/tennis/ Official Wimbledon 2019 Thread

Centre Court Edition

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>TV
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Europe: SKY, Eurosport
Latin America: ESPN

>Official Streams (Geoblocked):
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>Brackets
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halep
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box is literally packed today

For me it's Coco

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ok lads, who farted?

hallowed lawns

7 posts early you cunt

BASED Jimmy Anderson

I wish they'd bin off Clare Balding, the fucking meat head dyke.

>Halep-Coco
who wins?

Fognini is our last hope

>A gorillion posts early
Holy fucking autism, lad

The royal box fellating is the most cringe thing about Wimbledon

>Be world number 1
>doesn't play on centre court until round 3

Wtf

dont worry soon she will be gone becus shes too non white if you know what i mean

How are you preparing for the Sousa match?

>Benshit

She has a lesbian immunity card m8

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>not linking the previous thread
A lapse into bad old habits desu family

Replaced with that black Predator-looking fella in the wheel chair?

>fixnini in charge of not throwing the match

OOF that ballgirl with the braids.

OOF

OOF

OOF

Gonna go have a sneaky dart before the match

Quel match putain d'attardé mental

excited af desu, should be the motd

je ne connais pas

>another helter-skelter Bencic episode

*swish*

center court, the ugly abo vs I don't know

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and tranny shades aswell

RISKE IT FOR THE BISCUIT

>Benshit
Weak minded fool

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Farty BTFO

>barty vs dart(y)

Mer-ci.

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She should get in contact with whoever Buerki used

Did a fart when I was smokin a dart

I would love to DART into DART'S anal cavity teehee

lmao who gives a fucking about Haye

Send this to The Guardian and have them write an article about diversity of some shit.

The Haymaker

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Dart has an awesome body

>mfw a savage is near me at the Tennis

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Bencic is fat

>"This match is gonna be as one-sided as a gang rape"

Tennys not looking happy

>already divorced
what went wrong

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why not

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And Kerber is ugly

what the?

by turning off the sound

very rude

Its Tennys time

Barty putting on a clinic

>Jules getting BLACKED

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second year at wimbledon
against the world num 1
on centre court

Its always the bald uglies or manlets who feel the most threatened by darkies because they're the closest to them in the social ladder and the most at risk of getting surpassed. Speak to your overlord countrymen higher up the echelons if you dont want them dont take it out on them. But yeah guarantee you that guy is a bald manlet

Woz must be frustrated that Dart is the new princess

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BAGEL TIME

>projecting this hard

getting raped

>you will never comfort dart by massaging her flat chest after she gets double bageled
Why even live bros

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>the english rose

pella have the same accent like sabatini
cute argentinian accent

i also love gaby's voice, its deep and calm

British commentator furiously damage controlling on dart

The gold digging whore in the front row

It's quite overcast today, none of these people need sunglasses.

WTF she looks so different that on court

this is just a spar for barty

cus glamour

that fucking hairline, bitch has no self awareness

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Is Fognini most /hm/ player left in the draw?

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Dart can't handle the slice

>mr reddit is wearing a us women's divegrass shirt

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SERENAWINSLOL

ayy lmao

muh fashion

So what are Tsogas odds against NaBald?

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How progressive

what would be the worse scenario?
serena winning wimbledon or that new 15 year old black american?
i think i would consider stopping watching tennis if one of those two happened

5.00 with Bet365, Nadull 1.16

>Hating on Coco
You fucking monster

Kvitova will save tennis

4.85 Tsonga
1.15 Nadal

EBHD

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Verdasco still in it

Shut up, Gauff is actually based in perpetuating the WTA meme status

London's Cowardly Harriet Dart

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based farty

Me top right

haha good one

Easy choice because only 1 of the options is actually bad.

Me in the green collared shirt

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What is with this scheduling?
Center Court is full of women except for the big 3 and British matches.

Dart? More like Shart!

France still has 4 players in the men's side, Spain has 3.

