/heem/

Reddit

Bones
Nunes
Jorge
Jan
Diego

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Why did you leave the discord?

Jones
Nunes
Askren
Rockhold
Chiesa

Sniffing coke and drinking rum
Diego gets done
It's the motherfucking weekend
Holm KOd from Thai plum

I will make the next thread.

You're confusing me with someone else fella. I've never used discord in my life.

Reddit:
Askren, Chiesa

Yea Forums:
Masvidal, Sanchez

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jones
nunez
askren
cuckhold
chiesa

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Jones
Holm
Askren
Rockhold
Chiesa

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Forgot pic in my last post
Jon
Nunes
Asskren
Luke
Chiesa

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No one cares you fucking loser

What will you do when he wrestlefucks that cuban

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>J-Jon will l-lose......... THIS time!!

Clawja looks hot

>Jon Jones
>Holly Holm
>Jorge Masvidal
>Luke Rockhold
>Diego Sanchez

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she would've looked better w/o all that makeup

BONES JONES
Nunes
Askren
Blachowicz
Sanchez

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that’s mean you know?

Dont b a cunt

>wake up refreshed and rejuvenated after a week of work
>open window for fresh air
>birds chirp
>children play outside
>sun beams down, embracing everything in its warmth
>i smile, pondering as to the source of the wonder in the world on this fine morrow
>then i realise
>it is Heem Day.

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Thiago Santos
Amanda Nunes
Jorge Masvidal
Luke cuckold
Diego Sanchez

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please be male

This is the correct answer but I want Jan to win

happy heem day

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Who's doing the commentary tonight?

Jones
Nunes
Masvidal
Blachowicz
Chiesa

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post heems

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Please no Bisping or Felder on the mic today

DC Rogan and Cruz

ty, i hope u continue to post becca

Jon Jones
Amanda Nunes
Ben Askren
Jan Błachowicz
Michael Chiesa

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jones
nunes
asskren
blachowicz
diego sanchez

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Jonny Bones
Holm
Masvidal
Rockhold
Sanchez

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>all these cazzies coming out of the woodwork to get their picks taken
CRINGE
Unless i see your image used on fight nights as well you need to kys and your picks shouldnt be taken.
Also stop doing multiple picks you cunts you're ruining the fun

based

post jades

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>cruz

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me in the picture

Jones stifling a laugh when he looked at the hammer on santos's chest just won him the story of the fight

also nice digits

walkout songs
youtube.com/watch?v=_7XJHiLSKKk

youtube.com/watch?v=EpYlfmXO690

based

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youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w

Where did all go wrong fo cody?

youtube.com/watch?v=DPyOhP1GTRQ

Conor wants to be on the main card but doesn't deserve it. The UFC claims that they don't want non-title fights headlining a card, which is bullshit, Conor would make more money for a non title fight than any title fight, they just want to show that Conor isn't bigger than the company. Which is 100% correct because he thinks he is, he was during his ascent but he's washed up now. Conor is a faggot

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Where to go for 239 torrent tommorow lads? Fuck paying BT £19.99 for a 3am PPV

>Santos
>Holm
>Askren
>Rockhold
>Chiesa

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shut up loser

the usual spot

>posting the shop
Khabibittors will never get over the third round will they

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Santos
Nunes
Ben
Luke
Sanchez

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>schaub proven right again
apologize.

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Jbj
Nun
Asskren
Jan
Diego

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Kek

Just for this im going to submit picks for every possible combination

1337x

Santos
Nunes
Jorge
Jan
Diego

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great choice guys as always

youtube.com/watch?v=YswU8dz7kdQ

He'll be back

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Jones
Nunes
Askren
Rockhold
Diego

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based, finna fap to this lil chink and some jav lesbian to celebrate

all his losses are flukes

idk why Jade posting has stopped on heem.

