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Bets on when Dan starts to lose his serve?
Previous thread
Third for based Dan the Man wins the lot
Fed will lose to Nadal
>based
post it la
someone post the andy murray twin towers picture.
I can't find it
Fed won't reach the semis
Not on grass
Fed lost the most important game of his career on grass to Nadal
Federer is shot to hell, Baldall is a claybabby, coinflip match
nº61 vs nº69, none of them have any business being in the last 16
>claybaby
>only one of the big 4 to win multiple slams on every surface
Didn't say he never lost to Nadal on grass i'm saying he won't lose to Nadal on grass
Show us
and Nadal lost the most important match of his career on clay against Soderling.
without that match, Federer wouldn't even be in the conversation for GOAT.
>he doesn't rate sousa
lel i dont think ive ever watched a doubles match before
Why not?
Because he hogs RG
I was watching on telly
So what are you trying to say? That he's so good on clay it shouldn't count any more?
they're comfy.
especially the veterans ones...unless mcenroe is playing. He has no chill despite being a pot-head
fuck off with you federer(messi) vs nadal(ronaldo) discussion.
Open a thread for that shit.
Here we discuss the brave endeavors of Evans and Sousa, and we promise to one another to cheer for the other when facing Nadal
They are both past their prime and grass is Fed's strongest surface and Nadal's weakest
Starting to stop womyns tennis as I’m starting to realise I’ll never have tall princess blonde tennisfu gf
>federer(messi) vs nadal(ronaldo)
It's the other way around. Federer has more titles but statpads against weak competition (Ronaldo) whereas Nadal is the better overall player (Messi)
yes, but Nadal is stronger overall, Federer is also playing worse than Nadal.
Me too
Based gypsy.
>sousa’s grunt
youtu.be
Don't feed the fat paedo
good post
as if anyone could play whilst stoned
I ain't a gypsoid
This guy comes up to you in the club and slaps your favourite tennis player on the nose.
What do you do?
VERY good post
Pretty sure nobody was trying to feed you mate
>Streamlets then DARE give us (themaster race) shit
I wouldn't let my tennis waifu play mixed dubles. Its like strictly come dancing, they inevitably end up shagging their partner
Her head has 1.25 times the volume of his.
Why is she such a beast?
in a good way...
Ask if I can bump one
sure you can. just stay clear of the couch-lock weed.
>federer(messi) vs nadal(ronaldo)
Absolutely retarded
God I wish serena would sit on my face after a hard day of tennis
Here's where Dan drops serve
please avoid using flash photography /tennis/
can we allow a quick recess for Dan to have a line and sharpen up a bit?
Rude
a window opens up for Sousa...
are english people afraid to walk around belfast?
Wtf Evans don't choke. I bet on you 5$. It's big cash in here.
how competitive would serena be if she competed in mens singles?
This guy is a massive choker
>Dan Nevers
No, but why would you want to?
Ask why he don't slap my nose too.
poor Evans!!!!
He has the expectations of a huge country on his back, it must be hard!!!!
Not even remotely
fucking gypsies i swear
What did Evans say?
She would be no better than Sousa/Evans
who's the blonde bitch in the Seren/Murray match?
I'd like to have sex with her
Both would dick on her
>On this level
hahaha as if
Yannick Hanfmann would smoke her
love judy murray me
Dan needs to get mad
certain areas. (the falls are etc)
but there are certain areas of belfast where irish/republican people can't walk around. (the shankhill area etc).
Anyone can walk around in belfast city centre.
>Dan
more like Done
can we please stop this meme.
a player ranked 900 would beat Serena.
Ranked 600 at best
I'm 4.0 and i have a chance against serena
Nice. Now we need the "bouncing" scene.
Blondie is THICC
This four year old will fuck her up
>I'm 4.0
t. every tennis player ever
thanks, buddeh
Yeah but im real
Fuck off. I would love to born as a white guy in a first world country but this shit is what i got instead.
5head
Romania is pretty cheap i would guess. just get a remote job and live like a king
what job do you have lad
is this a rocha or a cheta, I can never remember
YAAAAASS QWWEEEEN
entertaining match
Haleps legs
Studying molecular biology and genetics. I want to get good at my field and hopefully get to move to a better country to have more resources for research etc.
she can ride my face anytime
>cheering a double fault
Anisimova is the ultimate tennisfu.
>all these sunburned British "ppl"
>Piggy face
No thanks
why do female players shake their ass when returning serve
>this meme mixed doubles match is on espn+
evans looks like the type to get pissed up and assault kebab shops
More followers
To tease the ball boys
imagine seeing those washed up turds playing doubles, instead of this Sousa vs Evans thriller!!!!!!
what happened with fognini? he said something that hurt someone's feelings again?
