>Official Site Links:
Draws: www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/draws/index.html
Schedule: www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/scores/schedule/index.html
Livescores: www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/scores/index.html
www.scoreboard.com/en/tennis/
>TV
UK: BBC
USA: ESPN, Tennis Channel
Europe: SKY, Eurosport
Latin America: ESPN
>Official Streams (Geoblocked):
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live-guide
>Brackets
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kasatkina
first for lynching all the niggers to cleanse this once great WHITE sport
post cute Konta screenshots i beg you please
CzechStreets E117
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yaas
...
>sloane about to get enslaved again by white goddess konta
LUL
cringe
FUCK NADAL
FUCK CLAYPIPO
FUCK JANNIES
You don't get reddit gold for being the OP, you turbo autist
gib stream
who the ho in this one?
Cricket is for pakies and poos
it's already ending.
2 points away from winnnig the match.
>get dominated all match
>hang in and wait for your opponent to get brain freeze
Women's tennis
smartdnsproxy.com
bbc.co.uk/sport
>people thought Tsonga would put up a fight
Kek, watched the Tour instead and went outsides for a ride in between.
Tune in and see Nadal dominating.
WTF TSONGA
>Sloane
BLEACHED
Federer in videogames 2005 to 2018
worked for that Gauff chick
SCAM
>le only show up when Nadal has already won chink
It's a legit tactic
It even works against Serena
> England vs. Sweden playing for peanuts instead of the match on Centre Court
When did Tsonga get so bad?+
tsonga the showman
Can you get the iPlayer streams? So much better than bcc1/2 because they don't keep switching about
after becoming a dad
kek
based Tsonga
>tfw it's 2050 and we only get to watch 5 straight minutes of any major sports event because there are multiple women's events happening at the same time.
Rod Laver looks like a walking sunburn.
Based tech savy pajeets
>die in the stands of a tennis match
>your last memories were watching Kukushkin and Struff battle it out
How do you feel about this?
What the fuck is going on on court 12?
The evacuated the court and suspended play because some guy passed out. Now the players are standing around like idiots.
can't, unfortunately.
but it's sad to see that a match for 3rd and 4th place at the women's world cup is already more important to the BBC than a main match on centre court.
pathetic Tsonga
He honestly reminds me of that meme image of an australian
Wut did he do
he looks a bit like Mr. Burns, who is kept alive because he has every disease in the world and they all counteract each other.
sun is too spicy it seems...
Have you tried
>our players
It's not just "ours" though. It's Serena, Gauff, Federer, Sharapova (pre-drugs)... Shrieking fuckwits like Balding and Barker gassing on about the endlessly. It's all so tiresome.
What happened in Struffs match? Did someone die
RIP
spoopy
love that from rafa
probably a pajeet shitting up the place i rekon
Some tweets say a fan was getting CPR performed on them.
Gonna watch the highlights, under 2 hours for Nadal, that must have been an one-sided affair.
very big-brained shot
>The Slayer of Sloane
Four fucking nil m8
post it? or say the score
based boomers
why is she smiling? was match of good quality? Score says it was easier than vs Kyrg, but even if Rafa wins 6-3 its usually with lots of grunting and struggle/input(recalling RG-2019 match vs Kei)
>the real grand slams is the frens we made along the way
Christ, what a gutless cuck. There's no way this result was just about form and talent. Tsonga simply shit the bed.
was that Lahyani
>twitter.com
fognini crying because he's on court 14 saying "Wish a bomb would explode on this club."
??? What happened?
so good looking
and great body too
Tsonga is just happy to be there innit.
was never going to be a challenge.
Some women collapsed received cpr from the medics.
Then they evacuated the court and told the players to get off court.
i want to have vanilla sex with her.
basato e rossopilled
about half of women's matches are player A winning set 1 easily, losing set 2 marginally and then disappearing in set 3, as if it's mandatory.
>It's fair to play here?
>Damn English, really. Damned, really.
>Wish a bomb would explode on this club.
>A bomb should explode here.
SEETHING
>stephens
lol so how long before we see her down on the corner buck dancing for nickels?
he did nothing wrong
based
absolutely based Italian chadlet
Weird, it’s almost as though discipline focus and conditioning are important parts of the game
100% of EBJK v Sloane matches are EBJK winning m8
POUILLE NOW ON COURT VS FEDERER!!!!
PLEASE SCREENSHOT CUTE AMELIE MAURESMO PLEASE ^_^ !!!!!! when warm up + after good point of Lucas Pouille they usually show her!
