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This is the thread
first for bunda
CLAWJA
Based
Happy Heem Day
Fuck France.
Wake up Ben, Colby, Khabib, and Usman
haven't been this excited for a card for so long, lads
Colby might be cringe, but that pic is alpha male as fuck. I'm not a huge Trump fan, but I do appreciate how mad he makes liberals.
okay this is epic
Jones lose tonight.
Why yes i'm
>the two (2) time
>Back to back
>UFC 234
>Espn: Ngannou vs Velazquez
>Heem picks Champion
How could you tell?
>mma
>real sport
>but I do appreciate how mad he makes liberals.
yeah lmao, hiring a nigger prostitute is so epic lol
that'll really show those damn liberals!
Greetings /Heem/ and heemsters
You make like 3 sets of picks that's why finsperg
It sure does, you are practically crying user
I only got one (1) pick. And taken home the strap.
>back to back
Those cards had like 5 months between them, you would win more often than that picking randomly
kek lads put heem to shame
Artem Lobov strikes fear into the heart of box cucks
wtf,is that jorge on his lap?
This is why he lost. Don't masturbate if you want to be a winner.
mee too, i might even watch the main event live
>completely missing the point of my post
i'm not a liberal you daft cunt
hiring a nigger prostitute isn't exactly "conservative", is it?
favourite female fighter by the way?
boom roasted
Kek
Artem loses to holly holm unironically
bet the house on thick Masvidal
Look at that left buttcheek tense up, fuaaaark colby doesn't even need to imagine the smell
UFC 234: Feb 10
Vazquez vs Ngannou: feb 17
You can send your apology to my secretary.
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based or cringe
It sure is, it makes blacks Seth. Also you are thick as fuck he is making it look like it is Amanda nines you dafty
Don't really have a favourite, used to be Rose but it is probably Claudja now
im waking up for it
Toi tu pourris déja /fr/ alors commence pas ici fils de pute.
Amanda looks like she's about to piss herself at the weigh in lmao this is going to be easy money betting on my waifu Holly
nice phoneposting, you utter faggot
Have sex
this is the thread
Colby bless
I been phone posting for years gotta problem ya faggot
Je vais rester là sale nègre. Retourne sur /fr/ sac à merde.
I might just be boring and make a safe Holm + Masvidal + Jones acca.
I wouldn't say its free money but pretty close.
marreta will fold jones like an enchilada
Reeeeeeeeee speak English or gtfo
I have a fetish that makes me want to put my penis inside her.
Aie du sexe
I wouldn't trust that literal who pick in the middle
Honestly if they want to make Amanda Nunes a draw they should allow her to fuck whoever she beats with a strap on in the middle of the octagon.
Also will we get real ultimate surrender fights in our lifetime lads?
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based or cringe
Let mexican dude make the next one
I told him "fucking nigger go back to /fr/".
Lol the odds he is a nigger are 90%
Maybe someday you losers will make the decision to stop being poor
This whole thread is cringe. Redo this thread.
t. Jamalion Luigi McGonzalez
Is aie due sexe have sex in French. You got btfo
oh no no no
JUST
Redit we made it!
who is she? What is going on? Where in france do I go for beautiful women?
Kek
MY bread is chill bro
So what this is atzlan clay
Thank you, sir. You're rare one.
you sick fuck.
It was always uphill.
Cringe
Based and Danapilled
C&B
If you are a nigger, you are already btfo. And I have sex.
Ultimate surrender is fucking amazing I really wish they really fought though, I wouldnt even care if they weren't allowed to strike
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based or cringe
Stop lusting after children.
Fuck off you spamming cunt you have posted this like 4 times
Go to swiss.
Harder to watch than Schaub's special
who is the worst top 5 ranked striker?
Don't forget about going 0/5 for ufc 226
I can't afford to lose my GF, brehs. I love her too much.
me
askren
Covington
l'm trying.
This.
Good to hear you have a gf. Based.
Cringe but this is 4d chess.
damn amanda nunes look like that?!