GWAN DAN
He won't hold serve
based Evans, taking this to a 5th
KAM ON DAN HOLD SOME FAKIN SERVES
>t. João Silva
Are they going to show the foursome after?
who is this swarthy whore in the jaguar box seats?
You now remember when Dan bullied poor Bedene for trying to change his nationality to British :/
HOLD IT
HOOOOOOOOOLD IT
Outlooks not so good
pretty based
What happened to that guy
Gonn be honest
I switched over for a bit on the change of ends, and it looked comfy and fun. There a big titty THICC blonde on the other side who smiles at the end of every point
Bedene gave it up when he wasn't allowed on the Davis cup team by the ITF, complete plastic
what a point
what a shot for the set
Holy shit this game is intense.
He looks like an alt right terrorist. He probably lurks in /pol/.
>5th set
Top lad
TOP LAD
Back playing for Slovenia
true, he looks based as fuck, like he could be in the peaky blinders!
roofie time
Fuck yes. He has that vibe.
Fucking hell that roof is closing too slowly.
Heavens are closing
Send bobs ASAP
He's just doing his best professor green impression
Inauguration of the Super Tie Breaker when
But Evans has a weak jaw and looks lower class as fuck, what did you mean by that?
i sense a dampness in the air
close the fucking roof
They should just make the court incrementally smaller after each game when they get to 6-6
I want to sniff Serena’s big black bunda. Do you think she lets Andy in the locker room if they win?
“G’wan whiteboy, you got 60 seconds. If you get me to dat final I’ll let you use yo tongue”
JUDY MURRAY IS CUTE!!!
>lower class as fuck
>He probably lurks in /pol/.
summs up
Why does it take so fucking long
>me on the upper right
Lava or sharks on the outside?
That Gareth Southgate holegraph is too soon
>Holy shit this game is intense.
yea agree! sometimes doubles are better than singles! net game is very interesting when 1 vs 1 and tactics of net/baseline player options make the game deeper
its all about viewing figures with wimbledon
They have to adjust for "electrical infetterence"
>playing in the dark
Dan just did a few lines in the loo
Does Murray walk with problems?
Like Hurkacz
>fagnini
>CLOSE THE FAAKIN ROOF
>*BANG BANG*
>CLOSE THE FAKKING ROOF
Sheer drop
i get the feeling murray is playing through pain today on centre court
And punched a paki
no doubt about it, Sousa is fucked
they must have been handed a comfy amount of shekels to lose this one.
I would be smiling too.
Super Bowl XLVII mode
Nice shot of watson's pants as she was putting her stuff away there
Only since hip injury
Was much MUCH worse before surgery
Watch his matches in 2017. Was genuinely walking like he had shat himself (and he still almost made Wimby semis, hero)
niche court selection
Darren Cahill is such a classy gentleman.
Fucker was so lame that if he was a horse he'd have been shot
>holy shit I think I love doubles now
>after this match goes back to never watching doubles again
bunch of tourists
I let her put my stuff away, if you know what I mean
do they have mixed doubles at all the other slams??
stop posting these
no one cares about the SJW double
whys dan keep touching his willy?
is it a nervous tick?
is he signalling to the coach?
I'd stuff her kit bag, if you know what I mean
All mixed doubles teams should be interracial.
>dan evans is 5’9
Wew
You don't do the shorts check?
GOAT
i'd put my racket and balls into her bag, if you know what i mean
Yes, also at Hopman cup.
why did Murrays father dropped Judy? she looks ok
id pin her to the ground and pull her pants down and violenty tongue her arsehole, if you know what i mean
She likes to surround herself with inferior males doesn't she?
Her sons somewhat escaped.
>Manlet
>cokehead
>shit tat
I bet he has a playlist full of avicii he listens to before going out on court
Murray would have been a legit big 4 if he had a real father.
kiki's lost cousin
Now, dare I say Dan is /ourguy/?
Kino scoreboard
She was sleeping with the dunblane guy
what's up with Avicci? I only know 2 of his sogns from radio
Not sure I do m8. Can you be a bit more explicit in your description of what what you want to do?
>munter X is beautiful
>munter Y looks ok
What's your endgame here
dubs for tennys
You can’t breathe through your nose while smiling.
hup
NYEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH
>48'
This match is RIGGED
hup
NYEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH
hup
NYEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH
hup
NYEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH
hup
NYEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH
What is he complaining about?