Nadal ties Borg with 51 match wins at Wimbledon. Sharing the 8th spot in the Open Era.
his face looks exactly like a brown potato.
one of those coarse ones with an irregular shape.
he mad
LADS I WANT TO IMPREGNATE KONTA REALLY HARD
I guess that’s less offensive than calling the umpire a whore like he did at the USO
that press conference should be fun.
SEXY NIPPLES OF KONTA! ^_^
and Boobs' shape is seen through the thin dress :3
omg so nasty and yummy
if you gf the tennis player, you can touch her wet socks and panties after the game + lick her sexy sweaty ripped and pumped body omg dream job
(wtf i write like a horny pajeet)
I'm pretty sure she wants that too I say go for it user
jesus christ m8, you have the weirdest taste in women.
Just a PSA to remind everyone that Andy Murray is an old Scottish coward with a fake hip.
Fognini is mentally ill.
dude you need so pussy
So you finally like her? Post screenshots please
btw you could've date her, she dates commoner now iirc
Not at all, Mauresmo has a good milf thing going and a great body.
>they banned Nick Lester to commentate on Schwarzmanlet matches
What did he do?
Amelie Mauresmo cute?
A striking rejection of bourgeois decadence as manifested in the snobby yet breathlessly 'progressive' All England Club
yeah, but that face.
it's a nightmare.
scotland needs nuking tbqh
Does your girlfriend like tennis anons?
people on twitter are such faggots
>Surely he should be disqualified? I’d be surprised if @MetroPoliceGB don’t get involved too.
>Im sorry but for me,saying a bomb should go off here, in modern society is unacceptable, hope he gets a lifetime ban from the club
Jo Konta is definitely the most English woman in England
kek
>having a girlfriend
what did he mean by this
Haha, of course she is right with me.
men, can't you feel Konta's sexual energy through half the planet? I do feel.
she is hotter than any Playboy model, even from the 90s, less glossy photoshop era.
she just shines with fertility.
of course! we bet on matches together! if the player I pick wins, we have sex. if the player she picks wins, we have sex
healthy and wholesome mediterranean family man whose diet is based on olive oil and herbs and who will live into his 100's vs. decadent snobby elites who indulge in all kinds of excesses, have a heart attack at the AELTC and need CPR.
its settled then you must breed her
yeah, this board is bad because people just go too edgy but twitter/reddit is impossible because they are too sensible. Best forum today is tennis warehouse.
She had the most incredible boobs in tennis history. Shame that pajeets don't age like wine and rather turn into vinegar.
>implying gf
>sensible
sensitive
Mauresmo is cute! yes, she is masculine, and that's why she is cute! Especially with her feminine loosen hair and no make up, she is sooooo natural and so pretty.
And when she touches her hair ^_^ (it was shown just right now! right after i wrote it! will make webm later maybe) you want to be her handsome hubby and hold her by the hand and kiss her and make her smile and feel happy and feminine.
>1 minute in
>both commentators already talking how federer = god
it's shit for women's tennis though.
just a bunch of SJWs saying any criticism against the WTA is racist and misogynistic.
some spectator had a heart attack and things are reportedly not going well :(
match suspended on court where it happened
>hubby
dam look at this skirt. so short, like just a casual t-shirt hanging and panties are seen.
why she do it
Boris is the type of person who would only need 1 bad rejection to change from thinking every woman on earth is a heavenly blessed angel to fantasising about becoming the Russian Gary Ridgway. Luckily he doesn't actually come into contact with women so will never have such an experience.
>gf
Kek
>implying surprise
>andy murray getting blown the fuck out
life is good :)
I agree.
and she had a spunky personality to match.
>tfw moved to new city and just now was out for a stroll in the park and a cutie 9/10 asked me where was the bus station to bilbao.
>tfw I have no clue and left the cutie standing there in the sun alone
>tfw I legged back home, googled it and raced back at the place she was standing
>tfw she was already gone
fuck me I just want to kill myself
ACTUALLY her boobs have gotten even more amazing after she became a MUMMY. saw a recent-ish pic of her on Twitter
very cute!
lel u unironically a fag
Does anyone actually care?
All these casuals drooling over Federer seem to have forgotten the true GOAT
yeah, the levels of obsession is both entertaining and extremely worrying.
compared to him, my glazing of the tv set is just amateur paraphilia.
boris...
pic?
she looks like she gives great head
Name won (2) attractive lesbian ever.
Barbara Schett did.