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maybe in prelims of K1 Oceania

m.youtube.com/watch?v=N26EUt0KZ4Q

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For sure completely dropping your hands and swinging haymakers wildly and as a result getting heemed is a total fluke

stop fapping please

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you own the cage

cody is still the undefeated 135lb champ

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here's her brothers

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because her disgusting feet

Some girls have penises sweetie. ;3

it's your fault posting that thicc sino specimen

please talm to me and tell me how id be able to heem all the posters on here, cutie. im so lonely

hot take: Jones is a better dad than dc.

marreta will fold jones like an american flag

Good interview with Jon Jones
youtube.com/watch?v=elbuTGCsnYQ

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all his kids are alive so i guess your right

dc has a dead child?

I actually think Jones is getting into his prime. Maybe he's slightly worse physically but he's gonna be even smarter and dangerous.
Kind of like Floyd was basically a cripple in his older age but he was way to smart and skilled for fighters.

DICEY DICEY

Jon Jones is a can

Wew didnt know

Us

Bones
Amanda
Assream
Cuckold
Chiesa

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Jones
Nunes
Askren
Blachowicz
Chiesa

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please,...

marrying a literal thai callgirl

what a ugly face

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Giblert Melendez
Nohelin Hernandez
Alejandro Perez
Shahbazyan
Ismail Naurdiev

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I made this
happy /heem/ day lads

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How do I contact you? ;3

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Great stuff m8s happy heem day

very cool, thanks for sharing. happy heem day

>Discord trannies spamming heem day

Chiesa
Blachowicz
Masvidal
Nunes
Jones

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shut up bitch

based

lol nice

What the heck is a discord tranny?
Well that's not very nice.

Jones
Holm
Jorge Lebowski
Jan
Chiesa

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Your Mum is a can, I heemed your fridge for the leftover lasagne. Enjoy your toast for dinner.

>Canvidal
>Beating Askren

Jones
Nunes
Masvidal
Rockhold
Chiesa

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Jones
Holm
Askren
Rockhold
Chiesa

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I'm sick of this CAN talk. CAN CAN CAN.
Masvidal will not win but he is not a can. He is a gatekeeper who prevents cans from progressing to the top like what happened with Toilet Till.

Jon Jones
Amanda Nunes
Jorge Masvidal
Luke Rockhold
Diego Sanchez

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I’ll fucking gatekeep your whole life matey, 6pm behind Sainos bring lube.

Santos
Nunes
Masvidal
Blachowicz
Chiesa

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thanks!

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Rockhold is so fucking smug i hope he goes to sleep.

Santos heems you inside one round bro

You dont even shop in sainsburys you broke bum ill meet you outside lidl where youll feel more comfortable

Askren is about to get cuban'd

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Santos
Holmes on homes
Ass cream
Cockhold
Sanchez

SEE THEM SIP
O SO HIGH
youtube.com/watch?v=VETPFH1mTls

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My town literally only has a Sainos and a Coop. At least be honest about why you want to meet at Lidl, you’re jonesing for those lemon wafers b fur shure.

Dude... Derek is like a dude with a two inch dick, who recently got a penis enlargement and is now hanging a mean four incher

he used to be really good at eating pussy, and I mean REALLY good. now he tries to lay pipe instead. as a result, even though his dick is bigger his wife is less satisfied than ever

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Netto is clearly the superior discount chain.

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Discord trannies seething

Jones sleeps tonight

ok
youtu.be/l4o8DgpnawM

He’s a gatekeeper to a title shot.

Masvidal is more reddit than Askren since
>Le THREE PiECE ND A SODA!!! xD

>Jon Jones
>Amanda Nunes
>Ben Askren
>Luke Rockhold
Michael Chiesa

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you say it like Sainsbury's is a high class place. yikes

Fucking based ben
The contrast with him doing shit like this when george is frothing at the mouth and screaming that he wants to end askren's bloodline is hilarious

>Le ebin based ben doing the shark dance
>he's one of us la

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Jon
Amanda
Jorge
Luke
Michael

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come to 'glabach and get heemd behind a rewe like a real herren

SEETHING shakenvidal poster. Prepare to remove your three piece and the soda flair in shame tonight after GOATren rides your boy's back around the cage and slaps his ass like a pony

jeez man I only posted a video

Ok /heem/ masvispic vs based ben, who wins?

about to watch schaubs comedy special in reverence of heemday, what am I in for lads?