Thinks his serve hit the net,
He just stopped.
What bum dossers were they? They played like they were taxi drivers
>>Manlet
>>cokehead
>>shit tat
JUST haircut
DAN THE MAN
A
N
T
H
E
M
A
N
Find a picture with more talent
heem hangry
Im not sure Sousa's "get broken early" tactic is intelligent in the fifth
ogre!!
There's no way Dan loses serve now, so close to winning the match.
Is Murray not with Under Armour anymore?
Federer.png
its a under andy murray kit
No, guessing his contract ran out and snce he wasn't on tour he couldn't command a good deal to renew so he left them
>WOT DID U JUS FAKIN SAY U CHEEKY CUNT
>ALL FAKIN SMASH YER MOOF IN U CHEEKY BLOODY WANKER
>PAKI CUNT
Does anyone except Kyrgios use underarm serve?
Kids do
he said "except Kyrgios"
a fucking double fault
>British fortitude
for fucks sake
Choke Evans
What part of portugal are you guys from
what a point!!!
i havent photoshopped this
Estoril
>slice, slice, slice
Why is the onehanded backhand so cringe.
a fishing boat off peniche
Viseu
LISBON
I
S
B
O
N
OH NO NO NO
>bri'ish te'is
Has Evans lead in breaks of serve every set?
me on the right
andymurray911laughing.jpg
Guessing you didnt like that Gasquet Wawrinka qf a few years ago
>Dan evans and throwing away a lead
Name a more iconic duo
>these absolute top lads
How can Nadal even compete with them? He should just withdraw already.
Onions intensifies
He's toying with the poor lad, little warmup before baldall
Rate my wrist fedora
The place where Maddie was taken
A proper topspin one handed backhand down the line is the greatest shot in tennis
think i'll stay here for the next few days lads, Yea Forums is gonna go into meltdown mode
>tying a clock to your wrist
LMAO
press *snort* to give Dan Evans your energy
*snort*
Should be renamed to little England desu
>everytime this autist "woooooooops"
I'd unironically fun the qt in the headdress, and probably the piggy-looking one behind her
Based
Homo
>that loli with the fist
>Dat loli
cute crowd high five
nonces out
I'd fun the funning pair of 'em
Wow!
>loli and fist used in the same sentence
Yes, but it's hard to find a consistent and elite one.
one on one 1handers is kino, but it's a weak shot and it's not fair to put it against guys who use both of their hands
Lmao
What did he do?
THERES ONLY ONE DEONTAY WILDER
Lads, my balls are proper sweaty rn
Oh dear
FBI OPEN UP
>one on one 1handers is kino, but it's a weak shot and it's not fair to put it against guys who use both of their hands
Meant for
henman hill not murri mount ok
Based ChileANOs triggering the Argies again
ur hill
You're a towel
praise sue barker
The two are playing better than the entire field today
>So many thumbs down
Furious Messi fanboys, kek
Actually impressed Evans can hold against Sousa. He would probably be top 20 if didn't take that detour.
Coco Corner
tfw no qt slapper gf
both of these guys losing straight sets next round
He doesn't like traveling, he had his chance in 2014-15 to get to that kind of level but doesn't have the commitment
Sousa still looks pretty fresh after 4 hours
It's the gayest shit I've ever seen ->
messi is dashka's favorite player!
Christ his fucking eyes. He looks 40
I've got the exact same thing. Big fucking black marks that don't fuck off
What's wrong with Britsh genetics?
stream?
the one i had broke
ye we needed that in here instead of all the 60 other threads
It's because you stay up all night you numpty
>kek, hand-bags at 5 paces
>booing hawkeye
based
Coke
YOU DID THIS PORTUGAL
>fuckin' joke
wooops Daniel
It's a link to another thread, you cockmongler
I am watching on betclic stream, you need to have a registered account and money there though.
Sousa has it too, just concealed by his smooth skin
Evians got nothing left in the tank
gwan dan lad
MY WIFE IS CRYING BECAUSE OF YOU
tennis is coming home
>winner is going to get raped by Nadal
what a sloppy mess
He doesn't know she exists
Sousa seems better physically, let's do it Portobro!
It's genuinely not lad, unless they form when your young and don't fuck off after that. It looks the exact same on me if I've slept 10 hours or 3
I think it's just genetics. Thin skin under eyes = this
Danny baby
You gotta sort your self out mate
Wrong!
