/cric/ SA vs AUS game thread

not watching, will Khawaja come back to bat?

ruled out

He skipped IPL to play county cricket too kek

Reckon India already having played in Old Trafford is an advantage

EXTREMELY puzzling result this
Will be thinking LONG AND HARD about what this means for the semis

Was Maxlel ever good?

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it means we're in the final m8

not really lol

I assure you that they do not. They never rise beyond the
level of misrepresentation, and actually condescend to prove, to
discuss, to argue. How different from the temper of the true liar,
with his frank, fearless statements, his superb irresponsibility, his
healthy, natural disdain of proof of any kind! After all, what is a
fine lie? Simply that which is its own evidence. If a man is
sufficiently unimaginative to produce evidence in support of a
lie, he might just as well speak the truth at once. No, the
politicians won’t do. Something may, perhaps, be urged on
behalf of the Bar. The mantle of the Sophist has fallen on its
members. Their feigned ardours and unreal rhetoric are
delightful. They can make the worse appear the better cause, as
though they were fresh from Leontine schools, and have been
known to wrest from reluctant juries triumphant verdicts of
acquittal for their clients, even when those clients, as often
happens, were clearly and unmistakeably innocent. But they are
briefed by the prosaic, and are not ashamed to appeal to
precedent. In spite of their endeavours, the truth will out.
Newspapers, even, have degenerated. They may now be
absolutely relied upon. One feels it as one wades through their
columns. It is always the unreadable that occurs. I am afraid that
there is not much to be said in favour of either the lawyer or the
journalist. Besides what I am pleading for is Lying in art. Shall I
read you what I have written? It might do you a great deal of good.

>No cric tomorrow

Wtf do I do

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not really lol but he was better

fan of Oscar Wilde innit x

Is Mitchell Stark, dare I say it, shit?

yeah he is a bit

been better than usual this world cup but everything post 2016 has been grim from him

aus lads

what has happened to smith since his return, he used to be a top bat

sandshocked

so unlucky that starc's form mysteriously fell off after the sandpaper incident.
haha no I'm just joking, give a hand to mitchell starc, he's alright

He's lost his edge
He's worn out
He's barely scraping by these days

he's sandpapered his fucking talent to a mirror shine

he was looking a bit shit before he was banned Tbh still scored runs but was looking a bit shaky and wasn't middleing it as much

ah yes the iconic combination of sandpaper and new ball bowlers

>He's barely scraping by these days

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Just give >us the cup now and get it over with

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lots of stat padding on flat pitches desu :^)

He was using the sandpaper to keep it smooth mate

Observe, I do not mean to suggest that the _custom_ of lying has
suffered any decay or interruption--no, for the Lie, as a Virtue, A
Principle, is eternal; the Lie, as a recreation, a solace, a refuge in
time of need, the fourth Grace, the tenth Muse, man's best and surest
friend, is immortal, and cannot perish from the earth while this club
remains. My complaint simply concerns the decay of the _art_ of lying.
No high-minded man, no man of right feeling, can contemplate the
lumbering and slovenly lying of the present day without grieving to see
a noble art so prostituted. In this veteran presence I naturally enter
upon this theme with diffidence; it is like an old maid trying to teach
nursery matters to the mothers in Israel. It would not become to me to
criticise you, gentlemen--who are nearly all my elders--and my
superiors, in this thing--if I should here and there _seem_ to do it, I
trust it will in most cases be more in a spirit of admiration than
fault-finding; indeed if this finest of the fine arts had everywhere
received the attention, the encouragement, and conscientious practice
and development which this club has devoted to it, I should not need to
utter this lament, or shred a single tear. I do not say this to flatter:

dubs confirm its coming home

wtf is Warner's problem

youtube.com/watch?v=DDz-h_KT8vU

might beat the missus when she wakes up

yeah nah this tournament still has aussies written all over it

Bogan cunt.

unironically, they don't look that good. Batting is pretty thin and their bowling depends on Starc.

it could honestly go either way between >us, Ind and Aus depending on the day. They're all very close teams on balance.