>Imagine bragging that your boy wins by wrestlehugging
askren gets slept.

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Very politically incorrect dicey humour. If yiu are easily offended STAY AWAY. all the bad reviews are from butthurt libcucks mad at the DICEY DICEY racial jokes

HONKKKKK

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You’ll be surprised, especially about Jamal

why is he jesus and the dude?

thawlts?

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Jorge is Jesus and The Dude wrapped in one person.

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for me it's diego sanchez

>jawlmawl was asian
ok, colour me suprised

Pretty well known Askren is a drawl. Same with his interviews on all channels get the most views. Dana even gave them interviews at the weigh in, which he never does for non title fight/comain/main event

People know Masvidal will turn it into a banger.

Make sure you don't watch it with anyone else, or at least with someone you don't know well - especially their political views. There is a lot of social and political commentary intertwined with dicey, yet very witty humor.

Everyone wants to see Mas beat Asscream's face in

I see the georgeshitters are already falling back on Le Wrestlefucking excuse for the impending loss.
If your boy was actually any good he could nullify the wrestling and get back to his feet.
Watch kickboxing instead pussy. GODren is coming for your boy

imagine thinking jamal is not an asian name

>be me
>headed to basketball court to play some 2 on 2
>my usual teammate isnt there
>guys tell me their friend tyrone will step in to play with me
>thank god, a black guy
>tyrone shows up
>he's actually a fucking slit eyed chink gook zipperhead yellow piece of ching chong shit
wat are we doing here bro

You can't read.

>rogans wife is fucking a guy named chang
>chang is actually a black guy

Agree with the poll.

Your post is discrediting wrestling as a win, you are rattled and shaken.

If ben askren wins who's next for him?

Imagine being a 6'4 205+lbs ex-mma fighter and having absolutely 0 power in your entire body, I cannot comprehend how it is possible to look and act this effeminate body-language wise.

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Lmao dude you’re wasting your time here. You ever thought about doing stand up?

D I C E Y

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stop using Finnish proxy u subhuman faggot

yeah if askren fags was confident they would say he would get a submission. But instead they already is relying on askren just hugging.
clearly shook.

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I fucking love Claudia

for you i will look for a different flag after this card.

You were the one who brought up the hugging in the first place.
If KINGren can choke Robbie unconscious then he can do the exact same to Pissvidal

>if askren can bribe the ref against lawler he can do the same against masvidal
i guess that's a good point.

Askren flushes the reddit three piece meme, beats Marty to become the champ, defends against GSP stealing the fight from canbib, then moves down to lightweight to steal canbibs title, retiring as the GOAT

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Askren is exactly right when he says Jorge doesn’t like him because he views him as a privileged white kid. Jorge asked like he hast to be Street all the time, it gets annoying we get it you keep it real.

What ever happened to that bimbo slut that got facefucked so hard by her bf that he broke her face? Ostovich, Bosconovitch? What was her name?

How are they so fucking shaken lads? Askren hasn't even been the aggressor in this feud yet he wormed his way into the very core of George's being. Absolutely expert level stuff from ben

Bones
Holm
Asskren
Puke
Maverick

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oh it was Ostovich, I fucking retraded.

HEEM DAY HEEM DAY HEEM DAY

christy mack?

Today is the day.

reporters still asking about Conor in 2019

youtu.be/zyH5IfK_wX4

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If Jorgay pulls another till like KO on Asscream i’ll kill a monkey of the street and cook it like in heem

Prime (Current) Buffer Heems Schaub unironically

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I guess brutal slut face fucking is kind of a tradition in UFC.

Jones
Nunes
Askren
Rockhold
Chiesa

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who is this thot?

Mr Bone
Nunes
Askren
Rockhold
Chiesa

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That was your mum, lad. And no, I’m not sorry

If Rockhold was ugly Heem would love him.

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Jones
Nunes
Masvidal
Rockhold
Chiesa

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Did he shop those abs abs in?