Reminder that Holly got sheem wobbly'd by Honda. Nunes is going to sleep her.
top 1 most overrated women in the world:
1. french
Tabarnak vous-allez tu fermez vos yeules à un moment donné? J'viens pas icitte pour lire des tapettes de français se chamailler. Prochaine fois j'vous knock the fuck out.
Can(t wait to wake up at 4 a.m for the main event
your mom is a tabernacle
Aint fair lads it simply aint fair
who tf takin picks my nigga like gotdamn muhfukkin day of the fights nigga getcho muhfukkin ass in this bitch, shit yo
Absolument basé
What will have to happen tonight to convince you that today is truly /heem/ day instead of santos just being another Brazilian with terrible english?
For me its
>jones
>holm
>askren
>rockhold
>chiesa
All getting brutally heemed
unironically based holy shit
chad
Heem day
Yo deez krakkkazzzz trippin fr fr
Rousey was heavy handed, iron chinned, had top tier grappling and still managed to get fucked up.
What is Tarverdyan up to recently ?
Tonight could very well be a 1st round clean sweep when you think about.
I'd heem you under a round ( Provided you don't cover yourself in vaseline first )
Did you buy a wooden block for snacks?
How is Luke's power so shit? I literally can't remember him heeming someone ever despite being a big guy with good technique. Shit, he hit Chinlet Weidman with 500 unanswered punches and still couldn't heem him
*waddles towards you*
Dana looks in better shape than DC.
well, only one of them is allowed to be on steroids
Anyone else think Stipe is a complete bitch, got knocked out by DC then sat on the sidelines crying for more than a year refusing to fight anyone unless he got a rematch for the title and now since he cried enough he got one
It's based. Askren is so cringe he fell through into based territory. Also, appreciate the Danis line at the end.
Just isnt good enough. I assume his past success was because MMA wasn't so great back then. But I'm a 215er so I wouldn't know.
>Turned into a panic wrestler by Ronda
>This is one of the GOAT female boxers
When you look at rock hold, you can say "oh yeah this looks like his natural weight, he shouldn't have been cutting" but then look at dc you really have to ask yourself how can he have such a high bodyfat but use cutting as an excuse?
No, I will chop em to pieces and worm up sauna
He should have fought someone else beforehand, yeah. He is the legit #1 contender though.
Imagine thinking this guy has any chance at 205
Dana is the most powerful fighter in the ufc. He can literally fight off several ufc fighters at the same time and win, thats why he's the only one in-between the fighters at the ceremonial weigh ins.
Stipe is Bellator bound.
Stipe vs Bader is the fight to make
who would he have fought
In hindsight, the only impressive wins from his SF career are Jacare and Kennedy, which are the only two decision wins of his career
>feels the need to take a picture and show everyone that he had sex with a hooker
so alpha
Stop posting attractive females.
Could have fought Cain.
Would you heem Fury in a sauna elimination contest?
*tips in your direction*
thawlts on this bunda?
Will Woodley ever get a title shot again or is Dana going to bury him?
The smallest ass that ever turned me on
Heeminder to join the /heem/ Whatsapp group if you have a dick over 7,5 inches
Usman beats Colby
Tyron beats Colby after waiting a year because muh hands
Tyron-Usman 2
You want men instead?
He'll get a title shot if he actually fights and wins.
Explain what the pic is about. The same person?
Very patrician.
good site for stream lads?
I always thought she was flat. Those sweaters deceived me
You can call him a bitch and all but if he does win he had every right to do so. He got Jew'd hard by DC with eyepokes and after that the entire Lesnar drama took too long. We could have had the rematch 6 months ago already if DC didn't wait for Lesnar. Fight will be good
I second this. Post Acestream code if you can :3
I'm not going to make it anons. Have a good heemy night.
one more run at the strap, vato
>That hideous claw.
I'm new here, why do you call it heem day?
Prime Diego heems himself
what if no one gets heemed
HEEM
DAY
goodnight other fin.
I could heem everybody in this thread
(PS - what does heem mean?)