Serena is easily worse, a 15 year old winning wimbledon would show just how garbage women's tennis is compared to the men.

I love bartys game so easy going and grounded. Its almost manly, her game is very manly. I really really want to see williams barty to see how barty would play her.

off to a fap lads

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>tfw no good girl, soft skin, supple bodied, english tennis playing gf

I love how the BBC commentators always try to make excuses when a British player is shit.

I don't even care about her, but if she wins it will be the death of WTA. They will never ever stop talking about it.

What to?

>hating coco pops

where the fuck have they gone?

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i've had wanks that lasted longer than this match will

Its called equality cunt get used to it

and that's a good thing though!!!
Women's time slots should be replaces with Junior boy tennis, for 16 to 18 year old players

crackhead gumjobs

we had Henman's commentary of Jay Clarke the other day. Excruciating

A point can be made for the planes flying over, but everything else is just muh 'she wasn't on her game today'

>it will be the death of WTA.
>They will never ever stop talking about it.
It'll actually breathe life into WTA desu. It's been a joke for years.

>eric dier with his mum
cute

boris has a new gf

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Based

Absolutely patrician muh man

Would honestly hate to be a VIP at such an event. Just want to watch some tennis. That's probably why they wear the sunglasses. So they can pretend they didn't see the professional "mingler" who pretends to know you.

Guaff, since her winning will lead to non-stop talking about her being the new Serena and promote and bunch of intersectional black feminist talking points. Serena winning will just mean business as useal but she's unlikely to win so it's safe to assume it won't happen.

but you can't take half of nothing

>legendary african diplomat Boris
also she's cute

Why don't they just force women to play 5 sets? I want to see them suffer. I want to see 50 shot long 5mph slice rallies

Cute af

That's just his diplomatic mission to the Central African Republic

>sound of silence

fully agree with you, would be just more proof that WTA is a joke and anybody can win it

That would just make the people watching suffer

You really want to watch 4 hour women's matches?

Gang bang.

the truth about the 3 sets is that ad revenues are lower when women play so they want the matches to be shorter

Boris loves his blacks, doesn't he?

thought it was universe boss from the thumbnail

But the women need more representation guys, they need to have the same amount of time on court to justify their equal pay!

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is that Tom Hardy

Laver is almost the most based one in these VIP seats

>Shart

Womens tennis is pathetic.

she looks like she needs a cuddle. and a breastfeeding.

TV scheduling. Everyone wants it but the TV companies don't like it because it would distrupt the schedule too much if every match is 3 hours+.

And yes TV companies do have this kind of power, they're the reason for the push to have roofs on tournements that are suppose to be "open air" events, because it means less dead air time on tv when matches are suspended

why are you so racist

They already get equal broadcasting time. Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

More to do with scheduling. The WTA advised that the women were prepared to do it, but the ITF said no.

Come on Jule

>CGI tribute to Southgate in the crowd

Nice touch by the Wimbledon officials, RIP.

tennis royalty

E L I S E
L
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Tennis should’ve made the 3/5 compromise. Women can play max 3 sets and men 5 at majors. Therefore their pay should be 3/5 men. 3/5 pay for 3/5 as much time. Equal pay for equal work!!!!!!

How tall is barty?

That nigga laver is litterally always watching tennis
Everytime i see his rat molten boomer forface hes inthe stands of a slam watching tennis

>Everyone wants it
'no'
agree about the broadcasting cucks though. they're also part of why shot clocks are being implemented. based Wimbledon refused though. even though grass is not my favourite, Wimbledon is easily the best slam

youtube.com/watch?v=5ymFX91HwM0

Wouldn't you be if you got free access?

RIP Jule

>Jules broken
youtube.com/watch?v=dsx2vdn7gpY

RIP

Gareth "The Architect" Southgate
1970 - 2018

>3/5

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still better than B*ncic

LMAo SKUPSKI SLIPPED

I miss her lads

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quick match lel

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Why is Fixnini losing to Tennys?
He won a Masters this year ffs.