He got ab implants unironically

youtube.com/watch?v=dGbUrKbXv3A
FRESH BISKING SHMOKINO

The content that keeps me schmoing. Thanks bro.

Jones
Nunes
Asscan
Cockhold
Chiesa

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cringe, Felder is good

P4P most Reddit fighters

1(t): Max Holloway
1(t): Daniel Cormier
3: Jermitrius Donson
4: Jorge Masvidal
5: Israel Adesanya

the schmo heems 80 percent of this general easily

>Where to go for 239 torrent tommorow lads?
Kek FBI not even trying anymore

Same for a hobo on the street so yeah

it would be very funny if asskren got heemed

I like him he just sounds a like a retard. And he fucked up his career being a dimbass in his fight against bisping

Macory.com -> MMA

Jon Jones
Amanda Nunes
Ben Askren
Błachowicz
Michael Chiesa

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very

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i unironically like rockhold, i picked blahoevich though

Ahoy ye scurvy bilgerats, tis I, Dana Blunderbuss Black. I be visitin' today in the interest of locatin' some o' the ole underground MMA streams, if ye catch my meaning... what say ye?

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HEEM DAY

FUCK YOU ALL

Tbh steams are harder to find post espn ppv

in many ways bisping was the middleweight champ

Why are incels so intimidated by this man?

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What did you get me for heem day, heem?

Picogram
Nunes
Curly headed prick
Rocksalt
Chiesa via gadoosh followed by flush

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>dsh dsh dsh dsh
>dsh dsh dsh dsh
>dsh dsh dsh dsh

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got you a spicy heem Joao Demacaco *deletes your chin*

I WATCCH DE SCHMOO HAHAPFHAHA HE ISZ SO FUNY TALKIGN AND ALWYS ASK SAME QUEZTIONS HAHAAHAPAFAHAHAAAHPAHAHA

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an imanari roll

6’3 chad
77 inch reach
Chad jaw
Master of bjj
Hugged taylor swift

Is there anything he cant do?

CTE

>win

*circles away from your power shots*
*jabs your face*
*spin back elbows you when you’re coming in*
*heems you*

He already won. No matter what happens

In a literary sense, he is still middleweight champion

Well I watch Luke Thomas, who discusses much more intelligent and stimulating topics such as fighter unions. The Schmo might as well be the Disney XD of MMA coverage, it is mindless drivel for children. You take epic memes over substantially more superlative content. I pity you all for it.

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>OHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT HURT HIM MIKE

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no homo but Masvidal has great shirt game.
>this triggers askren fags

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How many bongs?

STOP BLOBBY POSTING ON HEEM

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9

7

good post

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Schmo watch out!

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What are the chances Masvidal sucker punches Ascren after the bell after Ben lies on him doing no damage for 15 minutes?

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Jones
Nunes
Askred
Rockhold
Sanchez

lmao

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Which fight are you most looking forward to tonight?

I'm hyped but for the main card, a bunch of fights just seem like foregone conclusions and not really capable of much surprise. Jones, Nunes, and Chiesa will probably take it. Rockhold should if he doesn't do something daft. Askren Masvidal could be competitive, but at the same time I just see Askren wrestlefucking him with relative ease. Masvidal will defend but he won't be able to keep Askren off

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>hypersonic can

Wish I could pull off those boomer hawaii shirts but they look fucking ridiculous on a pale finn. Would be comfy as fuck during summer.

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askren masvidal will probably be spicy

0%, Jorge is a gangster but he's not an idiot

Being able to pull off a Hawaii shirt is a sure sign of being a cocksure Chad.

probably Rockhold vs Błachowicz

Askren v Masdival
I like George desu but I still want to see him crushed.

Any true heemster respects Rockhold, especially post-flushed, it’s only the reddit refugees who spread hate and lies

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your sister US citizenship

>Jones
>Nunes
>Askren
>Rockhold
>Chiesa

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askren is a bottlejob

Felder sucks gnads

Enter tayne me

and then you woke up
with a headache

Wearing one right now, I feel like I could get into a favela shootout and emerge unscathed

Better than Cruz and Rogan

>Santos
>Nunes
>Askren
>Rockhold
>Chiesa

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Rockhold is looking real jacked baby
Going up a weight class really helped him, if it wasn't for his cracked chin i would bet the farm on him

Imagine having paid money for this lol

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Bruce Buffer works out six days a week. He's trying to maintain his voice.