Have sex, incel
don't you worry about breaking your teeth on those jaws?
yes
hungarian parents, born in australia
WHAT IS LOVE?
the man kavorka was based on.
single-handedly destroyed a promising player's career.
absolutely based.
next time this happens, look it up on your phone. or pretend to look it up on your phone and then HELP her figure it out together if you don't have anywhere else to be
>bad rejection
like what?
go dilate, seething tranny
Engen for one
even her name is monstrous and masculine.
MAURESMO
the guy next to her is her husband. international cricket player
kristen stewart is not unattractive.
not realizing Boris is just a troll
jesus christ, she looks like THAT now?
No.
lewd
lots of them
no, i would bite her jaw gently with my lips.
I fucking tried but I have no internet connection on my phone oustide of my appartment. I seriously botched this, FUCK!!!!!
That trolling be the best i witnessed on this site.
No one puts that much effort into it.
Until she comes out officially, it's just incel fan fiction that she's a lesbian.
>ironic shitposting
>federer seems to get better the older he gets
Fuck me. Has this cunt ever watched tennis before?
she also have beautiful eyes, on that pic is seen obviously
MILK TRUCK
Went from a 7 to a 2 in 1 year. Is this just the fate of all Indian qt's who get preggers?
dunno about now but she looked like that when she was pregnant
she's been in more relationships with women than with men.
I'd say she's more into women.
DAN THE MAN
Sania Mirza AND Tamira Paszek
Boris Becker?
lurk a bit more
Post recieving position screenshots.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP
Heat Legen from Brokeback Mounthim?
* step step *
* split step *
* step step *
Nadal is gonna win Wimbly, right lads?
>Umpire Carlos was at the fixnini match
wew lads
lol
she already had the exact same style in 2011 training videos (hot and sweaty in austin, texas, at 40 celsius)
>day of reckoning for all the baguettes left in the tournament.
>2018 Wimbledon QF
>2018 US Open 4th Round
>2019 AO 4th Round
Looks better than ever to me.
based Paire will save French tennis
More like faguettes
Why is France so good at producing talented mental midgets?
>STruff game
>Interrupted due to spectators injury.
I was surprised to learn Paire is quite tall.
I always thought of him as a manlet.
they told we're late in the mental coach sector in sport as needing one is a sign of weakness.
lots of public courts probably. good academy. greatness is rare. Spain is in a similar situation right now (Nadal being the exception)
>manlet
mate, Paire is the epitome of masculinity
who knows.
I blame Leconte and Noah, even though the latter managed to win a major.
it's like being a clown is a requirement for the FFT if you're any good at the sport.
S to spit
Are Dan is going to knock him out next round
It's the NoleWinzLOL era
yeah, I thought he wore that beard as compensation, but I was mistaken.
Have some respect for the dead, you cunt
That man deserves no more slanter tbqh.
Imagine fucking up the most important penalty of the decade.
>she's been in relationships with women
Stop lying.
Players like Ferrer, JCF, Moya and the great Tommy Robredo all surpassed top French talent in more recent generations. Spanish players don't choke nearly as much.
Gasquet, Monfils, Tsonga and Paire all have/had absurd talent but can't crack elite players.
kek
Based Fixini
>Spanish players don't choke nearly as much
>whomst'd've'th be'th Verdasco and Almagro
the greatest GOAT chokers of all time
>5 minutes since last post
lads...
lol federer
Both of those are middling players at best, Spain at least has some grand slam winners other than Nadal in the last 20 years. As a Bong I know that our players are the greatest chokers, see Murray's GS finals record and Kyle Edmund throwing a 2 set + break lead over Verdasco in front of home crowd.
yawn
>see Murray's GS finals
>every loss is a choke
hate this meme. Murray's GS finals opponents are some of the greatest players of all time. they're not chokes
also I think Verdasco would have been GS material if he could have somehow magically fixed his mentality. big if though, I know. that AO run was amazing desu
Federer is talking a lot to himself in nazi grunts after making important points, he seems nervous!
why are there so many?
Noah
Leconte
Forget
Champion
Pioline
Golmard
Raoux
Roux
Boetsch
Delaître
Fleurian
Grosjean
Escudé
Di Pasquale
Clément
Santoro
Benneteau
Tsonga
Gasquet
Monfils
Simon
Mathieu
Llodra
Chardy
Paire
Pouille
Herbert
Halys
Humbert
Moutet
Pouille is such a clean beautiful striker
Struff breaks, 4x3 lead in the 4th set, could go to a 5th!
