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>WDC Standings L. Hamilton 197 V. Bottas 166 M. Verstappen 126 S. Vettel 123 C. Leclerc 105
>WCC Standings Mercedes 363 Ferrari 228 Red Bull 169 McLaren 52 Renault 32
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium: 165 (167 entries)
>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position: 90
>Hund status: I am doing ze Ratner so that ze team shall be motivated to win
>News: DER UNTERHUNDEN narrative is actually Toto's strategy to motivate Mercedes Resta's mememobile is shaping up to be the 4th fastest car Aus GP in March 12 2020 Marta P1 in Qualifying
We're gonna do an /f1/ 2019 F1 2019 League in F1 2019! It'll be on Sundays, starting the week after Silverstone, go vote in the poll to help figure out the organization for it!
If the teams can complete the race without pitstops why don't they let them?
I think Pirelli already said that they could design tires that could last a season right? Why not let the actual racing take place? If they can go much faster with pit stops, also let them do that.
Christopher Collins
>Trusting Pirelli with reliable tyres kek
Ayden King
Well, thanks to FIA and their inconsistencies. Ferrari should have won Canada.
Not enough recovery options and too wide track, the cars would look really slow
Easton Diaz
It doesn't exist anymore while Bulgaria is reaching new heights in world politics
Cameron Allen
It did not exist continuously though. Modern Bulgaria is new.
Anthony Martin
They are not Nazi sympathisers.
Bentley Russell
It's literally been weeks since I last thought about Bulgaria AT ALL so these "new heights" can't really mean a lot
Lucas Lee
a few years ago they were in talks but organisers wanted a double header race with FE supporting DTM, and FE said no Now that there are more German teams in FE they might negotiate again
Jonathan Martinez
C'mon now, they've even got a Burger King there nowadays!
>Bulgarian agriculture minister resigns amid recent corruption scandal >Bulgaria’s deputy PM Valeri Simeonov quits after calling disabled rights activists “shrill women” >Bulgaria's president vetoes anti-corruption legislation a day after assuming EU presidency >Snap election: Bulgaria votes for third time in four years
"New heights" you say? Seems more like new lows everytime something actually happens (twice a year).
Jonathan Evans
Only /f1/ hits new lows while Bulgaria keeps rising and rising like a falling star
Kayden Perez
>Just a bit of Banter >Bulgarian goes full defence force
Top kek
Brandon Butler
Only a Bulgarian would say “rising like a falling star”
>Nico sends an instagram to Hamilton >"Hey Lewis, I see you've become a vegan now! That's awesome, in fact I switched to being a vegan over the winter break in 2016, it really helped me beat you haha! It's crazy that after all this time you're still copying me. How about on Thursday before the British Grand Prix I take you to this cool new vegan restaurant I discovered? It will be just like old times haha!" >then gets the waiter to serve Lewis an actual meat steak instead of a vegan steak >"Oh wow, you ate that quick Lewis! I didn't know you were still so fond of eating meat from dead cows!" >Lewlew suffers a mental breakdown and immediately takes his private jet to hollywood where he hides in the comfort of his celebrity friends for the rest of the year
probably never. also, there will be no different pole sitter or winner until at the very least 2021, possibly even longer. expect mercedes, ferrari and red bull (maaaaaaaybe with renault joining in 2 years) domination for a very long time
Benjamin White
That German Netflix miniseries about selling drugs has a female lead that looks a lot like Sophia. Might get to see some nudity later, not sure though.
Maybe Netflix gonna research further with Halo-wheel series, baybe F2 or W series (Schumi is in).
Isaac Reed
I fucked up at the service area today, /f1/, I really fucked up...
Joseph Hernandez
what happened bro
Anthony Howard
Oh shit
Jace Roberts
Put Diesel in your car instead of Gas?
Anthony Hill
Two national top tier co pilots were talking about my hair (like everyone else all day yesterday and today, lots of bantz) while waiting for regrouping. They were talking about football players, one said Valderrama'ya hair, other said someone else. I mentioned Simoncelli. It absolutely shattered the mood. -Someone once said Simoncelli +Who... Oh... Kind of... Poor kid died... *awkward silence*
We meme death here, but I guess it matters a hell of a lot more if you're racing yourself, especially if you're over 40 like them. He was visibly sad
I'm angry lads. Is there any point in watching the rest of the season? Haven't watched any race since Baku. The racing is so shit, people get overly happy because we had like 20 minutes of emotion in Austria lol. Fuck this. Fuck the FIA. Fuck Liberty.