They would immediately cry about 5 sets being too exhausting. And it's hardwired into the brain that we don't want to see them suffer (armchair psychology opinion) Because women really don't do equal work. Everyone who works early mornings knows that.

can't wait for Murray to blow out his hip this wimbledon so he'll forever fuck off back to shitty scotland haha

>Why is Fixnini losing

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Also, your flag is a big plus

>Fixini
>losing
hm, I wonder why

why did this "Aussie" champion have to be a goblina.

>farty

They wouldn't want to, they are already getting paid the same for less effort

quick reminder to australians ITT, the cricket's on channel 9. absolute belter of a pitch so expect a good chase in the second innings when we bat.

all the hot ones are playing cricket mate

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>Pakipaddle

Sakkari reminds her of her.

Sucks that cute girls don't get advantages for playing, maybe dart would not have been eviscerated.

Struffi, NO

FUCKING USELESS

>hurting himself to make it more competitive
the true GOAT

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yes mate, the best sport in the world.

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I bet she has a nice set of tits under that sports compression bra

I can't believe there is still equal pay in tennis
Dart can't even throw a fucking ball in the air

What happened

2nd most popular sport in England too, no?

I think football and cricket are by far the most popular sports in England

>Kirilenko, Zvonareva, Kleybanova
The holy Trinity of Russian perfection

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would suck his dick no homo

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GOAT cross of waifuability and tennis ability

Nobody gives a fuck about cricket

I can see her nips through the shirt

Everything about Harriet is pretty, her tits are obviously nice too.

threw the racket and fucked up his hand

what?

probably third most popular now that it's off free to air televsion. think rugby would edge a little a head and neither rugby nor cricket are close to soccer tb h
it's the most popular sport by far here.

Is that Dave Chapelle?

>Swan
>Dart
Utter shit, the pair of 'em

*baguettes u twice*

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>unlikely to win
>she's already done her "amazing comeback against the 10000th ranked player"
>now she's warmed up and already dispatching top players with ease
>kerber is out
nah, they might as well just give her the trophy already

>2nd most popular sport in England too, no?


That's based darts lad

It's the only sport where males and females are both watchable. For example volleyball girls are slightly hotter but who wants to watch men's volleyball?

jesus christ what a cute tushy

harsh

who are all these """"""""""""important""""""""""""" people

ugly feet though
that's just his excuse to meet more black women

Absolute STATE of this negro

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>both watchable
keep telling yourself that

bigga nigga tiddies

but you are australian!
I doubt football is popular in Australia

I have a great idea, why don't they make the winner of the men's and women's finals play against each other for and extra prize money bonus? Women are equal to men to it should be ok, right?

The truth hurts. They're shithouse.

good post

Mr Reddit in his fucking USA shirt

Why are Russian women always most qt? Czechs, Slovenians, Ukranians etc just can't compare.

in australia in terms of tv ratings its
1. cricket
2. aussie rules / rugby league (depends on the state)
3. tennis
(massive gap in popularity)
4. rugby union
5. super cars
6. soccer

Barty's entire legacy is at stake when she plays Serena. Lose and she's just another fraud #1 like the rest of them.

Boris dating Slutty Sloane Stephens now? Based Boris!

nooooooooooooooooooooo

very much true!

Williams might lose to that little Spanish goblina. Stranger things have happened.

Fognini can't even win a set vs this challenger player?

F

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Tennis always wins baby.

for me it's ane mintegi del olmo

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which she will, of course, because Williams has been playing possum in the first week, as usual.
and Barty is too "nice" and will be intimidated by Serena's theatrics on court as soon as things start going Barty's way.
also, you'll have the entire cucked Wimbledon crowd rooting for Serena for no reason other than "she is the GOAT, she must be the GOAT, she must defeat evil Court, we all want this, right? right?".
it's all so tiresome.

