing canadians in this thread

>Muh farts
Worst meme of 2019. Have sex

what's their endgame?

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theres too many buttfucking canadians in this thread

someone explain the marner situation to me. be brief i am a dumb cunt

win

shan't be joining anyone's guild as i am a straight (not gay) heterosexual

golf

thats not what The Spike told me

LF /hoc/cunts in osrs. Please post bulju in the /vg/ clan chat if you're a sick cunt

he wants a lot of money on a short term contract, his team wants to give him less money on a longer term contract, they're negotiating
other teams have the opportunity to offer him their own contract, but would have to give up four first round picks to the leafs to sign him

he is asking for a lot of money, more than his team wants to spend on him. other teams are interested in him. if they make an offer to him leafs may have to give up players/draft picks to make room for his cap hit in order to keep him.

Just checking in on you based beauties and studs. What the fuck is up this summer, boys?

Taking a quick breather before round 3 with this beautiful instagram model i picked up last night.

You're all a bunch of fucking beauties with lots of more room for improvement but are on the right track

Keep hitting those clappers, cleaning up your defensive game, and no need to delete any archive footage folders, we all need to decompress now and then.

P.S. Keep working the puck down low and get pucks on net in 2020

NW by Zadie Smith, A History of the World in 10 1/2 Chapters by Julian Barnes, Morherless Brooklyn by Jonathan Lethem, Virus by Sakyo Komatsu, and This Sporting Life by David Storey, the last one being absolutely kino sports related lit (the movie is also quite good)

Hello where is hockey ?

just left. if you hurry you might catch it

For me, it’s Gordon Lightfoot desu

fuk jak huus and fak new jercee devols

La’s it itches when I pee, and there some discharge. I think I have an uti

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stop masturbating with banana peels

you spelled STD wrong

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Urinary Tract Infection = UTI

STD = Sexually Transmitted Disease

Don't get irrational

ty.

what do you think his chances of moving are?

Yeah it’s not an std I haven’t been laid in months, I think it’s cause I went swimming and didn’t piss after some E. coli got up my dick hole

its all the gay sex

I don't care that I'm in the water. I always untie my shorts when I piss in the water. Im not pissing my pants

slim. considering he wants a short term contract, no team will realistically want to give up 4 first round picks for a player they'll only have for 3-4 years. they would also have to pay him more than he is worth to sign him, because the leafs have the opportunity to match any other offer within 7 days and keep him

Reminder that hockey is NOT for everyone.

yeah k, so in short he's fucking the leafs over for more money?

sounds kind of like keying your own car but anyway.

When you kiss a person, the two of are creating an 18 meter tube that begins with one person anus, and ends and the other

>The More You Know...

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a secret campaign to insure that the Seattle NHL franchise has a fish name.

>he's fucking the leafs over for more money?
pretty much. seems to be the trend amongst star players lately

Are you saying you don't want to make out??

*dumps the puck in deep*

Cringe

seems odd really "i want to get more money but lessen the chances of my team forming a cup winning squad"

greed gonna greed i guess.

i think its mainly an ego thing, since its most common among younger players; they see all the other stars making big money and they think thats how success is measured
once they get to their late twenties they seem to be more willing to take discounts to play where they want to play

The Rangers are going to win the cup this year :)

Filled with an overwhelming desire to end it all

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>tfw kicked from bideo gem chat
:'(

atleast i have /hoc/

me too lad

Why is it culturally acceptable for me to go to the strip club, but I can't just stream porn instead of music when the lads come over to play cards?
I don't see how watching tiny 4K spinners get fucked compilation is any different than watching the game on TV vs going to the arena

only thing that keeps me going is the sweet and salty stench of my fermenting ballsack

Which guild?

I was in one Yea Forums guild on nostalrius that spammed pol memes and was overall pretty chill.

I joined another on a later server with a few members whom I thought were LARPing as trannies. You know, to get free handouts in game. Or to be ironic. But no, I found out these zoomies were unironic trannies.

I almost feel bad for zoomers. Post-irony is lost on them. They have little self-awareness or much opportunity for insight. But thats another convo...

All I need is to find a guild that is tranny-free and wont ban me for saying "nigger" and ill be happy

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>Why is it culturally acceptable for me to go to the strip club
it isnt
>stream porn instead of music when the lads come over to play cards
watching sexual intercourse is much different than watching a girl dance solo and take her top off

I wasnt in a /wpsg/ guild, I was in one of the /wowg/ guilds that was created after /vg/ was just made

sounds like you need a cup of joe

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he could put on some Girl Gone Wild
that mostly sexless

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Shut the fuck up faggot

Thank God I dont have to worry about the words I use in my guild. It's an old group of high school friends that are getting back into wow now that classic is a thing. Also horde is the only right choice, alliance is full of kids and trannys

>muh computer games
ENOUGH. It's been all afternoon with this shit
>muh discord
>muh trannies
Shut up. Shut the fuck up

cytube?

T. Angry discord tranny

y r u g?

>Select all images with all images

what's your favorite sport, /hoc/??