If Dan Evans can hit all these white lines for the next two matches he’ll be the next British #2
Winning zero sets in out 3 bo5 matches is choke
1* sorry
I desperately need to impregnate that ballgirl.
plus Borotra, Cochet, Lacoste, Brugnon.
has there ever been a nation who produces as many top players?
Did fed even get broken this tourney?
Is anyone even planning these matches?
America
U S A
S
A
just the fact that he has managed to win two Wimbledon finals in front of his home crowd makes him a legend.
but of course, he's not English.
had to be a scotsman innit.
What are you hinting at?
compared to population and consistency in the top 50 though, I think the French have the edge though.
not that it matters without plenty of major titles, but it's still impressive.
I don't think they really give a shit until the quarters
All mental midgets
Sad!
>had to be a scotsman innit.
Just like James Watt. The British Empire was built on Scottish genius.
America is a greater tennis nation (the greatest based on history). of course >per capita doesn't hold up but greatness doesn't care about per capita and America has produced way more ATG players than France has and that puts them above France IMO
well, not the musketeers.
but other than that, I agree.
US men's tennis is a joke at the moment, literally only promote servebots and chunky college boiz. Historically they are the GOAT tennis nation (at least in open era) though. They produced more generational players than any other country (Connors, Mac, Agassi, Sampras, Chang, A-rod, Sam Querrey)
Holy fuck that Fedeer shot
>Sam Querrey
based
>even Gauff's mixed doubles match is full
Actually they're probably all there to watch PenkGOD come to think of it.
That's not how it works, he's only allowed to be English when he's winning, he gets demoted back to the primitive Scot when he's cowardly losing in 3 sets to Djokovic in the AO finals.
>Sam Querrey
oh mercy
cameraman definitely loves momo :3
shows he so often!!! in every game almost!
and she is touching her hair a lot... maybe she is ready to go to some dinner with good men?
We've always had the advantage of having a large talent pool just because our population is so much bigger. Too bad tennis isn't more popular here.
pretty much.
Adam Smith, etc.
If your culture wasn't so absorbed by meme domestic sports you would probably still be one the best tennis nations.
I don't question that.
just think that the amount of top players France produce on a regular basis is ridiculous, like a constant flood.
it's as impressive as their club football performance over the years is unbelievably poor.
Courier > Chang, Roddick and Querrey put together.
why do people keep forgetting based Courier?
I'm supporting Pouille in this match
>he does not rate the Master of Mexico
>supporting the underdog
how brave and unique
i rate him for ending that Djokovic run
>manlet match
>three tiebreaks in 4 sets
yeah, I'm thinking wimbledon is exposed
Why can't Americans reproduce that which produced players like Agassi, Courier, Martin, Chang and Sampras?
All different, and all great.
Every American player nowadays looks like they came from a factory and have zero personality or flair.
My boy Dan is making short of work of this fella
prepare your anus baldall
Pouille? More like couille!
>i rate him for ending that Djokovic run
greatest match of this decade
Watching Federer play is such a beauty.
Roger is reddit incarnate.
I watch his matches and I spend the entire time repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath. I fucking hate it. Last match I was writhing around on the floor in front of my sofa for the last 30 minutes it was so painful.
>Ayy le swiss maestro lmao
If you like him you're in the wrong place
Stay assblasted kek
today he is rather meh, time that mirka breaks out the bullwhip.
mauresmo had 40th bday yesterday!!!!!!
based
Yeah but this set he is just making amazing points.
>le graceful backhand
I wonder what the crowd would do if Fed did an underarm serve. Maybe their heads would explode.
based and cringepilled
someone call 0900-DYKECENTRAL
So true. NBA/NFL/MLB fans more so enjoy off-court drama than the game itself.
that's the clone m8
>it’s a “commentator mentions Diego’s height again” episode
Why does Yea Forums hate Roger again?
Frauderror is done
because it's faggy to appreciate someone who's called the "maestro" and is considered to be "graceful", etc.
this is tennis, not ballet.
Because he's boring le fraud modest man
He still is and will be the GOAT.
fed fans are best fans
Do you guys rather Kyrgios?
federer = reddit
wawrinka = 4channel
Yea Forums loves Roger, don't let the few loud cringelords convince you otherwise
Only ironically
>Federer exposition makes the plebs seethe
Business as usual
they don't. there are way more people who like him than there are who hate him. and he's every casuals first choice
wrong, Bobbele is our guy!
me on the right
Does anyone else think this scoreboard format is trash? Why can't they just show the score from the last set?
