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Bruno to united confirmed

He doesn't want to play for Dominican Republic though, he wants to try for Spain. Chances are he's going to eventually go back to DR when he realizes he has no chance, like Leon Bailey did for Jamaica, or Patrick van Aanholt wants to do for Curacao

They should call up Noam Baumann. He's pretty solid, but he's never going to get to play for Switzerland

are chelsea best set up to play 343/352 going forward?

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how much cocaine are you on right now?

Not enough

>everything about this, from the flag, the pic and the post

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>Willy
>Cummings
tee hee hee

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championship tier

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Where will Icardi go?

>keeper
>name is Kepa

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Antoine Griezmann's transfer saga looks set to drag on for at least another week and the wantaway forward has informed Atletico Madrid that he won't be reporting for training on Sunday.

Los Rojiblancos had made it clear that the Frenchman is expected to turn up on Sunday for pre-season training, and that disciplinary action will be taken should he not fulfil his contractual duties, but it appears he will not show up.

He is believed to be unhappy with the way the situation has played out.

marca.com/en/football/spanish-football/2019/07/06/5d20cea0268e3e042a8b4607.html

AMA

I think about killing myself everyday

China probably. Nobody seems to want to take him

Why would he turn up? What are they gonna do if he doesn’t? Sell him?

Wanda would never approve of a China deal, how dare you

So does everyone. Get over yourself

>check out Celtic's signings
>that Belgian's name

I wonder if he has blue or green eyes

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Thoughts on rimming?

Nobody in Europe will buy him. Maybe LA galaxy then?

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Love rimmin bitches
‘Ate rimmin lads

people actually care about the 3rd/4th place playoff in any tournament?

Lol

>Callum Hudson-Odoi
What a joke, he's one of the main reasons Sarri is gone.

> Be Sarri in December
> Everything is fine, future looks bright, everyone loves me
> Only negative is smoking is banned everywhere
> Then Bayern try to sign a fringe pacey black kid
> Odoi wasn't gonna play a single game all season
> Chelsea management forced to pay Odoi big bucks now
> Bayern continue to try to buy him
> English media hail Odoi as the next Pele and Messi all rolled up in one player
> Chelsea management complain to Sarri that Odoi is being paid the big bucks
> Odoi has to play now
> Sarri now understands Babyoko and Conte
> Chelsea management completely disrespect Sarri in front of team
> Team loses respect in Sarri
> Bye Bye Sarri

Holy fuck, what a name.

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No. Not even the players

I cared in 2014 when we beat Brazil

MAURO ICARDI • WELCOME TO INTERNAZIONALE MIAMI CF • TRICKS, SKILLS AND PHOTOS OF WANDA NARA • SEE YOU AGAIN REMIX

will he steal beckham's kids?

If American women win then americans will be insufferable again and making football all about politics
If Dutch women win then the Dutch media will claim how their women's team is better than their men's team, all time

Fuck, no good choices here

Just got 10x gamer girl bathwater

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This would be banter. But Becks is just so delicious nobody will ever steal his family

>girl

>>Dani Olmo to Tottenham
God I love Tottenham

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Why is she wearing headphone in the bath?

I really want to hate her, but I can't deny she's done an excellent job cornering a market

>Why is she wearing headphone in the bath?
bet you shower naked too

So she can sell gamer girl ear sweat in a few years

I agree I'm fucking impressed with how she milks these thirsty tards

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gamer girl pee when

But olmo is going to united I thought

Yeah, it's a market I wish didn't exist. But she's succeeded in volumes other people have failed to reach. I guess I hate the system, more than I hate her

Lads. I am so bored of waiting for Bruno and Maguire to united. When the fuck are they going to be confirmed

are city supposed to be signing anyone except for the dm from atleti?

She’s just a cutie who is good at business.

I thought de Ligt had already gone to Juve

Mostly just memeing but he's a talent aviable for a good price. Haven't seen any manu rumours but I might have missed some.

They don’t really need anything else. Maybe a CB

They might be in for another CB since Kompany's left

reminder that I said that he's going to barca at the end of the window when mino have done mino things for his wages

freak nerd

Maybe he’ll go city

belles bathwater to user on a loan deal when?

another RB for depth (Cancelo) have been rumoured and Maguire

Lads. Do you prefer to spaff on a girls face or in her mouth?

reminder /trans/ was once good

Who is better Cancelo or Semedo?