Schaub
youtu.be/VnjMGesM-JE
youtu.be/VnjMGesM-JE
youtu.be/VnjMGesM-JE
youtu.be/VnjMGesM-JE
youtu.be/VnjMGesM-JE
Brendan Schaub

Diego is getting me hyped.

SHE TRIED TO PUT ME IN THE BOX

Jones
Nunes
Askren
Rockhold
Chiesa

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if you're not a manlet or fattie you can pull it off with chelsea boots and black jeans
bonus points: rings, bracelets and necklaces

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does Diego retire after he loses to that bearded faggot

Bones
Nunes
Masvidal
Rockhold
Sanchez

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How are you all celebrating heem day?

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I honestly can't wait after seening Askren and Masvidal on Rogan. The hype is too much now

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He will need to go outside the outside of the box.

I think there are a lot of interesting questions surrounding Askren, given how he got his ass kicked and got a controversial stoppage, yet was still able to succeed in imposing his game on Robbie. I still think we don't really know what he's capable of.

Puke up at LHW is interesting as well, seeing as he was a giant MW and everyone more or less agrees that he's talented enough to make a run for the belt. A lot of questions will be answered.

Harry styles isn't exactly your average can.

I think the long hair might be the secret to pulling it off

>better than rogan

Setting the bar high

you have to look relaxed.

Jones
Nunes
Askren
Jan
Chiesa

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Robbie is a better defensive wrestler than Masvial, and he also has that size whereas Masvidal is a little smaller at 170
I think we've seen enough to know he has good grappling and with Maia being able to take Masvidal down a few times, Askren will surely be able to

I watched 5 minutes of this, it's unbearable

Fresh Schmokino

youtu.be/Ki5h4Y3TBvE

Kek masvidal tears his fucking ACL at 2:00
Put the house on asskren

NEW HEEMBEDDED

youtu.be/VnjMGesM-JE

>IT’S THE SCHMO WITH THE PRO

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With fucking pain in the knee from arthritis.
I thought it would be someone else being heemed today, not me. And it is my birthday on monday..

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it might help, but I've seen it with short hair and and a well lined up beard working just as fine

unironically this
even if you give a fuck about what other people think, ACT like you don't

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1:03 Edmund!!! WTF lol

cooking on the grill
drinkin beers and smoking weed
light off a couple fireworks
watching a free ppv afterwards with my heem brethren

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Happy BIrthday in advance bro

Askren has said himself that Maia has better mma takedown offense than most wrestlers and it helps he has a huge size advantage at 170

Jon Jones
Amanda Nunes
Ben Askren
Jan Błachowicz
Diego Sanchez

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the ad jews for some reason really wants me to buy this shirt. Should i pull the trigger?
Looks fly as fuck.

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*punches (You) in Venezuela*

Cool shirt, nerd.

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I would cop if it was short sleeve

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Heem day!

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jones
holm
masvidal
blachowicz
dirty sanchez

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Jon Jones lies face first on the canvas in the centre of the octagon. He isn't moving.

Rogan is screaming. DC is struggling to get a word in. The crowd chants for Brazil. You don't take any of it in, your glare focuses on Jon's cold, lifeless body. How could this happen? Did he get old? A bad night? Maybe he just wasn't that good, but you can't believe it.

The good times come rushing back. The knockout of Chael. The showdown with Gustaffson. The relief when the judges gave it to Jon over DC. The goofy post fight interviews, and all the hours spent celebrating, defending your man on the internet. He was nothing like you'd ever seen, you said. He was great for MMA, you're too young to have seen Prime Fedor, TRT Vitor or prime Penn you said, but you had Jon you said. A sadness washes over you, it's gone now, in the end, did it really mean anything?

He still hasn't moved.