How do we stop the Swiss?
2014 contrarian ledditors
Yea Forums was always a messi/fed board
Laver is the GOAT.
what they play now isn't even tennis, with tiebreaks and final sets that end at 12-12.
someone who's never played two sets that go 14-12 and 26-24 in a single match and who did that for a whole year at the majors without losing a match can't be considered GOAT.
anyone got a stream for beretini/schwartzman?
ye, just show us the actual scores. there's only fucking five sets so it's not like it's gonna take up THAT much space
players you like and I don't = reddit
players I like and you don't = Yea Forums
You will get a short break between when Roger retires and when his children will rule the tennis world with absolute power.
Sorry mate, best I can do for you.
Serena is /ourgirl/
Now that was pure evil.
>implying he'll ever retire
Roger is a great man.
\
yeah ok
>Berrettini and Schwartzman slugging it out for 5 hours
>modern """grass""" courts
I don't like either of them as personalities tbf. I respect Federer because he's a winner and a great tennis player. Kyrgios is just a shitposter and an incredibly dull person who thinks being a moody 14yo makes him interesting and enigmatic.
Nadal will save us from the eternal boomer
Only growing older can put an end to our dominance
>tfw you will die during roger's career
>tfw you won't live to see his 73rd Wimbledon victory
Would have won French at almost 38 if not Rafa. Thats pretty suspicuous...
Jesus Christ, that's one ugly old bitch
One of the best matches I've seen here from Roger in the past 3 years. This guy can win this thing. And how about Rafa earlier today. He's playing at the highest championship level I've ever seen from him on grass.
his daughters are 10yo soon, so in 2025 they will be datable.
who will date them?
These threads only exist thanks to Fred btw.
>Would have won French at almost 38 if not Rafa
'no'
london ffs
Poggies
Me
Thank you! I feel like looking at the previous sets gives me context for the rhythm of the match if I start watching halfway through.
>implying threads didn't exist before AO 17
won't somebody PLEASE think of the non-whites
Fucking niggers and Paki cunts, cull the bastards or deport them. Fucking sick of them turning everything to shit and acting like absolute cunts.
Because winning the Aussie Open in 2017 proved he was a doper. Just over 4 months after serious knee surgery he wins his first slam for 5 years beating 4 top 10 players, 3 5 setters including his pidgeon Nadal, all while playing some of his best tennis, at 35, just a few months after serious knee surgery. Peds.
Hahah. When he said that, I thought, "oh shit, here we go".
yeah what's wrong with that? it has nothing to do with the colour of their skin. they're literally not Swiss
kek
momo showed again
cameramen/director just loves her
Based Boris btfo the plastics
No way has Roger ever doped in any form
Yeah cause white people have no blood on their hands...
yes I mean Roger is amazing at Vumbledon obviously and I love it here it such a nice place here in Vumbledon, it's amazing, definitely, haha, but Rafa is also amazing and his level is unbelievable also on grass and he can vin Vumbledon definitely, I think it's great inspiration for ozer players, obviously, but Vumbledon is incredible and amazing, definitely, yes, haha
cuuuute
Yeah I'm pretty sure that dude that exclusovely licks blackholes is raycist af.
>imagine thinking Becker is rayciss
They always show the coaches, you dumb cunt. The poor cameraman probably has a sickbag at the ready.
Lol yep. I remember Fed fans used to always say Nadal was doping because he'd come back from injuries and win slams. They never use that argument anymore....
Everybody is doping
"No way"
Jesus the lads on Yea Forums ain't the brightest...
YOU dumb penis, they dont show Fed's box as often as Lucas'. Momo showed 5-8 times more often than Mirca/Ivan.
this is the redpilled stance
why can't Boris post cute women? Instead posting either trannies, rugmunching dykes or disgusting coalburners.
Why can't we have waifuposting on a autistic but based level like 2 years ago?
think he's just a brainlet
he's married two black women
Whites in Britain aren't the ones causing unprecedented crime and deviance due to cultural clash.
Probably not everyone, but most of the top 20/30 will except maybe big servers.
Jules? Kvitova? who cute for you?
all mine are cute
if you dont see the cuteneess of non-make up'd WTA ladies, you probably a pathetic fapper with brain destroyed by constant porn , Hollywood and Playboy covers with 5 layers of photoshop
>Everybody was kung fu fighting
no shit Sherlock
let's see the proof
>disgusting coalburners.
?
>serious knee surgery
Torn meniscus isn't serious.