Sounds nice
OH NO NO NO DAN
And he's lost
damn sexy shot by my boy
NO DAN FUCKKK. MY 5$
What a twat
Lmao the state of our country
>British tennis
Please be in london i'll be the one in the kitchen if you want
>Portugal vs Spain next match
BASADO!!!
shouldn't he have tried getting the ball over the net?
YIKES
lets face it dan, you bloooo it
What a way to lose it
First Maddie, now this! They can't keep getting away with it!!
The state of Schwartz-"Black Man"-Man btw
FUCK OBNOXIOUS GRUNTERS AND FUCK IBERIANS
Fuck man. Those guys played their hearts out. I pity who chose mixed double over this.
TSOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSA
Dan's thot gf preparing herself for a rough hatefucking tonight I bet
Is that why he went to the school?
>She's turned the weans against us
cringe way to lose to be honest
where did he go??
Kek
>British groundskeeping
twitter.com
>no super tie breaker
I agree
>5 set was 48 minutes long again
Djokobot vs. Verdasco
Raonic vs. Bautista Agut
Querrey vs. Nadull
Nishikori vs. Frauderror
He won't be able to get it up after the alcohol, so he's just gonna belt her ass really good then call it a night
Running on empty FOOOOOD REVIEW
lel
hooting
Third time's the charm!
This country has 60 million people and has never won a grand slam (male or female) since the 1970s
Laugh at them
Nadal with Qurrey might get interesting, all the others are already settled.
based Joao
Seems a nice guy. Will support him on Monday
>That tan line
You'd think the photographer would have said something
>that hat tan on Joao
Lmao
How tall is schwartzmann
He looks midget proportioned
>looks like
He's the ATP turbomanlet
5'11
>find yourself a girl who looks at you the way serena looks at murray
Sousa is just a better player than Evans, I don't know why people are making such a big deal of this.
57
British player at Wimbledong
Humbledog
Is Boris banned?
No, he's still commentating
Will he do better or worse than he did vs Djokovic in last year's US open?
is Berrettini the most beautiful man in the world?
no homo
nadull is not as good as djokovic so yes
also, seems to me the Spaniard fears the Portuguese bull
Nadal only fears Djokovic and incorrectly placed bottles.
What the shit am I supposed to do tomorrow?
are you a NEET?
5 non top 50 guys still in the tournament:
Kukushkin
Querrey
Sousa
Humbert
Sandgren
>Zoomers in charge succeeding
31
31
30
27
21
only one zoomer
and the other 11
37
35
33
32
30
31
29
29
28
23
and other 28, I forgot Raonic.
two young guys then, Berretini with 23 and Humbert 21
if you were born anytime from 1989 to 1994 you need to KYS right now
an absolute ABORTION of a generation that will never win a grand slam
It's sunday, lad
What is that country?
not what i ask lad
Well, I'm not working on a bloody sunday lad
what toil awaits you on Monday?
What, pray tell, does this have to do with sunday?
see you laddies on monday
here's a cheeky lad who doesn't like mondays.
youtube.com
>no tennis on sunday
When will this cult of personality end?
I can finally study, god bless the queen
>watching fred/pouille replay
>commentators trying to deepthroat him as hard as they can
He has his good moments but the commentary is insufferable.
>Italian hot-head Fabio Fognini is facing the prospect of being banned from the US and Australian Opens after claiming he wished a bomb would drop on Wimbledon.
Pls no
Pouille's will to win was dismantled by that late break in the first set after a very close rally. Why are tennis players so fragile?
>year and half later
>people are still butthurt
Is she into cuck culture? Cant imagine jewish redditor playing with those
Why is he exactly what I expected him to look like?
He's ripped though
twitter.com
Good. Fuck Fixnini also isn't he still on suspension for calling an umpire a whore
Tennys Sandgren is truly /ourguy/.
he's as right-wing as they get.
Hey Russian, rate this one
it was 12 month probation i think from the event where it happened
if only he weren't a proud idiot who refuses to play challengers to gain proper momentum when in bad shape
vimaranenses in general are too proud for their own good
What type of football is it?
i already miss her ;-;
miss her tits tbqh
business idea: middle monday instead of middle sunday for us wagies
;___;
This
>been dodgy for most of the year
Too bad
>those nips
she had a good run on grass at least
today the bookies repay me for my suffering
will you cash out if it gets too close?
just like a baroque painting
Halep better fucking beat this BLACK GIRL
someone make a wemb with Momo touching her hair
1st set, after the score became 1-1(as 2nd game ended) and/or 2-2(as 4th game ended)
i dont have an access to replies
>no tennis
Fuck the no sunday play rule the only day I actually want to watch sports the entire day.
it'e alright fren, agent cody banks 1 and 2 are on demand to watch where i am
When you stop seething which is never ever
>he already made 360 off 11 bucks
>he wants to keep going
hope Halep dabs on Coco
This is suffering. This is the only day that can sit back drink some beer and watch sports and there is no Wimbledon.