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>image of Diego but picking Chiesa

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Who's the woman on the right, with the red hair?

have a personality?

randa markos

Jon
Amanda
Ben
Luke
Diego

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Does DC commentates Jon's fights?

Wow, thank you for your swift response.

Jones
Nunes
Masvidal
Blachowiz
Cheisa

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rip :(

used to be one of my favorites

Jones
Nunes
Masvidal
Rockhold
Chiesa

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jon... weak up jon... heem day is over.

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no problem.

He did for the osp fite

Jones
Nunes
Askren
Rockhold
Chiesa

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Soon, Jon.

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Torrents.gov

My descendant :)

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mark my words

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i feel an intense energy surrounding tonight. I think this will be one of the most shocking MMA events of all time

thawlts?

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Today will be...heem day...nowatameen?

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>the bookies fap to the thought of him

imagine needing to resort to wrestlefuck to crush a heel can

Where can you bet online in NL?

I could see Santos landing 1 or 2 good shots that rocks jones. But I still don't see him winning.

unibet bro

he looks so good against anyone but TJ

Then why the fuck is bet365 blocked. Weird

kek @ all the cazzies picking memevidal

idk how to break it to you but you don't actually live in holland.

Wrong santos muttsplodes all over jon in 1st round and finishes him

Bones
Nunes
Masvidal
Blachowicz
Sanchez

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top kek

it's weird unibet is allowed i know
toto.nl is 100% legal
the downside is that over a certain amount (400euros i think) they autmatically deduct taxes haha
unibet does no such thing so you have to be careful when putting money from your unibet acc to your bank acc

Jones
Nunes
Askren
Rockhold
Chiesa

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I use different images you fat fucking loser

>Bookies salivate over him

I predict Jones will win without too much trouble.

why is that fucker so smug?

So in other words, you're a cazzie?

you would be an eternal heem legend if you did it

I do but I'm phone posting from my croatian SIM, which allows me to use bet365 when roaming lol

Countdown to heem day... roughly eleven bongs

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HOLLY WILL BEAT NUNES AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT LOL

place it

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You just spotted someone a free 1000, user. Congrats.

JONES
Nunes
Asskren
Rockhold
Chiesa

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In other words I could make you cry with a jab you fat loser

I'm in flixbuss and some Turk is face timing on loudspeaker

Ok Rajko. Get back to cleaning those toilets

Nunes won’t win in round 1 but still great slip desu

Also Jones by sub more likely

>not wanting to search his image in the archives and see all previous picks
what's even the point?

Wait wait wait wait ...Jon Jones is black?!

Have sex

Any woman who gets into body building or combat sports of any time has a mental illness

Amanda literally kicked Raquel's ass and took her bitch alpha af

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>implying the men don't

Lol his head is so small

>loves guns
>family man
>devout Christian
>enjoys other wholesome activities, such as cycling
>only listens to Christian music
>always well spoken and polite
for sure, Jones is black my guy

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I could literally be doing fake sets of picks with the images you guys use over and over. It would literally ruin your lives.

But I won’t do that. I just want you avatarfags to know that I could.

>always well spoken and polite
>enjoys other wholesome activities
>only listens to christain music
Kek, you are still living in the narrative joins was building in 2015

I know right? Why wouldn't you pick Askren? Almost like he nearly got knocked out recently and people don'y believe in him anymore

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Jon Jones is my favorite fighter

I am gonna start doing that unless I get an apology from them faggots desu

Santos
Nunes
Askren
Blanchowicz
Chiesa

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heems you eternally

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Jon Jones
Nunes
Askren
Rockhold
Chiesa

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Askren seems kinda shook unironically. And the panic wrestling didn’t go so well last time boys.

I think he was a lot more confident in other orgs where nobody was watching.

any proof i'm wrong?
didn't think so, loser.
i think you'd fit in well on Reddit, i'd suggest you leave 4channel forever

>and people don'y believe in him anymore

If he cannae handle that jimmy he micht as weel retire

Nah Mascidal is unironically a bum

Pettis kills Nate

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w-what did I do?

This far and no more.

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You're a good lad, thanks.

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I feel like everybody forgot that Pettis is really bad.