>Prime Alizeéééé before the fall.
Tank Abbott is bad.
The OG Heem Day
then we become figuratively heemed
there's no escape from the heems on Heem Day
Man I fucking knew I recognized the girl on the left. Priscilla betti. I love her Whenever whatever cover that I saw on YouTube. Bully Eilish could be pretty sexy if she dropped the dying hair bullshit. Based frogposter
Oh buddeh, someone will get heemed.
Suck off
Happy heem day everyone.
For those that don't know, heemday is the day when the heem prophet himself wondered through the desert until he came across a spot upon which he would construct the first MMA gym in the world.
Give a bj to.
can someone tell me if any of the fights tonight have wrestler...i cant fukken stand to watch two men having sex on a matt...use the bed like normal people
please someone every match last week was disgusting grapple i cant take it tonight i rather watch baseball and i hate fukken baseball
'
Thawlts?
I sorry Jon.. it’s heem day.
>First fight isnt for another 3 bongs and 35 bings
please someone are tonight fighter hugger or fighter
All the underdogs are getting heemed on heem day. If you're betting on Santos, Holm, Masvidal, Rockhold, or Sanchez you're a retard.
Sssshh no wrestling, only heems now.
When is the last time a card was this spicy?
They all have wrestlers, cazzie. The sport you're looking for is called muay thai.
Rencountre and Marshman have no chance.
Putting an awful lot of faith into those beaners and HUE HUE beaners
gotta sleep heem you later
cmon i know youre out there...fighter or grappler
Updated lines
Only thing i envy about burgerbros is how they're able to watch cards live without flipping thier sleeping patterns
How many hours left?
>moo thai
hes coaching that edmen shabarian guy who fights today
Rockhold is -250 now. Money moved towards him
will i be watch 3 minutes of hugging for every fight or a combination of both
Jan heems Luke
Yea no shit . Look at the bottom line odds. It's quite a stretch
I have a diego/giblert $5 parlay that pays $62.
>Asking if a man is gonna put their face in another man's crotch in a Ben Askren fight
HAh, I thought I saw him in the "weigh ins". Isn't he quite a hack?
Im just saying. If it falls down anywhere, it'll be there.
No wrestlers, enjoy the card. If you can't wait until then I recommend you watch some striking highlights from Gregor Gillespie, Demian Maia, Jon Fitch or the ADCC
is it true DC unironically has a tyroid issue?
I invented the term cheeky fiver
hey a jew talking about shekels...it like a black person talking about fried chicken
Hey Fren how are you today...Jesus loves you
4
>He fell for the Santos meme
>thyroid issue
thyroid issues only account for a 50-150 calorie difference in daily BMR. If you know you have a thyroid issue you just need to have 3 less cookies a day and you're square.
It's a mix match of his guys over achieving for underwhelming performances. And when they got stopped, his reaction became comical, thus leading people to call him a hack.
Masvidal is calling Askren racist, Three piece XD is officially reddit and Askren is officially heem
who is ben askren..im new to heem...does he hug or does he kick and box
BEAUTIFUL champ
Edmond could heem everybody itt
literally last time aka 238
Some MMA fighters could survive 12 rounds with Canelo. Canelo couldn't survive 3 minutes in the octagon against anyone in UFC
LMAO XD
This post is literally my spirit animal
He's a man who puts his face in another mans crotch.
the smell...disgusting
magumbo gonna heem that curly headed fag
Obviously, but he's not allowed use his fists as they are licensed deadly weapons.
European MMA fans are underrated. Americand would never stay up until 4 am to watch a main event. Respect.
Not a single ufc fighter within 30 pounds of Canelo would last more than 3 rounds with canelo.
canelo with 3 month training camp knocks out a large amount of UFC fighters.
I am the only none cazzie here
Well, he can't afford decent hookers for his cringe promos.