Has Kyrgios apologized to Nadal yet?

For what?

He'll apologize when he's finished going through this "phase".

Hitting him on purpose

Suarez Navarro is still in the tournament?
She is based, best Guanche (the native Canary islands people before spaniards got there) athlete of all thiem!!!

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I've notified the authorities, you scoundrel

damn she looks portuguese as fuck, where is she from?

I can't believe how easy her daw was.
it's like they have a special algorithm that allows her to play scrubs in the first few rounds (so she can get warmed up against players who will never be able to close it ou against her), followed by better players who are all ball-bashers who can't make her move, followed finally by a decent player who will lose because of the pressure of playing Serena, followed finally by an ok player who will just lose because Serena is already playing at 80%.
they've got it down to a science now.
the only blip in this was Kerber, but it's solved now.

She's Spanish. Also, she's 15

spain

she actually does, damn.

She's Basque

Betty la fea

Sandgren just won a grass set with 5 winners and 6 unforced errors.

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Looks a bit like Sevastova desu. Might just be that pic.

Why do all American players have such horrible looking technique?

Tsonger is already shook before the game starts because nadull and yhe french worship nadull for some reason

Did hydrogen drop him?

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Good old Fixnini, laughing all the way to the bank

He has emperio armani now what so you think retard

We are way more for FedGOAT
Kiddies are for Nadull tho

This is in Wimbledon, and they hate Nadal here since he won that final to Federer, and they were rooting for Sugita and Kyrgios earlier.
French people hate Nadal too, so stop with the excuses already!!

>hydrogen

I never understood that skull logo. It clashes so much with tennis, looks like a brand for motorsports, skate or bmx, in the line of monster and redbull. Tennis is old man sport, why use a skull as logo?

FUCK NADAL

AND FUCK CLAYPIPPO

>what so you think retard

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Imagine owning these blocks.

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>this is winbledon

Yea Forums shits on us open crowd but winbledon crowd is so much worse.

shame iga isn't taller, like her sister. she would serve better

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Kind of depends on your perspective. We're all going to die.

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I played with at least 3 frenchmen so far and all are nadull cosplayers with their babolats and their cringy overexagerated wrist action. You dont send your best lemme tell you that

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>Kiki

>winbledon crowd is so much worse
it really isn't.
there is no coming back for us after that osaka final

this is weak bait jose

could be council owned

Haha! Monkey!

u are my Nadal bro?

What time is Nadal Tsonga? BBC is showing womens tennis and doubles

>the Zoo S open
hoh

She had a lucky escape yesterday against that tub of lard.

Tsonga looks so cute and friendly!!!

Gib Iga sister pls!

Nadal reached at least 4th round of Wimbledon in 2003? at barely 17 years old?

Hurry up you dumb fucking nigger why is he still at his bench for 10 extra seconds after yhe pire says time what the fuck

bbc.co.uk/sport/live/tennis/47643543

What's with the logo spanons?

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he reached only 3rd round, ignore my question

where's nadal's hair going?

why is this allowed?

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so never?
tried to hit but Nadal got a racket to deflect in time

It's the price of autism

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youtube.com/watch?v=PofbTakhsyc

>federer blinks
>crowd goes mad

I don't understand his godlike status. Some people looks like cultists and worse, I bet a lot of these diehard fed fans are just going with the flow for some reason.

Also here in brazil you must mute a federer gamee because every channel has a federer fan who tends to become too passionate for no reason in between the points and it is so cringey and homosexual.

Pls be in london ill be the one in the kitchen if need be

Nice pokies

tsonga a good guy

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>Also here in brazil you must mute a federer gamee because every channel has a federer fan who tends to become too passionate for no reason in between the points and it is so cringey and homosexual.
Thats just cuz yout country as a whole is cringy and homosexual nothing to do with fed

ngl I jack off to federer

it's the cringe bluepilled crowds who like Federer, which is basically 90% of people.
they think le elegant ballerina stroke = good and le diplomatic neutral swiss man who speaks many languages = good.