>first slam for 5 years
He was close to winning slams many times during those 5 years. Don't act like he came from nowhere. The main obstacle for him during that time (Djokovic) wasn't there in 2017.
>3 5 setters
They were barely more than 3 hours. He also practically got a bye in the QF against MIscha Zverev which helped.
that's because she 1) won the tournament (bit of a fluke to be honest) and 2) was Murray's coach for a while (a nice publicity stunt for both).
Why don't you just come out of the closet, you big poofter
She cute
What would penalties in tennis look like?
It sounds like testing in tennis is not great though
nytimes.com
Roger Federer, who maintains homes in Switzerland and Dubai, said that he had been tested once in the past 15 years at his residence in the Middle East and laughably often when he is living near Basel, his hometown.
“The tester lives in the same village, so it’s very convenient,” Federer said. “If he’s bored at home, he probably just says, ‘Let me check in on Roger to see if he’s having a good time.’”
Federer laughed. “Maybe that’s the part I don’t like so much,” he added. “The inconsistency of the places where they test.”
Goerges still has pretty much of a manface. Pre-injury Kvitova is okay, I guess since I don't expect anything better.
I'd say its more a class thing than race thing, at least in my area. Rich and well off blacks/whites/asians rarely commit crimes, but if they're from poor/rough areas anyone can and will.
can't speak for everyone else but the biggest cunts around me are those hobgoblin looking smack head white people
like Dan Evans in Stone Island
tiebreak lol
A tie break, basically.
Each player gets 10 tries to brain the Queen
>le ebin logical fallacy paki argument
'Show me the proof'
Lol fuck off, I have no proof The Rock is on steroids but I'm 99% certain he is.
yeah, I hate those unfinished-looking faces of people like Evans or Tommy Robinson.
I don't know what happened there, genetically speaking, but they are the scum of Britain.
That's cool la but still no proof.
i am (sexually) attracted to 'Harriet Dart (GBR)'
Then go find some proof, Mahmud.
she is really good looking
would approach if she was an exchange student or we had a supper practice(at uni) together etc
Assimilated non-whites are no problem whatsoever, I was referring to the more recent arrivals who have no idea to act here and show no desire to assimilate.
Bit gay m8
you're on steroids
TB is literally nothing like penalties.
>Goerges still has pretty much of a manface
T. Faceblind
i like how everyone on Yea Forums has learned our language ^_^
>a summer practice
>she
Well, you got me there.
that's because there's nothing in tennis that could be like penalties
But testing during the Olympics is much, much tougher and they keep samples on file to re-check in future. And Federer/Djokovic always looked a bit 'off' during Olympics (Fed in 2012 final was worst he's ever looked).....
Alize Whorenet. You're welcome.
>trannies, rugmunching dykes or disgusting coalburners
who?
i dont like/post her at all
only fedcup team photo maybe
based Italian chad destroying the jewish manlet
so much make up doesn't suit her
Hmm why is this being shilled so much?
instead of serving from the baseline someone feeds you an overhead
Popeye the Sailor called. He wants his chin back.
Two former world no. 1s - it's a pretty big deal
this girl looks like Caro!
5 serves each
If you fault or the opponent returns it in, that's a miss
If you ace or the opponent fails to return, that's a goal
No second serves, obviously
Dan Evans has fucked it
Ridiculous bottle job
lmao fucking crackhead
So you're implying that Roger and Rafa regularly dope, stopped for the Olympics, and played worse than usual because of so but were still able to compete at top levels. Then they go back to doping afterwards.
This is tinfoil hat level stuff.
>bet my monthly salary on schwatzman
fml
imagine if they win the tournament.
You can't polish a turd
Based Davo making xyz seethe
hello
never understood this meme.
she has soft features, a round-ish face and absolutely no trace of a strong, manly jaw.
her chin is perfectly normal.
I don't know what a woman's face looks like for someone who thinks Jules' is manly.
how much is that lad
Because it's two of the most high profile players on the planet of this generation playing together, which very, very rarely happens. Plus one of them is at a home grand slam and on the comeback from a potentially career ending injury
BASED SOUSA
please stop, I can't take it anymore.
post another player now.
please.
about 700 euros
Not really. We all know testing in tennis is a joke, but the Olympics its a million times better, plus they can retest in the future. So if you're doping, wouldn't it be smart to just stop during Olympics? Doesn't sound too 'tinfoil hat' to me. Djokovic and Fed both look worse at Olympics, pressure? Mmm. But Murray looks exactly the same, makes you think... wait till Olympics next year and watch top players either skip it or their game regresses...
rate my set-up lads
Her jawline and chin are way manlier than PooPeePee's and hers already is refered to as manly.