Name a fighter with more heart
Masvidalfags and dana are gonna be seething when funkyben wrestlefucks him to a decision.
thats an urban legend liam patrick
235 was real good
what does heem mean
ufc featherweight conor mcgregor
>I am the only none cazzie here
Only newfaggots use that buzzword.
paige van zant
Imagine believing this lol
Ben Askren and Khabib compete for top adult male film star for soft core performance of the year, while still fighting for the UFC.
I've been here for years and I still don't know
It took a lot of heart to lay on the canvas for 14 minutes vs Bones
cmon guys the hugging is very gay and now youre telling me guys are sucking cock on the matt...what kind of homo sport is mma
I think Curlyhair is a pretty cool guy. Eh heems cazzies and doesn't afraid of anything.
t. caz
It's a Heem Day so no wrestling is allowed
unironically
Ronda can still win.
Being a cazzie is patrician. Imagine devoting large portions of your life to following cage fighting LMAO
Hey
Everybody,
Eat
Manure
Imagine being a cazzie Mong like you. Name me one UFC fighter who could last more than 3 rounds with Canelo
>tfw Ben ruins your payday
against kickers Canelo could hold his only but those fukken homo huggers is another until subject indeed
...
Yeah it's pretty gay and pathetic but a lot of people here seems to like it. I guess they are gay.
here
everyone
embraces
muslims
Well some people use it because it's a synonym for hitting. Some use it cause it sounds kinda like the wheezing noise people make when they got knocked out with a concussion.
Or, if you wanna be a cool kid. Make up your own
He
Eats
Every
Hamburger
Happy Heem day yall.
May the heem gods smile with cte upon us and bless us with good refs and plenty of spinning shit. Give Diego Sanchez the power of the memes and save us from wmma clinching up against the cage.
Heem bless.
Amen
are either of them fighting tonight because if so baseball here i come
Spoon sex using your anus to wank off men
Post your slips lads.
*Triggers chicanos
Literally all of them besides Ryan Hall. You're telling me you honestly believe Canelo would KO a middleweight in 3 rounds? Retard.
i knon i know im new but someone told me last week...its the sound the person makes right before he/she gets knock out
Cool, thought so.
The most KINO outcome of tonight:
Jones gets heemed to the shadowrealm almost Schaubesque
Holm head kicks KO's Nunes in the 2nd
Askren wrestlefucks for 15 minutes getting the crowd to boo
Rockhold wins with a question mark kick KO round 1 and calls out Jones
Sanchez wins a CTE brawl to start the main card
>Well some people use it because it's a synonym for hitting. Some use it cause it sounds kinda like the wheezing noise people make when they got knocked out with a concussion.
Just stop kid. You're embarassing yourself.
Good shit here. Dan Hardy and Masvidal chopping it up. I'm only 6 minutes in and theyre reminiscing about Burt Watson. Hardy says he started a promotion.
Yes, but he's fighting a crazy Cuban Beaner who claims he's going to castrate him in the ring if he tries that shit. Also the big lanky black guy named Jon Jones may or may not be the Anti Christ, and and everyone always wonders if he can be beat. Also the women are guaranteed HEEM.
Didnt some brazilian commentator say some shit like "heeem schleeeeepy" or some shit like that in some jungle fight. Seems familiar to me.
Hahahahahahahah get out of my site you cazzie sperg. I am going to have to block Americans now because of you cazzie scum.
no
>cutbabby’d to fight midgets
>heart
lol no
I actually want Jones to win for the 1st time because Johnny Walker Vs JJ would be absolute kino
I will go and wank off on my balcony naked if Marreta wins
I'm sure he did. I don't know what it actually means.
Ate some off meat yesterday and now I've had the Schaubs all day
Lads is BT sport still going ahead and making this card box office only? Because I usually record every card on BT sport 1 and watch it the next morning checked the schedule on me telly just now and it says pre fight show is on at 10-11 pm and then the preview for half an hour and then it just says UFC prelims from 11:30-3:00 am surely that is the whole show?
Should I record the prelims and hope it is the whole show or stay up all night and try find a stream? The card is stacked I really don't want to miss it.