Reckon it;d be even easier if you beat while she was sleeping desu.

nah not backing >us lad
we have a terrible tournament record vs the aussies, plus cummins and behrendorff are more than capable
If we bat first we might be in with a shout, chasing I'd be a lot less confident

kek dropped

I never noticed how GOAT-tier Tahir was

24.63 average in ODIs

just took a massive ODI career averages

too bad he's such a fucking cunt

any actual white brits post here?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WARNGOD

Hello yes, I am extremely white, would you like to see my bank balance and it's lack of excessive debt?

post hand

get the openers out cheaply and we win desu lads

>it's
Oh dear oh dear

>That celebration
still need to win this match cunt lmoa

Honestly wouldn't have minded Smith returning and doing well, but Warner doing it triggers the fuck out of me.

aus are winning this, nice

wicket looms

ya nah

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Sleep snug, dug

extremely comfy

david warners child born in england
owned

Dubs and Warner will be out in the next 10 balls.

last digits is how many cocks I shove up me LOL gay

would rather face india fuckin smash it you legends

>yfw poorner wins this

CHOKE AFRICA

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Oh nononononono

Stop making Warner look good you dumb saffers

You can see it on du pussy's face. he knows the game is already lost

Kek

Pommies to get poo'd in the semis

so not true

>tactical loss
You’ll lose against England in the semis

I have two teams in the semis ;)

umm we'll be playing poo peeland in the semis dumbcunt

tuning back in lads. hope i dont jinx it by doing so

tuning in for a memorable one

It won't have any effwct
how would the players even know

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>cuckwhaja retired hurt
what the fuck happened?

hope you do x

You're not gonna win Irvin, India will poo all over your 1st place ranking

elite fielding

hurt himself

can you imagine how mad the rest of the world will be if warner carries us to a victory here lmao

even you losers almost beat india. theyre shit mate

Carey is pretty good

but matthew wade good? not so sure

> they're shit

Exactly

This is the partnership

tim paine on never returning watch

BASED FUCKING CAREY LADS

not sure your cricket knowledge is up to scratch here lad

Would aus vs England really be the most kino final? Even with the ashes coming up?

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>she sees your dick

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KEKNER

we also beat you cunt

OH FUCK WHAT A CATCH

FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE

Save hex

GONE
GOTTEM
GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH
RAT CUNT

FUCKING CATCH

>GET OVER
>GET OVER
>GET OVER

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

why didnt these stupid cunts play like this the whole fucking tournament?

i do regularly

ta x

OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER

BOTTLED IT

THE WANNABE """REPUBLIC""" OF KEKSTRALIA

FUCK FUCK FUCK >WE WANT TO FACE INDIA YOU FUCKING CUNTS
FIX THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Standard grab

YOU JINXED IT

down to the bowlers

i jinxed it lads fuck sake

doesn't count. happened minutes later

i realize it's a dead rubber, but what's with the personal achievement >> team winning state of mind with the commentators and Warner
you didn't finish the job idiot

Its all ogre now.

DON'T JINX IT

fuck sake what have i dont
FUCK

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>couldn't beat pooth poofrika
>hoping to win wc
KEKEKEKEKEKEK

Still better than anyone else managed

needed to play his shots run rate was still quite high

not happy lads

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

*coughs off-mic*

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>require 99 in the last 10 overs with 4 wickets in hand

I reckon this one's over lads

OH NONONONONONONONONNONONONNONONONO

given the context of the game he played really well.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIDE IN YOUR DESERT PLAYING ON BOUNCY MEME GROUNDS AND NEVER USING PROPER TECHNIQUES

BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT
GET FUCKED AUSSIES. FUCK OFF

>OSAMA BIN KHAWAJA
>SMOTH
>KEKNER
>STORK
>"ENGLISH WEATHER SO SHIT :("
>MUH BEST BOWLING ATTACK IN THE WORLD
>MUH 5-0

>BLOWN
>THE
>FUCK
>OUT

>THE ANALLY RAVAGED SKIN CANCER QUARANTINE ZONE ALSO KNOWN AS AUSFAILIA

>you've a chance against them

You should be desu.
I'd fancy us beating India again, NZ too, but you we're going to lose to.
If you played NZ instead of us at least they might have knocked you out first.
Now we're fucked.

beat 'em once we'll beat em again

need some wallops from cumgod lads

t. still learning cricket

over, as in 'australia will win in the 47th over'

now THAT was a strategic loss if there was ever one

i just wanted to see england in the finals with us for fuck sake
south africa has ruined this fucking world cup.

umm so did aus sweaty

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Tahir to Carey, FOUR, the match is not over yet, till the time this guy's out in the middle, it's definitely not.