Mouth if she swallows, hair if she won't

Real Madrid rn (right now)

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It was indeed once good. It’s now great. Yay!

>African customers
Grim.

Liverpool ever gonna sign anybody?

Ew. Why hair?

where did they get all this bread from?

cancelo is better offensively supposedly and kinda shit at defending

It's a nightmare to get out. Makes swallowing in future seem preferable by comparison

They’re deciding if they want to win the net spend cup

God knows they have no chance of winning the league

twitter.com/LFC/status/1147456533514596357

just signed the black van dijk m8

Tbf semen is gross

Ox like a new signing la

Van dijk is black

Shit tho

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Just sold Theo

Do people actually think Batshuayi is better than Giroud ?

depends what you’re expecting of them. If it’s scoring goals then Batty boy is better

Giroud's ratio is great m8 and was good everytime he played.

>Ligue 1 champions Paris Saint-Germain have confirmed the signing of 19-year-old goalkeeper Marcin Bulka on a two-year deal from Chelsea.

Lads mackerel pate is fucking delicious

>tfw part of my family's Christmas lunch is a trout pate with toast

Alri Baron Snobbishton

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>Lucas Vazquez €30m
>James Rodriguez €60m
>Dani Ceballos €60m

Oh man... were gonna be rich.

faggot

>Nacho Fernandez €25m
>Mariano Diaz €30m
>Gareth Bale £80m

Griezmann: a cunt like Paul Pogba.

Paul Pogba coming in for £60m after some magic from his agent.

Based now Mbrape and the team is set for years to come
But that's pretty much impossible

the world cup went to their heads

It's normal I bet the same will happen with England

They'll give him a bad reference

Could threaten to sell him to united

Well lads, gf just decided to terminate her contract all of a sudden, would be cool if you post some good Arsenal news or funny cats

>spend too much on transfers before you sell your most expensive player
lmao get fucked
hope barcelona don't sign him or do it in the last day of market

Was just about to ask if there were any female football transfer rumors floating around. Sorry to hear.

>some good Arsenal news
better go find some cat videos on youtube la

sorry m8, you should try to make a one-night loan signing whenever you feel up to it.
>good Arsenal news
The only good arsenal news now would be if Spurs signed someone shit

How about funny monkeys ?

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but you're not funny

>Good arsenal news in 2019
At this point it would be best to dissolve the club

Here's a dancing chimp

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Sepp looks pretty cute

Manchester should simply humble themselves and accept a direct pogba/bale swap

Pogba spotted in the jungle. Where do you think he’s heading?

Very rude and uncalled for

>some good Arsenal news
just kys now, lad

post em

well at least Wonga got me used to shitty transfer policy, this break up crap is another level of depression

But why would they do that? There’s no benefit to them
Also
>swaps

Here's a monkey playing on his phone

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I'm sorry. I saw an opportunity for a joke considering your flag and didn't take your feelings into account. Please accept my sincere apologies

Here's a cockatoo being entertained by a magic trick

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Here's a qt skipping towards you

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Apology accepted

Here's a qt prepping the bull

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Here's a based papu in its natural habitat

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Wud u lot fuk Serena?

thanks Yea Forums you're the best

Yeah if it was on offer.

where are his dogs?

Here's a goal everyone remembers

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Yeah, but I wouldn't brag about it

I would, imagine railing a celebrity and keeping it to yourself.

I'd let her fuck me

A FUCKING QT

What if it wasn’t?

Are you asking if I'd rape Serena Williams if she turned down my initial sexual overtures?

I'd fuck Venus any day

I'd rather fuck Billy D Williams

I'd rather fuck Mel B unironically

God damn I'm literally a nigger

none of this seems real, levy is afraid of poch leaving so he's pulling out that checkbook like a madman. I love it

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Yes

brave

Then no, I'm not a rapist.

I used to jerk off to her occasionally when I was younger - mostly because she had big tits.

Mel b is fit

Bigger now tho

She really is. I feel bad for being low key racist and rating her last when you were asked which spice girl you fancied in school

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Yeah, but I've got more ready access to porn now

I was thinking after the final that Poch should say to Levy
>spend 100m or I'm leaving
seems like he did just that

Posh was the least attractive Spice Girl.

