/HEE/ - HOLY EUROPEAN EMPIRE

Daily reminder that only GERMANY, ITALY, FRANCE & SPAIN matters in European Football. Any other nation is a non Football Country.

Also to all fellow member of the /HEE/, DON'T SIDE WITH NETHERLANDS in his war against Brazil, the Dutch are part of that filthy /el*te/ alliance who Always talk shit about our teams. Don't fall for the European Brotherhood meme, they are backstabbing scums, like *ngloids, Poort*geses, and Sw*ss.

At least stay Neutral if you Don't wanna side with Brazil, but Don't side with Netherlands. Irrelevant Football Team, who chokes all the time.

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We are more relevant than France and Spain historically.
>muh cups
No.

sorry, but where is Belgium?

How come russia is fully coloured on the french map but not on the german?

I wish the Holy Roman Empire still existed desu
Everything would be objectively better.

France, as always, ruined everything.

Look at these dudes

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Should probably swap France for the Dutchbro

Checked

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continental system, russia caved in, until they sperged out and tricked us

Checked

Ahhahhahhahhahah
Do frenchies really consider it equal to physical conquest?

What a nice thread you have here anons

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>DON'T SIDE WITH NETHERLANDS in his war against Brazil
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>SIDE WITH NETHERLANDS in his war against Brazil
ftfy

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Should we tell England that they would win the WC if they actually developed playmakers/registas in CM position?

read the map, dark blue is annexed land, mild blue are puppet states, light blue is influence

>playmakers/registas in CM position
That's for continental poofters

ridiculous, why slowdown the ball when you can hoof it?

I miss it bros ;_;

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F

everything modern Germany stands for disgusts me

noi siamo la vraie élite de futbol internacional vergiss es nicht

based

>hating on modern Germany when it was the 2nd Reich inbred monarchists and 3rd Reich Nazi degenerates who fucked everything up and lost us all this land

???

WTF

>shithole afraid of its history filling itself with refugees and trying to be overly politically correct, led by utter buffoons
I'll pass

>marry a hooknose retard
>lol all of this land is mine now

fuck off Spain

The nazis were the ones that lost that land you nigger

At least take back Königsberg, that is ridiculous.

why does that shape pleases me so much? I still can't figure it out

my BBQ potato kinda did a prussia on the foil desu

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What a load of fucking poofters

a country is not always just about land, it's about its values
and Germany does not have any respectable values anymore

really, of those four, I respect only Spain and Italy as countries

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At least they lost it in wars. We're currently losing what's left of Germany without a single bullet fired.

that's impressive

The Russians actually offered it back to us when the Soviet Union was collapsing (they needed monies), but we declined because the Russians completely destroyed any economic value of the area which would make it too expensive to fix and we had enough work to do with our new old Eastern states already.

absolute state of German politics desu

Sudacas united!

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And now it's of immense geostrategic value in the Balticum. Sasuga, Kohl-sama.

F :(

this

>t. Sören-Malte Doppel-Name

>0 World Cups
>"my cuntry matters!"
choose 1
>the Dutch are about to win the lesbian WC
lel

it's literally shit that doesn't matter vs shit who won a few World Cups in ancient times

why did you post a pic of the austrian empire?

>why does that shape pleases me so much?
Because the French are Franks and therefore Germanic and appreciate other Germanics ruling over their god-given fatherland.

Franks evolved into Latins tho

>tfw Prussia has been completely wiped out of existence

Few things give me more pleasure than reminding myself of this fact :)

Franks split and became French and German. There is still a "Franken" in Germany

Belgians and non-Frisian Dutch are also Franks.

>*sips synthetic soi drink*

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t. autistic northern german subhuman

calm your nipples, Bazischwein

Bayern aren't human.

>the south became economically relevant for the first time after Germans from Bohemia and Prussia fled there
>suddenly think their hillbilly culture is hot shit
Go sell your independence for a few tourist attraactions again, Ludwig.

fuck of frogs and krauts you arent part of the 12 points chads

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You did it all to yourselves.

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Pleasure doing business with you

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delete

Peak performance
GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND

Now this is some next level cringe

try not to lose to fucking turkey then we can talk about cringe

>no Βασιλεία Ῥωμαίων
Damn...

BASERET BREV.

>muh meme history of overhyped divas