What did Cricbuzz's commentator mean by this

>t. neufag
hope you learn a lot la x

india are shit retard, england will pump them.

England want to face India
India want to face Australia
Australia want to face England

Based commentor keeping the roos from throwing the match in despair

What about peeland

aus vs nz
india vs eng
the perfect semis but these south african fucks had to ruin it

they'll BTFO india. cap this

>NZ

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we'll beat you all of ya white cunts ;)

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>Ausfalia

Its been a while since I have heard that one. I guess that meme ultimately lead to Australian shitposting dominating Yea Forums.

Why? Imo poos should play new zealand

t. 420 cricket expert

swing from the hips

i farted and it smelled so fucking bad
i cant even imagine what india must smell like on a daily basis

what is this bowling style called?

Rock paper scissors

>cap this
mark your words? wait and watch? screenshot this?

>implying it's over

eeew dont reply to my posts mr stinky!

bet it smells better than you cheating losers

>poopeelia
OH NONONONONONO

WALLOP

BASED WALLOP

What's it like to lose so close to the semis LOL

carey looks really short, how could he have had a career in afl anyway?

YES YES YES BASED CAREY KNOCK THESE FUCKIN RUNS OFF

Can't wait for watching Aussies cope when they lose to england in the semi.

HOLY KEK
COMEBACK ON THE CARDS

BASED FUCKING CAREY LADS
HIS BBL VALUE IS SKYROCKETING!

where's jinxy
come back and post la x

POO TEARS
POO TEARS
POO TEARS

>tarbooz shamsi
Oh nonoonononononononoonnoo

>Aus winning
>Carey meme batting

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;)

...

QUICK BOWL HIM OUT

India doesn't care who they face, they got this cup

>Tahin
>Amla
>Shamsi
How many paki agents does SA have?

>POOREY >POOREY >POOREY >POOREY >POOREY >POOREY >POOREY >POOREY >POOREY >POOREY >POOREY >POOREY >POOREY >POOREY >POOREY >POOREY >POOREY >POOREY >POOREY >POOREY >POOREY >POOREY >POOREY >POOREY >POOREY >POOREY >POOREY >POOREY >POOREY >POOREY >POOREY >POOREY >POOREY >POOREY >POOREY >POOREY >POOREY >POOREY

love how much we rattle other nations with our mere presence.
god i love being a big strong australian.

Lads........................

Tahir tactically dropped Carey ;)

Cahm on Saffers. GET SUM BLAHDY WICKETS!!

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Is Alex Carey related to Jim Carey?

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All according to plan ;)

Us losing is bad for you mate.

Australia loses. 56 from 34 is too much.

W I D E B A L L

Tactical stuff

t20 specialist is at the crease mate

cumWORM

bit of a dumb shot haha

OH MY

CUMM AND GONE

>poopeelia
KEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEK

9(15)

tactical dismissal

O NO ONONONONOMO

who the fuck names their kid cumming

Can Carey do this alone?

>Fat Bumming

CUMOUT

It's all tactical lads ;)

Aussies shit scared of playing England in the semis.

gay advert

bogans like the ones posting here

khawaja on coward watch

If the Windies can score 93 from 42 balls then surely you lot can do something.

AHAHAHAHAHA IT'S OVER NOW
BYE BYE POOREY

Based stark

Bollocks. Sooner be playing your lot of semi-cripples than giving the Indians another home match at Edgbaston.

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pathetic paki cunt
needs to fuck off out of this team desu

BASED PEPSICOLA

We will 100% beat you in the semis mate. Whereas you lot would crush poondia

South Africa has the most beautiful flag desu. Too bad niggers have taken over.