>Bertens

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Fed is just great to watch

you all got your kinder bueno ready?

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Cunts put it on the red button l or
here

Fed is just great to watch

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I like it when he tsings a tsonga.
youtube.com/watch?v=4YnafMVU6So

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same here, plus he is such a boring player, my father loves him

he's a nice boy

Fed is just great to watch

do commentators tends to favor federer in other countries?

Becomes even bizarre during atp 250/500. Theres a commentator who gets bored then starts talking about his love again.

>oh that guy did x in a bad way
>yeah federer would do better because he is so great
>nice backhand
>yeah I agree, but lets not forget that federers backhand is soo great too

The guy probably doesn't even like tennis, he likes federer and federer only.

Fed is just great to watch

How? it is exaclty the same game every time. Same with djocko. They are so boring and play too safe.

I don't even care about commentators i watch the 10is

YES!!!!
BREAKKK!!!!!!!

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every time a top-ranked singles player plays doubles, I watch a bit of doubles and every time I think, "huh, doubles is actually a lot of fun" and then never watch it again

>watching EBJK
>Claire Balding comes on and switches the channel

Why do they even bother with non-iplayer coverage these days?

Who does my boy Nadal play next if he wins this match?

Doubles is a meme game, but Murray playing doubles will probably give it a lot more attention this year, which I suppose is good for the doubles guys

God I fucking hate clare, she ruins everything

That's cute but this thread is for tennis

Wonder how much Fixnini won at the bookies

>tsonga
good name
bad player

Sousa or the coke man

Something I like in grand slams is the variation. You turn the tv and watch single, ladies, doubles. ATP 500 has this problem to show men singles all day which bbecomes boring.

I don't know why people dislike doubles, I would like to watch even mixed and ladies doubles but they only show men double in brazil.

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still think he is happy with his gf...

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What if the next gen is actually making more bank at the bookies than they would grinding to have a chance against Fed and Nadull
Like to get to 2nd round you need maybe 2% more energy 3rd round 2% more dedication to get 50k more pounds and at that level its hard to squeeze more befoee the body breaks down.
When you can just maintain good ranking by playing chill all year beating whos and slam season comes aroun u puta cheeky 100k on the unseeded guy in R1 with 20 odds and you're set for the year.
ATP hypes you to hell and back all year with next gen memery so every slam losers think its break out time and odds for the unseeded stay high thanks to the ATP marketing.

nadul is getting bald, wonder when he does the agassi.

Sousa or Evans

KAM ON JO, SCORE SAM FACKIN' POINTS

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Jo always disappoints

Nadull is losing more and more hair lmao

Perfect nose

>getting
won't lose them further than that, he takes chems and shit

NIGGERS FUCK OFF OUT OF MY BEAUTIFUL WHITE SPORT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You now remember his happened

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Baldal when?

only sitting sports are white sports

yeah like 10 years ago lmao

JoKo? More like JoKe!

I thought chinks and gooks were the esports masters?

that big titted jewess in the public

Gabe, that you?

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based cameraman

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You werent fast enough either i see
I have failed you /tennis/

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I knew Tsonga would get smashed when I saw he complained about Tomic getting fined because it devalued his win. He was actually proud of that winning that """match""".

>esports
He said sports, you dumb zoomer. Rowing, cycling n' shit.

Definition of butters

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*puts fresh buttermilk on the shopping list*
thanks lads

she won, lads

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kek

Basado

video games are not sport, they're games

another break to finish the set!!!
6x2 Nadal 1s set

Shame about the boat race, mind

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Definition of jugs

Why is she wearing glasses? What if they fall off?

Still got BTFO by Tsongoy while number 2 in the World
He really should have killed himself that day

I remember that, I threw my remote control to a wall when it ended, I was young so i have an excuse!!!