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For me it's male orc warlock

Thinking about mowing the lawn.

hockey left handed center

wow was gay 15 years ago and its gay now. desu

it's still unironically one of the (if not THE BEST) best games out there today.

Wow was ground breaking when it came out. Its trash now.

just fired up the john deere yesterday myself

Tell you one thing I'll never do again is buy a husqvarna

We have a push mower because we live in the suburbs.

Should mow in the early morning to piss off the zoomers

doing your mom

I piss off enough Zoomers on /hoc/.

Thank Christ this is the last /hoc/ til October

stihl makes the best chainsaws

*sips*

>420

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would never buy a sw*dish product tbqh

IKEA sucks, it's all Chinese shit products packaged in poison to kills it's college consumers.

the only acceptable furniture is what you make yourself

Don Cherry's contract will not be renewed and he will not appear on Sportsnet Hockey Night in Canada broadcasts next season

who else /drinking/ alone on saturday here?

Instead he will announce and colour commentate every single game on saturday night.

Didn't realize what time it is holy shit. I gotta start drinking soon

You are never drinking alone when you drink with /hoc/, Finns have a BAC of .20 or greater to post here.

yes. but i am also dining on some fresh barbecued chicken

me desu. What are your thoughts on this Chad?
eliteprospects.com/player/395520/marcus-kallionkieli
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Just cracked a cold one (a bottle of Bonaqua)

maybe not drink but

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huomenta

Steve Simmonds said it so it must be true.

who the hell wakes up at 3:52am

That's about when I would wake up for my job that started at 6am.

when i wagesslaved i woke up at 7:25 and was out the door by 7:30

BMO Field looking mighty grim with all those empty seats.

i dont have a start or stop time because the grind never stops for me

Cursed images

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>They got rid of Grapes
fuck you sportsnet

Cursed? Possibly my favorite
>blots

Welcome to a world where zoomers are in power

how long was your commute damn

I wake up 25mins before work

cheers lad

for the nth time, I hope he isn't a bust

Ted, please

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Niggas in trouble

not ted
cheers

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huh?

>the new face of Yurope
At least they put his nationality as both finnish and brazilian.

you dress first class, you play first class

lets go boys

Cheers to you

Where?

With Finns you
>give up 4 in game 7

just get in, there's no time to explain

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Going all-in and playing our game out there

>laptop at 18%
WTF it's only been unplugged for
>checks stats
>7 hours 39 minutes

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boston thugs btfo

Maybe Don Cherry can coach them again.

Wonder what a hand picked Cherry team would look like? He could take any player(s) from any team

the boston bruins plus nazem kadri

Only Ontario boys.

Probably the St.Louis Blues minus Tarasenko.

Why is he crying

he lost his wallet :(

It wouldn't be a bunch of jerks that's for sure

such a bummer

>muh jerk
>muh shit storm
>muh "we baited Montreal into offering aho less then we were willing to pay"
Whats next for the most annoying band of faggots south of ohio?

They flop around and earn a first round exit in 2020 and the we have a finals minus shit chicken posting

taking up an extra 100 square feet of real estate in your mind rent free

just ate a whole family sized bucket of chicken in 1 sitting by myself

>le bunch of jerks

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Absolute chad move

muscles need protein breh

Fat fuck

>taking up an extra 100 square feet of real estate in your mind rent free

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Since all the players are bigger and faster nowadays shouldnt they make the rink larger?

been away a few days, did randy manage to check himself into a mental health facility after his meltdown?

See

This general obsesses over the hurricanes too much

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asking myself what a smelly weeb would be doing in a hockey general

patrik laine, good canadian boy

your gonna take a massive shit later

I enjoy the intake of penises in my mouth

Epstein just got arrested lads. Its habbening.

Holy shit lads
Can we now call Carolina the shit hold underneath Ohio

My loins :)

My penis is being sucked by some dude who also browses /hoc/

CFL just had a CFL moment

>winning the game on a walkoff *miss*

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what a cfl ending

Give me a rundown

To be fair Toronto never should have tied it to begin with. That was bush league tackling

the kicker missed the last second field goal, and the argo player tried to return the miss to prevent the rouge, but ended up stepping out of bounds as he caught it and surrendered the single, giving the lions the win on a missed field goal.

thinking about all this seismic activity triggering a massive tectonic event that breaks california off from the rest of the USA and sinks beneath the waves

Toronto v BC
17-17, 0:03 on the clock, BC in FG range
1st attempt, Toronto ices the kicker
2nd attempt, penalty
3rd attempt, kick misses wide left, gets caught in the endzone by an Argo, but he steps out of bounds which give the Lions 1 point (a rouge) and the win

We can only hope this happens

Now recap the rest of the game.

wtf is an argonaut

Read a book

It's a movie by Ben Affleck. I think it was called "Gone Girl".

Roughriders/Stampeders game starting

yoursports.stream/live?v=spr?id=tsn

A boatman

the 7th most popular sports team in Toronto

>leafs
>raps
>jays
>marlies
>the soccer one
>argos
Am I missing one?

go stamps

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Make a new thread niggers

Toronto Rock (NLL)

no u

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