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Nice of Australia to give India a ticket to the final

So Australia wants to play England? So it's in their best interests to lose this match?

according to plan ;)

no nz is the easier game

OH FUCK IT'S OVER

so so so grim. fuck south africa

Doesn't matter for us. We'll beat nz or england. i just want england to play india so they make it to the finals

New Zealand is a meme team for now. Anyone in the first position in the tables will almost certainly go to the finals.

dumb cunt

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

gg

no point wheeling out Khawaja

you're not beating anyone sweaty
OH NONONONONONONONONOONONONONONONONONONONOONONONONONONONONONONOONONONONONONONONONONOONONONONONONONONONONOONONONONONONONONONONOONONONONONONONONONONOONONONONONONONONONONOONONONONONONONONONONOONONONONONONONONONONOONONONONONONONONONONOONONONONONONONONONONOONONONONONONONONONONOONO

BASED PJMORRIS

>Carey
Oh no no no no
It's party in India now

SEMIFINALS - ASHES EDITION

Part of the plan ;)

And now its finally over.

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Dude, if we were playing this game and SAF had posted 400, we'd already have chased it down by now. You're struggling against a team that hasn't even turned up. You're gonna get your asses handed to you at Edgbaston.

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genuinely think poo peeland will beat india. i just dont want england to not make the finals

>I know he can't run singles but he should have come in earlier because he is a cool head
One of the stupidest things I've ever heard from a commentator

>post yfw poorey lost the match and a century at the same time

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Do you watch the actual games or just follow the score lad?

>finals

it's final. there's only one

oh englel is making finals for sure lad ;)

for the record, India finished NUMBER ONE no matter wtf happens in the semis and finals

>Khawaja comes back to the crease despite the crippling disability of being a Muslim

Such courage

Finals will be India vs Australia and Australia will win either by ~2 wickets or ~15 runs.

>Torn hamstring
>No runner
Are runners still a thing?

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no

shame though, he actually deserved it for hanging around this long

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i dont mind losing to england if it means them making the finals. ive said from before the wc even started that i want england or nz to win.

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Blanket ban
No more
Ever

LADS

Neither. Just wind up colonials.

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>i dont mind losing to england
>coming from poopeelian
cuck

*dabs on the rest of the world and makes them seethe*
KEK

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Someone post that autist dabbing kid

Post that dabbing zoomer plz

No worries. We'll get it back with the Ashes

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It's ODI cricket dumbcunt. i just want england to do well so it hopefully rejuvenates interest in the sport a bit there.

Why’s KHawaja just come in? Is he batting injured?

SA should bowl body line desu

Kek

*rotates your out-field*
*adjusts your length*
*puts slip into fine leg*

No one ever gave a shit about ODI cricket here 2bh

It's world cup you seething cunt kek

KHA-4-JA

Starc could get more wickets than McGarth in 2007. That would make him the highest wicket taker in any one world cup. Similarly Rohit Only needs like 27 more runs to become the highest run scorer in a single world cup.

>chokafrika

KHWAJA MERE KHWAJA

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Doable

in odi cricket. plus we have 5 world cups and ive witnessed 3 of them in my lifetime. my countries not actually pathetic in cricket like yours.
at this point i just care more about the health of the game worldwide. Obviously i wouldn't be saying this if it were test cricket.

hayden on suicide watch

Reverse scoop

Good for starch
Soshit Shartma doesn't belong on top of any list

it's a single (1) four
settle down idiots

That shot should be be banned desu

we literally beat you in a home series you seeething casual cuck OH NONONONONNONONONO

LADS

WOGLOP

WALLOP
A
L
L
O
P

L A U N C H E D

shoo sebbo

What injury does Khwaja have exactly

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WALLOP

>CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE

keep swinging lad

Sachin is the top run scorer in a single world cup as of now.

>literally refuse to paly at certain grounds
>refuse to paly a day night test
>your with your best side EVER while all our best players arent in the team
>barely scrape a win
>immediately proceed to lose a him ODI series to us
you're shit at cricket mate, this is just a fact.

OH FUCK LADS
THE STARC SHOW

whoops haha

Why is Khawaja batting anyway? Don't Australia have two more players?