Alright, kiddy fiddler.

but if he had, he wouldn't be able to make you seethe 10 years later. worth it no?

>Rowing, cycling
Funny. Didn't enter my mind either. Also horse racing and show jumping.

where is she playing?

Fucking zoomer

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God nadulls serve is so ugly

but then we would've missed 10 years of salty French tears at the French Open.
that would've been a shame.

You have to be a pretty skilled entertainer to comment at a Grand Slam to be honest. Talking for hours and hours about very one-sided matches, and then you have to pretend that they are not completely one-sided although you put some side bets on the favourite.

maybe she can't see well.

Is that what Ed Sheeran would look like if he ever had a bath?

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why doesn't nadal serve with his right hand since he's right handed, pretty sure he'd serve better that way

Glad the berretini meme ends here. Based manlet

>only sitting sports are white sports
wrong, winter Olympics is affirmative action for white people.

Portugal please stop overusing exclamation marks. It's annoying me.

pretty fluid desu

just finished on 6

Are you telling me playing my call of mario doesn't make me an athlete? Don't judge, sports bigot.

>there hasn't been a single French male player who has won a grand slam since Yannick Noah
oh no no no no no no no no no no

>if
big if there mate

>right wing tennis players
Federer
Nadal
Djokovic
Tennys Sandgren
Nishikori
Medvedev
Khachanov

>Left wing tennis players
Murray
Kyrgios
...

imagine all the non countries watching this coverage thinking who the fuck are these people lel

and it was a fluke

*was

>Djokovic
>right wing
nigga he's paz y amor

>Implying Federer isn't honorary French

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guys, I want to fuck Strycova and call her mommy.

Could b worse could b rawdick

how many times must nadal bounce a fucking ball

>Why do they even bother with non-iplayer coverage these days?
Because literally millions watch it is why.

stuffed my face with 4 tropical fruits flavoured chewing gums, I'm enjoying it a lot lads, shame the taste disappears quickly

>African player
>French
yep, checks out

As fluid as a muttob shittig pellets
Nadull is a fucked up person in general lookig at his autistic mannerisms pretty sure it would still be choppy

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Living your best life

>guys, I want to fuck Strycova and call her mommy.
That made me laugh harder than it should have

mental

As much as he has to touch his face

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me at the end

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Who

he rarely picks his ass anymore doe

who is this handsome fellow

I can see his point tho

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indeed, apparently those sugar free chewing gums can have laxative sides effects, just added 5 more in my mouth

Some Pakipaddler

*bounces ball with racket*
*bounces ball with hand*
*adjusts hair*
*adjusts headband*

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>he watched Yannick Noah in 1983
nigga how old are you? all my memories of Yannick Noah are from Davis Cup

>adJUSTs

Crime.png

quintessentially

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He was so much more imposing with full hair

I mean fluke because he didn't win another won

damn kyrgios out here fucking the hottest girls at wimbeldon

got to respect that

youtube.com/watch?v=XiT8z8IgeAI

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Should be ashamed of yourselves, Australian flags showing and you don't know one Alistair Cook.

>can't spell Alastair
ashamed of you lad

>Beat her 3 times this year
>Lose to her at Wimbledon
Typical

wtf man. thats just a little baby deer. should let it grow up before you shoot it

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Everytime, every fucking time i see this little faggots face hes giving me this look

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I love the backtracking the commentators have had to perform in this konta match

Is schortzmanlet the most likable player on tour?

who is this handsome fellow

Do you think rod knows where he is?

Break point for Nadal

I'd watch tennis all year to get away from this "wife" as well

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he did it, 2nd set break.