Looks awkward but comfy, I like your cat
What a scrawny bender
When did Italy git gud?
Yeah I do find a bit fishy how some top players either skip the olympics or coinincidentlly get injured just before...
>socks
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
>he bikes indoors
lel
Is Evans coked up?
Neat
Cone on based Pooey...
t. Seething stream peasant
Feds backhand is shit today, but at least he runs well for an old man
she also look very FRENCH, idk how to descrive
while caro looks sper spanish
but they still have something in common
What the fuck are you talking about, you scrawny poof?
kyrg backhand is very bad right? if he had better backhand, he could win?
Good match for the evening
wife triathlete/maraphoner
very comfy lad
Are Swiss people afraid for the day he retires?
Do you think there will be pictures of him on banknotes and towns named after him and things like that?
Are they broadcasting middle Sunday lads?
Just stop, it's not funny anymore
Roid rage
It will propel are Dan to victory
Calm down Mohammed
Pouille’s gf looks like a drug fiend
Evans going off on one
I see your banter is as weak as you
>Drinking alcohol
Yikes
Elite setup otherwise
Pouille's mother is a Swedish-speaking Finn
Only to people who buy a Yea Forums pass
Pouille is so dreamy
It's strange. I will go from two Swiss athletes potentially challenging for a GS to likely zero for the rest of my life. Swiss people are too petty so he will only get a street after he dies.
I can bench 180 lad
Pouille sister's needs to be BLACKED
pls b kg
Maybe if your into baldies
why dont you appreaciate non-plastic women? No unnecessary make up, no bitchiness, high athletism(she runs maraphone faster than 98% of /fit/)... she would be a good wife
you know, masculinish girls also want to feel feminine sometimes, recieve a flowers, get out to date, wear nice lingerie, cook a breakfast for their's handsome and athletic husband sleeping in a bed at morning, hear the nice words and experience a feelings etc
stop assaulting her
another one?
Stop that
jesus christ the absolute state of it
>flag
so it is true
'She' looks like a fucking brick layer
I thought it was an inofficial meme lane
Stop feeding him attention you stupid fuck
Mo Farrah just seems like such an insufferable cunt.
lol at John Bercow
Stop feeding yourself burgers you fat fuck
Don't underestimate Gerry Weber dick sucking.
No wonder they went bankrupt.
Evans likes a good collapse doesn't he
Based Gerry
People love to joke about Nadal/Novak's endless stamina but real talk when does Fed ever look tired? He never breaks a sweat or looks fatigued, even at 38, good genes I guess...
agreed, one of the least likeable sports figures I've ever seen.
can't wait until he retires for good.
Lads, my electricity meter seems to have broken. They display isn't on and the light that normally flashes isn't flashing. It's out of contact hours till Monday now. Am I gonna lose my leccy? Don't wanna be without Wimbledon.
it's a lot more suspicious desu.
>no play on sunday
Nadal and Novak show it
Federer doesn't
>good genes I guess
Ah, yes, "genes"
Ahahahaha. runt.
Swiss commentator
And next up will be Andy Murray! With Serena Williams! Right here on this court!
But we're not going to show you that.
It's nice to have a day off desu
His game is easy going
Hope they lose the first match
So they show tiredness and Fed doesn't but everyone only accuses for former? Lol tennis fans are dumb af
sousa seething
I've still got power, just a bit concerned it'll randomly cut out while I'm cooking my dinner
I just realized Sousa looks a lot like Pouille
women's beach volley final?
have you tried rinsing it out with water
I do sometimes wonder what guys like Sampras think, who was done at 30-31, Mcenroe who won his last slam at 26, Becker who was cooked at 30, what they think watching Federer look amazing and close to his peak at 36/37/38. Like yeah he might train more, eat better etc but that might only add a year or so on, not 10+, its getting silly.
like Medvedev too or not? only less balding
and way better jaw/chin :/
Ah yes the cliches.
'His game is majestic'
'He floats around the court'
'He moves like an angel'
'His game is about grace not power'
Miss any? Anything to avoid saying 'Guy playing some of his best stuff ever at 35+ in the most physical era of one of the most physically demanding sports in the world'. Its a comedy at this point.
Sundays are for church and family m8
Gonna replay the Witcher 3 after this match, lads. Yen or Triss?