Imagine how salty Jorge will be after Askren literally just lays on top of him for 15 minutes. It will be Rockhold-Bisping levels of seethe.
bjj only works because stomps and soccer kicks to the anus are illegal
The main card is ppv only, starts 3am.
Heem Everyone Even Myself
It's £20
Why would they suddenly make a pay per view free? They've definitely been advertising it that way
You would be the guy to bite the balls during a triangle wouldn't you.
I wouldn't be there because I soccer kicked your anus.
Shut the fuck up, idiot.
heres hoping for the beaner to knock him out with a kick to the head...okay im in but any fukken homo hugging again and I out for good...i got a boner last week
I'll bite your mother's balls lmao
I AM THE STORM
are those titays real or store brought titays...
CTE for sure
Expensive fake tiddies
Fun fact: If you google the word "mutt", it shows a picture of Askren's kids
real
not that user, but I can assure you that they are not real
LMAO
I found halwanis reactions to be quite amusing, hovered between fear and concern mostly. How the fuck did he not crack up at those antics.
wats in him hands...allah akbar or a ring
>paying for ppvs
He's seen a lot crazier shit.
Remember when Mayhem Miller went ballistic on the set of his show?
Its a mini murder /k/ube
That would be the box m8
>it's HEEM day, my dudes!
Gonna wake up at 5am to stream that shit then hit the gym like a doctah
His wife and kids are white and so is he wtf
>2:45
>Thanks a lot, jew.
Is Mayhem, I daresay, antisemitic?
the woodley one is even worse
>instagram.com
>Dillon Dannis sucks
Based
staying awake for it*
Yeah forgot about that shit. I suppose Rampage strangling him would help with that conditioning as well
>HO-Kaaay, naow we wheel LURN the HAR of zoo-zit-su
>Here, put on thees payama, it wheel halp me grip
>No, no, you canna slam
>No, no, you canna strai, no strai king in zoo-zit-su
>there ees no greater har than zoo-zit-su
yuck
Based and hespec pilled
coolness....can they do this in the ring or is this move illegal like most canadian
Jorge will unironically KO Asscream in under 30 seconds
Can Holm beat Nunes? And how?
Embarrassing. Woodley will quickly become the new Hendricks
It wouldn't be as bad if Woodley didn't take his rap 'career' so seriously.
Ah so it is on box office and I can't watch it like I used to on BT sport, thanks lads time to cancel BT
Jiu Jitsu is very effective against one specific type of person- someone who knows what wrestling or some other grappling is, but has never heard of BJJ. So for example against an American who has wrestled in school (very common), it can be very useful and practical
most of the time it just gets your head stomped tho lol
I whaana fiyscch for tha tiyal in braascheel.
Nunes english accent is the funniest shit ever. That trash talk between her and Shevchenko was gold.
Should’ve started with that WOKE bullshit too.
This
Fuck BT, remember to tell them this is why you are cancelling
decision by pointfighting
Shouldn’t have*
Yes, the same way that Shevchenko beat her
her insta is matesmadalina_ brehs
Nunes bull rushes in. Eats a 1 2, gets stunned goes for a clinch. Holm steps to the side and kick to the jaw. Nunes drops, holms follows up with 5 ineffectual hammer fists and herb dean stops the fight
>herb dean stopping the fight
lol
literally all of these picks are wrong
>gets your head stomped
Cringe and poor gripspilled. If you are doing everything right, getting a solid takedown and maintaining your guard, you'll control the FUCK out of someone who doesnt know anything about grappling. Though if you mean getting your head stomped by his buddy or something ya true
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Cucuy bless
>jones final round
Cant wait for him to bust out the headkicks on this goon
The problem is all jokes aside jui jitsu in the west is the chosen combat sport of sjws, pussies and fags. I once hit a guy who was a genuine brown belt with a jab and he started to cry
cringe by all standards
What the fuck is wrong with you
I invented the /heem/ meme and will be charging $6 per usage. My lawyers are currently combing through the archives and documenting every instance of copyright infringement. You can all expect letters from my firm in the coming weeks.
how much does BT cost?