>me aged 10:
Baby > Ginger > Posh > Sporty > Scary

>me aged 30
Posh > Scary > Ginger > Sporty > Baby

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>being a 30 year old /trans/ lad

Don't waste your youth. It doesn't get better.

>Messi has been sent off
Board going to go into meltdown for a while

This is fatherly, really.

Your dad was a bad man

explain what you mean

Downloading Pokemon:let’s go eevee onto my Nintendo switch. :D

w-what did your dad do with you user?

b-but he's a good boy

Make friends and lock down a girl. Don't be like me, 30 years old and posting memes on Yea Forums whilst drinking alone on your couch

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Louis is a fag tho

That sounds like a dream

>3 years older
>Drinking alone in bed

brother

I'm 32.

>turns out trans is significantly above the board average

who'd have thunk

>8 years older
>smoking weed by myself, binging on biscuits and banging the supermarket 48 year old married cashier after work

Nothing. Look, Louis really doesn't see what he's doing as sexual. It's probably just his hand happened to be down there.

I'm younger than every age listed here. And to think some zoomers tried to make me feel bad about being a loser posting on Yea Forums.

Get out while you still can, this site is poison

Why is it poison tho. It’s just banter. I literally just come every summer to shit post in /trans/ and then don’t post after that.

Messi Red Card

say what you will but this site is incredibly useful to accumulate random, near pointless knowledge

You think you can stop, but you can;t. Typical addict mindset

I just don't get how it's a red for him

fuckong Messi lmao

Best I can figure out for the shoulder barge right at the start of it

Just told you I do stop at the end of every summer.

You are lying to yourself on an anime imageboard

Drink alcohol

Weakmind

Ronnie must be laughing so hard

>you now remember when Gary Medel was Cardiff's record signing

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I guess you could kind of say he instigated it with that. But even then a shoulder check like that is a harsh yellow at best

he took a shit on refs and conmebol after last game, that's why it was a red

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YEARLY
COPAS
UNTIL
MESSI
WINS
ONE

#ycumwo

He never will tho. Weakmind

>weak
How?

It's because we only read quality stuff like Don Balon.

Since Ronnie went beast mode in the final stages of competitions a few years ago Messi has just crumbled and can’t drive his team towards anything

I don't get it, that'as not a red card offence

he sure went beast against ajax this season

>it's another "fans get upset when club changed their Facebook logo to rainbow" episode

where's Bayol going?

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according to his agent he loves living in madrid where he can improve his golf while earning 17m net per season for the next 3 years
so nowhere

he scored twice though

>the panic in his eyes
kek

He went beast against Atleti and Switzerland.
Messi didn’t do anything

Why the fuck would anyone leave real in his position? Get paid gorillions. Live in a lovely city. Never have to work because your boss hates you but can’t sack you.

were those golf quotes true or made up?

Plus, he already won everything and had a huge part in his club recent glory.
He even carried Wales better than the supposedly GOAT ever did with Argentina.

>Nigeria won
>South Africa beating Egypt
Well Nigeria cvcked the Frenchfags, whilst South Africa and Egypt are both ex-British colonies so it doesn't matter who wins.

other than destroying liverpoo at camp nou and giving 4 clear chances to his team mates at anfield

he won't leave unless he gets paid the remainder of his contract in full, 104m including taxes

keep in mind he's already retired in his mind and said he doesn't enjoy football in a recent interview

Messi is better than Ronaldo. That said he has some serious mental issues that I put down to his developmental issues. Very misguided holier than thou attitude attained from the academy I suppose.

LGTSS
>salad

Hallen are 7 divisions below Brizzle.

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aka barca DNA

>Arsenal drew 3-3 with Boreham Wood

The Arsenal line-up was all youth players.

Is that Bristol City logo new?

I just came here to post
>Messi

Goodnight lads.

>Very misguided holier than thou attitude
likely from being told he's the best player in the world, perhaps ever, constantly

That's impressive, seeing as their entire team was U20's.

Yeah: bcfc.co.uk/news/robin-sees-city-soar-into-new-era/

This roundel trend is getting a bit boring.

>U20
I think it was mostly U18.