>sousa grunts are off and on
>sometimes he grunts when they’re returning
Why are Iberians such poor sportsman?
I want to fuck Ludwig and call her mommy
2009 AO - Nadal beats Fed in 5 sets after playing over 5 hours in the SF against Verdasco.
2012 AO - Djokovic wins a nearly 6 hour final after beating Murray in 5 hours in the SF.
Meanwhile
2012 Olympics - Federer beats Del Potro in over 4 hours in the SF and then gets utterly DESTROYED by Murray on grass. Barely won games only a month after beating Murray at Wimbledon.
just ordered a seafood pizza
not had one in years
shaking with excitement
Federer has won 9 straight tie-breaks. Wonder what the record is?
fuck.
gonna sneek out and buy some booze whilst mum and dad are transfixed on the williams/murray game
Fed doesn't do 30+ rally shots all match long
I wonder if its just better training and knowledge that means most players will last longer, and well regularly see players carrying on into their 30s, or if fed really is just magic
enjoy your dysentery
So the only time Federer look shattered was Olympics 7 years ago and not anytime recently? Lol like the other guy was saying, people will stop doping in the Olympics because testing is more strict, he's probably right.
Who's the blonde?
does she have noods?
Good taste! I like her face too. and hairstyle with headband is cute
btw your swiss ladies are beautiful too, all 4 of them!
The one also looks like Janine Flock, she is about 190cm
How much coke do you think Evans is gonna do this weekend if he makes it through?
What blonde where?
See
Nah but he still flies all around the court, getting everything back, amazing speed, footwork, reaction time you name it. But hope those blue pills taste nice.
stream me bros, just got home, want to see my boy Sousa
big fan of your work, lad
Needs to learn how to hold serve first
murray game
Who reached the final?
>go on dan!
ITT: people implying that even if Federer was doping anyone would denounce him.
he's not dislikable like Lance Armstrong, and thats's how he cemented his right to be a cheater without anyone knowing (or wanting to know).
it would be like relegating Benfica to the second league in Portugal
even if they deserved it, nobody would have the courage to implement the ban, since almost everyone in the country is a Benfica supporter.
c'wan DAN
serena is an absolute unit
i can never get over it
impressive
Why doesn’t the umpire do anything about Sousa’s autistic grunt?
Nah, I can accept "they're all doping" types of opinions... but Federer is doping and Djokovic and Nadal aren't is crazy delusions. Federer has never shown the ability play gruelling matches and back up like those 2 have done numerous times.
Absolute state
seething
Cmon Sousa, break him
>up a break in every set
>serve to win the third set
>down 2-1
BASED SOUSA
chad Sousa vs. virgin cokeboy Evans
why can't they write his name right?
It's João, not Joao
lmao get absolutely fucked you smug cunt
serena williams strikes me as more 'male' than the average 'female' should be
Why are the English so bad at tennis?
Absolutely embarrassing
TSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOUSA
>CAM ON DAN!! *BANG BANG*
Kek
Sousa will reach the quarter finals in a slam for the first time, after beating Nadal in 3 straight sets
If Dan wins, will he be crowned as one of the last Knights of ol' Elly?
WAH-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
I think we both know this is the real final, baldall is done, pederer is done, tennys is shit and chokovic is a bottlejob
lmao
Sousa plays on grass like he's playing on clay.
literally no difference.
new thread pls
Imagine if Evans could serve
>Evans breaks in the 4th.
yup, I think this will be a classic
milk truk
Fucking tits on that lino, lads
wimbledon official slags are the best in the world
WEBM nao
Fucking grass
What a pathetic jobsworth power trip cow
Go die whore
>cameraman taking another sly peak
Break early
Fade Late
????
Profit
Sousa is a bit too loud
Is it a good time for a lurking pleb to try and get into tennis?
>hit ball
>...
>EEHHHHHH
...
if you got balls sure
Nah she has feminine features and feminine voice etc
she is also curvy, only like imposters like semenya.
she's just literally trained from child, and blessed with good genetics for athletics.
her testosterone levels probably aren't that far off normal.
No one cares you gypsy.
*unlinke imposters
buttoned-up Evans is a clear example of of a working class yob trying to fit in with the bourgeoisie.
>gypsy
you cared enough to reply faggot
>tf
>tp
It'd be worrying if they were completely silent.
Based commie
so thicc
Have sex, lad
No I won't have sex
how competitive do you think serena would be if she competed in mens singles?
peak serena would be top 10 ranked easy