HAPPY HEEM DAY LADS
flag doesn't check out 100%... Are you from New York by any chance?
Official /ourboy/ list
>Cejudo
>Holloway
>Zabit
>Khabib
>Tony
>Usman
>Masvidal
>Israel
>Cormier
>Smith
>Black Beast
She hishes and yishes her way to a split decision
If my ringworm is all white and no longer has the ring then is it finally dead?
94022335
possibly the worst list ive ever seen
cant even spare a (you) for that
How to become like Tony?
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Sorry I forgot Ngannou
just cut it out with a knife
Be ready because jones lose tonight.
why in all these pictures are the men so obviously ashamed.. even when trying to hide it you can see it behind their eyes.
He just sounds like a bitch that went to a mcdojo
We live in a society
Askren is a drawl
Masvidal is a drawl
I’m thinking the fight ends in a drawl
28-28
Santos is going to heem Jones so bad he's gonna turn into Eli Porter.
>'I-I'm the GOAT, guys!
Ben flushedkren
>is fat
>has a fat wife
>has 2 fat kids
>has 1 dead (probably fat) daughter
>thinks he's the GOAT
What do we think of papa johns wings lads
user is edgy
4/10.
mcregor won 3 rounds against floyd, and made it to round 10.
You now realize that Jones is gonna dominate for at least another 6 years.
We could realistically see Jones go to 50-0
Based.
Fuck
found the fatty
going to the supermarket stock on snacks for tonight
any suggestions? The less healthy the better, I've been eating salad all week
I'm not watching the Nunes vs Holm fight because of all the other things I could be doing at that time
Here are your FREE MONEY picks for tonight
Jones
Nunes
Masvidal
Rockhold
Chiesa
Allen
Vera
Gadelha
Song
Shahbazyan
Naurdiev
Avila
Personalities and shitposters and other types of mentally ill nobodies need not respond. Your autistic reasons for supporting Askren aren't relevant.
get a thing of breyers heath bar ice cream
Kettle Brand New York Cheddar
Best chip on the market. But your favela probably doesn't have that so Doritos or Pringles I guess.
You just picked all the favorites minus Masvidal?
Peach rings
>Avila
how much more of a bum is his opponent
bullshit. you don't even know the meaning of heem or its origin.
Just so happened to line up that way. Diego is a bit of a live dog though.
Bookies adores you
bet a dollar on its such free money.
freezing here. No Ice creams
you'd be surprised
love peaches my guy
this is so casual it has to be b8
>unironically thinking Masvidal has a chance
Cringe
Line on Jones/Santos moving towards Santos some. -680 to -620 the last couple hours.
Sanchez, Perez, and Jan are all live to me but I monstly agree with the favorites. I could see Holm winning a decision but not likely. Shahbazyan and Naurdiev should were the plays to get in on early.
Gadelha is getting gadoosh (again)
The over/under on that fight is the highest to go the distance on the card. Over 2.5 is -400
ugh i want to stay up but i have an open mat at 930
sip that monster and get it done brüder
which one of these dudes is banging this thot
how many bings and bongs?
Body language says it all
macaco soup
uh where can I find the videos
but i gotta get up and drive to mastricht and heem some lanky nederlanders tomorrow
In Sweden.
what time is prelims
Maastricht is one of the shortest places in Käseland tho so you should be fine
Masvidal gets 1 10-8
Ben wins the other two
A drawl is +6500
xhamster
Paige vanzant is a whore
These are french photoshoots made for virtue signalling in various newspapers. This is what matriarchy looks like
2 bongs 30 bings
Yesterday
i said unhealthy snacks
refugees have it so easy
How do I become one?
>And Jamal ... was actually a fucking yellow faced insectoid race muncher.
IIRC, the dudes are in a gay relationship.
sorry to disappoint you brazil bro, but these pictures are the 0.00001% and are taken specifically for news papers. almost all refugees are in specifically designated camps.
fly to syria
lose your ID and move to sweden
claim you're 14 and that you're seeking asylum (you could be 30 and they'll still take your word for it)
let sven prep you to take his wife
>Having refugees
Why do white people do this?
whats the most shit teir cities in nederland you think?
bros i woke up too early and now im afraid i'll be too tired to stay up and watch the fights
I invented ">round 2 begins" posting
It'll be over by 12:00 though?