I'm happy to have you as my friends /heem/

>I-I c-c-could if I wanted to, b-but I won't so t-take that haha!
Get a clue you obese little freak

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Have sex you ugly cunt

>pettis is shit and nate isn't
Most caz opinion i've seen all day

you just dug yourself into a hole for the next fight night, buddeh

your and everyone else’s avatarfagging days are now over

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sorry wrong person

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Main event is such a let down, main card is amazing except the main event. I miss gooby.

Also fick woodley for taking the ngannou JDS fight from this card, dropped it from a 9 to a 8

You didn’t see that opinion in the first place because I didn’t say that you dumb slut.

How can I be a slut if I never even got laid? hahaha fucking idiot

Piana vs cm punk

This is the best card in probably two years desu

Based and dare I say redpilled?

He's only lost to elite fighters

in hindsight, the JDS v Ngannou match was a disappointment anyway

Don't use mine though okay. I never said anything bad about you

dead boring

Oh god please lord no don't ruin my picks for De Randamie vs Ladd please I'm begging you

Yeah due to the butterfly effect, in the timeline where Ngannou fights tonight he hits JDS with a right hand and breaks his neck

oh fuck this is worse than spammy

Tyson is tall enough to knock Jon's smug head right off.

BJ Penn is the GOAT Lightweight

Markos is a fucking can.

Jonny Bones
Nunes quick KO
Askren UD
Jan
Chiesa

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Me and him will work in rotation he ruins you faggots picks one week I will do it the next time

Happy /HEEM/day, my SEAsian and OZ/NZ anons!
I'm going to bed. See you guys in a few.

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lol gonna have to expand the canvas

Jones
Nunes
Askren
Cockhold
Chiesa

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This is legitimately embarrassing

goodnight Jamal

Jones
Nunes
Askren
Rockhold
Chiesa

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Rich won the battle but sarah won the war

There's only two Finlanders so take out the other 3

while I can somewhat fathom why they waterboard him, how in the fuck does jerking off the man help him at all?

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>Based Ramsey will never tug you in and read a bedtime story.

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what the fuck is the context behind this picture? How did they all end up in a bed?

>Dernposter is doing more than one set of picks
Right when I thought he couldn’t get any worse

have sex

no i'm not. My pick is the smugdrup pick.

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based

You know how

replace *fake with fap and you get a new image

santos
holm
askren
luke
chiesa

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Holy shit fucking BASED and TOLD

FACTS
Jon jones couldn't finish Anthony Smith
Santos could

>not using the same picture for your picks each time
how else are you supposed to keep track of your wins you fucking dorks? oh wait, you cazzies have never actually won, have you?

POST YOUR MOTHERFUCKING WALKOUT SONGS AND I WILL RATE THEM ALL

youtu.be/gez9oKk_CxU

GOGOGOGOGOGOGO

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No One:

Literally No One:

Not even a soul:

not even people in the thread:

people in alternate universes:

Bacteria Sludge forced to care via genetic engineering in the future:

Yea Forums: *posts another heem thread about manhump martial arts*

Who else /trans/ here? :3

>not submiting your picks for prelims of european fight night cards exclusively
fucking cazzies

I'd have sex with Markos if you can imagine that

The Schmo has ended Schaub and Ariel’s careers

You already know im god, no avatar faggotry changes that, I have literally never lost an argument

Posy ur feminine benis

Me too desu.

youtube.com/watch?v=3U8NnnYzV7A

Schmokino, fresh and hot
youtu.be/MZcNu8rg5og

people are obsessed with undefeated fighters

youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc
people would get behind me if I played this banger

heh heh.. good one Lori

Card kino incoming

>schmo stealing ari's lane
stop the jew on jew violence

The Schmo is 23 years old

What the fuck are YOU doing with your stupid worthless pathetic fucking life?

youtube.com/watch?v=wV0wPBYDQ6Y
Shot of the arena until 0:47 when the camera cuts to me walking, too bad that fucking Ortega beer ad might have ruined the song

youtu.be/00-WnTrdjOE

No One:

Literally No One:

Not even a soul:

not even people in the thread:

people in alternate universes:

Bacteria Sludge forced to care via genetic engineering in the future:

Yea Forums: *posts the worst post in history*

is the weight cutting meme finally coming to an end?