What's your highlight of the first week?
Monfils and Dan losing me so much money.
>Betting on the French
>Ever
Hope you've learned your lesson. Same goes for Kyrgios, Tomic, Fixini, Cecchinato, Raonic, Bautist and most women
Nadal vs Kyrgios was pretty exciting
>Verdasco is still alive
So is Federer vs Djokovic final a lock at this point?
I won a bet on Kyrgios. He stalled Nadal game enough. Also Monfils bet was just so unlucky. He got injured.
I think federer wil choke.
against whom? all his opponents are literal whos
I wish, but nah. Either federror will make 80 unforced errors against someone or lose to nadull.
Don't know but my instincts are telling me that he will choke.
Is your betting outcome net positive?
>Betting on Gauff over Halep
How severe is your retardation?
That is the future prospect Kei Nishikori
Roddick effectivey retired the third year Djokovic was a pro, lel.
Not yet but it will. Monfils' injury really hurt me. Otherwise I would have three times the money I used at the start.
When will Roger retire?
>n-n-no play on sunday!!
>i-i-it's t-t-tradition!!11!1 and we c-can't upset the neighbours!!!!!
hate this stupid tournament.
>12 hours later
Mouri didn't give her a chance to be in the top 1000, and he's a professional carpet muncher. She'd be college level at best and I'm being generous; you can watch some college level tennis channels on YT. Women get routined by their practice partners on a consistent basis; that's also why they don't have to play with each other in practice (aside from being drama queens of course).
>upset the neighbours next Sunday anyway
what even is the logic here lmao
Once the zoomers can finally knock him out before he reaches the semis.
good post, sounds like you've learned the hard way.
all of those guys are autofade material or value bets for shits and giggles.
t.mug
except for bautist (pretty solid player imo)
maybe after motivated nadal beats him in the semi's desu
please delete this
Give me a reason
cringe
How do I use GitHub to be able to load your shit into mysql,,?
T. Noob
>Error: You cannot delete a post this old.
Regretfully Swissanon
Why isn't ITF the same level as ATP?
what
Yeah nevermind that shit is in c
can a German win wimbledon?
in 10 years maybe
Kerber won last year.
Lieke Martens looks like a tennis player but I can't point my finger on whom
cashing out is for pussies
imagine thinking $360 was a lot of money LOL
Some of these comments from you strayans really are mind bottling.
how do you make all this dinero?
accurately predict the correct outcome. simple as.
but do you make a living betting? or it's just a side gig?
I almost have enough dinero to pay off all mein student loans in one fell swoop
Rate
how much is that
do guys in med school go to $200K debt in murica?
nah it's just my side thing, but it's a nice goomah
No strings attached?
Not a huge amount since went to community college and then public uni
Also I think 200k is on the high end, but I'd imagine that 100k or so is possible if going to med school. However, the best students get scholarships
Correct
simona would win her next match with ease if there was an even playing field
at what age did Nadal, Djokovic and Federer step into top-20? top-10? top-3?
Polak.
Khokhol
Alex Morgan? More like Alex Whoregan haha this thread will die
No, more Polish.
Sorry. I thought you're trying to insult besed Kerber. Jagshemash btw?
>It’s fair to play here? Damn English, really. Damned, really.
>Wish a bomb would explode on this club. A bomb should explode here.
Will Wimbledon ban Fognini from entering the tournament again?
If they haven't banned Kyrgios in years gone by I see no reason why they would.
you can check out the ranking history of every ATP player on the website
atptour.com
Are we going to come to the end of the best era of the Tennis when Roger, Nadal and Djoko retire?
What if Coco becomes Donald Young 2.0 haha
Bump because Yanks are autistic af
When his youngest children start playing doubles.
>muh grill power lmao
Kinda wish the Netherlands won
Fognini is under a suspended 2-slam ban already
For calling that ump a whore?
Fuck 'middle sunday' and fuck grass
>dykegrass back to irrelevancy for another 4 years
Thank God.
manic monday soon
this old balding ex-yugo guys matches your flag...
i
dont
like
oh
to
no
i love
it
...
Literal fucking faggot
>several gorillion posts early
bump
moi med'ik
ok deleted now ^_^
dont want to expose her to this forum