Starc is so based lol

SA choking against Aus right at the end is the best part of any World Cup desu.

cuckwaja can probably slog better than lyon or behrendorff stull

why any of this should matter, aren't we pathetic at cricket right sweety ;) KEKEKEKEKEK

HOLY KEK
THEY'RE CHOKING AGAIN

Is there any more shit bowler than morris?

good point, they can't win without fours and sixes

you are yeah

Chris Morris why are you so bad

then don't lose to us cunt HAHAHA ;)

>;)

Gulbadin

LOL nice meme shot

>KEKWAJA
KEK GOOD ONE DUMBCUNT LMAO

KHWAJA MERE KHWAJAAAAAAAAAAA

good fight but its over

GONE

THE COMEBACK IS OFF

BOWLED 'IM

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Based Rabada

>POOKI CUNT
HAHAHAHAHA

Is there anything like an own goal to accurately depict what Khawaja just did?

O G R E
G
R
E

>almost the perfect shot kek

clean bowled

What did he mean by this

>Suffer tournament-ending injury
>Have to come out to bat at 8 because team sucks
>Still outbat Smoth

CAM ON STARC SCORE SOME FUKKEN RUNS

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*

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SELF SUICIDE
E
L
F
SOMETHING POOKIS ARE EXPERT AT

hate khawaja lads

TOO LATE LOL

what the actual fuck was that

MY HEART

Why have there been so many Australian cricketers called Mitchell

>self suicide
Suicide in of it means killing your self/self killing. So self-self killing you say?

Baste

This better be the op next thread

Warner just needed to get another 10 runs

useless cunt

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OH DEAR OH DEAR

IT'S OVER
AUS V ENG

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Nah it can work. NVM Starc is out.

STARC BOWLED HAHAHAHA

>batting without a helmet
badass

Why is he playing his shot a metre away from where the ball was?

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DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA

oh fuck off
all you had to do was beat one of the worst teams in the tournament
The eng v aus final is dead, I hope you are proud of yourselves

GONE

WRONG SHOT MATE

>miss a straight half volley

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>implyon he won't finish this

saved.

finally

the memes in this wc have been shit tier but this is likely to still be posted over the next four years

See you in the semis you cunts

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FUCK PONTING BTW

>starch

I really really like this image

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"SOUTH AFRICA"

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Based LyGod will guide the pozzies to a victory

>implying south africa still can't choke

I guess you guys are still buttmad about 2003 final huh?

Just hit 3 6s desu

he hit it onto the stumps

Just got in

>Straya

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wait, 18 isnt that many
Just hit 3 sixes
You don't even need to hit one every ball, just every other ball

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ARE YOU ALRIGHT
ARE YOU SLEEPING THROUGH THE NIGHT
ARE YOU ALRIGHT

I don’t get it

miss one and you're all out though

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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LADS

Webum of that wicket, please

>tfw Lyon hits three 6 out of nowhere

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fucking meme match

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Yeah so don't miss one retard

fantastic match, what a way to round off the group stage

ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY
FINAL IS FUCKED

NOT OUT

see you at Edgbaston m8s

NOT OVER

Need 3 4s at least.

ITS COMING HOME LADS

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FUCK SAKE

easier said than done when you're trying to get three sixes from six balls m8

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IT'S OFFICIALLY OVER

ITS OVER
ASHES SEMIFINAL

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WOOF

ngl, i'd have 'em both in an instant

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BASED PEPSICOLA

it hurts bro

we really should have won that match

t-twins?

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SAY WITH ME LADS
THE TABLE TOPPING INDIA ;)

Yep its an Australia vs India world cup final after 16 years.

be honest, do we have a chance lads?

*chuckles heartily*

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>we
what position do you bat mate?

>couldn't even finish the match
OH GOD LOL

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hate these fucking brown indians going top of the table
we'll get our revenge in the final when we destroy england in the semis

>Australia watched from 10.30pm until literally dawn (6.30am) just to see their team lose

oh no no no no NO NO NO

TABLA INDUS
A
B
L
A

More importantly walk in the park semi

its a repeat of the last wc final

England vs New Zealand final on the cards

nah gonna have to wait til 2023 for another shot at it mate

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50/50

toss will decide it

Big brain Lyon tactically got out.

yeah, bat first and make 300+ and it's over

Edgbaston is either going to be empty or full of annoyed india fans. Based ballot.

what happened to James Faulkner? Did he retire?