Maybe, but the old crest was looking a bit dated imo

>holier than thou attitude
false

my ex found somebody else bros help
don't mean to blogpost

And that’s a good thing!

My ex is literally on a date with someone right now, and I'm green with jealousy

I'm banging a married woman, can't help you la

how does one deal with this

Giovani Dos Santos just signed with Club America

Iktf, there's no help

Belgische speciaalbiertjes drinken en Amerikanen belachelijk maken of deze site

ben ik met bezig broeder

Delete social media for a while so you don't find out about this kind of shit. Best thing to do after a breakup

alcohol,maybe drugs

1 - start banging someone else
2 - whoa problem solved

>Jürgen Klopp to @LFCTV : If Ox can stay fit – new player for us. Rhian the same; He’s a big talent. We’re really looking forward to seeing him in training. We planned an important role for him. So, new player. Like Joe Gomez is pretty much a new player. Adam Lallana, new player."
Even if I wasn't sick I would be sick now.

>unironically all but saying "he's like a new signing"

>tottenham actually signing and/or attempting to sign players

what a feel

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That's just tactics to lower the price and shit. They are clearly looking at some players and are waiting until the transfer carousel starts moving.

>become a whore degenerate, that'll show her!

yeah

lol like which country are you from bosnie or herpesgovernor

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>that'll show her!
don't think user was looking for that

>tottenham signing players
>still win sweet fuck all
L m a o. Can't blame the no spending/no signings any more for being shit.

...

big if true
lmao they still ahven't won a single game this season :DD

>Spurs will suddenly turn things around! You just wait and see!
>2 League Cups in 20 years is impressive!
>This year is /ARE/ YEAR!

Sepp van den Berg is like Matip big and 17.

>Spurs do decent
>Sign players
>Fans are happy
Waaa waaa why aren't you all sad and miserable like me.
You know it's possible to be a fan and not hate everyone else right?

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probably just a shitposting rival club fan

maybe, maybe not just want people to be happy

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sky sports be understanding all these transfers but no1 understands me

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it's about moving on
and the best way is finding someone else
and actually moving on
instead of getting stuck in the past thinking about the pain
so you lost a woman?
find a new one and move on
not good enough?
move on to the next one until you're happy
much better than honor killings, acid attacks or whatever retarded traditions you have

U N I T

N

I

T

>CHERRIES AGREE STACEY DEAL
What will Chad say?

>Spurs have foreign customers
>think everybody just doesn't want them to be happy
>when it's literally about how the fact Spurs are the 5th biggest spenders in the league and yet have nothing to show for it
Yeah lol. Totally about people wanting you to be unhappy. Or, perhaps, that you shouldn't be accepting this shit?

There is a fifth biggest spender trophy now? Nice

>Manchester United striker Alexis Sanchez limped off with an apparent hamstring injury in Chile's final game at the Copa America.
BOSS. I NEED EXTRA MONEY FOR MEDICAL BILLS.

>I better buy more Spurs merchandise to fund more transfers and see the team win nothing! I'm a GOOD customer, guys!

arsenal dodged a huge bullet getting rid of that fucking waste

THE DOGGS THEIR LEGGS

Lucas Vazquez to Spurs

He's gonna go to Bayern or PSG.

Dani Ceballos to Spurs

>not being in it for the love of the game
Sorry for not looking for every reason I can to be mad and sad

He big.

not enough FM for PSG

U U
U U

guys is leeds gonna improve with mr. clarke i want to be in the premiership next year

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>i want to be in the premiership next year

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It really is a game of "how close can we get without actually getting there" for them isn't it

>Lelds

unless bielsa learns how to manage his teams so they don't die at christmas they'll never go up

leeds fan since 9 years old my lfie is hell
dad got me into football 'cause he grew up over there and none of my friends understand it and i don't either anymore

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LEEDS
LEEDS ARE FALLING APART AGAIN

hahha
y-you too

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>Everton owner Farhad Moshiri wants the Toffees to look into signing Atletico Madrid and Spain striker Diego Costa, 30, as he looks to make a "statement signing" this summer. (Mail on Sunday)

Manchester United are the only club interested in signing Leicester and England defender Harry Maguire, but the Foxes want £85m for the 26-year-old. (The Sun)