Look into race realism and you'll understand.
Different races express different levels of aggression, criminality, compassion etc at a group level.
What time does main card start UK time?
Could thiago santos heem a lion?
digits confirm
>Jamal... WAS A FUCKING GOOK!! An actual zipperhead barber, can you believe it??
How did he get away with it?
>4444
checked, it's starting 3am i think.
I woke up at 4 and I'm already getting drowsy
>Burger complaining about staying up untill ~12
Unless you are a boomer, what is wrong with you?
Okay but niggers hate whites so what gives
>he doesn't wake up at 8:30 and watch the fights with a cuppa and a biccy on sunday afternoon
lmaoing at your """life"""
shut the fuck up
I woke up at 5pm
Then take a nappy poo you pussy bitch
Imo Almere and probably Urk. Best city might be Groningen
fuggin heem day yall
she's really not that attractive....
joanna or bust. (claimed btw)
fairy snuff then tbqh
>i miss being unemployed and watching the fights till 7am every weekend
whites dont run their own countries. big business jews who control everything let the shitskins in for economic/political reasons
How many bongs until the fight?
I have a job, but I get cucked once a month by the UFC and they fuck my sleep routine
what about in limburg area? just wondering cuz i may be moving there
Well maybe they should that's PRETTY dumb guys, do better. I don't know how you have so much tolerance for people who hate you.
little over 2 hours
6 til main
Barrys tea and a hob knob.
we're all just peaches in the cream my guy
How many bongs, brudi?
sechs stunden bis zu main karte
>Barrys tea
good post
For shore, B. Pear of a bear.
Female fight is trash.
danke dir, brate
Eurosludge, what's a good brew? I've been drinking yorkshire tea.
normally i would take a fap break during wmma but holm and nunes can actually deliver heems
Askren wins by bulldog choke again
I have no idea, never been there mate. Maybe some other kaaskop can answer you
You need to be african (or look like one)
These people don't understand. A year or two ago a french couple were acclaimed by the local press because they were opening their door to a bunch of migrants.. Until recently when they realized that they were a bunch of violent and sexually agressive nignogs and they didn't feel safe in their own home anymore. It's all about virtue signalling and good boy points, especially for the women.
how many bongs?
youtu.be
Nunes weighed in 135 exact with the towel and even then i think she was a little over but that faggot quickly changed the meter. Holly weighs in at 133.5, why is she not closer to 135? nunes is gonna be 10-15 lbs heavier than her, what a joke.
I just took a nap to counter this myself i was out by 930 last night
bobert v yoel 2 was the most heart I've ever seen
Pretty sure they are trannies.
youtube.com
jones is 217 lbs and will most likely be 220 minimum at fight time. Why can't weighins be on the day of the fight? the whole sport is a joke, cutbabbys everywhere.
Please add me to picks
Jones
Nunes
Askren
Rockhold
Sanchez
Allen
HEEM
THIS CARD
INSIDE
Huh, why is DC on thumbnail? Have I fallen through a wormhole again?
How does he do against Khabib?
>why cant fighters dehydrate their brains the exact day they punch each other?
Dumbass. 205-220 isnt even a big cut, fucking rockhold probably cut more than that, fuck outta here, dork
Got that shape in 12 months, all hard work
kek look at holm/nunes weighing in with those ufc sport bras, their nipples are rockhard, it's not even a bra.
Jones
Nunes
Askren
Jan
Chiesa
>supporting cutbabbying
>why can't fighters fight in their own divisions instead of dehydrating themselves and fighting smaller opponents
absolute state of burgers. Doesn't matter if rockhold or jones or anyone does it, it's still a meme and the sport is cucked because of them.