At least Schumi's 100% podium efficiency in a season record is still gonna be intact. Will
I can't wait to see Simon's escapades on Japan next year
Bentley Parker
Both of these guys have been on this site for some time now. Seb probably signed up a while ago and forgot about it. We should definitely get something from JPM tho. >Book Hanna Zellers for $20 sounds about right
desu I am surprised he wasn't booted sooner and he somehow managed to stay this long in the sport. He's been among top 5 worst drivers every season he raced
Anthony Powell
Often see people saying he has good race pace as a justification for keeping his seat, but is that really enough when you're only really on it for 1/5 races at best and either nowhere or wrecking the car during the others?
Caleb Moore
>He's been among top 5 worst drivers every season he raced >t. newfag zoomer parroting the Netflix narrative
>5 podiums in 2013 >somehow worse than Chilton, Pic, van der Garde, Maldonado, Gutierrez, and Mark "didn't win a single race this season even though my teammate won thirteen races" Webber
Xavier Young
Vettel has 4 WDCs and currently he's washed up af.
William Perry
>grandpx.news/grosjean-looks-headed-for-haas-exit/ >Romain Grosjean is in danger of losing his place at Haas. >That is the view of Jason Watt, a former F3000 driver who thinks his fellow Dane Kevin Magnussen is in good form with the American team. >As for Magnussen’s French teammate Grosjean, however, Watt is much less sure. >“I do not think he will be extended for 2020,” the pundit told the Danish newspaper Ekstra Bladet.
So basically, it's just some failure's personal opinion. Wow, what amazing """journalism""".
Dominic Martinez
Are you literally retarded?
>Grosjean has been shit EVERY season >"not true, he had a good season once" >You: VeTtEl iS wAsHed Up
Dylan Butler
wonder if rossi would be interested in haas drive.
Jace Hall
He'd do it in a heartbeat but it would be a bad idea because he's not f1 material.
If you were to put him next to KMag in that awful car you'd have another Gasly like situation. That's bad for Hass and bad for future US drivers.
He would get BTFO and make Indy look like an even bigger joke If Eric's son could get a podium there any top tier Indy driver is Eric's son tier
Caleb Flores
>incel cucks invaded /f1/ >janny didn't do a thing
Jackson Phillips
Nice projecting, I've been watching F1 since 1996 you stupid zoomer. Five 3rd places in a car with which his washed up team mate that just returned from rally managed to win and have another 7 podiums of which 6 were 2nd places. >Much wow And how many times did he crash himself and other drivers? Yes he's worse than almost all of those you mentioned, with the exception of Maldonado and maybe Garde, at least others didn't crash their cars every 3rd race and cost their teams money. His race pace isn't even that good. It's worse than Magnussen's and Kevin isn't that good of a driver either.
Nolan Adams
>Snotty came to Davey's pit after the race >Davey: "I told him to go look at the footage first, and my girlfriend was yelling at him" LMAO Snotty getting BTFO by V8SuperWAGs
Xavier Hill
Business idea >Pirelli is still the only tyre supplier but every teams agrees with Pirelli which kind of tyre to bring >For example Merc might wants thin thread, Ferrari thicker, maybe Willy wants extra hard tyres etc etc
Jonathan Roberts
got 'im
David Howard
lol, he's absolutely f1 material, but i have even better idea: let's put kmag or moanjean in indycar and see their results
and what does it say about quality of f1 drivers if someone like maldonado has a win?
Jaxson Jenkins
Good morning /f1/
Leo Anderson
honestly, how far off we seeing her appear on adultwork.com because honestly i'd happily pay pornstar-tier prices for hanna before she fills out
>anny aurora is $700/hr, not too much work han, honey, and you can fund a season in go karts
Jackson Thompson
haha imagine if you brought her YOU KNOW WHAT that we saw the other day, well a replica of it or the same version it would be nice to just see her reaction I think
>it would be nice to just see her reaction I think Probably relief if she saw your micropenis first. t. Olivia
Liam Gomez
i have never wanted to see hanna get to f1 more than i have this week. the prospect of watching her on the track knowing her dildo preference would be much more entertaining than knowing the same of jamie algersuari
Jordan Campbell
morning lad.
Anthony Long
Do you think she has her Clit pierced?
Thomas Thompson
i hope not. if she does take up escorting i always worry about clit piercings cutting the condom.
Brayden Russell
I'm more worried about ripping it out when sucked on to hard
>Binland wins MotomEme >A 5 laps race >With red flag shenanigans aswell
What's with electricity and red flags?
Ryan Lewis
Funny story lads.