>Nadull
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>doble falta

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Watching the telly at the retirement home innit
>Crikey tellies these days are awful realistic

if he didnt kill it that dear would then go on and kill hundreds of rabbits
so if anything he is doing us all a admirable service

germanon pls post the "laughter stops" pic of nadal

*winds up*
huuAAAAUUHH
>ump screams FAUUUUUUULT
the nadal experience

charming tsonga cant play the game

Compare his face with and without her

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>all decent women are taken
>"use tinder" they said
>1 match per week
>only 1 girl per month writes back and these girls are 2/10s

ok

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GOAT lob from Nadal

macinroe talking directly to kyrigos

Hint: youre a 2

rafa

rafa

Don't think i have that one

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GOAT banana from Nadal
i know it's a german flag that posted it (multiple times). he's wearing a pink jersey in it (think it was from AO)

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wife or sister? they look so similar.

found it. was a pink headband

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can really see her turning into a hamplanet

Lads thinking of lending Tsonga my forehand so he actually can land one in court.

no, many girls from the past said that I'm decent, the problem is that I'm not german

german girls don't want foreigners

think he'd rather a backhand

Is that why i see all of these mutt kids on the streets?

nadal is a goddamn surgeon today

6x2
6x3
both sets to Nadal
1h10 minutes

yeah, very incisive right now

His backhand is always shit. He's supposed to possess a forehand though.

Uncle Tony's juice doing work tonight

>SCAM

his forehand is not great today but that's because he's playing Nadal who exposes his weaker wing. if he had a BH he wouldn't have to run around it all the fkn time

>McEnroe shitting on Osaka for firing her GS-winning coach
I remember reading that he was dating some underage grill from the WTA and Osaka found out and she couldn't work with him anymore

*allegedly
this is just hearsay

You have to take these things if you want to be a champion

Good coaches often make players

It's because she didn't want a white guy getting any credit for her success. Look at her entire team now.

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>McEnroe advocating for 6-6 tiebreak in the decider
fuck off
just FUCK OFF

What a fag

early 3rd set break for Nadal?

>that game

>JUST-Wilfred Tsonga

Remember the Shangai cheongsam?

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indeed

embarrassing

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>if only you knew

Tsonga fucking sucks

ye, tell that to yourself

>another Brit dying under the clouded skies of London

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.come on jo

The 80% Experience ®

Murray goes out in both doubles matches

CAM oN YoHANNA score sum fackin set points!

shadow of his former self

Set point Konta

and the bbc has 3 days of mourning.

Nah m8 you're a 2.
You know how many people call the dealership everyday to get more information on a car and even "schedule" an appointment and then say they will buy but it's just to keep their options open? Thats basicsally :"yeah youre decent"

I don't know what I enjoy more in Slams, the tennis itself or local players losing in front of their home crowds.

>Murray bending over
As per usual. Prolly should've watched that nonsense rather than No-Wilfried.

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why is Federer so preppy?

double-break, I think Nadal's got this match in the bag

>someone dies at court 12

>tstinka

I do like the Beeb's coverage of Wimbledon as it's pretty comprehensive, but the player wankfests they indulge in every fucking year gets nauseating.

>express.co.uk/sport/tennis/1149507/Nick-Kyrgios-brother-Rafael-Nadal-Wimbledon-tennis-news
ralf too good today

stop posting threads so early you god damned /cric/autist

...

>10 posts early in slow thread

no time for that they have to jerk off to the niggers serena and gauff

still early you absolute mong

>google
>tsonga
>height 188cm
>weight 91 kg
my fucking got, how is his knees still alive?

Are Jo is still alive

Stephens is weakmind and just collapsed

me

British broadcasts get so much shit about how much we talk about our players but it's the same in every country. I remember being in Germany during the 2013 Roland Garros and the amount of promos and cringe coverage of Tommy Haas was unbearable. And let's not mention French covrage which is just non-stop features of French junior prospects.

We just get shit because Johnny foreigners are pirating our coverage and most of our players are unpopular

Too bad Tsonga didn't show up today I was hoping to see a match

Tsonga is finished senpai

Not really, most of our "top players" would not be participating if they weren't British because they're simply not good enough. Salivating over Dart and Watson makes us look bad because they're that much worse than their opposition.