>POOOOOOSTTIIIIIINGG
>FROM HIS MOOOOOOMSS BAAASEMENT
>AAAAAAAAAANOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>BKFC paid Paulie a million dollars to fight for them
lmao
The idea is so that people don't cut weight, although retards and those who kill themselves over any small advantage still would.
Holy fuck, the latest embedded is full of memes.
>Holm/Nunes wearing seethrough bras
>Jones copying santos warcry
kek
Give me 3 reasons and an explaination point as to why masvidal doesnt beat askren tonight.
They only have 18k ppv buys as well I doubt they even broke even on the event since they spent so much money on it
Masvidal has like 30 loses
Ben has none
too emotional
its cody vs cruz all over again
Flat zipperhead
What the FUCK is his problem?
What is the best choke to do while in mount?
Is this true?
Who is Luke Rockhold? That nobody
>alignment
it's not that hard
Britfag here who hasn't seen any UFC since McGregor.
Sell UFC 239. Should I stay up for 03:00?
What if Asscream flatlines Masvidal?
>too emotional
>not realizing jorge doesnt hate askren and is selling the fight
Jones
Nunes
Jorge
Rockhold
Sanchez
Jones
Nunes
Masvidal
Blachowicz
Chiesa
Thought about that earlier, imagine him brushing up his striking to get a decent surprise hit
go to bed after askren
Do you have BT? It's on Box Office so you have to pay extra for this one unless you stream
Not selling you shit, just letting you know
cross collar
>tfw alone on heem day
Jones
Nunes
Askren
Jan
Chisea
Melendez
Vera
Perez
Edmen
(The guy that doesnt look like forrest gump)
Santos
Nunes
Masvidal
Blachowicz
Chiesa
he heems cejudo
Jones
Nunes
Askren
Jan
Chiesa
heem yourself
What difference does it make if every fighter is cutting weight like youre saying?
>w-weight cutting n-no good cuz i said s-so!!!
Think you’re just jealous the only weight you drop is the liquid that pours out of your asshole and vagina, pussy
t. roast
that's why I'm laughing but even if they could why in the hell to give that idiot 1m?
Weight classes should be based on height not weight
Imagine DC vs Max
A small sum to pay to BTFO /box/ forever
First thing, what?
Second thing, she handled that like a fucking champ.
Jones
Nunes
Askren
Rockhold
Chiesa
Jones
Nunes
Askren
Luke
Chiesa
Jones
Holms
Masvidal
Rockhold
Sanchez
>HURR DURR I WATCH THE SCHMO HE'S DA BESTEST
Just fucking with you
OUR GUY
ALSO TONY FERGUSON
youtube.com
/Heem/ already got btfo forever by /box/ when old man floyd embarrased McGregor
Does The Schmo have ass burgers?
conor won the story and the war, friend.
Santos
Holm
Masvidal
Blachowitz
Sanchez
artem won the rematch. Off to Yea Forums you go
Askren popped for hemorrhoids
Yeah I enjoyed the final page if the story when concussed mcgregor cried in the locker room and said "I am sorry" to his daddy Dana and his family then drank away his sorrows
...
>boxing GOAT loses rounds to retarded cokehead
>boxing world champ loses to sub-.500 record mma BUM
Migrate to
>watching ep2 of the contender series to kill time
>literally every single fight was 15 minutes of man hugging
mma is finished
What the fuck is this? Mods are retarded. Power abuse.
I'm hyped for Masvidal vs Asscrain but i know it's gonna end like every other fight Ben is in
Unban me or i promise this thread will get heemed from now on, worse than spammy.
Based Ameribro!
Did someone post a prediction table for main card?
I wanna smonk Calvin kattars tight BUTTHOLE WITH MY BOSTON SALMON
Santos
Holmes
Masvidal
Chiesa
Blachowichz
>Jones
>Holm
>Askren
>Blachowicz
>Sanchez
cant wait for cockhold vs smif
Jones
Holm
Masvidal
Rockhold
Sanchez
Melendez
Vera
Gadelha
Yadong
That was horrible
jones
nunes
askren
jan