I saw Eric Boullier at the McLaren factory yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and ask him why they're doing so badly, or ask what he thought of Honda's deal with Red Bull or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “what?” but he kept cutting me off and going “quoi? quoi? quoi?” and shrugging his shoulders. I walked away and continued with my tour, and I heard could swear I heard him mutter: "our chassis is the best on the grid. It's all Renault's fault". As I was leaving, I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Freddos in his hands. The receptionist at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Eric, those are for the Mechanics.” At first he kept pretending to be unable to speak English and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the desk. When she took the bars and was about to put them all back in the packet, he stopped her and told her to count and log them on a spreadsheet, "for inventory purposes", and then turned around and flipped me off. After she counted each bar and put them back in the box and started to tell Eric how many were left, he walked off and locked himself in the autism box.
Guys what if we are wrong and Hanna is actually a good girl and it was someone from the forum sending racy pics and fakes to sponsors to discredit her.
Aaron Lopez
ou know what, I was thinking a full german version of this with Toto would have been the GOAT unterhund post
Matthew Watson
Dubs for Hannas FTV debut
Landon Torres
stop trying to awaken the dubs god. death to carrie.
Jeremiah Collins
okkei we're almost off just in time for the afternoon races
Dominic Parker
Dubs for your gay porn debuts as co-stars, with Baha directing.
>how the fuck did the fucker beat me in this thing? >fuuuuuuck, I can barely keep the thing straight >wait, was I really just another Neweybabby? >I hope Ayrton isn't watching this shit >*pushes TC button* OH GOD! IT'S NOT TRACTION CONTROL! HELP ME! MY MOUTH! EEEEWWWWWWWW, TRANNY CUM! *vomits*
Gabriel Butler
Is this on channel 4 or sky?
Ayden Johnson
RACE THREAD:
Benjamin Foster
Man I can't believe Lando quit his job to be a Twitch streamer. That must be what happened since the race is on right now and he was playing PUBG yesterday during quali.
Robert Green
Hes at goodwood right now.
Nolan Price
Probably schmoozing with that Failrace Forza youtuber
Jaxon Price
Top-200 in Monaco time trial on PS4. And didn't even use the "smash the wall at Loews so that the car turns around quickly and you gain a few seconds" trick unlike last year.
Nah, don't remember how many thousand people have set a lap, but I'm in the top-200 and in the top 2% so you can calculate it from that.
Gabriel Turner
McLaren >Zero wins with Honda engine >Zero wins with Renault engine >Name your hypercar after a faggot brazilian Redbull Technologies >Wins with Renault engine >Wins with with Honda engine >Name of hypercar means to choose who dies on the battlefield(racetrack)
That's a new low for the fake watch salesman Stick to spamming BLACKED like a retard and getting banned afterwards
John Lee
Huh, turns out F1 drivers actually don't manage battery, everything is automated already and the only thing you do is switch between out/cooldown lap and qualy/races modes. Then it's just moving brake bias and differential most of the time. Well shit, codemasters actually made it harder than actual F1 car what the fuck.
Holy shit lads here are the dessert queen's sis and mum
Jack Ross
>F1 cars are so easy to drive now Try slamming into a wall Try doing it roughly times per lap Add the fact that you have to endure track temperature + engine temperature in your back Even Lauda stopped that sentiment a lobg time ago
Jack Cox
No, I mean it turns out to be just some annoying minigame that does nothing but fucks you over and constantly distract you from actual racing.
It's kinda funny but just from watching these short displays Bottas looks so much more comfortable and confident in the car than Ocon does, and more precise in general. If Merc drop him for Ocon there's going to be even less resistance to Hamilton.
you can make yokes about italians being lazy but I've seen them preparing monza for the GP more than a month before the race and they were good meanwhile this is what's behind the covered stand at the hungaroring right now not to mention the state of the rest of the place of course the paddock will look fine on the coverage but this shit is not ready
Some kind of Romeo & Juliet tragedy. Later in the day Tartoise cunt will see daughter cunt with a flat tyre and, unable to cope with the pain, will jump down from the podium
Evan Mitchell
..to this
Oliver Flores
>"He's a bad influence I won't have you dating that boy." >"BUT MUM I LOVE HIM. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND." >A few months later Daughter cunt revs into the room sadly >"...m...mum...I...uhhh...I missed my oil change last month...I don't know what to do..." >Proceeds to cry blinker fluid while Mother cunt pats her on the cab using her digger arm
Jack Davis
Fuck Verstappen and fuck Ferrari and fuck Italy.
Austin Wright
>not joyriding a JCB and driving it onto the circuit during the race