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Not being a cringe lord

after antony baby heart smif you aint tricking me again dana

*cringes at your post*

No One:

Literally No One:

Not even a soul:

not even people in the thread:

people in alternate universes:

Bacteria Sludge forced to care via genetic engineering in the future:

UFC: *has an event tonight*

Wasting my life

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ENX86F7s234

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His skull is more jewish than Roger Stone

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All these UFC dykes had fucking orgies together. They are all in for the alpha clit

9/10 spicy

9/10 spicy

being a worthless hiki neet with a major anxiety problem

Bones
Holly
Jorge
Jan
Diego

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r/MMA fuck off

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I have a trust fund and am becoming a yogi.

damn that dude is ripped. is he good?

Someone explain this shitty meme to me

5/10 overdone and too epin for my taste

6/10

MMA a dying sport.
I love it, but the GSP-Brock era is behind us.
Honda-Conor era was a sham, we can see now.
Growth is ded.
No stars.
The future is meh.

I think Samsung used this song in an ad too and the Ortega ad wasn't the first time it was used in a beer commercial so it's definitely ruined

Jones
Nunes
Masvidal
Luke
Sanchez

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>flixbuss
Wo bist du?

It's a facebook/twitter meme that normies use on every fucking situation

23 makes sense

Me sleepy, going to bed now

the in between boom years are the best years to be an mma fan you fucking reddit casual scum

“No one” is silent and then Yea Forums says something

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smoking marijuana, playing video games, fishing, working out and having sex with tinder chicks

9/10 tasteful boomer core

the thing i never understood about this:
shouldn't it be "everyone" who is silent, rather than "no one"?

pretty based and classicpilled

youtube.com/watch?v=Tlu1ZfYr6vA

yes considering that he goes from “no one” to “people in alternate universes”

youtu.be/IjjCp_QU5Qk

youtu.be/wJgH0yHz-Hs

HERO KENZEN
HERO KENZEN
HERO KENZEN

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Glad, you say that lad

This song gets my hyped af.
youtube.com/watch?v=IrZUugOWhxA

B A S E D

WORST OF THE BIG 4 PILLED

Which female fighter has the best feet game? And no I don’t mean kicks

JONES
HOLM
JORGE
LUKE
DIEGO

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Footwork? Rose was pretty good

www.wikifeet.com/Mackenzie_Dern

Jones
Holm
Askren
Rockhold
Chiesa

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instagram.com/p/BzlBkcQBxzJ/?igshid=lbjrctrlacmo

Lads, I'm thinking Askren just lost the story

Busy being goyim, you're not naive enough to think every media member in sports being Jewish is because of hard work do you?

You watched ESPN the last 3 decades?

KK unironically

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yeah top tier for the wmma standard, but then horrendous tdd

getting high and wasting my money on absurd bets

Metallica is better than slayer and anthrax combined tb.h

is... that jojo??

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alright get your last sets of picks in because that's it after this thread

God damn Colby is based

Just finished Stranger Things 3, heem. It was ok and I'm a 30yo boomer.

youtu.be/_y52YpZ8m44
Why do black women do this?

Jones
Don't care
Gamebred
Luke
Don't care

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All bums.

Obviously this pick should be ignored

Autistic cunt

let the bong make the thread

Do something about it

cazz

Greetings nerds

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...

Santos
Holm
Masvidal
Blachowicz
Chiesa

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new

Brother...

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Colby is based

Askren’s idea of humor is le epin ironic “boom roasted xP”

no it's actually Jade.

>imagine blowing your mediocre income similar to walmart salary on a hooker to sit on your
C U C K

youtube.com/watch?v=Xb4P-MZMzJs

which one is it?

*ippons u and heems ur ankles*
nothing personnel kid

BET THE BANK ON ASKREN, COLBY HAS A NEGATIVE WIN/RATIO FOR HIS PICKS.