>Arsenal are interested in Bournemouth's Scotland winger Ryan Fraser, 25, as an alternative to Crystal Palace's Wilfried Zaha. (Sunday Mirror)

Brentford are set to sign Leeds United's Sweden defender Pontus Jansson, 28. (BBC Radio Leeds)

>Germany goalkeeper Manuel Neuer, 33, is considering leaving Bayern Munich this summer, according to his agent. (Suddeutsche Zeitung - in German)

England full-back Danny Rose, 29, heads a list of eight players that Tottenham are looking to offload this summer. (Mail on Sunday)

>Lazio midfielder Sergej Milinkovic-Savic's agent has flown to London for talks with Manchester United representatives about a potential transfer for the 24-year-old Serbia international. (Sport Mediaset - in Italian)

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Bournemouth and Netherlands centre-back Nathan Ake has emerged as a shock £40m target for Manchester City. The 24-year-old would be signed as an alternative to Leicester City's Harry Maguire. (Sunday Mirror)

>Bournemouth have agreed to sign Luton Town's English full-back Jack Stacey, 23, for £4m. (BBC)

Ghana forward Jordan Ayew, 27, will join Crystal Palace from Swansea for around £2.5m as soon as the Africa Cup of Nations ends. (The Guardian)

>Manchester United's Belgium striker Romelu Lukaku wants to leave the club and has been offered to Juventus and Napoli. (The Sun)

Real Betis and Spain Under-21 left-back Junior Firpo has attracted interest from Liverpool and Barcelona. (Muchodeportivo - in Spanish)

>Newcastle midfielder Sean Longstaff is "bitterly upset" about Rafael Benitez's exit and the 21-year-old is therefore considering his future at the club. (Sunday Mirror)

Benitez wants to take 29-year-old Venezuela striker Salomon Rondon from Newcastle to his new club Dalian Yifang in China. (Mail on Sunday)

>gossip column literally linking BBC in it as source

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think they meant the bournemouth echo: bournemouthecho.co.uk/sport/17753800.afc-bournemouth-confident-sealing-deal-jack-stacey-despite-rejected-bid/

>Everton owner Farhad Moshiri wants the Toffees to look into signing Atletico Madrid and Spain striker Diego Costa, 30, as he looks to make a "statement signing" this summer.
This is a rehashed rumor by the way. It was supposed to be happening two years ago when he was out of favour at Chelsea.

when will buyern accept a new goalkeeper?

they wanted nubel from schalke iirc but i dont know what happened there.

They've already started their usual shaddy poaching process with Nübel. His contract is only running until next year so I'm sure Buyern would prefer to wait instead of paying >Schalke.

Problem is Neuer knows his time is up and would rather leave on his terms I guess. Otherwise he wouldn't be saying the things he said.

Murder suicide

my American brother whe are one of the same
do not deg me in the source of damnatiion

>whe
>deg
>damnatiion
Been drinking, huh?

based drunk jean-marie

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Okay this is based.

give me tities

Think I'm gonna have dinner guys thoughts? Margaritas too??

Good post. A shower is important after a hard workout.

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>1:30AM
Thread dies. All going to order ;_;

>Lukaku at Juventus
lmao

What is up with Longstaff to manure? Championship tier player

So was Robertson and now he's one of the best LBs in the world.

bench him for a couple of years

>Zoomer
>Name is zouma

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What is wrong with Italy going through with these deals though. Here's just a loan of one of our starters, hopefully in the squad equivalent of musical chairs we'll get someone good

sarri was done with chelsea the second kepa refused to step off the pitch against city, but their PR team did a good job covering it up

there is a lot more co-ownership and obligation to buy after loan shady stuff going on
im sure the mafia has used it to launder money in the past

Which league has the most transfer activity?

PL after Liverpool wake up la

They're still sleeping off a CL hangover are they?

Too much belief in youth and injury prone players really.

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I keep forgetting it's 5 hours ahead in ingerland. I need transfer news damnit. that and the premier league to start, I don't care about anything else

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Same, fuck off-season and FUCK people with normal sleeping patterns.

>and FUCK people with normal sleeping patterns.
exactly this. I sleep 3-5 hours a day, wake up usually at 6-7am and sleep around 2-3am. football (english, and american) is all I give a shit about lol and this year is looking good for both of my teams

its not about revenge, incelovich