Final tally

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you know when you have gotten too fat when your nipple rubs on your arm

:(

We are the top Australia are the bottoms ;)

Nah lol New Zealand is a complete meme team as of now.

Wasn't Australia supposed to be the best team in the WC?

lel its going to be full of indian fans

>afghanistan 0-9

what went wrong bros

>Implying chad Zealand won't demolish grimdia in the semis

*ahem*

England.............. ;)

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fuck australia and fuck england

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general retardation

>that fucking over against pakistan

England beat India

Lol India BTFO

Gulbadin Naib

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

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BIG
ENGLISH
NRR

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imagine losing to South Africa

would fug

I enjoy getting mine pinched and sucked by old hairy men

came close against the subcontinent teams and the west indies, they'll come back stronger 4 years later

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once they send gulbadin naib to join the taliban

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looks comfy desu
would smash in my mouth

I
T
S

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afg definitely should have beaten pakistan. that was a monumental choke

COMING

Food looks alright.
>That keyboard
Nostalgia

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH FUCK YOU SOUTH AFRICAAAAA

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imagine the smell

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as the only saffer here i haven't gotten any you's yet congratulating me for our win from the aussies. do the cunts usually just log off when they lose?

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that's nice mate

*wins the toss and chooses to bat*

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yeah need to get rid and make amends with shazad I reckon

Oh no no no no
It's like the repeat of 2003 wc. Semi against Kenya. Gets destroyed against Aussies.

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Kek.

>Ind will bet nz in the semi, englel in the final
that way we'd beat every team this wc. truly the world champions ;)

saffer who?
it's about the big 4 cunt, fuck off now

>watching doubles

holy fucking pleb

england vs new zealand is the ideal final, would be great to have a new winner

we should have nationalised Cadburys desu

Imagine if you lose to Englel twice though, that's a whole new level of humiliation

ok :(

SO SO SO TRUE

no

or

NEED to see this two cuties get BLEACHED

I'm too angry at you mr.saffa, you spolied everything.

nice eyebrows on the right :3

How come Australia qualified for the semis if they lost just now?

jerking off to bikini try on videos again lads

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I really hope india lose
they are so arrogant

>mfw thousands of Indians will be going to Edgbaston instead of Old Trafford

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fuck off cunt

tongue my anus

based ;)
there are already thousands of indians at birmingham and manchester KEK

Easy semi final at least.

India will be a different beast

they are exchanging tickets tonight

listening to atreyus cover of you give love a bad name

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you can bet on that. remember how slowly dhoni and company played? ya they still reached within an arms reach, you can bet that they will be better prepared

Nigger we already beat them, and we always beat them at Edgebaston.
We're fucked.

Talking about the ones who bought tickets to the wrong game lol

Check out Kat Wonders, you'll break your dick jerking off to her.

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>no 1 Test team
>no 2 ODI team
>table topping in WC
>soon to be World Champions
Are other teams even competing ;)

Was anyone watching with the football being on?

not a fan of blondes

her tits/body are shit imo

that was literally the tactical loss lad ;)

NO NO NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

oh good, in that case link me a few

Yep, tactical throw to make thousands of poos seethe they're going to the wrong game, that's what I call based

Literally don't care who wins the World Cup now lads. God bless the /FabFour/

that's a long time off for the lads

hope they don't get rusty

dis

India was way easier for you mate
This is bad for england

...

youtube.com/watch?v=1RvfDkzUOos

i

and definitely dis
and guess who gets the play the hard fought winners, surely mentally and physically tired af ;)

don't

natalie roush

like

Chin up lad

cricket

oh

no

i loves it

Was a serious question.

youtube.com/watch?v=w4HJfcecgos

Business idea: Learn how to direct everyone to the new thread

NEW

most whites (5 million) are interested in in cricket.

At Edgbaston? More chance than we would have had against India.

Not feeling very well, all of a sudden.

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